Student Bodies: Home to the original 'Kill Count'!

@kyrauniversal

2 жыл бұрын

I remember you had to reupload it before, or a similar movie. Whoever's forcing you to, if that be the case, Lemme' at 'em.

@stanleyteriaca2184

2 жыл бұрын

Blame Paramount and not quite understanding of the Fair Use exception to copyright laws.

@DarkLorddReviews

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus, a double re-upload. This copyright claims are a pain.

@a.m.pietroschek1972

2 жыл бұрын

Only along the punchline `when #BrandonTenold is the one spicing it up with his style of moderation!´.

@thejudgmentalcat

2 жыл бұрын

Don't tell JAJ that 🤣

I watched this 20 years ago one night with my future brother-in-law. We laughed so loud we woke up everyone. I had forgotten all about this movie! Thank you! 😁

@Richard-ow3cj

7 ай бұрын

My dad and I watched it on a pay by the month cable movie channel. Sometimes Malvert P. Redd. Which is my pseudonym.

This dude ranks #1 for me when it comes to snarky movie reviews! 100 thumbs up

@deethegamer8699

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@Bubba524dtm

2 жыл бұрын

Yess love the sass. Haha. You rock Brandon

@jeremyfrost2636

Жыл бұрын

100 SEVERED thumbs up.

When the film ran on television, I was so disappointed that they simply left out the man-behind-the-desk scene. They obviously should have had him say, "the producers of this film have asked me to say, [BLEEP]", with a bar reading "EDITED FOR TELEVISION" flashing across his mouth.

Still waiting for "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenhooker"

5:20 The funniest joke in the whole movie was at the beginning of this scene and involved these cheerleaders. They were performing a chant at the funeral which went something like: "Gimme a boo! Gimme a hoo" Gimme a boo,hoo,hoo!"

@delete---7593

2 жыл бұрын

I know right!. 😂.

@GokuInfintysaiyan

Жыл бұрын

Sorry but my favorite joke of this entire movie is: "hmm chicken... hmmmm broken" when the dad returns home to find the chicken on the ground 4:54

Gotta love how copyright holders strike down reviews which are under fair use yet leave entire full episodes of shows like Spongebob up and do nothing about it. Nice standards there Viacom.

@mightyfilm

2 жыл бұрын

Viacom? Heh. I could have sworn it was Toho copyright claiming a movie they don't own out of pure spite.

@Duncaster

2 жыл бұрын

@@mightyfilm Eh, both are rabid when it comes to copyright takedowns of YT videos. I've been on YT for years, Viacom was a fucking monster back in the day. If you uploaded a KZread Poop of Spongebob, your channel was as good as dead.

@mightyfilm

2 жыл бұрын

@@Duncaster Oh, I know ALL about Viacom's takedowns and shady copyright traps. They went so far as to take down anything that so much as had a network screenbug, and they were the scourge of Sesame Street clip preservation back in the early days of KZread. Still, with this channel, if Brandon so much as drank a glass of water, Toho would copyright claim it because water was in the Godzilla movies.

@TonyRaccaroniLIVE

2 жыл бұрын

more like viacunt

@Nestalgba92023

2 жыл бұрын

@@mightyfilm And I thought Viacom used to be a high tech company, and now they're just a big tech (copyright mob) corporation.

Most people remembe the heavy breathers on the phone from the 1980s.

Don’t be so formal. Call me, Daddy. Creepy level 9,000 unlocked! You know, I saw this movie in the theatre. Favourite line that I still use when climbing double sets of stairs at work: “All these stairs. There’s so many of them.” I feel like an axe murdered.

"Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza" - Michelangelo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Saturday the 14th, Pandemonium, Wacko and Class Reunion are all just... un-bearable, *but Student Bodies is the only horror parody I love!*

@MegaIkedog

8 ай бұрын

I feel the exact opposite. Saturday the 14th and Student Bodies were unbearable for me.

Fun Fact: I interviewed Joe Flood for my film guide. It was great!

Fun Fact: Toby is the girl in J. Geils Band's "Centerfold" video that everyone thought was Martha Quinn.

@dali141965

Жыл бұрын

Oh wow! She was a much better actress in the Centerfold video.

@chrislondo2683

Жыл бұрын

@@dali141965, it would’ve been interesting if there was a sleep over dance number sequence with the song playing. And that’s what the movie would’ve been more remembered for.

The Body Count, the meta cliches, the killer’s monologues, “my rubber chicken” and “Who was that? It was Chicken lips..” This movie was was f***in hilarious. Loved this movie as a kid. Thanks USA Up All Night!!

