- I'm not ashamed of my body. - Exactly. That's your problem. You should be.

@shivanshpandey3646

4 жыл бұрын

say that in any sitcom in 2020 see the catastrophic results.

@skipads9790

4 жыл бұрын

Shivansh..I agree with you. What you said is the reality nowadays.

@vasilisa1866

3 жыл бұрын

Shivansh Pandey omg the world would explode with rage

@naydrasnowfield8404

3 жыл бұрын

@@vasilisa1866 ikr

@justinminns3945

3 жыл бұрын

@@vasilisa1866 exactly lol

This show was amazing. Like they took the simplest things and made them into comedy gold. Everyday things turned up 1000x

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

"they took the simplest things"--yep, it was truly a show about "nothing"

@phillymathguy8142

3 жыл бұрын

The show wasn't about "nothing" -- it was about "life". Many of the issues we ourselves deal with over our lifetimes. Not stupid jokes like so many other sitcoms, but actual life experiences portrayed in extremely witty dialog by very talented (especially George & Kramer) actors.

@alia1413

3 жыл бұрын

It is the magic of Larry David.

@FrostedSeagull

3 жыл бұрын

@@alia1413 yes . . . But its Larry's amazing attention to every day life and his amazing ability to capture the synchronicity of everyday's monotonous situations. Larry David utilised the staple to great comedy i.e. to exaggerate a seemingly simple and obvious every day life problem, and, write very clever dialogue around it. 😃👌

@anikizero893

3 жыл бұрын

Not was but is still amazing!

"I know why we have reservations." "I don't think you do!"

@vasilisa1866

3 жыл бұрын

You know how to take a reservation, but you don’t know how to *hold* a reservation

@thomasroberts2132

3 жыл бұрын

@@vasilisa1866 and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding

@vasilisa1866

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasroberts2132 anyone could just take em

@Dad_of_War

2 жыл бұрын

that bit kills me every time!

@nthgth

Ай бұрын

Lmao one of my favorite bits in the whole show 😄

“I’ve driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution!” LOL

@cdsneighbors5001

4 жыл бұрын

HaHa!

@Brolly5

3 жыл бұрын

They bring this plotline into season 4 with Susan from NBC.

@nthgth

Ай бұрын

"I turn them to lesbianism, [Kramer] brings 'em back!"

"She needs a little tenderness,she needs a little understanding" :-D Thats gold Kramer,gold.....

@bossfan49

3 жыл бұрын

They cut off Jerry's line- "Then she'll need a little penicillin."

@ctdieselnut

3 жыл бұрын

@@bossfan49 thx I forgot about that line.

"You got butchered" Hahaha

@Salvation1984

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆

I love how she jumps on the kitchen counter

@karensheline5183

3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that, too. Like a 12 year old, she hops up there.

@lolabrini3758

3 жыл бұрын

elaine is adorable🤣

@victoriaalbastra6325

2 жыл бұрын

And the high pitch voice when she asks "why couldn't he be a dunker?"

The yelping noises 😂

@0mnicide

5 жыл бұрын

YAW!

@Brainbuster

5 жыл бұрын

Mark the time.

@RawDogTV

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Seinfeld is the best comedy series of all times

@falconm9792

2 жыл бұрын

@GODofFUCK I agree with you

@TTIOTT

2 жыл бұрын

@GODofFUCK The standup is bad but I think that's what makes it funny. When I watch it, my mind is thinking it's so dumb, but I still laugh at it. It's relatable and funny, really dumb, but the delivery is good. I think even he knows it.

@TWOhype23

2 жыл бұрын

@@TTIOTT it’s almost like it’s so bad that it makes it funny lol but nethertheless the guy can make a hell of a sitcom

@sagarsaxena6318

2 жыл бұрын

@GODofFUCK In 2021 it will look garbage coz multiple people have done such 'sets' post Seinfeld's huge success as a stand-up comic. In any case,the stand up bits are a setup for the rest of the episode.

@michaelsieger9133

Жыл бұрын

@@TWOhype23 Larry David can make a hell of a sitcom.

