Boyfriend Takes You Out To Eat But His Opps Slide On Him [Boyfriend ASMR]
Summary: Your loving boyfriend decides to take you out to an outdoor restaurant for your anniversary. However, out of no where his opps decide to slide on him after they figured out he packed lil dj. Will you still stick by him even after all of this?
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here’s your transcript: [intro: you’re on a peaceful date 😊 | [0:00 - 0:30] “Oh, here’s our seats. [random chuckle] Let me get your chair for you. So, how do you like it so far? Yeah…I don’t really do outside restaurants…but I wanted to do something new with you. And this restaurant seems to have amazing reviews, so…I thought I’d give it a chance. It’s a beautiful spot. For a beautiful person. [giggle] Don’t look at me like that. You know you only deserve the best.” [POV: The opps pull up 😯 | [0:30 - 1:20 ] [car zooming noises] “Hey…that car looks familiar… *gasp* OH SHIT! IT’S THE OPPS! GET DOWN BABE! [gunshots] (this one’s for DJ!) FUUUUUUUUUCK! I KNEW I SHOULD’VE WORE MY SHEISTY, WHAT DA FAQQ! THEY GOT SWITCHES! OH SHIIIIIT! FUCK! MOVE, MOVE, MO-MO-MO-MOVE, LET ME GET MY SWITCH! [gunshots] AHHHHHGGGGGHH! I’M NOT DYING LIKE THIS, YOU BITCH! [reloading gun] WHERE’S MY PHONE?! WHERE’S MY PHONE?! I GOTTA CALL BACKUP! RODNEY??! RODNEY, ARE YOU THERE?!! THEY’RE SPITING ON US! YES! IT’S A SOUTHSIDE KILLER! THEY PROBABLY FOUND OUT WE PACKED LITTLE DJ AND NOW THEY’RE SLIDING ON US! GET HERE FAAAST! HERE, TAKE THIS GUN, YOU TAKE THE LEFT, I TAKE THE RIGHT! [gunshot noises] AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHGGHHHHH! [car zooming noises] WAIT! BACKUP’S HERE! GO! GET DOWN! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GOOOO! [gunshot] I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE! AAAAAAAH! YOU AIN’T WOO! YOU AIN’T WOO! GO, GO! THEY WENT LEFT IN ME! GOOOOO! [car zoom] [POV: Opps left, cooldown time 😊 | [1:20 - 1:37] “OH, oh shit. Oh ma gah. [ambulance, catching breath noises, followed by a groan] Oh my god. Okay, [sigh] what’re you thinking for drinks? [sigh]” [The End! What a lovely date! 😃💞]
@therealspeachy
Ай бұрын
Fun fact: switches refers to their guns having full auto switches
@Zoro_D._Minority_Hunter
Ай бұрын
@@therealspeachy nah really 🤯
@222B3NN7
Ай бұрын
@@Zoro_D._Minority_Hunter😂
@curio8093
Ай бұрын
@@Zoro_D._Minority_Hunternot all people know this.
@FairlyAverageYT
Ай бұрын
no shit@@therealspeachy
“ I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY” 💀💀💀
@Craios-mr1fp
2 ай бұрын
LMAOOAA
@kittaygal42
Ай бұрын
what is a sheisty?
