Black Steven Seagal is Packin’ | David Lucas Roasts

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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more). David is a Kill Tony Hall of Famer and currently headlining his own tour!
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  • @Cykolojik1
    @Cykolojik12 ай бұрын

    "Why all my clothes stretched out?" 😂😂😂

  • @jesserodriguez1983
    @jesserodriguez19832 ай бұрын

    That Danny Devito was priceless

  • @image0987
    @image09872 ай бұрын

    I saw David Standup in Jan. This is WHY u couldnt pay me enough to seat upfront! 😂😂😂😂

  • @druuuuskiii
    @druuuuskiii2 ай бұрын

    Jersey love David Lucas. Whoever got problems shouldn’t be a fan 😂goofy ahh

  • @ETAisNOW

    @ETAisNOW

    2 ай бұрын

    Emojis are gay

  • @4rdF1Hunny

    @4rdF1Hunny

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ETAisNOW🤫

  • @michelletheunambiguousslay93

    @michelletheunambiguousslay93

    2 ай бұрын

    So if you have problems you can't enjoy "comedy"? 🤔 I thought comedy was suppose to help you forget about problems. Make it make sense...

  • @ETAisNOW

    @ETAisNOW

    2 ай бұрын

    @@michelletheunambiguousslay93 what??

  • @tensecondtwoii4182
    @tensecondtwoii41822 ай бұрын

    David becoming the GOAT !!!!!!

  • @KML1980
    @KML19802 ай бұрын

    Love your crowd work. Come to MI we will treat you right. Comedy brings us all together! Keep up the funny work!!

  • @michaelcanadaa

    @michaelcanadaa

    2 ай бұрын

    Pause

  • @Yellowlightmediatv

    @Yellowlightmediatv

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm definitely looking to book him in kalamazoo,MI

  • @Christopher-nk4en

    @Christopher-nk4en

    2 ай бұрын

    I 2nd this . Grand rapids Michigan is a comedy hub come do a bounce around the mitten state brother

  • @EdeSands-do6st

    @EdeSands-do6st

    2 ай бұрын

    Idk about the Dee🤭🤷

  • @Christopher-nk4en

    @Christopher-nk4en

    2 ай бұрын

    Don't drink the water in flint bro

  • @boothy918
    @boothy9182 ай бұрын

    Never ever disappoints. D.Lucas is a beast

  • @CrazyRaiderRad
    @CrazyRaiderRad2 ай бұрын

    Man. That woman probably went home all pissed at her husband. 😂

  • @Forgiven440
    @Forgiven4402 ай бұрын

    David Lucas has become one of my favorite Comedians, Roast me is Great but his stand up is AWESOME

  • @Edgesofnowhere008
    @Edgesofnowhere0082 ай бұрын

    Dude took everything on the chin. Good for him tho bc David is ruthlessly wild.

  • @diegovalencia9631
    @diegovalencia96312 ай бұрын

    Killed it. Great clip

  • @BJJUSAF
    @BJJUSAF2 ай бұрын

    As someone who is part Cherokee on both my mom and dads side. There is an easy way to differentiate the two Casino or Slurpee…

  • @negativeindustrial

    @negativeindustrial

    2 ай бұрын

    Dot or feathers

  • @92yankee52

    @92yankee52

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @michelletheunambiguousslay93

    @michelletheunambiguousslay93

    2 ай бұрын

    SMH lol.

  • @dinawells5298
    @dinawells52982 ай бұрын

    Man Mr. Lucas cracks me up and I will never sit in the front row or anywhere he could see me cuz he would roast my ass to hell

  • @SephirothPhenyx
    @SephirothPhenyx2 ай бұрын

    LOLOL love it bruh stay legendary

  • @kevinmeyers3337
    @kevinmeyers33372 ай бұрын

    Yo the pay phone where u at lmfao 🤣

  • @tlz124
    @tlz1242 ай бұрын

    She said No 😂. Their relationship is over

  • @dbandler1
    @dbandler12 ай бұрын

    Please come to Denver!

  • @Xavi2goated
    @Xavi2goated2 ай бұрын

    Nah you got to come to Jersey bro😭

  • @jadenothingcompares
    @jadenothingcompares2 ай бұрын

    😅 damn… when you coming home to GA?

  • @troop3746
    @troop37462 ай бұрын

    I can’t dawg😂😂😂

  • @thepoeticbutcher3370
    @thepoeticbutcher33702 ай бұрын

    Telling a woman she probably looked great 25 years ago is a backhanded compliment..

  • @rickjames4031

    @rickjames4031

    2 ай бұрын

    You’re a victim

  • @thepoeticbutcher3370

    @thepoeticbutcher3370

    2 ай бұрын

    @@rickjames4031 …..you’re getting NO reparations😊

  • @rickjames4031

    @rickjames4031

    2 ай бұрын

    @@thepoeticbutcher3370 did I ask for any?

  • @thepoeticbutcher3370

    @thepoeticbutcher3370

    2 ай бұрын

    @@rickjames4031 …you better not ask, ‘cause you ain’t getting none..

