"He refused to wear a shirt unless it had a picture of a dragon on it" "Hell yes"

@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484

2 жыл бұрын

His sincere hatred for a kind hearted autistic guy who gave him free beer weed and entertainment because he was So rich he could afford all of the next gen consoles is pure socialism

@n-wordheelflips2648

2 жыл бұрын

*respect*

@datrakapo4807

2 жыл бұрын

@@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484 kind hearted? did u listen to the rest of the bit lol

@thehammurabichode7994

Жыл бұрын

@@datrakapo4807 Yup I somehow disagree with every single sentiment of what he said

@TheYagimi

Жыл бұрын

lacoste

The dragon kid makes up at least 30% of the Cumtown viewerbase

@jessebarajas7972

2 жыл бұрын

the ones who comment on youtube

@gottagoquickscope7017

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessebarajas7972 you literally just commented

@jessebarajas7972

2 жыл бұрын

@@gottagoquickscope7017 And what is your point? Do you think I'm not gay enough to wear a dragon shirt?

@gottagoquickscope7017

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessebarajas7972 sorry sir

@scott4398

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessebarajas7972 respect

I'm so glad I've never had a conversation with a woman before, my friends on Cum Town make it sound like a challenging experience haha

@dolphin069

2 жыл бұрын

Busted by the Fun Police.

@landonpowell6296

2 жыл бұрын

@@dolphin069 Busted on by the fun police

@willknowsright9615

2 жыл бұрын

@@landonpowell6296 I busted on the fun police

@muhklungky6855

2 жыл бұрын

This made me hate the internet. Such a fucking overused and unoriginal comment. Get your own thoughts.

@DaDaDo661

2 жыл бұрын

@@willknowsright9615 hell yeah dude

Adams wedding ... He is wearing a beautiful white dress and the other guy a suit. Just before the kiss Adam grabs his tummy and say: "Oh no, ... not now!"

@FrutoVT

2 жыл бұрын

Nick asks: "Did you just shit yourself, again? In your gay wedding?"

@adrenochromejoe7448

2 жыл бұрын

​@@FrutoVT And Adam lying: "That was my plan for months. It was a funny bit. Shitting myself at my wedding. Everyone laughing at me and uploading the video. It was great. Now Im famous unlike you 2 losers."

@sweet5304

2 жыл бұрын

White? More like cow patterned

@alistairpage-mcgill2723

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweet5304 Adam's beautiful Fresian wedding dress

@kimbonice

2 жыл бұрын

Then we see a beautiful brown stain blossom on the back of his dress as he runs away in gay shame

I like how in every story where Nick says "this guy sucked"/"he is a piece of shit", he is the true villain. Going through someone's photos and private messages, shitting on the floor in someone else's flat, setting someone up to get robbed and assaulted with a 2x4 etc. Literally a bully who became a millionaire and now trashes people he used to make fun of.

@hannibalburgers477

2 жыл бұрын

Remember the time that another comedian acted like he was a healthy human being, (you know basic chit chat) and Nick had a 15 minute rant about how weird it was? A guy named Kilstein i think

@rodrigolaleyenda4163

2 жыл бұрын

He is kinda funny tho

@thesummerwiind

2 жыл бұрын

Too long and gay, didn't read.

@Avengerie

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesummerwiind one of the comments...

@Southlakesown

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao this is so true. And this is from Nick's pov so you know he was even scummier. How about the friend who he helped "move house", when really they just trashed the place.

They completely glossed over Adam singing "Hey little girl is your Daddy home" like that isn't an amazing reference to pull with so little time.

@shloobypop2654

2 жыл бұрын

One of the best kept secrets of cumtown is how funny Adam actually is.

@Lukas-qf2uh

2 жыл бұрын

Adam is quick witted. He has great reactions, he just doesn't have the personality to be the main driver of a bit. Adam is the seasoning. I'm gay.

@paulfroelich1024

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lukas-qf2uh Not you, us.

@ghiidra__

2 жыл бұрын

If my gay memory serves me right they have done that one before and he was calling back. Adam is funny though

@Profile.4

2 жыл бұрын

What's the reference

I’m going through a breakup currently and hoped to find some relatable solace. This did not help at all. I love cum town

@meantime69

Жыл бұрын

Don't give up, stalking is just a word people throw around for people with perseverance..

Never date a girl that doesn't get, or gets offended at, your humor.

@CRoy-qu7ib

2 жыл бұрын

maybe the songs were just annoying tho.

@Powerhaus88

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattlel3194 did she at least swallow?

@BigShmeels

2 жыл бұрын

That’s facts

@fartquaviasdingle7876

2 жыл бұрын

I'm fucked

@thickhazepromo

2 жыл бұрын

My wife is 19 years older than me and we never fight, until I put these podcasts on 🤣 and she just loves stav's laugh

The best part in GTAV is on the spanish radio theres a guy that talks like a super stereotypical mexican, and its an actual guy that does the same thing on real mexican tv and radio. It seems like a racist parody but its just a mexican guy doing what he normally does Guys name is Don Cheto

@kingt0295

2 жыл бұрын

What if don cheadle was mexican:

@Profile.4

2 жыл бұрын

Roger Cheeto, News 17.

