Binging with Babish: Turturkeykey from How I Met Your Mother

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In "Blitzgiving", Ted Mosby demonstrates the pitfall of many new cooks: attempting to innovate way too early in his kitchen career. A rudimentary understanding of how meat cooks in an oven would dissuade our omniscient narrator, but without it, The Gentleman would never have been born, and the curse of The Blitz would never have been passed. Happy Thanksgiving guys!
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  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse4 жыл бұрын

    Don't be like me: don't forget your thanksgiving top hat!

  • @Smith559

    @Smith559

    4 жыл бұрын

    Binging with Babish Will you ever do a Basics with Babish Brisket Episode

  • @XJIcequeen

    @XJIcequeen

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hope for dessert, it's the cake I brought up earlier in the live chat.

  • @doctorstrangesupreme8617

    @doctorstrangesupreme8617

    4 жыл бұрын

    could you make the turducken sandwich from Supernatural?

  • @deshawnedwards6412

    @deshawnedwards6412

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Thanksgiving Binging with Babish!

  • @XJIcequeen

    @XJIcequeen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. Happy thanksgiving

  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan14 жыл бұрын

    "Sorry if anthropomorphizing them before made it harder to watch" It did, Babish. It did

  • @Kdog4660

    @Kdog4660

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't know it brought tears to my eyes.

  • @dalonbrown1559

    @dalonbrown1559

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fax

  • @Chinchilla_in_the_Villa

    @Chinchilla_in_the_Villa

    4 жыл бұрын

    His name is Andrew, not Babish.

  • @letsplay478

    @letsplay478

    4 жыл бұрын

    I lost it when he had the ribbed turkey pleasuring the other turkey with a oil lube

  • @janehowlett5158

    @janehowlett5158

    3 жыл бұрын

    He liked it.

  • @SeanFerree
    @SeanFerree4 жыл бұрын

    That turkey was humiliated in every way possible

  • @babishculinaryuniverse

    @babishculinaryuniverse

    4 жыл бұрын

    But his memory is honored and he lives on in tomorrow's Thanksgiving Leftovers episode!

  • @moriahazan277

    @moriahazan277

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@babishculinaryuniverse , hi

  • @theotherriley3033

    @theotherriley3033

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@babishculinaryuniverse how's it hanging, dude?

  • @PabloHernandez-gl5ij

    @PabloHernandez-gl5ij

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@babishculinaryuniverse I'm freaking dead! Oh man you are Savage as hell

  • @deusxmachina_

    @deusxmachina_

    4 жыл бұрын

    His name was Jeffery not just turkey 😢

  • @ladambell
    @ladambell3 жыл бұрын

    “If I inserted it raw” Yeah you definitely wouldn’t wanna raw dog it

  • @CrimsonPhantom88

    @CrimsonPhantom88

    3 жыл бұрын

    Next episode: Binging with Babish: Raw Dog!

  • @SoldierMan755

    @SoldierMan755

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hear that Francine?! The Doc's put me down with a case of RAWDOGGIN'

  • @bell3287

    @bell3287

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CrimsonPhantom88 N O

  • @user-jd3gf5xw1x

    @user-jd3gf5xw1x

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CrimsonPhantom88 Banging with Babish*

  • @obamaprism2356

    @obamaprism2356

    3 жыл бұрын

    Take his vocal cords

  • @TheBassManBoy
    @TheBassManBoy3 жыл бұрын

    Of all the horrifying things in this episode, it's the phrase "receiving turkey" that got me.

  • @cubeofmeat4982

    @cubeofmeat4982

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Turkey torpedo”

  • @sephirothsadvent

    @sephirothsadvent

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was turkey dildo for me.

  • @drawnwithlove3499

    @drawnwithlove3499

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Lubricate our inserting turkey"

  • @xuandaidalat2010

    @xuandaidalat2010

    3 жыл бұрын

    Top turkey Bottom turkey

  • @muhammadhamzashujaat6767

    @muhammadhamzashujaat6767

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol me too, I stopped watching at that point.

  • @jakeeastman5629
    @jakeeastman56294 жыл бұрын

    This is the most literal “food porn” I’ve ever seen

  • @EmiDucky

    @EmiDucky

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jake Eastman lmao yep

  • @hek5005

    @hek5005

    4 жыл бұрын

    that word scares me

  • @HiIluvpuppies

    @HiIluvpuppies

    4 жыл бұрын

    Have u ever watched sausage party ?

  • @SonicfanTheNightfury5099

    @SonicfanTheNightfury5099

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHA XD

  • @yugo819

    @yugo819

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ok, Hotline Miami Brandon mask.

  • @GermanKinsmen
    @GermanKinsmen4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine the two turkeys watching this from the afterlife.

  • @hans-san457

    @hans-san457

    4 жыл бұрын

    "bro i-" "don't fucking talk to me Jared "

  • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555

    @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hans-san457 LOL

  • @b3rz3rk3r9

    @b3rz3rk3r9

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd wager it'd be something like: "AAAAHH! AAAAAHHH! WHAT IS HE DOING WITH OUR BODIES!?! AAAAAHHH!"

  • @morecringythenhell1577

    @morecringythenhell1577

    4 жыл бұрын

    *terrified turkey noises*

  • @Zebo12345678

    @Zebo12345678

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hans-san457 Holy shit this is the best reply to a comment I've seen in recent times.