"If it was 6 I coulda I could have let you go. But 7 I'm afraid was over the limit. Unless there of course there no sex.... " LMAO

@backload123

3 жыл бұрын

Repeating what we saw? Yeah u shouldnt have kid

@goodgoyim1335

2 жыл бұрын

How’s the pasta over there

I appreciate Kramer's honesty.

@sebastienalbouy4471

2 жыл бұрын

" 😐 you got butchered "

Was that wrong? Should i not have done that? Simple but brilliant.

@TheDls3mma

4 жыл бұрын

I have to plead ignorance on this one

@hufficag

3 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with sexual intercourse? Can someone explain?

@ctdieselnut

3 жыл бұрын

@@hufficag its frowned upon to have it out on your desk with a co worker during business hrs. If I may hazard a guess.

@efisgpr

3 жыл бұрын

What about the whole "Christmas spirit" thing? Any flexibility there? Nah!

I really do not know how would I get through these last couple of years , if I haven't watched this genius team show, again, and again ,and again...

The scene at the rental agency is probably the most eye opening, thought provoking lines in sitcom history!!! SIMPLY BRILLIANT!!!!!! AND, SO TRUE!!!

Rental Car Joke: you cut it off at the best part. "Anybody can just take em!"

@larrymays4244

4 жыл бұрын

Damian Gray these are poorly edited

@roguesheep3083

4 жыл бұрын

One of my all time favorite scenes. Hotels do this, too.

@danielholm3420

3 жыл бұрын

@@larrymays4244 post the links to your magnificent edits for us all

@Steve18708

3 жыл бұрын

They had to get the ad in 😡

@bossfan49

3 жыл бұрын

I agree- poorly edited. There's a lot of set ups, punch lines and reactions cut off.

Jerry: It’s not like that at all 😂😂😂😂😂😂

She needs a little tenderness ... she needs understanding ... she needs little Kramer !

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

Then she'll need a little shot of penicillin....

@erichkiparski314

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe it cut before that line!!!

@cosmokramer7396

4 жыл бұрын

@@not-so-smartaleck8987 that would've been a good reaction by Jerry, followed by one kramers crazy facial expressions.

@busking6292

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was 'she needs A little Kramer' as the 'A' makes it ambiguous whereas without the 'A' it's very suggestive.

@maitreyanoot3996

3 жыл бұрын

You look a bit like jimi hendrix

Elaine’s face on the reservation scene 💀

It’s like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people, and not caring. Lmao! Also Kramer definitely could’ve voiced 1950s commercials

@briandiltsmusic

3 жыл бұрын

Jerry grossed out: “It’s not like that at all!” Lol

@Alex-ip8zv

2 жыл бұрын

“Hey you know my friend Bob Sacamarto, he just got a job at a condom factory lmfaoooooooooo”

Kramers Hennigans commercials are the funniest things I’ve ever seen

"H, E, double-N, I..." 😆😆 This is my absolute favourite...

@roguesheep3083

4 жыл бұрын

Like the way he's just silly for a bit then passes out.

@brianlacapra5916

3 жыл бұрын

He can't even spell it right it sounds like he says h, e, double n r before jerry cuts him off

“Pity is very underrated...I like it, it’s good” Ahhh George

This is Gold Jerry, GOLD

The two best comedies, I love Lucy and Seinfeld. They will last forever!

She needs a little tenderness, a little understanding, a little Krammer

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

Kramer

That reservation bit is so true

In that last clip, George revealed he had a brother. I never noticed that before, and I don't believe he was ever seen or talked about other than that in the entire series. Interesting.

@bossfan49

3 жыл бұрын

Jerry and Elaine mentioned siblings early on as well.

I wach this show every day 😂😂😂#fan for life

no smell, no tell-Hennigans.

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

A breathalyzer would probably be able to "tell", anyway...

@polymathing

4 жыл бұрын

Cosmo was on fire there.. I'd buy any Scotch he's pitching

Hope Is Killing Me; My dream is to be hopeless . . .

@gullybop1695

3 жыл бұрын

"Hopelessness is the key." "It's my only hope." LOL!!

