Vito is literally 400 pounds and legit wants us to think he only eats half a candy bar.

@FrogTony

18 күн бұрын

😅

@Dude357

18 күн бұрын

He DOES eat half a candy bar...every two minutes.

@CodySvsTheNet

18 күн бұрын

Anyone listening had that ping in their head when they sense a lie. Maybe he meant he eats half a candy bar after eating 2 other king size candy bars.

@AM-fw6jl

17 күн бұрын

11111

@askers_

17 күн бұрын

Sez u

"I'll just eat half a redvine, half a snickers" is PURE fat brain logic

@Foghore

16 күн бұрын

Just for them to eat the other half 30 seconds later

Vito only eating half a candy bar is the funniest joke he’s ever said

I'm really enjoying this new bit where Vito finds new ways to be a shitty house guest and then doubles down on his bad manners instead of just saying "sorry man i won't do it again"

Vito: "There is nothing weird about watching pigs and chinese burn" *Mr Beast gives brown people houses Vito: "There is something sinister going on here"

Vito's severe loathing for Mr. Beast is such a classic example of hating the player instead of the game

@jordanhester4821

13 күн бұрын

No, it's not :]

Vitos booty is the best segment and the fact he doesnt understand why its great makes it even better

“Don’t you want to learn about lathe safety?” -Vito, the gay team guy

@BlackAngusReviews

17 күн бұрын

Team guy Vito bit is hilarious

@sheldonjplanktonn

15 күн бұрын

Never trust a lathe or a combine

@headfullofacid8088

14 күн бұрын

Chinese factory lathe accident is a pretty gnarly video. I highly recommend it

Vito: I don’t have a door for my bathroom. Vito: I pay $50 to get my laundry done.

@sheldonjplanktonn

15 күн бұрын

That need to read this one 😂

I love how Vito dissects Mr.Beast character and how he is the safest undercover corporate puppet with his source being "trust me bro". Then a seconds later defend Sweet Baby Inc. because there are not any sources besides the very obvious bad games they have "helped".

@gringles

17 күн бұрын

Lib brain, Dick has him pegged on his preprogrammed insane logic.

@MCHellshit

17 күн бұрын

Team guy brain at work

@DebasedAnon

17 күн бұрын

@@comparedWJ275 Its much worse than that, your example is figurative since it didnt literally happen you're just pointing out his hypocrisy on a topic that was brought up at a different time, which is fair enough. But the much worse one is the fact that he literally brought up Bill Gates as a good guy immediately after shitting on Mr Beast, i actually laughed out loud.

@jhonviel7381

16 күн бұрын

i mean he made the same argument against eric july being a right wing grifter and not a "true" comic book creator, while he was right about that, i think he misses it entirely on mr beast, who from what i can see, is pretty authentic and doesnt have a grift-o-sphere to support his antics.

@TheWoolyShambler29

16 күн бұрын

​@@DebasedAnon He chooses to remain ignorant and keep his broken thought process intact. Its not hard to look into Bill Gates and find out what damage he has done and intends to do. The guy wants to block out the sun (something he has openly talked about) and has a company that is currently patenting the gene sequence of the seeds for all our food. Vito will continue supporting him because he cant be bothered to see if he is wrong. He is a good example of your average democrat.

I love that the "Dick teaches Vito basic manners" bit starts right from the top of the show.

We’ve successfully Stockholm Syndromed Vito into enjoying receiving Mothers Milk

@RT-lw1eu

18 күн бұрын

Soon he’ll be able to tolerate black people! Exposure therapy. Small steps.

@TheBismrk

18 күн бұрын

We're ending racism

@sheldonjplanktonn

15 күн бұрын

That's just plain sad

Vito's delayed comic release, the missing thermos and the shipping cost scam are the 3 things the internet should be dissecting.

5:26 Show starts

@chipsandcheese124

18 күн бұрын

You mean after the 5 minute preshow roll?

I am Vito's lack of hygiene

@oniondesu9633

18 күн бұрын

No I am Vito's lack of hygiene

Vito: Christians believing in a higher power punishing them for behaving badly is stupid. Also vito: maybe the earth is warming up to kill the human virus.

