just breton boys doing what breton boys do

@mauzer4457

5 жыл бұрын

hell yeah brother

@rujihaj-ei5213

5 жыл бұрын

Tonsure or death! Natural Male pattern baldness works, too

@epicbeast999

5 жыл бұрын

I was severely disappointed to find out this isn't a Blonde Boys parody.

@danutmh

5 жыл бұрын

Shilling?

@jamesmayou1361

5 жыл бұрын

balding hair, mongrel blood makes the ladies swoon

Rest In Peace Ralph Cosham 1936-2014 Better known as the voice of all Breton NPCs in Oblivion.

@tertiaritus

5 жыл бұрын

what a legend

@toastfilms347

4 жыл бұрын

By the 9 that's depressing.

@chilikonlia5994

4 жыл бұрын

I was really disappointed he didn't show up in Skyrim. One of my favorite VAs in Oblivion.

@qimasktheslumpgod9246

4 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏

@jakebooth658

4 жыл бұрын

RIP

50% resistance against magic 1000% weakness to sweetrolls

@SmugSuspenders

5 жыл бұрын

Still worth it

@Casius06

5 жыл бұрын

Not really, as a breton you will retire mid game to live in Skingrad and eat sweetrolls for the rest of your life, not worth if you are playing to finish the story

@jessewam

5 жыл бұрын

The sweetrollkin curse.

@SmugSuspenders

5 жыл бұрын

Who finishes a Bethesda game?

@rebbekahcannons9805

5 жыл бұрын

Sweetrolls are all well and good but have you tried those honey nut treat they got up in Skyrim? Who doesn't love sticky nut treats lol

Now this is High Rock

@zachm1930

4 жыл бұрын

Vastly underrated comment

@joyfulman40

4 жыл бұрын

정지호 aaaaah shiiiiiiiiit!

@JohnnyCasey

4 жыл бұрын

By the gods, there's a south korean on the loose

@uniwasamistake6334

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyCasey teehee

@user-wp4yk3nw3g

4 жыл бұрын

Is that you lev

Only late third era kids will remember this 😍

@cyrus6087

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@brotherjauffre4923

5 жыл бұрын

you called

@ozkul_arda200

4 жыл бұрын

@@brotherjauffre4923 This can-not be!

@newtclovers

4 жыл бұрын

4E kid here and I gotta say... I was born in the wrong generation. TAKE ME BACK TO 3E CYRODIL

@brotherjauffre4923

4 жыл бұрын

@@ozkul_arda200 the amulet of kings

These guys sell out the Arena every time

@shanedrury4742

5 жыл бұрын

Then rest afterwards because they Earned it

@ghostdrew4887

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah ever since the grand champion became the deadric prince of madness

@IC-23

5 жыл бұрын

You know they say that wilds of Tamriel are so vicious it's called the Arena so be wart traveller

Like skooma for the ears

@benyed1636

5 жыл бұрын

Like sweetroll for the ears.

@DirtyGoblin12

5 жыл бұрын

How about skooma sweet rolls

@strarionmango3037

5 жыл бұрын

i can't stop listening to it heeeeeelp

@DMIwriter

5 жыл бұрын

"Ear Skooma" There's a great band name, right there.

@sufficient4834

5 жыл бұрын

sweet rolls are his skooma

My face was melted by that righteous argonian guitar shredding

@alwayshere6956

4 ай бұрын

It's enough to make Dagoth Ur clap

This heavilly implies that this is like a half-time show at the arena in-between matches

@dumbproductions2958

3 жыл бұрын

I might actually bet on the arena if these guys did half-time shows

@nean9894

3 жыл бұрын

shut up and take my gold

@ltloxa1159

3 жыл бұрын

The matches ARE the halftime

@jollyonmiller5325

3 жыл бұрын

I am a modder with 10 years of experience tinkering with Oblivion. We can make this happen.

@GamingMediocrity

3 жыл бұрын

@@jollyonmiller5325 I really hope you aren't joking

I could hear Young Scrolls all my life That'd be fine with me

@michelschafstadt3388

5 жыл бұрын

DeoMachina mood

@sidium7344

4 жыл бұрын

Me to

@blarg2429

3 жыл бұрын

So I bought this song on Bandcamp Cause I thought that now’s the time With a mind full of music I decided to retire I could die for Young Scrolls' shitposts I could live outside his door I could hear the album anywhere Brother, please, may I have some more?

Rest in peace Ralph Cosham 😢 dare I say you where just as iconic as Wes Johnson.

