For those guys in the vehicle, it was perhaps most frightening day of their lives but for M. Bison, it was just Tuesday.

@willliebenrood9178

10 ай бұрын

I heard he was planning some sort of street fighting tournament which included a mini game he was explaining to the other bison that would take place between fights.

@cosimopastia8389

10 ай бұрын

Ahahahahah, amazing.

@1Lineham

10 ай бұрын

People should be banned from Yellowstone. Or at the very least have to pass an intelligence test.

@kurtrussell5228

10 ай бұрын

And was a rental car too! You can tell by the plate........ hope he bought the damage waiver!

@BrainFuck10

10 ай бұрын

They weren’t frightened just annoyed but that’s what they get for driving too close

“Welcome to State Farm, how may I help you” “Umm. Do you cover bison headbutts? 😳”

@sandrabonner8208

Жыл бұрын

"like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there!"

@Calvin1985

Жыл бұрын

That’s probably covered by animal collision.

@IXSuperRadGamerXI

Жыл бұрын

@@sandrabonner8208 *Jake staring at your house from out of his window, breathing heavily, nostrils flaring.*

@sandrabonner8208

Жыл бұрын

@@IXSuperRadGamerXI Likely staring at neighbors' children breathing heavily, nostrils flarning...

@zakosist

Жыл бұрын

Ive heard American car insurances cover just about everything, like if an alligator bites your tire. Probably a bison too.

I like how he looked at the car passing in the last few seconds like he could get it, too 😅

@KingJT80

Жыл бұрын

they did not want the smoke

@jinoziniosti5633

10 ай бұрын

He was just checking if the camera car got it

@imweird.6147

10 ай бұрын

I shit a lot of blood earlier

@johnhyman3958

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@thegdoat

10 ай бұрын

😂😂 like "aye, I can modify your front end too. Just bring your car over here."

When I lived in South Dakota, they never bothered me, and I would see a herd of them when I went for my morning walks. They just want to be left alone.

“Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.” -M. Bison

@MS45636

10 ай бұрын

lol the music is playing in my head

@DarrkMane

10 ай бұрын

Enters the chat: SEMI TRUCK 😂😂😅😅

The bison clearly had the right of way!

@WatchingTrainsGoBy-PassingTime

10 ай бұрын

Animals NEVER have the right of way. lol

@WatchingTrainsGoBy-PassingTime

10 ай бұрын

The only time an animal has the right of way, is when you're luring it into a trap because you're having a family bbq and want the other animals behind it, to feel safe enough to get all of them. ;) lol @julienmihawk2568

@throwawayavclubber7269

5 ай бұрын

@@WatchingTrainsGoBy-PassingTime Your mom does, though. _All_ the right of way.

I always root for the bison

@weeblordgaming6062

10 ай бұрын

Traitor

Bison: want a keepsake? Here's a little something to remember me by. Have a good day.

Bison: "Good day to you! I was wondering if you have a moment to talk about your vehicle's extended warranty?"

“Oh my God! Did he hit him?” “You blind and deaf?”

@mryan4452

10 ай бұрын

So what? What's that got to do with Michael Schumacher?

This is why you always use a rental car to go through Yellowstone.

@ahill4642

11 ай бұрын

😛

@AZ-rg3rf

11 ай бұрын

and then pay outrageous prices for damage

@BimmerWon

11 ай бұрын

@@AZ-rg3rf not if you have it insured. Then you pay nothing. Just rent it using the Chase Sapphire Preferred card and you don’t even need to pay rental insurance to have it covered since they have primary car rental insurance as a benefit on the card.

@AZ-rg3rf

11 ай бұрын

@@BimmerWon hmm yeah forgot about that card

@BimmerWon

11 ай бұрын

@@AZ-rg3rf amazing card right?

This is the perfect video. Exactly what it describes!

@humble_integrity

10 ай бұрын

lol i was just wondering what happened to you today my friend...

@spikespa5208

10 ай бұрын

A big shout out to the driver of the camera car for moving over and giving the Mazda more room to get past the bison farther away. 🤡

@brandonamezquita4501

10 ай бұрын

I always encounter this guy in the most random videos.

@Cook9698

10 ай бұрын

Chocolate Rain!!

@LiberatedMind1

10 ай бұрын

I expected an elephant fucking a rhino.

