I'm finally back! I must say, my friends, 2020 was kicking me all around and probably is the hardest year so far. But here we are, restoring uploading schedule :) I hope you like it and love you all!

@aetu35

3 жыл бұрын

Ave! Wish to see you upload more frequently, I really missed your high quality videos.

@IlyassansUwU

3 жыл бұрын

OMG A DREAM COMES TRUE 😂 THE LEGEND IS AGAIN BACK, MY DAY IS SAFE

@krasnamerah1926

3 жыл бұрын

Love

@FullmetalGambler

3 жыл бұрын

usually, when I'm this early I have something creative to write

@corporalzeph2518

3 жыл бұрын

We missed you but we understand!

Technically France was the hero in this , not only did they stop the World War and holocaust , but they also wrote the history books and payed me a dollar to say that about them.

@justthememelordsnextdoor9120

2 жыл бұрын

Yo wait they did stop the holocaust

@introvertedchip7892

2 жыл бұрын

yooooooooo

@ommsterlitz1805

2 жыл бұрын

@@justthememelordsnextdoor9120 Stop by finishing it lmao

@yuribezmenovthegreat4705

2 жыл бұрын

But japan stomic explosions

@EndoClaw

2 жыл бұрын

@@ommsterlitz1805 can’t have the holocaust if there’s no one to genocide

8:47 All front: losing battles French propaganda: look, we are winning here!

@matteoburchi6122

3 жыл бұрын

Naahh don't you hear the happy music? It means it's all good, please don't look at all that red points

@aegeanharrier6648

3 жыл бұрын

@@matteoburchi6122 I had a friend who looked at the red dots. Had...

@DarkBuddhist

3 жыл бұрын

That was my shitty european allies serving as meat shields, you know :D

@shizukajoestar614

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkBuddhist 5:37 Who lost?

@matteoburchi6122

3 жыл бұрын

@@aegeanharrier6648 The guillotine is lovely in this time of the year!

France: aha! we've finally outsmarted you! you can't retreat and burn all the fields if you have nowhere to retreat to! now we will crush your pitiful army into dust! Russia: ..... We surrender. France: *wait no you weren't supposed to do that*

@hazunki8807

3 жыл бұрын

true

@papysson

3 жыл бұрын

They didn't surrendered, they... 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭

@qui-gonjinn3322

3 жыл бұрын

France: this encirclement is so satisfying. Russia: just because we wanna make you angry, and not giving you satisfaction from closing of this enormous encirclement... we surrender. France: BON SANG!

@qui-gonjinn3322

3 жыл бұрын

@@papysson d*mn, I need that font!

@DiamondDog12

3 жыл бұрын

France: wait thats my job

Dark Buddhist: *encircles entire soviet army* Japan: *capitulates them* Dark Buddhist: I will never forgive the japanese!

@nutcrackerreal100

3 жыл бұрын

Dark does like his Walkman tho

@ankat6756

3 жыл бұрын

But, like, what's the point of this encirclement, it has a capital in it

@xano2921

3 жыл бұрын

IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?

@Hadahuda

3 жыл бұрын

@@ankat6756 7:36 its a joke watch the vid pls

@qwefhj3011

3 жыл бұрын

*proceeds to nuke every city in japan*

Me: Why now, couldn't you wait until after these 4 assignments due tomorrow are done?!? DarkBuddhist: *The conquest waits for no man.*

@EvgeniVutov

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck on the assignments mate

3:13 "Sir! They have encircled us!" "Well, then encircle their encirclement!"

@Prauwlet213

3 жыл бұрын

Ussr at Stalingrad:: not bad kid

@LasVon

3 жыл бұрын

Burak kalp almışsın

@Joy_editz22

2 жыл бұрын

*visible confusion*

That was Justified Nuking at the end: Japanese pushed ussr's capitulation % and DB couldn't annihilate entire soviet army. Even I could feel the rage, they RUIN3D it!!!!!11111

@MyUsersDark

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1one11!!!!1

The legend has returned to us.

