Imagine how absolutely fucking rancid Morty's Colkane mushrooms must smell like to turn Ferrus from the level-headed peacekeeper with a thing for metalwork, to an entity of fury that is so pure, that it could be misinterpreted for absolute calm. Imagine how wretched those mushrooms must taste to surpass the pain that the Butcher's Nails inflict upon Angron every second... at least Morty's trying to be betterto his brothers.

@elindVII

Жыл бұрын

Well. I have an idea - few years ago in my workplace someone hid a bowl of special spicy cottage cheese. In the middle of hot summer. Before weekend + holidays. That cottage cheese of course survived, endured and next weeks was working very hard to turn that place to a garden of Nurgle. We found that damned bowl at the end of September, it was under some heavy containers. I am sure whatever Mortarion's mushrooms are THAT was far worse. :D

@ul8532

2 ай бұрын

Wait Colkane? I have always understood cocaine... XD

Mortarion introduced then both to british food

@K.B98

Жыл бұрын

Mmmm...baked colkane mushrooms on toast

@gamechanger8908

10 ай бұрын

Fun fact, most Terran Born Death Guard are from the British Isles. It's even theorized Nathaniel Garro one such Terran Deathguard is a descendant of Arthur Pendragon, his sword being Excalibur.

@flithbrin

5 ай бұрын

The British colonized most of the known world in search of a day of the week that doesn't rain, and food that isn't shite.

@silvertrimhill9844

4 ай бұрын

That was no beef wellington

Mortarion being a good boy.. is.... nice.

@lichlord267

Жыл бұрын

Very unexpected, but welcome.

@SirMythcat

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@fumarc4501

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he’s probably tried. He’s just kind of a jerk about it.

@JoshuaAndres

8 ай бұрын

Morty is a good man at heart

The concept of Angron’s brothers trying their best to accommodate him and his nails because they genuinely still love him despite his condition, is a kind of wholesomeness I didn’t expect to find in a video like this.

I was so into mortarion speaking fondly of those mushrooms that i deadass got nervous when he served them to his brothers only for ferrus to turn fuckin feral

@shonklebonkle324

Жыл бұрын

Reminder: He was raised by cavemen.

@blackc1479

Жыл бұрын

Talk about "it was at that moment...."

I love how when morti clarifies what angron means by beef, angron happily and rapidly replies "yes-!"

@secondarytrollaccount666

7 ай бұрын

Angron: ANGRON WANTS BEEF!!! Ferrus: hey no fighting at the dinner table mister

Absolutely the best one yet. Ferrus snapping and Angron being thankful for how much the mushrooms pissed him off 😂😂😂

I'm in the odd position of saying, with the utmost sincerity, that a video where the punchline is Angron's violent bowel movement was an emotional rollercoaster. From hearing Mortarion getting wistful and nostalgic for his hellhole of a home beyond the stereotypical "it sucked but it made me stronger than you" bluster from canon, to his terrified silence as Ferrus boils with rage at the offense caused by the mushrooms, and ending on Morty's smug delight at managing to help despite the hate flung his way like he knew how it would go but also knew it would work. I do genuinely like Ferrus's almost hypocritical fury. At first, he's just returning what Morty gave him and Vulkan, but it soon escalates to a disproportionate level as he begins taunting his brother for not having a response. It humanizes him. You can argue that, to his eyes, he's just doing what Mortarion did before and insulting his most cherished meal and all the memories associated with it. The way Morty takes it all in silence can be from genuine fear at a repeat of the slam poetry incident, but the chipper tone in his voice at the end suggests the possibility that he was just patiently letting Ferrus do some much-needed venting while waiting for Angron to guzzle it down like he knew would happen. He helped out and let Ferrus get some stuff off his chest and feel like he was able to punish Mortarion's prior behavior. So now that I've looked way too deep into this video, I will slink back into the darkness where I belong. As has become my custom.

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

Please come to my Discord server Every time you leave a comment, I read them with such interest 🙌🏾 discord.gg/8JjeZpEB

@hyperspacehobbies

Жыл бұрын

Could not be better said.

@bonefetcherbrimley7740

Жыл бұрын

Well said.

I am italian and veggies are like... 60% of my whole culinary cultures. Angron never had to go through what a italian grandma will make you go through, if you don't eat the veggies and fruits.

@aronglasser

Жыл бұрын

If we follow Adeptus Ridiculous logic, Angron has an Italian brother in the form of Lorgar. He only understands a fraction of an Italian grandma's power.

@giacomoromano8842

Жыл бұрын

@@aronglasser i probably belong to that 0.01% of the adeptus ridiculous italian fandom that didn't drop off after they made the Word Bearers italians. Most likely because Lorgar is my favourite primarch.