Someone wrote, "You'd think they would get used to cars." Yeah, you'd think you'd get used to people driving through your yard, too.

@puppergump4117

10 ай бұрын

If you're dumb enough to think public roads are your yard then sure. Usually the more short-sighted an animal is the more it fights.

@kap1526

10 ай бұрын

Thats like saying "you'd get used to europeans all over america taking the natives land".... but we dont hear the white folks saying that

@SludgeManCometh

Күн бұрын

Never seen anyone with an asphalt yard.

This is why you stay in your car and don’t mess around with these bad boys.

@juliapom9115

Жыл бұрын

They are not 'bad' how can they be they have no awareness of good or bad.

@EddyG0rdo

Жыл бұрын

@@juliapom9115 of course they aren’t bad….”bad boys” doesn’t mean they are “bad”……..the term is an example of a “figure of speech” 🙄

@bluejayredemption6462

Жыл бұрын

@@EddyG0rdo Give my grandma a pass lol

@stepaushi

Жыл бұрын

They didn't get out.

@gardy4390

11 ай бұрын

No animal is bad people are the bad ones.

Bison expressing "Hey back off, buddy!" the only way he knows how

"Omg. Did he hit 'em?" No, genius; he gave him a kiss.

@kchilton27

4 ай бұрын

Lol

Looks like he might be protecting his Lady. Good for him!

@EmeraldView

10 ай бұрын

Too bad the Bison didn't have a gun. -American

@ChenBeixuancultivatingnshieeet

10 ай бұрын

the hair cow can do it, its protected by law. if it was not protected it would have been put down

@TankHank-kd2iq

10 ай бұрын

"get my wife's name out yo mouth"

@illuminati6145

10 ай бұрын

​@@EmeraldView Every American have 2 gun's... 1- automatic 2- manually

@jimnowak3960

4 ай бұрын

She was in heat.

Been there lol. Last time I was in Yellowstone (October of 2022) a bison very narrowly avoided kicking out the door window right next to me as he ran by, because the car ahead of us was honking and yelling and otherwise harassing him… shocker 🙄

@daniels7717

10 ай бұрын

Man that guy before you should be punched in his face

@chrishayes5755

7 ай бұрын

was at yellowstone june 2023 and a group of college hoodlums were driving beside a bison. one of them was up on the roof slamming down a bottle a jack daniels. he jumped onto the bison and rode it while firing off a pistol from each hand and they disappeared over a mountain. so tired of these young punks picking on the bison.

@janmi4343

5 ай бұрын

if the car filming that scene would have passed faster, the other could have dodged

Bison get really pissed if you try to drive by without stopping to pet them.

@torsteinholen14

Жыл бұрын

you should always get out an scratch them a bit :)

@thunderlight571

Жыл бұрын

They love getting scratched at the balls. 💯% recommended for good time with them.

@themaestro3034

Жыл бұрын

😂

@rodger7029

Жыл бұрын

Hope to see some people taking this advice

@mar8888

Жыл бұрын

A good way to decrease the population, just a little bit.

Love it when wild creatures remind humans of their proper place.

@sysvl4r

11 ай бұрын

thats why we killed all of them and put them in their place. stfu

@stephenmorring3370

11 ай бұрын

Yep. Behind a long rifle.

@dylanhughes5944

11 ай бұрын

@@stephenmorring3370 nice one

@Readysetgo2007

10 ай бұрын

​@@stephenmorring3370🙄

@anon2414

10 ай бұрын

These comments are stupid 😂 a human could kill that bison with a finger pull...or run over by a car..we let them live

"OMG did he hit him!?" "No, the loud thud you heard was just a nearby UFO passing by."

Insurance company “So how did this accident happen?” “We were head butted by a bison.” Insurance company “No really.”

@rhuttrho88

10 ай бұрын

In that area? They know it's the truth. If they were visiting they should have took a picture from inside before they drove off.😁

@JSSTyger

10 ай бұрын

Insurance Company: You just became a Farmers Insurance Commercial

@aphillyate1

10 ай бұрын

Should any insurance company cover this lunacy?

@JaZu

10 ай бұрын

That’s a rental car fyi, joker probably declined insurance.

@aluisious

10 ай бұрын

my credit card would cover this@@JaZu

Of course the insurance company will pay out, this is the perfect ad.