@Trever101

3 жыл бұрын

The legend 27

@vaclavchylik2468

3 жыл бұрын

The Return of The King

@KNNY_-sp6kq

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaclavchylik2468 dang i was just about to comment that

@multiplenames4877

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I was gonna like your comment but it’s on 420...

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna Pretend I didn't See Your Face

8:42 Therapist: Japanese Africa doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you. Japanese Africa:

@aureusknighstar2195

3 жыл бұрын

I'm having an eyesore imaginiing japanese restaurants in the middle of african city slums

@clarkstrange2142

3 жыл бұрын

@@aureusknighstar2195 probably a ton of war crimes too, I’m sure the Japanese would probably enslave the Africans

@chargingnoisesintensify6335

3 жыл бұрын

@@clarkstrange2142 how original. cant the Japanese come up with something new for once

@enternamehere4124

2 жыл бұрын

@@clarkstrange2142 "Well sir as you can see whe capture this guys during the war so technically they are not slaves, they are war prisioners so that makes this perfectly legal"

@clarkstrange2142

2 жыл бұрын

@@enternamehere4124well done

Dark Buddhist: *looks at clock* *every single hour is "make an excellent video"* Oh heavens, look at the time!

Japan: Capitulares USSR Dark Buddhist: *This world shall known pain*

France: Hey japan, do you like your islands? Japan: Yeah, why are you asking? France: Enjoy the last moments of their existance Japan: Wait wh-

@user-hx7li3xc7b

3 жыл бұрын

Japan: -_- A few moments later Japan: 0_0

@ortherner

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-hx7li3xc7b to moments?

@user-hx7li3xc7b

3 жыл бұрын

@@ortherner Sorry, im russian 😅

@ortherner

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-hx7li3xc7b ok

One of the most beutifull encircliments destroyed by Weebs...

@BaguetteGamingOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking weebs

@eldolarescaro676

3 жыл бұрын

Singleplayer is cringe

@johnbridger1403

3 жыл бұрын

@@eldolarescaro676 Multiplayer is a trash can in fire

@wallywallendo

3 жыл бұрын

@Jayden Dan Dominquez it’s a joke. About japan and anime. How does politics figure into this?

@wallywallendo

3 жыл бұрын

@Jayden Dan Dominquez how does that relate to the joke. The joke is that a bunch of weebs came in from japan. Because anime is from japan. So japan = anime. It’s a joke that has nothing to do with politics. Also even though anime didn’t exist yet that doesn’t matter, because it is a JOKE.

Dark Buddhist is the reincarnation of Napoleon

@DarkBuddhist

3 жыл бұрын

I wish

@dominionofquebec10452

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkBuddhist you are

France: with blood and iron fights against the Bolsheviks Japan: Hey hey let me take it all myself

Oh my god, 12 minutes of frenchgasm. Merci beaucoup!

This timeline be like: *Two nukes weren't enough*

@birisi916

3 жыл бұрын

More Nukes = No Anime, No Weebs I would accept it.

@tylermech66

3 жыл бұрын

@@birisi916 so less nukes is more anime and more weebs? a'ight, time for the invasion of the home islands. thousands will die for the animoos.

@Hans8814---

3 жыл бұрын

@@birisi916 we need more nukes

@clarkstrange2142

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylermech66 honestly probably would’ve annexed them at that point leading to anti-anime laws 😈

@tylermech66

3 жыл бұрын

@@clarkstrange2142 America loves anime though, so if anything there'll be encouragement for more.

The angry french man was so angry that he made southern Japan into a radioactive wasteland

I ses the recommandation. Instant clic and like. Oh, and if you want new ideas for new campaign, I propose Qing restauration as Puyi. If you want this, like for him/her to see

@ckfeliz

3 жыл бұрын

*restoration Yeah, I'd like to see him play Qing as well

Dark Buddhist: "They are can't keep retreating, If the entire western Russia is an encirclement." One of the most craziest battle plan I heard so far.