@V1V14N.Br4tz
Ай бұрын
@@kittaygal42 Issa mask for when you wear it outside
@cthulhufhtagn7520
Ай бұрын
Ski mask@@kittaygal42
@ImJugg
Ай бұрын
@@kittaygal42its a normal ski mask, they give it the name "shiesty" because Memphis rapper "Pooh Shiesty" wears it alot
“Hey that car looks familiar- OH SHIT ITS THE OPPS GET DOWN BABE AHHHHHHH” 👹👹
@Olxf0rd-
Ай бұрын
“KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY FUCKKKKKKKK“
@kamio932
Ай бұрын
THEY'RE SLIDING ON USSSSSSSSSSSSS
@nellustylejeb7210
Ай бұрын
😐
@idgaf2386
11 күн бұрын
you’re so funny and quirky emily
@noideawhattonamethis1526
8 күн бұрын
@@idgaf2386ur literally unironically watching this shit you have no opinion on anything whatsoever get a fuckin job
getting caught by the opps during a date is crazy 😭
@Jsaanlewis2222
2 ай бұрын
Pnb rock type ish
@WaltWill3
2 ай бұрын
@@Jsaanlewis2222bruh💀
@TearsOfThem
Ай бұрын
@@Jsaanlewis2222ACTUALLY INSANE BRO
@waydawoosh
Ай бұрын
@@Jsaanlewis2222your fucked up 😭💀
@keeelzz
Ай бұрын
@@Jsaanlewis2222thas fucked up bro 😭😭
"HERE TAKE THIS GUN, YOU TAKE THE LEFT I TOOK THE RIGHT" bro drag his gf to this chaos😂😂
@thecircusunderground
2 ай бұрын
You live together, you die together 😂
@potatoboii947
Ай бұрын
And she started blasting 💀
@Moth_q
Ай бұрын
@@potatoboii947 And repeat 😭
@lemmegitamuhfuccinuhhhh
Ай бұрын
@@thecircusundergroundBad Boys 4 Life
@ProAZZeater
Ай бұрын
She a keeper
i hate when this happens
@zzidan125
2 ай бұрын
Fr
@alyssahluvsu
2 ай бұрын
Real
@henrykrebs6367
Ай бұрын
Fr Fr
@6Angello1
Ай бұрын
I keep telling them to stop too , theyre def doing it out of jelousy 😠
@hazybliss4069
Ай бұрын
PNB Rock
"IM NOT DYING LIKE THIS U BTCH" LMFAO THIS IS SO CHAOTIC I LOVE IT 😭😭
@iwillnot._2807
2 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@X1ZR
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣
Bro did not last a second on O-block
@JamesDoesTalks
2 ай бұрын
Not even a minute 😭
@Moth_q
2 ай бұрын
@@JamesDoesTalksI couldn't either but not the way u think 😏🤭
@chaser8gaming536
2 ай бұрын
@@Moth_qThat's wild
@Moth_q
2 ай бұрын
@@chaser8gaming536 I'm wilder
@G0Ttrees
2 ай бұрын
no ur just another piece of meat getting ran through
“I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORE MY SHEISTY”😭😭
I SAW THIS SHIT IN TIKTOK BRO I KEEP LAUGHING
@Misoo._sup
2 ай бұрын
STOPP REAL ASF
@jellythejellyfish7035
2 ай бұрын
Just came from the video😭😭😭
@heaxnsdoorremovehisabiltytocum
2 ай бұрын
RIGHT BRO😭
@Whoknows-xo3ds
2 ай бұрын
Fr I did too
@aiiuqz
2 ай бұрын
REALL??
The Opps did not want bro to eat peacefully 😭
@rprtz
2 ай бұрын
💀
@electronicmusicluvrr
2 ай бұрын
💀
@thezackast2752
Ай бұрын
💀
@justsomebody9867
Ай бұрын
💀
@refluxology4335
Ай бұрын
💀
Gotta respect that the GF in the scenario immediately cocked the gun she was given and got straight to shooting when instructed.
@gabrielluna3954
Ай бұрын
Hood girls be like.
@bigjerome-wz4uo
Ай бұрын
Man she stood on business no panic 😂
@ilikemitchhedberg
Ай бұрын
She a ride or die f'sho
@kendallwalls9167
Ай бұрын
I'm saying right
@caccalot3637
Ай бұрын
@@gabrielluna3954nah they be snitching and playin both sides😂
“THEY GOT SWITCHESSSSSS”
"YOU AINT WOO, YOU AINT WOO"
@ScarlettNebula498
Ай бұрын
get those big ahh emoji's out of here
@pennenoodles
Ай бұрын
THE EMOJIS LMAOO
@v4mpiredlust
Ай бұрын
THE EMOJIIISSS LMFAOOO
@pariisblussoms
Ай бұрын
TF ARE THOSE EMOJIS💀💀
@NPCSpotter
Ай бұрын
Emojis funnier than the comment
average day in Atlanta
@user-qn2ey6gk4m
Ай бұрын
Real (I'm British)
@This_Pleases_The_Nut
Ай бұрын
@@user-qn2ey6gk4mWon any sword fights?
