We may never find a long-lost "Turkish Ultraman", but at least we have this movie.

@LeeroyPorkins

2 жыл бұрын

Aberrations 1997 next?

@user-jj6lk6gj2w

2 жыл бұрын

I think Kraa the Sea Monster is gonna be next. Or The Japanese Attack Of The Flying Saucers (1956).

@cacomeatballmarinara2014

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t give up, it’ll show itself eventually

@evildoughboy7773

2 жыл бұрын

It would be hilarious if the kaiju's had to do battle with giant copyright lawyers sent over by him whatever company owns ultraman.

@finegirlbrandy1859

2 жыл бұрын

I wish you would do ”The last vampire on earth”

My wife is Korean and she could hear me watching this. She said "What are you looking at?" I said "Some Korean gold movie." She said "Those people are speaking nonsense!"

@guillaumeb5511

2 жыл бұрын

Bro, are you sure you're not a little girl hallucinating a Korean wife?

@brandonlordbaltimore5182

2 жыл бұрын

@@guillaumeb5511 On what basis did you make this comment? I'm truly curious. Hit me back.

@guillaumeb5511

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonlordbaltimore5182 based on the people in the video explaining everything as hallucinations. Monster destroyed a city? Hallucination! Tentacles attack people? Hallucination! Me trying to be witty? Hallucination!

@brandonlordbaltimore5182

2 жыл бұрын

@@guillaumeb5511 Ohh! Gotcha! LoL. I was legit like "does this dude know something I don't?,did he lookup their channel/profile and they're a 15 yr old girl?!" LMFAO 😆😂 Sorry I missed the joke brother. I was also thinking (regarding the film) that although the movie is captioned. Due to translations not being word for word in any language. Combined with the possibility that they just did a shitty job and this guy's wife was right. The world may never know. 😏🤘 🦑🦖 🐙🐉

@Cumdaemon

Жыл бұрын

​@@brandonlordbaltimore5182 this has been a very wholesome interaction, something that's sadly incredibly rare these days.

Brandon: **shows that he made a Mothra vs Godzilla review in the intro** Toho: **maniacal laughter**

@swag_gigan

2 жыл бұрын

my man's like the Justin Y. of kaiju content

@firedragon7456

Жыл бұрын

Yeah.. Toho blocked it along with his Godzilla vs Gigan reupload

@Emmanuel-ms8pr

Ай бұрын

It goes to show that toho is still being an absolute d!ck for rickrolling Godzilla content creators by blocking their videos

The Starfish-like monster is from the first Ultraman series. It's a petroleum eating creature called Pestar. Your observation about the creature dying on its own is correct. In the episode Oil SOS, it dies from smoke inhalation from raging petroleum fires. Rather than defeating the monster, Ultraman really just extinguishes the fires.

@songaregon1143

2 жыл бұрын

Ultraman did kill it by finishing it off with a Specium Ray

@williamschwartz7428

2 жыл бұрын

@@songaregon1143 I stand corrected, My Friend! I found it to rewatch when I read your comment. Prior to that I hadn't seen that episode in about 20 years. He collapses, apparently dead, but rises again shortly after that. Good call!

@bjmccann1

2 жыл бұрын

@@songaregon1143 For some reason, I read that as "Speculum Ray". I was like: WTF???!!! o.O

@davidcohen7106

2 жыл бұрын

Korean movies Rock !

@richardpulido4624

2 жыл бұрын

Good news: Ultraman is getting a Season 2 on Netflix!

I want a FOOTAGE FLAGGED BY TOHO Tshirt

@justincameron9661

Жыл бұрын

Me too

On the plus side, it does say a lot about the quality of the Ultra Series' cinematography that the monsters can be spliced in to a film over a decade newer than it this easily.

This unauthorized extravaganza is so disjointed & all over the place that it becomes curiously watchable…just to see in what direction they go next.

The so-called ending reminds me of the MONTY PYTHON skit about a movie producer who makes low budget, blink and you'll miss it remakes of famous movies, such as a minute long version of REAR WINDOW which is just a guy sticking his head in and out of his apartment window and gesturing wildly.