The massive Conféderation du Rhin got me rolling

Last time i was trying to do this achievment i forgot to turn off mode that makes all agents of germany Hitlers in disguises. From that time i still havent played hoi4.

@theredbear7174

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm

@thezombiecreeper

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Me whenever I play: " *"Maximum attrition present: 72%"*

Dark Buddhist comes in only when KZread is at its driest, just to remind us what water tastes like.

When one member of your family was a Napoleonic guard, you can be proud of yourself 😎

@karrarnusrat1926

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god really!!! was he your great grandfather ??? Tell me more please

Rip that encirclement m8. I'm glad to see you're back!

And when the world needed him the most... ...He came back

FINALLY THE MAN IS BACK BUT THIS TIME WITH BETTER MEMES! edit: i know this is cringe and all but omg thx i have allways dreamed of this many likes in a comment

@etho7351

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, the French not surrendering was the meme.

@realbitcho

3 жыл бұрын

@@etho7351 agreed

@realbitcho

3 жыл бұрын

@Gulten thx

@unkn0wn48

3 жыл бұрын

Ya got a beautiful moustache france:)

@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025

3 жыл бұрын

@@unkn0wn48 No My Mustache Are Better... Oh I Forgot I Lost My Mustache

Strategy is there, memes are on point, music is mostly goofy. Welcome back Dark Buddhist! 😎

Poland during Napoleonic wars: during we France we got your back Poland surrounded by enemies French Empire: I got you Homie!

"Take over earth for power?" No "Take over earth to make map art?" Yes

My breakfast croissant really enjoyed this. ^~^

@minetdessin5475

3 жыл бұрын

croissants are austrians

@Boretheory

3 жыл бұрын

@@minetdessin5475 Krauts are italian in reality. So yeah everything is kinda messed up.

I find it a litte too humilianting to have to make 7 coalitions to win against one men.

Dark Buddist : Uploads Me : Yes Yes Yes

The return of the Buddhist with jokes that made me die of laughter; epic

You better have posted that encirclement on Reddit.

@blueberry.milkshakequeen6946

3 жыл бұрын

Rate my encirclement guys!!

@cactuscultist_2307

3 жыл бұрын

omg rebbit i played the vidya liie a nomral person r8 plox

@eldolarescaro676

3 жыл бұрын

dude its AI with no 40 width tanks

@benjeiy7347

3 жыл бұрын

@@eldolarescaro676 I mean, they buffed the ai to make 7-2s and medium tanks now.

@eldolarescaro676

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjeiy7347 No they dont, The AI makes shitty divisions and has the hability of doing Micro of my grandma also that encirclement is so stupid bc there are still supply and using battle plan is still the same 7 2 are shit and medium tanks are so easy to pierce with tank destroyers and at3 or using heavy tanks which you can rush with France and Russia

I love how he doesn't forget about friends who has helped him

Forget Tolkien, this is the return of the king

France: Encircles entire Soviet Army Japan: *Im about to end this man whole career*

I came looking for some dumb memes And I found quality content

@weaponm249entity

3 жыл бұрын

is this a meme template? i guess maybe.

@golden2690

3 жыл бұрын

I went looking for copper and found gold

I don’t know why I am here I don’t know what is this video All I know I must drop a like

“And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.”

hey dark buddhist, i know you aren't going to read this. But I wanted to let you know that your videos mean alot to me, i've gone through a hard time at school and I get really happy when i watch your videos, they are super entertaining and inspire me to go on until the end, in real life and hoi4. :D

@DarkBuddhist

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean "arent going to read it" im tryna read all comments ^^ And im very happy to hear that I could be part of the positive things in your life! Stay strong my friend!