@Greeze

2 жыл бұрын

@@Profile.4 Worried parents, Bullied children, school support.

@krouw_

2 жыл бұрын

Don Cheto isn’t a real person he’s a character played by some guy

@milkcam

2 жыл бұрын

@@roachybill Mexican President don veto

That dragon shirt guy is proof that there is literally no excuse to not be able to get a girlfriend

@Ray_D_Tutto

Жыл бұрын

He was rich though.

@DraphEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

Being a trust fund kid with rich parents is also a major part of that story

@CrazyPangolinLady

Жыл бұрын

Putting yourself out there is half of it.

@jacob-2271

6 ай бұрын

I'm too gay to get a girlfriend

@zangl2955

3 ай бұрын

What if I don’t own any dragon shirts?

The thing I admire about these guys is their overt honesty in between the jokes. Like admitting to being human beings is still a rare thing with people, and they are so true to themselves regardless of the circumstances. Everyone says or thinks fucked up shit sometimes, but mostly we operate with this aura of deniability to our faults.

@glumsulk

2 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself, and choose better friends.

@dirtyduval9258

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf you talking about?

@willknowsright9615

2 жыл бұрын

im gay

@andrewrivera1054

2 жыл бұрын

Gay

@meantime69

Жыл бұрын

Gaeee

"But that's a woman's job, right? To ruin the fun?" Patrice

I remember kids like that. They would walk up to you really fast and freeze then wait a few seconds and poke you as they say "poke" "I'm poking you" or say something stupid like "MUST PET KITTY" and run around. I like pie. Stuff like that. You already know

I love the videos with gameplay like this, it's so much easier for me to pay attention to the audio

Dragon Shirt Guy is just the dude who never stopped drawing yinyangs and the "S" thing on his notebook.

"wait wait wait: is this East A-sian dragon or European dragon?" Way to help the bit along, Adam.

@mrniceguy7168

2 жыл бұрын

Adam "Greg "Opie" Hughes" Friedland

@dorsia6938

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrniceguy7168 hahahaha fuck so true

I used to really annoy my Jewish ex like 8 years ago by singing "why you gotta be so jjjeeeeeewwww, technically you're human tooooooo" whenever that gay ass "why you gotta be so rude" song came on the radio. She especially didn't like the part where I sang "I'll never marry you anyway." Current broad is completely unbothered by any of that shit, kinda miss it :(

@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473

10 ай бұрын

That’s just not even a funny one

@poon_don

10 ай бұрын

@@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 I was fully aware that it stunk, but the fact that she let herself be so bothered by something so low effort and childish made it extra funny to me. Didn't help that it was constantly on every other radio station at the time. She couldn't go six hours without having to picture my dumb drunk head going "huhuh you are Jew lol"

That dragon guy would've loved my college. ..our mascot was a dragon

@tib7777

2 жыл бұрын

uab

@bradleygalli7745

2 жыл бұрын

Drexel?

@194decibels

2 жыл бұрын

He would not have been admitted because he's straight.

@syndrome5372

2 жыл бұрын

The flag of my country is just a picture of a dragon. Its a gay flag.

@noidontlikeu

2 жыл бұрын

@@syndrome5372 shouts out to Bhutan

Adam saying Meow chicki Meow Meow really upsets me

I like to listen to this one again every now and then just to feel someone share my hatred of the "omg so randum ecksdeeee" bullshit people.

@dirtyduval9258

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha so true XD

@thehammurabichode7994

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't they all die of aids around 2010? Also, c'mon. They're harmless, aren't they?

@ashchaya7676

2 жыл бұрын

@@thehammurabichode7994 Not when they're weaponized by AIDS.

Perfect timing

I just bought 3 dragon shirts

dont mind me, just hanging out with my best friends

The Wanderer is kind of a raunchy song as it is

The dragon guy would be a fascinating study. Anyone remember how Stern had a “people zoo” with characters like Beetlejuice? I would absolutely like to know more about dragon guy and put him in the zoo.

Nick is my spirit animal

Are you telling me Baron Trump isn't into Dragonball Z?

Adam actually hitting the mark with the “East Asian dragon or European dragon? Both dragon traditions.”

Hell yeah dude

i really like the super gay The Fragile-era NIN acoustic B-Side music that plays at the end of all these vids

“It’s a both-dragon tradition”

perfect timing on that end

You should make a short pod - doc, track down the ASU dude to see what he's doing now call it... Chasing the lamest dragon.

Little did they know is that man grew up one day to become Kevin O. Leary

I CAN NOT drive in any kind of civilized manner in GTA like this. I wish I could just cruise around. I always end up with a wanted level etc

@hyperionman420

Жыл бұрын

I've accepted that the best I can do is only ignoring red lights at night and slowing down for people _if_ they aren't homeless

Adam is a homosexual Also I’m gay

@rasarmusic1

2 жыл бұрын

Best scroll of my life.

Meow. Perfection.