@TheWoolyShambler29

16 күн бұрын

Vito: Mr. Beast is evil for giving people free homes because he sells candy bars.

Vito is so miserable he's convinced any person who is happy or nice is fake and trying to defraud people. No wonder he was shocked when his boss didn't want to watch gore.

@DebasedAnon

17 күн бұрын

@@joeimjoe Yeah and then for one of the biggest and most obvious frauds who's outright evil he calls him a great dude cause the leftist consensus says so. Vito the gay team guy!

2:33:26 Dick is absolutely correct with the donuts. When picking a donut from a box, “you touch it, you take it”. You visually analyze the selection of donuts and pick up the one you intend on consuming.

@metroids224

15 күн бұрын

Also, yes, most people pick up the donut with a napkin.

I could see how strongly Vito was squinting his eyes, trying to hold it together with all the Vito Team Guy stingers this show... Poor guy... And then I remember he was mad at Mr Beast for curing blindness and giving away homes xDDD

@discipleofdagon8195

18 күн бұрын

Finally get the money for a membership?

@Rekon-se6wv

18 күн бұрын

@@discipleofdagon8195 I didnt pay for it xd

@JadDragon

17 күн бұрын

@@discipleofdagon8195 finally lucked out with someone donating memberships

@JadDragon

17 күн бұрын

@@Rekon-se6wv 🧼 don't be scared 🧼 it's not going to hurt you 🧼

@Rekon-se6wv

13 күн бұрын

@@JadDragon I dont have money... I have to pay some bills and buy dakimakuras you know?

Man the team guy shit really gets under Vito’s skin. Reminds me of the titanic for some reason

@oldstump1628

18 күн бұрын

Screaming about all his “research”that 9/10 times disprove his point.

Leaving half a ripped candy vine is the same energy as chicks at the office who cut a donut in half and leave half in the box. Just take the whole donut, and throw the rest away if you don't eat it!

Vito picking up donuts and putting them back actually made me gag.

I love it when Dick is the sensitive spokesman for humane treatment and morality.

@Kitsuragi556

15 күн бұрын

He's a softie deep down. Vito, on the other hand, is genuinely sick.

Really came in hot with the jokes right from the start. The idea that Vito only eats *half* of a candy bar? That would have anyone laughing so hard they would cry. Great show

Sudden movie idea. Faraway future, year 2026. Wild hogs took control of Texas; young soldier Vito is on the mission to infiltrate and destroy from the inside. But he feels at home and falls in love with local customs and a young piglet. It’s basically Dances With Wolves but with hogs. Oinking With Pigs idk

@askers_

18 күн бұрын

Swing and a miss

@makeitrain6819

18 күн бұрын

How young is the piglet? It's probably a deal breaker.

@patient_6925

17 күн бұрын

Pedotar : Still No Superkill

@bajavolvo

13 күн бұрын

@Am-gs3cnjust checked it out. Thank you internet stranger.

Vito's Mr. Beast hate rant is one of the biggest things making him deserving of the "team guy" label I've seen so far. This argument is so insanely stupid, it sounds like what a conservative strawmanning a liberal would say to make them look dumb, except actually real and not a strawman.

@DebasedAnon

17 күн бұрын

@@warpio The thing that pushed it over the edge from me just thinking "this is a really dumb opinion" to me laughing out loud was him bringing up Bill Gates as an example of a good charitable rich guy. He really is the gay team guy.

Vito The Gay Team Guy really is Vito's version of Maddox's Titantic Theme

If Vito's take on Mr. Beast is this psychotic I gotta hear what he thinks about Whistlin Diesel

Vito hating Mr Beast but getting wet for Bill Gates is mega cringe.

@TheWoolyShambler29

16 күн бұрын

He is a democrat. I have seen other democrats to the same exact thing. Tard tier thinking.