My brother and I have been fans of this movie for years. Thanks for pointing out all the meta-bits.

"Don't be so formal, call me 'Daddy.'" lol!

I loled at the principal chasing after her in the trash can

This movie taught me the value of the R-rating, and what it takes to get one.

@zmbdog

2 жыл бұрын

I think the MPAA conceded and let them have the rating they were after because technically even that scene doesn't qualify for an 'R'.

That janitor guy is the scariest thing in this movie.

I first saw this movie several years ago and loved it. It still makes me laugh to this day.

That thumbnail and movie cover get me every time.

Can we get this man 1 million subs already, way overdue

3:42 - That has got to be the scariest fake out scare in this video

I didn't know Toho owned this movie

@thatonea-hole

2 жыл бұрын

No, it's Viacom. They're even more notorious for copyright striking

@Giran_0

2 жыл бұрын

@Jojoforpres thank you

@Giran_0

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatonea-hole Viacom is worse i just didn't feel like mentioning them, but i guess it's to late

@Nestalgba92023

Жыл бұрын

2:44 maybe that's why?

An early 1980s spoofing the slasher horror craze that would gained so much traction in the 1980s.

@thomasmurphy6501

2 жыл бұрын

There was a time (memory fuzzy) but close to this time when it seemed to me, EVERY movie was a parody. I liked horror shows and got so exasperated one time saying "Eventually you have to have an actual horror movie instead of another parody". In reality, I grew up in Western ND and was likely censored with theater owners not showing real horror shows. So, there seemed to be a horror spoof time.

Gotta hate copyright strikes. Nice to see that your channel is still up though

@DarkLorddReviews

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Talisguy

2 жыл бұрын

Of all the videos to call copyright on...Student Bodies? Why?

@SlapstickGenius23

2 жыл бұрын

CBS?

@DarkLorddReviews

2 жыл бұрын

@@Talisguy At least it's not Toho.

@TayTayMakesBeats

2 жыл бұрын

Only found this channel a week or so ago, between all the copyright strikes and KZread's prudish nature I'm surprised that it's doing as well as it is. Brandon's far from the edgiest creator but I'm glad he doesn't feel the need to self-censor. Of course the black boxes will always be necessary but it's a bit disappointing how much other channels in this sphere neuter their language and gore. KZread (and the copyright holders) gotta chill out.

Malvert was a comedy actor named The Stick bc of his unusually thin physique

I love how any chance he gets to take a jab at Queen Kong he takes it

The hands bursting out from the grave jump scare actually worked on me just now; despite me seeing the review last time it was uploaded. 😲😂

@maechael-ns1xe

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@archnof0

2 жыл бұрын

I assume that was making fun of the ending of "carrie"

@KairoStark

2 жыл бұрын

yep I am not happy with that

Man, I'm sorry you've had to reupload lately, but these are really good videos, so I'm happy to watch again anyway.

@Eternally_Sardonic

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Worth rewatching. 👍

As long as there are enough good jokes and you laugh. This one had enough good jokes and I laughed. Plus Toby was very cute.

Would love to see Brandon review Saturday the 14th. “Wow, look at all these owls”

I'm a sucker for visual gags that might take a a second watch to catch and the layered clothes with increasingly aggressive NO buttons at each layer on Toby is hilarious.

@jakekgfn

2 жыл бұрын

Yea me too, it took me a couple times to notice the buttons

Round three upload lmao

I saw this in the theater and enjoyed it. Like you said horror spoofs weren’t a thing then so the self-awareness wasn’t yet done to death. It started with the “This movie is based on a true story ...” statement which was a clever bit. I, too remembered Stacie’s breasts and the fact that she told people they were a disguise. When she squeezed them they made a squeaky balloon sound. I never understood the janitor’s arms and I don’t want to!

@wkj-dk8wv

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, the janitor freaked me out. Still does when I see him. Those arms and legs......

Loved this movie when I was a kid !!! Melvin had me rollin in it🤣🤣

He doesn't mention the very last scene is a parody of Carrie. I'm surprised

@tuckerbowen4626

6 ай бұрын

I think the "i would've gone with a Shining parody" line was him acknowledging it without outright saying it

I loved this movie as a kid, The Breather was & still highly underrated slasher killer 😂😂😂

"I should kill the guy with the gum" made me laugh.

damn you brandon.. i thought this seemed familiar.. a reupload. you got my hopes up. youre lucky i dont mind rewatching your videos from time to time.