Ok, dude, the monster that looks like a dinosaur fucked a virus in this film is Verokron, AN ULTRAMAN ACE MONSTER! Meaning they did use Ultraman Ace footage, just not the one where Dorgorie tears Muruchi apart. In fact, here's a list of all the monsters that appeared: Flying Bird Boy - Terochilos, an Ultraman Jack monster Bat Boytron - Pestar, an Ultraman monster Tricerasaurus Rex - Dorigon, a Fireman monster Kitedon - Bemstar, an Ultraman Jack monster Rhino Doggo - Seamons, an Ultraman Jack monster Bigger Rhino Doggo - Seagorath, an Ultraman Jack monster Let me know if this clears anything up.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

2 жыл бұрын

The rhino is Seagoras.

@UltraGalaxyify

2 жыл бұрын

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 THNX, just added it

@bakomusha

2 жыл бұрын

WEEEEEEB! Thanks tho.

@justthatguyoverthere2080

2 жыл бұрын

Any chance you know where the two Manda-looking dragons came from? I knew the Ultra-monsters, and was able to find Dorigon easily enough, but those two eluded my efforts.

@UltraGalaxyify

2 жыл бұрын

@@bakomusha NNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDD! Sure thing

Monster Role-Call! Bat-Starfish is Pestar from original Ultraman The sea monster in the photo from the reporter is Seamons from The Return of Ultraman, and the one that looks like it with the bigger horn is Seagorath Kiteodon is Bemstar from The Return of Ultraman The Rooster looking one is Terrochilus from The Return of Ultraman The one that looks like a virus mixed with a dinosaur is Verokron from Ultraman Ace. Tricerasaurus Rex is Dorigon from the Tsuburaya series, Fireman Now excuse me, I'mma make a Turkish Hulk Hogan film.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, Gomora is not in this movie. He refused to be in an unauthorized movie ever since he got featured in Hanuman vs. 7 Ultraman, and started a new career as Rei's partner kaiju in Ultra Galaxy Mega Monster Battle.

@LamangoKaijura

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 I... never mentioned Gomora?

@KRhetor

2 жыл бұрын

Turkish Suburban Commando is a movie I can live without.

@yourtimetraveleralara

2 жыл бұрын

Me l'mma make a turkish ultraman

@dubuyajay9964

26 күн бұрын

HOOOOOOAAAAAAAKKKKKKK HOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAANNNNNN! *Snorts, then shakes ropes, then...starts a dance number.*

So this is where Crichton got his inspiration for Jurassic Park...🤣🤣🤣

That bukake joke had me laughing out loud!! And the fact that you went seventeen minutes without mentioning the name or concept of a "Kenny"!!

@peterrevens8454

2 жыл бұрын

How about the scene in the jumpy bus? Poor dude got so close to having her sit on his face 😢

The monsters actually remind me of a lot of modern paleo art. Some artist go overboard with the flamboyant feathers and colors in their dinosaur illustrations

@KRhetor

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! One of my pet peeves about modern paleoart is "Dinosaurs had feathers? OK, let's make them all look like domestic show birds!"

@KRhetor

2 жыл бұрын

@LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe20 "Larger birds tend to lose or shrink feathers on the face and neck? Who cares, it doesn't look as cool!"

@ExtremeMadnessX

Жыл бұрын

​@@KRhetor Maybe you should see some actually good paleoart and documentaries like Prehistoric Planet.

@ExtremeMadnessX

Жыл бұрын

Many birds have flamboyant feathers and colors. Why not dinosaurs? And many actual good paleoart give dinosaurs more realistic colors than aren't just gray or brown.

I actually just saw this film for the first time last year! New Korean dialogue scenes wrapped around Ultraman monster villain footage from a couple different Ultraman series. It had me cracking up because I'm a fan of the Ultra series, so I knew exactly where the monster scenes came from!

Oh yeah Kaiju monster movie in the tradition of a Asylum film.

@marclytle644

2 жыл бұрын

Asylum Films *shudders*

@loschrodproductions4519

2 жыл бұрын

At least The Asylum makes their own monster footage

And that infant would grow up among the Kaiju to become... Korean Tarzan!

That monster you were wondering about is Verokron, from Ultraman Ace. And the Bat Boy thing is Pestar from the original Ultraman.

@mightyfilm

2 жыл бұрын

Did Pestar go "EH! EH! EH!" in the original Ultraman?