  • @TheVincident.
    @TheVincident.3 жыл бұрын

    I’m not a vegetarian but this wasn’t easy to watch

  • @Zuraneve

    @Zuraneve

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am a vegetarian. Some parts are hilarious, some parts make me thankful I don't eat meat.

  • @justminibanana9128

    @justminibanana9128

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not a vegetarian bot for some reason I hate bones.

  • @danielstandford4930

    @danielstandford4930

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@justminibanana9128 i have amazing news ! Most people dont :) people tend to prefer to eat the meat

  • @justminibanana9128

    @justminibanana9128

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@danielstandford4930 that is true

  • @Rolle-vx9ot

    @Rolle-vx9ot

    3 жыл бұрын

    JustMiniBanana I’m pretty sure no one really likes bones

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock3 жыл бұрын

    "I think I've just ruined Thanksgiving." *Five seconds later* "Oh no, wait, now I've ruined it."

  • @stevematin6050
    @stevematin60504 жыл бұрын

    "If I inserted it raw...." NEVER INSERT IT RAW

  • @hectorsthoughts3737

    @hectorsthoughts3737

    4 жыл бұрын

    @zemar's 51 backwards guys or another turkey

  • @Europinion

    @Europinion

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dont wanna get the turkey pregnant

  • @GrahamCStrouse

    @GrahamCStrouse

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stevie Drums Making Babies With Babish....

  • @marcushillen8680

    @marcushillen8680

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hit it raw, that’s the law.

  • @oxybrightdark8765

    @oxybrightdark8765

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pure Salt have you heard of eggs?

  • @4evadunkley
    @4evadunkley4 жыл бұрын

    I think it's so funny how he acts like he's forced to do these things.

  • @DestinyDisillusionEngine

    @DestinyDisillusionEngine

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is

  • @analysis726

    @analysis726

    4 жыл бұрын

    4evadunkley more like 5evadunkley

  • @raulphilipgoco403

    @raulphilipgoco403

    4 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about? We are obviously forcing him to do this.

  • @galorepaprika8491

    @galorepaprika8491

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is

  • @johncrowe5173

    @johncrowe5173

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's for science

  • @catherinemckeller7974
    @catherinemckeller79743 жыл бұрын

    this is the closest I've come to considering being a vegetarian

  • @trillow2758

    @trillow2758

    3 жыл бұрын

    I completely see why

  • @lancegideondiokno1774

    @lancegideondiokno1774

    2 жыл бұрын

    wait till your recommended section gives you the vid where raw meat just moves on its own

  • @MrNotaracist93
    @MrNotaracist933 жыл бұрын

    This is a bad idea, a much better idea is the "Turducken": a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. Needless to say it was the best Christmas lunch ever

  • @nousername8162

    @nousername8162

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or the vegan variant Tofucken

  • @username-jo8kf

    @username-jo8kf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nousername8162 *tofucken* it's definitely a joke. right?

  • @jokeofalltrades2838

    @jokeofalltrades2838

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@username-jo8kf hahahaha........no, no it isn't

  • @username-jo8kf

    @username-jo8kf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jokeofalltrades2838 out of all the 7.8 billion people. I have lost faith in about 7.75 billion of those people

  • @b0ark1ng21

    @b0ark1ng21

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nousername8162 to-fucken

  • @yungsorrow5896
    @yungsorrow58964 жыл бұрын

    Imagine growing up then getting butchered then having a smaller turkey stuffed inside your carcass

  • @lilacsmile4321

    @lilacsmile4321

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s the dream

  • @oberstswiatkowski9402

    @oberstswiatkowski9402

    4 жыл бұрын

    What if you butchered a human then put a human in its carcass and then let the turkey eat it bam humaman

  • @apollo6718

    @apollo6718

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oberst Swiatkowski you mean a huhumanman

  • @TheOnePieceFanZ

    @TheOnePieceFanZ

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine growing up then getting butchered then being stuffed inside the carcass of a bigger turkey

  • @Lesbomarx

    @Lesbomarx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thankfully I'll be dead before that actually happens.

  • @del2065
    @del20654 жыл бұрын

    i feel like Babish only made this so he aint gonna be flagged as kid friendly

  • @lancelindlelee7256

    @lancelindlelee7256

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's got 5M subs, which makes him a celebrity, which makes his channel kid friendly, which makes him banned. You can see how ridiculous this is.

  • @StanTheBland

    @StanTheBland

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hot turkey action

  • @knightgem8234

    @knightgem8234

    4 жыл бұрын

    For those who are unaware, COPPA is going to start destroying channels come 2020. For more info, search it up either on Google for the actual terms or here on KZread for some disgestable versions.

  • @youcantbeatk7006

    @youcantbeatk7006

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@knightgem8234 Are you some type of bot?

  • @knightgem8234

    @knightgem8234

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@youcantbeatk7006 Geez, I hope not... (._. ') Just saw this topic roaming on KZread and decided to share. Man now I'm having an existential crisis aw man

  • @onimcm
    @onimcm3 жыл бұрын

    The "good" version looked like a turkey fleshlight while he was making it.

