"How do I know you're not lying?" "Because I am Sigismund." Undeniably based

@michasalamon8315

Жыл бұрын

I like to call him „Weaponised autism”. Altho it fits half of other legions too. And Sevatar.

@sirkelendor5429

Жыл бұрын

​@@michasalamon8315and shrike

@cuminsideofmepapa2437

Жыл бұрын

To make Perty Speechless... cx

@dmgroberts5471

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that checks out. He'll cut your fucking head off with a sword as tall as he is, but he'd never lie.

@dil09ful

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense 😂

Perty getting some love and respect from everyone is just so sweet

@randomcenturion7264

Жыл бұрын

That little pause after Leman told him they all love him was so sweet. Like, he had to let that sink in for a minute.

@anamAlister

Жыл бұрын

See this is the side of the community I love so much. The ones that aren't batshit insane and love wholesome shit! Hugs for my big Iron Boi!

@warwolf3232

Жыл бұрын

How to stop the heresy, slip around some chigoris zaza

@deshaunsucc2275

Жыл бұрын

Get it cause everytime perty closes his eyes he can see the Eye of Terror, even as he's going to sleep, like it's watching him constantly...

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

Жыл бұрын

Least realistic part of it all, that and the fact that the khan wasn’t chilling off the pack while it made everyone else geek out harder than a freshmen coed on her first bump at least everyone agrees that in war hammer fantasy that the skaven have the best pack yes yes and that in 40k the khan has the best pack that not even the sweat goblins can step up to. Who would be the brother of the khan to be able to get closest the khans speed weed pack?

"THE EYE. IT FUCKING SEES ME" I lost it 😂

@Loyalism101

Жыл бұрын

What's the reference to?

@eletrictarantula2321

Жыл бұрын

​@@Loyalism101it's an reference to perturabo being able to see the eye of terror everytime he closes his eyes

@codysing1223

10 ай бұрын

I believe it was intended as a "lighthouse" so he could navigate no matter where he went in real space, without the use of the Astronomicon.

You honestly did a good job to humanize Perturabo. If Sigismund actually did talk with him in lore then maybe Dorn and Perty would of been great friends, that is if the lord of iron would listen

@lukelahr6124

Жыл бұрын

Nah Bro. Honestly I think that if the Lion and Perturabo spent more time together then Perturabo would have joined the loyalists hands down. The two have great chemistry from what I have seen.

@djphat94

Жыл бұрын

Bruh if Perty had a good relationship with Dorn the heresy would’ve been stopped before the traitors set foot on Pluto

@warwolf3232

Жыл бұрын

​@@djphat94if they could get anywhere past Istvan... Give the two one planet and not even exterminatus is gonna dig them out

@bbbbKeJodddd

Жыл бұрын

​@@warwolf3232"my lord there are armed orbital defenses outright blocking our path." "Damn it, Dorn..." "They're arranged to spell out...well...that's just a word I'm not going to repeat." "...Perturabo? Why?"

@zerotheassassin4046

Жыл бұрын

@@lukelahr6124isn’t lion slightly autistic? Cause from what I’ve heard bros brain works differently from everyone else and understanding peoples emotions or how they feel from a different perspective isn’t his strong suit per say

"We really need to get you out of the trenches more". Literally everything Peturabp wanted.

"How do I know you are not lying?" "Because I am Sigismund." A-Tier dialog.

Perty getting a panic attack from weed is absolute cannon!

unironically, some primarch-strength grass could've prevented like, half of the traitors from falling to chaos

Its nice of Russ to let Perturabo know that his work is appreciated.

It's been wierdly cathartic to see these videos go from memes and jokes to these real moments of a better future. A future that many of these characters deserve. So, thanks for this.

@Wardaddy1996

3 ай бұрын

I wish 40k would give these brothers these kinds of moments in the lore

I got blind sided by that talk with sigismund. It all could have been so different if the primarchs were a little more affectionate.