  • @rickjames4031

    @rickjames4031

    2 ай бұрын

    @@thepoeticbutcher3370 better not get on the internet and claim victim about a comment that wasn’t even to you cuz no one cares. I’m sure you looked good 25 years ago as well

  • @LeoLWillson
    @LeoLWillson2 ай бұрын

    David be built! 🥴😂💀

  • @davideojockey6237
    @davideojockey6237Ай бұрын

    stepping to raise someone elses kid is legit crazy

  • @colinjones8265
    @colinjones82652 ай бұрын

    57 and fine as wine

  • @sensationalvibrations6832
    @sensationalvibrations68322 ай бұрын

    He is black. Creo is a language, and it was by the Haitian people.

  • @arinlawless5788
    @arinlawless57882 ай бұрын

    Wish hed come to North east tn/southwest Virginia

  • @soufmem
    @soufmem2 ай бұрын

    Let’s do the math here they been married for 27 years but her daughter about to be 27 so that means she either cheated on him or he married her while she was pregnant or just had her

  • @thegreatgambeeno

    @thegreatgambeeno

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah. And? She went with the smarter route in the long run, she stayed with the one that knows how to pull out.

  • @MiserableMarinerEnjoyer

    @MiserableMarinerEnjoyer

    2 ай бұрын

    They said they have been together for 27 years, not married for 27 years. He probably got with her while she was pregnant. My dad that with my mom.

  • @soufmem

    @soufmem

    2 ай бұрын

    @@MiserableMarinerEnjoyerliterally what I said 🤦🏾‍♂️ read is fundamental

  • @Rangobine

    @Rangobine

    2 ай бұрын

    @@soufmemhe stepped up to the plate he saw a beautiful woman who couldn’t do it alone and helped her now he has a family, I would do the same

  • @soufmem

    @soufmem

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Rangobine 😂 😂 😂 good for you bro

  • @renzobyd
    @renzobyd2 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🔥

  • @user-rv6nh5vu7w
    @user-rv6nh5vu7w2 ай бұрын

    The Atlantic slave trade did a number on black ppl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @o1o236
    @o1o2362 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣💯

  • @ilqrd.6608
    @ilqrd.66082 ай бұрын

    Lucas! Germany when?

  • @yourface3154
    @yourface31542 ай бұрын

    How you gonna skip Oregon? C'mon fella. Even Rife is doing Bend.

  • @sensationalvibrations6832
    @sensationalvibrations68322 ай бұрын

    Been together for 27 years but got a 27 year old daughter, but it not his

  • @tdot3101
    @tdot31012 ай бұрын

    WILL MASS TIKETS BE AVAILABLE IN JUNE?

  • @sandyc6569
    @sandyc65692 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @antoinepowell649
    @antoinepowell6492 ай бұрын

    Ayoooo NO DIDDY

  • @chadespinosa7191
    @chadespinosa71912 ай бұрын

    Come to Denver

  • @mandasity
    @mandasity2 ай бұрын

    patrice did that indian joke before

  • @I-canMakeTheGlobeShift
    @I-canMakeTheGlobeShift2 ай бұрын

    the couple could of just said they black..Guess im the only one here that noticed that denial shit...

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub2 ай бұрын

    David has gotta do the right thing for black ppl by coming right out and publicly supporting Trump 2024!... Actually, do black ppl still like him?

  • @DK-eq9qm
    @DK-eq9qm2 ай бұрын

    Like if you’ve been to a show 😊

  • @LD-jb5zi
    @LD-jb5zi2 ай бұрын

    This bruh that told that George Floyd joke!?!

  • @thegreatgambeeno

    @thegreatgambeeno

    2 ай бұрын

    Which George Floyd joke? There's been a lot. Like equivalent to an overdose amount.

  • @thegreatgambeeno

    @thegreatgambeeno

    2 ай бұрын

    Which George Floyd joke? There's been a lot, like an equivalent to an overdose amount.

  • @LD-jb5zi

    @LD-jb5zi

    2 ай бұрын

    @@thegreatgambeeno The double post!? Haha. Whichever one he told if that’s the guy!

  • @BlackOnSight-zn7jm

    @BlackOnSight-zn7jm

    Ай бұрын

    I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe bro 🤣

  • @SuperSky9
    @SuperSky92 ай бұрын

    There is only One type of Indian and they are from Indus Valley from South Asia.

  • @mobdealin1220
    @mobdealin12202 ай бұрын

    Bruh tripping u black

  • @thepoeticbutcher3370

    @thepoeticbutcher3370

    2 ай бұрын

    ……as long as he’s not “African American”

  • @trilltawktexasent3108
    @trilltawktexasent31082 ай бұрын

    Does he not know creole is literally French and black? But he’s not black wtf

  • @celticsalltheway

    @celticsalltheway

    Ай бұрын

    Creole is any European language with any African dialect. Read a book wtf

  • @trilltawktexasent3108

    @trilltawktexasent3108

    Ай бұрын

    @@celticsalltheway who would speak the African dialect? Black Africans right? Eat a D and go find someone else that gives a Dang what you saying who cares about anything you saying you’re on my comments back tf off

  • @muffinhacker
    @muffinhacker2 ай бұрын

    David Lucas , we would love to have you here in SlC

  • @chutasan8299
    @chutasan82992 ай бұрын

    I lost respect for you when you apologized to blm and G.F after the jokes!

  • @SKATERBRY312
    @SKATERBRY3122 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 keep being you David! You funny as fuck bro! 😂

  • @chillgasm
    @chillgasm2 ай бұрын

    what a beast

  • @diversemusic1043
    @diversemusic10432 ай бұрын

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