  • @pailhorsegaming6762

    @pailhorsegaming6762

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was

  • @icepat31002

    @icepat31002

    3 жыл бұрын

    great now i can't unsee it

  • @TheUltraChad

    @TheUltraChad

    2 жыл бұрын

    Turkfleshlight

  • @unknown_demi6902

    @unknown_demi6902

    2 жыл бұрын

    Never utter those same words again

  • @joaquingamarra3248

    @joaquingamarra3248

    2 жыл бұрын

    You didn't need to say that. The World would've been a better place if you didn't say that but you did and now we have to live with it

  • @lottejuulke79
    @lottejuulke793 жыл бұрын

    I’m an aspirine vegetarian and everytime I’m craving meat I just come to this video and I’m cured

  • @deadshot6554

    @deadshot6554

    3 жыл бұрын

    For me it's the opposite

  • @EdenTheCreator366

    @EdenTheCreator366

    3 жыл бұрын

    so you not a vegetarian

  • @juststopitsunsettlingmygoo4945

    @juststopitsunsettlingmygoo4945

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your not a vegetarian you never was

  • @MarieHP

    @MarieHP

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meat gives you headaches?

  • @BynineStudio

    @BynineStudio

    3 жыл бұрын

    if you'd really like some inspiration on that front, check out ashen's video on chicken in a can. that monstrosity is no doubt responsible for many active vegetarians and vegans today

  • @Ensule
    @Ensule4 жыл бұрын

    Alternate title: Young hen takes a HUGE monster turkey

  • @Frosted_Moontips

    @Frosted_Moontips

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment makes my butt hurt...

  • @scottbinnie9251

    @scottbinnie9251

    4 жыл бұрын

    Loooooool

  • @RipRLeeErmey

    @RipRLeeErmey

    4 жыл бұрын

    BBT Big Brown Turkey

  • @knightgem8234

    @knightgem8234

    4 жыл бұрын

    This ain't the hub bud, cheese and briskets.

  • @MitsurugiR

    @MitsurugiR

    4 жыл бұрын

    IM COOOOOOOOOMIIIINNGGG AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH

  • @jacobmack3092
    @jacobmack30924 жыл бұрын

    Never in my life did think I would hear “Turkey d*ldo”.

  • @sdbegotist

    @sdbegotist

    4 жыл бұрын

    *gobble gobble*

  • @tnuoccaekafsi9808

    @tnuoccaekafsi9808

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sdbegotist who is eating it up

  • @yeramilvalentin

    @yeramilvalentin

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @everburnerfish

    @everburnerfish

    4 жыл бұрын

    From Turkeys by Turkeys

  • @MrDenden94

    @MrDenden94

    4 жыл бұрын

    God I cant breath I'm crying

  • @SitaraAleu
    @SitaraAleu Жыл бұрын

    The scary thing is that your turturkeykey was probably in MUCH better shape and edibility than the one in the show 😂

  • @JT-pk8cn
    @JT-pk8cn Жыл бұрын

    3 years later and this is still funny as heck.

  • @justanotherguywithamoustac8893
    @justanotherguywithamoustac88933 жыл бұрын

    Tags: Food play, necrophilia, anthropomorphic, bondage, experimental

  • @ren.67

    @ren.67

    3 жыл бұрын

    Loli. Technically the turkeys are lolis.

  • @I_am_guilty_of_manslaughter

    @I_am_guilty_of_manslaughter

    3 жыл бұрын

    holup

  • @o3o3-37

    @o3o3-37

    3 жыл бұрын

    Moon Truther HM

  • @bluebeka2458

    @bluebeka2458

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wtf dude. But yeah is kinda right.

  • @nachiketsharma4507

    @nachiketsharma4507

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is necrophilia and anthropomorphic?

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage744 жыл бұрын

    Character in TV show: *eats literally anything* Babish: "Alright we're gonna start by seasoning generously with some kosher salt"

  • @lewistranmer2399

    @lewistranmer2399

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheArchsage74 if it ain’t kosher it ain’t right

  • @itayeldad3317

    @itayeldad3317

    4 жыл бұрын

    There was nothing kosher about this abomination

  • @blackthrone6976

    @blackthrone6976

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@itayeldad3317 my mind says no, but my stomach says yes

  • @nightowl8477

    @nightowl8477

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hate kosher salt.

  • @alykhodeir9309

    @alykhodeir9309

    4 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the freshly ground black pepper

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai53 жыл бұрын

    I always appreciate the fact that he actually used the shoe horns.

  • @katherinesmith8873
    @katherinesmith88732 жыл бұрын

    That was the most traumatic food experience of my life. Thanks for at least showing us how to make a roulade... and then NOT stuffing it inside another turkey!

  • @tronzhivago4373
    @tronzhivago43734 жыл бұрын

    This man just casually stuffed a turkey with another turkey while wearing a Rolex submariner

  • @samuelmoreno5371

    @samuelmoreno5371

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't think thats a Rolex kinda looked like a seiko Edit: I was wrong it was a Rolex 😔 a very nice Rolex tho.

  • @prestonhawkins5782

    @prestonhawkins5782

    4 жыл бұрын

    Samuel Moreno was also thinking this

  • @hewhoisaccidentprone

    @hewhoisaccidentprone

    4 жыл бұрын

    Given the size, it might be a rolex sea dweller not sure tho... Edit: I saw the helium escape valve so I’m leaning more towards it being a sea dweller

  • @ANDRE_675

    @ANDRE_675

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@samuelmoreno5371 That is clearly a Rolex Submariner.

