newcomer in town: hey who's that? Bachelors and bachelorettes: oh that's the town bastard

@reemm6270

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaooo

@Skribbly1

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@DaPickle76

3 жыл бұрын

@@reemm6270 I didn't understand, someone explain to me?

@reemm6270

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaPickle76 New farmer comes to Pelican town and asks the villagers, "Who's that?" pertaining to the original farmer who broke everyone's hearts. The response was, "the town bastard" because of what the original farmer did to the bachelors and bachelorettes

@DaPickle76

3 жыл бұрын

@Reem M excuse me for not explaining well, but the question is, what is Lmfao??

Imagine how awkward it would be living in a tiny town where like half the population are your exes.

@vivi1387

3 жыл бұрын

Gosh.. world is so small 😂

@nas1320

3 жыл бұрын

Time to use Dark Shrine of Memory 😈

@seanbean517

3 жыл бұрын

Been there done that 😂

@Goldfish_Brain

3 жыл бұрын

Never gonna do that. Way too attached to the characters. Maybe on my evil Joja file, though...

@sheejapillai7556

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh

-Starts romantic relation ship with almost every one in the valley. -Breaks up with everyone while riding a horse with a party hat. -Refuses to elaborate.

@Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioao

Жыл бұрын

Chad behaviour

@crimecentral8480

Жыл бұрын

This is strangely comical to me

@sofiaV317

Жыл бұрын

i laughed way too much at this 😂

@Braian9887

11 ай бұрын

​​@@Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioaono chad, Only idiot

everyone was either prideful or really hurt, then there's Elliot: *gets sad in cursive*

@tsuki.sLovergirl

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@BrownCoatCaptn

2 жыл бұрын

That man does everything in cursive lol

@codysoasis8710

2 жыл бұрын

Man *exists* in cursive 🌠

@master_mega

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Haley who completely agrees as quote “Oh… hmph. Beat me to it huh? Alright…

@thedapperrabbit113

2 жыл бұрын

𝒮𝒶𝒹 𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓉 𝓃𝑜𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓈

Damn she really dumped Penny in front of the kids lmfaoo that's cold

@mintyflores7378

3 жыл бұрын

Those kids are her students and she just helped them teach a valuable lesson

@Habubachu

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@druvjuice6906

3 жыл бұрын

@@mintyflores7378 never marry the farmer who kills monsters

@bboyven

3 жыл бұрын

After she stole her from one of the kids older brother. Lmao.

@jennyhughey7557

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Vincent going home and saying "hey Sam, the farmer broke up with Penny today" WHILE Sam also just got dumped by the farmer

ok but imagine all the people you broke up with all go to the same place to cry their eyes out then one of the NPCS ask what’s wrong and they all say “the farmer broke up with me” then they cry more because you cheated on them

@hahaorahah8308

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Lemon-lj9uw

3 жыл бұрын

Must be really awkward for the kids.

@ClaireZhasa

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lemon-lj9uw "do you have any siblings in town" "They are the town"

@sayori3939

2 жыл бұрын

that would be so freaking perfect

@runtergerutscht4401

2 жыл бұрын

I saw that the villagers have weapons in the game's wiki. I like to imagine they have them for situations like this.

new person in town "wow that farmer is cute" everyone: "no, just, no"

@nosecultakathenorthernstar

Жыл бұрын

Farmer walking up to them:👁🫦👁

@iampidgeon6923

Жыл бұрын

@@nosecultakathenorthernstar new victim

@Baldgo

Жыл бұрын

Imagine you just moved into a new farm and a cute farmer comes up to you gives you a mango, shoves flowers in your face then says "Wife" and then immediately breaks up with you.

@gabrielleharris5785

Жыл бұрын

LOL!

@Its-a-me_Z

Жыл бұрын

“no”

You know you have a problem when you're mass producing the wilted bouquet. Also, can we just appreciate how Pierre gives zero sh*ts when you buy twelve bouquets while you're dating his daughter.

@notLinode

2 жыл бұрын

Business is business

@velmad3894

2 жыл бұрын

@@notLinode finally someone in 2022😂

@Paradoxxiii

2 жыл бұрын

The Wizard’s Daughter

@Rad1antCypher

Жыл бұрын

It’s just… good business…

@JoTheAnomaly

Жыл бұрын

A true capitalist

Pls dont be sick Harvey you’re literally the only town doctor😭😭

@oranplan1630

3 жыл бұрын

Better get Maru on call... she's gotta at least know some things

@charlenestruever9151

3 жыл бұрын

Shes not okay tho either xD

@SeaWiseBrain

3 жыл бұрын

@@oranplan1630 I don’t think Maru would be in the right state like Harvey 😂

@mendozavillarjenifer4851

3 жыл бұрын

NOT THIS LMAO-

@ChadMojito

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure the Wizard can learn some healing spells

Could you imagine someone breaking up with you. Then getting on their horse (THAT WEARS A PARTY HAT) and galloping away😭🤣🤣

@javiersegura2003

3 жыл бұрын

That would be epic af

@Winter-gp8hv

3 жыл бұрын

@Meanie Panini LMAO

@bmiller7419

3 жыл бұрын

I guess I was the party pooper all along....

