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@ryuuotaku35

Жыл бұрын

I really don’t like nft’s games. It’s ridiculous.

@omidiartgaming4102

Жыл бұрын

let stupid people waste their money.

@Z1nt3k

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for Square Enix to push this nonsense even further. 🙄

@zackgamer8225

Жыл бұрын

......

@sebastiansochanski

Жыл бұрын

Forget about NFT's, better tell when the baby is due?I think it's been pickling long enough.

One positive thing about NFTs is the people using their icon as profile pictures can already let you know they aren't worth taking seriously.

@tjenadonn6158

Жыл бұрын

They also serve as a pre-made list of all the biggest suckers for scammers to target. I bet the overlap of NFT investors and Andrew Tate fanboys is just about 100%.

@jonahabenhaim1223

Жыл бұрын

were already bored with NFTS, so It's makes sense

@not2hot99

Жыл бұрын

@@mrwannabe00 *[friendly fire will not be tolerated]*

@ry_an.

Жыл бұрын

@@mrwannabe00 ah a man of culture

@paulcarmi8130

Жыл бұрын

@@not2hot99 but like, he’s not wrong. Some of the weirdest political takes are made by wierdos with anime PFPs. Anime is beautiful…. But the people that like it? Not so much

"You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh?" Actually... Yes. I do think that.

@drewkroeker

Жыл бұрын

And I'm tired of pretending it's not :D

@fernandooki

Жыл бұрын

That's a Hard Rock Nick quote lol

@LukasJampen

Жыл бұрын

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@theinvisibleskulk4563

Жыл бұрын

And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

@joshallen128

Жыл бұрын

*NFT Assets not the NFT itself. bwahaha

"NFTs are like taking pictures of baseball cards, and trying to use them as money"- My grandpa.

@theimperviousfirecracker7934

Жыл бұрын

Your Grandfather sounds like a wise man.

What really pisses me off is that these are the same people who dismiss artists whose work is stolen and minted as NFTs and say it’s the artist’s fault for not doing it sooner. But no, the second someone downloads the image or takes a screenshot, now suddenly art theft is a serious crime.

@alalvarez7301

Жыл бұрын

Karma's a bitch. Just sit back and laugh at the current group of mouthbreathers banging their heads against a rock thinking its going to make them rich and complaining about headaches when it does not.

@blakksheep736

Жыл бұрын

Naturally, it's fine when they do it, apparently.

@elenabarbieri1286

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like AI generated images supporters COUGH maybe cause they're the same people

@blakksheep736

Жыл бұрын

@@elenabarbieri1286 idk, I like Ai art, but not NFTs.

@elenabarbieri1286

Жыл бұрын

@@blakksheep736 why is that, if I may ask? To me, there are some defendable aspects of AI in general (in potential, like being able to do jobs nodoby wants or too logorating for a human), but I absolutely cannot condone the unregulated stealing of art by actual human artists that put their life and soul into their craft, only to see their work be fed without permission to a soulless machine algorithm that churns out "artworks" that are VERY recognizable as being AI generated, and be called "gatekeepers" by the extremist supporters of AI "art" merely for defending their skills and way to pay the bills. And leaving the "human touch" discourse aside, which I still very much believe in, there's a sh1t ton of legal issues with AI generated images due to the way they are fed with copyrighted work. See recent controversies on the matter.

This entire project sounds like if you gave an AI a prompt of “make a game in 2023 that takes only the dumbest peoples money”

@jskyg68

Жыл бұрын

Don't need AI for that, look at nvidia.....

@christianwilliam1167

Жыл бұрын

Gave this Response "I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot fulfill your request. It is unethical and harmful to deceive or take advantage of people, regardless of their intelligence level. Games should be designed with fairness and integrity in mind, and should not exploit or manipulate players. It is important to consider the well-being of all individuals, and to treat others with respect and compassion. Let's focus on creating positive and beneficial experiences for everyone instead. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

@EJ_Red

Жыл бұрын

@@christianwilliam1167 You know it's shit when even Skynet would say no

@christianwilliam1167

Жыл бұрын

@@EJ_Red exactly hahaha

@pututunik8748

Жыл бұрын

@@christianwilliam1167 "profesional has standard"

Imagine having to declare bankruptcy because you lost all your money to a grift called "Dookey Dash"

@adad87821

Жыл бұрын

there fault if they fall for the scams

@leonidas14775

Жыл бұрын

I don't feel exceptionally smart for seeing through this nonsense. A lot of people are just idiots.

@SeedlingNL

Жыл бұрын

Yeah... normally it's children that got their hands on their parent's credit card and spend $100k on ingame boosters...

