17:18 "Ohw.. aright. A womund's drinking poisoned. a-wu-ha-wha- wha- she dies- wh-why did she die..? Show your work." -Daniel Avidaniel

@ninjaboylaoprime

5 жыл бұрын

Leigh Daniel Avidaniel

@theman.4140

5 жыл бұрын

I READ THIS AS IT HAPPENED

@ladycavalier

4 жыл бұрын

the comment i came here for

@annn2780

3 жыл бұрын

the poison was poisoned

@hello-jy9hf

3 жыл бұрын

this made me laugh really fucking hard and i needed that today

"A woman's drinking poison... and - and she dies. ....why? ...... show your work"

@MegDoesStuff0

6 жыл бұрын

mood

@BigT.Larrity

5 жыл бұрын

She choked on an ice cube

@JonTheGeek

5 жыл бұрын

Math class like.

@2HandHangerDunksOnly

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking wow. I used to make jokes like this all the time

@alolamao833

5 жыл бұрын

Alright. So, if X is the woman, Y is the poison, and Z is being alive. If Z is positive, then the woman is alive. If Z is negative, the woman is dead. X = 100 for this example. 100 + Y = Z Z Solve for Z. In order to find Z, we must first find Y. If 100 + Y = Z, and Z So if we plug in the numbers... 100 + (-101) = Z Z = -1. Which means the woman dies. In conclusion, and to answer the original question... ... The muppets faked the moon landing.

I would laugh so hard if one day they're playing while they're super tired and all of a sudden only Arin is talking and he's just like, "Dan...?" And Dan's just dead asleep.

@AJeager36

6 жыл бұрын

Sonicthehedgehoggirl it would honestly be super adorable. XD

@AliceinDisneyWorld1125

5 жыл бұрын

Bonus round: they play with Brian, and all you can hear is his obnoxiously loud snoring.

@courtney2212

5 жыл бұрын

It finally happened in their Euro Truck Simulator playthrough 👍

@houdini9739

5 жыл бұрын

Courtney what episode?

@courtney2212

5 жыл бұрын

Houdini there are actually two instances - I think from the same recording session! Euro Truck Simulator Pt 1 around 11:10 and then Radical Heights Pt 2 at 12:00

I love how violent sleepy dan's threats are, and how much scarier they would be outside of any situation but this one

@reaperluvr6984

5 жыл бұрын

you mean, you're NOT supposed to threaten to fuck your friends' face when theyre getting on your nerves?

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

Sleepy dan is weirdly terrifying.

@brandonwalther114

3 жыл бұрын

Jhenee P Po

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonwalther114 yup

@fibee622

2 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know where Dan says to arin he's going to eat his pelvis, its constantly in my head but I can't remember where from

Closest we'll get to Drunk Grumps

@sanbell

7 жыл бұрын

BMO The Sailor or High Grumps

@elyasmacherawb

7 жыл бұрын

wouldnt that just be the st patrick's day videos?

@cassie9381

7 жыл бұрын

BMO The Sailor rrefty WTF Dr5

@tashfeenahmad1487

7 жыл бұрын

g

@beef-rj2yd

7 жыл бұрын

BMO The Sailor stout train

Funny how the Sleepy Train always finds its way to Sassy Town.

@noaedlund

6 жыл бұрын

well, trains do follow a specific track

@Tyler-bp4md

5 жыл бұрын

Noa Edlund Are you suggesting that their episodes follow a script?

@the_polar_bears_got_me

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tyler-bp4md no 😐

@colin_throws

5 жыл бұрын

The only way to read this is in Danny's voice

@alyssaohaver7195

4 жыл бұрын

I was the 1000th like to this comment and I don’t know how to feel about that

“he died doing what he loved.....killing himself” i found this funnier because i haven’t slept for 2 days.

@galladegamer3579

4 жыл бұрын

Please, timestamp Edit: found it! It's 27:24

@algorithmus1365

2 жыл бұрын

Are you okay?

