As Robin Williams once said “we’re so politically correct today you can’t even call a lesbian a lesbian, you have to refer to them as women in comfortable shoes” 😂

@seanoleary1979

9 ай бұрын

Yo... call a spade a spade and a carpet muncher a carpet muncher! Simple!

@thbemky827

8 ай бұрын

Anthony Jeselnik has a similar joke about trans women saying that "we cant call them chicks w dicks anymore... we have to call them men who talk too much."

Driving with my little sister (who is lesbian) we went by a house on our block and I said "There's our resident lesbian couple" as they were out working in their yard. "How do you know their lesbian?" "Two women in a house, smart haircuts, impeccable lawn... they're lesbians" "That doesn't mean they're lesbian" "Ok" Sometime later she started talking to them and straight up asked them "Are you lesbians?" "Yeah why?"

@jigglybandito9505

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao!!!!! Fucking great.

@phillybertful

Жыл бұрын

You can tell a lesbian if she’s butch.

@KuldneKotkas

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@raulascencio7835

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Baldwin-iv445

10 ай бұрын

I mean stereotypes come in certain forms for a reason.

So I am a strait married man of 59. Me and my wife have several friends and aquaintances that are gay. One couple are lesbians and they are both in their 20's and are quite attractive women. Last year they gave me a Rolex Watch for my birthday. I was mortified. I told them that I couldn't accept such an expensive gift from them and that it made me feel very burdened as I could never afford to buy them any kind of gift that was that lavish and expensive. They told me that they thought that the Rolex would make me very happy, and that from what I had told them that is something that I would want to have before I depart the earth. I didn't remember ever telling them anything like that. Then it dawned on me. Oh I think you missunderstood me I had to tell them. I didn't say that I wanted a nice watch. I sad that it would be nice to watch.

@denp54z

Жыл бұрын

Old joke but it is still funny !

@damionmarkham9835

Жыл бұрын

I asked for a watch for Christmas They let me

@TwistedSisterHaratiofales

Жыл бұрын

@@damionmarkham9835 LOL, so the gave you the TIme.

@luzmarier.4199

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@nathanestil4547

Жыл бұрын

😅

I used to work with a young woman and we went outside for a cigarette. She mentioned that one of the other women was a lesbian then said "I'm gay". I replied "I know" and she looked stunned and said "how ?". I said " you said we've just got new curtains or we've got a new bed but you didn't mention a guy and I put 2 and 2 together".

"Built like a janitor"... Billy boy knows how to weave a description that puts the imagery in your mind. Janitor build... overweight, but not obese... muscular, but not exactly in shape. Sort of just stocky in a doughy sort of way.

@denp54z

Жыл бұрын

Years ago we use to say " woman UPS driver" but not applicable anymore.

@stephenhipp7859

Жыл бұрын

Smells like stale beer, coffee, and cigarettes and calls all the kids goddamn shits

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

Even the subtle, almost under the radar reference jokes (if that is even a thing), like "not having that on the log book" are great.

@AnmeKazuto

Жыл бұрын

@@denp54z ngl I don't think I've ever seen a female ups driver

@denp54z

Жыл бұрын

@@AnmeKazuto That is hard to believe anyway they are out there.

A true comedian takes you from A to Z, then all the way back to A through great storytelling. Burr has always done that, and never fails.

Bill Burr is so unpredictable. He's my favorite, neck-and-neck with Chapelle

I remember seeing a lesbian couple at a Walmart in Delaware that you couldn't mistake for anything but. They had the same 80s style short haircut, which were dyed bright colors, one had a purple tiger stripe leotard on, while the other had an orange leopard spot leotard on. They both had their faces painted up in the same color as what they were wearing, and they were both obese, but still walking around. One was a few inches taller than the other, and had more masculine facial features. I guess that's something to be expected in Lewes Beach, DE.

@josuegarcia5827

Жыл бұрын

Oh damn, shout out to Delaware!! I can attest and confirm; this is true! 😂

@billh.1940

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they are lesbian as most men are feed up with hopelessly crazy, nutty women. We used to spot lesbians by their shoes.