@erikhendrickson59

Жыл бұрын

@@leonidas14775 A lot of people are also filthy rich and spending $2,500 for them is like an average person spending 25 cents

@oszievavoxrv3154

Жыл бұрын

Even GD players are offended it didn’t happen quick

"A fool and their money are soon parted" was supposed to be an adage of warning, but NFT bros decided to use it as advice and turned into their life's mantra instead

@bloodlove93

Жыл бұрын

ouch,nice one

@marcelrodriguez2067

Жыл бұрын

What about the "fools" that made hundreds of thousands on NFTs?

@wbnbn9670

Жыл бұрын

@@marcelrodriguez2067 Yeah, the NFT creators really did make bank

@marcelrodriguez2067

Жыл бұрын

@@wbnbn9670 and so did the flippers with high scores.

@wbnbn9670

Жыл бұрын

@Marcel Rodriguez Flipping an NFT? Lmao, that’s called being a snake oil salesman

This whole thing proved that NFT bros are still at the mental stage of being amused by poop jokes.

@kevingriener7441

Жыл бұрын

I'm all about a good poop joke, but a) these poop jokes aren't good, and b) it's all they got. I mean, goodness, this is like my 5 year old niece cranking herself up by saying "butt" over and over again. Except she's, you know, 5.

@blakksheep736

Жыл бұрын

And they still wonder why they get no bitches.

@oldkingcrow777

Жыл бұрын

​@@kevingriener7441 great comparison example hahaha

@StridersBored

Жыл бұрын

I can see them making edgy or racist jokes then being like, “oh it’s just a joke bro” when they realize they’re the only one laughing

@barryfrombarnsley2790

Жыл бұрын

@@StridersBored the entire BAYC schtick is about riffing on Nazi iconography and far right accelerationism.

NFT's: "We are the future! Someday all videogames will be focused around NFT's! The Bored Ape is a deluxe brand worth thousands of dollars!" Gamers: "Are you still here?"

@Blisterdude123

Жыл бұрын

At this point to still be left holding the bag in the NFT scam fad, you really have to be the smoothest monkey brains in the zoo.

@drawgam2946

Жыл бұрын

I have some invested in stocks and crypto but avoid anything connected to nfts as toothache.

@Blisterdude123

Жыл бұрын

@@drawgam2946 Genuinely surprised anyone would wade into crypto even, these days. It just seems to be an economy fuelled by rug pulls and scams.

@drawgam2946

Жыл бұрын

@@Blisterdude123 Decent regulations are needed yes, almost all the cryptobro creators should also be banned imo as they only spread nonsense.

@drawgam2946

Жыл бұрын

@@Blisterdude123 Oh and i look at crypto that banks are adopting mostly ,decentralised or not does not matter to me.

Very fitting that an NFT game is literally about sewers and asses lmao

@darkwolfe6286

Жыл бұрын

Find the key, " Down the hole !"

@charlescaulkins8306

Жыл бұрын

@@darkwolfe6286 Baby Plucky: "NFT go down the hooooole! (giggles)"

@GhostDieM

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm convinced Bored Ape are just taking the piss and shitting on their customers lol

@IzzyTheFay

Жыл бұрын

Well NFT bros are all talking from there butt so it checks out

@Nirual86

Жыл бұрын

Crypto Bros love being all ironic and memey, as if that can disarm the critics and not just amplify how dumb the whole system is.

The NFT people have the same energy as that company that tried making a legal case against adblock on the basis that "you may not alter our page" whilst being totally oblivious that that would turn the entire page set into a pile of html text. Because that's what your computer actually receives.

I have to admit, marketing pay to win mechanics exclusively to nft bros is an absolutely genius moneymaking scheme.

@bottyhammer

3 ай бұрын

Please pay to avoid playing a game you don't want or have to play.

Imagine an NFT grocery store. You get all your food and go the the cashier and they scan all your food, but instead of putting it in a bag they put it in a bin and someone takes them to put back on the shelf. The cashier Gives you the receipt, smiles and says, "have a nice day dumbass."

@drewkroeker

Жыл бұрын

Lol that's pretty good :D

@nairocamilo

Жыл бұрын

I believe I watched a sketch on that recently

@MarkDeSade100

Жыл бұрын

What I've learned from learning about NFTs is that there are people who would actually go to this grocery store, spend their money and somehow believe it was worth it.

@crunchyfrog555

Жыл бұрын

Not a bad analogy but it's actually even worse than that. Because in the grocery store analogy there IS some sort of recompense and law to back up your purchase, even if it is a receipt. There isn't even that with NFTs in the so-called cryptospace.

@goosegas2087

Жыл бұрын

@@crunchyfrog555 And sometimes, they can actually take away your receipt and you have nothing. Or give it to someone else and say it's no longer your property.