@Lucifersfursona

2 жыл бұрын

It’s so beautiful My favorite of all time is Jenny Nicholson’s “he died as he lived: wasting my time.”

"The woman dies, why? *Show your work* " I freaking died

@sp8cey

5 жыл бұрын

Randomness823 so did the woman

@sevven777

4 жыл бұрын

Show your work.

@theamericanyoutuber

4 жыл бұрын

It was the enchiladas. They done it.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@sevven777 is because the poison..was poisoned

@galladegamerletsplays

3 жыл бұрын

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 *long gasp* fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I'm an IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIOT!

I love falling asleep to this one, it feels like you're hanging out with friends and falling as sleep while they're still playing at like four in the morning and it's just lovely

@skippythealien9627

Жыл бұрын

whenever i was at friends' places as a kid having sleepovers, i was always the first one to fall asleep lmfaoooo. i think i stayed up successfully like once haha

@j-pastel-yellow

Жыл бұрын

when i was like 10 i was staying over at a friend’s house, and we were in his room playing super paper mario for hours, and finally at like 3:00 am we both fell asleep at pretty much the same time. that night solidified my love of that game. we legit spent the entire night watching spy kids 3 while playing yugioh, eating uncooked top ramen, and later on playing super paper mario. good times man. i don’t really know why i’m writing all this, but whatever. this definitely feels like being at a sleepover though

these comps are getting randomer and randomer. dont stop

@skrrskrr

6 жыл бұрын

Bub the Zombie ashully its "more random" but that doesnt matter caus this is the internet and on the internet everyone is entitled to they're own opinion. lol jk

@BitterSweetAerith

6 жыл бұрын

TeddieZombieKiller 157 Curse you and your grammar baiting

@skrrskrr

6 жыл бұрын

Panty waht?

@skrrskrr

6 жыл бұрын

Panty lol jk

@sage1613

4 жыл бұрын

TeZoKi their*

Watching sleepy grumps while sleepy is the best

@Stankboi

7 жыл бұрын

It is

@secrfidr

7 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining we're 'up at 3 a.m with barley any sleep for the past week' buddies

@adrienso3ia

7 жыл бұрын

god HARD same

@RedStella28

7 жыл бұрын

Same. I feel like I'm understanding them more this way when I don't zone out from lack of sleep xD

@thewolfofthestars1847

7 жыл бұрын

It is absolutely 2 AM right now

Dan's little giggle at 7:41 is the purest thing I've ever heard

@tuliptears

4 жыл бұрын

It’s adorable and small

@stabbamonroll

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen laughing tho...that right there is angelic

"It could've been 3 years it could be 2017" Oh yeah I forgot that it took them basically 3 or 4 years to finish pokemon firered.

23:51 is my favorite part. Dan: Comin in left channel, comin in right channel Arin: (laughing) You're just sitting there completely stationary

24:37 The exact moment Dan and Arin switch roles

@Nobody-707

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Williamson yes

During Yoshi's Cookie part 2, I just imagine Arin and Danny recreating the boat scene from Road to El Dorado. They're so tired and talking mindless shit, they just rest back to back against each other on the couch.

@ishikajordan7320

6 жыл бұрын

ᏰᏗşιℓ that would be beautiful.

@jordanthecommander6977

6 жыл бұрын

I demand fan art

@littleblueclovers

6 жыл бұрын

ᏰᏗşιℓ I see a lot of parallels between El dorado and Game grumps.

@lilysider1733

6 жыл бұрын

ᏰᏗşιℓ oh my goodness that’s such a beautiful imagination.

@krell.1415

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordanthecommander6977 the road to el grumprado

Somebody's takin a train to sleepy-time junction

@aaronjones592

7 жыл бұрын

Ashleigh Ross somebody is so tired, he can barley function

@NimuhoVS

6 жыл бұрын

*ALL ABOOOOAAAARRDDDD*

@thebrinklisht7346

6 жыл бұрын

*CRIES THE ENGINEER*

@unipotatoprincess4950

6 жыл бұрын

SLEEPYTIME JUNCTION IS SO NEEAAR!