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. W he was the voice actor of Jauffre (and the frontman of this Breton boy band as it seems :))

@indigoemp12

5 жыл бұрын

god bless you for this comment

@1618dude

5 жыл бұрын

True... but at least he was immortalized in Oblivion.

@stinkogresupreme8165

5 жыл бұрын

illustrator-of halo-art Wes Johnson. He voices like half of the game

@DMIwriter

5 жыл бұрын

Don't get me wrong, I *love* Wes Johnson and thought he was tragically underused in Skyrim. I mean, the man voices both Sheogorath and Hermaeus Mora. That's some skill. But Ralph Cosham was probably my favorite voice to listen to in Oblivion. Super soothing, but also commanding at the same time.

I am listening to this song in 4th Era 201. All people listen to these days is Ragnar the Red.

@Aragon1500

3 жыл бұрын

Damn musicless imperials they erased talos now this Breton classic

@karhu7581

3 жыл бұрын

and propaganda pieces like Age of Agression, i mean come on!

@ascanioscarpati8538

3 жыл бұрын

I wish i was born in the third era, music was so good back then

@ArpitBhattacharjee

2 жыл бұрын

You're a fucking genius

I'll never forget when these guys did a private performance in my Palace

@Yanzaa123

4 жыл бұрын

Hail the Emperor!

@crownofartorias7152

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what that was like

@plasmawolf7960

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen what your descendants are doing, man? The Aldemerri basically own them. AND they lost Skyrim.

@alchemispark7751

4 жыл бұрын

@@plasmawolf7960 not in my time line bucko

@dylankane9709

4 жыл бұрын

By the nine divines I wish I could’ve been there.

Oh man I remember catching these guys in Skingrad back in '85

@JRLeeman

5 жыл бұрын

Brah, I caught them in Skingrad in ‘85, I was the guy in the mosh pit passing around the 3ft Skooma Pipe

@_Ghurks_

5 жыл бұрын

I saw em at High Hrothgar music festival back in 85 to, and Adoring Fan play his hit Star and everyone did the dance

@bearpuncher8945

5 жыл бұрын

I was a tad late to the party, in about ‘91 I was in a record store, saw them on the shelf, pop the sucker in; immediately fell in love with the band.

@tohopes

5 жыл бұрын

They opened for Nine Divines in Kvatch in the spring of '84. I was there.

@SmugSuspenders

5 жыл бұрын

Damn pretentious hipsters

The Breton boys are Tamriel’s Beatles. They started a new genre, HighRock and a new music generation, Brets. Kids walking around in farmer’s clothes, bringing with them a culture of extremely overpriced wines and illusion magic parties.

@jernie9384

5 жыл бұрын

Kek

@kaiser5731

5 жыл бұрын

Loool

@Dismoeyy

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ethanhess8230

5 жыл бұрын

This is why the young scrolls comment section is my favorite place on the internet

@samwalker4761

5 жыл бұрын

HighRock lol

*Die* for Salmo's baking, *live* outside his door. Jauffre's been thinking about the duality of man.

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

5 жыл бұрын

dentistguba what a line

@user-wf6rs5lq8y

4 жыл бұрын

This is "The Alduin/Akatosh Dichotomy " reference.

@johnnystonks3970

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-wf6rs5lq8y as my faser sed : Joffre is man of cultur

@HAZNAUT

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnnystonks3970 *Crassius Curio: the sweetest roll*

@Ezio999Auditore

Жыл бұрын

“Behold - a man!” *raises a naked Fargoth squirming*

Saw these guys at Kavatch during their “GoldCoast” tour. Man, they really burned the place down.

@TheNumerosopher

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaaooo I love this comment!

@aevvah_flxwer8550

3 жыл бұрын

\m/

@WarriorOfTheLostLand

2 жыл бұрын

Too soon

@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702

2 жыл бұрын

@@WarriorOfTheLostLand it was 200 years ago, get over it

@BiggRich95

Жыл бұрын

Golden comment

This really sweetened my rolls

@jihadityrone2197

5 жыл бұрын

clepirelli My rolls really sweetened this

@sweetroll9139

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@danolix

3 жыл бұрын

Let me guess...

Young Scrolls can do every genre. Truly a musical divine.

@dawnwatching6382

5 жыл бұрын

DynastyKit T O N A L A R C H I T E C T

@michelschafstadt3388

5 жыл бұрын

cat2 j/k-pop is trash, not music

@arintheseatsesh6242

5 жыл бұрын

cat2 Absolute troglodyte music.