@iloveapples4918

3 жыл бұрын

@Meanie Panini among us???????? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Sus?!!?!!?!?!?!?? 😳😳🥵😳🥵😳🥵😳🏢😳🏢😳🏢😳🏢😳😳🏢😳😳🏢🏢😳🏢😳😣😖😖😖😖✈️🏢🏢💥💥💥💥💥💥

@imalwaysstickingwithvirgos7241

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂😂

The way Haley’s eyes gloss over before ultimately putting that block on her feelings once again.

@fifibogart5172

2 жыл бұрын

THAT SPLIT SECOND OF PAIN AND LOSS JUST TO SNAP YOUR WALLS BACK UP - MY HEART!!!!

@sinpfiec1047

2 жыл бұрын

She is probably crying for hours on end in her room after that

@TheToiletClogger

2 жыл бұрын

*wheeze* because i hate her so much, i decided to get her max hearts and then , get children, after all that, just give her the bouquet, never gets old

@Tiffany-ov2jf

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheToiletClogger thats evil 😂

@blackrabel4136

2 жыл бұрын

​@@TheToiletClogger Satan wants to know your location 😂

3:13 I don't know if this was intentional or not - and I realize all NPCs do this if you block their path too long - but Emily brushing past the farmer and hurrying away was PAINFUL.

@waitlexist3436

Жыл бұрын

YESS I FELT THAT TOO

@mauersegler

Жыл бұрын

I had a set of situations with Sam after break up. Whenever I tried to talk he was in some kind of activity like guitar playing, but he occasionally showed up on my screen a lot of times. Once I fished and he got close by, but stopped and started playing video game. When I tried to talk he's just «I'm busy come later». It's all just a coincidence but damn a good one

@AdSoyad-rp1vm

Жыл бұрын

​@@mauersegler Sam is literally a man child and l wouldn't broke up with him. l mean, l wouldn't broke up with anyone unless they're Maru, l dunno why but she's not interesting to me.

@mauersegler

Жыл бұрын

@@AdSoyad-rp1vm hahaha actually I broke up with him because he disappointed me. Compared to Alex, for example, his cutscenes and character overall are boring, except for 10-heart ofc. That one I remembered good. But I ended up marrying Seb and it's the only reason I got over two hearts with Maru. She happened to be at the same house lol. Maru's even more dull than Sam, that one at least has something to offer.

@LocalOnionRingEnjoyer

11 ай бұрын

JAS DID THAT TO ME HELP

Lol Sam "something smells good, like pizza...wait, what?!"

@imogeninelysium

3 жыл бұрын

HSHSHSHSN imagine being excited for pizza, then suddenly your girlfriend breaks up with you 😭

@idkwhatsgoingon9723

3 жыл бұрын

@@imogeninelysium kinda like how my boyfriend broke up with me. I was all sad because of depression, he helped me calm down and said "yo, what about some ice cream to cheer you up?" then while I was eating my ice cream he actually told me that he wanted to break up because he stopped liking me romantically because Im all over the place with my feelings and emotions and he didn't want to deal with that, but if I wanted to fuck him, he'd be available

@miagillard1596

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkwhatsgoingon9723 Eh.. Did you take the offer?

@NamelessKnightt

3 жыл бұрын

@@miagillard1596 Lmao, the most important question.

@kinglunarchy9417

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkwhatsgoingon9723 lord the people in the replies are so insensitive. Im sorry

My boy Alex finally stopped putting gel in his hair and you decided to call it quits with him

@luminoustorus548

2 жыл бұрын

He took the plunge in hair *and* in love, but life is ever cruel

Literally swooping in Abigail's bed just to give her the wilted bouquet has me laughing more than it should

As someone who is married to Shane and would die for him him saying “I’ll see you at the saloon” makes me want to pass away

@fannynoeliahuancabustillos6345

Жыл бұрын

Same

@slaythatsoulsister

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like didn't he recover from drinking when the player is dating him? Sad..

@strawburrish

10 ай бұрын

@@slaythatsoulsister seeing him hold a beer the first thing in the morning after we got married was the saddest thing ever. that username is horrid

@faithrials

10 ай бұрын

Same

@mushroomtiddies9003

4 ай бұрын

His dialogue when u get caught cheating is equally as depressing

Friendship ended with *all bachelors and bachelorettes* Now *Robin* is my best friend

@rosered961

3 жыл бұрын

You broke up with both of her kids, you really think she'll want to be best friends?

@leticiaesteves7424

3 жыл бұрын

@@rosered961 *Wheeze*

@blablagamerbr

3 жыл бұрын

it gets pretty lonely in the mountains ;)

@JackL.Carlos

3 жыл бұрын

@@blablagamerbr *Yes.*

@allineedismusicnlove

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Demetrius

She is literally dating the whole town and then breaking with them: genius.

@asilrem2704

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha lol 😂

@tunixflow1772

3 жыл бұрын

Only to tear a whole into their hearts

@reflection7682

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh, I date the while town too ;-p

@lucky_ramen9803

3 жыл бұрын

@@reflection7682 Sorry but I don't think George is up for grabs 😉 😂

@KazimJafar

3 жыл бұрын

So basically, the village bicycle?