@justthatguyoverthere2080

2 жыл бұрын

@@mightyfilm No, his cry was more like a mechanical bat screech. This sound was original to this movie.

@mightyfilm

2 жыл бұрын

@@justthatguyoverthere2080 Makes the sound choice even more confusing.

@shaidrim

2 жыл бұрын

@@mightyfilm they probably got some animal sound for small change or free. And that’s explain why the other one sounds like an angry monkey

@KenverseProductions

2 жыл бұрын

You didnt mention tye triceratops monster is dorigon from fireman who remember fireman

I'd love to see you review the 1994 Korean OAV "Super Kid", aka "Korean Dragon Ball Z" (by fans) - this actually was on the shelves of my local VHS rental store as a kid in deep rural Queensland in the 90s, and I watched it regularly growing up, so I'd love to see you rip it a new one.

@wugglesx

Жыл бұрын

I was shocked when i learned it was real haha. And i mean gotta be better than "I've got a nose"... Wait i just realized, no, no it doesn't O_O

If you want real hardcore Japanese monster gore and violence, I recommend seeing the 70s Kamen Rider Amazon series. We got plenty of torn monster limbs and decapitations for days in that one.

Toho would still flag the footage as they have distinct copyright on ALL their Kaiju, not just Godzilla. In fact each Kaiju has to be individually licensed rather then as a block. (Just look at the back of Godzilla model or toy and you'll see a little logo for the Kaiju that are int he product.)

@Giran_0

2 жыл бұрын

Not on the Giant Condor

Writing is only getting better! Thank you for all of the laughs today!

That red and green dinosaur monster is called missile terible monster verokron or just verokron from Ultraman ace

4:34 Man, that cut away from the monster action so fast I got Godzilla 2014 flashbacks.

@Giran_0

2 жыл бұрын

There was a Godzilla movie in 2014?

@GoofyPoptart

Жыл бұрын

@@Giran_0 lmfao how do you not know about it? Its the start of the monsterverse bro

I've blogged about an infamous group of toys called patchisaurs, the source of the D&D rust monster. There are a lot of theories that they were Ultra Man bootlegs. From this, I can finally see why.

@LammasuRex

2 жыл бұрын

Where did you blog about that? As a big D&D fan I'd love to read it.

@TheEvilpossum

2 жыл бұрын

@@LammasuRex It's called The Trendy Troodon. I have two original videos on my channel/ profile that link to it.

To answer your question at the end--assuming you've not already done this movie?--"Pulgasari" is that movie you speak of. The late Kim Jon-il's infamous paean to the Glorious Communist Lifestyle masquerading as a kaiju movie and a period piece as well.

Man, one of your best reviews so far! Keep up the good work! I need to watch this movie someday!

1:23 Ultraman Ace was amazingly brutal along with being zany. Recommended! - Appreciating the Insanity of Ultraman Ace kzread.info/dash/bejne/qnmVqI-zj5zKqps.html

@Dynaman21

2 жыл бұрын

And here I thought they weren’t trying to go hard sneaking adult stuff in until Ultraman Nexus.

The woman with the mole jokes had me dying.😂😂 Speaking of Korean, maybe you could review "Yongary Monster from the Deep" in the future Brandon.

I can’t get over the fact that they use part of Das Boot's music for the title sequence.

Ah I love seeing these reviews. Always the highlight of my day. :)

Your videos are always entertaining, man.

We need Korean Kong. Brandon Tenold needs him.

@kyleshiflet9952

2 жыл бұрын

He already did it it was A*P*E

I always look forward to your vids. I've never been much of a fan of most of the stuff you review, but I've watched every one you've done. It's really entertaining, and informative. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of humour, but it's often the funniest! Keep up the good work. Have a look at "Zombie Women of Satan". It's exactly the sort of thing you do!

amazing subtitles!

Recently I saw a Batman film from the Philippines. It had never been shown in the US because it was unauthorized.More then one of these have been made. Since the fact that one was shown on "The Monster Channel" recently, at least one still exists. If you can locate any of these, it might be fun to review these.

Another great Bradon review of another obscure movie

"Bus face sitting" is a legit category...

Finally a movie that a HD blu ray release and we can see them better.

The part about the people forgetting the baby is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Holy crap! That made my week. Thank-you.