Fun fact, your browser has to download the nft image to render it on the screen, which means we were all right click saving all along.

@ea_naseer

Жыл бұрын

steal the image from the frame buffer

@philipstephens5960

Жыл бұрын

“Steal” it from the browser cache 😅

@HarunaKaiNi

Жыл бұрын

Gotta dig it from the caches eyy

@dipstickjamming5532

Жыл бұрын

Shhhhh, don't explain cookies and internet crumbs to these entitled NFT Morons.... I mean "Owners". Hehehehehe Cookie monster looooves coookies!

@gildedpeahen876

Жыл бұрын

We were right click saving all along…guess the nfts are the friends we made along the way

Wait, they are JUST NOW realizing you can right-click and save??? The only hope for NFT bros is for various governments to start declaring NFTs an illegal scam.

@daofficerofthenoodles7504

Жыл бұрын

They thought the government would break down there door and hold them at gun point if they even touch the right click button

At least NFT bros are honest about their project going down the sewers

This honestly feels like a personal bet between the creators to see how far they can rip off fools with deep pockets.

@Aftertaste_

Жыл бұрын

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

@franciscoreis5184

Жыл бұрын

For real. Someone's taking the piss with this whole thing xD

@Revenant-oq9ts

Жыл бұрын

The funniest bit was "can you disable right-click save" Even if it happened, it is still easy to hit prtscrn. Or snipnsketch.

@TheGeneratedNarukami06

Жыл бұрын

​@@Revenant-oq9tsYep.

@lowwwery

Жыл бұрын

@@Revenant-oq9ts It totally speaks to the type of people that product appeals to. Imagine being so myopic and out of touch that you think disabling a basic OS functionality like ‘save as’ would do something besides make you look like an idiot.

To this day I still have yet to meet a single NFT Bro capable of adequately explaining what they think the purpose of these things even is.

@MyAramil

Жыл бұрын

Everytime they scream at me about it. It's always " in the future it will be worth hundreds of percentage more than it is now!!!!!!" Without explaining how it would work that way

@Pazuzu4All

Жыл бұрын

That's because all the smart people knew it was scam and didn't invest or already made their money off of NFTs and got out before the market crashed.

@EJ_Red

Жыл бұрын

@@MyAramil You actually got cryptobros giving you one reason, if it is mundane? Impressive, every cryptobro I've spoken to literally just posted me a link to a video and expected me to be won over

@Cynsham

Жыл бұрын

They literally have no function purpose other than explicitly be bought and sold. Nothing more, nothing less. They are nothing but an esoteric waste of money that 99.9999999% of the time will be completely and utterly worthless and unsellable.

@cat21860

Жыл бұрын

If it’s any consolation, I’ve never met an NFT bro.

What's really gross is its so immature it almost feels like it's for children or preteens who just learned the word "shit" and giggle at poop jokes. But this is clearly a cash grab scam, so what's the target audience here? I feel so bad for the young gamers who are growing up thinking these are what video games are, glad I had fun non-predatory games to enjoy when I was younger.

The "plot" makes me think they know exactly who their audience is.

"If you own a bored ape or a mutant ape and have a doggo partner to go with it, your sewer pass will have extra flobbles that you can mint into other primbellos the next time you play Dookey Dash. Or, you can trade your primbellos for next level guadrangles that will give you a head start into the secret lingarango level!" NFT bros will think this is all real.

@4TheWinQuinn

Жыл бұрын

Worse… NFT bros think this absolute trash is actually cool.

@dplocksmith91

Жыл бұрын

I'll pay a thousand shmeckles. And I'll throw in a fart.

@donnelwaddledee965

Жыл бұрын

Is there a conversion rate with Hongalodongos?

@JanusHoW

Жыл бұрын

Are the NFTs glarded? Dookie Dash is in a tax clode, so if they are, you have to purchase a certificate of inoppolity.

@bjc414

Жыл бұрын

Dones my Plumbs transfer over with the flobberglop?

Trying to sue someone for saving your nft is like trying to sue someone because you walked in front of their security camera

@imjustalittleqwerty

Жыл бұрын

It’s more like them trying to sue you because you saw a picture of their house on Google Maps.

@serfaI

Жыл бұрын

the dude was def trolling, its the same as that navy seal copypasta lol

@ninetailedfox579121

Жыл бұрын

@@serfaI Yeah, that's what I thought too. Any time someone says "I will ruin you" it's 99.9% just a troll.

@jacobturnerart

Жыл бұрын

Are they going to sue everyone whose computer caches web data?