Bill spitting facts as always.

Everyone is saying you look like a tomboy which I don't get at all, I've never seen a tomboy who makes their hair look that nice and have nice jewelry like that, let alone look nearly as feminine as you do. My cousins were both actual tomboys and would often ride dirtbikes with me, ride 4-wheelers, shoot guns, go mudding, etc. My aunt actually told me one time that my youngest female cousin looked up to me which is why she always wanted to hang out with me and the older boys, so there you go. To this day she's very successful, loves the outdoors and animals and still enjoys doing all the things we used to do growing up together camping and hanging out.

@BigDaddyMoMo1

Жыл бұрын

I don't think of myself as a tomboy! I actually think I'm quite feminine so I appreciate that a lot (:

@CarShopping101

Жыл бұрын

@@BigDaddyMoMo1 No you don't look like a lesbian or trans. I don't know where people are getting that. Although 20.8% of Gen Z identifies as LGBTQ or non binary so they think most other people are too.

@jasfan8247

Жыл бұрын

​@@BigDaddyMoMo1 Bc you ask. You are funny in a kind of tomboy way. Looking like a woman talking like a man , bro this and that. Cleavage like it's muscles. Wearing a mans clock and hand gestures like you kick *ss. You're having fun but u r "feminiciting" a bit angry. Hardcore frikkin' weirdo's 😂

@goodrum151

11 ай бұрын

Well... I would embarrass myself trying to get her number to be honest

I don't think you look like a lesbian or a transexual, I think you look like a hetero woman, and a mighty fine one if might say so =p you do have a very strong "I know who I am, I'm comfortable in my own skin" good sense of humor, no bullsh.. type of vibe, so I guess that people think that's a masculine trait.. But I love it, I find your personality refreshing, very distant from the shy, overly feminine type of girl tubers

@christiankarlkarganilla2763

9 ай бұрын

Exactly. I never thought of her as a lesbian. My first impression was she is a heterosexual woman who's strong-willed.

We need to protect Bill at all cost. Another great reaction as always. 😍😁

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

Maybe we should start painting lane lines on the pavement or sidewalk, as Americans call it.

The great line from Seinfeld; Elaine: George, just merely acknowledging another man as attractive, doesn't mean your gay. George: It doesn't help. Being a feminist, DOES NOT mean you're a lesbian, but..............

@davidbordonaro1631

Жыл бұрын

Not that there's anything wrong with that

@blaseblah204

Жыл бұрын

@@davidbordonaro1631 Perfect.

@darrekworkman5595

Жыл бұрын

Feminist actually aren’t that good to lesbian either. The narrative feminist push that men are the perpetrators of DV leaves a lot of lesbians getting abused. Lesbians actually have higher rates of DV than either straight or gay men. It isn’t fair how the stats are measured though because ‘political’ lesbians, who aren’t actually lesbians, are counted in the lesbian stats. I mean what does anyone expect when a large portion of the people in the stats as lesbians are only in lesbian relationships is because they feel entitled to be in a relationship but hate men. At least when men get tired of dealing with women they don’t call themselves ‘political’ gay men, they just go MGTOW.

Bob and weave them curtains hahaha. Love it. "I'm here for the meat!!" I'm loving this keep it up 🤣😂

@BigDaddyMoMo1

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha thank you Kyle!!

@kylemorris4600

Жыл бұрын

@@BigDaddyMoMo1 you are very welcome, love the videos with Bill burr and nia!

It’s great to see you laugh with Bill (and the rest of us). He’s insightful sometimes and funny all the time. You’re cool!

The Arby’s roast beef pic cutaway took me tf out had me damn near cry laughing on a day I needed a laugh like that so I thank you haha keep being genuine yo and your sense of humor from what I seen is just as f’d as the rest of ours so i appreciate that 😂

You give somewhat tomboy vibes, not lesbian imo; mostly because your voice is slightly more deep (although you add squeals here and there), your interests seem to gravitate more towards the male stereotype, you poke fun at other women openly, don't appear to be as emotional as other women (at least on camera). However your hair is on-point, you have some facial features that are very feminine and your make up is also really nice. So yeah I'd say more tomboy-ish rather than lesbian. Also pretty clever. Hope you don't get TRIGGERED, you feminist! ;) (Also you appear to be quite gifted in the... chesticle area, congrats.)

