"BLACK WIDOW" 😱🤣 COLIN JOST

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Weekend Update with Michael Che & Colin Jost
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  • @aidanfranke5659
    @aidanfranke56597 ай бұрын

    Che really trynna get Colin killed 😂

  • @delilama2878

    @delilama2878

    7 ай бұрын

    Most man wanna see Colin killed so they can take over😂

  • @samfisher2306

    @samfisher2306

    7 ай бұрын

    I have a feeling these two are great friends and trust each other 😅

  • @delilama2878

    @delilama2878

    7 ай бұрын

    @@samfisher2306 they are but best buddies will try their best to mess you up just to be funny🤪

  • @littlemisstink921

    @littlemisstink921

    7 ай бұрын

    Yeah…y’all ever seen Impractical Jokers?

  • @cpmow831

    @cpmow831

    7 ай бұрын

    He wants to be there to “comfort” Scarlett.

  • @keithbartholomew9433
    @keithbartholomew94337 ай бұрын

    But the jokes on us.. This guy gets to go home to Scarlett Johansson 😂

  • @jaystrucker321

    @jaystrucker321

    6 ай бұрын

    🤨this makes little sense

  • @keithbartholomew9433

    @keithbartholomew9433

    6 ай бұрын

    @@jaystrucker321 how so?

  • @SabareeshReddy-xl1vt

    @SabareeshReddy-xl1vt

    6 ай бұрын

    He is her husband so it makes sense​@@jaystrucker321

  • @SabareeshReddy-xl1vt

    @SabareeshReddy-xl1vt

    6 ай бұрын

    He is her husband so it makes sense​@@jaystrucker321

  • @Guest4465

    @Guest4465

    6 ай бұрын

    @@jaystrucker321colin is married to scarlet johansson

  • @tommytmt
    @tommytmt7 ай бұрын

    We need to appreciate that Che had a civil rights leader wheeled in to sit next to Colin while Colin read his jokes 😂. That was the most savage move *EVER* !!! 🤣

  • @vjrei

    @vjrei

    7 ай бұрын

    I have no clue how far Che can go after this.

  • @tomh-ph3dp

    @tomh-ph3dp

    7 ай бұрын

    Me: He did not do that. :o

  • @AndorranStairway

    @AndorranStairway

    7 ай бұрын

    I didn’t even know she was just some random person Che brought on until I tried looking her up and found out she didn’t actually exist

  • @richinoable

    @richinoable

    7 ай бұрын

    Okay, I'm gonna quit freaking out RN. Thanks.​@@AndorranStairway

  • @wcombs

    @wcombs

    7 ай бұрын

    It was fake

  • @BhavyeGupta7
    @BhavyeGupta75 ай бұрын

    The despair behind his laughter was so real, he knew at home he is going to get roasted 😂

  • @HardxCorpsxKali

    @HardxCorpsxKali

    Ай бұрын

    The best part is when actors have to take on roles in fighting movies they really are taught how to fight to certain extents which means with the amount of training she’s had in martial arts she could kick his ass. 😂

  • @DarksideDave42

    @DarksideDave42

    7 күн бұрын

    I think that by now she understands the humor ....

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.12337 ай бұрын

    I can't tell if Che is trying to get Colin killed or forced to sleep on the couch but it is hilarious!

  • @morganrees3603

    @morganrees3603

    7 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure its both

  • @theangrygermanlad1328

    @theangrygermanlad1328

    6 ай бұрын

    Yes

  • @theonewhocannotsmell127

    @theonewhocannotsmell127

    6 ай бұрын

    He will be dead in the couch

  • @metalvideos1961

    @metalvideos1961

    5 ай бұрын

    Nothing about this is hilarious

  • @geraldstephens6612

    @geraldstephens6612

    2 ай бұрын

    You know, Black Widows are poisonous, Colin.

  • @TD-ug4mg
    @TD-ug4mg7 ай бұрын

    In actuality of this entire segment was just him helping colin brag that he married Scarlett Johansen

  • @poolhall9632

    @poolhall9632

    7 ай бұрын

    I mean, bro did hit a home run.

  • @summersoldier1003

    @summersoldier1003

    7 ай бұрын

    I would take every opportunity.

  • @DaneToTheBone

    @DaneToTheBone

    7 ай бұрын

    Even I would brag on his behalf, highfiveing everybody I meet down the street 😂

  • @dagda3000

    @dagda3000

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes, lets brag about marrying a middle-aged woman with a kid from another man that once claimed monogamy is not her thing.