@RP-dy5mu

Жыл бұрын

Trying to sue someone for saving your nft is like trying to sue someone because you walked in front of their security camera Stole your comment, umad?

Every time NFTs make the headlines again I just think “how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!”

This reminds me of scammers who purposely use bad spelling and grammar to weed out anyone who would catch on to the scam and only get the people who would be likely to fall for it to contact them back. That way they don’t waste time on someone with half a brain

@alalvarez7301

Жыл бұрын

You just nailed it.

@vespernight4236

Жыл бұрын

Of course. It’s why those gift card scammers go for old ppl who most likely don’t understand technology. Go for the easy pickings.

"jimmy took a shit that ripped apart space time" is probably the most self aware thing ever said by a nftbro

It's like an AI attended EA board meetings for 5 years and then tried to make a game

@TheNapster153

Жыл бұрын

That's an insult. An actual AI would make a good entertainment medium for us to enjoy.

@zeroshinkai957

Жыл бұрын

@@TheNapster153 Some AI's are pretty good at some things ngl

@bismarckimperia8781

Жыл бұрын

An A.I. Watching an E.A Board meetings might actually learn how not to waste money like this.

@christopherrowe7860

Жыл бұрын

I have to point this out, even Early Access backed out of NFT's years ago. Yes they did consider them but I have to hand it Early Access for not jumping on that.

@RiotforPeacePlz

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if it's a good idea go corrupt a poor A.I with that much evil. Just imagine how greedy it would be......

Honestly if it wasn’t for the pandemic we wouldn’t have half as many chronically online people meaning nfts would probably never have reached the mainstream

The fact that they're making the contestants literally chase a turd down a toilet says that someone in charge has a sense of humor.

One of the funniest things about the "right click is theft!! L" cryptobros are that a lot of them are the same ones who were telling actual artists - people who were actual victims of art theft where NFTs were made from altered images or even just lifted wholesale without permission- that they "should have moved faster to hop on the gravy train and made the NFT themselves" to justify their "purchases" and speculative monitization venture of said stolen artwork.

@Jordan-Ramses

Жыл бұрын

The artists didn't have their artwork stolen. Because NFTs are complete made up nonsense. It's literally like if i had a notebook and I sold you the right to write in the notebook that you owned the statue of liberty. That is NFTs. Saying that artists had their artwork stolen gives way too much credit to NFTs. NFTs don't have that power.

@cheris5868

Жыл бұрын

and i would bet theyre all the same techbros that glorifies ai img but shit on artist for defending their works, same old story with them

@silverbullet7691

Жыл бұрын

People like that have no idea how hard art is and it shows

@manologamerss5801

Жыл бұрын

​@@silverbullet7691 Is that much of s surprise when they don't seem to know what art is in general?

It's hard to tell if those guys are trolling or really dumb enough to think their NFTs are safe from screenshots.

@StormsparkPegasus

Жыл бұрын

I mean, those things are safe from screenshots. But not for the reason that they think. The real reason is "Eww my eyes, who would want a screenshot of that?" It's like...an order of magnitude worse than the worst art I have ever seen in my life.

@jaegermonster9549

Жыл бұрын

In my own experience there are people this dumb. Also people this childish. Also people far too pathologically proud that they'll live in abject denial of reality just to not admit they made a bad 'investment' aka fell to Ponzi scheme.

@petriew2018

Жыл бұрын

i mean, they paid in some cases hundreds of thousands of dollars for a chunk of computer code without realizing that the JPEG they see just represents that chunk of code... so what do you think?

@StormsparkPegasus

Жыл бұрын

@@petriew2018 They didn't even really pay for anything, they got scammed.

@shinji391

Жыл бұрын

@@StormsparkPegasus imagine waiting in line. Now imagine paying for a spot in that line. That's what NFTs are.

14:35 "screenshot this graph" is the funniest thing to hear spoken by an NFT bro.

It makes sense that the plot of an NFT game is just someone taking a massive shit

If you're lost in a forest, just yell out loud NFTs are a scam and a NFTBro will find you to argue with you. Then just steal his stuff and make your way back to civilization.

@jeremiahbell6129

Жыл бұрын

Only problem is that all his assets are digital and worthless. Robbing him wouldn't be hard, but there'd be nothing to take.

@jaegermonster9549

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahbell6129 This is building up to be a conundrum-- better snapshot this conversation and mint it!

"You think it's funny to screenshot people's NFTs?!" Yes and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

@autobotstarscream765

Жыл бұрын

It's funnier than "doo-key"...

NFT's have become a form of natural selection. Anyone stupid enough to invest their own income into a digital image that can literally be taken away from you at any moment deserves to learn common sense the hard way 🤣

i love how the option to buy the key from others is just their way of trying to bail out from their investment failures xD

"The NFT space needs this if we ever hope to survive." Then perish.