2:43 I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAD BUT WHY DOES SAMS HAIR AND FACE COMPLETELY CHANGE WHEN HE TURNS LIKE THAT OMG

@burrito288

2 жыл бұрын

Note to self, don’t break up with Sam or he’ll turn into bootleg goku ✍🏻

@user-64896

2 жыл бұрын

IKR IM IN TEARS LMAOO

@fivepainbbles

Жыл бұрын

BRO TURNS INTO GOJU

@ReiAnikaAyanami

11 ай бұрын

​@@burrito288 like he isn't already 💀

@TheFangirlOtaku

4 ай бұрын

bro I can't handle Sam's hair, like, I avoid him because of it lmao Edit: I got a mod that made him look less ugly lmao

“Psh yeah I was gonna break up with you anyway” *cuts to Hailey crying*

@snapdragongaming6238

11 ай бұрын

“What have I done!?” -Anakin

“It wouldn’t make sense to give this to Jas”

@EighmyLupin

3 жыл бұрын

@ZB gross

@z0mb139

3 жыл бұрын

@ZB sounds intriguing

@z0mb139

3 жыл бұрын

@ZB oh

@z0mb139

3 жыл бұрын

@ZB i can’t do that-

@dhb1148

3 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP

you really went into abigail's bed to break up with her huh

@kaydwessie296

3 жыл бұрын

Now she doesn't have to walk anywhere to cry herself into a depression nap. (Why do I say these things?)

@Bepetoni

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydwessie296 No, that's true

@userfromspace8952

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydwessie296 «no-no, he's got a point»

@kazooha7104

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I did when I married Sam- 😭 wake up. Boom we're getting married

@mintyflores7378

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing like waking up to heartbreak just to cry all day in bed

haley's might not seem sad, but it is. her whole life shes put up this front, all her heart scenes are her slowly opening up to you. in her final moment with you she has to put her defenses back up. i really love her

@sleepy-yyy

2 жыл бұрын

Undoubtedly THE best girl. Hands down.

@racheljoy1140

Жыл бұрын

@@sleepy-yyy YESSS BUT NO ONE AGREES WHEN I SAY THIS

@fogheaded3866

Жыл бұрын

She didn't really seem to have any barriers when I went with her just her getting less stuck up and more into farming or less big city stuff didn't get that vibe at all :/

@Valhallen002

2 ай бұрын

@@racheljoy1140 She is the coolest, most interesting, and best wife. She changes like you do to accept the country life and unlike Leah and Abigail there is no emotional baggage being thrown around during events or dialogue. I do love Penny's innocence though.

I gotta give some love to Elliot. Dude left his hometown and family because he wanted better things (basically a gender-swapped Belle). And he can’t go on his book tour unless you marry him. He sends letters every day saying how much he misses you and wishes you see the world with him. I honestly wish Elliot’s story was more like Cliff from Harvest Moon: Mineral Town. It really felt like my relationships affected the town.

@everywherealllatonce

5 ай бұрын

WAIT NO I FEEL EVEN MORE CRUSHED BY THE FARMER BREAKING UP WITH HIM NOW

Shane: so what are you doing here? Havey: got dumped on.. you? Shane: ha same. Sam: wait you got dumped on too? Shane and Harvey: * nods * Sebastian: man today is just full for suprises, I also got dumped on. Alex: * walks in * I have never been here and I don't care. All the guys: new eh? Alex: wait who was your ex anyway? Everyone: the new farmer... *WHAT?!*

@sussett

3 жыл бұрын

I would pay to watch this

@julias.6658

3 жыл бұрын

Girls: Well wait until we tell you what happened to US today...

@Zenslayer666

3 жыл бұрын

He/she played us like a damn fiddle!

@revaanimations4329

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@pricegaming7965

3 жыл бұрын

@@suburbanorca followed

All the other characters getting so distraught over you dumping them, and Haley's all "yeah no big, I was about to dump you anyway" like an absolute Chad

@5am365

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ragemaker1202

3 жыл бұрын

Haley’s a Giga-chad for being able to whip back so fast after fighting a near flood of tears 😭

@oranplan1630

3 жыл бұрын

well truthfully I feel she's just acting... pretending to not care, yknow? maybe you knew that already...

@thesaviorofsouls5210

3 жыл бұрын

Did you see her picture when you gave it to her, she had tears in her eyes. Then tried to play it off in the second message.

@andreah9587

3 жыл бұрын

The really sad thing about it is that you could see the shock and tears in her eyes just before she says that. She pretends to have been wanting to break up with you first so she can play off being “cool” and not be the loser who got dumped. You spent all this time bonding with her to help her lose that bitchy persona and open up to be kinder to others, and she goes right back to the way she was before after you throw that whole relationship away. It’s heartbreaking. Haley is my least favorite bachelorette but I can admit that she isn’t a bad person and she (like the others) didn’t deserve to get their hearts stomped on.

- Rides up to you on a donkey with a party hat on - Gives you wilted flowers - Refuses to elaborate - Leaves on the party donkey

Abigail started to get more agitated, leave home and argue with her parents more. Vincent hates you because Sam was now barely holding himself together with the loss of his best friend and you. Sebastian now locks himself in his room, barely talks to Robin and moves out of the town with no hesitation. Maru constantly doubts herself and Demetrius can barely get a word out of her. Penny can hardly keep herself together in front of Jas and Vincent. Gunther has noticed her getting thinner. Willy notice that Elliot hasn't been coming out of his shack anymore, sad piano music constantly plays. Gus and Pam have noticed Shane get back to his drinking problem, drinking more than he ever did before. Harvey has been throwing himself into work and never leaving his clinic. Maru never sees him unless it's the start of work. Alex acts more like a jerk to everyone. He has outbursts of anger every once in a while. Haley puts more make up on her face to hide her dark bags and pale complexion.