@fpsdovah2572

5 жыл бұрын

As though the devines themselves are singing.

@1618dude

5 жыл бұрын

He said music, not noise.

This song makes me nostalgic for a band that never existed. Incredible.

@radicalcentrist4990

Жыл бұрын

It's that 80's vibe that it has. I somehow get nostalgic for the 80's everytime I listen to 80's songs even though I wasn't even born then. I don't know how they manage to do that.

come to valenwood

@connorcarbon

5 жыл бұрын

if this is a come to Brazil reference I literally cackled at this comment 😂

@insectlover602

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up, bosmer

@Mae_Dastardly

4 жыл бұрын

Huehue

@mohammadrezapahlavi4578

4 жыл бұрын

high rock*

@bib4eto656

4 жыл бұрын

@@connorcarbon This comment section is literally the best.

I could listen to Young Scrolls all my life That'd be fine with me

_bröther may i have some sweetrölls_

@shudjr4815

5 жыл бұрын

sweetrölls are frösted lööps

@zefra5036

5 жыл бұрын

NO SWEETROLLS

@SmugSuspenders

5 жыл бұрын

Nö sweetrölls för yöu

@MrJackrussell12

5 жыл бұрын

HULK HOGAN WANTS SOME SWEETROLLS

@SmugSuspenders

5 жыл бұрын

We said, no sweetrolls

"Salmo has two AI packages commanding him to take five loaves of bread to the Two Sisters Lodge at 10am and to the West Weald Inn at midday, but the packages never execute as he has no bread in his inventory and the packages are of "escort" type, meaning he doesn't actively seek any out. It's possible this bug was introduced to avoid another, more serious one: if bread is given to Salmo using the console or CS, he will walk to one of the inns as commanded, take a bite of bread, and the game will crash." When u supposed to deliver bread, but u accidentally eat it and end the universe

@TheHeroicraptor

5 жыл бұрын

HOLY HELL, I've gotta try that

@Undomaranel

4 жыл бұрын

Sheogorath had a bit too much fun with that mortal.

@Malikav0311

4 жыл бұрын

When you try to eat bread but end up Zero Summing the universe.

@yoloswaggins2161

4 жыл бұрын

CHIM unlocked

@jplaygame7

3 жыл бұрын

so at the end he eats bread and this vid crashes?

i remember that legendary concert at the arena, it was a fundraiser to rebuild kvatch, sponsored by the sweetroll council of tamriel

A great metaphor of moonsugar addiction. Masterpiece.

@tertiaritus

5 жыл бұрын

the original version was obviously censored by the count of Bravil

@ez6791

4 жыл бұрын

Wait till they try skooma

@Monkeyshaman

4 жыл бұрын

Everything has to be about moonsugar, divines forbid he's just talented right?

@AliceLoverdrive

4 жыл бұрын

@@Monkeyshaman I've had a "sweetrolls" addiction for almost half of my life. It's really like that -- you take a little dose of moonsugar and BANG! you feel like god, unstoppable and capable of anything, you are smart and strong and powerful, until effects wear off. And then you feel like shit. You need nothing other than those elsweryan sweets, you need no friends, you need no lover, your only craving is moonsugar -- you could use it for all your life and that'd be fine by you. You'd ask and beg your dealer to give you just a little more. I know that feeling all too well, everyone in Vivec used that shit when I was young.

@MultiTwentyseven

4 жыл бұрын

it's about actual sweetrolls, salmo is a baker in skingrad

The Bretish invasion was lit. Totally revolutionized music.

@Akeldama9

3 жыл бұрын

That album cover of them walking across the road in Skingrad is legendary.

@pia5850

3 жыл бұрын

Bret pop

@elijahloveell8809

2 жыл бұрын

Ya got that right friend

That Argonian solo was incredible.

You like the Breton Boys? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when CHIM came out in 3E 433, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They’ve been compared to The Adoring Fan, but I think the Breton Boys have a far more juvenile, sophomoric sense of humor. In 3E 439, the Boys released this: All My Life!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Sweetrolls". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of indulgence and the importance of desserts. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. HEY, M’AIQ!

@gr3y_eminence

5 жыл бұрын

Tamriel Psycho by Breton Easton Ellis

@rodrikofharlaw6848

5 жыл бұрын

HEY TODD

@CartoonH2O

5 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves way more upvotes.

@allantetaylor3692

5 жыл бұрын

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION IN THE CLOUD DISTRICT NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD!