@itoaba

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkBuddhist Thanks for answering! You really made my day today! :D

No one: Litterally no one: When dark buddhist posts a video: The Return Of a King

Me: the soundtrack is amazing! Someone: its not a game. Me: what Someone: its someone pl- Me: SHUSH THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

3:34 imagine you, as H1tl3r, just recently finished your speech, then suddenly out of knowhere, a bloody 1 french division just marching towards berlin, and you got no division to fight against them

The friendship is back to conquer the world again!!!

Return of the dank intro Also 10:06 is the most beautiful thing ever

Who would win ? -The entire French army *Or* -Nancy

@thepatriot1569

3 жыл бұрын

Nancy is a french citie, I love ruining jokes

@DarthSidian

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepatriot1569 False, for your explanation only made the joke funnier!

❌❌ going straight to Moscow to take its supplies ❌❌ going for Stalingrad to get the Transcaucasian oils ✅✅ encircle the entire heartland

I have to say , I love that you are back , but aswell I thank you because you have teached me many thinks for Hoi4 and I learned from you.

Listening to Russian Dance while invading USSR? *Pro gamer move.*

The great content is back and in an amazing way

These Videos are always a treat, thank you for making such amazing content :D

The most powerful brony and the best KZreadr in the world finally returned to bring us a some quality content

Dark Buddhist: posts a new vid Me: noice

The legend is back!!!!

Finally I've been waiting for that high quality editing and great hoi4 gameplay.

Honeycomb Highway was an excellent music pick, such a banger love the montage

ah yes good edit, also music and he is back.

When the world needed him the most, he came back

Versailles treaty must be enforced! *Proceeds to take half of Europe*

Another amazing masterpiece, nice job Dorc

When your general is wounded so hard the Soviet Union capitulates to Japan:

I remember when Napoleon encircled the Piedmont's army with 20 devisions and they rage deleted it.

@DarkBuddhist

3 жыл бұрын

wdym rage deleted, they dissapear when they run out of supply lol

Dope ass video with a really nice editing. You can actually see the effort put into it. Great job man, keep the memes up!

As always great vid man! This was the biggest encircelment I have ever seen!

Nice video - saying this a minute after the upload, maybe a few seconds

You can’t die on the way to Moscow if you never go to Moscow Big brain 🧠

Happy to see a new vid from this channel!

I was starting to miss you too much, thanks for coming back (and with same level of quality)

FAKE! Dark Buddhist would never need to Google how to HOI4 good. XD

@barontuna

3 жыл бұрын

If he Google’s that all he will find is he’s videos

Im late,Im really late,but I must ask how did you lure germans to fight you literally everytime I refuse them they just back down

@DarkBuddhist

3 жыл бұрын

took quite a number of restarts but they do it eventually lol

Yes. Yes! Yeeeessss!! Superb content, great music, insane plans that mostly works..It is good to have you back :)

5:50 that is one hot pocket you got there. Super video!

0/10 "Not enough Napoleonic Doggo."

Ok but are we gonna ignore Afghanistan taking half if Central Asia from the Soviets?

@thespanishinquisition4078

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Congrats at 69.7k subs, love those funny numbers.

I almost spit out my drink when I saw the channel below the thumbnail. HE'S BAC

Perfect, I was wondering for what to watch at midnight

Another masterpiece from you

Do you know how many i waited for this video?, now i'm glad because you upload it, thanks

This is one of my most favorite videos on this website

YES YOUR BACK! Damn I missed your vids they are so good!

The return of the king

Glad ur back men, much love.

The legend is back

Thank God! It seems that this year is starting to get better

great to see you uploading again

Return of the king

Oh yeah, here we go again. Good video man, i wish you luck!

its nice to see youuploading hoi4 again

Omg this is my new favorite video on KZread!

Loved how you used “The Russian Dance” by Tchaikovsky while invading Russia, thats absolutely hilarious!

The legend has returned!!

Truly another masterpiece has arisen.

Epic video!! Thanks dude!

Whoa nice Divide and Conquer move!

I'm new to your channel but I must say the intro is great:D