He remembered Ronald Reagan’s name after he told the cop John Wayne. 🤣🤣🤣

@freddiecongote6927

2 ай бұрын

@johntellez6296, Im laughing because when I was a kid I thought John Wayne and Ronald Reagan were the same person too.

@nickotasla3091

2 ай бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍this freaking movie

" You sure like cities named after saints " hahaha.

And to think, he could have avoided this huge headache of a mess if he'd have memorized his social security number. Then again, the INS guy probably wouldn't have cared.

@Bongaboi151

2 жыл бұрын

Zing!

@okamijubei

2 жыл бұрын

That or assumes his social security is a fake number.

@angrami

2 жыл бұрын

Date of birth would've also made a difference as He was not 57 LOL. Great movie!!

@RJArens

2 жыл бұрын

@@angrami The "get behind me Satan" jailhouse scene was the best part of the movie. Solid gold.

@angrami

2 жыл бұрын

@@RJArens LOL played by Tony Plana as "Feo" hahaha I'll need to watch this again soon

The way he says "you're probably right" cracks me up for some reason

@edaxsachorwzky8898

4 жыл бұрын

Emd32xyz I think it’s probably because of the officer’s lack of empathy for the people in line ; he won’t believe Rudy’s story

@Emd32xyz

4 жыл бұрын

@@edaxsachorwzky8898 I agree..like he said it with no compassion at all in his voice...this is pretty much every teller at the DMV, or social services office...lol

@edaxsachorwzky8898

4 жыл бұрын

Emd32xyz very true.

@ab8588

3 жыл бұрын

Immigration officers probably listen to alot of b.s. from all kinds of people.

@Emd32xyz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ab8588 for sure....Alot they put up with day in and day out

My stepbrother's favorite movie. In 1988, he watched it on a VCR every Sunday.

Rudy Doo or Lupely Lou or whatever your name is.😂

It’s good to talk to an American 🇺🇸 .. 🤣🤣🤣

@jaimebarragan8059

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

@PauloHernandezXD

Ай бұрын

As an American, ain't that the truth lol

He should have played Super Mario.

If only everybody had cell phones back then, this could have been much easier for Rudy😄. But I guess that's the point and what makes this classic so funny.

@rzn2258

2 ай бұрын

Cellphones helped ruin society. SO SHUT THE F### UP

Why is it that almost 99.9% of people don’t realize that the Jesus picture in this movie is actually a picture of Chong??? That was literally the first part of this movie that almost killed me as a child!

@MK-nn7gm

Жыл бұрын

No lol I just learned about a month ago that was Chong too

@paulhaynes561

Жыл бұрын

Why is it that 99.9% of people don’t realize it’s a picture of Cesare Borgia - not Jesus Christ.

@MK-nn7gm

Жыл бұрын

@@paulhaynes561 because not everyone cares enough to dig deeper than what’s shown at face value. Cognitive dissonance and such…

@RS-do6tv

10 ай бұрын

That how the DMV is

@SpclOps20

10 ай бұрын

@RS-do6tv - Actually, not sure about your area, but the DMV in my area has been doing surprisingly well, lately. It’s to the point where people are actually talking about their customer service and their speed! 😳

that agent looks like he could be maury povich's dad

@josephmcclary9667

5 жыл бұрын

He is NOT the father.

@geekylion6531

4 жыл бұрын

WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR CITIZENHIP.. YOU SAID YOURE AMERICAN THE LIE DETECTOR TEST DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE.

rubidu lupilu or whatever your name is lol

"And the President of the United States is Ronald Dickhead Reagan!" Everything I needed to know about that man I learned in this classic.

@mrnasty02106

9 ай бұрын

Speech-less. Reagan was a dickhead, to say the very least. I was born that very year (regret it still). He was a dickhead to anyone that wasn't "living the dream," in places like Hinsdale, Wheaton, Barrington, Beverly Hills, Malibu, and the list goes on. Whoever voted in the '84 election were a bunch of dickheads too. If only the other party had a better candidate (also a factor). The 80s weren't that great, on some levels.

@mrnasty02106

4 ай бұрын

LOL @ 'dickhead!" He was one, so was Trump.

@thomasa8814

2 ай бұрын

That shit always killed me and still does 😂

@dcpunisher4781

2 ай бұрын

You just admitted that you have a very very small mind with very limited capacity or you only care to know or learn what you want to know and learn. I hope you live in New York City so all the illegal immigrants can be there invading your home squatting in your home and you don't have a damn thing to say about it.

I died with hard laughter from this scene. Especially the way he mouths "57?" Then goes, "What are you talking about?? 57?! I'm not 57! I don't give a Damn for what your computer says."

@mario_escoto2839

5 жыл бұрын

Man I remember my dad told me to watch a movie on tv when we had cable and this was playing back in 2001 and I died laughing especially this scene! Classic times 🤙

@Jess1234

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@dakotaaldaco3983

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, including my brother

@Ori0n1975

3 жыл бұрын

Guadalupe Rudolfo Robles.

