YEEEEESSSSSS THE RETURN OF THE KING BABY, WE'RE MAKING IT INTO THE FIFTH ATTACK WITH THIS ONE!!!!

@FKAJFKNoLifeTigerLily

22 күн бұрын

GOATPENIS

@dumbreptile9584

22 күн бұрын

@@FKAJFKNoLifeTigerLily Who tf are these posers? I only listen to REAL war metal, like Sabaton! Sends these canoes on a STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHER!

@dumbreptile9584

22 күн бұрын

@@FKAJFKNoLifeTigerLily WHO????? I only listen to REEEEEEAAAAAL war metal, like Sabaton! Sends these canoes home on a STREEEEEEEETCHER!

@TimmyTurner421

21 күн бұрын

@@dumbreptile9584 Sabaton? MMMHMMM. Pretty rough, pretty tough - definitely fits the bill!

lol I just mentioned yesterday on J-Dawgs video about “Mike Violet”. That’s how you know JB Bob isn’t an out of the loop GEEEEEEEZZZZZZZER. Keep up the good work and stay porous brah brah.

@JB-wh9ux

22 күн бұрын

Mmmmmhmmmmm, yepyepyep. The Bob may be banned from commenting, but he’s still a go-getter brah brah

@Leave_The_Hall_69

22 күн бұрын

MIKEY VIOLET 🌸

@mikeviolate666

21 күн бұрын

You are definitely a true kuvult sponge devil brah brah, 😆 🤣 😂 😹....\m/

The Ross bay bozo 😂😂 absolutely legendary lol

@mikeviolate666

22 күн бұрын

Part had me rolling to brah brah .. \m/

I had to do a double take to make sure I heard WEEZER right😂

@JB-wh9ux

22 күн бұрын

@@Throneofkhaos only the rough and tough bands on this channel

😆 🤣 I almost wrecked my car laughing, going down the highway , when blackwinds said parkway drive ... \m/

@650AFTERHOURSOC

22 күн бұрын

Mike is popular now

@mikeviolate666

22 күн бұрын

​@650AFTERHOURSOC most popular turd in the toliet 😆 🤣 \m/

@SuicidalGrind

22 күн бұрын

@@mikeviolate666 It would appear that you needs to "trieds to tell" these BUBBLES some more knowledge when it comes to true roughness and toughness. When's the signature Mike Violate bedroom-pleasure-whip comin' out??

@mikeviolate666

22 күн бұрын

@SuicidalGrind 😆 🤣 . I got a sponge idea for a vid ... \m/

@distributorovkvlt-points5481

22 күн бұрын

@@mikeviolate666 You mean most popular turd in the bucket, haven't you seen MofosOfMetal's epic posts recently. They're the best.

It took Black Winds 30 years and a sponge, but my head is finally taken clean off. Now let's get you to bed, Grampa Black

The JB Bob is back!

@FKAJFKNoLifeTigerLily

22 күн бұрын

Another one of these "WE'RE BACK!!" jo-jo's!

That's it right there, this is my favorite video you've done. Black Winds might have dementia though cause it's the 3rd time we're supposedly "three weeks away" from the 5th attack XD or maybe it's the 4th time?

@JB-wh9ux

22 күн бұрын

SuicidalGrind is a fanatical sponge enjoyer and all round marine maniac. Black Winds has terminal suds caused by the Canadian government testing nuclear weapons at Ross Bay.

@SuicidalGrind

22 күн бұрын

@@JB-wh9ux That's quite the unexpected deep and thought provoking comment JB-Bob.... I think it could also be all the Cuban Coke he's been doing, CC for short. Black Winds owns it of course.

Looks like Sponge unlocked a new level of patience under the three week training program, he's no longer wildly opposed to the Fifth attaaAK * snort*

Black winds poppin Xanax like there's no tomorrow... That's why no new album

@lopolik

22 күн бұрын

Xanax is a weak sauce, don't you mean co-caine?

3:04 really nailed the jdawg math on this one brah brah

@JB-wh9ux

22 күн бұрын

Yepyepyep, the Dawg measures all metal releases 10 years sooner than they were actually released. Anything after the year 2000 is young buck metal

No idea whats going on but love the energy 😂😂

At this rate Pinhead won’t make it to tHe fitHh aTtak. Let alone the 6th attack.

Old school bands, wheezer 😂

sup maniacs, Black Winds from BLASPHEMY back with some more goddamn QUESTIONS, but before the first PAIIIIIIIIDSKI I gotta inform that it's only three weeks away, from the fifth ATTACK

WHATS HEAVIER THAN WEEZER BRAH BRAH

@JB-wh9ux

19 күн бұрын

@@blackenedblueberry4471 Dino Cazares’ breakfast.

Best interview yet god damnit ‼

Jonesing for another goddamn video JB Bob!

WEEZER RULES! 😂💪

1:42 passionate brodawg 😂😂 really cares about his homeboys and brah brahs

It's been three weeks already, does bikini bottom operate on a different timescale or does the fifth attack keep getting delayed? There's also the possibility of this ross bay bozo to just be so coked out of his mind he never even showed up and the show was cancelled for all I know, what is the deal with this JB?

@JB-wh9ux

22 күн бұрын

@@iglumajor a lot of delaying brah brah. Black Winds can’t seem to stick to schedules, mainly due to intravenous kelp use.

