WEIRD TREX MAN

@theoverlordbear

2 ай бұрын

And I think this is a case of survival of the weirdest, Mousey. XD

@stroodlepup

2 ай бұрын

Hallo, yes our product (this Dino boi) tend to be scuffed

@JurardTRexford

2 ай бұрын

IRON RAT WOMAN

@MoleculeXmolecule

2 ай бұрын

​@@JurardTRexfordPut some respect on the TUNGSTEN RODENT

@jacobr2022

2 ай бұрын

It's okay, he can't hurt you, he's dead now

now we know what *really* happened 65 million years ago

@whistlerdan7718

3 ай бұрын

The meteor was specifically targeting Jurard

@yushioktaviana2146

3 ай бұрын

I died reading this comment 😭😂🙏

@samdee8185

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@rhecloudie

3 ай бұрын

my jaw is hurt when i read this comment😭😭

@andersnelson

2 ай бұрын

I'm currently mewing while reading this, so I don't have permission to laugh. Otherwise, I'd screech with laughter.

My favorite ship dynamic: Dinasoars and meteors

@zuzoozuzoozu

3 ай бұрын

jurard and meteor-chan are so cute tgt

@Vionnea

2 ай бұрын

dinasoar!! soar high my cutie patootie dinasoar

TIMESTAMPS 0:02 He misses you 0:08 Moment of realization 0:14 Screams of agony 0:22 End

@cayaaaa9066

3 ай бұрын

I LOVE HOW THERE’S TIMESTAMPS LMAO

@TeaAmarettiii

3 ай бұрын

vyn the mvp

@transoyster

3 ай бұрын

o7

@intisharnusalan1577

3 ай бұрын

Lmaaaoo this is hilarious

@EmpiKuro

3 ай бұрын

>he misses you well the meteor didn't miss him

Bro's accidental rizz be like: "I fall for you like a meteor crashing down to Earth."

@Sylcore

3 ай бұрын

his love is so strong it wiped out all the other dinosaurs

@justawanderingoldman7699

2 ай бұрын

Nah. He rizzed so hard that a meteor fell for him lol

@bananapointone

27 күн бұрын

​@@justawanderingoldman7699 fell ON him

@haykalakbar8208

7 күн бұрын

it's stellar stellar

"To you, 66 million years from now"

@hida99ash

2 ай бұрын

"From you, 66 million years to now"

@simonesurana

Ай бұрын

eren?

@thesilliest11

Ай бұрын

aot reference, love it

@Nixxenitiiii

28 күн бұрын

thank you so much for writing this down it really helped me see the deeper meaning and the message in this video, i will forever be grateful for this, thank you stranger

He will never get away with the meteor. They're destined

@Kay_Sea251

3 ай бұрын

It's like Truck-kun, except for extinction-level events...

@justawanderingoldman7699

3 ай бұрын

​@@Kay_Sea251"The Whole Earth Get Isekai-ed by a Meteor and Now They are Flooding the Other World's Population" Now this Isekai might bring something new to the genre

@PersephoneInTheSpring

3 ай бұрын

@@justawanderingoldman7699 THIS IS GENIUS, Banchou needs to continue the mini series based on this title xD

@devinose

3 ай бұрын

Jurard x Meteor the canon ship

@noralinvicente2857

5 күн бұрын

Even funnier now😂

Meteor: Bettel sends his regards

@zuzoozuzoozu

3 ай бұрын

“BETTEL SENDS HIS REGARDS” HELPP

My man casually flexing his VA skills. I respect it.

Now we know the name of this meteor: Nana Asteria.