5:23 Show starts 9:45 Intro 14:47 Last week's winner - 15:17 How Vito eats red vines - 18:59 Vito's Dad 19:58 Viewer comments - 22:05 Vito the Yellow Flash Defender - 27:37 Vito's Twitter 29:34 Vote It Up Stinger 30:59 Vote It Up: Drip Pricing 33:56 Vote It Up: The Olympics -------------------------------------------------------------------- 39:08 Problem: Feral Hogs - 42:52 How the problem started - 46:45 Pig traps - 53:35 Vito's favorite videos (He just wants to know what's going on) - 55:19 Vito vs. KZreadrs 57:36 Problem: Rolling Blackouts - 1:03:01 Karl is a psychopath 1:06:23 Problem: Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller - 1:10:43 Mario Party 1:19:02 Problem: "No" Erasure - 1:21:51 Women are to blame - 1:26:53 AI argument - 1:30:20 Camera argument 1:32:17 Summary of problems 1:35:34 The Timcast car - 1:41:42 More Yellow Flash stuff - 1:44:26 Yellow Flash Cover -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:50:28 Voicemails - 1:52:18 Vito makes a new voicemail rule - 1:53:18 Mr. Beast - 2:03:59 Nazis - 2:07:21 Boogie and Crypto -------------------------------------------------------------------- 2:11:38 Superchats 2:11:47 Gavin takes credit for the women quizzes - 2:18:39 Pirate chat - 2:19:29 Vito the Team Guy song - 2:21:36 Ralph's Rekieta interview 2:22:16 Yellow Flash is dumb - 2:26:28 Movie reviews and Furiosa - 2:30:51 Quartering defends Dr. Disrespect some more - 2:32:29 Half-eaten red vines - 2:35:37 Vito the Team Guy song - 2:36:52 Nerdrotic's wife - 2:39:26 Vito vs. Camelot and Dr. Disrespect - 2:41:33 Vito's laundry - 2:45:45 Vito the Team Guy song - 2:46:46 Timcast - 2:48:47 BPITU stinger playlist 2:49:33 Have PPP, Warski, or Yellow Flash ever actually gambled? 2:52:21 Vito the Yellow Flash and Rippaverse Defender - 2:55:01 Fiendish by Irene Strychalski - 2:56:01 Vito's going to sell us out - 2:58:28 DEI/Sweet Baby/Mr. Beast stuff - 3:02:23 Vito the Team Guy song - 3:03:19 Vito the Team Guy song - 3:05:08 Vito wants to pick the music - 3:07:24 Deep fried lasagna - 3:08:43 Vito the Team Guy song & Olympics argument - 3:12:51 Vito the psychopath - 3:14:23 Vito the Team Guy song - 3:15:07 Vito the Team Guy song -------------------------------------------------------------------- 3:16:08 Vito's Booty 3:17:30 Weigh-in 3:20:18 Prize reveal -------------------------------------------------------------------- 3:21:22 End of show 3:22:33 Last-minute superchats

@Boombadbang

14 күн бұрын

You’re a hero Vito needs to pin ur comment

Im going you buy a team guy superchat every time you skip part of a superchat 😂

He doesnt do laundry??

@Rekon-se6wv

18 күн бұрын

Me neither

Word on the street is that vito had scraped his head gunk prior to handling said gummy snack!

@Kitsuragi556

15 күн бұрын

🤢🤮

Everytime Vito voices his opinion on any topic that requires even a little bit of nuance it's absolutely idiotic. At this point its straight up impressive.

@jhonviel7381

17 күн бұрын

It's a bit bro just laugh hehe haha

@jordanhester4821

13 күн бұрын

I never say this, but there's a first time for everything: Touch grass :]

Vito looks like that other character from Mario 😂

@Kitsuragi556

15 күн бұрын

Wario?

Great show! I'm going to cut my candy bar in half so i can lose as much weight as Vito the Gay team guy!

Someone going to grab a red vine doesn't know what you did with it or your thought process, they just see a half-eaten piece of food in the package and that's gross. It's just normal and much easier for everyone to go by the rule that if you touch food you take the whole thing.

The team guy song is Vito’s titanic bit

41:26 gearing up for the joke with some liquor.

A fat guy putting back half a twizzler is like an alcoholic only having one drink in front of their friends then going home to tank a bottle of vodka. Just put the other half in your pocket!

So I paid Vito 35 dollars for his special cover comic that I don't give a shit about and he's going to charge me again for shipping? How do I get a fucking refund?