@SulphurBorne

22 күн бұрын

Listen you pink panty wearing poser. The fifth attack is only 3 weeks away. What the fuck don’t you understand? Typical ham and eggar mmmmmmhhhhmmmm

I'm an out of the loop geezer and have no idea who this Blackwinds guy is, but I'm laughing my ass off! This J-B Bob shit is insane! 😅😂

@JB-wh9ux

20 күн бұрын

@@basedboomer1776 Yepyepyep, the Bob has sanity for daaaaaaaaays

Black Winds from BlASSphemy

Legend has it we will get a release date

2:10 LOL

ROSS BAY BOZOS.

How about a vid focusing on singling out posers n' troll's? 🤔 By any chance did you see my official communique to SolarEmpireSuomi (you know him!) yesterday? I'd start with that poser-clown. Now what insults can you level against him? Anything that is a knock against his "Metalness" would be a good place to start. Take yer time.

@JB-wh9ux

22 күн бұрын

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 The Bob’s been keeping a watchful eye on that poooooooooser crying in the comments. It’s beyond sad at this point, the Distributorovkvltpoints has been sending him home on a streeeeeeetcher on a daily basis yet he persists. A go-getter, just like the Dawg, but far more special needs.

@distributorovkvlt-points5481

22 күн бұрын

​@@JB-wh9ux LOL So you've been watching our battles in the Dawghouse, I'm amused to know that. I think he got the point yesterday, but if not I've got some salty jabs ready to throw at him if he asks for it. You likely already know, but his new nickname is "SolarEmpress". So far SolarEmpress has yet to show up today, maybe my communique rattled him just enough, that for the first time in his life he's considering the possibility that he might not be a genius after all.

@JB-wh9ux

22 күн бұрын

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 The Bob sees all brah brah! I just can’t join in unfortunately. Keep it up, his seething is palpable. The SolarEmpress of Suomistan is a real dullard.

@distributorovkvlt-points5481

21 күн бұрын

​@@JB-wh9ux First let me apologize in advance for the wordiness of this message, but I think the topic just might warrant its length. I have another Metal figure I'd like to appraise you of, his presence seems to be growing on KZread (in fact I just texted minutes ago), he's someone I revere as a "Metal demigod" and he just so happens to go by the name of DEATH METAL DAVE. You've likely seen me praise his name in the Dawghouse recently - is that not the most perfect nickname ever? Here's my scoop, instead of summoning the spirit of dead Metal figures, why not kneel before your Metal shrine and pray to a Metal god (or in Dave's case a demigod). And once your chant is complete, the godly voice of DMD resonates forth with godly might and authority. _Sounds_ _exciting_ _to_ _me!_ 👍🏻 In regards to what the VOICE of a Metal demigod should sound like, consider this. If you're familiar with the 1973 film Zardoz, early in the film, there's a scene where a huge levitating stone head is seen (ie the physical manifestation of the god Zardoz) and it's here where Zardoz is commanding his followers with one proclamation after another. That _could_ be an idea of what the disembodied voice of the Death Metal Dave sounds like.... He also goes by the name "Ghoulish Dave" and that's what his fledgling YT channel is called. So if you felt compelled to do some research on him that would certainly be a great place to start. Or perhaps better yet, go to Mike Violates channel and watch Father Violate interview him, it's there where the F-Bombs are falling like rain drops, in cartoonish excess. Dave also has his own band: Cryptic Fog A JB Bob / Death Metal Dave cross-over could be quite something, hope you give it some thought. This idea may be a bit more on the adventurous side of things, as the possibilities are far-ranging. Hail Death Metal Dave \m/ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@JB-wh9ux

21 күн бұрын

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 The Bob will do his research and come back to you on that one. The Zardoz voice alone could make him worthy of a video.

Any paidski's about the black microwave rituals?

Yo JB did Brassphemy live shows get significantly better after Jojo Siwa joined or is this just another “we’re back” tour from some old geeeezers

@JB-wh9ux

21 күн бұрын

Still for old geezers unfortunately. Modern go-getters like the fresh original sound of Attic

2:00 lmao

Please have Black Winds back on the show JB. Trying to figure out who is dumber out of the two is one of those mysteries I am trying to solve and have come to no real conclusion yet. Also, we need to hear some more from Moldy Bread as he is in the competition as well.

Sponge dawg has to get a GxBx interview b4 Justin Whorval... that would be a 100% dictionary definition of rubbing his nose in it ... 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ... \m/

Blasphenis how long until you're gonna play with such band old school named Jojo Siwa?

The sponge is trying to hault the spread of the fifth attack announcement that just goes to show he can’t handle the BRUTALITY of it a real JOJO

JB, the guy from Metal Trenches is a total canoe. He and JB could have a real back and forth.

@JB-wh9ux

21 күн бұрын

@@Vdoom777 He’s done a Nu-Metal tierlist…definitely a twinkcore canoe bozo

@Vdoom777

21 күн бұрын

@@JB-wh9ux that foo posts so much gayness that with your creative genius, you could have a field day.

JB I miss you

@JB-wh9ux

13 күн бұрын

@@KinshipsRecords-qe9it WE’RE BACK

2:29 😂😂😂

Bro the impression has me dying....xD😂😂🤣😂 Black winds hawk tuah game is on point lmfao bro if you want to find an underrated gem go to his Part 1 NWN interview and check the 37:32 timestamp. And thank me later 😅

@JB-wh9ux

18 күн бұрын

@@assasinator1980 Yepyepyep, a trve sponge fanatical! Hmmm, came all over him? Gaahl strikes again brah brah