You should put "Vampire Survivor" gameplay footage in the background, I think it would fit perfectly

I like how the title is breakups and they're talking about Baron Trump as a DragonBall z fan

We did a double date and our good friends for some reason got into it during the date. Essentially the guy was laughing too much at my jokes and not at hers, no one but her noticed. At one point he leaves to get drinks for the rest of us and she’s pointing this stuff out that we didn’t notice and she ends with “I gave him a blow job today, I just feel he should be nicer to me.” Lol women are crazy.

@FuttBuckerson

Жыл бұрын

Sucking cock is their idea of working their way up in the world.

Hey do you know the ep where Adam does sonic the hedge fund manager

also gay

What was the guitar song at the end of this ?

@StevenSeagull

2 жыл бұрын

Links in the description

to quote the greatest comedian of all time, Dane Cook, "I like to call it a Relationshit"

@DaDaDo661

Жыл бұрын

Little known fact, he's gay

I don't know why you'd lose you're skull over gay parody songs. It's hard enough as chick who finds that shit funny to get a man with that kind of sense of humor and not scare them away.

can you guys just do a video where you use up your 30 free swipes up on the first 30 people that show up on tinder, and see who gets the most, and then just talk about it?

@Bitemis

Жыл бұрын

Segment idea: tinder update

I wonder if they still have the Fagio in the new remastered GTA Trilogy.

@Chippaaaaaaaaaaaa

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they do

@saltysergeant4284

2 жыл бұрын

Faggio*

Bow Chicks Meow Meow! Lol XD !!!

"I just couldn't be with someone who thought saying those thing ironically was funny" oh boy am I screwed it's that's the case.

@joeyslap426

2 жыл бұрын

Chick probably has been with like 58 dudes and had to settle for one that doesn't turn her on when she reached 30.

Can someone name the music at the end of these clips? I'm sure it's been answered a million times before, cheers

@StevenSeagull

2 жыл бұрын

Links in the description

@stevenpark5926

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenSeagull Thanks man!

I’m so happy my partner doesn’t give a shit about me saying shit like that. I get a little dig when I go to far sometimes but now a few years down the line she’s started to make jokes as well and she gets so embarrassed when she realises she’s gotten that humour just from proxy 😂

Bruh what is the ending song from?

I swear to God I had this conversation in 7th grade

Did Adam reference bow chicks bow wow?

SNIFFFF

What's the music at the end of these videos

@StevenSeagull

2 жыл бұрын

Links in the description

damn....adam got pretty

"Well..im the king of guy who f..."😂😂😂

@thomasambers9977

2 жыл бұрын

What song was he talking about

@cadenharshfield9940

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the name of the song

@droideca88

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasambers9977 the wanderer

Kevin dragon wait LordKebun...

Can someone link these parody songs? I can’t find them!

@cadenharshfield9940

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE I NEED IT

LOL how does Adam do it

adam wa mushi

Im pretty sure I wouldnt fight with a guy over an offensive joke? If I didnt respect them or like their sense of humor, I would rather just break up with them then fight about all the time.

What vidya is that

@StevenSeagull

2 жыл бұрын

GTA5

Lemme get this straight. Nick stops working out when he’s single?? What in the actual fuck.

@joshuawall2590

2 жыл бұрын

He's gay in a relationship so he works out. He's straight when he's single so it checks out.

@anrgyauburn6723

2 жыл бұрын

Yeesh bro back off the crank a bit lol

@kingt0295

2 жыл бұрын

Nick doesn’t do it for pussy, which should be obvious since hes gay

@saltysergeant4284

2 жыл бұрын

Sure. It makes sense. She goes away, there's nothing to give a shit for.

what game are they playing?

@theindigoman4777

10 ай бұрын

@@NobodyzJelly what is a Minecraft

RIP to the faggio

mmmmmmm chicken

Where's the bust?

Hey I am weird and autistic

Whats the song at the end of these

@StevenSeagull

2 жыл бұрын

Links in the description

First and gay

Chiiiiken

I'm gay.

0:28 that's your gf not your mom, break up with her if she acts that way.

woah is that ypur gameplay ?

Hey nick In case you are reading this comment

Stav broke up with the podcast i guess the homosexuality couldn't last forever |(

Asian jew voice episode?????

You can separate millennials by GTA. There's the 80-84 that played GTA3. 85-89 played Vice City. 90-94 did GTA4. 95-99. Liberty City Stories. 00-04 GTA5

@Briansdoingsomething

2 жыл бұрын

Good comment, still gay

@Aloysius2113

2 жыл бұрын

san andreas? i'm 1992 and put the most hours into that, by far.

@alistairpage-mcgill2723

2 жыл бұрын

Lol what happened to GTA 1 and 2?

@Aloysius2113

2 жыл бұрын

@@alistairpage-mcgill2723 "omg lyke those 2D grandpa games? that's not *real* grand theft auto" the zoomer mentality

@alistairpage-mcgill2723

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aloysius2113 I'm an 83 baby and I played GTAs 1 and 4 so I guess that makes me a time traveler

9:00

_Cards against humanity_ is fuckin' great. That shit's miles above the NIGHTMARE of being around *anyone like* the person Nick described.

wtf is that gay outro music just cut the video

women get mad over the lamest shit

Dragon kid is the neck beard messiah