> going as far as to re-record the dialogue You spoil us, Civvie.

@shogunassassin1937

3 жыл бұрын

Edward the Hazardous for real.

@JulliJullitus

3 жыл бұрын

Lower pitch depressed sounding Civvie no more!

@huxleyable

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that immediately that it wasn't his old fat schlob voice but his natural voice. Much better this way. Civvie is a good boy

@christiangottsacker6932

3 жыл бұрын

@@huxleyable I hope civvie reads this for max sad

@WolfyFancyLads

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he was forced to re-record it under threat of "invasive obedience conditioning". ...It's a fancy way of saying "unwanted rectal probing".

"But then a Shikari teleports in." It's amazing how you can sum up an entire game in one sentence.

@Shaun_Jones

2 жыл бұрын

Is that how it’s spelled? I always assumed it started with a C, so Chikari.

@slackerdenile8836

2 жыл бұрын

There was an emo metal band in the 2000's called Enter Shikari, I wonder if they played this game.

@ghoulsarefree

2 жыл бұрын

@@slackerdenile8836 What does Shikari mean? a big game hunter Definition of shikari India. : a big game hunter especially : a professional hunter or guide.

@iBlewupthemoon98

Жыл бұрын

"You walk out and 2,000 Chikari spawn."

@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117

Жыл бұрын

"Somehow, a shikari return"

Blood I Boss battle dialog: "With the power you bring, I shall open the doors to the worlds and inherit the Earth." Blood II: The Chosen Boss battle dialog: "Hello."

@ibosu3190

3 жыл бұрын

*FUCKING RAW*

@thekolonel5551

3 жыл бұрын

"Hello there."

@valentinom.4292

3 жыл бұрын

"... Cujo?"

@cracinlac923

2 жыл бұрын

It's on the same level as "You again!"

@hiddenshadow2105

2 жыл бұрын

@@cracinlac923 Colonel Autumn?

Caleb’s “Nooo~” was one of the most natural sounding despair “no’s” I’ve heard, there’s like real hurt in that line, I love it

@GloomGenetics

3 жыл бұрын

thats stephen weyte for you.

@thebyte0f879

3 жыл бұрын

good voice actor doing the best of what he's given. Also because it's stephan weyte were talking about

@srcheddar

3 жыл бұрын

I think this is the only time Caleb rises his voice, and it's terrifying.

@pomax1464

3 жыл бұрын

That "noooo" is up there with French Vader

@kyon813

2 жыл бұрын

"Show yourself! *Show yourself!*"

In the era of remakes, one man remakes his own review. Including *redubbing the entire dialogue* for a game he *hates*. This either the heights of passion or the depths of hatred.

@achu-7941

3 жыл бұрын

I too would had heights of passion if i was rolling in above 3000 dollars a month from doing what I love, tbh.

@xanaxodgrindcorelover9191

3 жыл бұрын

they are 2 sides of the same coin

@achu-7941

3 жыл бұрын

@Denam not saying that his recognition and donations just magically snapped into existence. Im saying he's lucky to be who he is atm, which what i will never be nor achieve even if i wanted to. I'm too introverted

@groove4528

3 жыл бұрын

Achu- i understand your point but i guarantee if you asked civvie if he sees himself making it to where he is he’d say the same thing as you, a lot of social media is just keeping at and throwing anything at the wall until it sticks. i bet u could do this, i believe in u son

@kcdodger

3 жыл бұрын

Passion can be many things, love and hate equally.

"I'm throwing a party. An evil party! And you're not invited!" - unused line from Gideon in the game files.

@RocketLawncher

3 жыл бұрын

There is unused Fanatic line in which he says "I enjoy licking your butt" or something like that. It was also used in the only cutscene in Blood II: Revelations, the expansion which scrapped after being barely started due to limited sales.

@josephhanicak7922

3 жыл бұрын

The game would've been better if they had actually used that

@bravo075

3 жыл бұрын

That's so bad it's good.

@Ohflipsnap

3 жыл бұрын

@@bravo075 So fucking raw that it's well done!

@lionocyborg6030

3 жыл бұрын

That reminds me of Tycho's one-liner from near the end of Marathon Infinity before he dumps you in a colosseum full of spec-ops rank pfhor: "Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing? A party hat. You don't get one."

'If you run, you're only going to die tired.', is actually a pretty nice line.

@Shaun_Jones

Жыл бұрын

“No use running, you’ll only die tired,” is a lot better in my opinion.

@carbinecryo30716

Жыл бұрын

boba fett makes it sound actually threatening ophelia makes it sound...kinda goofy.

@plaguevein8454

Жыл бұрын

19:30

@guilhermehank4938

Жыл бұрын

The problem is the delivery

@mrpenguin8731

11 ай бұрын

@@plaguevein8454What

"Now I'm radioactive, that can't be good" Oh, that was a Geiger? I thought the r/sec stood for Ramsey's per second, for how raw this game is.

@TildeathTheKid

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was rage per hour

@everythingsgonnabealright8888

3 жыл бұрын

I died at Ramsey’s per second, top shelf joke m8 X)

@RyoLeo

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was raw per second but I guess Ramsey per second would be funnier

@socksleeve

3 жыл бұрын

@@RyoLeo I thought it was raw per second as well, lol

@RyoLeo

3 жыл бұрын

@@socksleeve I mean officially I think civvie would wan to say its raw per second but we all know this is probably civvie way of sneaking a little Ramsey under the guards noticed

I bought this over Half Life. I was looking at both boxes and this seemed cooler. Its been close to 22 years and that decision still annoys me.

@GeorgeBPryor

3 жыл бұрын

He chose... Poorly.