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

Angron would cry for mercy at Grandma's feet, if he didn't eat his veggies and sweets

@thesosman3127

Жыл бұрын

@@giacomoromano8842 Ma salve!

@thefallenjedi66

Жыл бұрын

(Me apart of the spanish word bearer fandom) wait, you guys are Italian?

"Fake-ass Brolly" lmao

I felt genuinely sad for Mortarion when Ferrus insulted this mushroom abomination, but in the end I think Mortarion don't said anything not because he was sad, only because he just watched how Angron ate his ,,vegetables"

Trust me Angron, veggies are my enemies too.

The sad part is seeing how Morty is being silent as Ferrus is being absolutely enraged by the mushrooms. Gives me the sense that he was being genuine when he was talking about the veggies.

Damn, Ferrus has a lot of hatred for this particular mushroom and this is a reminder that is already to explode when he faces something that he cannot comprehend even with a Primarch level intelligence.

In the weirdest way... This... Is wholesome.

I am presuming the mushrooms are also _very_ hallucinogenic. So...follow-up video of Angron tripping _all the balls?_

@40kanon

Жыл бұрын

A trip so strong it circumvents the nails and for once, he's kind to his Legion or Brothers.

@dmgroberts5471

Жыл бұрын

@@40kanon Maybe he's so high he thinks they're his fellow Gladiators, so long dead by the Emperor's...poor parenting. And the others, knowing none of this, are freaked the fuck out, and are like, "What the fuck is happening right now?"

@blackc1479

Жыл бұрын

Lol or he goes so batshit that the nails actually become the voice of reason....

I think its interesting that while Morty and Kitty Cat both grew up on almost demon worlds, Lion became sensitive to it and gained ability to hunt it down, while Mortarion became sorta immune/resistant to it, in addition to absolutely murder fucking hating everything warp and psychers related. When Death Guard were trapped in the void, everyone (other than those assholes from the first company) was slowly and painfully dying, except Mortarion who was pretty much okay until he made a deal with Nurgle. Crazy bastard literally drank poison before getting that chaos juice, and here we see him casually eat that gives Angron, a god damn Primarch, the mother of all stomach aches. That muschroom should be enought to kill an entire waaagh, and yet its his favorite snack. Respect Dirty M. Respect.

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

I didn't even think about that, and that's fuckin fascinating to contemplate 🙌🏾

The toilet after Angron is going to be the source of a smell so foul, it will rival a Virus bomb on foulness and deadliness. If I was an Astarte, I would most definitely want a taste of that mushroom.

@dmgroberts5471

Жыл бұрын

I don't even want to _contemplate_ the shit that will result from a Primarch _that_ full of meat, fish, and poisonous mushrooms...and I have a Nurgle Army.

@flithbrin

Жыл бұрын

The toilet might draw nurgle to try to steal Angron from corn.

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677

Жыл бұрын

Rylanor will use this weapon wisely

@jekabsojarsulskis9740

Жыл бұрын

@@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 now that would be a grate blow to Fulgrim. Morty, mind getting some more of those delectible mushrooms?

@deathmachineable

Жыл бұрын

I just realized something.... as I'll be labelled as a heretic for this, this may be my last comment: The Emperor is so much of a dick that he don't pay the janitors and sewage cleaner crews enough to clean up a Primarch's toilet.

I don't know whats worse, Ferrus getting close to snapping or Angron actually eating the mushrooms

Yeah even Agron gets the f out of the way when Ferrus start getting pissed. And it is hilarious that Russ is as big of nerd as Magnus in these but still acts like a jockey. (Kind of accurate to be honest.)

Okay happy Morty is nice. I like it. Also Fuck, Ferrus finally getting angry is hilarious.

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

When the calm bro is angry, it's best to run for the bunkers 😂 Also, I'm not sure if you saw the community post, but I've got a Discord server up for peeps to join discord.gg/8JjeZpEB

Ferus throughout this entire series... has been the voice of reason. A man whose words were soft and welcoming. Strong like iron but a warm like a furnace. But never have I ever seen a man, so calm, be slowly broken by something so foul. So rancid... that for a moment, a brief moment, he went full on Joker. It made both Mortarion and Angron, out of all the primarchs...very...VERY uncomfortable. ....and I loved it.

@rangda_prime

11 ай бұрын

Well you know, when Manus loses his head, bad things happen.

I can't believe how well Stallone's voice fits for Ferrus Manus...I never would have suspected it until this video but damn!

Angrons greatest fear: Veggies

As he sat there, chewing on what could only be described as the purest essence of noxiousness made fungal manifestations, he could only wonder: _"Do they know... do they know it's when we feel human that we most love each other?"_

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

You. Discord. Now discord.gg/8JjeZpEB

Ferrus going Black Airforce was making me weak 😂

Ferrus releasing the gorgon is a true sight to behold. I need more of him.

