“White people need gangs again…” I fucking DIED 😂

Even years after his death Patrice is still trolling Bill

@castorchua

17 күн бұрын

"What do white people DO?" I can literally hear his voice

@Gaibethebaptist

16 күн бұрын

😂

"Didn't the fucking eskimos invent ketchup? Shut up!" ROFL

"So, one time. I'm just sitting at home. Being white"- 😂😂😂😂

I’m sure the actual convo between Bill & Patrice was undoubtedly hilarious!

@cyberspace667

9 ай бұрын

A combination of good humor, authentic frustration, confusion and deep distrust 😂😂

@julianyo7072

6 ай бұрын

The Cumia and Patrice combo was funnier.

@dustinb1070

6 ай бұрын

​@@julianyo7072I loved them but bill and Patrice were gasoline and fire. Bill is obviously funnier than cumia.

@julianyo7072

6 ай бұрын

@@dustinb1070 I don't think so. If you don't count standup, Cumia runs circles around Bill. Off the cuff, Cumia is way funnier than Burr.

@meanwhile-in-realville

5 ай бұрын

Undoubtedly

It's pretty cool how Nia's pulling a Bill on Bill himself. The low key trolling just trying to annoy him is hilarious

@SoulKingBK

10 ай бұрын

She’s been around him so long that she started doing some of the stuff he does😂

@Lewise512

8 ай бұрын

​@@SoulKingBKpeople keep saying this but maybe she was already like that when they met and that's what attracted him to her.

@Mercenary-1914

6 ай бұрын

@@SoulKingBK YUp...reminds me of how Tisha Campbell's humor started to imamate Martin Lawrence

@richardruss30

5 ай бұрын

He met his match! Listen to his bit about how his mother-in-law had exactly the same comedic view on something and they clicked immediately. Nia found her guy!😂

@bossfan49

4 ай бұрын

He set himself up for that first one. He's the one that mentioned surfing right off the bat, then he tried to bury it.

Nia sounds like she emerged from one of Bill's jokes

@atishsingh8926

10 ай бұрын

He just made too many "race" related jokes and she manifested into reality to "check" him 😂😂😂

@HiawathaNenad

10 ай бұрын

With the same subpar logic from Bills bits

@kingofgrooveness

10 ай бұрын

you seem sensitive

@HiawathaNenad

10 ай бұрын

@@kingofgrooveness Sensing?

@krazyzyko

10 ай бұрын

The incarnation of Bill's 1st lady bit.

“I know the astronauts weren’t rapping!” 🤣🤣🤣

He said it at the end “We’re bored” Patrice’s whole point

After that astronaut comment, i’d pay good money to hear Nia and Bill Burr “discuss” “Hidden Figures” 😂

@callanc3925

10 ай бұрын

"madea goes to the moon"

@OGRE_HATES_NERDS

10 ай бұрын

they knew what they were doing with that title.

@mypud4068

10 ай бұрын

I don't think it changes anything....ultimately it was Werner von Brauns genius that led to the nasa program and people like that woman were big contributors, her withstanding it was def a white people thing

@JAlexandrG

10 ай бұрын

They wuz

@ssokol91

10 ай бұрын

That was my first thought too 🤣

I I love how Nia started trolling bill like Patrice would

@tommychong316

10 ай бұрын

it seems like people don’t seem to see that. Could also be why he loves her

@thomaslippiatt7107

7 ай бұрын

Patrice looking down going “yea go on Nina”

@Heart.headed

6 ай бұрын

What if she's Patrice's Sister 🤣.

@elaishh3533

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂

@vanir23

6 ай бұрын

​@@tommychong316she sounds ignorant and annoying. Is she really just trolling?