@omniscientbean3708

6 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant

“The poison was poisoned.” -Daniel Avidaniel

@galladegamer3579

4 жыл бұрын

She died. Why did she die? Show your work.

dans tired "this guy's a nightmare" is possibly my favorite game grumps quote. its so simple and calm

48:25 reminded me of one of my nieces (in this case, it's the youngest of the two, and she's 5). She knows that I don't like being affectionate and accepting affection, so naturally she jumps at every opportunity to rush at me and give me a big hug or, after being scolded by her mom about respecting other peoples' "bubbles," walking up to me very slowly with her arms outstretched and ask if she can please "hugs?" Most recently, one Saturday morning I went downstairs to make myself coffee and breakfast and the pair were sitting at the table already eating, because little kids always wake up early as fuck for no apparent reason. The older one, who's 7 (she also knows that I don't like affection), said to her sister, "I wish aunt Emily liked hugs EVERY morning!" To which the youngest gave her best impression of a 'Bruh' face and replied "That's never gonna happen." A time before that, I was sitting on the couch and the youngest decided to come sit next to me. At first she left a generous enough amount of space between us, but changed her mind, leaned in SSSUUUUUUUPER CLOSE to me, and whispered this in my ear: "I'm close to you."

@bucketheadmud

5 жыл бұрын

O h n o

@pogpogpurinn

5 жыл бұрын

Haha that gave me a giggle

@Molteniceee

4 жыл бұрын

that's kinda terrifying

@althelor

3 жыл бұрын

That is both creepy, and absolutely adorable.

@Lucifersfursona

2 жыл бұрын

“I’m close to you :)” “You like krabby patties don’t you squidward :)”

"We got a baker's dozen of these things" "Ha, that's right. We have 12!" Guys. A baker's dozen is 13...

@anotheridentitycrisis354

4 жыл бұрын

shhhhhzzzz

@abyssalnothingness

2 жыл бұрын

No it's 12 in America fun fact and British people say 13

@shadowwolf6236

2 жыл бұрын

It's fine, they're tired.

@thinmintthemonkey2435

Жыл бұрын

@@abyssalnothingness No, its 13. A dozen is 12, a "bakers dozen" is 13. There is a specific difference.

When Danny was like 'your lucky I remember my name' I thought for like ten seconds before remembering mine

@secrfidr

7 жыл бұрын

It's 3:04 a.m I have gotten ten hours of sleep for the last three days please help

Dan comes up with really clever threats when he's tired omfg

0:59 Timestamp for the "At age six I was born without a face" joke. You're gonna need it.

Would it be possible to get an "Arin doesn't know movies and Dan is somehow still shocked" compilation at some point?

@jaken6462

6 жыл бұрын

There already is one!

@thehammurabichode7994

2 жыл бұрын

But back in ancient times, Arin told Jon he "knows movies" so what's up with that

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

​@@thehammurabichode7994cause he worked at blockbuster but he didn't actually watch alot of movies, and he knew alot for the customers because he enjoyed his job.

Arin: Why r u saying random words all of a sudden? Danny: *Laughs* Its a classic way to make a sentence GameGrumps - 2017

I've been up all night, and that Dairy Queen story killed me harder than it's ever killed me before. I just went straight past laughing into crying.

@venuztrvp

6 жыл бұрын

It was the poison joke for me

@venuztrvp

6 жыл бұрын

A woman is drinking poison. She dies? Why does she die? Show your work.

@Euroviking86

6 жыл бұрын

Jokes really are the best when you're tired.

@KamekSans

6 жыл бұрын

I gotta riddle for ya. A guy walks up to a girl. He asks her out. She says no. The fuck is up with that?!

@houdini9739

5 жыл бұрын

Kamek Sans I mean, I’m a nice guy!!

do you ever just watch a video so pure that you start crying

@nulliebee9236

7 жыл бұрын

I don't remember writing this comment was I seriously _that_ tired?