  • @solem26

    @solem26

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s clearly an expensive watch

  • @aidenbehrick-boswell8933
    @aidenbehrick-boswell89334 жыл бұрын

    Dude these turkeys died to get shoved into eachother

  • @1224chrisng

    @1224chrisng

    4 жыл бұрын

    imma ruin 69 likes

  • @dontcare3293

    @dontcare3293

    4 жыл бұрын

    My God. It's just horrible disgusting to think about

  • @romycartiere7088

    @romycartiere7088

    4 жыл бұрын

    I also felt uncomfortable watching it, and I'm not even vegetarian. I'm glad he mentioned none of the meat is wasted though.

  • @covodex516

    @covodex516

    4 жыл бұрын

    nice.

  • @peanutgallery5427

    @peanutgallery5427

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imagi- Imagine th- *shudders* This wihh. With aah. Peop- -le

  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater7 ай бұрын

    I love that he's explaining the process here, as if anyone should EVER try doing that to a couple of turkeys ever again.

  • @floranse5205
    @floranse5205 Жыл бұрын

    I lost my father to cancer at age 12, i feel the pain you do. I hope you're doing alright, both mentally and emotionally 🧡

  • @Milkman2199
    @Milkman21994 жыл бұрын

    "Ribbed for your turkeys pleasure" was not sentence I ever imagined I would hear.

  • @AbbyWhisperWitch

    @AbbyWhisperWitch

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is also one I can't get out of my head 5 minutes after it was said...

  • @ryancatgames4279

    @ryancatgames4279

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anything he said like that was nothing I thought I'd ever hear.

  • @ananyarath5770

    @ananyarath5770

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @michealtaormina1561

    @michealtaormina1561

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@limeaidz6560 Chris Hansen time

  • @AshesAshes44

    @AshesAshes44

    4 жыл бұрын

    Reminded me disturbingly of kinbaku (Japanese bondage). My brain is weird 🤯

  • @_missgirl
    @_missgirl3 жыл бұрын

    "ribbed for your turkey's pleasure" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @darkwinglad1290

    @darkwinglad1290

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wanna like but it's at 69

  • @nowdefunctchannel6874

    @nowdefunctchannel6874

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@darkwinglad1290 haha secks nu mber

  • @zenokwon1177

    @zenokwon1177

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nowdefunctchannel6874 very fitting with the comment

  • @aetherisme1785

    @aetherisme1785

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @ripvanwinkle5199

    @ripvanwinkle5199

    2 жыл бұрын

    YES

  • @user-fj2qc8zl6v
    @user-fj2qc8zl6v9 ай бұрын

    After watching you wrap the turkey roulade back up in it's own skin, I can't help but wonder if the guy who invented roulade was going through some stuff on a personal level at the time.

  • @doggobind
    @doggobind3 жыл бұрын

    5:04 "It's turkey d*ldo will have become hilarious dry."

  • @fredess3737
    @fredess37374 жыл бұрын

    The creators of human centipede might steal this idea and make *_huhumanman_*

  • @maikhuongpham6636

    @maikhuongpham6636

    4 жыл бұрын

    FredeSS :(

  • @daphneyan7935

    @daphneyan7935

    4 жыл бұрын

    this is such a valuable comment

  • @nicolevergara8505

    @nicolevergara8505

    4 жыл бұрын

    isn't a huhumanman just a pregnant lady

  • @Science-yBoi

    @Science-yBoi

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nicolevergara8505 That is true

  • @fredess3737

    @fredess3737

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nicole Vergara I suppose so

  • @BiggusNickus
    @BiggusNickus4 жыл бұрын

    "It's time to flip the bird over and tie up the legs." That sentence gets a whole different dimension if you're British.

  • @Anino_Makata

    @Anino_Makata

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm no Brit, but it only took me two seconds to piece together the other meaning of that line...

  • @rossramsey5038

    @rossramsey5038

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christ alive lmao

  • @awooingstops

    @awooingstops

    4 жыл бұрын

    It reminds me of the post of a guy making fun of his buddy for getting a disease in his fingers for "fingering a bird".

  • @zahragule

    @zahragule

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jesus christ your right

  • @peachpie4219

    @peachpie4219

    4 жыл бұрын

    Freddy Fazbear Gaming! I fucking hate you, and I mean it. You are a fucking tenth of a human being. I honestly hate you and hope for the worst

  • @AtlasFlynn
    @AtlasFlynn3 жыл бұрын

    Me: Mum! I'm not wasting time on KZread, I'm learning the culinary arts from a seasoned professional!! Babish: 0:18

  • @pongangelo2048

    @pongangelo2048

    3 жыл бұрын

    Every Michelin star Chefs do this before becoming one.

  • @thedestroyerofbraincells3424

    @thedestroyerofbraincells3424

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pongangelo2048 "The test will commence!! " - Gordon ramramsay

  • @jennamarie1812
    @jennamarie18123 жыл бұрын

    one of my fav quotes from this show is "i call it turturkeykey!" "uhuhohoh" it makes me cry with laughter

  • @PaulSHelms
    @PaulSHelms4 жыл бұрын

    This whole thing is the definition of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” 😂

  • @mintberrycrunch3630

    @mintberrycrunch3630

    4 жыл бұрын

    Paul Helms Same as the Ultimeatum

  • @jacksonny1493

    @jacksonny1493

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mintberrycrunch3630 also milk steak

  • @mintberrycrunch3630

    @mintberrycrunch3630

    4 жыл бұрын

    Charlie Princess Pretty much anything from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia

  • @notadtonetrick7255

    @notadtonetrick7255

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly doesn’t look to bad I would eat that

  • @kericwu

    @kericwu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well said haha

  • @pastelfirefly8355
    @pastelfirefly83554 жыл бұрын

    “This is perfectly normal and natural- oh my god here come the shoe horns.”