@SomeJerkOnTheInternet

Жыл бұрын

yeah, Tomboys often get Stereotypes as being Lesbians

@Itsukazutrap

Жыл бұрын

"chesticles", I'm taking that

@siphephelombuyazi1962

Жыл бұрын

"Squeals" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Some people are funny

@brucenatelee

Жыл бұрын

Imagine a feminism's worst weakness: a compliment from a straight man that isn't sexual enough for backlash.

@SomeJerkOnTheInternet

Жыл бұрын

@@brucenatelee there's always something that offends a modern stunning and brave feminist

I have no idea why YT decided to recommend your channel, but I do love BB and, now, your commentary. Every other "reaction" channel feels way too contrived for me, but I like your authenticity.

@BigDaddyMoMo1

Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!! I appreciate that Delavan!

Just found this channel. Your commentary and reactions are the best things I've seen in a while and you actually have a great sense of humor. Fucking keep it up!

@BigDaddyMoMo1

Жыл бұрын

That really means so much to me. Thank you Zak!

Trust me being a ginger I've had more than my share of confrontations, actually been told I look like Bill lol. Always loved his comedy

"I'm here for the meat!" Still can go both ways

Judging by how tongue in cheek you talk about "all the social justicing I be doing", and that fact that you can tolerate watching Bill Burr without getting a case of the rage shakes, and not only tolerate him but laugh at the jokes, I think your claims of being a feminist are pretty sus. You might be a feminist by the standards of a few decades ago but unless you dye your hair blue and start yelling about patriarchy I don't think they're gonna let you in the clubhouse in the year 2022.

@michaelcanning2204

Жыл бұрын

Chris, keep it up. Your last name sums up everything about you.

@Itsukazutrap

Жыл бұрын

Well yeah, that's what feminism is about. The behaviour on Twitter isn't feminism, just misandry and hatred. Every movement will one day have an extremist part. Religion did, feminism does, antiracism does,... From the moment you talk about female's rights instead of pure equality, someone can start taking it to an extreme and starts wanting MORE rights, privileges,...

@RS-fy9hb

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if this is representative of the audience, but the reason why there's so few feminists around now, as opposed to a couple years ago, is because the feminism movement has changed. It means that the main actors behind feminism have been hijacked, and are now seeking privileges and willfully ignoring any other equality issues that don't pertain to women, so their original definition has changed. If there aren't enough vocal "real" feminists voicing outrage at the 'extremists' then that movement has been hijacked by the new wave of 'extremists'. It's exactly why the left in the us has such a bad reputation now, because it took ages for libertarians to voice outrage at the shift in attitude towards free speech in the people now considered far left extremists. So unless there are more feminist advocats that voice outrage at the Amber Heard situation, or suicide rates among men, then they won't be considered a movement for equal rights anymore. Also, this was written around the Mr Clean bit, and I have to say, if I had that choice, I wouldn't even need time to consider. Gimme a vacuum a cook book and a toddler, and I'll show you what the epitome of housewifing looks like xD. But, like the op said, I sincerely doubt the feminists nowadays would let someone who can joke about comedians like Bill Burr in. I say this, because the only feminists I've ever run into in my life, are the people who fervently believe you can't joke about certain things, and scream about patriarchy.

@TheRetroManRandySavage

Жыл бұрын

I reckon she's a feminist in the classical sense. She's just not one of those 21st century feminazi's. If I had to guess. 🤷‍♂️😂

@tommerker8063

Жыл бұрын

@@Itsukazutrap that shit doesn't only happen on twitter

Just discovered your channel!!! So funny!! Keep up great work!!

Just found your channel. Absolutely loving it. Great reactions.

@BigDaddyMoMo1

6 ай бұрын

Awesome! Thank you!

Finally someone who finished the joke

@user-mj2ro8md8p

Жыл бұрын

It wasn’t done yet

You definitely do NOT give off lesbian vibes. Beautiful woman!

