I lost it at "Godzilla Vs. The Melancholy of his own Soul."

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

Of all the fake titles I made up, I'm glad that one made you laugh - I really need to make a poster for that one.

@ConstantineFurman

6 жыл бұрын

Please. Do. You know that meme that says something like "Godzilla has to go so you can't see the depths of his loneliness"? Producer Shogo Tomiyama more or less said that was canon to the character. Seriously.

@dubuyajay9964

3 жыл бұрын

@@Enshohma I'm still confused over which is real and which isn't.

@johnbockelie3899

3 жыл бұрын

The producers wanted Mars to look like a living comic book and it back fired. Cine magic was born !!.

@johnbockelie3899

3 жыл бұрын

I like how matter of fact these people are about life forms on Mars.

Naura Hayden was my great aunt! So cool to see a family member in film!

@ClockworkOuroborous

9 ай бұрын

A friend from my Livejournal days (I'm old) mother was an actress/dancer in the 50s. She appeared in several B-movies as one of the 'space women on another planet'. The one she remembered most was "Fire Maidens from Outer Space." My friend kept telling her mother she should be going to SF and movie cons to tell stories; she could get a free trip and hotel stay : D Her mother had crazy stories but couldn't believe anyone would want to her hear them.

@Shadowwolf-jg3ee

8 ай бұрын

wait, REALY?? that's awesome!!!

@Heyheyheyfatalbert72

2 ай бұрын

Great aunt irish

@dubuyajay9964

11 күн бұрын

Will you ever do film? Maybe a indy crowdfunded 50's sci-fi homage film?

The Musicman meets Count Dracula and Godzilla Vs. The Melancholy of his Own Soul are absolute gems, too bad not even the martians managed to convice Brandom to review them.

@caveiradacaverna6713

3 жыл бұрын

And how could I forget about The Milkman kills at Night, the movie with the scariest milkman ever created on fiction.

@dubuyajay9964

Жыл бұрын

Isn't Shin Godzilla pretty much him fighting his own Melancholy? See lyrics to "They don't know."

All those red filter shots and not a single Virtual Boy joke? I don't know if I should be disappointed, or proud that you were able to show that kind of restraint.

"The hell with radiation let's go". That sold this movie for me.

@noylj1

8 ай бұрын

Isn't that Musk's attitude going to Mars, also?

"After my cat died, that means I never had one" Then why did you have the carrier, Bran? Why'd you have the carrier?

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

Everything's coming-up turkishvan2!

The red filter may be memorable but It's also headache inducing.

@cthulhupthagn5771

6 жыл бұрын

Mata Nui same reason the Game Boy VR failed

@kiryuandgodzillagirl

4 жыл бұрын

yeah feels tripy

@johnbockelie3899

3 жыл бұрын

B36 in a 1959 movie scene.

@jamstonjulian6947

2 жыл бұрын

I watched it on Amazon and it was distinctly more orange

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

I remember every time I took a good hard kick to the crotch. Doesn't mean I look back on the experience fondly.

The rat bat spider is worth the watch. Thank you Brandon.

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

The design's okay, but I'm interested in the animation process used. The thing looks 3-D when it moves. Much better than many other animations, even from today.

@deboralee1623

Жыл бұрын

Don Martin had a similar stand-next-to-the-monster scene in one of his Captain Klutz stories.

Did the Virtual Boy steal that technology for their console? Because that's what it reminds me of.

@indumatipngtuber2790

6 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!

@gochem3013

4 жыл бұрын

@@indumatipngtuber2790 Me too!

@guitargodthor2

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that too lol

@johnbockelie3899

3 жыл бұрын

Iris and that nurse look like the same actress.

@johnbockelie3899

3 жыл бұрын

Bolivia watches are displayed on this movie. Must be the sponsor.

Brandon that’s a UK poster so the X was normal for the time! In the 50s and 60s, it was par for the course for monster movies, no matter how cheesy they may seem now, to get an X in UK. But it meant no one under 16 could go see it. The X was abolished and replaced with 18 certificate in ‘82 precisely because of the stigma porn placed on the X as a symbol. Great review as always though, man!

@josepholberding2776

4 жыл бұрын

Huh. Neat

@superplushtiman7ti075

2 жыл бұрын

Precisely, The ratings started as U and A, then H was added, H was renamed to X after one year, then A got split in half to A and AA, so by 1982(pre-rename) the ratings were U, A, AA and X, they were renamed U(U), PG(A), 15(AA), 18(X)

@NathanTarantlawriter

Жыл бұрын

I thought that was it. Didn't take much. THanks!