  • @jacobross7443

    @jacobross7443

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that’s what he said

  • @CIorox_BIeach

    @CIorox_BIeach

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't know what shoehorns are or why they're funny. 😂 ...I'm not sure I'd I want to find out...

  • @corranthomas9164

    @corranthomas9164

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CIorox_BIeach they’re to help you out your foot in a shoe without damaging the shoe or getting blisters

  • @rubysimms4207

    @rubysimms4207

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is someone else made this I would have sides

  • @americantttefan4745
    @americantttefan47453 жыл бұрын

    I think the best option would be to built a frame out of the shape of the smaller turkey and put it in the bigger turkey for it to bake the two seperately, before putting them together after baking

  • @Akumu74
    @Akumu742 жыл бұрын

    The funniest thing about this is that one turkey talked like a turkey and the other talked like...babish. just. Comedy gold.

  • @aarnavs
    @aarnavs4 жыл бұрын

    *“ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure”* - babish 2019

  • @UltraBot49er

    @UltraBot49er

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like a pussy hahaha

  • @xImageBreakerx

    @xImageBreakerx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ribbed toys do feel quite good.

  • @soundslikealottahoopla7752
    @soundslikealottahoopla77523 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if this video was sponsored by Adam and Eve. That would be the cherry on top of the cherry on top.

  • @alfredalfiesiv7082

    @alfredalfiesiv7082

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget a banana.

  • @drawnwithlove3499

    @drawnwithlove3499

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is this like some western restaurant or do you really want Adam and Eve, the first humans according to the bible, to sponsor a Turturkeykey cooking video

  • @kendricklamaristhegreatest

    @kendricklamaristhegreatest

    3 жыл бұрын

    i live in canada so idk what adam and eve is.

  • @soundslikealottahoopla7752

    @soundslikealottahoopla7752

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kendricklamaristhegreatest did you look at any of the other replies on this comment?

  • @kendricklamaristhegreatest

    @kendricklamaristhegreatest

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@soundslikealottahoopla7752 a bible place?

  • @buddyhnamte
    @buddyhnamte3 жыл бұрын

    When he said "Swirl", the first thing that comes to my head is "Swarley" 😂

  • @insertfunnynamehere1673
    @insertfunnynamehere1673 Жыл бұрын

    it's not thanksgiving without the annual turturkeykey rewatch

  • @tcopeful
    @tcopeful3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not gonna lie, from the thumbnail, I 100% thought you were stuffing a turkey with a giant lobster tail.

  • @piquantement
    @piquantement4 жыл бұрын

    Pretending the turkeys are talking is the most Bob's Burgers energy that has ever existed in real life

  • @Neimonster

    @Neimonster

    4 жыл бұрын

    H. Jon Benjamin should guest

  • @theolrazzledazzle9999

    @theolrazzledazzle9999

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kinda....qUiRkY 🥴

  • @pepesilvia429

    @pepesilvia429

    4 жыл бұрын

    A great idea for a special episode would be to get H Jon Benjamin to do the voiceover pretending to be Babish

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 Жыл бұрын

    Never thought I'd laugh uncontrollably at a cooking show, but here we are.

  • @mojothehelpermonkey1176
    @mojothehelpermonkey11763 жыл бұрын

    “Turkey defiles Turkey with Turkey”

  • @ayitsglopps5998
    @ayitsglopps59983 жыл бұрын

    W-what are you doing step turkey

  • @Big-man-aman

    @Big-man-aman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooooooooo

  • @memecollector1238

    @memecollector1238

    3 жыл бұрын

    *wheeze*

  • @warturtleprime4480

    @warturtleprime4480

    3 жыл бұрын

    Finna add my "personal" stuffing

  • @triedboi.1598

    @triedboi.1598

    3 жыл бұрын

    *S T O P*

  • @roderickswopes1015

    @roderickswopes1015

    3 жыл бұрын

    Take my like and leave

  • @killua5352
    @killua53524 жыл бұрын

    “So ribbed for your Turkey’s pleasure” is not a sentence a was ready to hear today.

  • @striderloki5080
    @striderloki50803 жыл бұрын

    Me: "eyy, the new Sausage Party movie looks cool!" The new Sausage Party movie:

  • @offthebeatenpodcastlife8897
    @offthebeatenpodcastlife88973 жыл бұрын

    That was legit amazing. Will not be doing this for Thanksgiving, but I feellike this might be a great New Years adventure, complete with Top Hat!!!

  • @ThelouwseFD
    @ThelouwseFD4 жыл бұрын

    why does that dead turkey talk like an animal crossing character

  • @falsegodichor

    @falsegodichor

    4 жыл бұрын

    Louise GaryAVBl I thought it sounded like a splatoon charater

  • @isabellefleszar5851

    @isabellefleszar5851

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe... maybe it was an animal crossing character

  • @BSFilms1997

    @BSFilms1997

    4 жыл бұрын

    It sounded like a woomy.