So hopelessness is the key? It's my only hope

@dustingreen7417

6 жыл бұрын

Scott Free my favorite line other than the answering machine... 🤣😂🤘

@normabuccianti2681

5 жыл бұрын

Seinfeld season 1

@Brainbuster

5 жыл бұрын

Mark the time, asshole.

@paulh0well

5 жыл бұрын

Scott Free ocf

@IslamOriginal14

5 жыл бұрын

Great dialogue 8:30

that parking skit at the end is part of my life

Season 3 is my personal favorite, imo. It still has a cozy vibe to it while poking fun at the mundane and minutiae of life while giving it a fun spin. It also has a handful of classic, strong episodes.

@Leo-qe3gl

Жыл бұрын

This cozy vibe is very important for me too 😊

@reen7044

Жыл бұрын

@@Leo-qe3gl define "cozy vibe" that's what I love about Seinfeld also but I can't put my finger on it. Also, how do you think they achieved that vibe?? Love to hear your opinion. Seriously. Other shows don't seem to do that.

@Leo-qe3gl

Жыл бұрын

@@reen7044 i watch an Episode tomorrow and try to discribe the cozy vibe. It is Hard to put it into words but i try.

@reen7044

Жыл бұрын

@@Leo-qe3gl thats great! I love to analyze stuff. Especially things in the media . So fascinating to me. That would be wonderful. Let me know what episode you watch and I'll try to watch same too. Btw...is there a way to watch full episodes of old Seinfelds just on You-Tube ???? Thx :)

@Leo-qe3gl

Жыл бұрын

@@reen7044 I'm going to watch "the Pick" and "the Movie". Season 4, Episode 13 and 14. Unfortunately there are no full Episodes on KZread. I watch on DVD.

always loved Seinfeld!!!

@suzycreamcheesez4371

6 жыл бұрын

still do

@anacarvalho5355

6 жыл бұрын

Pablo Vales ii

@1gothgal707

5 жыл бұрын

💯

@alancarmody8848

5 жыл бұрын

Adore the Seinfeld. I can’t get enough of the Seinfeld!

@RedDawgTN

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that TBS doesn't show the reruns in the mornings anymore. They replaced with the awful George Lopez sitcom. They show Seinfeld late at night sometimes and wait until Saturday morning or afternoon to have mini marathons of it.

How can this be a Best of Season 3 without the "Magic Loogie" scene? That's my favorite scene in the whole series.

Everyone connected with this show was brilliant.

4:37 Maybe my most favorite Seinfeld scene ever

4:38 the scene with the car reservation is so true lmao

Seinfeld is my number one a whole cast is beautiful

That rental car thing is so on point. My least favorite thing is when they try to tell you that a mid-size car is a full-size car. I know that there are not many full size cars anymore but they don't just get to change a car's classification all willy nilly.

It really made my day happier. I live in Bali, things are getting harder during pandemic, tourism places were closed and my business got affected badly. Today am waiting for the good news that our president will finally stop the lockdown but it seems like it is not gonna happen. Today is also Eid Adha which is one Hari Raya in islam. And i am sitting here with a big hope and prays for better future for all of us. . was beginning to cry but i stumbled into this old favorite comedy show and oh...i laughed totally bursting out loud when i saw Kramer. Thanks a lot for making my day, mates 😊 Cheers

I forgot how much I loved this show! It's great seeing these as an adult now! I actually understand! 😆😆😆😆

I totally believed in the hopelessness as my only hope theory too, it didn't work out.

Best TV show ever. RIP.

The whole season is hilarious 😂

I like seeing people talk and pay attention to each other. Everyone I know just looks at their phones all time.

@Emcostanza

3 жыл бұрын

Phone bad

3:08 Jerry was already cracking up

It took Seinfeld and Curb your enthusiasm for people to realize he was a genius. Jason told a story of him disagreeing with a scene. He said there is no way anyone would believe something so crazy could happen in real life. Larry's reply " it happened to me. " He is definitely 1 of a kind.

3:09 jerry trying hard not to laugh cos he knows what kramers going to say

Jerry’s disgust with George “it’s not like that at all” lmao

I'm rewatching seinfeld after all these years and realizing that season 3 is actually one of the better seasons. Much less random and silly and the characters were realistic

@arvindhmani06

2 жыл бұрын

It's probably my favorite season! When I was first watching it, season 3 was when I got hooked.