@pastelicious5422
Ай бұрын
Real (I'm also British)
@obaidxl8950
Ай бұрын
Real (I'm German)
@user-cf7hb6xh4n
Ай бұрын
Real (im canadian)
IM SOBBING ON THE FLOOR WITH PERIOD CRAMPS BYE 😭
@jackhoff8479
2 ай бұрын
Why
@Metalgearsxxgurl
2 ай бұрын
WHAT
@tapiwanashemanyika1284
2 ай бұрын
Fuckkkk😅
@rprtz
2 ай бұрын
get tf up lil nga
@DrippyDripster_
Ай бұрын
BRO WHAT THE FU*K?, WE DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
“YOU AIN’T WOO” “ I KNEW I SHOULD’VE WORN MY SHEISTY”
"WHERE'S MY PHONE I GOTTA CALL BACKUP! RODNEY, RODNEY ARE YOU THERE!?"
@cheyy420
27 күн бұрын
yo i thought he was yelling out "MOMMY"💀💀💀
@princeschannel3902
16 күн бұрын
@@cheyy420same 😭
“You ain’t woo” LMFAO
" I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORE MY SHIESTY" ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@m_v11
Ай бұрын
someone please explain to me what this means 😭
@izzyjp_
Ай бұрын
@@m_v11it’s a ski mask that people wear if they’re hood or smth😭
@spp6849
Ай бұрын
@@m_v11 a mask to hide their face from the ops
“YOU AIN WOO” fuckin killed me💀
the first 30 seconds were like “awww what a loving moment” and then it turns into “HOLY SHIT MY DATE IS GETTING MURDERED AND DRAGGING ME DOWN WITG HIM” and then it’s like “let’s get drinks”
@jarscripts3837
2 ай бұрын
We watched the video bro
@satouhikou1103
Ай бұрын
Ayo, you know he bout that life.
@lockedz1
Ай бұрын
@@jarscripts3837 do you know how to laugh
@tealing_
23 күн бұрын
the switchup had me giggling my ass off
@scene.g0re
23 күн бұрын
we saw the video blud
i’m dying this shit cannot be topped, not one of these will be funnier 😭
@JamesDoesTalks
2 ай бұрын
THANK U
I really want this as a plot for an anime now. A girl dates a boy thinking she has got herself a pretty and loving prince charming, but then he turns out to be a hardcore gangsta. Wacky instances occur such as this while the boyfriend tries to remain suave and cool just to revert to his gangsta anti opps training.
@ChaosGShadowX
10 күн бұрын
We'll use that as the title, give it three,-10 episode seasons at 23 minutes a pop!
@Prodigi50
8 күн бұрын
There has to be some kinda shoujo parody with this as a premise.
Nah bro got opps now💀💀
Bro was going through it
LMFAOOAOA ”BAE GET DOWN”
Bro this shit better go viral 😭
POV: Light writes L’s name in the Death Note.
@dollythepuppet5211
Ай бұрын
NAWWW
Should’ve brought the rpg with a switch
@Muna_uni
2 ай бұрын
Learned for next time if there is one 😭
@septicbooger
Ай бұрын
@T_Krueger are you even a real human cuz theres no way 😭😭
"YOU AIN'T WOO" got me rolling
IM SO FUCKING DONE I CANNOT “I knew I should’ve worn my shiesty” IM DEAD
"oh fuck, they have switches" is crazy 🤣
"U AIN'T WOO" bruh I'm crying this is so good 😭😭😭
@BoomieV
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
Damm, this is hella romantic😍
@oks3717
Ай бұрын
FRR 😍😍
this is actually the funniest shit ive seen all year😭😭😭😭😭
“this one’s for DJ!” “THEY PROLLY KNOW WE PACKED LIL DJ” WHAT DID LIL DJ DO😭‼️
“YOU AINT WOO!!” Im fucking dying😭😭
Bro has a beautiful voice 😭😭😭
@Qwwwwwwqww
2 ай бұрын
nah he do fr what
“What are you thinking for drinks?” AT THE END AS IF THERE WASSNT A WHOLE ASS SHOOTOUT
"Hey that car looks familiar- OH SHIT ITS THE OPPS, GET DOWN, BABE" NAURRRRRRR 😭😭
@btsismylife2
23 күн бұрын
Shut up noob
THESE ASMRS R GETTING OUT HAND IM ACTUALLY CRYINGGG😭😭
@izzyjp_
Ай бұрын
I seen one where they got into a car crash and died😭😭
"What are you thinking for drinks?😮💨" I CANT