@yourecompletelyrightbut4677

5 жыл бұрын

M'AIQ: "M'aiq knows muc- AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

I hope breton boys makes a collab with the adoring fan.

@purapuri7610

5 жыл бұрын

@the Shadow All flesh and no fury!

@R.............

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Breton male voice actor is dead but his voice still produces masterpieces

The dude on the keyboard always gets me at the start 😂

Oh look at that, another boy band for the nation to cherish.

@aramzulumyan6380

5 жыл бұрын

Post-punk almost

@wigsnatcher2134

5 жыл бұрын

They were revolutionary, very modern and different and a game changer in their time. Rest in peace legends, rest in peace...

@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos

5 жыл бұрын

Oh nice, the idiots hearing this trash boy band in the Arena when the Emperor still secretly acting against the people. Fools!

Damn that oldstyle argonian knows how to play XD

@gavinlambert6061

5 жыл бұрын

Marco Boscarol b

@marcoboscarol2420

5 жыл бұрын

Gavin Lambert c

I think this was when the band really peaked. I hate to say it, but once they got clean their music just wasn’t the same. You know what they say; no skooma no soul.

@alexanderwalker5473

4 жыл бұрын

Skooma is a mistake that no one should make

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderwalker5473 Indeed. Felldew is the real shit

@sukmanutzak9547

3 жыл бұрын

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 then theres always that one dark elf tryna push some sleeping tree sap

@Aragon1500

3 жыл бұрын

I heard they got some of that stuff from Balmora for this album

@hyperboreanarchives7299

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aragon1500 You heard right, I'm the Telvanni dunmer who hooked them up. It was all fun and games till that bosmer slave "escort" OD'd in the back of the South Wall Cornerclub...

I remember listening to these guys all night long back in my bandit days. Just me and 3 other guys just raiding caravans on the blue road, I left those days behind when the fighters guild let us beast folk in.

@Sellipsis

5 жыл бұрын

Proof you Argonians are dumb as rocks. The fighters guild has had beast folk in their ranks since at least 2E 582 when Sees-All-Colors was the leader of it!

@gypsyhydra6801

5 жыл бұрын

Vurtax true but the Anvil branch wasn’t so progressive

@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, but you have to have a clean criminal record to join the guild

@theironfox2756

2 жыл бұрын

Shame. Beast folk are responsible for 53 percent of violent crime in Cyrodil. I think we should have sent them back to Elsewyre and Black Marsh. #MACA H

@olroyohboy1119

Жыл бұрын

I used to be an adventurer like you used to, ...

This is what Aetherius looks like.

@MultiMasterfelix

5 жыл бұрын

X On some real shit

@henrybechtel3644

5 жыл бұрын

And sounds like

@MrUmakemelaff

5 жыл бұрын

Coincidentally, this is from their album "Stairway to Aetherius". Although, the album Sweetrolls on My Mind" was their breakthrough hit album, knocking Daedric Hearts' album "Slaughterfish" off the charts.

Is this what happens if you keep Jaufre alive through the main questline?

@marvelouschester3018

5 жыл бұрын

*Jauffre

@edwardoliveira1748

5 жыл бұрын

Its not 100% confirmed, but it is heavily implied.

@edwardoliveira1748

5 жыл бұрын

@@reinerreinhardt8860 Dragonbreak, mate. /s

@apbrit2009

5 жыл бұрын

nah, he turns evil then travels to Morrowind with an autistic Khajit

@juliette1374

5 жыл бұрын

*Joffers

That argonian guitar solo is life

This is actually, unironically, really good

@skinsfan911

2 жыл бұрын

Why would there be irony?

That argonian is just killing it, the first contrubution to Dagothwave and now featured by the breton boys. Looking forward for more hot stuff 🔥🔥🔥

@TerrariaGolem

5 жыл бұрын

Keytargonian

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

5 жыл бұрын

Shreds on keytar, shreds on guitar... what _can't_ Keytargonian shred on?

@sirdiesalot2975

5 жыл бұрын

He has many forms. Fisrt he has keytargonian, now he is guitargonian! What will he be next? Find out in the next Breton Boys release!

@A._is_for

4 жыл бұрын

@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged "CHEESE" cit SHEOGORATH

@A._is_for

4 жыл бұрын

@@sirdiesalot2975 Arg-Organ-ian

KEYTARGONIAN IS BACK!