@sleepy-yyy

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Satan.

@robodude7659

10 ай бұрын

What about Emily? 😢

@missingcake3839

8 ай бұрын

Wasted from magic "herb" tea she made while crying?

@myladynoirr853

7 ай бұрын

no, please no. This broke my heart more then it should 😭😭

@Kimmy-Shortvids

7 ай бұрын

​@@robodude7659Emily stays on dreaming and never wake up

Jesus christ you literally woke Abigail up just to tell her you're breaking up with her

@NamelessKnightt

3 жыл бұрын

Justin? You're into stardew valley now too?

@eveescastle5866

3 жыл бұрын

You are literally everywhere

@steveharris2451

3 жыл бұрын

@@eveescastle5866 if he’s everywhere, and we’re seeing him everywhere we go, Then We’re all everywhere.

@NamelessKnightt

3 жыл бұрын

@@steveharris2451 Yes, we're actually following him.

@tinybrained475

3 жыл бұрын

For goodness sakes

You guys don't understand the pain I felt when seeing Shane's and Harvey's reactions-

@-Castiel-

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@Vivalarunaway

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagicalHatStudios I don't physically think I can go through that-

@MagicalHatStudios

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vivalarunaway I promise it's actually very sweet and has a happy ending.

@amberveronique913

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagicalHatStudios what’s it about?

@majasadlok8296

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagicalHatStudios i actually started reading this and you were right, it's phenomenal. i'm having an exam today so i set my alarm, because i was worried i'm gonna miss it because of it. thanks a lot for mentioning it here ❤️

I love how you just get into Abigail’s bed and spoon her and pretty much say “oh by the way let’s break up”

on one hand, you monster, but on the other hand, this is genuinely a really interesting look into some of these characters' psyches? abigail tries to rationalize her pain, harvey's dorkish tendencies prevent him from hiding any of how hurt he is, alex leans back into his prideful persona when faced with a situation he might not be emotionally capable of handling otherwise, sam is unusually subdued beyond the initial shock (is he doubting himself, or is this perhaps a behavior he learned from having to deal with a much younger little brother?), emily is as genuine in her emotions as she always is, leah almost reads as jaded, and shane, neurologically wired as he is, subtly berates himself for not expecting disappointment and is probably entering another depressive spiral, which is just. really fuckin sad, man. penny tries to be kind even when she's been hurt, which isn't anything new character-wise, but like, can someone give this girl a break? interestingly, maru accuses you at first of not thinking she was good enough, which makes wonder if her family's dysfunctional dynamic has impacted her in ways that aren't readily apparent. haley bites back when upset, elliott retreats into the emotional distance of formality, and sebastian doesn't even seem comfortable enough with the _idea_ of arguing to do anything but quietly resign himself to being hurt, which. intriguing from a character perspective, but _oof._

Everybody is upset about Shane. I mean, I’m absolutely destroyed but I can FEEL the deepest feeling of misery in Alex. He confided so much about himself to someone he loved, and let his jackass persona falter, and then he has to put it right back on when he sees the bouquet. I bet you that night he cried for HOURS.

@totallynotspooked

3 жыл бұрын

I agree 100%. Most people just see him as an arrogant jock but he's actually a very caring guy (I mean think about the Beach scene for example ??). He acted prideful here due to being really hurt and not wanting to show that.

@daelynelise1939

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?? He's so sweet and does not deserve this it b r o k e m e

@angeuhlina1633

3 жыл бұрын

definitely :((

@theodoe946

3 жыл бұрын

I truly imagined him in that dialogue with a clenched jaw, trying to act like he was angry when the tears that are spilling down his face giving him away.

@DoreikuShirouki

3 жыл бұрын

God I can't imagine that I love him so much 😔😭

I’d like to think that Sebastian would double his efforts to move out of the valley, Robin would notice he spends even more time in his room than usual, he doesn’t go out to play pool with Sam, and a couple weeks later he leaves the Valley for good.

@hydrodoctormp3216

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I'm not trying to cry 😭

@enerel3268

2 жыл бұрын

please stop hes my favorite youre gonna make me cry

@sugarcrash1148

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭 Don’t do that to me, I’m literally dating him

@Aaaaa-om3gl

2 жыл бұрын

Stop it I’m married to Seb- 😭

@ievam2184

2 жыл бұрын

nooo don't make me sob 😭 he's my fav character and now that my character is married to him, i would never get over it if smth like that happened 😭

im never leaving sebastian, seeing his reaction destroyed me. i am so attached to that man it hurts

@KawaiiJammy

Жыл бұрын

same over here omg 😭😭😭 just imagining that he probably left the valley after that is heartbreaking

@Shinobininja17

Жыл бұрын

​@@KawaiiJammy Right, I could never hurt Sebatian. He's always telling me how he appreciates me with his little blush smile and makes me coffee

Is no one gonna talk about how Sam unlocked the next level of Super Saiyan upon the realization he's getting dumped at 2:40?