THE MIC PEAKS ARE SENDING ME LMAOOOO

cant believe we got to see the wrestletuber match 2 months in advance

This sums up his Wrestletuber match

It's nice to see many are coming back here after our dino boy got crushed by a meteor in the WrestleTuber 2024 just the other day. This video is just like a prophecy for it lol

I LOVE HOW YOU CAN HEAR HIM JUST EVAPORATING

The spiritual successor to "Hakka takes you on a date but can't stop dropping his metal pipes"

its been written in the stars aha

@theoverlordbear

3 күн бұрын

And now you got me thinking that his Stars JP seniors' song Pentas would be another hilariously great fit for him getting wiped out by a meteor.

That bass boosted "IS THAT A METEOR" always gets me, i love shit like that please make more of these scuffed asmrs pls 🙏

Oh yeah. This is going in the sleep aid playlist.

@Ameute

3 ай бұрын

I fall sleep to this every night.

came back to this realizing this was what happened when nana asteria ended the last remaining dino XD

This Asmr gonna be a canon event in the #wrestletuber2024 when banchou is defeated in the first round

@justawanderingoldman7699

8 күн бұрын

Well well well... It's already his fate, eh? Dinosaur will always lose to meteor...

@3XZDgg

8 күн бұрын

canon event 😭

I can easily imagine how Jurard's body is unraveling from the meteor's force there. And now I'm thinking that he got rebuilt into revival like Kazuya Mishima was in Tekken 4.

Guy scream so loud he turn into a police car

"Oh neat another good ASMR boyfriend me--HOLOSTARS EN?!" lmaooo

[EN] Hey Baby, I miss you so much. My cutie-patootie. My Angel. My sweet summer. God, What the f- is that? Is that a meteor!? F̸͈͌ȕ̸̜u̷̘͒ṷ̷͗u̵͖̇u̸͐ͅu̷̢͊u̶̠̎u̴̫͂u̶̢̇u̷̼͐a̸̻͘ḁ̶̇a̷̖͠á̷̢ä̶̬́a̶̧̔c̷̠̕k̴̪̒k̷̯͠k̷̨̾k̵͍̑!̴͙͆!!!!! ̶͇̔H̵̩̿o̶̬̐o̸̦̿ö̷̺ọ̴͝o̶̥̓o̴̖͛o̵̖͐o̴̼̓a̷̦͋a̸̱̒à̸̯h̵̪͂h̴̟̾ḧ̸̡́h̸̥̉h̵̞̔.̷͎̓ ̷͕̒!!!! B̵͖̃a̴̛̩e̴͓̚b̴̭͝y̴̨̌ỹ̴͈!!! ̴͍̓B̵̜͂ạ̶̈́à̷̹ȁ̵̞a̴̡͝é̵̗ě̶̱b̵̟̈y̵̭̽y̵̥̌ẏ̶͈ý̶̝!!!! ̷̼̅H̵͇̆ọ̷̒o̵͈̾ö̴̡́o̷̳͠a̴̭̓a̶̩͗a̶̗̐a̵͍̋ä̷͓a̶̧̎h̵̻̆h̷̢̋h̷͎͝h̷͇̏ḥ̸̾h̷͉̃h̸̔!!!!

@user-km5rd8sw4v

21 күн бұрын

Such a sad story.

0:08 is my fav part LMFAO "wtf is that"

Man. AND here I thought we'd get something wholesome from Jurard for once. What we got in the end was EVEN BETTER. 🤣🤣🤣✨

Bro turned into a car alarm before the video cuts off 💀

Cutie patootie!! I'm F#$king dying! LOL

I can feel what dinosaur experience now.

Dammmnnnn man’s rizz was so good even a meteor fell for him

The Crunch in the mic😂😂😂

The rizz was so negative that it attracted a meteor

I was imagining that it was only him that was dying and everyone else was fine

Holopro never beating the comedian allegation

Dying from a meteor....what an ICK😂😂😂

Finally. Finally the meteors got the coordinates correct

The scream suddenly become siren towards the end lmao

When he says you're cute but cheats immediately with a meteor

Bro's so attractive that he attracted a meteor

I'm still cryin from his screams LMFAOO This is what happened in the Mesozoic era