Cheech looks like MARIO!

2:19 the face expiration when the officer said English very well

Who would have guessed that this movie predicted the future (now the present)?

@AnahataMaryjane

4 жыл бұрын

more like how it's always been... unfortunately

@theloniouscoltrane3778

4 жыл бұрын

@@AnahataMaryjane but why would Mexicans go to the US in the first place? Mexico is a great country.

@LabbyLover

4 жыл бұрын

Thelonious Coltrane jobs?

@rey7662

4 жыл бұрын

Thelonious Coltrane poverty

@indicaking

4 жыл бұрын

@@theloniouscoltrane3778 lmao no tf it ain't. Have you ever been any where outside of a tourist town in mexico? It's horrible. My u le was almost killed last time he went to visit other family. He was in Guadalajara and shone guy held a fuckin gun to his head in the bathrooms, and the fuckin cartel was following him around because he had a black SUV and the only people there who drive those are the cartel

Your not going to believe me? ..your probably right😭😭😭😭

@seanreyes6866

3 жыл бұрын

I caught on to that

This movie is Bad Ass

Guadalupe is my middle name, I don't use it either, lol.

Haha funny scene 😂 Viva California USA 🇺🇸🇲🇽 and Mexico

My favorite movie.

I never got the “they can come down and pick up the little boy” part. Anybody able to clear that up? Lol this has been one of my favorite movies since my mom got it for me for Christmas in 7th grade l

@chrisceballos7105

2 жыл бұрын

He was basically telling him that he’s acting like a lost child like a lost child in a airport far from home in a unfamiliar place that he is scared and being dramatic and stop crying which is ironic because he is lost in a unfamiliar place and he’s never been there in Mexico before and is freaking out that he wants to get back home to his hometown

I Love This Movie..😂👍

You sure like cities named after saints

🤣rudy - doo ..dupli - doo 🤣🤣🤣👍this freaking movie back in the day

I miss this movie and can’t find it anywhere

Blu-Ray should’ve had the deleted scenes as well.

Rip Terrence Evans

The lesson here is always carry your wallet with you and he left his house without his wallet or his mom could of told him that he forgot his wallet when he was going to work and I have this movie

I wonder if back in the late 87 a case like this would have happened

@combatdoc21

4 жыл бұрын

Even to this day as back then it happens more often than you think.

@michael85225

2 жыл бұрын

It happened a few times here in Arizona where I live during the Sb 1070 years where Mexicans were being pulled over constantly and profiled. They deported a teen girl who was working at a fast food joint and a son and father who were working on a farm. They sued and became millionaires.

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881

Жыл бұрын

Maybe. Then again this guy's English is miles better than my dad's is and he used to be an illegal and this never happened to him

@mrnasty02106

9 ай бұрын

@@michael85225 It happens a lot in DuPage County, IL every day. Usually by local and county police. I cannot wait to GTFO out of there. Fine example of a place that acts like it is utopia, but isn't. If your name isn't Emily, Alice, Dick/Richard, or Caleb...if your skin's color, personality, etc. aren't "white as milk/snow," the icing melts off their cake.

I was born in east LA

*2:00* I want my friends to put this on my birthday cake when I turn 56

Sad how we can’t buy these movies

And Cheech Marin went on to play a police inspector... go figure...

You sure like cities named after saints. 😂

Kinda offense and considering later in the movie he says served in the army ...probaly should have mentioned that

@oscarsanabria8601

5 жыл бұрын

There are tons of deported people that proudly served our country. Being a veteran doesn't hold weight.

@Mnnyquintero

5 жыл бұрын

@@oscarsanabria8601 yeah, being a veteran no longer hold weight medium.com/s/story/we-deport-veterans-440e6d8afbe8

@ThunderLizardsRule

3 жыл бұрын

Though Rudy said he doesn't what his "damn computer" says.

This officer gives an age then goes through a list of all these arrests and Cheech's response is "I'm not 57" Yeah, all those arrests are there but...I'm not 57!

I cant find this movie on any streaming platforms. I just went all digital.

@fellowmen1581

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@jflores85

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Hispanic with Mexican Parents, we love this movie? Who is going to find it offensive?

@fellowmen1581

4 жыл бұрын

Cheech Marin directed the movie smh

@marioguy6486

3 жыл бұрын

I have this on DVD lol im here cause im at work and thought of the movie lol

@davidroyl2241

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I didn't think this movie would be so hard to find, I literally looked everywhere.

Lol... 57

The old INS before the DHS.

He’s not 57 he’s 76. He’ll be 77 in 10 days.

why did that guy bring up false charges? was it supposed to be a computer error or just him lying?

@marioguy6486

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he most likely found someone else with a similar name it happens a lot usually people provide paper evidence of who they are loke ID or SSN to avoid these situations

@chrisdevine1916

3 жыл бұрын

Happened to me before. Guy had same full name and same birthday except for the year. I even had my ID but still got hemmed up

Wow it's like this movie was made in 2019.