Other kids in my generation don't understand what good music is any more. Bands from the third era really make a quality of music you don't find any more and definitely aren't on the radio. I was born in the wrong generation :'(

@phoenixrising8294

5 жыл бұрын

ehhh 4E music is better

@abox6989

5 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixrising8294 What a fool you are. Can't you see that 2E Ur-Wave music is the best? Kids these days, they'll never know how good the "Dagoth Ur and the Ash Vampires" band was.

@-gemberkoekje-5547

5 жыл бұрын

This has to be satire, it's perfect... r/BornInTheWrongGeneration. If this is not satire. A shit ton of people on the Internet have the 100% exact same opinion. To the degree you comment is unorinignal and stale becouse so many people say the exact same thing. You think you are better and special becouse of, and talk about, the mix of your tastes and age compared to let's say, class mates probiably, and you therefore also not-knowingly try to appeal to other people's opinion and nostalgia to get compliments that boosts ego not realising that's what you are doing. I know you like it, but that's becouse a lot of people like it. I was once the same as you until I realised I'm not so special or better then anybody else becouse I'm 13 and I like this stuff. Now I'm 16 and I know like everyone I'm normal. It's the kind of mindset those pompous emos and therians and stuff have, you know, those idiot version furries without the fursuit who think they are actually a real animals trapped in a human body. They think they all are so different, same goes for emos like I talked about, kind of a "nobody understands me, everyone is so normal and I'm special" with a hint of superiority. If you spend enough time on the Internet long enough or study psychology (they are the same thing Basicly) you come to realise your not mutch different then anyone else and everyone has their specialities that make people who they are and make them better at certain things and worse then others. You just didn't care about what other people liked and chose to like and listen to and do what you like, and that's great and all, but that's not a rare or superior thing to do, and kinda a dick thing to boast about and it's a little pompous.

@brookegallagher1160

5 жыл бұрын

@@-gemberkoekje-5547 you know it was a joke right?

@-gemberkoekje-5547

5 жыл бұрын

@@brookegallagher1160 oh, I just read his username...

Experimental Breton noise rock needs to make a comeback imo.

2:36 Nice guitar Solo by Plays-in-Band (recently emancipated)

@NoTimeAllTime

5 жыл бұрын

But he will always be a slave to the beat

@trueforgefathervulkanhesta4045

5 жыл бұрын

he actually called Keytargonian.

@oharryc

5 жыл бұрын

Plays-in-band is a legend. He also collabed with Dagoth Ur in his biggest hit "Dagothwave"

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

5 жыл бұрын

I need to learn that solo

@mycoolhandgiveit

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck me, my sides are gone😂

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I retired in Skingrad.

@jordanbelfort123

5 жыл бұрын

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then someone stole my sweet roll

@HappyBeezerStudios

5 жыл бұрын

I used to be retired just like you, then someone stole my sweetroll.

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" I get it now. The Breton Boys were such a hit that everyone suddenly needed to have Salmo's sweetrolls, even if it meant steeling them. The guards had to deal with so many stolen sweetrolls that they started throwing that line out there whenever someone approached them for help.

@user-vl7iw3in8n

Жыл бұрын

Thanks you, friend. Now I got what this joke means and now these guardians annoy me more.

It is rumored that Salmo's bakery now called The Dancing Breton because of a legend of an old Breton male that always dancing in front of the store every morning.

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA, what a masterpiece

@sidium7344

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Vertical Dangler Lowery i cant believe is you!

i blast this walking into school on the first day to show my dominance

@nok4799

5 жыл бұрын

juicy bones True Alphas listen to Breton boys.

@PaladinfffLeeroy

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to T-pose.

@xeroussera9128

5 жыл бұрын

I think you should do that with Drink Water.

@thehashslingingslasherndnd9849

5 жыл бұрын

This is my go to gym music Flex Like Sithis is when I want people to know I'm the boss cause I have 1 2 3 4 5 cold killers in the Brotherhood

@WarmPotato

5 жыл бұрын

juicy bones bitch it was uploaded the same day you made the comment

You'll never be able to experience life until you've seen an Argonian shred a guitar.

The idea of super famous rock stars who dress and look like ordinary farmers is just endlessly amusing to me.

Nothing puts hair on a Breton boy's chest like a damn fine sweet roll

I'd be terrified to get into a feud with young scrolls because his response to my dis track would be an even more amazing dis track made from edits of my own wherein I dis myself.

@jamestosh3962

5 жыл бұрын

I think you should go for it. Make history. That'd be fine with me.