@venuztrvp

6 жыл бұрын

Legend

@nulliebee9236

6 жыл бұрын

Venuz ψ ah yes

@weirdcat8373

6 жыл бұрын

Song of Storms There's a evil looking man on your profile pic btw.

@user-bm6rb3ty6k

6 жыл бұрын

Has anyone ever told you you have the best profile picture ever

"At age 6 i was born without a face" Quote of the century Edit: wow thank you all for the likes and the love

@groove4528

7 жыл бұрын

Arcane Sniper I was fucking around and used that quote in a throwaway fiction assignment in English and my teacher was like," you gotta write a full story of this" so I wrote some shit and used game grumps to win an award

@arcanesniper3872

7 жыл бұрын

Emotional G-k that is amazing 😂

@tashfeenahmad1487

7 жыл бұрын

njxgdjvcvccfs

@tashfeenahmad1487

7 жыл бұрын

Tashfeen

@karenlawrence8995

7 жыл бұрын

1:04

At 10:45 I just lost it " Batman I won't stand for this "

While the pokemon red hiatus was infamous, i never realized that since the footage was lost, we got kirby's dream course. Pretty good trade

*All aboard cries the engineer! Sleepytime Junction is so near!*

Gotta love sleepy angry Danny.

@sweetpea2604

2 жыл бұрын

Dan’s threat at 22:21-22:26 actually, kinda turned me on 😳😳😳

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweetpea2604 considering the shit I'm into, I can't judge

@surethingsport6346

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweetpea2604 be ashamed

4:46 "hey welcome back to game grumps it is 3 in the morning" *looks at clock and it's ACTUALLY 3am*

"A woman is drinking poison. Oh she dies? Why does she die? Show your work."

A woman is drinking ice cubes while the man is drinking poison, yet only he drinks iced tea. Why did she die?

@ggm4382

7 жыл бұрын

King Darunia The poison is inside the poison!

@thinmintthemonkey2435

6 жыл бұрын

Because she had no face and couldn't breathe

@alteredgauge1679

6 жыл бұрын

Show your work

@dromalloma2651

6 жыл бұрын

King Darunia Did the man previously build up an immunity to iocaine powder?

@memenazi7078

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz the horses name was Fryday

My favorite sleepy Game Grumps quotes "At age six, I was born without a face" "Batman, could you pass the mustard?"

@codywrzesinski6877

Жыл бұрын

“It’s the mustard he deserves.”

38:34 Arin's shriek is my favorite thing about this video what even was that

My prayers have been answered THANK YOU

They need to be tired more again.

@ggm4382

7 жыл бұрын

The guy that dislikes every video. Thank you kind sir, for not disliking my video.

@theresonly1bigb

7 жыл бұрын

I do dislike it, however, I refrain from clicking dislike for my respect for the Grumps.

@ggm4382

7 жыл бұрын

The guy that dislikes every video. (:

@aj-dj3rp

7 жыл бұрын

do you dislike every video?

@cheesewizard3965

7 жыл бұрын

aj yes, but he doesn't dislike it

35:17 The most tired a person has ever sounded.

Sleepy Dan being the saltiest mofo is big mood

6:06 me too Arin us too 20:06 “D-E-double-dh-...” 21:06 “I beluuhv in you...” 28:06 “hereicome...” 40:04 I can’t math that fast even when consciously trying to at full awake power. 43:36

The Batman one destroyed me completely.

This proves my theory that people are the cutest when they are sleepy

Okay I'm almost positive that there was one episode where it was the end card and they were both incredibly tired and they were like "maybe we can just sleep here" and Dan's like "no dude but we gotta go home" and it was really cute but I can't find it I can guarantee it wasn't in the mario 64 playthrough bc I just marathoned that and it wasn't there

@jjocsings2885

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever find it?