Angron needing a high-chair is, if I recall right, kind of lore accurate, lol. Wasn’t the only Primarch shorter than him Alpharius/Omegon?

@aylix2137

Жыл бұрын

And yet he’s described as having been stronger than Lion in the new books. Makes me wonder what I would prefer. Angron being a bit in the short side always made him more unique to me

@Liethen

Жыл бұрын

Alpharius and Omegon are about 8 ft. Angron and Lorgar are in the 8-9 ft range. One book implies that Ferrus is the same height as Vulcan 12 ft-ish so potentially like a 6 ft talk man and his 4 ft little brother

@felipestriker187

Жыл бұрын

​@@LiethenI don't remember in which book i think it's Fulgrim,but when Ferrus, Vulkan and Corvus are making the plans for Istvaan V, Ferrus is described as being literally a head(no pun intended) taller than Vulkan.

@Liethen

Жыл бұрын

@@felipestriker187 I see....So what you're saying is that currently they are the same height.

@felipestriker187

Жыл бұрын

@@Liethen If they are side by side.......yes.

My shits will be of legend 😂

@logangrimnar3800

Жыл бұрын

I exclusively eat meat and one of the greatest realizations was that the constipation memes are backwards. Turns out, constipation is not a natural state, it is *triggered* by your diet. It's likely from something processed or plant-based. The need for fiber is to counteract the negative reaction of the body. A meat-based diet creates one of the smoothest and regular GI tracks in history.

@ToTheNines87368

Жыл бұрын

@@logangrimnar3800 I tried the meat only thing for a little under two weeks. Personally didn’t agree with my stomach, so I quit.

@GetsugaTensho85

Жыл бұрын

​@ToTheNines87368 Not surprising, diets are the most person specific things I've ever seen in my life. People just need to figure out what works for them.

@ToTheNines87368

Жыл бұрын

@@GetsugaTensho85 yeah, that’s definitely my layman take as well.

@Artemisarrowzz

Жыл бұрын

@@logangrimnar3800 Depends, I think. I tried the keto diet and just didn't feel satisfied. I missed my cooked veggies and fruit. So at the end of the day, I think veganisms kills, but the keto diet is just not for everyone.

I love that Angron was in a high chair the whole time.

Ah i was wondering where Ferruses ..... temper went.

I never thought I'd watch a video about a Primarch's bowel movement.

Ironic that Ferrus says that, when he enjoys eating SAND

@josephflynn9792

Жыл бұрын

Please elaborate?

@Artemisarrowzz

Жыл бұрын

@@josephflynn9792 During a conquest, Ferrus mentioned how much his stomach grumbled because he was standing on sand. It turns out, he used to eat sand on Medusa.

@josephflynn9792

Жыл бұрын

@@Artemisarrowzz well damn, thank you

"The teachings of Confucious have left my memory in this moment of rage" Quite possibly one of the hardest lines I've heard this year. Fuck if I was considering violent solutions to conflict and my foe say that to me I might even change my mind to avoid the fucking smoke. Hands down appreciated and beautiful work my friend.

On that day Mortarion learns a special from Ferrus Manus. Fear.

Angron... Eat your veggies or Auntie Lotara is going to be upset. And when Auntie Lotara is upset, she breaks out the Ursus Claws. I know she's much, much smaller than you, but you and your World Eaters know it's not smart to upset Auntie Lotara.

@jacobs4545

Жыл бұрын

Conqueror Daemon Lotarra could tangle with Angron. Break some furniture, 😏😏

@SmithOfGear92

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobs4545 Well since she's permanently fused to the ship, wouldn't she technically *be* the furniture?

@piratekingthaszar7912

11 ай бұрын

​@@SmithOfGear92she's a sadomasochist

Angron in a high chair is art I need right now

@dannyb.4499

Жыл бұрын

Designed to look like a Dreadnought, ideally.

"Ehi Morty, what's your favourite food?" "surströmming" "Why did I fucking ask..."

Quite the turn around by Mortation from the previous episode where he was bad mouthing Vulkan and Manus over their food.

Ferrius sounds so pissed he may start his own heresy. All over some gross mushrooms.

Omg i liked this one so much that I sat through the ads with no complaints

This channel has done so much for Ferris’ character more than anything gw has or ever will do

@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470

10 ай бұрын

Now we see why Horace thought it would be an easy win is ferrus Manus was on his side he was a good babysitter to the more degenerative his brothers

Hey now, don't tease us. That Pokemon discussion is really happening, right? AND NO LEGENDARY COP OUTS!

Warlord Titan level threat in my guts!!!

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

We've all been there, amiright??

@hyperspacehobbies

Жыл бұрын

@@voxcasttonowhereofficial no...never not me, no way, not once, nuh uhh. *darting eyes back and forth*

Nurgle had to be responsible for the mushroom, how else is it suppose to give a primarch the most violent storm brewing in their guts and some how end in a happy vibe?

