Best of the Worst Superpowers in Comics
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@kingshadow8782
27 күн бұрын
Cool.
@kingshadow8782
27 күн бұрын
Happy Sunday!
“How many balls jokes can we get in here?”😂😂😂
@Ali-Sensei
27 күн бұрын
yes
@scottharris149
26 күн бұрын
He should have added that AC/DC already wrote the perfect theme song for Egg. Big Balls!!!!😆😆
@chriscripplercruz1833
26 күн бұрын
That's what she said!
But how did Bailey learn that he has that ability? How do you even discover that you’re a mutant when your only ability is to explode?
@MrIrdatlan
3 күн бұрын
Probably the same way you figure out what super power you get from a devil fruit when you eat it, or what power you got if you use the omnitrix to turn into something, automatically downloaded into your brain when you get it. Other option is, Charles prob read his mind or something, gave a scan to figure it out.
Rogue touching Eyeboy and Cyclops though and using it together would be insane.
@MbisonBalrog
26 күн бұрын
That is good one
@AbhishekKr.Singh1609
26 күн бұрын
God help whoever they are fighting
@vand0801
26 күн бұрын
I saw a meme depicting that, and it was hilariously creepy, and insanely dangerous lmao
@daviddaugherty2816
26 күн бұрын
@@AbhishekKr.Singh1609 And whoever they're fighting _with_ for that matter.
@AbhishekKr.Singh1609
25 күн бұрын
@@daviddaugherty2816 yup
He said “balls” like 30 times in 45 seconds 😂
You get squirrel girl off that thumbnail!
@Grey0618
8 күн бұрын
She took down Galactus!
@hippy282
5 күн бұрын
Once I actually understood her power I realised she was a bit overpowered
He's got the goldest balls of them all
Aquaman doesn't have the ability to talk to fish. He has the ability to control them. It was mentioned multiple times in the comics by him that just controls them, and fishes don't have the ability to communicate that well.
@acenigerian3356
27 күн бұрын
Finally, someone addresses this
@quentinfogger5755
27 күн бұрын
Is Mera more powerful than him with how she can control water? I think Arthur Curry Jr is probably more powerful since he has the powers of both his parents, wish the comic writers would undo Black Manta killing that baby
@dannytarver4533
27 күн бұрын
Yeah, that's now, when he was created he talked to sea life and they talked back mentally. Namor can do it too
@dannytarver4533
27 күн бұрын
@@quentinfogger5755they have Tempest or whatever the original Aqualad calls himself now
@BetterThanKanye
27 күн бұрын
He's just trying to throw everyone off the scent.
Talk to sea creatures has to be one of the most broken abilities to have and the fact he can flood the whole earth with an entire army of all unknown creatures that lurk deep in the ocean at the bottom, aqua man definitely deserves more respect.
Defeating Doctor Doom was impressive, but she had the help of many, many squirrels. When she defeated Thanos, she did it with the help of only Tippy Toe. Remember that the Watcher confirmed that Squirrel Girl and Tippy Toe defeated the real Thanos, not a clone, robot, or simulacrum, and by doing so, saved the multiverse. I am still waiting for Milana Vayntrub to play her in Live Action.
@kevinmorrice
10 күн бұрын
didnt she also beat galactus once
Lol. "You're the bomb," is low hanging fruit. "Balls" is high brow humor 🤣
You were having too much fun coming up with jokes for egg weren’t you😂?
I absolutely adore the fact that Squirrel Girl can't control squirrels and can only talk to them, but she's so nice they just follow her everywhere and do whatever she asks them to.
Color kid can be invisible. All wavelengths are color.
@bostonrailfan2427
11 күн бұрын
he changed the color of kryptonite, he is more powerful than he gets credit for
With Egg, I thought of so many “That’s what she said” lines.
The Almighty Dollar tempts me. This is not the Infinite Crisis, or Final Crisis, this is the Midlife Crisis... .
Color Kid seems like he might be effective against various Lanterns.
@tylerwilliams6782
18 күн бұрын
If his power could effect the color of the users ring, assuming they could use the alternate color, then yeah that partnership would be broken.
I'm more curious how Bailey found out he could detonate himself as a superpower.
Egg being a part of the mutant circuit that resurrects people is pretty important though.
@Xephyron_
8 күн бұрын
Yeah, I was a bit disappointed he left that out
Good Afternoon everyone!
@khaldrogo1782
27 күн бұрын
Happy weeknd!
i gotta stick up for Squirrel girl, she has a bunch of powers from super human strength, durability, and speed, shes also outmatched Taskmaster because of her tail. i just want more credit where its due.