@connork9654

14 күн бұрын

My shipping address is going to change too before this shit comes out lmfao

I’m going to superchat to slant the camera next week

Chips are different than gummies, because when you grab chips your bacteria isnt transmitted to the chips themselves; it's in the seasoning that sticks to your fingers. Gummies on the other hand do not give out particulates, thus it's the shit from your fingers that gets stuck on the gummies. GET IT RIGHT VITO, GET IT RIGHT

@askers_

18 күн бұрын

This is autistic

@scarletsletter4466

18 күн бұрын

😂 Also why put it back? Just do like everyone- take the whole gummy & if you aren’t sure of the strength, bite part of it then save the rest for later

Drills triggers are pressure sensitive, doesn't Dick have power tools?

5:25 Show start

An accelerator brake or clutch pedal doesn't have variable sensitivity? You can only press it fully or not at all?

@huntermccoy7641

18 күн бұрын

Potentiometers suck though cables are superior .

your theory that mrbeast wanted to turn on his friend, but didnt because a bunch of suits had a board meeting and told them to remain friends is genuinely unhinged. way more out there than any of the sweet baby stuff

@DebasedAnon

17 күн бұрын

@@oniondesu9633 Just exposes Vitos mentality if anything. I think the Chris guy, whatever he calls himself now, is mentally ill but its clear why Mr Beast stuck up for him, cause they've been friends for ages, why tf does Vitos mind immediately go to throwing friends under the bus over the slightest inconvenience.

With the food thing, the sweeter the food is or the more sugar it has in it, the faster bacteria will spread across the item, a sugar cookie will be covered in bacteria faster than a dry biscuit

@makeitrain6819

18 күн бұрын

You've conveniently left out the preservative properties of sugar. It's impossible to create food with a long shelf life without a lot of either salt or sugar and then a seal. Dehydration is a good runner up but usually those foods are still full of one or the other. This is why weird guru guys will tell you to cut out one of these first so that you'll depend on their suggestions. Live honey never spoils. Unbleached salt never moulds. What makes you say (and apparently others agree) that more sugar means more bacteria? Try not to use 90's propoganda about

Energy is at a all time low in this ep.

Vito goes full schizoid

i asked 5 people, 4 out of 5 said the licorice thing was gross, 1 said "its fine if its bae".

The lathe videos are all the same, they scream and their legs slap the floor until they crack, and then they get spun into cotton candy.

hey vito. if you want to continue getting my mac club membership. we call you what we want and you say "thank you may i have another" oinkster.

Every week I learn a new way that Vito manages to be a terrible houseguest it seems like

Fog machines are def room temp dependent but a warm room always adds to the comedy as the fog fills up the screen.

You guys broke the brains of the Cg slums guys, they resorted to trying to cuddle up to Maddox and going over his videos, this just keeps getting funnier.

I really wanna try that Lasagna...

@Rekon-se6wv

13 күн бұрын

With Vito's hand grease???

@prezfa

13 күн бұрын

@@Rekon-se6wv the hand grease is probably infused with the colonel's 11 herbs and spices

2:15:00 does Vito actually think there are 1.7 billion people in America?

@AndroidSunrise

18 күн бұрын

ngl i heard 300 million like 10 years ago, so i too thought it would be much larger than what it is.

@scarletsletter4466

18 күн бұрын

It’s around 350 million depending on the estimates of illegals

Imagine is vito spent the time hating mr beast on finishing super killer

My favorite part is when Vito the team guy, the step on your meme guy, always with the F@ F@ F@ F@ F@ F@ F@ F@ 🎢📉⚖️📈⚖️📈🔨📉⚖️

When Mr. Beast does philanthropy using his own money, it's bad. When the government does the same thing with money they take out of my paycheck, it's good. - Vito logic.

Washing your sheets every couple MONTHS? Christ that's repulsive. Also I too am shocked that game developers design games to work with a functioning controller, isn't it crazy that they think people who play games will have a controller that works?