I know this may be a false hope but I genuinely wish this is just an alt take on the timeline, like yeah it has meme shit like discordia and pokemon. But just the way you make these guys act, the way they speak and the way they interact with one another I find myself was more immersed with these versions of the demi sons then in canon.

The unending ironies in this one - 🤣.

More scary Ferrus.

Ferrus lost his head for a bit there.

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

OOOOO

Can’t wait for konrad to find out bout halloween and be the joker, or batman with magnus being the joker.

mortarion trying to be a better man, ferrous about to lose it, and angron eating his veggies to avoid a bloodbath, did i enter bizzaro world?

WE HAVE TO HEAR THIS POKÉMON DEBATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

Next one!

Glad to see morty being nice for once.

I kind of wish mortarian's mushrooms were just some tasty mushrooms. I feel like the irony of him enjoying something nice and being a calm and good person at the same time would have been enough to not need to be undercut. Or maybe at least just have had them look like penises but taste fine. Im a little disappointed now actually. My imagination has blue balled me

Morty being a chill dude is nice

2:38 How I'm feeling when someone is messing up the barbecue

@deathmachineable

Жыл бұрын

I feel that on a physical and spiritual level. Nothing gets me more pissed off when someone at the Barbecue messes up the Lamb or the Beef ribs.

I think Angron just likes being angry and in pain.

God i wish we had more Ferrus in lore. That theat was so visceral I felt it. Laughed my ass off at just how serious it was lol!

That bit with Ferus was legitimately unnerving.

Cannon he brung that out cause he knew the rage I’d cause angron knowing he’d like the anger he knows his brothers more than we may know

Mortarion being pleased about the mushrooms is heartwarming.

0:25 me after eating two whole pizzas from little Caesars and Three whoppers from BK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OH GOD, I'M CRYING!!!

I thought Russ would like Zemazenta or Zacian, but okay. Wait until when he sees which tier Lucario is in the competitive scene.

I thought for sure that the mushrooms were going to be hallucinogenic.

8 whole rotisserie chickens 💀

Am I the only one who’s getting some major dad vibes from Ferrus as he’s trying to get Angron to eat his vegetables?

Im proud of you for not make low hanging jokes about fulgrim and fruits.

“My shits will be of legend.” So that’s where he got the name Spine Grinder

This is why Angron is my favorite. He knows what he wants, and its GLORIOUS and DISGUSTING

Why is this so wholesome

He sounds like sylvesterstalone

This is perfection

Is there anything Angron DOESN'T hate? 🤔

Thank you for inspiration, I was thinking about what to cook next time I have to - baked mushrooms stuffed with cottage cheese would be loved by my family too, I am sure! :D And maybe if it would be stuffed mushrooms with broccoli... ☺' (How i HATE cooking.)

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

Portobello mushrooms and slices of goat cheese 😁 Honestly, all jokes aside, mushrooms and cottage cheese would make a delicious treat with extra ingredients

I laughed so hard I started crying 😂

Amazing as always

I almost lost it when he said fake ass broly

My shits will be of legend

I just love the idea of a primarch inside of a high chair while another Primark is desperately trying to make him eat a vegan masterpiece fit for the emperor. Then Morty brings in something that even the Dark eldar wouldn't touch and angron eats it.

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

At least Mortarion was being nice for once! 😂

And this is the real events that launched the heresy.

Man, If Angron’s pounds of macraggian salmon consumed per meal continue at this rate it will have disastrous effects on the ecosystem of Macragge and by extension its economy. Which means in there is a good chance in the future of Guilliman ranting to Angron about his overconsumption via a comically long slideshow entirely comprised of various graphs and excel sheets in true Roboute fashion.

Angron: angron wants beef Ferrus: hey no fighting at the dinner table mister.

Did angron eat the shrooms because he was scared of what was gonna happen to him if Farris lost his temper?!?!

I really wanna see the pokemon debate now

I love you and this channel so very much its unreal

That poor toilet...

Did he just call Vulcan penny face😅😅😂

I really want to see that Pokemon debate actually

@voxcasttonowhereofficial

Жыл бұрын

Soon 😊

@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677

Жыл бұрын

We all know Ditto is the superior Pokémon - Magnus probably

Just give him some roast greenskins there just beefy mushrooms

Morty eats cabage.

Wait this dude was on the high chair this whole time 😂😂

LFG

Even Nurgle wouldnt eat those mushrooms, and Angron downed it all

babe wake up voxcast to nowhere posted

this one was just fuking great

OMG!!!!! I love it!

I've watched this multiple times and it's hilarious

👏👏👏👏👏 Masterpiece. So funny to see Ferrus as the big brother to all of his dumb younger brothers 😆

My shit will be of legend- lol