This is a classic example of how to make that's all over the map but is funny af. My favorite line of dialogue is ,"Hold still while I kill you!"

Ironic that Paramount flags the most iconic part of the film., in a mostly forgotten slasher. It’s been sampled a lot.

I won't lie, the final scene in the movie made me jump-

5:20 I don’t know why but that makes me laugh so hard

Thank you for producing content Sir!

Let’s try this again.

Man with so many product placements of Dr. Pepper through out the movie, the soda should have gotten a screen credit,

Hysterical was another 80s comedy horror movie.

Malvert The Janitor AKA The Stick steals every scene he is in

When people talk about Horror/Comedy/Spoofs the one that always gets overlooked is Hysterical (1983) , It's pretty funny stuff.

The ending is similar to the original CARRI horror movie🤣🤣

Brandon should review Transylvania Twist

We just watched Black Christmas for our weekly monster/horror film--the ending left the group divided!

11:15 Good one! And I agree. Sometimes YT just suggests their videos to me at random.

@badlarry7801

2 жыл бұрын

Was that the girl from Daigon?

Student Bodies is one of those movies that nobody knows when I bring it up out in the wild, while as a kid in the 80s I must have seen this movie dozens of times. Instead of saying good-bye at the phone I still say, "click" to this day.

1:12 It also sounds like a porno. 2:42 That's some next level 4th-Wall breaking. 5:19 If there's a kink to shame someone for, that would be it. 6:04 ALL the '80's girls, in '81? This movie was way ahead of its time!

Love these!

I shit you not Brandon. An ad came up right after the guy at the parade said “Come on baby. The floor may be hard but I’m soft.” and it said “Nobody likes floppy things.” while a guy was flopping a gun belt back and forth. The timing was perfect. In case of doubt the company is We The People and they were selling tactical gear or something. That made me laugh as much as the movie joke. Happy little accident. Something similar happened when I was a kid. Back when they spun records the radio was playing the song In a Big Country (I’m old) and the record starting skipping and for at least 45 seconds my radio played “In a big cunt” about 40 times. It straightened out before I could get a blank tape in to record it. Bygone days.

Have you seen the movie "SQUIRM" After going through some of your older uploads when I watched the "SLUGS" one it reminded me of this movie...Great content and love your movie selections 👍

Sees Brandon has uploaded. *Happiness noises* Sees it's a re-upload. *Sadness noises*

Horsehead bookends. Horsehead bookends. This was one of my favorite movies along with The Groove Tube and Kentucky Fried Movie.

I saw this as a young kid on USA Up All Night.....i think i was 8 and was actually scared a bit by it lol

12:57 - The janitor's legs are still hilarious.

Best line of the movie: Shop teacher: "Come on, you don't wanna kill me. I'll teach you how to make a horse head bookend. Do you read?" Breather: "Only smut."

Didn't know this got pulled.

Another re-upload? Who would have thought someone cared about Student Bodies enough to do two copyrights strikes on this video.

@jairoukagiri2488

2 жыл бұрын

Took their sweet time too. But not everyone has their finger on the YT pulse like ToHo

@HydraSpectre1138

2 жыл бұрын

Paramount made the movie, and Paramount is owned by Viacom. Paramount/CBS/Nickelodeon/MTV/Viacom is known for being copyright strike-happy especially when it comes to SpongeBob.

@zmbdog

2 жыл бұрын

Why not? It's a studio film. You want surprising? I had a channel that was taken down by the owners of "The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on My Aunt Gertrude". A film so obscure it had no Google hits before I uploaded it. Years ago, people on forums would accuse me of making it up when I was hunting for a copy!

@jairoukagiri2488

2 жыл бұрын

@@zmbdog Lol wow man. Web-cred to you there then.

"I'm going to kill the kid with the gum!" Silly for sure. Saw this a long time ago, early 90s I think in college. Not great but fun.

"What is this....LOTR movie?" 😆

Damn executives at Viacom!!

@SlapstickGenius23

2 жыл бұрын

To make it more understandable, I think it’s because Spongebob is their main long term brand now.

Wow. I loved this movie. A slasher who wears golashes all the time. I love it! "I said, keys!"

Re-like ... We holding you down in SoCal. Live. Live. Be. Believe.

Michael Ritchie was horribly inconsistent, but god, did he direct some absolute gems. I love SMILE and his 1993 HBO film on the Texas Cheerleader attempted murder plot with Holly Hunter and Beau Bridges

@In.Darkness

2 жыл бұрын

"Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza" - Michelangelo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"What is the a Lord of the Rings movie? END already!" Well said.