Love how there is a hesitancy to drive off after the head bunt. It's like they were thinking they should exchange insurance information! LOL!

The road is in the middle of Bison territory or aka, his home. He is just being a good American and standing his ground.

@praddzzz

Жыл бұрын

Yes as a American he was aware of his “Stand your ground” law.

@InesElm-dj9tn

10 ай бұрын

He is an American on duty God bless him

@Benjamin48st

10 ай бұрын

Thts the Indians territory not the bison

@D.H.1082

10 ай бұрын

​@@Benjamin48stBison was there before the indians. They know that.

@Gallus-gallus

10 ай бұрын

American - What an insulting thing to say. No wonder the bison got mad.

That was merely a warning why all tourists should keep their distance.

“Let’s drive slowly to see if he hits us again😮”

@jasondaveries9716

10 ай бұрын

Fr. It's like he was waiting for the bison to give him its insurance info lol

@halberderdier8073

9 ай бұрын

Evolution worked long and hard to produce the living bettering ram...

@98slime86

3 ай бұрын

😟😟

East of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, is Elk Island National Park, with Bison. Entrance has a warning with a picture of a hooligan running away from a charging bison.

Gee! That motorist was lucky the head-butt from the bison didn't set off the air bags.

That was a gentle headbutt, that's why it didn't leave much of a damage.

Honestly I think what actually provoked him was the cammer suddenly moving. He heard the commotion and head butted the nearest threatening looking object.

@dineshbabud3141

Жыл бұрын

looks so right!

@czos9239

10 ай бұрын

It looked like the secondary lights were blinking too. "Turn your blinkers off, stupid ape!" *BIP!*

@rhuttrho88

10 ай бұрын

​@@czos9239🫡

@jessH090

10 ай бұрын

@@czos9239stupid ape 😂

@Monyornothin

5 ай бұрын

​@@czos9239i could be wrong but that's a photo effect when LED lights are viewed through digital. I have a rear facing / backup camera as my primary rear view and most headlights flicker on the new cars with LED's.. 👍

Imagine if there were 30 million of them running around now, like there used to be in the 19th century!

@bloqk16

11 ай бұрын

Yep! That's what contributed to the Midwest region being fertile land for farming.

As an Australian who has never seen a Bison in real life, I can confidently say that Bison are my spirit animal.

@johnsmith-ro2tw

10 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I can confidently say we don't need bisons to experience the same thing. We don't lack cunts who randomly scratch or hit the car and drive away.

@Dagger_323

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@johnsmith-ro2twunfortunately those same cunts are just as plentiful on the other side of the pond too...

@mikek0135

5 ай бұрын

@johnsmith-ro2tw: Bison don't drive away - you BETTER drive away! 😂

@Retroist2024

5 ай бұрын

A wild kangaroo appears!

@WattWireNet

5 ай бұрын

IDK, the bison seemed sober to me. 😂

It’s so cute the way it was playing with the car.

@mryan4452

10 ай бұрын

They were NOT playing with the car

@edxander7169

10 ай бұрын

Lololol

@flawdaman305

10 ай бұрын

Protecting smaller bison

@angelofdeath275

10 ай бұрын

@@mryan4452the joke flew way over your head

@mryan4452

10 ай бұрын

@@angelofdeath275 not a time for joking this was an EXTREMELY serious incident

AND We are in THEIR HOME, they are NOT in ours! It looks like a mother defending her calf. The cars are an UNNATURAL THREAT!

Heck yeah! I drive a CX-9 too. Nice to know it can hold its own against Bison.

when you go to a state park, and you're in such a hurry that you violate one of the most basic rules, and the Bison have to remind you.

@user-md4di6yg2p

10 ай бұрын

Yellowstone is a national park, but yeah, I like your point!

Bison: "That looks like a worthy opponent"

@Benjamin48st

10 ай бұрын

Tht car wld flatten tht bison

@alibabaschultz352

10 ай бұрын

@@Benjamin48st The other way around

It's lucky the air bags didn't go off.

@justplainbrad7713

Жыл бұрын

@Larry Slagle Damn right, if the bags went off the bison would be charged with illegally inflating air bags. Don't worry about the bison though, as there are many lawyers who would take his case, pro boner.