Tripping on shrooms and listening to this is magic

I just wanna say that these songs are way above "meme level". I actually enjoy them musically. Kudos for being such a talented composer. :)

After the success of their debut "Breton Boys" they toured entire Tamriel, winning the hearts of the young Breton girls in the rovinces. In Elsweyr they were introduced to Moon Sugar and eventually became Skooma addicts which led to the break up of the band after a series of sex orgies and drug scandals - some say the Black Horse exaggerated the scope of the orgies, some see the Thalmor at fault whilst die-hard fans denied any critique (though some said the older works of the band were better). It wasn't until years later that the singer cleared things up in his morandum published after his suicide via a overdose of Skooma and Sleeping Tree Sap, in which he confirms that he had slept with at least 50 of his fan girls after casting a highly soothing and submissive spell on them.

@wigsnatcher2134

5 жыл бұрын

By the 9 divines! I can't even comprehend what happened to them at the time! I was devastated to hear the news that Tamriel's best boy band in history disbanded. Every era has it's own wonders, and damn right they were one of them. Say, they remind me of another certain boy band named 'Beetle juice'. Eh, nevertheless.... Rest in peace...

@prhecuh

5 жыл бұрын

Ahhh damn, such talented folks. May the divines have mercy on their poor souls..

@silentkiller2mm

5 жыл бұрын

@@wigsnatcher2134 yes, beetles juice were truly ahead of their time, and introduced tamriel to synth-pop-punk metal played with enchanted fluted and a wheel of cheese. Needles to say sheogorath claimed that it was he who gave them the idea. Modern tamriel music really sucks, with bands like "thalmor and the Thot", "Justinus Werebiber" and "xXSoundCloudRulerXx"

@JRLeeman

5 жыл бұрын

wokebloke There’s still some really interesting sounds if you know where to look. Take the so called “bardic movement” emerging under Talsgar the Wanderer, for instance - a total departure from the arena-centric status quo set by the Breton Boys or the Cornerclub Skooma culture promulgated by Keytargonian’s fans. Then there’s the trailblazing Mikael of Whiterun subverting conventional Tamriellic prudish tastes by singing songs which convey his arrogant and swaggering pursuit of women and pleasure, giving voice to the youth’s more worldly preferences following their abandonment of Talos. Breton Boys are great, but not all great music was made back in in the 420s.

@JRLeeman

5 жыл бұрын

ARKIRE Aldmeri Ass is worth singing about though, brah

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll...

@sweetroll9139

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Drethy

5 жыл бұрын

inonR You guessed wrong

@user-vo8zx1db6m

5 жыл бұрын

Breton Boys - Sweetrolls (Part II, Stolen Sweetroll)

@marvelouschester3018

5 жыл бұрын

Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief.

"and by the divines, I felt just like the count" this just caught my mood on

@collinschubert6940

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like cunt tho

@Draco-pv8ie

2 жыл бұрын

That Moon Sugar rush, you're on top of the world.

The Breton Boys just haven't been the same since Guitargonian went solo. Dude was the soul of the band.

I was there! I'm an even bigger fan than the Adoring Fan.

@doppy8682

5 жыл бұрын

*slightly touches apple*

@feddyvonwigglestein3481

5 жыл бұрын

@@doppy8682 Go ahead. It's none of MY business.

@brotherjauffre4923

5 жыл бұрын

I have no memory of this help

@sidium7344

4 жыл бұрын

brother jauffre sweetrools ober dosis my friend

@saintjiub7974

4 жыл бұрын

pff

Never quit

2years since oblivion crisis

0% swearing 0% nudity 0% violence Just 100% good music

@vergilsgamingchair8772

8 ай бұрын

Legit banger

Erection Lvl: TES VI Trailer

@spikedpigeon5740

5 жыл бұрын

The TES VI trailer wasn't even that good, the music was shit. But this here? This music is great.

@MultiTowly

5 жыл бұрын

Pff, It could be black screen with "The Elder Scrolls VI" in comic sans and I would still have a boner. But your right about the good quality of Young Scrolls records.

@collapsedlung_

5 жыл бұрын

No game=No Hype. I don't understand why people get excited about announcement trailers when they don't show any gameplay at all

@JifftasticGhozt

5 жыл бұрын

People have too much faith in Bethesda. I have hype for the Elder Scrolls VI 2 years down the road after release- after initial updates clean up the worst of the un-optomized glitchy mess and when people have made mods to improve/finish whatever the underachievers at Bethesda produce.