@wugglesx

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for this. Learned something today.

@noylj1

8 ай бұрын

Wow, the UK once protected their children? Of course, it was over cheesy movies.

Brandon jokes in this that his cat died, but in the Terrorvision review (a year earlier), we see his cat. Rest is Peace kitty.

Well, if it was filmed through Smucker’s, it *has* to be good!

@BarbaraEyre

5 жыл бұрын

lmao good one.

2:28 What a subtle way to tell the audience: "Stay away from the TV and go to a movie instead. We have color."

That was hilarious! Especially the part about the well-it's-not-here-now bit.

@fromthecheapseats7126

3 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity for a “Monster-A-Go-Go” joke.

"if we only knew what and how he was infected we might know how to combat the virus." 8yrs of medical school training and 30yrs as a practicing physician. there's no way a person with less medical training would have ever known that knowing what, where, when and how you got sick could go a long way to making you better.

YAAAY more 50's movies! We finally get to hear your take on the Rat-Bat-Spider

@victorhernandez8723

6 жыл бұрын

RooTwo Thank God it’s not Man-Bear-Pig! Things would would very cereal if that showed up!

@plaguedoctormasque8089

4 жыл бұрын

Rat BAT spider crab.

A Brandon review of a 1950s movie. A rare treat.

@KRhetor

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite decade for the genre!

@alexcardosa8079

6 жыл бұрын

So true I have a soft spot for 1950's sci-fi movies. The cheesier the better.

@mattswain1725

6 жыл бұрын

I wish he'd do "the creeping unknown", a British Quatermass movie that was fairly good.

@NodDisciple1

6 жыл бұрын

How about Caltiki?

@KRhetor

6 жыл бұрын

There's a great Blu Ray from Arrow that's been out for a while. The dubbed version has some camp value but in its original language, it's very effective overall.

Better than what I feared, I thought her flash-back was gonna end up being Sam's dream after reading his sci fi book.

Ah a 50's movie in *SPACE!!!!* Also on the angriest most red planet of them all.

Irish’s battle with the killer plant reminds me of Bela Lugosi’s struggle with the octopus 🐙 in Bride of the Monster.

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

Irish: "Let's shoot this fucker!"

@Nickel_The_Wise

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, and then Meatball Hand-Sandwich guy whipped out his gun and was like, "Alright, let's shoot this fucker!"

@ellnats

Жыл бұрын

"not very good wrestler" Torr Johnson.

The only thing that rocket ship crew is missing is Dennis Reynalds explaining the "Implications" of when they're alone in space

@MethosChannel

6 жыл бұрын

"Take them below deck and they cant refuse.. because of the implication."

@CanItAlready

6 жыл бұрын

OMG I just watched that scene this morning. LOL

I might actually watch "Frankenstein Meets Fred Astaire". Probably resembles a massively extended version of the "Presenting the Creature/Puttin' On the Ritz" scene from "Young Frankenstein". Except with really good dancing.

@henrykujawa4427

Жыл бұрын

Fred Astaire doing "Puttin' On The Ritz" is WAY more amazing to watch than anything in "Young Frankenstein"!

@johnrau2265

Жыл бұрын

@@henrykujawa4427 That's why I specified REALLY GOOD dancing. 😎

Wow. I stumbled on this when I first got Netflix and recognized it when I was a kid. It scared the hell out of me back then.

Is it just me, or is that crew basically the Fantastic Four?

@louisborselio8608

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was gonna say. And to add to that Gerald Mohr went on to voice Reed Richards in the first and best Fantastic Four cartoon series.

Aww Yeah. I Felt as if i had seen that rat,bat,spider monster somewhere.... Then Brandon mentions the Misfits. Thank you for being so cool/awesome.... First The mention of FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY's 'Mindphaser' in the Gunhed, now this. Sweet.

It makes my month when I discover a new channel like this. Great stuff, Brandon! Made another new fan for as long as you make videos.

7:09 Back when this review came out, I assumed that was your way to say that the fluffball we saw in the "TerrorVision" review was no longer with us. Thankfully I was proven wrong in the Q&A milestone video.

@smuglytherat

6 жыл бұрын

DeepEye1994 I think it was just a joke

@DeepEye1994

6 жыл бұрын

(EDIT) yes, it was.

People of Earth, do not bring your ass back to mars... seriously the Void Dragon is pissed.