  • @summersoldier1003

    @summersoldier1003

    7 ай бұрын

    @@dagda3000 dude. Yes lets talk about the financial burden he is going to have to bear for that child. GTFO. Scarlett Johannsen is probably the only card yo CAN play if promoting single mothers.

  • @mikehunt9392
    @mikehunt93927 ай бұрын

    Michael Che is the best series of jokes ever written. He knew he would get him off balance enough with the first joke that he wouldn’t even be able to censor himself on the second one.😂

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    6 ай бұрын

    E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @MikeHawk04

    @MikeHawk04

    22 күн бұрын

    Brother?!?!

  • @mikehunt9392

    @mikehunt9392

    20 күн бұрын

    @@MikeHawk04 holy smokes possible?

  • @user-fo5gc8rf9k
    @user-fo5gc8rf9k2 ай бұрын

    Colin is hilarious in this because he does look like a news anchor

  • @purplehaze1987
    @purplehaze19877 ай бұрын

    Che is a savage 😂

  • @billybutcher5562

    @billybutcher5562

    6 ай бұрын

    @@kcnicky2242 hello, please cry us a river

  • @BradChadley

    @BradChadley

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@kcnicky2242 Their job is comedy. This is quite literally professional behavior. This guy's coworker, a black man, brought on a civil rights activist and had his white coworker read this joke. That's pretty damn funny. Maybe try getting context next time.

  • @BradChadley

    @BradChadley

    6 ай бұрын

    @@kcnicky2242 It is the first time they're hearing the joke, that's the whole point of writing them for one another. It's fine that you find this unfunny, but that does not make it automatically unprofessional

  • @MarcG7424
    @MarcG74242 ай бұрын

    Che hit Colin with a combination

  • @ivesstlouis9087

    @ivesstlouis9087

    Ай бұрын

    Che definitely did hit Colin with a combination!!!😂😂😂

  • @dylanmichealwiley9168
    @dylanmichealwiley91686 ай бұрын

    bro Che trying to get him cancelled *and* divorced 💀

  • @brandon2743
    @brandon27432 ай бұрын

    He just looked so defeated at the end.

  • @robertward8035
    @robertward80352 ай бұрын

    Che is that friend that not only ensures he's your only friend, but your nemesis..... Perfect best friend 😉

  • @Im.Yer.Huckleberry
    @Im.Yer.Huckleberry7 ай бұрын

    It's too bad ScarJo wasn't there next to them as well 😂😂😂 Che is a menace 🤣

  • @ironman4do

    @ironman4do

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh my god, I never thought about this but that would be evil and HILARIOUS! Get her to sit next to him, and then just a series of jokes about her.

  • @lalegende2746

    @lalegende2746

    29 күн бұрын

    I like to imagine she’s backstage waiting to light him up 😂

  • @tdeb5504
    @tdeb55047 ай бұрын

    "Little art movies" HA!

  • @michaelwicker9538

    @michaelwicker9538

    6 ай бұрын

    I mean... She does do those movies.

  • @sayangnani

    @sayangnani

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm sorry to be that person but English is not my first language. What does it mean by little art movies?

  • @jorgeescudero5034

    @jorgeescudero5034

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@sayangnani I think it's sarcasm? Like trying to say Scarlet makes independent low budget indie films (she doesn't)

  • @OneLovefromOregon
    @OneLovefromOregon7 ай бұрын

    Bro...Che got him fkd UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i love watching thos two

  • @glamour3296

    @glamour3296

    6 ай бұрын

    Did he? He got him fucked? Oh damn.

  • @mozdaboz

    @mozdaboz

    Ай бұрын

    He got him back with the Kendrick Lamar joke lmao

  • @keelysmash
    @keelysmash6 ай бұрын

    Che can make all the jokes he wants at Colin’s expense but at the end of the day Colin is still married to Scarlett Johannson

  • @LynxPrints
    @LynxPrints7 ай бұрын

    The best segment of this show.

  • @jackcrassus168
    @jackcrassus1687 ай бұрын

    This might be the best joke since Norm left

  • @LifeOutward

    @LifeOutward

    7 ай бұрын

    I thought the same thing 😂

  • @airsick88

    @airsick88

    7 ай бұрын

    Hands down. With the lady beside him. That's something Norm would do.

  • @Ken-xv4sb

    @Ken-xv4sb

    7 ай бұрын

    I thought the black superman jokes from a couple years ago were really good. But this one might be better.

  • @tryingbutfailing

    @tryingbutfailing

    7 ай бұрын

    Not even close.