@user-bs1zg9nk3g

Жыл бұрын

Imagine how it would've been if they grew up together on Terra, as it was planned

@maskimo5311

Жыл бұрын

@user-bs1zg9nk3g I've actually wondered about that. I feel like for a few of the primarchs, they'd be worse off. The Emperor, as glorious, and God like as he is, he is "honestly kind of an asshole". One of the primarchs grew up on Terra, with Big E, but he still turned out to be a know it all jerk.

@GameLover45408

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-bs1zg9nk3gIf Big E and Erda raised them together, The Imperium would fall much later. Not because of Chaos taint but because Horus always had that ambition, the insecurities. Even if he raised all of them, there's the issue how Big E would treat them. Big E would have eventually become a new Chaos God or even make a new one, becoming his avatar. Possibly.

G U N S H I P - This is the heart to heart the boys should have had. Like the combo of Lion, Russ, Pert and Corax. Introverted loners

@gideonmele1556

Жыл бұрын

Jag would’ve liked it too but he’s of course always out

@dc-101

Жыл бұрын

​@@gideonmele1556hes coping it with a nice long ride

@dc-101

Жыл бұрын

With chogorian wine

@leonelimalevu7302

Жыл бұрын

@@dc-101 while listening to Home Resonance.

@dc-101

Жыл бұрын

​@@leonelimalevu7302 and also pulling his bolter up and hunt some massive big deers

Honestly! I get the feeling that if Turbo got one, ONE moment like this, he never would have ended up where he did.

@NielsMulvad

Жыл бұрын

The issue was that he had the chances for moments like this, but he never took the step back he did here after yelling about the eye. Be it on the others for not calling him out, or him for not being able to actually open up, I can't say for certain. But he is as much at fault as the others for not creating a bridge upon which a bond could be build.

@GetsugaTensho85

Жыл бұрын

​@@NielsMulvad All True!

@TronTuborg

Жыл бұрын

1:58 - That's all it would have needed imho. Someone, ANYONE just outright saying "We see you" and he'd have been ok.

Damn, Perty is my favorite Primarch outside of Sanguinius, so seeing him get that brotherly comradery he's needed was so wholesome.

“How do I know you’re not lying?” “Because I am Sigismund.” This man is just built different.

@dil09ful

8 ай бұрын

I mean true

@justinian47th

7 ай бұрын

And Perty just accepting that answer without a word... cx

You got Russ down perfect. Trying to help his brothers by pointing out a common interest between Pert and Dorn. But Russ being Russ. Ends up alienating his brother instead of helping him.

@randomcenturion7264

Жыл бұрын

He tries, he gets close, but fumbled. Still Sigismund came in with the save at the end

Dude this is so...wholesome. It honestly feels like a story you'd hear your dad and uncles talk about that one time they got baked on the football field at night and had a life changing journey.

All Pert needed was to bro out with his actual brothers!

@elindVII

Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love when he has "normal" relationships with brother, not... "olympian normal" kind of brotherhood of them. :)

Man these make me sad the Heresy happened. Seeing the brothers act as brothers is heartwarming.

@JoshuaAndres

10 ай бұрын

I like to think that for all the flaws the emperor had. This is what he wanted for them

"Well don't think we haven't noticed you dragging through blood and mud in the worst of the sh*t shows..." Had just one of his brother's actually had said that to Pert.

I cannot express how happy it makes me that the Bois like synthwave. 😂

@th2u88f

9 ай бұрын

It's groovy

Ahrimans dream after the crusade was to attended his vineyard and make wine, sad to see him as is now.😢

Shit, Peter Turbo has some dimensions to his character? This meme series is doing more work for canon than BL has done in three decades or more.

@Nugnugnug

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, Perturbation has been carrying the traitors militarily and narratively in the HH books.

@patrickdees5256

Жыл бұрын

​@@Nugnugnugyeah. But even with the loyalist, they didn't really appreciate him all that much either. Heck. maybe if Emps was a good father, and not blinded by his own ambitions, then none of the traitors would've turned to chaos.