I've been contemplating dipping my toe in the Ultraman universe and it seems super intimidating

@johnnygyro2295

2 жыл бұрын

Multiverse theory is also part of the mythos. Not sure, if that helps, but I just felt like adding that.

@Dynaman21

Жыл бұрын

Just watch Shin Ultraman. It’s a full on reboot in about two hours.

Me: scroll through my KZread-Notifications. Notifications: BrandonTenold uploaded a New Video! Me: Click on it right now!

Korea was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should...

Brandon’s reaction to having to watch the movie: “Not this! Gosh.” 😂

Great video! Funny how the movie explains them as dinosaurs but some of them like Bemstar (kaitodon) and Verokron (virus dinosaur) are aliens in their original context. Interestingly enough, one of the monsters, the triceratops one, is from Fireman, a sister series to Ultraman also by Tsuburaya, interesting change of footage.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

Жыл бұрын

Now how would they explain Tyrant if he appeared in this movie?

This channel kicks ass!

The ongoing joke about Toho still gets me.

I figured out the perfect formula: Any Brandon Tenold Ultraman ripoff with a big joint 👍❤

We need a Simon Sez, the Dennis Rodman movie review. That or the Lorenzo Lamas break dancing movie Body Rock. Both are prime targets that have escaped for far too long.

Fun fact: Someone found an original, un-destroyed copy of Turkish Star Wars. I talked to him on a video here on KZread about his journey finding it and he said while he would love to put it out on Bluray, he can't because of copyright issues.

You made my day Brandon, “Combat Love!!!!” David Wyndorf

I love your channel I I'm a huge fan of colt movies And I don't think anyone does it better than you

Every subtitle in this? pure gold.

"When Unauthorized Ultraman Stock Monster Footage Attacks"

I can't tell you how you've given me a laugh at the worst of times; thanx much!

I feel like I went on one helluva bizarre ass trip watching this review video,which is something I don't I've ever felt before lol

One of the shows uses also Fireman footage - a show similar to Ultraman concept, also produced by Tsubaraya Productions.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

2 жыл бұрын

The monster from the Fireman footage was Dorigon (which I almost mistook for an expy of Gomora).

@Giran_0

2 жыл бұрын

Why did you say "but" if they are produced by the same company?

@AROBASPARK

2 жыл бұрын

@@Giran_0 WHOOPS! Thanks for the correction, did not notice.

I am surprised toho did not put that block up after you mentioned getting blocked for a godzilla movie without godzilla

The Lost Korean Kaiju movie, attack of the copyright infringement!

You should do: Liquid Sky •Musically it’s one of the most influential movies in history •It’s actually made in the world Party Monster is set in •the same girl plays the main character and main villain for no reason… and at one point the villain rapes the hero… both played by the same actress *the plot: an alien comes to NYC and lands on a shitty apartment’s roof… the girl in the apt is doing shitloads of drugs and constantly getting raped…. But the alien is harvesting people when they get off… so eventually the girl realizes she can end people by getting them off… and she sings a song about a rhythm box

@j.e.pouccoui3

2 жыл бұрын

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, OK. Could've Gone My Whole life Without Knowing That.... But That's What I Get Watching A Internet Series Called "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews" & Reading The Comments Of Said Series.

@jerkfudgewater147

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.e.pouccoui3 the movie is rough to watch but the music is AMAZING every hit song from the 00s got it start in that sound track aaaAAAANNND Brandon is a music nerd

@j.e.pouccoui3

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerkfudgewater147 Oh. In That Case, I Actually Kinda Want To Watch It Now.

@jerkfudgewater147

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.e.pouccoui3 i’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic 🤣 but ya that’s why i was recommending it After you watch it watch Party Monster and it’s makes alot more scene (or do that in the other order 😅).

@j.e.pouccoui3

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerkfudgewater147 🤣🤣 I Wasn't Being Sarcastic, But Thanks For The Advice.

Another hilarious video! You should honestly see about reviewing some of Andy Sidaris' films, he directed 12 cheesy action movies in the 80's and 90's

i cannot wait for the eventual day you cover an unauthorized sentai movie

This has to be a title for a new monsterverse film

At a certain point whoever was localizing this stuff was just throwing darts at a board to come up with titles.