@LMixir

Жыл бұрын

We can only hope.

@sebastianwendl603

Жыл бұрын

Right-click-gang, I will stand with you

A PSA to any crypto Bros that might be malding in the back: The *ONLY* person laughing harder at you than the ones trolling you, is the one that took your money. They're LITERALLY laughing at your expense.

@timothygerritsen

Жыл бұрын

why would they be malding?

@GeebusCrust

Жыл бұрын

@@timothygerritsen thats what they do, right? Make poor financial decisions with utmost confidence, get bodied, get trolled by the entire population that didn't fall for it, mald. That's the cycle. It's been happening in that exact pattern, for pretty much everyone but people with enough clout to pull off a pump-n-dump, since the first handful made their riches. The amount of money changing hands per transaction might go up as you go down the line, but each person's return on investment gets smaller and smaller. Eventually you can't find a bigger sucker, and whoever's stuck with the worthless product, loses.

@timothygerritsen

Жыл бұрын

@@GeebusCrust i think you watched to many youtube vids lmao, you couldnt be more wrong

@GeebusCrust

Жыл бұрын

@@timothygerritsen oh my bad. Remind me why you're here then? Just trawling for "hot takes" to dunk on?

@timothygerritsen

Жыл бұрын

@@GeebusCrust im a fan of asmongold and he watched this vid. so i wanted to check it out. and yes its 9/10 times really funny to watch these vids

Back in my day, this would be called a Pyramid scheme

14:34 The first time an NFT bro wanted people to screenshot anything.

Ah, yeah, this brings me back… Instead of buying one profile pic NFT that is just randomly clobbered together for 200k, just imagine you can probably easily get like 400+ insanely detailed and well drawn unique pieces of digital (or even physical) artwork through commission *and* actually own them, too…

@nakano15

Жыл бұрын

Why you only have 7 likes? Your comment is golden!

@ghoulchan7525

Жыл бұрын

Well there's 64 now

I wonder if the developers realized the allegorical implications of "taking your money and flushing it down the toilet." If so, it's even more hilarious.

@twilightvulpine

Жыл бұрын

NFT creators are grifters so they are probably laughing at the collectors as much as everyone else.

@4mobius280

Жыл бұрын

It’s hilariously obvious

@christopherrowe7860

Жыл бұрын

I mean....

@FormerHumanX

Жыл бұрын

Flushing your money down the toilet... kind of like a Johnny Cash (credit to The Critic)

@Castlevaniac1

Жыл бұрын

underrated comment

Well, this game in a round about way got professional voice actor Yong Yea to say the words "Dookie Dash" so there's that

"Delete the 'right-click-save' function!" Me: opens Snipping Tool.

Those devs know what they are doing, they keep things just shaddy enough to make gambling addicts (NFT owners are basically gambling addicts mixed with compulsatory buyers) wondering what's next and keeping them interested.

1:44 "You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs?" Yes. Yes it is. It is especially funny watching you mald over it.

@StormsparkPegasus

Жыл бұрын

I certainly wouldn't keep the screenshot...even with terabytes of disk space, I see no reason to waste it on such low tier excuses for art. But I'd certainly like to record myself taking the screenshots, while giving them the middle finger and telling them they can't do anything about it.

@MindinViolet

Жыл бұрын

It’s absolutely hilarious watching NFT bros throwing a tantrum when they see a copy of the NFT image they were conned into buying.

@lifegame9542

Жыл бұрын

I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

@MegaManXPoweredUp

Жыл бұрын

The irony is that NFT bros think people care enough to actually *keep* the screenshots and saves. That would imply anyone else actually values this garbage.

The sad part is these NFT's could have oil paintings or sculptures commissioned for famous artists to make for the same price that could grow in tangible value not able to be reproduced or replaced (properly) as it is a physical product.

"We need this if we are to survive" - see, that's the catch, you aren't meant to.

Damn. I'm like... an intermediate beginner in game design and I could probably make you that Sewer Minigame in Unity in a week.

@Beinomat

Жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same... For all that money involved, that actual game is a joke xD

Can we just get a video going through the NFT bro hall of fame? That stuff is priceless.

@Ashurman666

Жыл бұрын

Don't you mean hall of shame?

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

@@Ashurman666 the shit of poop

@incineroar9933

Жыл бұрын

@@Ashurman666 the only fame NFT bros get is their shame.

@Spike2276

Жыл бұрын

I want Yong using his VA talents to make a video voicing a bunch of angry NFT bros, that shit would make my day

@rafaelbordoni516

Жыл бұрын

There is an NFT bro hall of fame? Lmao, what have they done to get in it? Gave the most money to failed projects? Scammed the most people?