@BigDaddyMoMo1

Жыл бұрын

I appreciate that Craig! Thank you!

@TheFairyintheFishBowl

Жыл бұрын

Definitely not!! Don’t even stress about that! 😘

@capturingcraig

Жыл бұрын

@@BigDaddyMoMo1 You are welcome! 🙂

I like how chill you are, you absorb the whole, you see where he's coming from. No overreaction, you're like dude's not wrong. With, whoever he starts with, if you are even slightly related, ie, a woman, he drags you into it also

That's freeking hilarious.....& So is Bill. New sub, love ur reactions. 💯♥️😎

If you makes you feel any better, you don't really give off lesbian vibes to me. You do kind of have that tomboy/sports-girl thing going, which is "A" okay in my book.

First time finding your channel and let me say your reaction/commentary was.great and had me laughing as much as Bill's stand up bit. Appreciate you making me laugh on top of what Bill did. Fantastic! Can't go wrong with anything Bill Burr, Ron White, or George Carlin!

I love Bill Burr because he just doesn't give a single fuck. Even if he got canceled he wouldn't give a shit.

Tx great commentary and reactions!

As an older man writing under a pseudonym I never for a second thought you were a lesbian, quite the opposite. I've just recently discovered Bill burr and more recently discovered you. The best part is watching you laugh at Bill. A lot of fun for me, thanks

@Twiska

Жыл бұрын

"Quite the oppsoite of a lesbian?" Smooth, well she did say she was "after that meat".

@BensSoZen

Жыл бұрын

Same here, despite knowing she was all about that MMA.

@coktoe4487

Жыл бұрын

All this time Christine.... I thought I was in love with a beautiful young woman. Turns out you're a gross old man like me....wanna meet up in Vegas?

@brentgraber591

Жыл бұрын

So is this your account to pick up kids writing under a female name with a female picture next to it, are you looking for little boy or little girls and when exactly should you're accout be flagged and reported?

@dlbutler

Жыл бұрын

​@@brentgraber591 He stated he's a man writing under a pseudonym, which kind of defeats the purpose of luring, doesn't it? Also, he's commenting under a video that features an adult female and that has absolutely nothing to do with children. Amazing that you leapt to child victimization right away. Stop projecting. Get some help. Deal with your own urges.

As a guy, it's nice to know there's at least one woman in the world who feels about the "V" the way I feel about the "P". I just can't wrap my head around how anyone could ever... ever... go near it. I feel repulsed just looking at my own.

Good comedians don't lie. They tell the truth and sometimes certain people get offended. That isn't the comedians fault.

Bill is one of the best stand-up comedians I've ever heard. It's one thing to have the jokes but when you can deliver them the way he does it's golden.

I think that the confusion wherever you are a lesbian or not comes from the fact that ( as far as i can tell from this video alone) you're a tomboy. Many people immediatly assume that that translates to a woman being a lesbian, which isn't true. There are lesbians who are tomboys and those who aren't, in that same way, there are straight women who are tomboys and those who aren't. My own mother is an example of that, my mother is one of the most tomboyish women i've ever seen.

@mysticstrikeforce5957

Жыл бұрын

yha tom boys can date a man the only thing about a tom boy is that they were raised by pretty much males growing up or their mother never really had any mother and daughter time. So they usually try to be on man side of everything.

I enjoyed your humor as much as Bill"s on this one!!!!!! LOL

Hahahahahaha.... I've never heard "the clam curtains" before! Helarious!

Im a retired special ops soldier. I cook, clean, my wife works and I run this home! Happiest Ive ever been.

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

Any job you can do in your pyjamas is not that difficult.