@v0dka885

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeorgeBPryor good film

@lyokianhitchhiker

3 жыл бұрын

I guess if you had the money, you’d have brought both?

@txcforever

3 жыл бұрын

I would do the same probably. To be honest I played the demo and I really liked it. Also a friend had Half Life and we got bored of that instantly (we were used to games like Doom, Quake or Duke 3D in our defense). But later I borrowed Half Life from him and loved it and tried this way later and got bored of it, so I guess balance has been restored.

@lyokianhitchhiker

3 жыл бұрын

unbridledenthusiasm I know.

I like to think that Gideon isnt just poorly animated and is just slightly floating above the ground when he “walks” but is actually using heelies

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

2 жыл бұрын

Fooking RAW!

18:55 I honestly thought at first the 'ding' had been added by Katie.

@heywhoisthisguy

3 жыл бұрын

@TwistedGamer Are you sure that's not my baking timer

@StewyAdamRules

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I thought it was part of the video not actually in the game.

"I think it's trains that don't have much luck with me" Is an absolutely amazing line

"I have to catch everybody up on Blood" ...as if everyone hasn't watched Pro Blood five times now...

@Beany2007FTW

3 жыл бұрын

I've literally never played Blood - but I feel like I know how it plays from watching Civvie hop, skip and bob around in those videos :-) (I was tempted to get it recently but work has been hell since 'rona popped up, so I've not had time :-( )

@LonelySpaceDetective

3 жыл бұрын

The original Blood 2 review videos were put up before he actually covered Blood 1, so it made sense to recap the game.

@Quickdrawingartist

3 жыл бұрын

Five is too low a number.

@tanekheath5323

3 жыл бұрын

5 times? Pathetic

@Kevin-jb2pv

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but the only other Blood 2 series on youtube is that 3 part one Mr. Plinkett did a couple years ago.

A moment of silence for Katie having to put all those Gordon Ramsey RAW's

@IAmTh3Doom

3 жыл бұрын

I call it lazy editing.

@Flappyreal72828

3 жыл бұрын

Deathshroud mm no it isn’t

@matnar0285

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmTh3Doom how is that lazy, it's more work, along with the other stuff, more work

@huleyn135

3 жыл бұрын

@@matnar0285 too overused of a joke and its literally just slapping a clip. frankly the whole civvie side character verse shit is just fucking cringe

@diegowushu

3 жыл бұрын

@@huleyn135 Well aint you a ray of sunshine?

In case anyone cares, he used the ‘Raw’ sound effect about 40 times

@woadblue

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't, until you pointed it out. +1 for your efforts

@woadblue

3 жыл бұрын

....However you could've lied and I wouldn't check. And you probably knew that, so -1 for your deceptive nature but +1 again since it's almost Christmas

@TES_735

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus...

@guyincognito5663

3 жыл бұрын

The strange thing is, it never gets old somehow. FUCKIN RAW

@Bagheera2

3 жыл бұрын

@@guyincognito5663 i say this irl now...

"Chernobog's death opened many doors." Many doors Ed Boys

@lyokianhitchhiker

3 жыл бұрын

Danny Guevara they are held by life.

@lyokianhitchhiker

3 жыл бұрын

Chase Gillingham 15 (STUDENT) It was obvious.

@pedroemo5477

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that IS a Ed Edd n Eddy reference

@ac8911

3 жыл бұрын

"The stench of immortal doom still thickens the air, yes? Or, perhaps it is Wilfred's cabbage evacuations? Hard to tell."

@magnusm4

3 жыл бұрын

A three headed Rolf, yawn.

The funniest line “We are the ancient one, bow down before us!” Caleb: “Nah” That is the most hilarious way to respond to a wannabe god. Even more funny than system shock two in Caleb’s voice

"and the only way to get them off is to spam the use key" - except that they forgot to add this for the release version, so if one did latch on you just had to wait till it killed you or load a save file. The release version also had a bug in one of the sewer levels that made it impossible to complete and, if you read the game manual, the ritual knife weapon was meant to level up with the number of people it had killed - which wasn't actually in the game. raw indeed.

@CorvusNoctem

3 жыл бұрын

The release version has a bug where one of those tiny fuckers can become totally invulnerable to any type of damage so they might chase you all across the area

@BigPuddin

3 жыл бұрын

I had one latch onto me, but it never did any actual damage, and I somehow couldn't get it off by slamming the use key over and over. So it just...sort of stayed latched onto my face obscuring my vision until I got sick of it and reloaded a save. This game was nowhere near finished.

@logicaloverdrive8197

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigPuddin "Fucking *RAW!"*

@Shaun_Jones

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigPuddin you made a friend! Adorable!

@papayer

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shaun_Jones f r e n

Fun fact. Michael Shapiro who voiced Ishmael here was bouncing between recording lines for this game and another game you may have heard of in 98. Half Life. Yes. Ishmael was indeed the G man himself. I saw a documentary about the making of half life where he talked about recording both games at the same time and almost declined half life for blood but valve liked him so much they worked around his schedule. It's funny to me because he has voiced the Gman in every half life game including half life aylx. I can't imagine him with a different voice and we almost didn't get his take on him because of this game. I bet he's very thankful that valve worked with him to make it happen because it's probably his most well known role. He also voiced Barney too but I thought the Gman reference would be more shocking than Barney Calhoun.

@sorrenblitz805

Жыл бұрын

Every official half life game, he doesn't voice G-Man in Black Mesa or Hunt Down the Freeman.

@sorrenblitz805

Жыл бұрын

Valve also didn't make Opposing Force or Blue Shift that was Randy Pitchford

@airplanemaniacgaming7877

Жыл бұрын

@@sorrenblitz805 the greaseball himself.