The fact that Bill has heard and referenced Rhymefest's "Brand New" made me smile just a bit more

@actionscott8033

10 ай бұрын

I’m with you on that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@YungNic

7 ай бұрын

AT first i thought he was talkin bout LIl Waynes brand new, until he said "BRAND NEWWW" like the kanye sample lmaooooo 🤣💀🤦🏾‍♂

@weshoskins74

6 ай бұрын

Such a great reference

Nia's poke the bear game is FANTASTIC 😭

“Didn’t Ketchup come from Eskimos?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Good answer” with the clap 😂😂😂😂😂

So funny Bill basically married Patrice lol

@Dubriginal

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@xhoiballotelli2213

5 ай бұрын

Ur right she's pretty much Patrice without the humor.

They didn't argue over Patrice O'Neal though.

@chazwithaz7887

10 ай бұрын

No need to argue... Patrice was the greatest

@timy9197

9 ай бұрын

They argued about what Patrice said to Bill which is probably a more accurate description

I wish there was a recording of conversations with Patrice like this or those roasts they used to talk about in comedy clubs , the ones on the O&A are legendary, but just imagine the others with no censorship or an audience that will try to cancel them .

@buttthecat1354

10 ай бұрын

How about The Black Phillip Show?

@OGRE_HATES_NERDS

10 ай бұрын

look man if o&a isnt good enough for you, youre just being greedy lol how much funnier does your content need to be i mean come on

@dimebagvinnie644

10 ай бұрын

​@buttthecat1354 it sucks !!!! It's Dante and blk broads yapping nonstop !!!

@CorbCorbin

10 ай бұрын

There was no censorship for quite awhile on O&A. Anything that was taboo, they simply made a joke around it. They basically were just comedians hanging out, until Nopie would ruin it, by trying to run segments, even if it interrupts everyone going off, in a now classic moment. I listen to the Nopie and Anthony channel. They cut Opie out of the show, and it’s so much easier to listen to. 😆

@BigTibowski

10 ай бұрын

If you watch all O&A you unlock your inner Patrice and hear him talking shit about everything Bill Burr says

Nia, intentionally derailing Bill was hilarious! 😂

@martavious650

6 ай бұрын

That’s got to be a woman thing because my girlfriend is so good at doing that to me

None of my friendships are as fun as these two’s conversation

@jaimebarba2814

10 ай бұрын

Lol u need better friends my man

@loindigo7583

10 ай бұрын

I hope your friends see this😂

@misterman2830

9 ай бұрын

Imagine it being a marriage instead of just a friendship.

@peterstamatelos9525

8 ай бұрын

That’s on you

Man, I freaking LOVE Nia!

Everyone wishing for divorces, this is what strong marriages are made of. many discusssions like this lol

5:52 "Can I fucking have that written on a t-shirt" 😂😂😂

I have the feeling ....theyvre pretty much made for eachother ... listening to this is pure beauty.

So… Bill Burr missed getting bullied by Patrice O’Neal so much that he married this lady?

@Wandering_Chemist

10 ай бұрын

The dude died like 62 years ago. Bill didn’t even know him lol 😂

@annabethsmith-kingsley2079

10 ай бұрын

@@Wandering_Chemist Bill... didn't... know... Patrice? Is THAT what you're saying?!

@scottwolf6213

9 ай бұрын

​@@Wandering_Chemistu buggin bill burr the one who did his documentary

@thisdamnguyagain4450

9 ай бұрын

@@Wandering_Chemist our moron problem is getting out of hand

@289rory

9 ай бұрын

@@Wandering_Chemist Bro died in 2011

No one I've met (to be fair only 4 people) who are from the continent of Africa has ever said "I am from Africa". They say "I am from Nigeria" or "I'm from South Africa".

@tonywords6713

9 ай бұрын

I know several who just say Africa , I'm usually like no shit you're from Africa which country

When that Cleopatra documentary came out all they needed was for Bill to explain it to them. Africa is a continent not a country! Bill explained that very nicely.

Bill, I love you to death, but after listening to your back and forth with Nia, I'm convinced she's an angel! How cantankerous can a guy be and not provoke an explosion from his wife? Wow.