The only mistake this car made is that he should have put a little more distance between himself and the bison by swinging wide. The opposite lane appeared open, and cars coming the other direction will usually allow you to swing a little wide if they see your situation. You can't just sit there while traffic backs up for miles. The bison was off the road when the car went by. A ranger would tell you to keep moving and not block traffic. Rangers will turn on their sirens and drive directly at bison to drive them off the road. A few cars get butted every year, but it's rare.

@user-md4di6yg2p

10 ай бұрын

The opposite lane appeared open? Um...the video was taken by a person driving a vehicle in the opposite lane...fyi

@alansach8437

7 ай бұрын

@@user-md4di6yg2p Ha, ha! Good point! And the driver was (possibly...could have been taken by a passenger) taking the video and not paying attention to driving!

That’s a repair I’d never have fixed.

@mdwallace

Жыл бұрын

Looks like it punctured the radiator. He's gonna have too. Lol

@front331

10 ай бұрын

@@mdwallace a reman radiator is at least $150 lol and changing it is no fun either but very doable. I've done it.

First he stays away...then rolls up right next to the bison 🤷‍♂️ u want it to say hi? 😂

He looked at the second car like " There's more where that came from".

Bison: you dont belong here. You're in the wrong neighborhood.

Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance company.

@AverageRobloxJBPlayer

Жыл бұрын

@@yippee89 Bison, Buffalo, or a Bull.

@Josemarti305

10 ай бұрын

He’s from Colorado. He probably just called the Buffalo a “transplant” and sped back to Denver while blasting one Republic

You shouldn’t both pass the bison at the same time. Give the other car a little room so he can give the bison room. He felt crowded and took it out on the other car.

"Tell your insurance agent, I said hello."

And on that momentous day, I started ordering bison burgers wherever it was offered.

Looks like this bison was trying to remind the car the rule is to stay 25 yards away from large mammals (100 yards for bears and wolves), even in vehicles! I know you can’t control it if bison decide to cross the street right in front of you, but in this case, BOTH cars should’ve stayed back and waited for the bison to leave (or pass if they needed to, but definitely not stop so close. I was there in May, it’s common for traffic to build when animals are near the road, but it didn’t usually last long. I couldn’t believe it when I saw a couple people on trails just staying put as bison got closer to them; at first I was like “well at least they’re not going off trail to get to the bison, the bison just so happened to come near” but then they turned and some people tried to follow the bison just for their video! Crazy. Remember the animals have the right away in these protected areas: if they get close to us, it’s our responsibility to move out of their way - not the other way around.

@tomc.7520

Жыл бұрын

Common sense like you describe goes a long way. Shame so many folks don't have it.

@sophiamarrie5105

Жыл бұрын

☺️

@Jdwify

Жыл бұрын

You can remind people of the rules until your mouth turns blue in the face. It won't do no good.

@alansach8437

Жыл бұрын

So you sit there, while cars are backed up for miles behind you, while the bison hang out next to, or on, the road? How long? Ten minutes? Twenty? Thirty? While folks are blowing their horns behind you? I guarantee you that if and when a ranger comes by (possibly because someone in a car behind you calls one) that he/she will tell you to drive by, and if you want to stop use a turnout! Bison ramming cars happens, but it's extremely rare. Normally, if you drive forward slowly, they will move out of the way. Rangers will turn on their sirens to drive bison out of the road.

@mbd501

Жыл бұрын

Yes, clearly the bison knows the rule and was enforcing it there.

The Steelers should sign him up for their defensive line.

@wildman2012

Жыл бұрын

or maybe the Buffalo Bills...?

@nicktsambassis8913

Жыл бұрын

@@wildman2012 Actually that might be more appropriate, him being a buffalo and all.

Hahahaha 😆 oh boy! Don't make Mike Bison angry! He loves head butting his opponent. Especially Geico insurance company

That bull is courting that cow. He's going to smash anything or anyone that tries to get near her.

@luissorsini

10 ай бұрын

Nah. I don't think the bison is courting the driver's wife.

@Brian-zc2ip

10 ай бұрын

@@luissorsini 🤣

KZread recommended that I watch this video just to show us that the Mazda CX-5 we purchased this week could survive a bison headbutt.

2023 Bucket List: 1.) Visit Yellowstone National Park 2.) Pee a little in pants 3.) Have wife say I told you so. 4.) File insurance claim

great place. I had grizzly bear come racing up and everyone ran for their lives. he went around van touching distance.