  • @sexybarney_

    @sexybarney_

    4 жыл бұрын

    That Turkey to me looks like an oiled up human ready for roasting

  • @bettybyron5459

    @bettybyron5459

    4 жыл бұрын

    It reminds me of octodad

  • @nicolesimpsonsdog4442
    @nicolesimpsonsdog44424 жыл бұрын

    turkey doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore

  • @TheOBG

    @TheOBG

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nicole Simpson's Dog Now you know why thanksgiving is hard for us turkish people lmao

  • @apolashimself

    @apolashimself

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheOBG well how about that? 😂

  • @Rex55590

    @Rex55590

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kurdish people probably envy you

  • @crow3467

    @crow3467

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jamais vu

  • @AceRememberTheDude
    @AceRememberTheDude2 жыл бұрын

    I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey" - Robin

  • @romelsanimation7392
    @romelsanimation73923 жыл бұрын

    "TurTurkeykey" *turducken flashbacks*

  • @Golgiaparatus2
    @Golgiaparatus24 жыл бұрын

    Bruh, this man straight up pulled a bottle of lube when inserting the smaller turkey.

  • @mars1628

    @mars1628

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bro, what if we lubed up our turkeys together 😳😳 haha just kidding,,,, unless?

  • @babylonredsworth4409

    @babylonredsworth4409

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's gotta avoid COPPA lol.

  • @AlasdairGR

    @AlasdairGR

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, he does have a girlfriend now.

  • @matthewn.8569

    @matthewn.8569

    4 жыл бұрын

    WolfsbaneFilms .LOL

  • @haileydurish1053

    @haileydurish1053

    4 жыл бұрын

    The bottle was half empty too 😂😂😂💀

  • @jambroseontoast7233
    @jambroseontoast72334 жыл бұрын

    Weird Jeremy voice: "Say hi Jeffery" Jeffery (perfectly normal voice): "Sup dude." I literally fell off my bed

  • @ironicanimations

    @ironicanimations

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blu Jay same XDD

  • @jewels_kewels1683

    @jewels_kewels1683

    4 жыл бұрын

    Poop

  • @beaniebean4885

    @beaniebean4885

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jewels_kewels1683 AHAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • @noise216

    @noise216

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@beaniebean4885 you okay?

  • @beaniebean4885

    @beaniebean4885

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@noise216 no

  • @damionval
    @damionval2 жыл бұрын

    I know I'm way late to this video, but as someone who lost their own mother to cancer less than a year ago, I greatly appreciate the call to attention at the end. Thank you.

  • @DualWieldedEggrolls
    @DualWieldedEggrolls3 жыл бұрын

    This is going be more difficult to explain if my parents caught me

  • @ghostboi1738
    @ghostboi17384 жыл бұрын

    " Don't stuff a turkey into another turkey " years of academy training wasted

  • @GMWILD87
    @GMWILD874 жыл бұрын

    Child: mommy how are baby's made? Mom: Let's watch Binging with Babish.

  • @unstoppabledoris

    @unstoppabledoris

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch IN reverse to see how babies are born

  • @JakeLovesSteak

    @JakeLovesSteak

    4 жыл бұрын

    Child: "Babies are made by shoving boneless turkeys up our asses?"

  • @whoknowswhocares885

    @whoknowswhocares885

    4 жыл бұрын

    So babies are the result of Turkey f**king?

  • @beckateng

    @beckateng

    4 жыл бұрын

    banging with babish

  • @Dead_on_Arrival.

    @Dead_on_Arrival.

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think im gonna blow up my benis

  • @no_one01-5
    @no_one01-53 жыл бұрын

    For all the snickering I did during this episode, I can only reach a one conclusion. I never grew up, I just grew old.

  • @anonymous0936
    @anonymous09363 жыл бұрын

    The lubricant part is hilarious 😂

  • @imtheecjx

    @imtheecjx

    Жыл бұрын

    He literally pulled out KY Jelly

  • @DrSnegg
    @DrSnegg4 жыл бұрын

    "Wrong Lube" what. WHAT.

  • @rafaelnual8006

    @rafaelnual8006

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, babby gets it in

  • @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536

    @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr only pussies uses lube, real man masturbates raw until their dick starts to bleed.

  • @Lo.a.802

    @Lo.a.802

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 don't do that I know from experience

  • @TorazChryx

    @TorazChryx

    4 жыл бұрын

    You don't use kentucky jelly with poultry, it's more for use with self loathing and a sock.

  • @arvidjohansson4012

    @arvidjohansson4012

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Lo.a.802 then what's the pleasure in it?

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger4 жыл бұрын

    "I hope this Turturkeykey tastes as good as it looks!" _"It didn't. It tasted WRONG."_

  • @soulzzplaysgames

    @soulzzplaysgames

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey, nice seeing you here. How's it going?

  • @artemiss9230

    @artemiss9230

    4 жыл бұрын

    I read the second sentence in Ted's voice.

  • @crxwd8205

    @crxwd8205

    4 жыл бұрын

    when did he say that?

  • @CGDCzero

    @CGDCzero

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@crxwd8205 at the end of the episode

  • @queenalice7483

    @queenalice7483

    4 жыл бұрын

    It goes against the laws of nature it was *WRONG*

  • @drtoonie
    @drtoonie3 жыл бұрын

    I love the open contempt he has for this whole procedure

  • @thecouchpotato7517
    @thecouchpotato75173 жыл бұрын

    Teacher: "why are you laughing?" me: "nothing" my brain: *TURTURKEYKEY*

  • @terencecordova4748
    @terencecordova47484 жыл бұрын

    Why is no one talking about how that other bottle of lube was half empty

  • @beaniebean4885

    @beaniebean4885

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Keandre Ducot this was before he had a girlfriend though...