@Nugnugnug

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickdees5256 maybe, but it's not like the primarchs are wholly blameless. Magnus, in particular, ruining the Webway project was completely his own fault. The Emperor failed each of his sons in his own way, even the loyalists. But when it came down to choices, every primarch chose his side. Even those under coercion and desperation. There's always an option, even death, but they chose betrayal.

@patrickdees5256

Жыл бұрын

@@a.m.2066 especially Konrad. What with his precognition driving him insane.

@elindVII

Жыл бұрын

Yes. His problem is inconsisces in writing... but when BL write about him now he is very interesting guy. Sometimes it looks all his problems with Rogal could be solved if they have a few cups of recaff and talk to each other. :D But his older lore is... well... Perty from older lore is different person than Perty from newer lore.

I sincerely hope you will do a continuation of this with Perturabo actually going to play with Rogal on Minecraft, because god emperor be damned, even a imperator-class titan couldnt hold me back if you leave us at such a perfect cliffhanger.

@proudsaiyanprince2651

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I really don’t want it to reflect canon for once in my life.

@garberasandor9699

Жыл бұрын

I'd love to see that, as well.

"How do I know you're not lying?" Sigismund: "What is lying?"

Man, imagine how differently Angron and the World Eaters would have turned out if they just had some strong weed to mellow them out.

I WANT A PART 2, Damn it was hella touching

The Primarchs just sitting around a table, calmly and casually talking about all the wholesome things they wanna do after they're finally done crusading makes me so fucking sad I just- *sob*

Perty getting some well deserved recognition, that being said: I know your paranoid and high Perty but I don’t think Dorn and, by extension, Imperial Fists are physically capable of lying. Overall a really nice moment of brotherly bonding, sadly I can hear the Word Bearer triumvirate coming to ruin it all. Yet again great 5 minutes.

Perty getting positive feedback and his dead silence at it in response speaks volumes. He’s not speechless, can respond, but is clearly taken aback by it. I bet Dorn and Perty have an awesome creative world.

@Warmaster2001

2 ай бұрын

Yeah but Pert can do prank or 2 against Dorn. Just being a silly brother.

a well written Perturabo really brings a tear to a mfs eye

"How do I know you're not lying?" "Because I am Sigismund."

The lion wants to reject modernity and embrace tradition

this was beautiful, and i can't help but die of laughter when Leman asks for cookie crisps, he sounds so damn high.

This is genuinely heartwarming. I never knew how much I would love seeing functionally immortal demigods just being so... human. So brotherly. Oh, what could have been.

Man i swear to christ this man is pumping out some of the best 40k content especially im regards to the primarchs

That Minecraft world is gonna be an absolute marvel of humanity with the two on it

Wish they'd brought Logar with them to get high. A good high would've definitely help him out. Glad to see Pert and Dorn may soon make up. Video Suggestion: Magnus explains to Logar, Pert, Morty, and Angron the very complex Lore of the Kirby franchise. Lorgar is deeply invested but Pert, Morty, and Angron are slowly getting from annoyed to absolutely pissed off. At first they're just grumbling, but then they get more and more mad as their pictures starts turning bright red.

@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550

Жыл бұрын

You think the choir boy would smoke Calibanite trees?

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677

Жыл бұрын

@@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550 given what happened? Yes

@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550

Жыл бұрын

@@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 yeah…

@elindVII

Жыл бұрын

@@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550 YES. If they promise Kor Phaeron and Emperor do not need to know... :D

The Greatest Sesh Ever! Captured the moment of the circle perfectly, everyone just chillin! Dirty Pert was a surprising addition to the rotation, and seeing him so at ease with himself and optimistic. Can't wait for the next sesh!

I don't know why I keep rewatching this. It reminds me of the seches me and my friends used to have when I was in my home town. We used to shoot the shit and just mellow out. Sometimes it was a big group but when it was just the main guys it was like this, discussing what we were going to do when we graduate or got our jobs, what we wanted to do with our lives. I was usually quiet just listening to everyone speak their minds, and I hope they are doing well.