@suzanabraxton7039

2 жыл бұрын

Yoshi's cookie, the second episode

@Alabaster1223

2 жыл бұрын

@@suzanabraxton7039 I owe you my life

I'm waiting for one of them to fall asleep and the other one doesn't wanna wake the other one up so the rest of the episode they're just super quiet and happy

@theamericanyoutuber

4 жыл бұрын

I... i want it

0:57 "at age six i was born without a face"

I would love to see an "Animate-A-Grump" for the Yoshi's Cookie episodes. Even if it was abridged to just the more interesting parts, it would be really long and really wonderful.

@AOTAvids

6 жыл бұрын

Be the change you want to see in the world. Lol

18:03 is great! "I mean, seriously. I'M A NICE GUY!!"

But dan, it IS 2017

@bluesnowfox361

7 жыл бұрын

BUT THIS IS CALIFORNIA!!!

@El_the_Dragon

7 жыл бұрын

Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUN😱

@alexxsslater3169

7 жыл бұрын

Energyhawk 1 but it's Japan

@lanerose2165

7 жыл бұрын

Energyhawk 1 that's exactly what I was thinking XD

@sinkdishes

7 жыл бұрын

Energyhawk 1 haha

burtersner still kills me every time

@mattcarlson6047

6 жыл бұрын

Burtersner you leave bartersnar alone...

@Waluiginumberone

5 жыл бұрын

Danglepeen

@yancamb2202

7 ай бұрын

"This guy's a nightmare."

“A womund’s drinking poisoned. W-a-w-ho- wa- she dies, how did she die? Show your work.” 17:21

@Sheamuscz

11 ай бұрын

Bruh, Dan sounds so drunk when he says it, I love it.

The iced tea riddle!!!! I tried to tell that one to my mom when I came out of anesthetics for the first time! I messed it up too

I would love to see a compilation of Dan and Arin talking/saying nice things about the other Grumps. Or impersonation them

One of my favourite things is letting myself get so tired that I balance in between sleepy and alert, so it just feels like I'm going insane but I'm super chill about it.

That Bruce Wayne sequence will forever be one of my favorite things ever

@MegDoesStuff0

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Reddest Obviously you meant Batman Wayne

@AtlasBlizzard

12 күн бұрын

Dumbass Lucius Fox is an amazing character 😂

"At the age of six, I was born without a face..." Has anyone animated that yet?

This is 1000% funnier when you’re also exhausted

@Sheamuscz

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! It's literally 0:27 AM for me right now and I can't stop laughing for some reason. :D

Am I the only person who thinks that Dan and Arin look like the main protagonists from The Road to El Dorado?

@extraawful2688

6 жыл бұрын

Demon_Mario64 *Arin

@FancyNobu

6 жыл бұрын

You're not alone :3

@jordanthecommander6977

6 жыл бұрын

Yes! And I need fan art

@christianmcpherson6447

6 жыл бұрын

That’s scary accurate.

@Alexisdeitrich

4 жыл бұрын

YES FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO GETS IT

42:15- Does Dan snort? Or was that Arin? Either way, it was fucking adorable

@levi_ackerman_119

2 жыл бұрын

T’was sir Daniel.

"I dont even kno what hapned to Cleopatra." "heres the thing, i went to a fukkin.. museum-" "goood fur you." "what? that's not the end of the story." "oh.. i thought... thought you were just bragging."

Batman: coMISSionER GORdon Commissioner Gordon: oh hey bruce Batman: wHAT

Tired Dan- the weird cousin to Steely Dan

Thanks, I needed that compilation so much! The only thing better than sleepy Grumps is Opioid Arin.

12:20 This giggle fit is adorable. 21:33 ... He's tried... eating fiber makes it heavier and easier to pass. 35:01 That's legit the most tired I've ever heard Dan. 37:35 The episode where they kinda sorta phase-switch personalities for a sec. 42:30 Giiggglllesss. 45:52 Roman soldier helmet.

The fucking DQ story. Jesus.

@ghetcish

7 жыл бұрын

Its some tub girl level shit.