@Rekon-se6wv

18 күн бұрын

@@EnormousKingCrab I mean is not that bad... I do that too

@scarletsletter4466

18 күн бұрын

I guess if you have 3 sets of sheets & change them every 2w, then I guess you could wash them all in about 2mo. But if you only have 1 set you really should at least sink wash them once a month

@JadDragon

17 күн бұрын

@@Rekon-se6wv this is stuff you think but don't say

@Rekon-se6wv

17 күн бұрын

@@JadDragon meh

Average 31k views after the live show ends. Ya love to see it ❤

YellowFlash's OC character's helmet is literally just the black power rangers helmet.

Show Vito @AudioOpera . Show Vito someone else doing everything he could be doing if he wasn’t a mopey loser

my whole life, my mom would refer to The Simpsons as "Bart Simpson". i used to correct her all the time, but she never cared. She still calls the show "Bart Simpson" to this day. She doesn't do that for any other tv show or movie, though

christ. vito has no manners LOL

You can't expect me to believe, Vito, that a man of your size eats only half of a candy bar. Do you also drink half of a soda and just leave the rest to chill out somewhere?

Canada doesn’t have casinos? How stupid can you get Vito?

I’ve been aware of the wild bore problem for around 6 years. Listened to whole podcast about it, HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT THEY ARE PURPOSELY BREEDING THEM FOR SPORT. This show always shows me the other side. Kind of look way down on wild boor hunting now unless it’s farmers protecting their land.

I can't stop thinking about those deep fried lasagna bites tbh

Vito make a 4 hour long video on the history of Dominos

I feel bad for the guys who pay for the team guy song and only get half of it

Vito Team Guy Song is the new Titanic song bit. I love it!

2:15:00 That's also an Adam Carolla bit, ask them to name some of the Allied and Axis powers in ww2 (or just some countries involved), also dates I think.

I like both songs.

Crazy way to learn Vito is not an apple visualizer.

@robertcook3004

18 күн бұрын

And that he's a serial murderer.

Lemme just take half of that, oink, oink

Sci fi noise is a better segment transition

Don't skip the voicemails, tubby

Vito Team Guy song is second best part of this show, after the pirate's booty!

Vito trying to say anything about not finishing a candy bar you ain't fooling anyone buddy

How is Rumble aiding Ai to fuel wars, I missed that one

Hidden fees? As an international I wanted to buy some shoes in California (on my way out of the country) and had the EXACT amount of money left in my wallet as those shoes (amusing) according to the price tag. I couldn't get them because the taxes kicked in for a dollar or two. Then you have to tip - mandatory in restaurants, likewise in hotel rooms for the cleaners. The entirety of America IS based on a drip-fee system - Vegas just does the very same thing, only its not to the Government, or a social norm.

Guys! Can we have more shows per week??

13:49 aged extremely well

Yellowflash is just Sturgis with views 🤣 Same kind of thumbnails too.

1:14:05 switch controllers fucking sucked. They break easily , the design of the switch makes it easy to wear out the connections so half the time the damn switch thinks the controllers are detached and they charge $90 for those damn things

@jhonviel7381

16 күн бұрын

thats why i went for the pro controller immediately, but kids dont know much better.

@patient_6925

16 күн бұрын

@@jhonviel7381 cant use a pro controller in hand held mode. Nintendo really jist needs to drop the motion controlls gimmick

Vito was completely correct about the counter culture point!

Vito the different problem song is way too fucking long. I would kms if that was the new sound

1:09:18 triggers do have that and so do car pedals? Has existed since the xbox 360

Vito is a funny guy

@Rekon-se6wv

13 күн бұрын

Whaddya mean funny? Funny how?

Married With Children was pretty conservative. It was also awesome

FOG IS POWER!

Why in the actual fk do all those calls seem like they are made from a potato...

What the fuck is a red vine

@Kitsuragi556

15 күн бұрын

Red licorice.

54:43 I wanna know what's going on!

Look at all the team guys coming out in defense of Mr. Beast :]

Nobody likes the Vito problem sound effect.

I've been very forgiving of Vito regarding his delayed ass comic, but at this point if it's not out before July is over I'm going to be very frustrated. Come on now. Don't toil over it for a million years trying to make it perfect like Maddox. Either that or put on the crown, Vito. The prophecy shall be fulfilled.

@oldstump1628

14 күн бұрын

20 days left then 😂