@Clubber-Slang

5 ай бұрын

on a podcast, not in private

Such a funny question in itself by patrice 😂

@mcJoeRobs

6 ай бұрын

Yeah. But what if we reversed the roles though?🤔

Bill Burr and Nia are hilarious

Nia is right about islanders creating surfing.

I've never heard bills wife before. She had me half way in. Shes hilarious.

Love these 2 they should have there own show

@jaydaniels6172

10 ай бұрын

I think this is that show. Just not every episode.

@DarrinHasan

10 ай бұрын

They do have their own channel

I’d imagine there were a ton of conversations bill had with Patrice that he could rehash with Nia. All of them would be hilarious and THAT is what makes Patrice the greatest of all time imo

Patrice is loving this right now.

@sethiddings7293

6 ай бұрын

He ghosting with some popcorn XD

I enjoy this crazy ass conversation 😂

Enjoyed this 😂

This is the white/black version of every white/Asian debate my wife and I have. She stretches the "math" thing so far it damn near gets to the point where she tries to argue that Filipino people invented numbers too. Plus, even though I'm actually Italian, her maiden name sounds infinitely more Italian than mine so I'm waiting for the day she has one too many glasses of red wine and tries to convince me that she personally invented pasta lol.

@MichaelBonhomme-dm9xh

6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@465marko

6 ай бұрын

Dude, didn't the Italians "invent" pasta when they were basically trying to recreate noodles? Yeah, they stole that shit from the Asians lol (That's prolly not true)

@lanitana100

6 ай бұрын

Well the Italians did get jiggy with the Filipinos (hence my last name being "Fontana") so maybe we both invented pasta 😂

@chichigotdayayo555

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ENTHUSIASTICFIFAFAN

6 ай бұрын

Philippines didn't invent anything. Try Indian or Chinese lol

You do know Nia would hate Patrice. Patrice would hate her too

Them together is 😂😂😂 especially bro saw em in movies glad I joined

Nationality vs Ethnicity was the thing they were trying to put into words

"Pasty freckled guys did that shit!!" Fucking gold

8:09 the way she said “ok” 😂🤣

They rebuild the engine cuz everything has to be brand new like that song you guys made 😂😂

Nia doesnt come off as very bright in this.

The ANCIENT black Egyptian's lol

I can feel Bill’s frustration with this conversation growing.

😂😂we need the actual video of this convo

The way Nia knows exactly how to troll Bill is pure science

Bill should’ve told Nia about NASCAR when she asked if the racing was a big deal

Nia is a master troll. The entire conversation where she was talking about the origins of skateboarding is hilarious

The internal combustion engine, the airplane, the personal computer and the internet, electricity. space exploration and everything involved, the printing press, the cotton gin,blue jeans and the polo shirt.

@mattbrooks162

10 ай бұрын

And on and on and on and on

@aaronkamakaze2967

10 ай бұрын

Nuhhhh uhhhhh black Egyptian Israelite native Americans invented it....

@Zulu-Lemon

10 ай бұрын

Nobody invented electricity 😂

@jet-fury

10 ай бұрын

All built off the wealth stolen from other nations

@willholmesjr.7356

10 ай бұрын

The fact you’re trying to bait ppl to argue this shit like you get credit somehow for past white inventions means you can get blame some how for past terrible white inventions too like the kkk, nazis, lynchings, on and on see how that works smh

This is amazing foreplay 😂

It’s crazy because this is exactly how this conversation would go with Patrice 😂.

_"The astronauts weren't rapping."_

Egyptian depictions of themselves during early dynastic periods depict a more Mediterranean look comparable to other Mediterranean people. The fact is that ancient Egypt was a more metropolitan population due to commerce. Having many outside groups living amongst each other. One of these groups was Nubians. Also, Nubian people were depicted differently than Egyptians. Nubians were depicted as darker skin or even black. Evidence of this can be seen at the tomb of Huy. He was a governor of Nubia representing King Tut of Egypt.

@aboutthat1440

10 ай бұрын

Horsecrap, but of course you post this nonsense. So blatantly intellectually dishonest it's laughable.