Late summer/early fall is mating season, and it looks like the big bison was a male cozying up to a receptive female. Males who get interrupted while doing this by _anything_ tend to get very grumpy very fast.

He was being protective of his hugga-bunny.

Lmao imagine telling insurance you've caught a bison head to the bumper.

@martinc.720

5 ай бұрын

Look, an "Imagine" comment!

Enjoyed your video. Yellowstone is one of my favorite places. We were there in the fall of 2021. Loved every minute of it. We are planning to return in October 2022.

It's their home. Wildlife should always have the right of way. It's a shame to have roads through their habitat.

" Don't come around here with your fancy shiny bodywork trying to hit on my woman "

Driver: You'll be hearing from my insurance company Mr. Buffalo Buffalo: Snort Oink Snort

WARNING: Bison are actually so gentile, providing you don’t get too close, it’s easy To think you could walk up and pet one. WRONG!!! They ARE gentile giants, so long as you keep your distance. If you think otherwise, just remember this: even grizzly bears give bison a wide berth. If a grizzly won’t get close to them, neither should people.

@oftin_wong

11 ай бұрын

So how would you describe them head butting each other ...just more gentle natured bison ?

@ahill4642

11 ай бұрын

I 🤣 thought they were Muslim. Now I am seriously confused.

@Mb44069

11 ай бұрын

I hunt and eat them ;)

@captianbrave

11 ай бұрын

​@@ahill4642Yep, they seem halal and kosher.

@ahill4642

11 ай бұрын

@@captianbrave 🤣

My son and I were completely surrounded by them a week ago. Just don’t make eye contact and wait for the ranger. 😆

Fortunately there's a lot of Bison experts here.

So by now that bison learned what a headache feels like.

He's just protecting his woman - like any good husband.

@sturbo72

10 ай бұрын

Those are all bulls

Props to the person doing the camera recording with holding the smartphone sideway to take advantage of the wide-view image; as most people hold the smartphone upright, resulting in a narrow video view.

@ToTheNines87368

10 ай бұрын

Lol thanks for explaining how phone cameras work.

Bison: otherwise known as 2200 pounds of "you don't want none."

Alternate title: "Bison Headbutts Butthead"

Probably weighs the same as the car

Just cause your in the car does not you can pull up. Stay back means on foot and in the car!!!

I came here to see a bison headbutting car in Yellowstone National Park and man I was not disappointed.

Bison: "If you wanna see an American original why do you come in a Japanese car?"

Good job, buffalo..!

I just got back from Yellowstone a week ago and there are thousands of Bison. They cross the country highway in the park constantly. If you wait and give the Bison tons of space, you’ll never get anywhere.

Sometimes I wish I could just do that during traffic

I like the how the guy driving gave the casual single palm raised questioningly in the "what the fuck dude" that we all have done for casually bad driving encounters.

The bison was NOT standing in the middle of the road but at the side of the road and if people are going to be stupid what do they expect. Do they really think the creature is not going to protect and defend its mate?

@xConcertChickx

Жыл бұрын

The bison WAS standing in the middle of the road a few minutes before. I have it on video. I only posted the part where it had already walked over to the other bison when the car decided to creep up and he rammed the car.

@kenroberts2950

Жыл бұрын

Uh be

@Tpulaski

Жыл бұрын

@@xConcertChickx why does that matter? Park rules dictate that you stop and let any animals freely cross undisturbed and at their own pace. Regardless of where it was standing, it’s a risk you knowingly take when driving through the park.

@Diana1000Smiles

Жыл бұрын

❤ and a hug!

@WildPrimal23

Жыл бұрын

Some KZread commenters are so quick to criticize 😂

I wish it were easier to experience yellowstone not in a car. That was the main thing I remember about visiting, doing everything in a car, driving with my family from place to place like we're back in the suburbs.

@sunsetrider45

Жыл бұрын

You can have wonderful hikes all throughout Yellowstone. If you just stayed in your car then you didn't really experience Yellowstone. Go back and take it all in!

@johnedward8352

Жыл бұрын

@@sunsetrider45I'll bet 95% of people don't get out of the car unless they are at the old faithful geyser. The hiking in Yellowstone is fantastic.