You have got the characterization of the Primarchs down pat. It's always a highlight of my day when you upload!

This video has made me desperately want a Perturabo and Dorn gaming channel

Damn, I think this is the first ever time Perty got a break

It was generally awesome to finally hear some primarchs acknowledge the amount of bullshit Perty deals with and actually give him a pat on the back

@eletrictarantula2321

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes the only thing that perty needs to remain loyal

@henrywhitmore8344

Жыл бұрын

@@eletrictarantula2321 while it may not have been what he needed to keep him loyal it sure as hell feels like it when you learn about him

Somehow out of everything in this video, the thing I'm most amazed by is that somehow a strain of weed is strong enough to reliably get primarchs high

@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550

Жыл бұрын

It came from Caliban

@gamechanger8908

Жыл бұрын

​@@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550 According to Lion himself, they're smoking a Chogorian kush.

@lianchinlalguite7543

5 ай бұрын

​@@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550imagine if it came from catachan

Of course Eidolon made edibles… who else but him?

@bangablesnowbeast

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Ahriman woulda had some of that really good shit. Because mind warping space wizard.

@giovannidevincenzi3376

Жыл бұрын

@@bangablesnowbeast "Bruh, these edibles ain't shi- [*turns into Rubric marine*]"

@gamechanger8908

Жыл бұрын

​​@@bangablesnowbeast heard Ahriman made good Prosperan wine.

This more then anything make me sad, reading through the books all you get are Demi gods that were pushing to a war they never chose. But getting this what if, what if they actually sat down discuses their passions is heart warming.

I come back and watch this vid legit everyday since it’s been uploaded. Fuckin masterpiece please more like this

@ironduke5058

Жыл бұрын

Every few weeks for me. I feel like this is almost how'd they'd be if they weren't separated or at least weren't millions of kilometers away from each other at opposite ends of the galaxy and actually got time to hang out.

Damn, who'd have thought all Peter Turbo needed was a 420 sesh with the boys.

Please oh please for all the emperor's golden sparkly thong please let us see a wholesome brotherly moment between pert and dorn, a single glorious peaceful moment between two so close yet so far

THEY GOT SO HIGH THEY BROKE THE FORTH WALL

The vapor lounge with Sevatar Sigismund Abaddon and Eidolon would be an interesting dynamic

Damn it is surreal but fucking fantastic to see these guys hanging out and sharing personal things and giving Perty some love I don’t know how you make shit so funny/memey yet wholesome and real. Once again keep up the great work and thanks for the laughs and feels!

Now I really want to see every Primarch high

Please just let perturabo and dorn be friends it’s all I want, they deserve it

After watching this, my desire to see canon Perturabo & Magnus redeemed is now a thousand fold, cast in iron. 😢

He just called Sigismund Simpsmund! 😂

I now have Doug Cockle as my default voice for the Lion.

I straight busted up when I heard Perty shout THE EYE IT FUCCIN SEES ME

This unironically would've probably cheered up Peter from betraying the Emperor.

HOW DAMN WHOLESOME CAN YOU MAKE THIS WORLD VOXCAST TO NOWHERE OMFGE

We all could use a sesh like this.

look, I clicked on this thinking i'd be funny meme, haha, but like- so many of your videos bring me to these emotions. For these all powerful demigods, I think humanizing the primarchs as much as possible makes them some of the best characters in fiction, and makes the future civil war all that much more heart breaking

Me handing Vulcan a fresh joint in a smoke circle "Light it up like an Aeldari child."

@phantomwraith1984

5 ай бұрын

He'd slap you for that one. He regretted killing that child

I love how the Lion sounds like Geralt lmfao

Honestly the perfect Sigismund voice. Its exactly how I imagine him

See, now I can't unhear my favorite primarch as Keanu Reeves.

Leman was kinda adorable when he asked for the cookies x3

Listening to tech noir drunk or high is absolute euphoric, good video and great song choice!