That bat thing actually gave me a fight or flight response

would love 2 see you review shark of the corn

The weather must be getting warm up north - GUNS OUT!

In case you don't know, the kaiju featured in this movie are Verokron (the dinosaur/virus hybrid), Terochilus (the chicken/pterodactyl hybrid), Pestar (the starfish/bat hybrid), Dorigon (the Triceratops kaiju), Bemstar (the Fearsome Kiteodon), Seamons (the one that looks like Rhyhorn), and Seagorath (the one that looks like Rhydon).

such great quality what a refreshing change

Love the way the cartoon you is ignoring the battle in the background while "whewing" or whistling over the cracking egg.

The red and black coral dragon is Verokron from Ultraman Ace (So, yeah, they could have used that rpping-off the jaw footage). The starfish bat is Pestar from the original Ultraman.

I'd lose my mind if in the future, Wikizilla asks you to host a Kaiju Profile

You know South Korea make such good movies now but there was a time when their movies were pretty crappy.

8:25 That reminds me...have you ever thought of reviewing Blood Freak?

They really should have gotten an adult actress for the snowball scene.

@skylx0812

2 жыл бұрын

...who needs twerking girls from Africa 😕

I like the DVD cover: Man is hopeless when gods collide. Like, just one guy? Doesn't really provide a universal sense of doom.

@UltimateThanos

2 жыл бұрын

The word "man" has a different etymology than the word "woman". It doesn't strictly refer to the male sex or to a single male individual. It can also refer to humanity as a whole. Humor based on ignorance is about as funny as 9/11.

@UltimateThanos

2 жыл бұрын

@LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe20 But this isn't that circumstance at all. You're just showing off your linguistic knowledge for no other reason than to show off.

8:52 that is verokron from the first episode of ultraman ace

That drooling scene reminds me of Equinox.

Wow, she couldn't even change her outfit, just added the mole.

Ok that bat double starfish thing is nightmare fuel

@8:53 it's a radioactive Covidasaurus of course.

the Dinosaur/Virus mashup is Velokron and Re-Velokron(Velokron being the first Chouju that Ace fought) which was also with Re-Bemstar(Bemstar being the one feeding on oil) and Re-Sabotendar(Sabotendar also being an Ace foe) And the Triceratops T-Rex kaiju was from Fireman(a 1973 series made alongside Taro and Jumborg Ace)

Nice!

Is there a sequel that uses unauthorized footage from Johnny Sokko, only without Giant Robot?

At least Sompote Sands had no involvement with this fi- *VIDEO CLAIMED BY TOHO* What?! How is that possible?!

While I fully admit this may be up to personal interpretation... I have also watched this movie, and I think the dinosaur-virus monster that the doctor says the little girl hallucinated she actually DID hallucinate, as like a trauma response to seeing the bird monster earlier, as dino-virus is never seen again in the movie and, as you said, a full scale attack on the city like that would be rather hard for everyone to miss.

Have to give Brandon credit for sitting thru this mess....I tried twice and just couldn't do it, lol!

No no no, the one footprint in the sand was when Monster Jesus was carrying the beast.

"That's the thing about climate change - they never mention the giant monsters." - Brandon Tenold 2022 best quote ever!

It's actually watchable and somewhat enjoyable in a weird way.

Sooooo close to my dream review of Godmonster of Indian Flats.

'kaitodon' is called bemstar

At 11:29, "She uses this photo to flip the doc THE BIRD"!!!

Please Do A Review Of Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste (1988 movie) and Brain 🧠 Dead 💀 (a.k.a Dead Alive 1992 Movie)

Thank you.

That penguin space monster with the pentagon shape on its underbelly is bemstar, a ultraman monster

Time to watch this now that everything works again.

About the mole thing.... It was a common trope in Asian movies back in the day ( pre 60s) where they'd use a mole as a disguise. I've seen it in old Turkish, Indian (so common that they parody it now) and Korean movies.

3:40 I'd be totally down to check out some Android Kikaider knock off

A clear and remastered version of a bootleg knock off movie? That’s a first.

@SlapstickGenius23

2 жыл бұрын

Holy crud it looks like an indie Mockbuster flick in live action!

More realistic than the polar bear that spends most of its time in the water being stranded....