  • @Scriber42076

    @Scriber42076

    6 ай бұрын

    Wrong!!!

  • @mitchellharding2423
    @mitchellharding24236 ай бұрын

    Michael went for the kill on this one 😭🤣

  • @shawn6139
    @shawn61396 ай бұрын

    That was epic! That joke is black people approved 100%

  • @vanessavivanco2233
    @vanessavivanco22337 ай бұрын

    I love him, he is such a good sport!!! For real!!!

  • @markinglese3874
    @markinglese38747 ай бұрын

    That was the most dangerous thing he could ever say 😂😂😂.

  • @douglasmurdoch
    @douglasmurdoch2 ай бұрын

    Sleeping on the 🛋️ for the next week

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole6 ай бұрын

    The woman is an activist, Colin.

  • @seansartor
    @seansartor6 ай бұрын

    Colin wrote bedda joke, but Che placed a Civil Rights Advocate next to Colin. SO WRONG !!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

  • @briscoethecollie1510
    @briscoethecollie15107 ай бұрын

    Holy crap, this guys married to Scarlett??? Man, I'd never leave the house... 😮

  • @baileym4708

    @baileym4708

    2 ай бұрын

    Simp

  • @stevenclark5173

    @stevenclark5173

    Ай бұрын

    @@baileym4708 Are you calling someone a simp for fantasizing about having a rich hot wife? That's not what simping is. He isn't giving her money.

  • @ismailtekin727

    @ismailtekin727

    16 күн бұрын

    Simo

  • @Canadian_Bajan

    @Canadian_Bajan

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@stevenclark5173simping isn't just about giving money. It's about giving undeserved or unreciprocated attention.

  • @israelnekruman
    @israelnekruman7 ай бұрын

    i love how he always acts like he's got a gun to his head

  • @MetalPipe629
    @MetalPipe6292 ай бұрын

    You could see in his eyes that he knows he's going to be in the doghouse for a while 😂

  • @thebelligerentbostonian7524
    @thebelligerentbostonian75247 ай бұрын

    Michael Che that was totally *savage*

  • @mattwinston1745
    @mattwinston17457 ай бұрын

    Michael Che is the goat

  • @leonarddefusco269
    @leonarddefusco2697 ай бұрын

    Colllin!? Omg! I wouldn't have said that...says Michael Che.

  • @tyrone1309
    @tyrone13097 ай бұрын

    At least he doesn't ask Che why. 😂

  • @rudeondude21

    @rudeondude21

    7 ай бұрын

    He use to but I guess after a few years he realized Che just loves the chaos of a good joke and making him uncomfortable

  • @anthonyweinersnose2583
    @anthonyweinersnose25836 ай бұрын

    He gets away with it because Michael Che writes it. Best thing on SNL these days.

  • @Crazytrollman1
    @Crazytrollman16 ай бұрын

    I love how the more he reads the wider his eyes get in the end

  • @SebastianMalmsjo
    @SebastianMalmsjo7 ай бұрын

    This is how i find out colin is married to scarlet hahaha

  • @Hopeandpop

    @Hopeandpop

    6 ай бұрын

    Me to

  • @themanwithnothingtolose

    @themanwithnothingtolose

    6 ай бұрын

    WHY HIM? SHOULD'VE BEEN ME😤

  • @djkhaled-gc3pp

    @djkhaled-gc3pp

    3 ай бұрын

    @@themanwithnothingtolose he is god dam handsome man ,

  • @Hupomone
    @HupomoneАй бұрын

    This segment is going to be what's most remembered from this era of SNL.

  • @jayvardy
    @jayvardy6 ай бұрын

    If this guy can marry Scar Jo, there is hope for us all, Gents.

  • @ironman4do

    @ironman4do

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, all of us Harvard graduated, internationally famous comedians with a dozen plus Emmy nominations who are worth millions of dollars. He's a real average joe like all of us...

  • @bojackson9140

    @bojackson9140

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ironman4dolmfao foreal!! Making it sound like Colin is a nobody 🤣🤣

  • @RashaKahn
    @RashaKahn6 ай бұрын

    Colin can’t hide outside or at home…

  • @kenhasibar2624
    @kenhasibar26247 ай бұрын

    Poor Colin. Che just gives him the biz, AND he has to go home to Scarlet Johansen. I don't know how he does it... 🍻

  • @ronjohnson21

    @ronjohnson21

    5 ай бұрын

    No kidding. He should know what he's dealing with! I would neva go against Michael.