@ronaldowens5025

6 жыл бұрын

John the Crazed. Techno heresy of the first order there bud. Don't you know the void dragon is the is the true god of the machine cult. All are welcome for the flesh is weak.

@mattswain1725

6 жыл бұрын

Hail the machine god!

@youdontknowme8129

5 жыл бұрын

No thanks. I'm sticking with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

@randomguy2518

5 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!! bitches

Wait, I thought this had Val Kilmer, Carrie Ann Moss, and a killer robot?

@aaronbourque5494

6 жыл бұрын

No, that was Adjectiveless Red Planet.

@NodDisciple1

6 жыл бұрын

Was that a remake?

@wstine79

6 жыл бұрын

Brother Malachai I'm not sure.

@weldonwin

6 жыл бұрын

Nope, its not a remake, there was just a bunch of movies about Mars around the same time. There were no aliens in Red Planet, unless one counts some little bug things that will somehow save the Earth from enviromental disaster.

@cody8804

6 жыл бұрын

EbberDeeMills I thought you were talking about ghosts of mars. Took me a minute. I knew lieutenant dan wasn’t shooting aliens with Jason statham and ice cube, I would have remembered that

Yes! I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking it was crazy but fun back then. Nice work as always, man!

I love this movie. Especially the design for the rat-bat-monster.

@youdontknowme8129

5 жыл бұрын

Yup the best looking monster in that movie. But the best named monster will always be the snot-blob-flounder-puss.

@gregj831

3 жыл бұрын

@@youdontknowme8129 Oh man! I'm in stitches laughing.

Godzilla Goes to Beach College confirmed for the next review

@JEMurl

6 жыл бұрын

RooTwo= when i call you by name, you'll know it.

@Enshohma

5 жыл бұрын

But I hate that one! It's just Ebirah dancing in a bikini for two hours!

"When I call you by name, you'll know it." I'm gonna try that line.

@sebastiansochanski

4 жыл бұрын

Did you? Report back if successful or unsuccessful.

I'd pay to see Mr. Magoo on Blood Island.

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Magoo with his hand inside a freshly killed corpse: "Hmm... Now this spaghetti and meatball combo needs reheated! It's too cold and won't do!"

"...and Female Guy." 🤣

I would watch the following, if they existed: Frankenstein's Beach Party Tony, The 6-month-old Gangster Attack of Hitler's Left Foot Ten Little Rabbis Gaydar, The Most Unfortunately Named Monster Attack of the 50-foot Foot The Day The Dinosaurs Devoured Detroit The Day of The Weasel

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

10 ай бұрын

Gaydar: Goldar’s gay cousin (he’s currently dating Rito Revolto) The Day the Dinosaurs Devoured Detroit: Loosely based on Topps’ Dinosaurs Attack! Tony, the 6 Month Old Gangster: Before the Boss Baby, he was in charge

That blob/jellyfish thing gave me a bruised rib from laughing.

Wanna draw some of those Creatures!✨

It feels like the Mars scenes were made for the Virtual Boy

Finally! I've been wanting this reviewed by you for years and it did not disappoint!

Some of those monsters look pretty amazing!

@lipstickzombie4981

6 жыл бұрын

Surprisingly well made indeed. I just can't keep a straight face when looking at the octopus monster with the spinning eyes though.

This film along with"the wizard of mars" and" flight to mars" are three of the very best classic b grade treasures of sci fi

LoL, I second for 'Mr. Magoo on Blood Island', how can that not be awesome!

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Magoo with his hand inside a freshly killed corpse: "Hmm... Now this spaghetti and meatball combo needs reheated! It's too cold and won't do!"

Love the Wayne's World effect.I don't have any special requests on what movie you review you make everyone of them hilarious.

I saw a 35mm print of this movie at a film museum a few years ago and the Cinemagic effect is great at dividing the film into two parts; blue or silver for Planet Earth and red for Mars.

This IS a classic, in its own way. Sheer pulp fiction from the '30s, finally making it to film in the '50s.

@dubuyajay9964

Жыл бұрын

This was in a 30's pulp?

Great review. Always loved this movie. Sorta misspelled Enshohma's name in the credit though. You wrote Ehshoma :P

Wait, I thought this was a movie about Mars, why are the Neptune Men bombarding Brandon with Godzilla requests? His fanbase reaches far and wide, don't it? Super cool review as always, plus it furthers the theory that 80 percent of all grinders are metallic blue. The hi-pitched noises in this movie scared me as a kid, along with the ManBearPig's huge scary face after they blind it, and even with color, it's got the spirit of B&W sci fi.. but when it comes to the survivor account format, I think Matango did it better~

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

I did the voice work for the Martian and I'll be posting the original uncut recording before too long... The revealed gag will be that The People Of Mars watch too much crap hence the films listed.