@Dr.Oofers

5 ай бұрын

@@sorrenblitz805You mean gearbox?

@brya9681

5 ай бұрын

@@sorrenblitz805 Gearbox made that not Randy

Fun fact, Caleb actually can hum showtunes when he's idling in maps in the original Blood.

@kyon813

2 жыл бұрын

_"Everybody loves somebody sometimes..."_ Not me, baby...

@slackerdenile8836

2 жыл бұрын

He does it in this one too.

@hazukichanx408

2 жыл бұрын

Strangers in the night... exchanging glances.

@Big_Box

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of CJ in GTA :)

not only did he recreated the scripted voiceover to stop sounding like someone constantly munching on tater-tots wile speaking, but he also re-recorded the blood 1 gameplay footage on fresh supply

@video_ouija7114

3 жыл бұрын

haha! nice

@hydra_lisk

3 жыл бұрын

the tater tots voice was a bad thing?

@OpenMawProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@Stix N' Stones "found his voice" meaning he just started talking like himself instead of putting on a voice at all.

@SamuraiSnaaake

3 жыл бұрын

@Stix N' Stones Considering he was acting like a prisoner playing shitty games against his will all day long - yes, it was intentional.

@davidabest7195

3 жыл бұрын

I actually loved his original tater tot munch voice :c

Me: *sees Blood II: The Chosen - Remastered in my notifications.* Me: They didn't remaster that game, no way.. Civvie wouldn't put himself through that pain again, right? Me, later: *Finds out Civvie simply remastered his old Blood 2 videos because he wants us to see it in that pure HD and without shitty mic, and practically making this a new video for us to enjoy.* Me: You, son of a...

@elroma7712

3 жыл бұрын

Same, goddamit with some tweaks could be good

@DinnerForkTongue

3 жыл бұрын

Well, there's the Extra Crispy mod pack. It doesn't fix everything, but it helps _a lot._

@kristexs7429

3 жыл бұрын

@@DinnerForkTongue I doubt I would play Blood 2 even with fixes. Blood 1 was better-

@irishcreamconnoisseur

3 жыл бұрын

I think everyone would like a GOOD blood remake/sequel. Btw, am i the only one who saw bloodborne and thought:"this really only needs Stephan Waytte to be perfect"

@roberte2945

3 жыл бұрын

@@elroma7712 No... no it couldn't.

Monolith Productions was so sorry about how Blood II turned out that they officially released the whole source code for it to the public. Now that right there is a right genuine apology.

@DinnerForkTongue

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit. Does that mean we can get a proper source port of it? In-depth mods a la GZDoom? Or is it just Blood II's code and not the Lithtech engine's?

@stirnersretrowave5094

Жыл бұрын

​​​​​​​​​​​@@DinnerForkTongueOnly for the game unfortunately. I's a shame too because not a lot of mods have come out taking advantage of that. The few that have are terrific. There's quite a bit of cut content in the code that can be restored and it's very doable to patch the woefully high number of bugs and incomplete parts of this game. So even without the engine source code, Blood II can definitely be modded into a much better and finished game. We just require modders with a stout heart to do it.

@teddyharvester

9 ай бұрын

@@stirnersretrowave5094 I mean, if anyone was gonna do it, they'd have to re-do the whole shooting part from the ground up, make it in some way consistent, not this busted random crap where you never know if killing an enemy will take 2 or 20 shots form the same gun and maybe it's doable, but is it really worth it?

@oatmeal710

9 ай бұрын

@@teddyharvester rng values arent that complicated, they just need to reduce the variability in how much damage the guns do so it feels more consistent, like doom 1 and 2

@CatzyCatzy

8 ай бұрын

​@@stirnersretrowave5094if they do...I hope they message to Monolith about it...they would love to see a game fully polished. It would do them proud

The designers probably designed the levels and enemy placements with a combination of “We’ll come back and fix this later, but this placeholder is fine for bug testing”, and “Well of course it has to be dickish, this is Blood 2, we were assholes to the player all the time in Blood 1”, and that second one was from the mentality that they would complete all of the game design ideas they had, that would make the dickishness actually fair, like having more consistent damage, so a quick player could immediately deal with whatever enemies they spawned in. As a game designer myself, I can see what they were thinking, that being that they were not expecting to completely run out of time, and not be allowed to fix anything. Levels probably repeat so often, because the actual levels they planned to put there were still being constructed. The RNG of all the weapons was probably something they were trying to fix, to make it less MASSIVELY random. So looking at all this, I can easily feel the pain they must have felt when they asked for a few more weeks to finish it, and were denied.

@travtuck7646

2 жыл бұрын

"As a game dezigner myself". Lol GTFOH

@soulbrother5435

2 жыл бұрын

Its depressing how creators themselves misses the point what made their creation great

@LonelySpaceDetective

2 жыл бұрын

That hypothetical explanation sounds like what probably happened to Mega Man X6, come to think of it.

@deadliestvice5356

2 жыл бұрын

Post resume.

@vetreas366

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadliestvice5356 You hirin'? What are your opinions on overtime, workplace abuse of authority and unions?

"Talking about the game made by obviously skilled developers shoved out too early. I guess it didn't sell well enough to fund patching the game" + "...talking about weird three quarters finished franchise killer... Oh, and also the story, graphics, physics, sound and gameplay are an endlessly fascinating trainwreck of a Frankenstein's Monster of ambitious ideas and budgetary constraints" *AND* it's powered by LithTech? Must be Might & Magic 9.

@everythingsgonnabealright8888

3 жыл бұрын

Brutal. Also. Hey hey people.