@sunsetrider45

Жыл бұрын

@@johnedward8352 It really is. I couldn't imagine just driving through it. What a waste of fuel. It's like a pizza without cheese, perhaps still doable but kind of pointless :-)!

@ryateo1

Жыл бұрын

dear God no. as it is they've given up too much space of a natural part to roadways. it's not a fucking zoo.

@samconagher8495

Жыл бұрын

Get out of the car, walk even the geyser trails, there's far more to see than Old Faithful and its not the biggest or best even. Find one of the GOSA (Geyser Observation and Study Association) and learn the signs associated with an oncoming eruption. You can see 40 or 50 geysers in a day doing this. There's fantastic fly fishing in the Firehole River, wonderful geology to see, just get out of your car!

Yellowstone Park needs to do something about these cars. This is the territory of bisons, buffalos and other animals….and people are intruding in their homes which is their HOMES! Enough already with this BS of people getting close to these animals, they should respect the animals’ homes as well as they respect theirs from any human intrusion. Yellowstone needs to address this huge car problem aggressively before any of these beautiful creatures are killed. Enough already, people, enough! 🤬😖😡

Bison: "Önk...önk...-BANG" - Car: "Understandable, have a good day sir" -leaves

This is their habitat. If someone walks into your home you'd most likely want to shoot them so the bison is doing what it feels is necessary.

@wakeup1461

Жыл бұрын

Humans don’t understand that.. the car was probably so loud for it.. but what does a human care??? Ignorance at it highest level!!!

I don’t think having rapidly flashing lights was the right choice.

@marcin4259

Жыл бұрын

That's just how cameras record LEDs. It's solid beam.

@Rodneygd

Жыл бұрын

@@marcin4259 Thank you, I learned something new today.

@marcin4259

Жыл бұрын

@G E T R E K T In simple terms, without a lecture, yes they are solid to an average human eye. Depending on quality of LED, in simple terms, some will be recorded as flashing and some as solid. Yet avg human will not notice it. I'm sure your explanation would perfectly fit on a reddit forum. My simple explanation is not wrong.

That was a warning headbutt - "Get outta my space, you big...thing, you. This is your only warning."

The dude was like 'rental car with insurance. No biggie'

At least maiting season is mostly done or the bison would have flipped it probably lol.

@Calvin1985

Жыл бұрын

This video was posted in August, that’s the height of the bison mating season.

@MJSGamingSanctuary

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that maybe but its pretty clear that bison wasn't charging full speed XD. If it was it would have rolled it.

@borey123xx9

Жыл бұрын

bison are strong but it is not flipping a 4600 pound vehicle. Maybe a rhino but not a bison

@MJSGamingSanctuary

Жыл бұрын

@@borey123xx9 I don't think you have seen them at full adrenaline rush 😱

@Calvin1985

Жыл бұрын

@@borey123xx9 bro this car doesn’t weigh 4600 lbs.

I was literally at the same exact place a few days ago

@CookiExMonster1

Жыл бұрын

Going next week! Taking ny mom and wife and dogs

@mlocara

Жыл бұрын

Me too I was behind you

@islahardy1841

Жыл бұрын

@@matanc3489 I wasn't there when this happened but I was there around the same time

the bison regrets doing that lmao

"You said youre looking for a charging station so i brought one to ya"

I'd call a lawyer and sue the national park system for failing to properly train the animals under their supervision!

@NihongoGuy

10 ай бұрын

Post of the day!

bro really told the car to check itself

Notice its tail wagging prior to the outburst. That was the sign it was pissed off.

Bison say "this is my house mutha . Bye bye, Mazda."

You mess with the bison, you get the horns.

Insurance company: Sorry sir but you refused the Wildlife coverage🤓

He was aggravated.

"your honor, I really don't know what got into me that day. there was just something about that grill that just bugged me, like it was just beggittme to head butt it. I apologize to the driver. my actions were deplorable, and in no way was that representative of the man I aspire to be..." several years later that car wrote a comedy special for HBO about he incident... "...did it hurt? of course it hurt! I got head butted by a 2,000 pound gorilla!" audience laughs

This is why I rush through the bison section in the animal park. Now I have a validation to show to my wife that thinks these are pets

Be glad there wasn´t that screaming gecko from the ad about insurance. Can you imagine being headbutted by a bison and right after that screamed at by little angry lizard?