I can just imagine what James Gunn can make with these characters
@rhen4short
22 күн бұрын
I wanna see Color boy in season 2 of Peacemaker 😂
You leave my girl Doreen alone lol. I love Squirrel Girl.
Nah the color man bit was funny af I'm crying😭😭😭
You just couldn't resist the balls or you're the Bomb jokes could you lol? I fully support your decision with it😮
There is a difference between superpowered and superabled. These guys are superabled
It would be funny if Colour Kid was asked are you gay and says “what! No! Why would you think that?” The other person says “you wear a rainbow on your costume”
“Anyway, his balls are also able to bounce” lmao
Pt.2 please
This might be the Variant's video with the most balls in it. Should I say... A ballsy upload?
Talking to fish is a great super power yeah......until the deep comes to the picture.😂
The Jaws Pinball game is good but the new John Wick pinball is superb!!!
Shout out to the Super Duper team from The Boys. They don't really count because the team was written with intentionally useless powers.
12:30 I thought we might see Soft Serve considering he mentioned ice cream.
I had Superpro issue 1. I gave it to a neighbor when I was a kid in exchange for a Spider-Man issue about not smoking cigarettes.
Another terrible superpower is that of Big Bertha XD
😂😂 enjoyed this episode. Arm fall of boy 😂😂😂
Who thought up the chick that poops ice cream . That power has to be one of the most disgusting powers I've ever heard in my life .
Chairface Chipendale. “What am I a joke to you?”
No mention of the guy whose only power is coming back from the dead, or the doorman (extremely limited teleportation/phasing).
Now this was a cool video. We need more.
Goldballs. Amazing.
You don’t know Doreen. Her power is the power of coincidence. And friendship. And squirrels!
Color Kid saved the life of Superman by changing the color of kryptonite, as useless as that power is it’s still a literal lifesaver 🤣
Goldballs seems pretty dope.
Man if can come up with ridiculous characters like these I still have a chance😂
His Bawlz 😂
Enough of these balls 😂 am dying laughing 😂😂😂
“Squirrels are ruthless!! We’ve defeated Dr. Doom, Thanos, AND Mark Rober!!!” xo, Phat Gus
J. Pennington Pennypacker was, I think, one of Kramer's aliases on Seinfeld.
Color kid has the ability to raise or lower his credit score at will
Interesting. Can you cover The Leader next, go over his origins, powers and appearance in Captain America 4
This was a good video 😂
Infectious Las From Legion Of Superheroes Now I'm Only Familiar with the 2006 Kids WB show but the ability to automatically make people sick Is a gross power but those American Idol style superhero Auditions where lightning Lad was basically Simon Cowell were a highlight
what’s funny about these powers is that some of them exist in one piece and it works in that universe
This video is really balls to the wall.
Color kid could be a decent villain for silver age green lantern, just trap hal in a room and turn it yellow.
Can you do history of the characters mentioned in this video?
They did little research, as Egg's golden balls are eggs, not balls, and they used those eggs to save the Mutant race.
Dogwelder deserved the number one spot
@edrozenrozen9600
26 күн бұрын
Hmmm... What about Friendly Fire?
Polka-Dot Man
We need a Part 2 if possible, please.
Squirrel Girl claws can literally negate healing factor, she can kill Deadpool and Wolverine if she wants to
How did Bailey find out he's a living bomb if he's never exploded before?
Colour kid vs a lantern ring.... that would be dangerous
You forgot the most important question: Why is Arm Fall Off Boy wearing a Pink Leotard?
So I just learned about Mr. Imortal's existence in comics would not be fun to have his unique and depressing level of immortality lol
Colour Kid could turn himself yellow and beat up Green Lantern
No mention of Superman being able to shoot tiny little supermen from his finger tips??
Could Color Kid make like a red square, then change specific parts of that square into different colors, and make a whole painting?
Almighty Dollar should rename himself Inflation. That's his real power. He'd be a huge hit in Japan!
How dare you call Squirrel Girl's powers bad... commanding swarms of extremely agile, clawed, rodents with teeth that can chew through almost anything... it's terrifying how strong that is and that ignores her own heightened agility and speed not to mention the extra balance that her tail gives her... plus she has claws. Doreen Green is unbeatable!
Matter Eater Lad can eat a bomb without issue. That's dope.
The All Mighty Dollar doesn't sound right when he's shooting pennies from his wrist; he actually sounded more on point shooting half dollars, courtesy of Arris' suggestion.