@MultiTowly

5 жыл бұрын

Toxic shermheads. You should spend thousands of hours with morrowind, oblivion and skyrim. Fookin normies, now I'm a salty, triggered skamp.

"Fimmion hungry. Sweetroll for Fimmion. Pants for you."

I'm a guitarist of 8 years and I can safely say that the guitar solo here has a swell amount of merit.

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

5 жыл бұрын

Bere Detump Hear, hear!

@rienneallory

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to hear it played on a real guitar.

@DirtPerson

4 жыл бұрын

Word! A genuine shred, if I ever heard one.

@Morporkshortman

2 жыл бұрын

Thats so cool. I dont play guitar so i couldnt fucking make heads or tails outta the dam thing! Cmon man, a deaf person knows that solo slaps!!!

People talk about Adoring Fan's Star, but for me, Breton Boys were my soundtrack for the 4th Era. It's a shame they had to get a replacement guitarist, even though he's really good. RIP Theranis

@wawazaza1785

3 жыл бұрын

Man sometimes I wish he didn't overdose on moon sugar it would've been so awesome to here his original performances and in the In the biomusicmentary boys of highrock it would've been so cool to hear what were his inspirations.

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

2 жыл бұрын

Look, Theranis was _good,_ but Guitargonian (formerly Keytargonian, formerly Plays-In-Band) is objectively a better player both in regard to technical aptitude and musical creativity. Theranis was the right Imperial for the right time, but a little Hist sap was what the band needed to evolve from just another tavern band into the stadium giants they were at their peak. Even now in their undead form they sound splendid, even if their heavier direction since “Sundas With Serana” isn’t for everyone. Personally I think their sound is ethereally haunting nowadays, and well worth the risk of contracting vampirism to see them live. You haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed Jauffre put his thu’um lessons with the Last Dragonborn to good use by using the one shout he was able to master to augment his voice and summon forth vocal tones so powerful and clear that just for a moment you could swear Martin Septim was standing right next to him, with Talos himself on his other side.

This is going straight to the top of the Bard’s College Magazine Top 100

Love the music and love that special guest coming in to play the guitar. That argonian is legendary.

There is something quite beautiful about the juxtaposistion of the slightly sombre, nostalgic feel of the music with the uplifting nature of the lyrics. This man has seen some things, been through some shit. But in the end he found his one true love, the sweetroll.

Makes me glad I invented music

@MiguelFernandez-tq5kk

3 жыл бұрын

Hircine seething rn

This was the fastest I've ever clicked on a video

@prhecuh

5 жыл бұрын

same

I remember this classic from the 80’s

@user-oz4qk8gw9r

5 жыл бұрын

Mb 4E 80-s?

@IAmTheStig32

5 жыл бұрын

Catching these guys in Skingrad in the Third Era, takes me way back.

I’m playing Oblivion and am actually at Skingrad right now when I saw this recommended in my feed. A nostalgic song with a touch of sadness knowing Ralph passed. RIP to an Oblivion essential. ❤️

that guitargonian is killing it; solid jams!

What a treat.

Elder Scrolls VI, but you have a Dwemer Artifact that pumps these bad boys out while you're walking along. There is no soundtrack but youngscrolls on repeat. Do it Godd.

@swedsteve93

5 жыл бұрын

It's Never Lupus Dagoth*

Damn Patrick Steward, Harrison Ford and Sean Bean playing in the coliseum!

would be cool if Youngscrolls made a album for Breton Boys

It warms my heart to see Oblivion videos and songs being made in 2018. I will eat sweetrolls all my life.

I only listen to *REAL* music!

@Dismoeyy

5 жыл бұрын

The earth is flat!

@cillianthestupendous6093

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you're a tes Fan too? What others secrets are you hiding koifish?