@ab8588

3 жыл бұрын

In 2019 you go to jail for repeated illegal reentries. In 85 the old INS would just deport you and you'd try again until you made it. The 96 immigration law under bill Clinton criminalized repeat illegal entry and started putting up the border wall.

@mgtowmonger2729

2 жыл бұрын

@@ab8588 Jail? they don't go to jail... You've been smoking that cheap Mexican shit again?

@mrnasty02106

9 ай бұрын

@@ab8588 True. I remember Clinton really well. The only modern democrat I like. We'll never get another one like him (ever). He did things that Reagan did not do, and one-term-waste-Bush. Right in the center of the spectrum.

@Rahab111222

6 ай бұрын

​@@mrnasty02106 yeah I vote R nowadays but I recall Bill Clinton era being not so bad.

@mrnasty02106

6 ай бұрын

@@Rahab111222 The Clinton era was the last, greatest time period ('93-early '01). I grew up then too, so it's as if, the older I got, the less fun I had. We had everything going for us under Clinton. Best example, our cities. NYC, the south, and the east (especially) were in their worst shape (when this movie was made). Even Chicago(land) was a crap hole. Clinton (and the mayors in office, of that era) cleaned up our cities.

As a Mexican American who watched this as a kid, this scene used to scare me. To be accidently deported but not having a way to come back home 😂

What cracked me up was when he got a bunch of Oaxacan looking Asians to act like gang members. Akajsjsjsjs

Omg classic

DAMM (thats easy that guy who Used to be in death Valley days John Wayne)

😂

Who's benuello benito

He looks good for 57

Ray

I'm praying for the lord touch your heart

And wtf goes outside of their homes without their wallets 😑

@Paul77ozee

2 жыл бұрын

I do. If l’m going to get takeaway, I’ll just take my bank card to pay. You don’t need to carry your license if you have a full license.

@rtgunzboi

2 жыл бұрын

Where you live? If you get pulled over without your license that's an automatic ticket and possible impound unless someone can pick up your car. Coloradan here

BORN IN EAST L.A. 😎🇺🇸🇲🇽CORDIALES

David Yanez...

So no SSN number or DOB lol

Rudy looks like Red,but with short black hair.

I saw and old building aqui in la liber. Help me but it and make real shelter showers. Food. Med. Etc. You got a job help

A whole lot of coconuts can relate to that story.

Idc who u are , this shit is funny

BUDGET.....

In 2024 Rudy would have no problem crossing the border with no drivers license

Mi tu. I lost my american passport. But con la licences de Dios pado but I cant Ford to be there y aqui estoy. Ya que telling them about jesus pero acuerdate que tu los glade now help.

😂😂😂😂 57

They caught cheech😔

🤣40 years later its all the same

TRUMP WILL LIKE THAT SCENE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They want to acknowledge Mexicans now

Shit. I do not want to get my passport. Not even to go visit old family folks.

Sadly, I could see this happening. Leave legal Mexican American citizens alone. No police stops for no reason, no background checks ect. As long as people have a legal ID that should be enough. They should get the same treatment as me or anyone else.

@NBUltra187

2 жыл бұрын

you know this is just a movie , right?

@israelhernandez145

2 жыл бұрын

Chill out bro.

@Handlinyomommascheeks

2 жыл бұрын

@@NBUltra187 he’s just stating facts

@Handlinyomommascheeks

2 жыл бұрын

@@israelhernandez145 🤓

@jonnyriggs4372

Жыл бұрын

That’s just it, Rudy didn’t have his legal ID

Hey. You took them there back here. Ahora. Ayudame. Para. Que los volaste. Yo les digo del jesus. Pero quieren comer. Rudy

Should of told him he was a Canadian lol

Cities named after saints...thats california for ya

@maclanty5324

Жыл бұрын

YOUSTA BE A MISSION THERE, READ CALIFORNIA HISTORY...

@kingeleven3820

Жыл бұрын

@@maclanty5324 no need to ready, if you from California you already know missions off tops, us locals live down the road or next town to a mission

@mrnasty02106

9 ай бұрын

Spanish roots and originally Spanish settlers. The albinos rudely took the lands over, then claim they were "soooooo great." That's your state's history.

Why does the officer sound like horn or something? I'm stoned btw

This movie would have been cancelled out in this generation.

Trumps America.

@georgemcfly1205

3 ай бұрын

Nothing wrong with being a legal citizen and paying taxes like the rest of us

This song goes out to President trump

@enniomojica7812

4 жыл бұрын

Hey trump is doing Hispanics a big favor in this great country.

@Herrera777

2 жыл бұрын

@@enniomojica7812 By calling them rapists and murderers?

@enniomojica7812

2 жыл бұрын

@@Herrera777 no by protecting their children in his push to fight against abortion, and against gender ideology which are both antithetical to hispanic culture.

@mrnasty02106

9 ай бұрын

I could only imagine what either one of them would've called MAGA Man.

This film was stupid.

😂😂😂😂