If Bailey can only use his power once, how does he even find out about it?
Did you do ANY research? Goldballs later became Egg, and he became one of The Five on Krakoa, essential to their cloning secret of kamikaze missions. Each egg was filled with raw genetic material, so they just needed to download the DNA of whoever died, then Cerebro would download their last daily memory upload, Tempo would age them to proper age, and Hope would then activate their mutant genes. And you come for Chuck, you come for the LEGION! Dude married a girl who could split herself into three bodies and she claims she could still barely keep up with him! He's also good buddies with Tenzil, too! While Chuck and Tenzil made the cut for the Legion, Color Kid did not, but was a founding member of the SUBSTITUTE LoSH. His powers were mostly played for laughs, as was the rest of the team, but Geoff Johns changed that by binding the powers to his already insane "Emotion Corps" that he expanded the Green Lantern Corps into, what is it, 11 different Corps, now? (ROYGBIV, White, Black, UltraViolet, etc) Also, at some point, Infectious Lass "accidentally" infected him with a gender reversing virus, so he is now she, but I understand prefers nb? and you thought Sean/Shvaughn Erin was confusing! I'm glad you used 1970s art for Squirrel Girl, who was pretty much forgotten until the 2000s. Also, she soloed THANOS. Even the Watcher confirmed it "was not a clone, robot, or other impersonator, but the REAL Thanos!" Her "secondary" ability is being able to defeat anyone who tries to fight her.
@DareMurdok
10 күн бұрын
Glad someone is putting respect on Egg after his true ability was revealed. dude is crucial to resurrecting people that died.
Friendly Fire is my number one for worst powers.
Seeing Bouncy Boy makes me wish we got Legion Of Superheroes season three!! 😩
Color Kid would give all the Lantern Corps some problems and also anyone whose powers are solar generated, plus, he has the power to blind.
8:01 "It's a incredibly dumb power" Then Im assuming Cannonbolt from Ben 10 has a stupid power too-
The worst power ever is to animate and control feces as seen in The Boys spin-off animation series.
Being a Mutant.
After watching one piece all the American stretchy characters have been criminally underimagined. With the exception of maybe Plastic Man.
I bet bailey has an explosive personality 😭
Here’s the real question; if you lived in the DC/Marvel universe, would you rather have a superpower from this list or no superpower at all?
For Zeigeist, I have a low-hanging-fruit joke thats related to a girl, who has recently become quite a meme...
FUN FACT: The fruit Orange came before the colour Orange.
Am I the only one who thinks Bailey "The Bomb" Hoskins looks like Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine?
7:04 kind of reminds me of cannonbolt from Ben 10 and look at how useful that alien turned out to be
How dare you slander Squirrel Girl! Besides, her real power is being unbeatable. How can you beat that? You can't!
Penny packer is underrated. I’m saying. If he just duplicated the money he made everyday starting with one penny. He’d be a millionaire in a year. He could quite literally be the richest man in the Marvel universe and become an awesome villain or the president. There’s potential there.
How does Bailey even know he has the power unless he tries it?
Having gold balls don't sound that bad
Not entirely fair to Bouncing Boy - combined with a Legion flight ring, he could be surprisingly effective against projectiles and battering opponents (as long as they're not Daxamites or someone in that league, he can just thump them into unconsciousness.) And he and his wife were very effective at running, and teaching at, the Legion Academy. A big part of the appeal of the Legion is that a lot of its members have relatively weak powers but work well as a team, especially when well written - I have undying hate in my heart for what Bendis did to the Avengers, but he was, surprisingly, really good on the Legion.
Yesss!
Gold Balls... Think you guys missed a good ManScaped Ad Read... lol EDIT: "Low Hanging Fruit" hahahahahaah
Since you did the history of Midnight Man, Are you going to do history of other Moon Knight villains like Arthur Harrow, Shadow Knight, Bushman, the Zodiac Cartel, Stained Glass Scarlet, Moon_Shade and the Sun-King?
I'm pretty sure there are two mutants with stupid powers that haven't been mentioned. One I think secrets Ice Cream and the other you completely forget about his existence when you're not looking at him. I can't recall their names but I was hoping they'd show up here. Ironically the latter didn't which proves his power.
Soul fighter - Mutant crippled teen from the 1960s in a wheel chair . he needs to be barried alive then his soul emergeas from the dirt as a soul Knight warrior . dig him up and he comes back to life .
Couldn't Color Kid assist the Green Lantern Corps by changing Sinestro's Yellow light of fear into Saint Walker's Blue light of hope?