@amsyjo

8 ай бұрын

LMAO

@caitlinmason2353

3 ай бұрын

I know I keep finding new hidden Sam portraits

I was just gonna be sad but??? Your stamina??? Literally through the roof.

@asilrem2704

3 жыл бұрын

hahahhaa yeah

@theresechan2338

3 жыл бұрын

The way of the completionist

@Artiejet

3 жыл бұрын

bruh just notice that

@xephyre6955

3 жыл бұрын

They ARE dating half the population of this town so I'm not surprised.

@PierreLucSex

2 жыл бұрын

@@xephyre6955 heh heh oh boi

This guy us a hero for doing something thousands of us never had the guts to do.

@NamelessKnightt

3 жыл бұрын

Dating all the single characters and breaking up with them.

@Uberspective

3 жыл бұрын

never knew you had an interest in stardew valley, justin!

@noeastereggsheregoaway

3 жыл бұрын

I don't appreciate your presence in this comment section.

@NamelessKnightt

3 жыл бұрын

@@noeastereggsheregoaway Okay?

@ZessXXify

3 жыл бұрын

Or a villain

To me the saddest one had to be Emily, she didn’t say nothing about friendship or seeing around or anything to cope, she straight up said she thought that they had something special and tears up and that’s it, Poor Emily

Harvey's line broke me the most, just because I love him so much. He's so loving and caring towards the player, then he's given a wilted bouquet? Who wouldn't suddenly feel sick? Oh, my poor Harvey 🥺

I actually liked Alex and Haley's reactions a lot. They're both clearly upset, but refuse to show their hurt pride

@waitlexist3436

Жыл бұрын

Yess they’re my two favorites I could never do that to them 😭

@user-pixie

9 ай бұрын

i broke up with haley for alex lol

@Bracelet_gal

8 ай бұрын

you beat me to it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wardabdulsalam3089

6 ай бұрын

what does it mean ?@@Bracelet_gal

Notice how Shane says he'll see you at the saloon? And how he severely cut back on drinking when you started dating? your breaking up with him put him back into drinking. I'm heart broken

@candylide

3 жыл бұрын

@@P3ndejosG4ng Along with Pam

@bracing_brooke

3 жыл бұрын

@@candylide they're coworkers

@sistersamich2075

3 жыл бұрын

@@bracing_brooke more like business partners

@madelinemcmillan4020

3 жыл бұрын

if he needs to be with someone to keep himself from regressing back into alcoholism he shouldn't be with anyone.

@sistersamich2075

3 жыл бұрын

@@madelinemcmillan4020 he doesn’t need someone to be with him to stop him from drinking, hell stop if you remain friends, he does it to cope with pain.

Alex: Alright fine i won't beg for you back hmph. *Secretly crying while he lifts weights*

@user-lg4zn8wt8m

Жыл бұрын

I just know that bro lifts twice as heavy. he boutta use the forbidden pre

haleys acting like she doesnt care when you know damn well she balled her eyes out when she got home

poor shane and charlie.. he was hoping to bring his chicken to live with you 😭

@asilrem2704

3 жыл бұрын

yeah 😔

@JackL.Carlos

3 жыл бұрын

..... I'm sorry but who the f*ck is Charlie?

@TheOverlordPepper

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackL.Carlos Charlie is the name of Shane’s chicken

@pepu_tv

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackL.Carlos Charlie is Shane's chicken

@catloverowogamer5505

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackL.Carlos I was saying this till I saw your comment

Every video i see of stardew Valley: perfectly arranged farm My farm: Stuff everywhere, no pads, crops at the entry of my house, one tree here and there, one chest here 10 in the other corner, animals loose in the whole property xD

@suburbanorca

3 жыл бұрын

Thats basically my farm as well 😂😂😂😂 i dont even plant i just go straight to the mines 😂

@user-0917fckvjjigk

3 жыл бұрын

@@suburbanorca My farm was like that for the first few save files....I was so bad at organizing stuff😂😂😅. But after looking at other players save files....I finally learned how to organize the farm properly.

@kaywantsfood

2 жыл бұрын

Same my guy there were trees everywhere and I didn't wanna clean up so after grinding in the mines forever I just blew everything the fuck up with mega bombs

@Bloodjen

2 жыл бұрын

I literally just fixed mine. Its not great but the animals arent in front of my house now and my crops arent stuck between where i planted the fruit trees, the house and bat cave.

@KurioTheWatcher

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't relate to something so badly in my life besides this comment 😭

Okay but Harvey’s response was really heartbreaking and somehow just hits different :’)

When I heard the music at the beginning I felt really alone and a bit sad. Took me a moment to realise that is was because it was the flower dance song and I was having vietnam flashbacks of standing in the corner.

@totallynotspooked

3 жыл бұрын

Omg thank you for making me laugh 😂😂 I felt that on a personal level. I tried so hard and asked everyone of them until I realised I needed a specific amount of hearts. I would be too embarrassed to do that in RL.

@user-fu4ou7wp3m

3 жыл бұрын

HWJAHAJAJAHAHA

@sweetsadsiren5569

3 жыл бұрын

The first thought I had after reading this really was, “You’re not the only one having Vietnam flashbacks after year 2.”

@Sunbeargirl-

3 жыл бұрын

@@totallynotspooked Dude, me!!! I'd never ask anyone to dance IRL, but I asked all the guys and they were like, "Uhhhhhhhhh, no."