@Nickel_The_Wise

6 жыл бұрын

Funny, that's gotta be the worst Matt Damon impression I've ever heard.. no offense

I liked the Red Filter effect, but it clashed which the full colour scenes when it changed back. I think the red filter would work better with black and white for the other scenes

@doktorfellatio438

6 ай бұрын

Absolutely!

I dig the variety. Keep it up!

I can’t believe the “dark alley” line made it past 50s censors.

they didn't land on mars there trapped inside an unreleased virtual boy game

I'm shocked Colonel O'Bannon wasn't a better leader. After all , he's got experience voicing Reed Richards AND Green Lantern, so this planet shouldn't have come as a big surprise to him.

@varanid9

6 жыл бұрын

Really? I knew him from guesting on Irwin Allen sci-fi shows.

@dreibel

5 жыл бұрын

when I got this movie a few years ago, I was surprised and happy to see Gerald Mohr in the flesh for the first time. He did a lot of old time radio shows in the forties and fifties, and is probably best known as the voice of Philip Marlowe. Though he shows up a lot on The Whistler too, playing a variety of heels, heavies, murderers and the occasional good guy.

@deniswilson8152

5 жыл бұрын

CORRECT

@RSEFX

5 жыл бұрын

@@dreibel As well, Les Tremaine and Jack Kruschen did a whole lot of radio shows throughout the 40's and into the '50's.

Love the photo at 0:35 The monster's facial expressions had me on the floor laughing !

I haven’t seen this movie for a long time! Thank you for making this review video of The Angry Red Planet, Brandon!

The Dinosaurs That Devoured Detroit...considering I live in Windsor, I'd pay good money for that one.

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

Don't get too excited... The sequel was dubbed The Dinosaurs Write An Apology Letter To The Citizens Of Detroit

@Oldguitar57

6 жыл бұрын

Windsor=MIllion Dollar Saloon!

@KRhetor

6 жыл бұрын

Long gone, alas.

@KRhetor

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, if dinosaurs overran Detroit and demolished everything, its citizens would write them a thank-you note.

@Oldguitar57

6 жыл бұрын

That is terrible.

im not gonna lie, if i saw the Spider-Bat-Rat when i was little, it probably would give me nightmares to this day

7:30-9:12 STOP THE REDDDDD!!! IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING THIS REVIEW THROUGH A FUCKING VIRTUAL BOY!!!!!

Every one of those movie titles at the end....I want them all to exist! I need this! "The Milkman Kills At Night"!

@lipstickzombie4981

6 жыл бұрын

Yep. Usually we get killer ice cream men.

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

Top five favorite fake film titles?

"Why'd'ya lissen ta Tony?! HE'S SIX MONTHS OLD!!!"

"Ten Little Rabbis" is okay, but "Frankenstein Beach Party" is a true classic!

@ThatJohnKillion1970

6 жыл бұрын

Frankenstein can really bust-a-move!

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

Best reply ever!

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite comment to the fake movies thus far.

@Neville60001

5 жыл бұрын

I have another one for you; 'Godzilla's Boring Trip To Toronto'.

In high school I found a book with the same name and read it. It was about going to Mars but it was the plant monster that was the intelligent life forms: all martians were different types of plants and that particular one was the enemy and it did try to eat one of the humans as it was from a carnivorous species but the human was rescued at the last minute. Then some disaster struck and they had to leave. They did try to bring one of the friendly plants back with them but it died due to the G forces of the lift off. It seemed to be a children's book as no humans died in it.

Brandon: Please review "The Stuff".

Europe AND Foghat?! 10/10. I LOL'd at most of this review -- good stuff, Maynard!

You were merely amusing but when "Slow Ride" blasted out of the reel to reel, I lost it! Best part!

@deboralee1623

Жыл бұрын

i just got to that part. 😆

If it was a Rat "Bat" Spider...shouldn't it have been Blind already?

The exterior Mars scenes were shot with a Virtual Boy.

The background sets were done in ‘Etch-A-Sketch-O-Rama-Vision’: plain old pencil drawings on newsprint.

16:09 - I wonder who did that deep manly Martian voice? I bet the man is a gorgeous genius beyond compare. ;)

@Enshohma

6 жыл бұрын

You know how to really butter up a man, don't you?

@deniswilson8152

5 жыл бұрын

@Reflect Justus dont you mean james earl jones?