BURTERSNER

@ThePrincessPoison

7 жыл бұрын

Red Pillow BARTERSNAR

Sleepy Danny giggles are the purest thing to ever exist. Period

@wickeddeetz999

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

Is it me, or are the grumps even funnier when they're tired?

18:04 a guy stops a girl on the street. He asks her out, she says no. The fuck is up with that??? “I mean seriously, I’m a nice guy”

there's was one time I was half asleep playing gta online and I was thinking about kimonos and I thought someone was talking about Japan and I randomly go "kimonos are from Japan" and everyone goes deadly silent and I think about it 5 minutes later and go oh wait I was awake did I say that and everyone starts laughing I was so lost I just started laughing too..

@sugabby964

4 жыл бұрын

stabulous Koda this... this is what life is about. Thank you for making me laugh 😂

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

stabulous Koda that's so cute!

I play this at night when I can't sleep, it takes my mind off whatever is bothering me and I go right to bed.

5:06 my favorite part of this entire video lmao😂😂😂

18:06 I agree with Arin’s riddle, and I feel as if it speaks for me.

17:49 woah, Dan's laugh starts to sound like Arin's laugh at the end of it

I'm working myself to death for college and I feel this video on a spiritual level.

@aj-dj3rp

7 жыл бұрын

yeah rip

Looks like someone's taking the train to sleepy time junction!

@marchmacabre

5 жыл бұрын

CLIMB ABOARDDDDDDD

@galladegamer3579

4 жыл бұрын

ALL ABOOOAAARD CRIED THE ENGINEEEEEER

At age 6 i was born without a face

@secrfidr

7 жыл бұрын

rlly omg me too

Tired Dan: grump Tired Arin: not so grump

Sleepy Gaming with Dan should be it's own series.

@genesisknight9948

3 жыл бұрын

I'd subscribe.

“Uh- w- what happens to theeee *bleeeeeugh* I cant =n=“ -Dan the snoozer

Them being tired is transmitting through the video unto me

"Batman, could you pass the mustard?" WTF this is just randomly funny

"This guy's a nightmare" never gets old

Omg Arin’s “Dan and Arin as children” story had me dying 😂😂😂😂 you can tell he’s so goddamn tired and Dan’s just like “I am so unamused” but then just starts laughing too. I fucking love sleepy Grumps.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE Also, the woman died because the poison was poison. Galaxy brain

You make the best compilations on KZread. So much work put into it. Every upload you do brings many smiles to my face and thousands of others! :)

this feels like a sleepover and everyone is trying to pull an all nighter but failing

"It could've been 3 years! it could be 2017" wow I didn't realise pokemon was so long ago

It's like me. When I get tipsy/ drink, I can keep my composure and morals. Get me tired and Fatigued and I'll do and say things that wouldn't cross my mind usually. Sleepy Drunk is dangerous but fun.

I thought that the sonic game was bad but at 23:45 you can literally see sonic teleport closer to the group. They could have waited like one more second as it pans up but nope, this game sucks Also, half the time I can barely tell between jump cuts and character transitions

@sadpatheticshrimp

3 жыл бұрын

its sonic boom and its terrible

the fucking batman thing gets me every goddamn time

"I kinda like tired dan!!"

I'm watching this at 4:20 in the morning, how fitting

I have to go wash my blanket because hearing sleepy Dan threatening to crack Arins back made me laugh so hard my coffee came out my nose

Now imagine if they were high.

@n0b0dyspecia19

6 жыл бұрын

That was just the Grumps Dream Course LP for a few episodes

This really is best enjoyed when you yourself are sleepy too. I frequently have to pause or I might actually hurt myself with too much laughter.

OMG I have somehow never heard the "Batman" bit from the fire red playthrough, one of the funniest grumps moments I've ever heard, literally in tears laughing

After watching this I immediately fell asleep and had the best sleep I've had in months so thank you. Also I had a very strange and interesting dream involving a labyrinth so I guess I'll thank you for that too

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

TheWolfoftheStars what happened