@mort2091

2 жыл бұрын

@@totallynotspooked i can relate to this on a heavy level, i was even embarrassed for my char when i got rejected by everyone lol

When Maru said "Not good enough for you?" This cut so deep. I have a six year save file and she was my first, we adopted 2 kids. I have never wanted to break up with or divorce her because she's a guaranteed favorite of mine, but this really hurt.. Maru grew up a straight A student, and is the favorite to Demetrius. As a burnout gifted, it hurt when she said "not good enough for you", it hurt the most. Being told you're the best and greatest all your life can be shattered by one thing, this is an example. And that Frustration in her text of her not understanding how she is wrong, only to realize she cant do anything about it with a "fine..", really brings it together. CA, you had to make this one hurt huh?

@hi_itzloganw3315

3 жыл бұрын

Finally somebody else who’s favorite npc is Maru

@Emerudai

3 жыл бұрын

So glad I’m not the only one who loves Maru😂

3 жыл бұрын

#MaruForLife

@anothergg2692

3 жыл бұрын

And Sebastian? His sister is excellent in everything and he is... nothing. None take him serious

@Nodorito

3 жыл бұрын

@@anothergg2692 i mean to be fair, it still isn't healthy to favorite one child over the other. I think he'd achieve more if he had more structure and not- live in his mom's basement for years that's like mega virgin stuff right there

The audacity to gallop around in your show pony and break the heart of every single character 😭

Alex immediately started putting gel back in his hair

Farmer: *brakes up with Harvey * Harvey: *vomits all over you *

@meowsmakemusic718

3 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest thing i’ve read all day

@luiysia

3 жыл бұрын

mood tbh

@mist4kinnie

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@aguspritchard7632

2 жыл бұрын

MEEE

@VSMF

2 жыл бұрын

@@meowsmakemusic718 your day must be probably real sad then, for that crap to be the funniest shit you saw

strange how i can like a game so much that watching this video just makes me sad

@asilrem2704

4 жыл бұрын

ow sorry for that :(

@FeartheFearIsBack

4 жыл бұрын

@@asilrem2704 The Leah part gets me

@MintyArisato

3 жыл бұрын

the characters are written in a nice, relaxing, likeable fashion, and you get attached. I totally feel you

@basic2982

3 жыл бұрын

@@asilrem2704 seb literally made me so sad

I felt sebastian's in my fucking chest. Like he's not angry at you, he's not telling you how much it hurts, he's just. Quiet. Accepting. Defeated. He doesn't want you to think you've hurt him but inside he's fucking miserable.

The only one that made me sad was Leah surprisingly. “I’m not good with this kind of stuff anyway” like dAMB that hit like she never had any solid hope to begin with

Timestamps for watching each character getting heartbroken :'( 1:28 Abigail 2:07 Harvey 2:24 Alex 2:38 Sam 3:06 Emily 3:40 Leah 4:11 Shane 4:33 Penny 4:52 Maru 5:11 Haley 5:29 Elliot 5:42 Sebastian

@justsomeguy7133

3 жыл бұрын

**softly, through tears** thank you...

@GooseIsShark

Жыл бұрын

I hate it. Thank you

Omg, poor Harvey. 😭 He looks so sad...

@Katt-ci6gw

3 жыл бұрын

Yay! A fellow Harvey lover!

@vaxx8647

3 жыл бұрын

He’s just a baby 😔

@stargazer6097

3 жыл бұрын

I married him 😁

@pantheraviva

3 жыл бұрын

harvey is basically my irl husband

@yeetpea5302

3 жыл бұрын

@@pantheraviva Haha, mine too. 😁

I'm married to Harvey and he's sweet, seeing his reaction here made me feel bad because the fact that he reacts so viscerally to the pain and shock of the breakup... He's one of the most open villagers in my opinion, he really shows everything he feels (involuntarily most of the time). You can see that the emotional sucker punch the farmer just dealt him is so devastating that its repercussions are physical. Poor Alex. The "I'm not begging" and unhappy expression seems like basic manly-man pride at first, but then you understand that it's just the last thing he can hold onto. He doesn't know how to fix this so he can only pull up his walls again. That evening he probably vowed to never be vulnerable again after drying his tears. As for Shane... It's the "gulp" that does it for me. The shock so great that it makes his throat convulse. But then he falls back onto good old self-hatred and self-blame, pretends it was always going to happen because he always knew he was an unlovable person, he just forgot during the time he spent with the person he loved. (But the one thing that I have trouble with for Shane is that he's so reliant on the farmer to get better with his substance abuse... In real life, you can't expect another person to be your savior. It's not fair to either them or you. That's why I can't date him, it feels like getting pulled into something dangerous.)

Abigail, Sam, Elliot, and Sebastian all took that extremely well. You can tell they were genuine about it too.