*THIRD TIMES THE CHARM!!!*

Brandon could you review "Exterminator City" a sci-fi film in which a robot turns serial killer, and is pursued by a tough-guy detective robot? The movie's cast includes the legendary B-movie actress Julie Strain.

When the killer talks Me heard him: Luigi?

It’s so dumb how Godzilla vs mothers keeps getting taken down like what is it the 3rd/4th time now?

@SlapstickGenius23

2 жыл бұрын

It’s understandable that Toho is trying to protect its cash cow moneymakers.

I used to have this movie on VHS in the 80's. Every Friday or Saturday night I would have friends over and we would watch weird movies, usually over and over again. This was a regular movie we'd watch. I think it's a Classic. BTW, Clutch is a great band.

2:58: The dog says, "Meow!" The pig says, "Quack!" The cow says, "Squeak!" The elephant says, "(fart noise)" The gorilla says, "(vomiting noise)" 3:28: EEEEEEWWWW!!!!! 4:25: Apparently, the Breather is a big fan of ASMR 5:01: The first kill count ever made 5:35: Knock, knock! Who's there? Charlie! Charlie who? Charlie Horse! 5:57: That, or someone trying to cosplay as Blade 6:09: The horse head bookend legion 6:43: The Breather is a pervert 7:41: Big Bird looks like a woodpecker 8:14: This movie predicted the usage of the eggplant emoji for....inappropriate reasons 9:59: That....sounds wrong 10:45: His date is a blow-up doll? 11:00: What kind of football game is this? 11:31: It could be worse....What if it's crack? 12:09: Eh, just use random nursery rhymes from KZread Kids to substitute that. Kids will love it anyways. Why not have the characters sing, "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa" or "Finger Family" in thick Indian accents? 12:20: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION 14:08: The Breather killed her with an old school action cartoon? 14:55: And he probably watches hentai! 15:57: Death by marbles? Take note, Wet Bandits!

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

2 жыл бұрын

And speaking of Queen Kong, still waiting for Brandon to review Konga, Konga TNT, The Mighty Gorga, and Ape vs. Monster.

@jeremyfrost2636

Жыл бұрын

The chicken says (sultry moaning noise)

OK I was 12 when I saw this on HBO and yes we laught our faces off. A few years later abunch of us watched it again stoned and it was even more hilarious. Now watching it yes its still funny

Re-upload #3? I think?

Maybe the killer played Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Atari 😂

That flick was great

I low key wanna see this movie tho 😂

OK, I understand Toho trying to protect their money making IP. Overly aggressive and touchy maybe, but understandable. Who in the sweet and salty hell at Paramount is worried about protecting the delicate legacy of this steaming pile of "technically a movie?"

@SlapstickGenius23

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the fact that Viacom’s also protecting SpongeBob is somewhat understandable, as the character is the company’s main brand.

Again check out Silence Of The Hams with Billy Zane and Dom De Louise. It's not exactly brilliant but it has good moments and John Austin is in it.

@jairoukagiri2488

2 жыл бұрын

That one and Mafia were some of my earliest spoof flicks along with Leonard and Naked Gun

this is my second horror parody next to shriek if you know what I did last Friday the 13th, which I see shriek as a more modern version of this film, both are very stuble with their humor and didn't rely too much on shock humor

Like Lazarus it has returned

I saw this movie when I was 10 years old and had always been kinda curious about watching it again. Thanks for saving me the trouble. 👍

I think your idea that this influenced scream has merit

@SlapstickGenius23

2 жыл бұрын

So are the many STI epidemics, plus the serial human perverts and (more unusually) koalas who carry them around.

@Johncornwell103

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin Williamson seems like he just copied and pasted

These is even better the second time.

I’ve seen I Wonder Who’s Killing Her Now. It’s terrible. I love it!

I definitely remember seeing this movie as one of those waking up at 3am HBO any movie, now I gotta buy this now that I know the name lol

I love this movie, just excellence

Wow, three minutes after posting, already fifty likes! Impressive!

@thatonea-hole

2 жыл бұрын

*MOST IMPRESSIVE*

Hey. I know that band. Shogun named marcus is my top fav followed by firebirds, ghoul wrangler, and psychic warfare.

This movie was soooo cool back in the day. Still is

Good descripción buddy. Very funny

A horror parody before Scary Movie? That’s just… Bizarre.

That Clutch shirt though... man has taste.