@screamsinrussian5773

3 жыл бұрын

@@everythingsgonnabealright8888 sseth here

@fourpage

3 жыл бұрын

Was MM9 really that bad? I remember trying to play it once but didn't make it too far. And then MMX was just a new bullet in the head of the franchise...

@cdcdrr

3 жыл бұрын

@@fourpage I stopped playing after Heroes 4, but what I saw made MM8 looks like the Mona Lisa.

@JeanMarceaux

3 жыл бұрын

That was savage but also sad. I love Might and Magic, and by God did I try to live Might and Magic 9… In short, fuck Trip Hawkins.

The promised day... the remaster we’ve all been waiting for... ITS HERE, BLOOD 2

@samtinkle9076

3 жыл бұрын

It lives AGAIN

@Zombie1Boy

3 жыл бұрын

@@samtinkle9076 NooooOooOoOOOO!!!!!!

@shadowbitten3341

3 жыл бұрын

Rawmaster

@alerojas2952

3 жыл бұрын

ITS =/= IT'S

@VincentRoyceMorgan

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having to go rawdioactive a second time for the world's longest offensively bad punchline.

"I'm Staying." "Then you're dying." Love that part.

@KingTenechieTheReal

2 жыл бұрын

Walk now and live or stay and die….lumpy makes a very bad choice

@HQ_Default

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the writing in this game would've been excellent if they had the chance to finish the game. As is it feels like someone took a really good but campy sci-fi novel and ripped out 2/3rds of the pages at random.

@CaptainResident

Жыл бұрын

Even in a game like this, Caleb shines like a lightbulb.

@drakep.5857

Жыл бұрын

Blood 2 still has all the humor and character of the orignal game, but they weren't given enough time to finish it which is very unfortunate

@JillLulamoon

Жыл бұрын

I swear Caleb's voice actor can make anything sound amazing.

17:44 I made the mistake of *using* that door instead of *walking* into that door on my first playthrough and that made Caleb stay just back enough to get caught by the lasers in the cutscene. That killed me instantly and saved me into an eternal death loop. It's one of my fondest janky memories of this game.

As an audio engineer, I empathized with your dismissal of the original Blood 2 uploads still was watchable _as fuck_ - regardless of uncompressed Civvie overdubs. Appreciate you taking the time for this remaster though, pls keep the OG blud2 vids up for memories sake babe

@DinnerForkTongue

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Call it Legacy or some shit, just don't delete it.

@EB_DC

3 жыл бұрын

He'll keep it up... as (old and crap).

@papayer

3 жыл бұрын

They're gone :(

monolith made FEAR? sounds like it might be worth checking out civvie

@Civvie11

3 жыл бұрын

GET OUT

@nacchan261

3 жыл бұрын

@@Civvie11 You can't avoid the inevitable

@Jesse__H

3 жыл бұрын

Steals my man's video titles then rubs it in in the comments. Indei, you're a monster 😁😁

@thecosmicentity5597

3 жыл бұрын

Tell em Indeimaus

@vitalitydoesstuff3603

3 жыл бұрын

I knew you knew civvie11. That explains why you sold the pro series back to[REDACTED]

"Gideon: We never expected to be betrayed by one of our own" Like, did he expected to be betrayed by an enemy? Is it even possible? I don't think Gideon know what betrayal means

@slutbunwallah

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh!

@elijahjarman2837

3 жыл бұрын

Betrayal, you keep using that word... I don't think you know what you think it means

@masterexploder9668

2 жыл бұрын

Betrayal is supposed to hurt, because you never expect it from a friend. Though sometimes you get "betrayals" which both sides had seen coming, it was just a matter who did it first.

@Kikiapina

2 жыл бұрын

I think Chernobog and the cabal expected Caleb to just be like " Oh yeah sure please kill me and absorb my awesome power " when he reached the hall of epiphany in the end of Blood 1, Chernobog even says " Kneel before me " before he emerges from his little cubbyhole. Chernobog and the cabal weren't very smart, as Civie pointed out multiple times in this video

@glitchedoom

Жыл бұрын

He meant betrayed by someone in the Cabal. They could have been betrayed by an outside party aligned with the Cabal, for instance.

"For fuck sake the first game didn't have 2 dimensional keys and the first game was fucking 2 dimensional!" Listening to Civvies angry deadpan delivery is exactly what I need on a Monday morning.

@PosthumanHeresy

3 жыл бұрын

Need a double dungeon crossover between Civvie and Ross.

@ZigealFaust

2 жыл бұрын

@@PosthumanHeresy I live for this day.

@ellisbkennedy652

2 жыл бұрын

A year later and Civvies deadpan voice is what i need on a monday morning

I didnt know it was possible to remake this into a game.

@Deimos001

3 жыл бұрын

It's like they shoved the shit in and re shitted it again and again holy fuck

"Rawmastered" Edit: Huh, he changed the title from remastered to rawmastered, neat

@kinghoodofmousekind2906

3 жыл бұрын

"Delicious. Finally some good fucking food."

@yosefyonin6824

3 жыл бұрын

all thanks to @Denam and the 560+ people who upvoted his comment so civvie could see it

@papayer

3 жыл бұрын

@MEME GOD ???

I wanna point out, one time I was dicking around in this game a while back and discovered that the last time you enter that tenement area in the first chapter the door to enter the sewer level is locked off but they didn't remove the level transition. Meaning using noclip you can infinitely loop 6 levels.

@logicaloverdrive8197

2 жыл бұрын

"It's RAW! Come on!"

@seanhall8686

2 жыл бұрын

Sewer count: INTEGER OVERFLOW

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

7 ай бұрын

@seanhall8686 (Zombie groan)

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

7 ай бұрын

''It's fookin RAW!''