YOU TURNED SHANE INTO AN ALCOHOLIC AGAIN

@Coughdropeater

3 жыл бұрын

*dO yOu UnDeRsTaNd HoW lOnG iT tAkEs To Do ThIs??* Is now my thought

@parhelionsun

3 жыл бұрын

@@Coughdropeater well that’s the power of mods my frienf

@revaanimations4329

3 жыл бұрын

@@Coughdropeater or resets

@BrianMcBrianson

2 жыл бұрын

Now I'm imagining Ponyo teaching shane about how not to be an alcoholic, thanks HAM

@shitsaac

2 жыл бұрын

STOP, IM GOING TO CRY

everyones talking about shane and abigail, i just thinking about sam's side profile 2:42

@lovelabs3116

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE THAT SIDE PROFILE THREW ME SO OFF GUARD

@Riinxan

3 жыл бұрын

Without that middle piece of hair he looks scary QwQ

@ly_sho

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like some poor cosplay of Goku tbh

@silverrubymoon3574

3 жыл бұрын

@@Riinxan - Everybody gangsta till Sam appears without his middle hair piece.

@angeuhlina1633

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY LMAOOO

Sebastian, Shane and Emily dont ever deserve this treatment im shocked and appalled

5:29 Elliot is a poet even breaking up 😔 poor Elly

Ok but imagine what they’re like when they get home Shane relapses immediately Harvey throws himself into his work Sam has nobody to turn to about his problems at home etc. Then it gets real sad

@SEFSQklOR0VS

2 жыл бұрын

Elliott has no reason to stay and Sebastian probably follows through with his plan to leave

@yellowroo

Жыл бұрын

Alex gets sick and dies

@kitational

Жыл бұрын

Sebastian would take up smoking again

*Haley:* "You can't fire me - I quit!" *Elliott:* "Meh...there are other fish in the sea." All the characters have such good, deep back stories... I always have such a hard time choosing which one to marry!

@cosplayuniverse4968

2 жыл бұрын

I married Elliott because he wrote me a whole ass book AND writes me poetry on a very consistent basis. Once he moved in with me he makes me coffee and crab cakes and actually does work on the farm. Complete dream man.

@honeybee2525

2 жыл бұрын

@@cosplayuniverse4968 HIS 14 HEART 😭😭🥰🥰 I mean he was gone for the birth of our child but . It’s okay Elliott

@Bloodjen

2 жыл бұрын

@@cosplayuniverse4968 The others don't help out? I picked Elliot cause he just seemed the most stable and kind, still playing that save a couple years later. Never had another save though, so have never married a different one.

@theevilwithout

Жыл бұрын

​@@Bloodjen all the others do help out

This is so tragic, but Elliott's response made me chuckle. You go on you sweet little drama king :')

@meadcwlark4064

Жыл бұрын

elliot is so pretentious i love him

2:42 bro completely turned into a new character with this side profile

I’m glad that you can still be friends with them. It’s not an instant zero heart trigger.

Harvey’s response broke my heart and I never even date him B R U H Shane’s is just so sad, it’s like he was expecting it. Maru is definitely gonna cry when she’s left alone.

@fionaalvarez5854

3 жыл бұрын

DATE HARVEY, he's a cutie 😢

@joni.l

3 жыл бұрын

Harvey's personality is exactly like my partner's and they both even look the same 😭 it h u r t 😭

@mcdudelydoo3116

3 жыл бұрын

When Maru said fine, I felt like she was gonna go Thanos mode like "Fine, I'll do it myself"

Harvey's made me really sad... everyone else was just like "oh... okay... see you around..." meanwhile he literally looked like he was about to break down there

Shane saying he’ll see you at the saloon breaks my heart 😩 he’s going right back to drinking

I know Shane went to the saloon to binge drink afterwards :( I don't wanna see my husband like that, I could never break up or divorce

@sistersamich2075

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I get so attached and I have to remind myself it’s a game

@kaydwessie296

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna divorce him in my A-Hole save but I keep putting it off for that reason

@seashell9570

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydwessie296 Danganronpa 👍👍👍

God I remember simping soooo hard for Alex my first time playing lmao. I didn’t know how the relationships worked back then so when he didn’t like the wild horse radish I gave him I thought it was because my character was a boy so I deleted my save and made a new character, this time a girl. It of course didn’t make him like me more but i was new and stupid 😔

@seashell9570

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO, thanks for making me laugh on this depressing video.

@sammyuwu820

3 жыл бұрын

I got you bro :p

@a.90129

3 жыл бұрын

this is so cute 😭😭😭

@thechildrensaccountloveshe3487

3 жыл бұрын

God same I would literally wake up in the game and run to his house and stand at the door till it opened and give him a present. It was my daily routine

@mrmeat168

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

New video title: Breaking all the villagers' hearts so you don't have to

Harvey’s dialogue is always the sweetest. When all the bfs gathered in the tavern to confront me about my cheating Harvey said something about imagining us married with kids which really made me think of joe from you which let’s be honest is the dream man 🤪

all the bachelors and bachelorettes to each other be like: "player's name broke up with me" "me too" "wait what" "wait what"

The fact that the break up causes Harvey to get physically sick is just so sad.... But Elliot being so poetic about it was so like him, it made me chuckle in a sad way

I am disapointed with Sebastián. I was expecting like "I always knew that I will live alone in the darkness with my sashimi and quarts"

sam was like: " smells great is that a pizza?" gets a wilted flower instead. that`s so sad...

Shane and Harvey, bro....I can’t. They’re my babys 😔

@pantheraviva

3 жыл бұрын

Same, and Emily!

@vaxx8647

3 жыл бұрын

@@pantheraviva yah!!