1:42 😆 🤣 😂 Arby's roast beef I'm dying! P.S. I don't think there has ever been a lesbian that used the term "clam curtains". You're almost like a female version of Bill Burr

Big Daddy Momo's here and honestly I'm just here for vibes and you're full of them🥰🤩🤩👏🏿👏🏿

It's the confidence and sense of humor that men have that make people think your a lesbian. One of my good friends is a lesbian and I seriously get along with her better than almost all of my guy friends because we think almost exactly the same. You don't blush and freak out, you understand where he's coming from on subjects. Usually those are traits of women who don't look at men as potential partners lol

"I had you on the ropes" gets me every single time 🤣

Ah, washing dishes. Used to be the best way to cool off after an arguement. It's calming & meditative, it's productive.. but then my ex started calling me out every time I decided to wash the dishes and initiating arguements when I was in the middle of just washing some damn dishes! :^)

In my previous relationship I used to do everything...work my ass off, clean cook etc because the other half did not know how to do it and did it want to do it. It was so freakin exhausting...but thankfully I am met my current partner who knows what relationship and partnership is.

All these women who critique Bill Burr are so sweet and cute. This has been therapy.

Damn. Sorry I'm so late into the game of watching your vids. I only just found you. You're freaking hilarious!!! That and I love Bill Burr also, so it's a win/win! Keep on keeping on with the amazing commentary!!!!! You rock, little sister!

I thought of Zarya from overwatch when he did the lesbian association exercise

I love you momo. Thank God there are still women like you.

I can't concentrate on the video, can you take yourself out of it. Bahahaha, love from Australia x

"I'm here for the meat"..omg..I laughed so hard I thought I would pass out. Thanks!

I discussed once with a owner of a lesbian bar here in germany, she was an oldschool lesbian. She said, there are two kinds of lesbians. 1st ones are the ones with sextoys in form of penises, that are no real lesbians, they simply females with penis envy. 2nd ones are not using such toys, cause they dont want anything from a men, so they dont use them. That are normal lesbians who know who they are. That talk happened 20+ years ago, and she was right. Everything i saw in this time since than, convinced me she is right. And dont ask me, how i ended up in a lesbian bar. :D i was young and needed the money.

there she is! BigDerrdyyy

I enjoy Bill Burr because he can take topics that most people tip toe around and defuse them in a way that makes people reflect on their own perception of said topics. I enjoy your energy MoMo, great personality

Love this!

I have never bitten my own tongue any harder than after your intro! I love ❤ your reactions! More please ☺!!

@BigDaddyMoMo1

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I appreciate you!!

@cherylbyrnes7120

Жыл бұрын

Lmdao

@BigDaddyMoMo I believe the confusion on your sexual/gender identity comes from your use of certain words, saying things like 'lashback' are clearly code words for the lesbian and trans woman communities. I know you feebly attempted to cover up and switched to 'backlash' but we see you, lol.

@BigDaddyMoMo1

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

You are a riot! As a Marine, I do everything around the house, except the laundry. That’s her wheel house. I don’t touch the laundry and she doesn’t cut the grass. That’s the agreement LOL

Today is the first time I watch a video of yours. You're cool, positive and fun to listen to :) I'm also a big UFC and "William" Burr fan, and the way you speak makes me feel like I actually know you, and we could be friends haha Have a great day :)

Comparisons kill, my dear. You ARE beautiful, feminine, in tune with your body, mind and soul. This is how you come across. I'm a recent subscriber and I've really enjoyed your reactions. They are quite insightful. From a 60+ man, let me say, you are an extraordinary women, who deserves an extraordinary man in her life, if that is what you wish to manifest. Your interest in athletics means you have that disposition. You are an athlete, but also very much a woman, Beautiful. Namaste. 🙏🏻🧡

As a hetro male, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the clam curtains. There is nothing better than rocking a woman world and hearing her having a religious experience while one brings her to yet another massive climax. Beautiful.

@lewisner

Жыл бұрын

Nature has played a cruel trick on us and made our bits just out of reach. We can help each other overcome that though.

I've heard it called many things but "Clam Curtain" definitely takes the cake!!😂😂

"Flat top, wallet chain..." He's brutally funny 😂

You do NOT look like a lesbian! You are all woman - attractive, sexy, beautiful. Any guy would kill to have a girlfriend like you - great sense of humor (that's #1), gorgeous face and body. Let's face it - us guys are watching your video partially because you are so good looking! Then once they find out how cute and funny you are, they become a subscriber. Keep up the great reaction videos. Love them!!

