We need a toilet that gives us dietary suggestions based on stool samples. Should output a grocery list.

Got my bidet a.k.a. Toto Washlet from Costco a few years ago and never look back. Hookup is super easy. Just replace your toilet seat with the washlet, hookup water with your existing toilet water supply and plug in using an electric outlet in your bathroom. The bidet provides warm water for washing and hot air for drying.

In our home we use a "manual bidet" which are pans of warm water, a little gentle soap, and a cloth for drying off. Afterwards, wash your hands like a surgeon. It's free with no installation.

I first used a bidet over 40 years ago in Japan, and always wanted one. I have worked all over the world and they are super common in the east, Africa, middle east, etc.... I finely broke down and got one with all the "bells and whistles", every day I use it I am so happy I spent that 1k. Pooping like a caveman is insane, bidet is the only way to go.

I love my bidet so much. I have the "tushy" one and got it from Walmart for around 25. It's been a game changer for periods and for my IBS and hemorrhoids which will flair up and bleed for no reason sometimes. And yes running it lightly as I go makes the "bad poops" as I call them significantly less painful and easier to pass.

Got to love a proctologist with a sense of humor. Absolutely required for an uncomfortable doctor appointment. Thank you.

Game Changer!!! I live in Korea and have been able to avoid hemorrhoid surgery by started doing 2 things. Korea uses a lot of toilet wet wipes and bidets are standard in this country. Those wet wipes were severely agitating my hemorrhoids so I made the switch to start using my bidet. Now after pooping, I use the bidet and just make 1 pass with toilet paper for drying. I got a cheaper one for $200 but they can go up to $1,000. Even with my cheaper one I can heat my seat, adjust water pressure and temp. and fan dry my bottom. AND it has a self cleaning mode for the spray part that you were talking about. EVERYONE should have one!

I think toilet paper alone is, well, disgusting. I have a separate bidet, so there’s no splash up from the toilet water, and it facilitates using soap to clean everything properly. And for women, they can just pee in it and rinse immediately after, both saving water and cleaning up nicely. Highly recommended, five stars.

Imagine handling human feces with your hands then just wiping them off with tissue. Started using these in 1995 when I moved to Thailand. I brought back several for family members and everyone enjoys it. No waste, no hoarding TP.

I have a Toto washlet and use it all the time. You still need toilet paper. Trust me. Less of it, usually, but still necessary.

So, I've ALWAYS wanted one of those automatic bidets like the ones they have in Japan but was just never able to afford one. Then about a year ago I found an automatic bidet seat on sale for about $400 - I bought it IMMEDIATELY! And let me tell you, this is THE GREATEST invention since sliced bread! It's not a full bidet, but rather a fully automatic toilet seat with the water nozzle attachment that you install on your toilet. The one I bought comes fully loaded, including a massage pulsing function plus a remote control that allows you to adjust the strength of the water stream as well as the temperature. It cleans you THOROUGHLY! After washing, it then has a drying function that uses warm air to dry your bottom. As a result you NEVER EVER need toilet paper and NEVER EVER have to wipe. But the most surprising thing is the "enema" function which shoots water right through your sphincter muscle all the way up into your rectum. It sounds scary, but I kid you not, there's absolutely no discomfort and I have NO IDEA how they get a stream of water to shoot all the up your rectum without the nozzle actually coming in contact with your body. Gotta love engineers! Another great feature (it has a ton, including "front" cleaning for women) is the odor neutralizing function. The bidet constantly emits odor molecules through an air vent located on the side that immediately neutralizes any bad odor. For anyone who's on the fence about getting one of these automatic bidet seats, I can only give my fullest recommendation. Go out and get one NOW!!!

I love my bidet. One of the best items I’ve invested in.

I have a stand alone bidet. I had installed as I got my bathroom renovated.

I am all about the bidet and squatty potty. Both are game changing.

I recently bought a 'Veken Bidet Attachment for Toilet' from Amazon for $26, The installation was easy and only took about 20 minutes to install.

I just ordered a bidet. Can't wait for it to arrive! And now I'm even happier that I ordered it because Dr. Chung approves!!! ❤

I love my bidet. It’s an inexpensive under seat type. I think it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. No more itching, irritation or hemorrhoids from leftover debris.

I got a handheld bidet sprayer (Aquaus) when there was talk of a TP shortage at the beginning of Covid. I immediately realized I'd been doing it wrong my whole life. I never felt so clean. It's more than paid for itself in savings by using less toilet paper. No problems, just better, cleaner, and less expensive.

You are so awesome, positive and helpful. Thank you!

As others have said, hand held bidets are brilliant, coming from the UK and a lifetime of paper use, moving to the philppines and discovering the hand held bidet was a life changer. I installed one in our house as soon as I could.