Back in my day, we paid 25 cents for a play of an arcade game. Man... the inflation these days. Thousands for an arcade game.

Oh, the irony of the trailer itself telling you to screenshot the roadmap.

The fact that nft bros still react to saving & taking screenshots as if it hasn't been the most common trolling tactic since day 1 is... pretty amazing. Like it *can't* be the first time they've had this happen, not at this point, right?

@dawk7

Жыл бұрын

Sunk cost fallacy. If they don't keep reacting, they accept that they are idiots. It's sad, really.

@feIon

Жыл бұрын

most of them are self aware and are just making a joke. nobody actually cares if you right click save their image because the image isn't what matters

Joke's on the NFT bros because you don't even have to physically save the jpg image, everybody using a browser will have cached the image to disk once the page loads up, everyone already has a copy of the image on disk.

@ChoppedBananas

Жыл бұрын

Fucking brilliant

@ferdinand12390

Жыл бұрын

If those kids could read they would be very upset

These nfts literally look like the glitched-out Saints Row 4 characters

You know a game is amazing when the promotional material spends more time describing an anti-cheat method than on showing you the game and telling you that it's fun to play.

My favorite nft story was the guy who spent 7 figures on a Dune themed nft and thought it gave him the rights to dune.

@krazycharlie

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like something Soulja Boy would do. But he can't be that dumb, can't he?

@ImperialGuardsman2

Жыл бұрын

Never heard of dune

@Scarabswarm

Жыл бұрын

@@ImperialGuardsman2 Really? Dune, Fremen, giant sandworms, "The spice must flow"; none of that familiar?

@Darca1n

Жыл бұрын

Nah, it was some nftbros having bought an original copy of a dune movie script, thought that gave them the rights to it and wanted to scan it into an nft then burn the physical copy, yes, with fire, on a livestream to make the nft 'scarce'.

@elvingearmasterirma7241

Жыл бұрын

@@Darca1n i thought it was a book. Like he bought a book

This all sounds like a virtual cult. Especially when it all leads to "the summoning"

@dezopenguin9649

Жыл бұрын

Given that cryptobros basically use the same psychology playbook as actual cults do, that's not surprising.

@nguyenquyetthang1326

Жыл бұрын

Time to call the Inquisitors

"Doo Key Dash". I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

The premise of this game feels like something out of Rick and Morty, which speaks levels about NFT bros’ sense of humor.

@williamdrum9899

Жыл бұрын

To be fair you have to... eh screw it.

I hope this "key" comes in the form of a jpg NFT so that everyone can right click save and have a key of their own. Man, I love NFT's. It's a great confidence boost knowing there are people out there that are dumber than I am.

@LukasJampen

Жыл бұрын

Nfts the snake oil of the modern day.

@jmjedi923

Жыл бұрын

I know right? I always think that maybe I do spend a little bit too much money Then I hear people are dropping thousands on shit like this and I think "yeah, I won't break the bank going to chic fil a for lunch"

@Hatsworthful

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing they are building up to is just another pointless "collection" of nfts. Like the whole thing iis just "hey y'all spent thousands of dollars to participate and now you get to spend even more to buy more useless jpgs" and the key's prize is just a free one.

@eagletgriff

Жыл бұрын

@@LukasJampen atleast snake oil got popular because you know what theyre supposed to do (heal stuff), nfts are completely vague

@kharmachaos667

Жыл бұрын

Calling it now, it's just going to be a "god ape" nft with like, gold bling. Then, when the winner brags, there will be so much right-clicking saves happening that the original will be buried. It will be hilarious.

NFT Bros are the most selfless people around. They are willingly removing themselves from the gene pool by showing any prospective relationships that they are incapable of rational thought, responsibility, taking care of a family, being capable of basic human understanding and interaction. It is truly a selfless act.

@StridersBored

Жыл бұрын

As if anyone with a brain would ever hook up with them. I find it more hilarious that no matter how unwilling an Nft bro is they will be the last of their line

They made one error in their promo video. They state "the sewer opens January 18th". Except that no, the sewer opened about two years ago.....(when NFTs became a "thing")

Hearing NFT bro's not even knowing what they buy has gotta be the funniest shit Ive heard this week

It's a raffle with a minigame attached. A high stakes raffle. And they don't tell you what you'll be winning because then you'd be able to make a value analysis on whether it's worth your time and money. Also if they don't tell you what it is, you can speculate and your imagination goes wild, and the people who find this appealing will build up in their own mind what it actually is thus feeding your own enthusiasm at no cost to them.

