I’d like to read “Billy and the Cloneasaurus” right before I watch the movie “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

Those fade-outs are perfect. It's like Apu is yelling at Skinner for hours.

Love how angry and offended Apu is here.

Apu really is one of the few characters in Springfield with a functioning brain.

I love that they were in a band together once, but now Apu is just telling him off at the checkout for his terrible novel idea

The utterly defeated look on Skinner's face by the end of what could have very well been a rant that went on for several minutes is what makes this for me.

"But what if...I were to write 'Jurassic Park' and disguise it as my own writing? Hohohoho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour!"

what makes it so funny is that he was already down and out then he picks himself up by talking about his future plans on being a novelist and then apu crushes his dreams

I love how immediately angry apu gets

I love how he still calls him "Sir" even as he crushes his spirit.

"First you think of an idea that has already been done and then you give it an title that nobody could possible like."

I love the idea that Apu is a massive Jurassic Park fan

I like to think that Apu just spent the entire day yelling at Skinner here.

Considering this is Skinner, there's only two ways the story could go: Number one, his 'elementary school principal' side is in charge and it's a sweet happy story where nothing seriously goes wrong. Number two, his 'Vietnam PTSD' side is in charge and it's violent to a degree that makes the actual Jurassic Park look like an episode of 'Barney and Friends.' There is no middle ground.

I'm going to write the great American novel. Mine will be about a neglected English boy who finds out he's a wizard. I'm going to call it "Billy Trotter and the Magician's Rock".

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."

I have no idea why i like this scene so much

"I mean thank you, come again!" Skinner didn't even get the chance to pay for his groceries yet. LOL

This has always been one of my favorite moments in the show's history and I still laugh every time I watch it. It's just so freaking random how angry Apu ends up getting and the idea that he carried on like that for a while makes it even funnier. By the end, when he's pushing his neck forward, i'm done. LMFAO Skinner looks like his hopess, dreams, and pride were all crushed forever. Then, "Thank you, come again".

The film adaption of "Billy and the Cloneasaurus", directed by Senor Spielbergo, is a masterpiece.