  • @macsdf1

    @macsdf1

    Ай бұрын

    she prob laughing about it too lol

  • @graydi66y
    @graydi66y6 ай бұрын

    The desperation on Colin's face is priceless.

  • @emailraye
    @emailraye7 ай бұрын

    Che on some wild shtt for this joke swap lol.

  • @GOT2BME-ql5iw
    @GOT2BME-ql5iw7 ай бұрын

    Michael Che is so brutal,... but brilliant 👏🏼. He puts Colin in the Hot 🔥 Seat 💺without malice, just good Ole fashionable Bro-mance fun. and poor Colin can barely keep his head up ,🤣🤣

  • @cherrynoire13
    @cherrynoire132 ай бұрын

    Ommggg I forgot about this joke 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcherАй бұрын

    Che trying to get Jost divorced and then killed 😂

  • @doubles7533
    @doubles75337 ай бұрын

    Truly savage shit from Che

  • @TightyWhiteyTrash
    @TightyWhiteyTrash2 ай бұрын

    Man I wish I had a smile like Colin’s. It’s always great to see him laugh 🤙🏼

  • @ReinaldoHernandezOchoa
    @ReinaldoHernandezOchoaАй бұрын

    The "it's not my fault reaction at the end" is just priceless

  • @shioriryukaze
    @shioriryukazeАй бұрын

    I was eating something when he made the quote about corretta Scott king...I gotta go clean the wall now🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickschumacher4309
    @nickschumacher43097 ай бұрын

    Well, he's probably sleeping on the couch tonight 🤣

  • @fezzik7619

    @fezzik7619

    6 ай бұрын

    No. His wife probably has a sense of humor.

  • @ptemps1145
    @ptemps114528 күн бұрын

    Che's jokes for Colin are always top tier. Dude is a master joke crafter.

  • @kimberknutson831
    @kimberknutson8312 ай бұрын

    No, he didn't. Blame this on Che. I love it. : ) 💚

  • @Nomorealcoholplease
    @Nomorealcoholplease7 ай бұрын

    Michael Che is gonna make Colin sleep outside 😂😂😂😂

  • @mcinteer19
    @mcinteer197 ай бұрын

    Che is gonna need an attorney when he’s charged as an accessory to murder!

  • @whatever3612
    @whatever36127 ай бұрын

    Che is really mad that Colin got Scarlet.

  • @barlmax4095
    @barlmax40956 ай бұрын

    you can see the panic in his eyes when reads the black widow part of the joke 😭

  • @belleC25
    @belleC253 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 that was a perfect plot

  • @jose8440
    @jose84407 ай бұрын

    His eyes saying: honey, dont kill me

  • @connieboylan9159
    @connieboylan91597 ай бұрын

    You guys are a great team..and funny as heck!

  • @psybormonkey
    @psybormonkey6 ай бұрын

    Thus is how to roast...no cook out for Colin at the King's this year

  • @moralfortitude...2217
    @moralfortitude...22177 ай бұрын

    CHE' IS A BEAST...AND W/O JOST IT WONT BE POSSIBLE... THE BROMANCE OF THE 2 OF THEM, cannot be imitated or duplicated...

  • @orin0083
    @orin00833 ай бұрын

    that was brutal😂😂

  • @Sharpshooter649
    @Sharpshooter6492 ай бұрын

    That’s pretty racist Colin

  • @Xaxan6523

    @Xaxan6523

    Ай бұрын

    Tell Che about that, all his jokes gotta make Colin get killed😂

  • @kensurrency2564
    @kensurrency25647 ай бұрын

    “Whoa, I wouldn’t have said that!”

  • @sppj3140
    @sppj31402 ай бұрын

    we all know Colin is already planning his revenge

  • @scolack123

    @scolack123

    Ай бұрын

    Have you seen him getting Michael che to call out Kendrick Lamar? Its great haha

  • @johnnyhoward4786
    @johnnyhoward47867 ай бұрын

    Dude is always getting slayed.. brutally funny

  • @titoperez1327
    @titoperez1327Ай бұрын

    Che is Colin’s worst enemy 😂

  • @nickcastrellon909
    @nickcastrellon909Ай бұрын

    Colin goin to hell for that one. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @americasmostdeeted5462
    @americasmostdeeted54627 ай бұрын

    I cannot believe Che set him up so badly

  • @alzychoze6591

    @alzychoze6591

    7 ай бұрын

    I can- it’s brilliant art

  • @ronjohnson21

    @ronjohnson21

    5 ай бұрын

    Sucka. 😅

  • @Tiffinox
    @TiffinoxАй бұрын

    Che was trying to draw blood with this one 😂

  • @GT-mq1dx
    @GT-mq1dxАй бұрын

    That was awesome! These guys totally kill me! When I’m in need of a good laugh, all I gotta do is click on one of their shorts and I’m spitting out water.