@Koifish

5 жыл бұрын

*Nobody knows*

@galahad7494

5 жыл бұрын

The Breton Boys are awesome

@LinkoofHyrule

5 жыл бұрын

spotted

I’ve been seeing a lot of debate lately about whether Theranis, the original guitarist of the Breton Boys, would have fit this song and the band as a whole better had he not been let go right before the Breton Boys hit the studio to record the now legendary “All My Life” album that catapulted them to stardom. What people seem to ignore is that by that point Theranis’ Skooma addiction had reached its worst point. He could barely stay conscious for a show, and when he did manage to keep himself together, he just didn’t perform like he did when the band started. He forgot the most important lead parts for the songs people wanted to hear the most. He was known to consistently flub the intro to “Kvatch Me If You Can” almost every night, and if you can’t nail a guitar intro solo _you wrote_ then you’re a lost cause. Look, Theranis was _good,_ but Guitargonian (formerly Keytargonian, formerly Plays-In-Band) is objectively a better player both in regard to technical aptitude and musical creativity. Theranis was the right Imperial for the right time, but a little Hist sap was what the band needed to evolve from just another tavern band into the stadium giants they were at their peak. Even now in their undead form they sound splendid, even if their heavier direction since “Sundas With Serana” isn’t for everyone. Personally I think their sound is ethereally haunting nowadays, and well worth the risk of contracting vampirism to see them live. You haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed Jauffre put his thu’um lessons with the Last Dragonborn to good use by using the one shout he was able to master to augment his voice and summon forth vocal tones so powerful and clear that just for a moment you could swear Martin Septim was standing right next to him, with Talos himself on his other side.

@paulvilliers9211

Жыл бұрын

You're a genius ❤️❤️

@BretonTheif2091

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I have to disagree, I hear that Theranis has been working on a new album that’s being produced by Azura herself and it features Lucien Lechance on the title track “Straight Outta Cyrodiil”

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

Жыл бұрын

@@BretonTheif2091 Oh please, that project’s been “in the works” for _years_ now, but there hasn’t been a single peep of actual music to come out of it yet. Theranis barely touches his guitar anymore, since he can’t use it to get more skooma. Have you seen him recently? He looks like a goblin! Besides, Lechance is VERY picky about his collabs.

@gewuerzwanze5627

Жыл бұрын

"Plays-in-band" lmao

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

Жыл бұрын

@@gewuerzwanze5627 I’m sorry, is there something _funny_ about Argonian culture? Does his name make your scales moist with mirth?

I love the fact that Jauffre plays bass on a bassless song.

*Three Bretons singing about sweet rolls in the middle of arena* _What would be next?_ :D

@user-xq8ub9lx7x

5 жыл бұрын

Three middles singing about Bretons in the Arena of sweet rolls.

I went to this show! I actually got to go back stage and meet the band after and my god these guys are amazing! None of them mentioned money or skooma just men tryna make good soulful music, man the 3rd Era was fucking lit

@corporalcheese

2 жыл бұрын

Which god

@alfiegooding5346

Жыл бұрын

@@corporalcheese Azura

I remember seeing these guys when they toured with The Cure. Amazing show!

I love how Young Scrolls expresses the feeling of trying drug for the first time and discovering a sense of hapiness you couldn't have experienced before, something that erases anything else

We need a *M'AIQ* *THE* *LIAR* *SONG!!!*

@aster1222

5 жыл бұрын

Yannkam 212 BUT WE STILL NEED IT!!!

@emperorjosh559

5 жыл бұрын

M'aiq told me that this was gonna happen next week.

@aster1222

5 жыл бұрын

EmperorJosh Did you forget he is a *liar?*

@user-ev8fx7kk3f

5 жыл бұрын

Menlo, did you forget that U'r mama nord(gay)?

@user-ev8fx7kk3f

5 жыл бұрын

Menlo, or, sorry, m8. Well, maybe U'r dada lesbian?

have you heard of the high elves

@MyDeathYourLies

5 жыл бұрын

Be seeing you.

@theSavageHippie

5 жыл бұрын

I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures

I was always more of fan of the rolling soul gems my self but I got to admit this song is still great and shows why this band was at the Center of the Breton invasion in the 3rd era, honestly I don’t think we will ever experience another golden age of music like that anytime soon.

@matthew8153

Жыл бұрын

Or crap; that’s all anyone plays today. Orc rap is nothing more than a bunch of orcs talking about doing skooma and burning down Kvatch whenever a guard kills one of them in self defense while trying to do an arrest.

So sad that the Breton boys broke up after the oblivion crisis truly underrated musicians

youve traped my soul oh wait wrong song

i could listen to this all my life that'd be fine with me

THIS SONG IS SUCH A JAMMER MAN HLS

*_You're doing God's work._*

@IAmTheStig32

5 жыл бұрын

The work of the Nine

I miss hearing this kind of music in taverns and inns, but now this generation only plays The Dragonborn Comes and Ragnar the Red I was born in the wrong Era

This is legit pleasant to listen to

The effect of good food for a person who had a hard day at work or just a bad day since morning has so much more impact than most of us realize. It's that one saving grace that makes you get back on your feet and carry on the remaining tasks that you gotta do. now I wanna get some sweet rolls lol

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