@Antonio_Serdar

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Season 2, 3, 4, 5 are absolutely brilliant. Season 1 is different but I like it. Season 6 and 7 are still very good, but the characters are getting a bit too crazy, George is just screaming a lot, not nearly as neurotic and subtle as in the first seasons. Season 8 and 9 are better than other sitcoms but really bad compared to 2-5.

@nomdeplume2213

2 жыл бұрын

It got wacky after Larry David left. I think he left after season 6 or 7..

@ALLANCHARLES-uu9cs

Жыл бұрын

I'm reading your comments 3 years after you wrote it and your comments are inaccurate and redundant.

@hedrickoYO

Жыл бұрын

@@ALLANCHARLES-uu9cs congrats you just wasted your energy replying something I don’t care to hear

"MY BOYS CAN SWIM" that is every man's dream haha

@KyleMoran626

5 жыл бұрын

Some day you'll know that those are the last words you want to hear. What you want to hear is, "I'm willing to take care of the problem"

@efisgpr

5 жыл бұрын

@@KyleMoran626 jeez.....we all came from somewhere. Come on. Some people are happy because they know they'll be great parents....even when it was unplanned.

@matthewrogers6866

4 жыл бұрын

More like a nightmare

@FlixCreEightR

3 жыл бұрын

No its not!

What am I hooked?!!!! Hhh was very fine line on Seinfeld lol

10:39 I never noticed that George mentions he has a brother in that scene.

@Xennox2

5 жыл бұрын

In "The Suicide" episode (Season 3), George mentions that he has a brother who impregnated a woman named Pauline.

@efisgpr

5 жыл бұрын

Wtf where is his brother? Damn, you'd think they could work him in ONCE. Poor bastard.

@TheBehm08

4 жыл бұрын

No One woah this necessitates an episode with his brother in it!

Seinfeld's is always good 😊

How did over a hundred people stumble upon this and dislike it? F.R.I.E.N.D.S. fans....

@sitcomsTV

5 жыл бұрын

Ah! So true.

“YAH! YOAH!” - Cosmo Kramer

Hopelessness is the key. It's my only hope. That's gold Jerry..gold.

Some people like seasons 4 and 5. Some like 7. Some like 8 and 9. I personally loved season 3. So many memorable episodes. "The Note," "The pen", The boyfriend. The best of comedy

It's so hard to believe that there are actual families like George's around.

@eboooo

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah my folks were like that but they divorced 2 years ago

@K8319M

5 жыл бұрын

ever had asian neighbours

@0mnicide

5 жыл бұрын

Is it though.

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't surprise me. (That's why the psychotherapy business is alive and well!)

@kanegarvey3188

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Jewish families?

5:09.. ."...the holding. *Anybody* can just *take* 'em!" ***Leans back and snaps at the air while looking left and right, emulating someone taking lots of reservations they have no intention of holding***

I wish they would just continue this show.

Seinfeld should have let Kramer continue the song for the whiskey ad 😅

Kramer was almost my favorite in Seinfeld hhhhh.

@RawDogTV

4 жыл бұрын

Who's ur fav?

The show wasn't even a hit yet in season 3 but so funny.

@FrostedSeagull

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently mid way through Season 3 there was a program formatting change by NBN i.e. the day & timeslot Seinfeld aired in was changed. What many Executives thought this 'daring read that as stupid move' would end Seinfeld. Like a Seinfeld episode, the EXACT opposite occurred. This timeslot change sent Seinfeld into the stratosphere in the US market, and a year later, the rest of the world. The same exact thing allegedly happened to The Big Bang Theory.

''She needs a little Kramer''

4:38 always my favorite part in the season. Too bad you didn't include the rest of the segment

@not-so-smartaleck8987

5 жыл бұрын

"in the season"? I wonder who the blonde actress was, playing the rental car agent.

Yo Yo Ma!!

One of my Top 5 favorites shows ever

This video is the BEST, Jerry - the BEST!

Its ashame - they dont make comedy like Seinfeld anymore. I love Jerry - his face Expression when we try not to laugh is so awesome.