  • @ninetyzer0107

    @ninetyzer0107

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @DimT670

    @DimT670

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@beaniebean4885 well if he's circumcised like a good number of Americans are, he would need it wouldn't he?

  • @kikiretzorg1467

    @kikiretzorg1467

    4 жыл бұрын

    why are you making speculations on the chef's genitalia (Obiter dictum: It is perfectly acceptable to speculate about any genitalia owned by a chef that are not attached to the chef's body)

  • @TheDancerMacabre

    @TheDancerMacabre

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DimT670 Gomco Clamp for the win! The head gets to breathe, but you still got a cool jacket on. That being said, I wish I just wasn't circumcised at birth, but I'm happy with the results

  • @sarajohnson6855
    @sarajohnson68552 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Babish. I tried my hands at a turkey Rollad. Made smaller versions minus the skin but they turned out pretty well for a alternate recipe on a first attempt. Will try again.

  • @korellrobinson3796
    @korellrobinson37963 жыл бұрын

    I get a binging with babish ad every time I watch your videos.

  • @mrlasagna5894
    @mrlasagna58944 жыл бұрын

    "I'm kidding of course, this is perfectly natural and normal and part of life - O h m y g o d here come the shoe-horns"

  • @RedJohnO22

    @RedJohnO22

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed soo HARD at this I had a DRUMSTICK pop up in my pants. My mind isn't in the gutter, I live in a house boat in the gutter.

  • @nardosarts
    @nardosarts4 жыл бұрын

    *"wrong lube"* - babish, 2019

  • @Johnny.Picklez

    @Johnny.Picklez

    4 жыл бұрын

    Babish getting it on (;

  • @brookebeard6822

    @brookebeard6822

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love how it was already used

  • @ninja2841

    @ninja2841

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get the vegtable oil babe...

  • @ninja2841

    @ninja2841

    4 жыл бұрын

    That sounded wrong...

  • @SomeGuyIn2241
    @SomeGuyIn22413 жыл бұрын

    4:25 *wHAt aRe yOu dOInG sTEp-tURkeY?*

  • @CheeseMan68_1

    @CheeseMan68_1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Homework

  • @Matthew_and_Ami
    @Matthew_and_Ami Жыл бұрын

    I laughed way too hard at this episode, at any rate thanks for all you do Babish

  • @joshuapalma408
    @joshuapalma4084 жыл бұрын

    Babish: “Arthur, chill, this is a family channel” Also Babish:

  • @SeanFerree

    @SeanFerree

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @CookingMyWay

    @CookingMyWay

    4 жыл бұрын

    As a Magic Channel... I agree😂 this was very cringy lol

  • @dayuye52
    @dayuye524 жыл бұрын

    “Im going to remove the wings for easier rolling and- *moment of regret* Insertion”

  • @moon65

    @moon65

    4 жыл бұрын

    Time stamp ?

  • @joanzen

    @joanzen

    4 жыл бұрын

    01:15. Prepare yourself...

  • @lizziek9517
    @lizziek95173 жыл бұрын

    I like that I’m getting your ads on your own channel. Brilliant!

  • @tavispergentile1334
    @tavispergentile13343 жыл бұрын

    Could quote any part of this commentary, this is amazing

  • @Clair-Bear
    @Clair-Bear4 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe he had to use actual shoehorns like in the show omg

  • @gumballgamer7598

    @gumballgamer7598

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@georgediaz34 bruh wtf is wrong with you people

  • @crayfishfuture

    @crayfishfuture

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@georgediaz34 Are you seriously trying that on fucking KZread? What the fuck, dude.

  • @nazikiller6656

    @nazikiller6656

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gumballgamer7598 well she put that pic there.... Edit: No i dont like it. I am saying there is always hony kids out there for stuff like this so. Why do you think she put that kind of pic?

  • @aidanquiett668

    @aidanquiett668

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@crayfishfuture Least respect the dude's boldness

  • @crayfishfuture

    @crayfishfuture

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@aidanquiett668 There's nothing respectable about it. I'm not going to say that he's an idiot, but he definitely did something idiotic.

  • @mcdiggles1141
    @mcdiggles11414 жыл бұрын

    Who would win? Tur-Turkey-Key or Turtur-Keykey

  • @jarlbalgruuf2162

    @jarlbalgruuf2162

    4 жыл бұрын

    sounds like an eastern African curse

  • @dubbingsync

    @dubbingsync

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whoever wins, we all lose

  • @wandererswanderingdaughter1756

    @wandererswanderingdaughter1756

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tur-tur-key-key

  • @unrealcreature

    @unrealcreature

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was literally asking myself while it was loading

  • @vincentpearson1301

    @vincentpearson1301

    4 жыл бұрын

    Turtur keykey

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify2 жыл бұрын

    One of the best videos ever on KZread

  • @AsianEgg

    @AsianEgg

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @stevenrichardson1061
    @stevenrichardson10613 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much my family and I loved the recipe for the second part

  • @theanarchist4312
    @theanarchist43124 жыл бұрын

    imagine dying and then your body becomes a puppet it could be WAY WORSE

  • @manspeej

    @manspeej

    4 жыл бұрын

    69th like

  • @BatMaam7585

    @BatMaam7585

    4 жыл бұрын

    It could be... like this.

  • @Milo-lq2cs

    @Milo-lq2cs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your body would need to be prepped aswell, headless, hairless and without feet.