18:59 I refuse to believe that ding was intended, placeholder at best

@easysqweasy

2 жыл бұрын

i thought it was edited for funnies at first

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

2 жыл бұрын

It's RAW come on!

@tenjenk

2 жыл бұрын

With how awkward the scene was, especially with that long ass pause, I thought Civvie had edited it in for comedic effect.

@kaposztapower3721

2 жыл бұрын

It's just a bad timing. That 'ding' sound is played every time when your quest log is updated throughout the game. They just couldn't wait for the cutscene to end. So it is a regular sound which is used and has nothing to do with the portal.

This was painful to watch. I'm talking about the game, not the overall video. I have no idea how Civvie survived playing this game as I would have rage quit.

@huleyn135

3 жыл бұрын

money

@randominternetsurfersurfin7595

3 жыл бұрын

@@huleyn135 also he's in a prison, lol

@therealbubble4696

3 жыл бұрын

@@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 Dungeon

@RyoLeo

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealbubble4696 a dungeon prison... also a underground facility is probably more accurate. Assuming any testing is done.

@ArmiaKhairy

3 жыл бұрын

My older brother and I were playing this game, English didn't make any sense to me so i didn't focus on the story back then, But it was funny and fun on easy mode.

18:55 - That's the notification sound that you have a new objective. Now, a good game would normally silence such sounds while a cutscene plays, but Blood 2 is, you know... RAW!

Can we give Gideon’s VA some credit? He was clearly enjoying the role.

@DaveDexterMusic

2 жыл бұрын

I guess he did a good job, but it's such joyless moustache-twirling operatic-sorta-british villain that I can't get into it

@RegalRoyalWasTaken

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaveDexterMusic Im into it because of that lol, he's so goofy and over the top

@masterexploder9668

2 жыл бұрын

The late great Ted D'Arms, he had a brief stint in video games voice acting, though it looks like he quit after Blood 2, which is a shame.

@invaderHUNK

Жыл бұрын

@@masterexploder9668 I’d also quit after Blood 2

@masterexploder9668

Жыл бұрын

@@invaderHUNK The whole series did, save for mission packs and remaster obviously. :P

The Rawpocalypse is honestly the best Civvie moment imo.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

Жыл бұрын

38:50

Gideon sounded like a good villain. And that's mostly because of the voice actor.

@shippo72

3 жыл бұрын

This game had two of the best voice actors alive, so much wasted potential.

@xotl2780

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe in another universe. In this one his character spends the entire game fleeing to various places.

@benjaminbarraza8972

3 жыл бұрын

The evil party line is pure gold

@lyokianhitchhiker

3 жыл бұрын

Jennifer LePage In all fairness, dickish publishers screwed the developers over & wouldn’t let them release a finished game.

@xotl2780

3 жыл бұрын

@@lyokianhitchhiker He probably would have been fine if that didn't happen but it did. It sucks for all of us.

I noticed that whenever CIvvie puts "raw" in the title, I know I'm in for a good ride. Plus having Blood 2 review in crisp HD is pretty great.

@DinnerForkTongue

3 жыл бұрын

Good, because HD is the only crisp thing in this.

@darklordgamer8565

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, some good fucking food/quality

god just the delivery of the line "along came a spider and sat down beside her and said what's in the bowl bitch" by the voice actor just feels like it was perfectly delivered.

This is my comfort video for when anxiety gets worse. I think I watched it at least 30 times. I don't think you'll read this, civvie, but from the bottom of my heart. Thank you for your work. Thank you for being part of my life. I wish you all the best the world can provide. Your humor and soothing voice is therapeutic to me. I know this comment will sound deranged and strange. But I'm living a scary and strange phase of my life. Keep doing what you're doing. And thank you again for making me company whenever things get dark.

This is why I love Civvie, he doesn’t need to do this but he does anyway because he cares

@vitalitydoesstuff3603

3 жыл бұрын

It just works

We thought that Destroy All Humans was the best remake of 2020, then Civvie had to one up Black Forest

14:31 - I remember quite well, seeing a screenshot of the washing machine with the guys bloody legs sticking out of it in a magazine as a kid. I was stunned by the graphics. The game was advertised a lot darker and scarier than it actually is.

@bsaintnyc

4 ай бұрын

its incomplete. this is basically a beta sold at retail.

18:23 Well, Shadow the Hedgehog can hold a minigun with 1 hand and fire it too for hundreds of rounds without the recoil snapping his arm off but he’s the ultimate life form so I expect no less. Best gun in his game by far and it barely ever appears unless there’s tons of big foot mechs to destroy & steal it from Ion Maiden style.

This game looks worse than daikatana I mean, no superfly? I cant leave without my buddy superfly

@plasmaoctopus1728

3 жыл бұрын

Without Superfly, life is raw.

@AquaGaming1607

3 жыл бұрын

@@plasmaoctopus1728 Just like this game.

@napalmkitty6686

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment but did you have to shoot half of la? Or however that goes..

@bigdaddydons6241

3 жыл бұрын

Quit whinning

@HeffboomKonijn

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigdaddydons6241 The joke clearly went way over your head

“Fuck this game with a pineapple!” Is still one of my favorite quotes from Civvie ever

@Bloodletter8

2 жыл бұрын

8:09 for everyone's enjoyment.