@eighttripalm3

10 ай бұрын

Wrong DNA proves the early dynastic was black & the whole culture & religious system is based in traditional African systems …. and history shows that Kemet was the result culture of nubia just like America is the result of the culture of England

@ADrockstar22

10 ай бұрын

Undoubtedly, Early dynastic Egypt took aspects from the previous surrounding people. This included Nubia. But, several studies show not only a more metropolitan mix of people. A follow-up study concerning DNA evidence conducted in 2022 supports this. Some pre dynastic sites in Egypt demonstrate influences of Anatolia and Summer. My belief is that with the uniting of upper and lower Egypt, so to were a collection of indigenous people who varied by what we call race. Along with outside influences from the surrounding region, the Kingdom of Egypt was created. With its ruling class shifting. Thus explaining the self depictions of themselves, in contrast to different surrounding people's including Nubians.

@pureblack3363

10 ай бұрын

​@@eighttripalm3You lying because they don't even have that dna😂😂😂

@pmaigotthat7211

10 ай бұрын

@@eighttripalm3lmao the copium is hilarious. Absolute bs

These two! 😂😂😂😂😂

How about the telephone he talking on.

@JohnDoe-vh4rt

10 ай бұрын

And the language they’re speaking. And the electricity powering everything they’re using. And the air conditioning they’re sitting in. And the car they used to get where they are. And the manufacturing that made the clothes they’re wearing.

@suzygirl1843

10 ай бұрын

Blacks came up with all of that@@JohnDoe-vh4rt

@theman3688

10 ай бұрын

Ehh, sorry to burst your bubbles but there’s multiple patents from different countries from different skin colors…

tell her a white farmer invented basketball billy boy , it'll blow her mind .

They are SO married....LOL

Yea never the mind the thousand foot monuments with big lips and noses Billy 😂

There was an artful dodge around a conversation when they were talking about the Egyptians.

Nia is irritating.

I just realised Bill Burr is married to the physical manifestation his First Lady joke😒

What podcast episode was this? Id like to go back and listen to it.

9:04 this is true, and insane to watch.

R.I.P Patrice and Greg Giraldo.

4:19 this is why I listen to Bill.

The famous "Irish-german" whiskey 😂😂🤦

Space suit hanging off their asses😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bill you speak up for your people!!

Bill is the best. 😂

I fucking love Bill Burr. He's my problematic fave ❤😂😅😊. Dude is hilarious. He can do no wrong!

Is this from Talking with idiots while having coffee podcast?

Bill and Patrice are fucking legendary

that was funny do more

I love how mad he got😂😂😂

Before for Egypt there was Kemet

shoutout bill!!! the fuckin man always

Humanity’s need to delineate culturally (when it is from a place of hate or ownership of invention) is lame and why the aliens ignore us.

@theman3688

10 ай бұрын

100%

Look up the history of the Moores Bill !!!

The most familiar mystery

I’m sorry for mocking stock car racing!!! So sincere 😅😅😅😅

@mousalini4095

10 ай бұрын

Yes, twas a joke

Beautiful Humans

The weeeeeeehhhooooooo!!!! Is so true. Them egg heads can’t drive that car 200 mph though

Gentlemen start your engine's!!...😂😂😂😂😂 NIA is a mess!...bill is going crazy while try to control his emotions 😂😂😂😂😂😂

All Americans feel that Africa is a country even though there is an unbelievable amount of diversity. A Nigerian person does not look like a Somalian and both don't look anywhere near Egyptians, Lybians, etc. And they have completely different cultures. (Edit: I shouldn't have written all but a large percentage as this was an argument between two Americans)

@sonykent4940

10 ай бұрын

Yeah but nationality isn't the same as ethnicity...thats like North America original were primarily Native Americans then comes the European colonization.... French in Canada...the English in the US and Spaniards in Mexico..yeah there's a big melting pot of cultures but the majority of the population arent indigenous to North America ..they're descendants of immigrants

@IaMYoungWalker22

10 ай бұрын

​@@sonykent4940actually long before the Europeans the Phoenicians ("Africans") pulled up... so there were so called Africans already here before your precious "white" people came lmao not to mention they are finding evidence in present day of Egyptians also being on this land long before "whites". Your take on white supremacist history is hanging by a thread 😂

@pureblack3363

10 ай бұрын

Wtf thinks Africa is a country?