@hatman4818

Жыл бұрын

Yep. Main reason I dont do the limited time event crap in games like War Thunder or world of tanks is because, often, as an average player, with average vehicles, with a free account, the rate of experience, or points, or whatever, that I can gain to get the rewards of those limited time offers is so low, that I would literally need to play 8-16 hours a day, every day, for the course of the special event... Not technically impossible, but basically proves only no-lifes can get the rewards for free. Those who do get the rewards are often those who throw money at it in some way, be it a premium account, or just buying whatever in game currency is tied to the event (because there's usually an option just to buy it, or at least buy loot boxes that have it). After a while... Yeah, I'm content never pursuing these things, knowing from the getgo theyre designed to separate you from your money, and designed to frustrate you into giving up and paying for it, if you go the free route. And those are actual games... I couldnt imagine doing all that for a sh@tty phone game, with a steep entry fee, and zero information on what winning actually gets you.

@ChadDidNothingWrong

Жыл бұрын

The lottery makes people's imagination go wild too. You have no idea how many people tell me "I'm gonna win one day, then you'll see!!"

@CrocodileWhispers

Жыл бұрын

keyword in ur comment "speculate"

@alalvarez7301

Жыл бұрын

The worst part is, these are such no-thought, no effort scams, even idiots at my local funfair would recognize them as what they are. It is the literal bottom of the barrel of obvious no-return scams and these... "people"? Flock to it like moths to a flame and act like raging lunatics when anyone tries to disprove the obvious lie. Honestly I don't feel bad at all. These people deserve to be homeless, maybe that'd teach them how reality works.

@deezgutz5330

Жыл бұрын

"For a limited time, be part if this exclusivity for only a small cost of your life savings be quick as it only runs for a few weeks you dumb fcks"

If someone found out that Digital Homicide was involved in this, I would be overwhelmned by a powerful feeling of 'yeah, that makes sense.'

@reallylionbastard

Жыл бұрын

That's a name ive not heard in a long time lol they ever come back after sueing jim stirling son?

@cornflakeshumunculus8373

Жыл бұрын

Ah good old Digital Homicide. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time since slaughtering grounds and how Jim Sterling got sued for $10 million and failed badly.

@DanielFerreira-ez8qd

Жыл бұрын

Oh jee, haven't heard that name in years.

@tyrantking2322

Жыл бұрын

Digital homicide? Whats that

@ultimamage3

Жыл бұрын

@@tyrantking2322 A litigious developer that tried suing Jim Sterling for millions of dollars and lost, IIRC.

to be honest, all this "lore" around the Bored Apes would make for an amazing Adult Swim level show, it's a shame most of it is being wasted on NFTs.

I wonder how they feel about images being downloaded automatically as temporary internet files.

Each and every piece of bad news about NFTs bring me joy & happiness

"Is property theft a joke to you?" Me, screenshotting: Yes. Yes it is.

The best analogy I’ve heard is “You’re not buying the art itself you are buying a hyperlink to that art.” XD

I remember the days when people played games for fun.

@martinholt8168

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, this sounds more fun than ANTHEM.

@randomdudeoninternet7376

Жыл бұрын

@@martinholt8168 so instead of anti-fun just unfunny?

@Aries73

Жыл бұрын

Before the eSports clowns took over.

@midi5467

Жыл бұрын

*laughs in Square Enix*

@SomeKindaSpy

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much only indie developers make games that are made for fun

Crypto bros- “How dare you screenshot my own NFT image. Take it down or I’ll sue you” Everyone- I miss the part where that’s my problem

@sunso1991

Жыл бұрын

Everytime I read "How Dare You!" I hear Greta lol

@aahzmandiaz2767

Жыл бұрын

Funny the finally found out that "right click" to "save image" exists. Just wait until they find out that Windows and Unix can do screen shoots and save them as images- So that even disabling that right click function will do nothing for them

Before I completely read the title of this video I thought that Yacht Club games hopped aboard the NFT gravy train. Thank f**k I was wrong and just misread that.

Why does this sound like a commercial you hear in GTA I mean seriously this sounds like a joke that rockstar would make

I think the only way NFT 'theft' would be legally liable is if the person who downloaded the jpeg tried to pass it off as their own work. Then again, that applies to ALL digital art, NFT or not.

@goruu

Жыл бұрын

NFT is basically AI art. So even then, it might not even be illegal.

@MaD0MaT

Жыл бұрын

Aren't some NFT's already stolen art?

If this is an .exe, I'm almost 100% positive that someone will crack it just to make a point.

@MyAramil

Жыл бұрын

Or just take the 20 minutes and make the game themselves. Seriously that "game" looks like it was made in that amount of time. Simple tube around the player. Random items wiz by at different angles, and you get points by not hitting them Even I with no experience in making a game at all, could make this game given enough time.