What I remember most about this game was the 100% unplayable multiplayer mode and the horrendous patch effort to fix it. Multiplayer had pings of 1000-4000, and performance was a slideshow on top that at. My ping averaged 2000, and that was on a college T1 line! This was 1998, when the overwhelming majority of people were on dialup. Getting over 1000 ping on a game when your connection was literally 1000 times faster than 99.9% of everyone else, just amazingly raw. Monolith promised that an upcoming patch would fix everything. The patch kept getting more and more delayed as they kept adding more and more features to it. Useless fixes like "A small percentage of users playing with an obscure joystick brand are reporting inverted controls not working." Rather than just fix the unworking multiplayer, they kept delaying to add more stuff like that: the 1% of the joystick market using that obscure brand out of the 1% of FPS players who used a joystick. Monolith claimed they wanted everything included under one big mega patch instead of many smaller patches. So the "mega patch" finally gets released. It was something like 80-200mb. Again, this was back when 99% of households still used dial-up. Imagine how long that would take to download on a 56k modem. Turns out it wasn't an issue, because the patch was completely useless! I didn't notice the slightest bit of performance improvement. Online, offline. No mechanical or technical changes at all. The one and only noticeable changed was Blood 2 taking up 200 additional megabytes of your hard drive space (not insignifcant in early 1999). I hope those obscure joystick brand owners are really fucking happy with themselves.

@Dr.Oofers

Ай бұрын

That’s a kneeslapper

Seriously badass "In the Mouth of Madness" opening.

For a moment I thought some depraved lunatic remastered Blood 2 the game

@kabob0077

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, some lunatics fixed Daikatana so someday someone might fix Blood 2.

@kabob0077

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr VT Be interesting to have a finished game. Maybe Civvie could revisit it if it was given the Daikatana treatment.

@marrvynswillames4975

3 жыл бұрын

Theres some mods that try to make blood 2 works, like extra cristy

@CAMSLAYER13

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly shit games would actually appreciate being remade

@zdude0127

3 жыл бұрын

@@CAMSLAYER13 Remastered Island Peril when?

So fun fact: The Zealot is what inspired the design for the Tall Man/Cabadath in Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw's (Yes, the Zero Punctuation guy) Chzo Mythos series, and Cabadath's design is what led to Slenderman.

@glitchedoom

Жыл бұрын

Slenderman, Yahtzee, and Blood II are not three things I would think shared a connection, but here we are.

@maggiem6209

Жыл бұрын

Boy, that's not a through line I would have made. O.o Then again, I wasn't a fan of shooters back in the day, so nowadays, I should have.

@plot6520

Жыл бұрын

Holy hell, where'd this thread come about?

of all the bad decisions I can explain the tesla canon. It's not a Tesla canon. It's the Thomas Edison canon, which took Tesla's idea and made it slightly worse.

1:01:47 "What do you think of my new look?" -is shitty spider- I laughed for 2 minutes straight and couldn't breathe during it. That is single handedly the most unintentionally hilarious thing I have ever seen.

Delicious. Perfectly cooked. Not a single scrap of raw meat left. You're an artisan Civvie.

@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153

3 жыл бұрын

Finally some good fkng food

The mad man literally did a remake to a video simply because he could. Civvie is too good for us.

@WesleyDW93

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually less effort than having to make a video from scratch :p

8:20~ According to the auto-subtitles: "We are the kebab" I can't even XD

13:38 “Is that a call back? Cause I think it’s trains that don’t have much luck with me” Imagine if that was Caleb’s response

No ball shaving sponsorship like everyone else on KZread atm? Respect.

@brosephnoonan223

3 жыл бұрын

But dont you know? All these incredibly attractive women paid to read off scripts and sell products *totally* loves bald balls. They arent reading off a script! If *you* have bald balls youll be one step closer to this pseudo-millionaire internet model finding *you* attractive, because *you* bought this ludicrously -overpriced- afforable razor for the low low price of 3x your food budget for the month! And by using code "Oh hey, Civvie" you can *shave* 10% (about 1-5 USD) off your order!

@ghoulbuster1

3 жыл бұрын

Bald Gonadsons

@maxwell9561

3 жыл бұрын

@@brosephnoonan223 LMAO

@expendableround6186

3 жыл бұрын

???

@christiangottsacker6932

3 жыл бұрын

@@brosephnoonan223 hahaha wow now I wanna know, I have yt red

I think my favorite lil thing is the pair of eyes in the hole in the wall in the intro I just really like them I dunno why I want to pet whatever creature that is and then lose my hand. Worth it.

I reached adulthood without knowing Blood had a sequel. My life is now worse for knowing this thing exists.

*takes a several minute long elevator ride* "What a thrill...."

@BigPuddin

3 жыл бұрын

@@s.walker5574 ...that's fair.

@Sorrelhas

3 жыл бұрын

With darkness and silence through the night

To think Barney Calhoun's V.A was in this ''game," same with G-Man's V.A, wow.

@GoredonTheDestroyer

3 жыл бұрын

They're... They're the same guy.

@chexgex2834

3 жыл бұрын

@@GoredonTheDestroyer Well, I apologize for not knowin', the point being I was surprised this talented V.A can be in such a mess of a game.

@GoredonTheDestroyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@chexgex2834 No but seriously it's incredibly that one guy can voice the most generic, rent-a-cop character imaginable _and_ one of the genuine creepiest morally ambiguous entities in video games.

@chexgex2834

3 жыл бұрын

@@GoredonTheDestroyer That's for damn sure.

@MyScorpion42

3 жыл бұрын

yes hm

Can we just stop and appreciate the fact this legend took his old video, transcribed it and re-read it?

The most baffling thing about the weird damage randomization is that Doom does the same thing but unlike Blood 2 it's usually more the difference of it taking maybe 1 or 2 extra shots, not 5+ from the same weapon that could potentially 1 shot the same enemy. Like bullets as a whole in Doom are basically a d3*5 or 5-15 damage. Probably helps that Doom's creators had time to test the damage randomization to make sure it wasn't too extreme.