  • @tr3xplay585
    @tr3xplay5857 ай бұрын

    Che either loves Colin to the point where he got that best friend behavior Or really hates him and is trying to get bro kidnapped and erased from fase of earth

  • @Cyheem
    @CyheemАй бұрын

    Che really had Colin signing a verbal death certificate live on TV. Lmao 🤣🤣

  • @ngiallag2792
    @ngiallag279225 күн бұрын

    Don't worry I hear the couch in the yard is quite nice out, this time of year !!😂

  • @gilroman9792
    @gilroman97927 ай бұрын

    Just....Damn!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephenbrown571
    @stephenbrown5716 ай бұрын

    You know if these two hang around together after work it’s a hilarious time 😂😂😂

  • @Kole_D
    @Kole_D6 ай бұрын

    They did him dirty 😂

  • @wkndplaya
    @wkndplaya7 ай бұрын

    Che is out to murder Collin

  • @OfDaSouth
    @OfDaSouthАй бұрын

    COLIN'S HANDS OUT PALMS UP LOOKING AROUND LIKE "WHAT" KILLED ME BRUH 💀💀💀

  • @PintadoProjekt
    @PintadoProjektАй бұрын

    What I appreciate about Colin is that he never cries "NO!" I hope you find peace bro. 😂

  • @usonly101
    @usonly101Ай бұрын

    I’m glad he finally got Che back with the Kendrick Lamar joke

  • @andyxfish
    @andyxfish7 ай бұрын

    Che was wrong for that 😂

  • @philliph8991
    @philliph89916 ай бұрын

    Norm would be proud of these two

  • @MichaelMcDowell-jk1cj
    @MichaelMcDowell-jk1cj7 ай бұрын

    Che stays undefeated

  • @kentGrey
    @kentGrey15 күн бұрын

    Michael Che is a pure beast!

  • @FranklinWilson-ev9dq
    @FranklinWilson-ev9dq4 ай бұрын

    It's Luck, Mrs Jost, Has A Great Sense Of Humor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @richard2mitchell
    @richard2mitchell7 ай бұрын

    If you look carefully you can see the exact moment where he knew he was going to have to sleep on the couch tonight.

  • @MauriceBriscoe
    @MauriceBriscoeАй бұрын

    I'm pretty sure him and Scarlett have a blast coming up with jokes. But two against one and Che still wins.

  • @ogichi32
    @ogichi327 ай бұрын

    Okay so I just now discovered that he's married to Scarlett Johanson 😂

  • @symonegreen7493

    @symonegreen7493

    7 ай бұрын

    What. She even has a kid. Lol

  • @justinkotso8466
    @justinkotso84666 ай бұрын

    They really doing Colin dirty!!!!😂😂😂

  • @amethystkortz4283
    @amethystkortz42836 ай бұрын

    His face was like "I promise this isn't my own thoughts! I'm just reading the prompter... Please don't kill me!!" 😂

  • @Mysterio-hk9gj
    @Mysterio-hk9gj6 ай бұрын

    Icon Theaters in most USA Cities have been serving Restaurant Grade Food and Wet Bar Alcoholic Mixed Drinks in Movie Theaters for at least 10 Years .😢

  • @deej3365
    @deej33657 ай бұрын

    Love his face. Che has a great smile. He’s a cutie❣️

  • @shadowwilson7282
    @shadowwilson7282Ай бұрын

    The couch is waiting for you back home for you, Colin🤣💀🤣🤣

  • @Palak695
    @Palak695Ай бұрын

    His smile is killing me !!🤭

  • @franklyfanladying6016
    @franklyfanladying60167 ай бұрын

    I see Michael Che is still trying to get Colin Jost-Johanssen killed. 😂😂😂

  • @rrrrrrr187
    @rrrrrrr1877 ай бұрын

    Okay but respect to Che for coming up with that amazing wordplay joke

  • @cabby26
    @cabby267 ай бұрын

    I love how Colin knows it’s gonna be bad, but he never knows how bad it’s going to be.

  • @toughbiblepassages9082
    @toughbiblepassages90826 ай бұрын

    These guys have surpassed all snl weekend updates that have come before them

  • @osmosis_8692
    @osmosis_86926 ай бұрын

    Actually, her little art movies are even better than the Black Widow ones.

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