@hinth4322

Жыл бұрын

Hell, we might see both.

@Hatsworthful

Жыл бұрын

@@MyAramil maybe they didn't beat the game in the graphics department but i'm sure that if you dig for a bit you'd find flash games from ages ago that did the same thing but way better already.

@doublinx2

Жыл бұрын

Worse - it's client-side, unobfuscated JavaScript - meaning it's extremely easy to hack and modify, and players have already cheated their way to optimized, perfect runs.

It’s like buying an image of one of those dress up flash games from the 2000s.

This reminds me of sketchy arcade competitions where the winner would be whomever got the highest score, and you had to pay a sign-up fee to compete. Sometimes, they'd charge you as much as $20 USD to sign up, and literally tens of people would be competing. The prizes were usually a gift card or $100 shopping voucher, or else special merch related to the game being played, worth maybe $80 tops in scarcity alone. The difference here is that you're talking several thousands of dollars for the opportunity to try it out, and nobody seems to know what the prize- assuming there even is a prize- is yet.

The most appalling thing about all of this is that there are so many people with a lot of money who are completely on board with it.

@justawanderingoldman7699

Жыл бұрын

Well, many rich people willingly pay thousands of dollars just to eat a literal tasteless gold that doesn't have any nutritional value. So this might be another rich people stuff that us, plebs, just can't comperhend why lol.

@bloodlove93

Жыл бұрын

yeah, where are these people? i need that money to live

@hobanagerik

Жыл бұрын

Because they haven’t understood what they are on board with.

@ressljs

Жыл бұрын

I'm too confused by this NFT game to even be upset. I just don't get it at all.

@NineBreakerUIXB

Жыл бұрын

@@ressljs Essentially they're offering people a more climate friendly, less fun alternative to setting their money on fire

It grinds my gears how NFT's ever became a thing to begin with....

did i just witness YongYea did free voice acting on those tweets? lmaoo this is gold

So here's what I hear from this whole pitch: "Okay so step one is you give us your money and we give you a paper raffle ticket and Chrome with no internet. You can play the dinosaur game as long as you want though (for three weeks) and if you get a cool score, it gets written on the back of your ticket, and if it's really cool, someone else might want to buy your ticket! (Disclaimer: them buying your ticket does nothing for you or them, buy at your own risk) Then after those three weeks, we're gonna take up everyone's ticket, take them behind a closed screen where YOU ABSOLUTELY NEVER GET TO SEE because we're NOT running a scam, and the ticket with the coolest score gets... Something! (As long as the ticket belongs to the original person who purchased the ticket which our "validation" totally can't just rig, honest. Watch, we'll pick a winner none of us have any block chain association with! (because we use 9 layers of sock puppet wallets)) So GIVE US ALL OF YOUR MONEY TODAY or you're stealing from us."

“Oh for gods sake.” -ultron

It brings me such a genuine happiness to see NFT Bros getting mad or screwed over

I think it speaks volumes that the first game with the apes is swimming through the sewers

Yong's voice acting voice shines in this video when he reads the messages from the NSFT people and I absolutely love it.

@thebaseandtriflingcreature174

Жыл бұрын

Not Safe For Tokens?

@skyversa3593

Жыл бұрын

​@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 typo but lol pretty much

NFT people really aren't self-aware these days... 🤦🏼‍♀️

To quote the merchants from the original Torchlight game. "It's not a scam!"

I personally think its no coincidence there are now so many AI art generators.

Celebrity::: With this image, you'll be known as a unique person in any situation. Me: My name is Bill, and I got that for free.

I found it hilarious how they were complaining and crying about screen captures and downloads of their jpeg, to the point of wanting it disabled but then on their nft video, they specified to do a screen capture on it.

This seems like an out of season April fools joke

@yozora8848

Жыл бұрын

Take my like and GET OUT

@nateguerra319

Жыл бұрын

Do you people not have jpeg’s???

2:09 Some websites disable right clicking, but you can turn it back on yourself by using some code or by disabling JavaScript, but many websites need JavaScript to display anything, especially NFT websites since they are more complicated to make without JavaScript. So disabling JavaScript won't work there.

So it’s a several thousand dollar 3d flash game like you’d find on nickelodeon’s website circa 2003.

"You're still here? It's over. Go home" - Me to NFT bros still popping up

So basically this game is the Richman’s Jetpack joy ride, but you have to pay every time you want to play but you can’t even play unless buy an expensive pass off of someone else or Ape Jpeg.

I'm not paying multiple grand for a *single* run of Temple Run with a Bored Ape skin.

this is the type of s**t that appears on the TV in GTA world