@ghoulsarefree

2 жыл бұрын

Doom only had 1 year of development Blood 2 had 18 months. Calculating mean, median, etc of a random distribution function is not something that requires a completed build of a game and is basic due diligence of a programmer. So in this case it looks like the developers simply had poor judgment

@inkmime

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghoulsarefree Well considering Blood 2 runs on a more complicated 3D engine along with the multiple reused levels, I suspect development might've gotten bogged down in game engine stuff, fixes, additions, having to fix any bugs from the new additions, etc. The development for this game seems like it was a mess in general, down to even foundational portions of it.

@ghoulsarefree

2 жыл бұрын

@@inkmime yes i make this comment only because civvie has told a version of history which villainizes GT Interactive even moreso than Monolith themselves do (if you read the quotes from Jace Hall who takes part of the blame). there are clearly many aspects of Blood 2 which were just poorly judged or conceived in a way that extra time would not have fixed. and it should be known that Monolith got paid for the job it is not as if they somehow went backrupt they just fucked up and made a bad game it happens

@inkmime

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghoulsarefree I... didn't really specify who's to blame really, just sorta saying with all I know of what went on in this game's dev cycle that a year of that time could very well have been spent just on the engine since the early lithtech engine was pretty damn unstable. Were mistakes made? I mean I guess so, not sure whos they are but Blood 2 needed way more time in the oven regardless cause it's pretty clear development time wasn't properly allocated to the actual game content because of the technical issues.

@Kikiapina

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghoulsarefree I'm 100% certain Blood 2 would have been a much, much better game if the dev team were given the time they needed. It's impossible to make a game with the expectations that suddenly you were expected to rise your hands off of the keyboard and throw whatever you had gotten made that far into release like some fucked up game show.

Stephan Weyte spoke the oneliners of the Horrormovie "FPS : FIRST PERSON SHOOTER" which is a feature horrormovie looking like a 90s first person shooter :)

There are so many Gordon Ramsay clips, you would think you were watching a weird episode of Hells Kitchen

"A locked 65 degree fov" Civvie I didn't sign up for guro.

@bulldozer6781

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you say such a true thing!

@thechosenfundead6626

3 жыл бұрын

succinct, well spoken.

I remember buying a new video card for this game. I was so stoked since my friends and I loved the first game and still played the death match/blood bath mode at this point... The only thing I liked about this game is the audio clip "remember progress before safety!"

My favorite civvie video, when i cant sleep, i rewatch it, and my worries disappear

"I mean the point of these remastered editions is to clean up, fix, and optimize the base product" -Gmanlives addressing Duke Nukem 3d: Megaton edition and that's exactly what you did, civvie. Fantastico and bravo. You didn't change a thing at all.

"And Monolith seems to love sequels" Yeah about that... WHERE THE HELL IS CLAW 2, MONOLITH? I've been waiting since 1997!

@DinnerForkTongue

3 жыл бұрын

Someone else remembers!

@stemmarb7r751

3 жыл бұрын

Judging from the Shogo video, Civvie himself remembers, too. If we get lucky, he'll cover that game as well in the future.

@DinnerForkTongue

3 жыл бұрын

@@stemmarb7r751 Man, that'll be the day.

@adamofblastworks1517

3 жыл бұрын

What about Shogo 2?! With cell shading!

@goldsteed8832

3 жыл бұрын

the rights to claw was bought out by another company and they turned claw 2 into a shitty xbox live arcade game and released it back in 2008

"...But I don't see how it's her--" "Did someone say 'howitzer'?!"

For those wondering, here are all the timestamps where Civvie/Katie used an "(It's fucking) raw" clip. 0:35 (offscreen) 0:44 8:16 12:59 13:18 14:03 14:24 14:29 15:34 16:55 18:27 19:01 21:34 21:39 23:05 27:36 28:17 29:13 30:18 BONUS: 30:29 (YOU DONKEY!!) 30:55 32:20 34:37 (sped up) 34:43 (sped up) 36:08 37:42 39:00 (RAWPOCALYPSE) 40:52 42:34 44:47 46:58 47:56 BONUS: 50:10 (this is seasoned perfectly) 57:26 1:04:46

@ZuluRomeo

Жыл бұрын

This is the definitive list

@Ecko50100

2 ай бұрын

Thank you. I was hoping there would be a list.

And here I was thinking "I don't have anything to watch for today". Thx Civvie

HOLY SH- IS THIS CHRISTMAS? Oh no...it's RAW!

@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.

3 жыл бұрын

RAW CHRISTMAS! YEEEAAAAA-

@realJimMarshall

3 жыл бұрын

A Rawmas if you will...

This shit ain't raw its STILL KICKIN.

@JenkemJohannes69

5 ай бұрын

Pink on the outside

Ishmael: It's not over Caleb PART 68: IT'S OVER One of my favourite jokes!

Finally, my ears won’t bleed whenever I re-watch civvie 11’s blood saga

@brosephnoonan223

3 жыл бұрын

If you dont arbritrarily adore oldb bad things because theyre old (and probably bad) youre on the wrong channel.

Looks like they didn't set a floor on the random number generation. Each gun just has a different ceiling.

@McBanditHope

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Doom has RNG damage too, but the difference is is that there is a minimum amount of damage each gun can do, which, while obviously not optimal, will get the job done, and usually isn't that far away from the maximum damage. Biggest differences likely go to the BFG and the super shotgun, the first cause of the strange tracer behavior and the former because of the spread.

@LoserHands

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@ghoulbuster1

3 жыл бұрын

Doom had some pretty random damage, but only on projectiles and melee atacks, bullets had very little random damage.