  • @j_rivera2007

    @j_rivera2007

    4 жыл бұрын

    Non-Existant Relevancy and instantly becomes way worse

  • @user-mx5ew7mu9v

    @user-mx5ew7mu9v

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sam o'nella academy may have a say about this

  • @raym1477
    @raym14774 жыл бұрын

    Next year: The YEKRUT, a turkey cooked inside out.

  • @jamesb.ofdesertdistrict567

    @jamesb.ofdesertdistrict567

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or the keyturk

  • @allu717

    @allu717

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@patrickglaser1560 what the fuck is a yurt?

  • @tyracktdp3459

    @tyracktdp3459

    4 жыл бұрын

    Allu71 Mongolian tent. Google it they look pretty insane.

  • @tuckermatis1572

    @tuckermatis1572

    4 жыл бұрын

    Man, what would a Yekrut even be like? For some reason I'm imagining boiling gravy or something being pumped into the carcass for hours until the gravy cooks it through, or hot oil or something, with maybe the outside wrapped in aluminum foil so it doesn't leak or something. Get a special electric heater to be inserted into the gravy to keep it boiling while the Turkey cooks or something? .... Why am I thinking so hard about cooking a Turkey from the inside out? This must be how Babish feels when making these episodes.

  • @Ever-40
    @Ever-403 жыл бұрын

    I strait up just got a mixing with babish ad before this video !

  • @roughbro
    @roughbro3 жыл бұрын

    0:10 hi everyone using Timed comments 😎

  • @iPhoneeditor
    @iPhoneeditor4 жыл бұрын

    "not trying to get demonotized" gets demonotized, uh oh.

  • @justineberlein5916

    @justineberlein5916

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, I checked. At the very least, when I opened the link in incognito mode, it showed a preroll ad.

  • @heyitsyaboisamantha5377

    @heyitsyaboisamantha5377

    4 жыл бұрын

    uh uh oh oh

  • @iPhoneeditor

    @iPhoneeditor

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SusanPDavis boy that's sounds interesting but I sure don't care. Reported for unwanted commercial content/spam.

  • @JianCB2

    @JianCB2

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@iPhoneeditor Wow, you're an asshole.

  • @sanjeevbenkal7024

    @sanjeevbenkal7024

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@iPhoneeditor hahaha

  • @brianlion2776
    @brianlion27764 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how babish feels knowing he helped raise over twice the amount he asked for cancer :')

  • @VuldarLeveL

    @VuldarLeveL

    4 жыл бұрын

    And with 20 days to go having nearly raised 3 times the intended goal.

  • @Lionfire1998

    @Lionfire1998

    4 жыл бұрын

    A very good feeling minus the weight of knowing what he did to that poor turkey

  • @ShortThe1st

    @ShortThe1st

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably helps him sleep at night knowing what he did to those turkeys

  • @humak8806
    @humak88063 жыл бұрын

    Love the way he said dont stuff a turkey into another turkey at the end

  • @rebeccaicerp
    @rebeccaicerp3 жыл бұрын

    I understand the pain that cancer dose because I felt the same and i think it’s great what you’re doing to help those who need it thx

  • @skandarc2810
    @skandarc28104 жыл бұрын

    The “I decided to turn it over and tie it a few more times so it didn’t look like ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure” absolutely killed me and made me laugh out loud in a public. 😂😂😂 I hate you Babish.

  • @_aiko020
    @_aiko0204 жыл бұрын

    "This bird would be perfect to serve, but now it's time to ruin it" that is the most chaotic evil thing I have ever heard.

  • @OMundoDeAnna
    @OMundoDeAnna3 жыл бұрын

    everytime i'm sad i come back to this video and my live has purpose again (and turturkeykey is really nice to say)

  • @HawthorneHillNaturePreserve
    @HawthorneHillNaturePreserve2 жыл бұрын

    Amazing job deboning that turkey! I don’t even like carving the turkey when it’s cooked let alone when it’s raw.

  • @worshipper314
    @worshipper3144 жыл бұрын

    Turkey in Heaven : I have died to serve my masters, I wish they make me into a delicious dish that everyone would love! Babish :

  • @qwertydavid8070

    @qwertydavid8070

    4 жыл бұрын

    Turkey: NOOo, you have to cook me into a delicious meal that everyone will enjoy! BwB: HaHA FuNNi TuRkEy SeX

  • @ironicanimations

    @ironicanimations

    3 жыл бұрын

    But hey, he did it so we don’t have to :D we thank the turkey and mr Babish

  • @a.h.tvideomapping4293

    @a.h.tvideomapping4293

    3 жыл бұрын

    Before this video Turkey: “man I hope I i go to babish’s house when I die” After the video Turkey: oh no no NO NOOOOOO-

  • @MarieHP

    @MarieHP

    3 жыл бұрын

    There are currently 666 likes on that comment, for this video is indeed cursed 😂

  • @sleepingcat2965

    @sleepingcat2965

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha 669

  • @regularcitizenofffarquhar4698
    @regularcitizenofffarquhar46983 жыл бұрын

    i guess no one said it better than Barney. "Uh-uh-Oh-oh"

  • @carrotpie3465

    @carrotpie3465

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @tenko9712
    @tenko97123 жыл бұрын

    A babish ad on a babish video? I’m here for it

  • @ajanimation8239
    @ajanimation82398 ай бұрын

    Now, this just brings a whole new meaning to coming to Thanksgiving dinner.

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