This always helps me sleep and relax, thank you 💖

I love how it starts with talking close to the ear and end up talking through a walkie-talkie

Mission Accomplished. =====Battle Report===== Dinosaur - 0 Meteor - 1

so that's the prologue of Jurard T Rexford before he got excavated and revived to be here now

I like how the audio quality goes from crisp and clear to Nyan Neko Sugar Girls in less than a second

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT: Him: "my sweet someon-" ☺ *"God what the fuck is that??"* 🤨

Bro got Stellar Stellar'd

Iconic tbh

Yugioh players after the 5th summon

This gave me a hearty belly laugh I hadn't had in literal years. Thanks Jurard.

WHY IS MY RECOMMENDED ALL ASMR BOYFRIEND [random cute moment heree] BUT DIES FROM [random method of death]?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK?!

'Your Name' was a bit different from what I remembered.

I just started laughing, this is funny as hell. I’m going crazy.

the effects are so on point LMFAOOOO

I'd be like "damn, that's crazy you good bruh?"

omg secret lore?!?! sasuga, banchou! this is amazing

Play this at 0.25x speed for an experience.

So this is what they mean by girlfriend experience...

i nearly choked on my drink, help

THE MIC AT THE END I CANTTT 😂😂

Seems like this meteor could actually aim

omg my sides LMAOOOO thanks for a nice dinosaur history lesson

his scream when the meteor hits actually perfect to make some horror scream jumpscare

I FOUND THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED AND I'M GLAD I CLICKED ON IT

I went from smiling in humor to a full-blown laughter.

I've been watching so many of these boyfriend parody asmr videos recently and it's only fitting that my oshi that fits the theme perfectly does one too 😂😂😂

Best ASMR ever, RIP Banchou 🙏🙏🙏

I don't even know anymore

Oh, I uh, I guess I don't have a boyfriend anymore. Damn

This style of boyfriend asmr is my favorite thing to come out of the genre.

I'm honestly loving how this is becoming a trend😂

we need prequel of this

Congrats on 100k lol (also gods this was louder when played on my desktop XD)

I'm going to tell my kids this is how pangea got seperated

And that concludes my essay on why ARMI is the best Vtuber group ever.

you were made for this. that was an aural, orchestral, theatrical masterpiece. truly amazing voice acting from the longing romantic notion at the start, the dread upon realising what was happening inevitably around you, the guttural fear in those screams that towards the end made you sound like the actual meteor itself. phenomenal voice acting, as always. very immersive asmr experience. i will listen to this on loop for the next 7 days to help with my insomnia. thank you banchou for always thinking of us im sorry you had to die to make this for us always in our hearts #sorawrity

Bro got hit with stellar 💀

I'm been looping this video for like 20 times now, shit's dumb hilarious

"a short love story"

I usually don’t like BFE asmr, but this is an exception🤣

it was a mistake to try out my new earphones on this

When he said: "Is that a meteor?" I felt that...

THOSE ARE POPPY PLAYTIME KINDA SCREAMS WHAT THE HELL(it’s good though just caught off guard 😭😭)

dinosaur extinction caught on camera that’s crazy

THE SCREAMS BAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAHA I CANT

Bro rizzing up a Dinosaur.

I'm going to use this as a alarm clock 😂😂 I love this LMAO

This unironically sounds like an audio file youd find in a post apocalyptic game.

I KEEP REPLAYING THIS

I watched this like 10+ times already. It was too funny. 😂

I do not regret clicking on this video

Looks like a certain someone summoned Meteor while this conversation was happening.

Now there are only three members of ARMIS 😢

I tried finding ASMR to help me sleep, watched one shit-post ASMR and now. It's all I can find. This is fine

This was so much better than i though it was going to be, this made me laugh so hard im tearing up

I've come back to this about 7 times this past day and have burst out laughing every time lmfaooo

Underrated that scream was f@ck!ng amazing

this is really good, I've never felt more at ease