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@peete1656

27 күн бұрын

Whoops made a bit of a blunder :)

Crypto maximalist here, but I have to admit, the variety of languages is pretty cool.

Cool to see so many languages contributing to the development of crypto technologies. Diversity is strength!

The possibilities of blockchain are mind-blowing when you really dive into the coding side of things

Feels like we're still in the pioneers phase when it comes to blockchain programming languages👍👍

Thanks for the great article! I understand the blockchain world and all these programming languages much better now.

Not bad, not bad... Now I understand much more about the crypto industry.

Love to see all the language diversity!

thanks for the great overview!

blockchain devs are the new rockstars!

That's insane!

Vibin' with the vibe that the crypto space keeps evolving faster than any one person can keep up

Wow, this is all pretty impressive. Looks like blockchain is the future of programming!

Gotta respect the old school programmers who built this whole industry from the ground up

Bro, I just love that damn gopher from Golang. So cute!

Solana is just crazy! 65000 transactions per second? That's the future, guys!

It's crazy how quickly everything evolves in crypto

After this, I'm seriously considering taking a Solidity bootcamp or something. The applications seem endless!

Hey Sis, I finally figured out this crypto world. Solidity is the best!

At this point, I've just accepted that I'll never truly understand blockchain tech. And that's okay!

After reading this, I'm even more convinced get into Web3 or get left behind. The future is now, old sis!

I'm getting major 2012 energy from this with all the bleeding edge apps and new programming paradigms.

Now I finally understand why all those blockchain developer bootcamps are so expensive

Thanks for raising this topic! Tell us more about alternative languages like Michelson for Tezos!

Honestly, half of this article went over my head. Can someone explain it in simple terms?

Crypto projects be shillin' their tokens hard nowadays. That CARV shill was smooth though, not gonna lie

Feels like we're still in the Wild Wild West phase of blockchain programming standards and best practices

Shoutout to the real ones still hodling after reading about all these new blockchain languages!

This is just madness! Will I ever be able to understand all this technical jargon?

Why do I feel like this article wow conspicuously light on the whole 'what the heck is blockchain' front?

You know it's a cutting-edge space when even the most mainstream language is old-timer C++

Competition breeds innovation!

@IsaiahHardman-cu6jh

9 күн бұрын

😂

This was a solid intro, but I need way more technical details on the different language features

Smooth operators

Honestly, all these programming languages are a headache for me. I'm just holding my crypto and praying the market goes up!

After reading such an article, you feel like a tiny newbie in a vast world.

Lowkey can't decide if the whole cute mascot thing for coding languages is genius or borderline insane

All this makes Bitcoin's code sound like 'hello world' compared to modern blockchain languages.

Damn, I feel old af after reading about all this new tech. Bring back my JavaScript baby!

this gave me Intro to CS PTSD flashbacks of learning tons of random languages

We really out here treating the birth of new crypto tech like the next iPhone release

Don't even think about getting into Web3 unless you're ready for a lifetime of constant studying

You know this space is poppin' when even JavaScript is considered old-school now

I love how every few years, tech comes up with new buzzwords and programming paradigms to confuse the masses.

Feels like every week there's another hot new programming language for blockchains. How does anyone keep up?

The article is good, but it's too superficial. Give me something more substantial about the inner workings of different languages

Hey, is there any info on languages for other major blockchains like Polkadot or Cosmos?

I can't be the only one who started zoning out every time they listed a new programming language?

Think I'm gonna have to read this like 10 more times before anything sticks in my feeble mind

I'm tellin' y'all Rust is a game changer. Solana's success is just the beginning

@LoreneBurns-if5cd

9 күн бұрын

loooollll

Okay, which one of these languages would be best for a total coding newbie to pick up first

Shout out to all my code monkeys tirelessly working to create the decentralized future no one asked for

If I have to learn 5 new coding languages just to get into crypto, then maybe I'll just get a job at Starbucks.

Me, still staring at my dusty 10 year old Java textbook: "They've made some upgrades, haven't they?

Ngl, I zoned out like halfway through

All these abbreviations are making my head spin... DAO, DeFi, NFT. Why can't we just call things by their full names?

Hey, where's the info on Move? Isn't that the language for Ethereum 2.0?

I swear officers, it's just blockchain education! I'd never shill sketchy crypto projects...ignore that CARV part 😅

I'm tellin' ya, once the masses realize how legit Rust is, it's over for the other blockchain languages

How many of these are actually being used in real projects vs being hyped up by VCs though?

Looks like the crypto world has gotten too hot even for developers. All these new technologies need to be mastered somehow!

Hey author, good try explaining all this, but your text is a bit all over the place. Maybe focus on one language at a time?

Just smile and nod.

Kinda sus that they didn't mention any blockchain languages from non Ethereum layer 1s

anyone understand what they actually meant by partial node buybacks for CARV?

Crypto winter is over guys!

Next they'll be telling me HTML is making a shocking comeback as a Web3 language

I'm just gonna buy BTC and chill

Ethereum, Solana...all these names dropping and I still don't understand what a blockchain actually does.

Crypto devs probably just be laughing at us plebs trying to understand their super smart code.

Too many words, not enough code examples. I need that coding dopamine hit!

A bit disappointed there's no info on Cardano and their Plutus language. You know that's the next big thing, right?

Can't wait for blockchain to just use plain English so my smooth brain can finally understand it😫

Crypto evolving so fast, they'll probably invent five new programming languages by the time I finish this comment

No wonder blockchain devs are in such high demand if they have to learn 10 different languages

LOL let me grab my notebook real quick...I wanna make sure I understand which language Dogecoin uses

So many damn languages to learn...and people think Web2 dev was hard?

Somebody toss me a blockchain programming for dummies book to follow along at home

Can't decide if the cult-like love for mascots like the Golang gopher is cringe or awesome

Forget coding, where's the article about how to become a professional crypto influencer and shill?

can someone give me the TLDR version?

Discord, am I right? This reads just like one of those cult-like shilling Discord servers.

Someone get me Vitalik on the line, I have some questions after reading this byte-sized overview.

Can someone ELI5 what blockchain coding is?

You know the average person will never understand any of this advanced tech, right? We're so screwed

If you told me I'd be reading about coding animal mascots in 2024, I'd have asked what you were smoking

Wait, C++ was the OG blockchain language? I thought it was just for making video games😅

Imagine studying and grinding for years, just for some anon to exploit your smart contract lmao

Guys, don't even try getting into crypto if you're not ready to constantly learn new things. It's an endless arms race!

Crypto devs making bank, meanwhile I'm still arguing over whether Python or Ruby is superior

Imagine working your ass off learning new code only for some anon to drain your token's liquidity pool

Did...did they just sneak a random vulnerability story in the middle of a coding article?

Lmao did they really name the Go mascot 'Gopher'? That's both lame and awesome at the same time

Somebody get Steve Wozniak on the phone

Where's the money-making potential in all this?

Jane, all these million dollar hack stories have me shook. Blockchain seems super unsafe still

@BrianByrd-xc5rg

9 күн бұрын

nice

Am I tripping or did they really say one project lost $70 million to a bug? That's just pure pain🙃

The other day, my cousin lost a ton of money due to a smart contract bug. This industry is too unreliable for me.

I'll have what the author is smoking if they think I'll understand half these terms sober lol

sees coding terminology Ight imma head out, y'all nerds is speaking a whole different language