“I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORE MY SHEISTY WHAT THE FUCK” CRYINGGG😭😭
PLZ WE NEED MORE UNHINGED ASMR LIKE THIS
I really hope the animation community finds this
Bruh this shi is so funny bruh 😭😭😭
make a boyfriend asmr soundcloud account i need to sleep to this
“WHERES MY PHONE I GOTTA CALL BACKUP” BACKUP?!!😭😭😭 Dawg knew this was gon happen🙏🏻😭
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. 😭
@esperanzamerino693
2 ай бұрын
BRO AFTER I FINISHED THE VIDEO THE LIKES REALLY SAID "911" LOLL
@btsismylife2
23 күн бұрын
Idc noob
@esperanzamerino693
16 күн бұрын
@@btsismylife2 I didn’t think some bts Stans be this kinda mean🤔
BRO I WAS FALLING ASLEEP TO RELAXING ASMR AND I WAKE UP TO THIS😭
I ain't laugh this hard in forever 🤣 bro turned it into a whole action movie scene holy shit
THE OPPS MAN THEM OPPS
NAW CAUSE THIS SHIT GOT ME CRYING
“What are you thinkin for drinks” IM DONE 💀
“Packed lil dj💀💀💀”
'hey!this car kinda looks familia-OH SHIT IT'S THE OPPS BABE GET DOWN GAAAAHHHH'🗣️💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯type shit
bro these videos are literally the ones brittany broski was watching on her youtube 💀💀
“YOU AINT WOOO “ 😭😭😭💀💀
This is singlehandedly the funniest ASMR video ive ever seen. Why didnt anyone think of this sooner😂
Best sleep of my life after this one 🙏
With switches is crazy😭🙏
0:32 It sounds so soothing when he says that uwu
I CANT BREATHE
this is actually the funniest thing ive ever seen 😭
Instantly fell asleep! Thank you for making this amazing asmr!!!
He should've worn the sheisty💔
wait but your actual voice is actually so nice...
"YOU AINT WOO!!"😂😂😂
"You ain't woo! You ain't woo!!!" Bro😹😹
“This one’s for DJ!” Got me bro 😭
"I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY" LMAOOFOOSOOO IM DYING
IM ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR CRYING 💀💀💀
this is REAL content 10/10
Bruh i didnt even get to edge one bit i already blew. Clean up on isle my pants😂😂😂
@KiahMoore-os1jh
2 ай бұрын
Same here buddy😂😂😂
@weather_master708
Ай бұрын
Tf 💀
@xy8379
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Omg, so relaxing! The gunshots lulled me to sleep 😊😊😊
The opps be lurkin bro always keep your heater on you at all times fam this shit don’t be safe🥷🏿
this was heartwarming.
He stood his ground, maintened composure, and stuck to the original goal. Respect
"I GOT ONE" is fucking crazy 😭
@btsismylife2
23 күн бұрын
Shut up your black
damn at least backup came
my sleep asmr🥰 really helped me relax
I listen to this before bed it makes me feel so loved
“LET ME GET MY SWITCH” 💀💀💀
"I HAVE TO CALL BACKUP" bro is already cooked 😭😭
That car looks familiar" Famous last words
0:30 Driving through Detroit and the goons mistake your car for an opp
Listening to this every night before bed 🔥🔥🗣
This was such a peaceful, lovely ASMR. Really helped me fall asleep/j
I love it when he goes "Oh shit"
It’s funny because right before you hear the shots pop off you can hear the opps screaming “This for Lil Dj.” 😂 They really want they get back.
I fell asleep so peacefully 😊
these types of asmr keep me going😭🫶
i slept so peacefully to this 😌
“You go left I go right ” ahh
this helped me sleep
This is what i needed, the editing beens too hard on me
This is my favourite ASMR in all of existence
Everytime I hear “I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY” I burst out in laughter stop😭‼️
The emotion in the screams is what truly gets me 😭