Brilliant, you make me laugh, good for you, happy Christmas

My grandfather used to admonish me with the question: “If you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?” Well, feminists? Could it be that you, collectively, “ain’t” actually all that smart after all? Or, rather, could it be that the truly smart women are the traditional women that know it’s far smarter to let traditional men, the “patriarch” deal with the hard work required to get rich and reap the benefits of someone else’s labors?

Lol I like the way you think I'm here for the meat lmao that is and great Arby's skit 😂😂

2 good Bill Burr vids - I love watching your reaction

13:24 I don't know if I'm really fucking weird, but I feel like it would be an absolute lottery win to stay at home cooking, cleaning, vacuuming, taking care of the kids, while a woman took care of all the work and bringing the money in to the family. Holy fucking shit that would be incredible. I would do it in a heartbeat, for... forever. I can guarantee that I would have the dinner ready for you - at the table when you get off your stressful job. No sweat! A lamp needs a change? I'm on it!

2nd viewing of your channel still in stitches

Funny stuff! And your reaction....you had some good lines too.

That freaking Arby's sandwich at 1:42 killed me 💀😂😂

OMG you make me laugh so much watching you enjoy his take on things ! Makes me believe that there are still some common sense women out there ! Thank you so much !!

It's not calculus to recognise a lesbian, he says. Trust me, Bill, calculus is *way* easier to understand than human females, lesbian or otherwise

Mo Mo, I must tell you I love your channel!!! Take care........

One word to describe "how we do it", "Pheromones".

“I couldn’t do it” same man that fleshy mushroom ain’t doin it for me

You are frigging hilarious! Expressing your point of view. Which I appreciate. Keep being you! It’s healthy to ask so we can understand! Is that so wrong? Love your channel, keep up the great work 😊

it's not so much that you give off the vibe that you want to, it's that often times you're the type that other girls are attracted to

Like that, "What do I know, I'm just a KZreadAh"!

"Beef Curtain" 🤣!

Omg… I laughed so f’ing hard at this reaction. Immediately after the words, “I wish more men were like Bill,” He unloads the jokes about women….😂😂😂😂😂

The clam curtain.🤣

"The claim curtains"...that's so offensive....that's why I subbed to your channel,lol.

To quote Bill - we can be honest with each other we are out in the woods. I think everyone has a moment like this. "Cave man DNA." This is another Bill Burr masterpiece..... Besides if you were a lady who preferred other women, how is this their business? IT IS NOT....... I am well, thank you. How are you? Do your thing Bill. O so enjoy his humor. He is a thinker! Clear as day!!!......... Gun to our head -- lesbian. We can say it. Bill can paint a picture with his words.!! Not having that in the logbook! Take care lady.......

You don't look like a lesbian, you are extremely beautiful and their just testing the water to see how you respond. Love you Bill Burr reaction .

ya talking about the clam curtin enough tho hahahahahaha

To this day - his tirade against ALL of Philadelphia is one of my all-time favorite performances. The entire crowd had been toxic and unreservedly hostile to the group of comics that had come to perform. Bill Burr got on stage and went to WAR. And he ultimately ended up WINNING OVER the crowd. Freaking epic comic.

hahah the pause and the part " it takes a lot of self awareness /practice. good on him. good on you. i wish more men were like bill.. ". Im like yooooo hahahah yooo wait for it ..

It’s called Mr Clean because he does all the work for you!

You did NOT say “ IM HERE FOR THE MEAT” 😂😂😂😂

OMG the Arby's Roast Beef image had me dead! XD But I ain't one to gossip... .

Just subs in your channel. Great one from BB. Kinda cute when someone gets the vibe that you are one pretty lesbian. Thats me from Legazpi City, Philippines.

If we all stayed at cooking cleaning and vacuuming you'd have nothing to do 😆

7:08 “There’s going to be lashback!” That’s such a lesbian thing to say 😂

Clam curtains is a new one to me! 😂

Bob and weave them clam curtains 😂

The joke back in the day is "Why was it Mr. Clean??" Because it works

I'll do the dishes and you can go see what "that" noise is at 3:00am. Oh... Wait.... 😛