High Perturabo not getting freaked out when someone mentions Dorn is quite wholesome and sad at the same time

This had no fucking right to bring a tear to my eye. My boys are being wholesome and supportive

Gotta circle back to this masterpiece every once in a while and just vibe out. This feels like the Primarchs if they grew up together or if the Crusade had more time and Big E actually parented

All purtey ever needed was a pat on the back plus I havnt laughed this hard since emperor tts keep it up

Honestly, the bit of Perty and Rogal hit me a bit hard. I cut ties from my brother after I learned about some fucked up shit he did, but I get reminded a lot that there are a lot of things we share. Music taste, hobbies, interests, we genuinely were a duo for a time, even looking past the things he did before the last straw. Yet I hold a disgust for him, and I get a feeling of unwanted relation when I remember that I share something with him. 40k is one of those things actually. Luckily, I have friends who I see as brothers now, more than he was. I met them in a shit spot in life, and their company helped me out of it. They have their flaws, they do dumb stuff, but so do I, and they are good people in heart.

@elindVII

Жыл бұрын

I am sorry. Cuting ties... hurts even years after. And it sucks because those wounds never heal properly. But shits like that happened and sometimes is that the best thing you can do and you just to have to fortify yourself and survive.

For the first time in a long time I think I actually like Perturablo! Great short and the edited pictures kill me!

yes we need more love for the lord of iron would love to see more with him with vulkan and ferrus with thier appreciation for craftsmanship

Alternate timeline where the Imperium got a flawless victory...

Good choice for music. GUNSHIP is a perfect band to listen to while baked.

The boys should've broken into Uncle Malc's stashes more often. Packed some of that Sigilite Sage into a helmet sized bowl, and just talk it out.

@ironduke5058

Жыл бұрын

Sigilite sage I'm dead

This confirms corvus is the most chill primarch.

Sigismund sounding like Kratos ova here!!!

@Warmaster2001

2 ай бұрын

Yeah it's definitely Kratoses voice. To be honest it's really suits him)

@theripperthetearror2130

2 ай бұрын

@@Warmaster2001 Facts!

A brother is a brother no matter how different.

This started funny but I find myself crying by the end. Delightfully wholesome and lighthearted. What really got me was Perturabo speaking of making his creations. Reminded me of when he spoke to Magnus above Morningstar of the theater he was going to make across from the imperial palace. Heartbreaking

'The politics of it all vexes the shit outta me too' If it's one thing nobody should like, just one, no matter what your beliefs on the actual subject of it is, it's politics. Fuckin' hate politics, gets people hating eachother.

Heresy averted with just a little of chogorian kush

Need more wholesome primarch vids of them just chillin being bros 😂😂

I love how it started out as a joke but this is actually becoming better than the real fucking story lol please keep the story going where everyone gets to stay together

I need more real moments like this! More! Gimme more! Seriously though, you should do one of these with just Lion and Leman, I'd love to see your insight into their relationship as brothers. To me, their relationship genuinely feels brotherly in the heresy, moreso than every other relationship between the primarchs, so seeing it fleshed out more from you would be awesome

Lion: "That's two words..." No one: Listens.

You gave them more hanity than ive ever could imagine tbh

This channel is amazing, I can't wait for the next installment. This whole brotherly vibe of the primarchs is A+

As a connoisseur of Good weed , Emperor help us to know what a Primarch smokes and gets stoned !!!! 🤯🤯

it'd be really cool if this could be a mini series of this channel :')

Damn, this healed my soul a bit.

This is a head cannon interaction for me

After watching this tech noir has become one of my fav song of all time…i guess i like what perty likes..my fav primarch

Best ep so far. Also thank you for introducing me to Gunship.

dude Keanu as Corax fits so damn well.

@gamechanger8908

Жыл бұрын

I've gotten used to it, whenever I hear ai Keanu, Corax pops into my mind.

Right when I check the channel for uploads, this shows up. Amazing work, my brother.

Damn this is almost too wholesome.