@Neville60001

5 жыл бұрын

He was still doing theater when this movie was made.

@RSEFX

5 жыл бұрын

The tv announcer seen earlier in the film did the voice-over for the Martian. The "deep" voice is merely his voice slowed down in the re-recording process. If anyone cares.

@TellHerNo1965

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all may not see this, but that guy was Don Lamond, who was son-in-law to Larry Fine and the Rat-Bat-Spider was created by one Norman Maurer, son-in-law to Moe Howard--two degrees of the six degrees of Stoogeration!

Brandon, this movie was made in the early '60's, _not_ the '50's. And the reason TV was still black and white then was because color sets were still a novelty then ( with only one or two shows in color, like _The Adventures of Superman_ and _Science Fiction Theater_ [each show was in color for one season.]) Other than that, great video.

“Looks like they filmed through a can of strawberry Smuckers?” More like Brandon watched it through a Virtual Boy.

I LOVE your channel. Keep it up!

I would love to see someone try to make a mock-up of that pinball machine from the intro.

1) I usually think Brandon oversells the whole male chauvinism thing in old movies, but even I cringed when the highly-educated Biologist/Astronaut gets off the rocket and the guys in the contol room shout, "Look, it's the girl!" instead of calling her Iris or Dr. Whatshername. Hey, old movie characters! You want feminism? Cause that's how we get feminism! Gee thanks fellas! 2) Aaaaah! Virtual...Boy...headache......incoming!

Norman Maurer was Moe Howard's son-in-law, and basically made sure the 3 stooges became famous in the 60s

I have a nickname for the rat bat spider “the Crapider”

Just imagine what happens when they see Nosferatu filmed 30 years prior and find out you can tint your negatives in different colors for every scene! And ones that don't burn your eyes to boot! What an innovation that will be! Also, I call it Virtual-Boy-O-Vision.

The rat-bat-spider's roar is the same roar that was used for the American version of Varan The Unbelievable.

lol, nearly choked on my coffee at that final countdown gag.

When I saw this on TV many years ago, the TV was a black and white one. So I didn't see it in colour and didn't know it was in colour until I saw this video.

For fans of obscure Uk pop-trivia: the rat-bat-spider was repurposed as “The Thing” in the classic Top-Trumps Horror vol. I (Dracula) deck.

Be fair, they needed Irish. Who else was gonna bake cookies and make sammiches!?

YOUR VIDEOS ARE VERY HAPPY TO WATCH

i can see it now, " we'll make the monster a rat! no,wait, a bat! no wait, a spider! and we'll make everything RED! "

I like the way you keep the snark lite and use more wit.

🎶Beware of the Blob! It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor...🎶

Remember renting it in the 90s. Had a weird vhs cover. It had a picture of the planet Mars and below it a distorted picture of a city skyline

The name of this movie for the 50's The Angry soviet red communist planet

Ego is the Angry Red Planet Only TRUE Marvel fans will get the joke

@olddog476

6 жыл бұрын

I thought Ego was purple in the comics.

@wstine79

6 жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter. Galactus will devour it.

@deniswilson8152

5 жыл бұрын

Just ask jack king kirby

@gochem3013

5 жыл бұрын

GojiraFan_09 Virtual Boy Anyone?

Night of the lepus

Female Guy’s struggle with the tentacle plant reminds me of Bela Lugosi’s death in Bride of the Monster. Surprised 😲 not to find any hentai references in the review.

Wow I'm so glad that you made that Misfits reference!!!

Pausing at 5:03 the comic book cover looks like it was inspiration for the "Galaxy of Terror" vhs cover.

Yes! Got both Final Countdown and Slow Ride jokes in!

simply Virtual Boy's first attempt in portable movie watching experience, 3 decades before Nintendo was established

Did anyone notice that the ship's computer was provided by the Burroughs Company. Burroughs B205 hardware has appeared as props in many Hollywood television and film productions from the late 1950s. For example, a B205 console was often shown in the television series Batman as the Bat Computer; also as the computer in Lost in Space. B205 tape drives were often seen in series such as The Time Tunnel and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.[15] Craig Ferguson, American talk show host, comedian and actor was a Burroughs apprentice in Cumbernauld, Scotland.

Classic! Thanks Brandon!

When they were on Mars it was filmed in black-and-white they just painted the negative red

Poor Iris, by the time they landed on Mars, she must have been exhausted, and fed up with men!

Such a well done movie. It sure scared me as a little kid. Golden Age Sci-Fi at its best!