10:36 George had a brother??!!

All I've learned from this is Seinfeld episodes can't be edited

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. This show never fails to male me laugh. My N# 1 comedy. Love it 😂

Oh that jump onto counter top!

It's so reassuring to see Elaine appears genuinely amused.

My boys can swim 😂😂😂

On the last clip George says his whole family has difficulty paying for parking , mother, father, brother. Who is George’s brother?

@sadiquebob

5 жыл бұрын

must be a lie ;)

@jamessandy5873

5 жыл бұрын

I'd like to hear from the writing team about this: Why didn't we see or at least hear more about the character of George's brother? According to one KZread user, George mentioned his brother only one other time during the run of the show (Season 3, "The Suicide").

@MeneTekelUpharsin

3 жыл бұрын

@Patrick Hogan George said his father is too

@bretthess6376

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's a marine biologist.

Beast season IMO, I am a big fan of the earlier seasons. The real Seinfeld is season 2 to 5!

Love it

Kramer yelping and slamming the table will never get old

Jerry gets everybody by questioning them. Smart move from New Yorker.lol.

So Susan is not the only woman who dated George and became a lesbian

@E.JayViera

5 жыл бұрын

Delilh But it didn’t take.

@frankthetank1369

3 жыл бұрын

He also killed Susan by mistake.

@b.atwater3904

3 жыл бұрын

She was already into carpet munching but thought she would take a walk on the wild side. Huge mistake... Huge !

@WorkNHard

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankthetank1369 some trivia: they killed her off the show because she did not jell well with the cast. There was an article that said nobody liked her and she made the scenes hard to shoot. 🤷‍♂️.

@frankthetank1369

3 жыл бұрын

@@WorkNHard I like the way she got killed off. George bought cheap envelopes for the wedding.

Bruhhh I’m sorry aside from his unfortunate slur at a comedy stand up. Kramer was pure gold in this show, why I felt like he was himself in here lmfaooooooo

Il migliore ..

I just had three shots of hennigans, and I don't smell. Lmao

i come here to read a positive comments section for a change

"Imagine...You can walk around drunk all day"😂😂😂

🎶 H, E, double N, I 🎶

My hope is to become hopeless is favorite funniest script in Seinfeld..

Love that green sweater.

George's face after Jerry says "it's not like that at all!" is so funny. you should have showed it.....

One of the last great tv shows....

I KNEW IT.......MY BOYS CAN SWIM

The best part You're fired. Well you didn't have to say it like that

Should I not have done that?

@candiromero9674

6 жыл бұрын

Allen Atkins

@MrWillman66

5 жыл бұрын

Was that wrong?

@Brainbuster

5 жыл бұрын

Mark the time, ass.

@efisgpr

5 жыл бұрын

7:25

@efisgpr

5 жыл бұрын

If anybody had said anything about that sort of thing being frowned upon...(LMAO wut)

7:43 Wow, I didn't know Jerry could do an exorcism!

Really sad that at 7:44 an iconic scene would NEVER be allowed to be made or aired today because nobody has a sense of humor anymore. Being able to see the humor in ones self rather than taking every joke as a personal attack is kind of a necessary skill to be successful in our society yet all thats preached now is have a thin skin and let everything make you sad. God this show was really the last hurrah for real sitcoms in 90's, the last best decade for music and movies and tv. Imagine if Fox tried making Married with Children today, wouldnt happen.

@Murtagh653

3 жыл бұрын

probably wouldn't have been allowed back then if it was a woman rather than a man

@leezaslofsky4438

2 жыл бұрын

@@Murtagh653 Yeah, people with a sense of humour enjoy watching a man tell a woman she should be ashamed of her body!

@leezaslofsky4438

2 жыл бұрын

Stop whining and watch Curb Your Enthusiasm. How many Emmys did it get? Did you see the show where everybody in a packed restaurant joins in yelling profanity? Or when Larry complained about a tickle in his asshole? That show completely disproves your whining complaint about "thin skin" and other right wing bullshit.

They broke the mold and destroyed the blueprints. No show ever like Seinfeld.

10:36 Didn't know George had a brother!