@MediocreMutton

3 жыл бұрын

They’re both precious beans.

@yeahokthen1316

3 жыл бұрын

Sam is my baby I’m crying

@idoh2195

3 жыл бұрын

Same qwq

5:15 Hayley wanted to act cool even if she's sad lol

@asilrem2704

3 жыл бұрын

yeah 😂

@solarprogeny6736

3 жыл бұрын

She's such a mood, when my ex irl broke up with me I said "you were braver than I was to say it, then, huh" but then I cried for a month lol

@ebitempurafry

3 жыл бұрын

Which makes her broke up even sadder imo, same like Alex. I just know they stand there trying to compose themselves not to cry before going home and bawls their eyes out

@lightningjadejavier

Ай бұрын

AHHHH this sht hurts... Like haley and Penny's are probably my two best girls I'd marry but this just makes me cry

This was so sad wtf. My favorite has always been Harvey and seeing how he got so upset he literally had a physical reaction was so sad… He’s so loyal and dedicated to the farmer bruh

@Angelicpale

11 ай бұрын

I love Harvey too 😢

As someone who adores sebastian, Shane, alex, and abigail with all her heart, I want to punch a wall. Sebastian just seems so empty. Alex confided so much in you, letting his jackass persona fall around you, and it comes right back once he sees the bouquet.. Shane literally started drinking again, PLUS YOU WOKE UP ABIGAIL

I love Elliott so much and it kinda hurt to see his break up dialogue

@MintyArisato

3 жыл бұрын

saaaame I was dreading his the entire time

@breep6

3 жыл бұрын

“I suppose there are other horizons to set my eyes upon...”

@jotawife

3 жыл бұрын

SAME ;_;

@falcononthesax

2 жыл бұрын

It hurts even more when you consider his dialouge after marriage which he mentions how lonely he felt before the relationship :,)

@PierreLucSex

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

Shane and Sam surprised me with how gracious they were about it! And Haley's got a good line for saving face, I'd have expected her reply to resemble to Alex's, especially considering that they're counterparts

Leah’s is pretty sad considering how she said “ I really don’t have luck with this stuff” which I think is referring to her ex and how that didn’t work out either.

Damn Haley is still savage as ever “huh you beat me to it” 😂

Now you've got a whole league of evil exes on your hands

@aubreynxtdoorr

3 жыл бұрын

scott pilgrim vs the world

Abby, Emily, Penny and Sebastian brings a tear to my heart.

@kaydwessie296

3 жыл бұрын

Emily's my wife on my Main Save so saaaame. I literally shared my save with my ex for a while and wouldn't marry her character bc Emily did nothing wrong. Then my ex cheated on me so YEAH EMILY IS A BETTER CHOICE lol

Everyone talking about how there chosen one is so heart broken and that they are hurting cause they are sad But like- THE DEDICATION TO GET EVERYONE TO LIKE YOU THEN DROP THEM TO 5 HEARTS

Everyone: crying or shocked Haley: 👁️👄👁️

Leah isn’t even my favourite but what she said makes me so sad😢 I would definitely be heartbroken if I were to break up with her, just doesn’t feel right to do that after Kel. I know I sound dumb and this is just a game but that’s literally how I feel😭 I’m so emotionally devoted to this game

@kaydwessie296

3 жыл бұрын

I headcanon her as a lesbian so much that it always surprises me when people's male characters marry her lol. Like she reminds me of every lesbian I know (And there are many)

@hinasakukimi

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydwessie296 its that cottagecore aesthetic

@undercoverspy123

2 жыл бұрын

I love how direct Leah is one of the main reasons shes my favorite and I almost always marry her in any play through, she seems to be self reflective and kind, I love her character.

Everyone’s just so sad and then there’s Haley being like “dang you beat me to it”

@residentkane

3 жыл бұрын

I mean she almost cried so clearly she was just trying to be tough.

@Hirotoro4692

2 жыл бұрын

You never heard of masking ones feelings and putting on a persona? She was definitely *not* cool about it. She acted tough because it's that or break down on the spot.

2:43 sam's face looks so cursed

In my game, my character have a relationship with Harvey and even is his husband Seeing he sad for the break up, even in a KZread video, it's like **Breaking my own heart in another universe**

Penny is so sweet about it, too. She was really sad but still being kind and nice to you. She doesn’t deserve this :(

2:37 poor sam, that smell is charred plant, buddy ✌️😔✌️

this is why i start a new save every for every single person i want to pursue. i may have my favorites, but i just couldnt do this to any of them. they love you so much :(

HALEY THE MENACE Her heart breaks for a split second and then she just things “aw hell naw, I ain’t taking this laying down”

I'm watching this because I married Elliott, had 2 kids with him, but I can't divorce him because my game crashes. Damn... Alex has a lot of pride, I see.

@casper5365

3 жыл бұрын

I think hes just hiding his true feelings/emotions

@babyspects

3 жыл бұрын

He’s feeling hurt and betrayed so of course he wouldn’t react very nicely at first until he finally accepts it.

@honeycomb937

3 жыл бұрын

damn, god won't let you divorce elliot

@blakeprice2631

3 жыл бұрын

the game is sentient 💀

@inguwia

3 жыл бұрын

"I CAN'T DIVORSE HIM BECAUSE MY GAME CRASHEs" do u even have a heart?