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine

3 жыл бұрын

Which is remarkably bad design.

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine

3 жыл бұрын

@@McBanditHope Doom's RNG is clever as fuck, because it isn't actually real RNG at all, it's just a bunch of predefined tables where values are cycled through by nearly every single thing that happens in the game, because that used less memory than just randomly drawing up an arbitrary number. In theory, that means every action in the game would be 100% predictable, but in practice human reaction speed makes that impossible.

I think the whole idea with the Singularity Gun is that it's bringing the Chosen from alternate universes where they survived instead of Caleb, which would have been a cool idea if they actually, you know... DID ANYTHING.

39:10 the start of a great moment in time.

Finally I can hear the Blood II video in crisp... whatever the audio equivalent of 1440p is.

@panzermann1181

Жыл бұрын

44100hz.

Civvie's put more effort into discussing Blood 2 than they did making it.

@lyokianhitchhiker

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny Burnes They put effort. The publishers were just dicks who wouldn’t let them finish it.

@magnusm4

3 жыл бұрын

Correction: Civvie's put more effort into discussing Blood 2 than they were allowed to put in making the game.

@TheUnstableNutcase

3 жыл бұрын

Did you even watch the video?

@AleK0451

3 жыл бұрын

@Caramel! a whole ass hour

@williamsmith666

3 жыл бұрын

@@AleK0451 Really seems that way; this is some Daikatana-level cheapness.

I legit watch this 2 or 3 times a week since ive found this channel.

Anyone else see a potential solid new FPS concept in crossing Blood with The Darkness?

I've done Homicides before, and most of them weren't that hard.

@kestutisvaiciunas8663

3 жыл бұрын

KevlarGorilla Hell, my uncle killed himself. Seemed even easier

@screamsinrussian5773

3 жыл бұрын

CONFESSION NOTED

@admiraltonydawning3847

3 жыл бұрын

Were any of them Digital?

@JP_Crimson

3 жыл бұрын

[screams in Russian] You don’t know me

@WW-zt1zs

3 жыл бұрын

The hardest thing about homicides is my D

"Here's where we are in development, and this is what it'll cost to finish it." "Then they shipped it" Are we talking about GT or Bethesda?

@badger6728

3 жыл бұрын

I know bethesda hate is in right now but when devs under it’s publishing wing ask for extra time and the project is big and important enough they generally give them that extra time DooM Eternal got delayed more than once to get polished to a mirror sheen

@smiglo112

3 жыл бұрын

@@badger6728 Hell, for all we know, Doom Eternal was delayed because of Fallout 76's failure! I understand the jokes poking fun at them but seriously, people hate them a bit too much imho.

@badger6728

3 жыл бұрын

Sidewinder 76 is a tragedy. Bethesda Austin deserved better. A bunch of guys and gals cast off of BGS in Washington given a project by the publishers that’s way, way too big for their combined level of experience... that stuff you can totally lay at Bethesda’s feet. There are many different ways to be shitty managers.

@Ascorspe

3 жыл бұрын

@@badger6728 They fucked Obsidian up, so I don't know about that, chief.

@ghoulbuster1

3 жыл бұрын

Bethesda is that one guy that sells you stale potato chips with a 10% discount if you buy two.

This actually became one of your greatest videos. So glad you remastered it.

You summed up my experience with this game perfectly. 22 years in the making. Great vid dude

Chernobog in Russian means Black God and what's even funnier is this really ancient Slavic god. One of many Slavic gods that we had before the adoption of Christianity.

@screamsinrussian5773

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, can confirm

@phutureproof

3 жыл бұрын

Are you gonna share the funny name of this slavic god or just tell us there is a god with a funny name?

@troublemaker6497

3 жыл бұрын

@@phutureproof Hors - Incarnation of the sun. As for the rest, I don't think their names will sound funny enough in English.

@diegowushu

3 жыл бұрын

Peter Stormare played him in the only season of American Gods they've ever done. Along with the Zoryas.

@SpecShadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@phutureproof like SWAGrog? I'll see myself out

Comparing the change in Civvie's vocal delivery from the OG Blood II vids to this remaster is really interesting. It's as if the OG vids were recited to me while I'm taking a morning dump I can just hear a muffled Civvie narrating the script with his face in the crack of the bathroom door. But I missed some of the punch lines bc I must have gotten some of my shit particles in my ear. I outstretch a hand covered in a Quake-esque color palette of ear feces to open the door. _bottom lip is hanging down n shit_ "wat u say cv??" And then, a mildly irritated Civvie raises his voice a few healthy decibels to say the entire monologue over again - a little aggro sounding, but with a fresh, bold enthusiasm - I _must_ understand the pain Blood II caused him. Plus I can hear every syllable clear as day and I'm here for it, so I recline back onto the toilet and enjoy.... yeah that's what the remaster is like

6:40 "GT Interactive controlled *whether or not* additional work and support got done on Blood 2 *or not.'* YOU DIDN'T FIX IT CIVVIE YOU HACK, LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE

@PosthumanHeresy

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh, but what if it's a feature, not a bug? Then it's not something to fix!

just checked Stephan Weyte's other VA work, turns out he pretty much voiced half of my childhood - Torin's Passage, Claw, Get Medieval, Blood and Gorky 17

I've rebinged the original trilogy so much I know every line by heart. This is like a christmas present come early.

After watching this video I've learned I need to cook my food longer.

I love how the other chosen were important enough in the first game to avenge, but in 2 Caleb couldn't care less about them.

29:56 Weird Cut 38:58 Rawpocalypse 46:56 Extra raw 1:04:40 Last raw