@YourPalHDee

9 ай бұрын

Somalians look like a different species of bipedal creature entirely 😂

@axps4964

6 ай бұрын

​@@sonykent4940His point is in most discussions ethnicity matters little. But I think some americans are really obsess over the ethnicity part.

Bro, does anyone know the name of that video where Patrice, Anthony, Bill, and a few others were roasting each other and roasting this one dude who like lost his leg or something like that??? Hopefully someone knows what I’m talking about, all I remember is that it was funny as hell. I saw it a few years ago, but I have not been able to find it ever since then. I think it was an episode of Opie and Anthony but I’m not entirely sure if anyone knows, or I can find it, please let me know!

5:50 😂

"I'm swish." - Bill Burr

Let's not mention advances in mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology or digital technology, we have to focus on skateboarding and stock cars first! That's the pinnacle of cultural evolution!

@korbindallas4552

10 ай бұрын

Remember this is Bill Burr we're talking about. He isn't the type to start talking about the printing press or crafting clear glass into mathematically precise lenses. He's more likely bring up astro-turf, helmets, and mouthguards.

@IaMYoungWalker22

10 ай бұрын

Lmao all of that is very ancient knowledge. So called white people didn't come up with none of that 😂

FYI you can google Egyptian mummies with giant afros. They didn't call each other Egyptians either. Also Sudan has more pyramids then Egypt by about 200. There isn’t any question what color people from the Sudan are… and during that type Kemit (Egypt and Sudan) where the same.

I recently heard that in the middle ages they'd have one on one poetry battles featuring speed of delivery of profane verses

Rest in power Patrice and long live Nia and Bill

Who cares? It’s like asking what people with brown hair have done, or what people who have a longer middle toe have done versus people whose middle toes are shorter.

@theman3688

10 ай бұрын

It’s the stupidity of man and probably why aliens won’t visit us. I’m with you!

@FrostySnowman334

10 ай бұрын

It becomes an issue when a certain groups contributions become minimised/ignored

@michaeltorris5675

10 ай бұрын

@@FrostySnowman334 Well, you do have a point. But that really only matters if that group hasn’t sat atop the power structure of the country for centuries, and has engaged in the oppression and marginalization of other groups.

@FrostySnowman334

10 ай бұрын

@@michaeltorris5675 facts + tax

@pmaigotthat7211

10 ай бұрын

@@michaeltorris5675you want a tissue little girl? It’ll be okay

That'd be like me saying I'm Mexican because I live on the American continent lol.

Patrice wouldn't like Nia at all

Is it over how Nia barely new Patrice but runs his benefit?

@lannyfromcanada3485

10 ай бұрын

A wife helping her husband set up the benefit for his dead friend where he donates all the money to Patrice's family, and she takes time out to do this? . . . . What a BITCH!!!

@system7962

10 ай бұрын

she can say Anything about white people, but Anthony cumia said something about a black woman who assaulted him, so she banned him from the Patrice benefit. we all know who of Ant and Nia was closer to patrice. IK there must be more complexity to the story but its true nonetheless. Oh it hurts to see the reality, the double standards of bill I once used to admire for his unbiased honesty. Still love his comedy tho, but the credibility is gone.

@browniebear

10 ай бұрын

​@@system7962Burr's comedy has sadly been declining, probably in part due to his wife who isn't all bad but is "progressive" & "feminist"

@williamhermann6635

10 ай бұрын

​@@browniebear"progressive" and "feminist" are synonyms for the phrase "all bad."

@lowki07

10 ай бұрын

When has Nia called white people a slur if such a thing is possible.

She starts shii from nothing. A whole mess 😂😂

Stock cars? How bout cars? Lol