"I do not take the lawn with me when I leave" "I was right to trust you with it then"

@xArcangel32x

4 жыл бұрын

That shit made me lol hard XD

@nothingbutsadnessok5566

4 жыл бұрын

@@xArcangel32x this'll probably be the first time my mind actually read lol into laughing out loud

@CorynthianLeather

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@angrydragonslayer

3 жыл бұрын

I wish i had mexicans instead of gypsies here

@Bruh-ji3jk

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrydragonslayer u in slovakia?

carter actually committing murder in an effort to prove that peter committed murder has got to be one of carter’s best big brain moments

@newguy371

2 жыл бұрын

Plus he didn't have to pay the hooker. Double win!

@speedymolasses3062

Жыл бұрын

@@newguy371 now we have the hooker AND the money

@brentdoesfood

Жыл бұрын

​@@newguy371 he got the Hooker's money too which is a triple win

@pop-culturecinephile8144

Жыл бұрын

If he existed in real life and did that, he’d be in prison

@JKBDTS

2 ай бұрын

@@pop-culturecinephile8144 No way

Carter is basically an older version of Stewie

@federicomacias1946

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Stewie inherited his attitude

@sylwesterszwedzki9714

4 жыл бұрын

So ture man!

@ssmuikakarot6057

4 жыл бұрын

I never put that together.

@jacobkim3690

3 жыл бұрын

If he was not gay

@TweekLudwig

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Bond And that's why Lois attended a Neo-Nazi KKK homophobic rally. Family Guy funny.

"Peter called me right after he killed my daughter to tell me he killed my daughter" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@edwardrichtofen4025

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kaCErJuDXZncdNo.html

@edwardrichtofen4025

4 жыл бұрын

@gaming plays to close out of a conversation

@edwardrichtofen4025

4 жыл бұрын

@gaming plays kzread.info/dash/bejne/kaCErJuDXZncdNo.html

@lslngb6034

4 жыл бұрын

"shows video of him murdering someone, IN COURT"

@danryan9015

4 жыл бұрын

I read that as he said that

Carter being "obtuse" is his very best moment for me.

@Weedeater58

7 жыл бұрын

BigStoucheMcGee c'mon acute was way better.

@christianlynch5507

7 жыл бұрын

Why couldn't he be 'right' or 'straight'?

@fatwhiteman986

7 жыл бұрын

yea i liked both i was like OMG ITS LINES H/aha/ahh

@evancheese4898

4 жыл бұрын

He should of adding a 180

@largenome9512

4 жыл бұрын

\_ obtuse

"That sounds like a lot of work. Go to hell!" One of my favorite FG lines.

@rayray72jr20

7 жыл бұрын

Henry-Bart FG= Family guy lines dude

@charlyngeeming3523

6 жыл бұрын

actually theres a what the hell in every episodes its just sometimes its on different form.

@amyrose4ever157

5 жыл бұрын

achraf joundi Oops found the incel

@downydavid9116

5 жыл бұрын

@@amyrose4ever157 lmao

@gagemead27

4 жыл бұрын

Me, when people want me to sell them a small bud of weed.

"Why are you naked in my house!?" "Uh... Why aren't you?" "...You're all right, Griffin."

@th3gov3rnm3nt

3 жыл бұрын

What video then?

@lasthope3237

3 жыл бұрын

Please give me a link to this video

@patrickdwts

2 жыл бұрын

@@lasthope3237 kzread.info/dash/bejne/hqdqtqale7OWhpc.html

@l0ne__ang3l4

2 жыл бұрын

Classic 😭😭💀

@maxpayne4129

2 жыл бұрын

This is what I was looking for

Funny how he hates Peter so much yet he's literally just a high class version of his son in law.

@tristanthomas5006

2 жыл бұрын

He's scapegoating so people don't know about his actions. Or don't think as badly of them.

@darthmader057mmm6

Жыл бұрын

This is facts.

@hyena234thekids7

Жыл бұрын

and even then,his "hate' is more so annoyance and such than actual hate.

@spongebobswindow7472

Жыл бұрын

he probably hates himself

@marcuslong9761

11 ай бұрын

Bingo. Peter literally turns into Carter in the ep that he takes over his company. The only reason Carter dislikes Peter is bc hes poor.

"You're being obtuse!" "What did you call me?" *LOL*

@maddy9362

5 жыл бұрын

No, now you're being acute.

@pdtrx4900

4 жыл бұрын

Obtuse

@TheBrokenOwl

4 жыл бұрын

Obtuse, you're being obtuse..

@theemirofjaffa2266

3 жыл бұрын

Two months in a hole or am I being obtuse?

@qreuesant-4349

3 жыл бұрын

I think you're right. (Pun 100% intended).

"Good luck, hope you like weird boobs." Man, Carter has no chill.

@jehehehedias5881

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@shark8996

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@whyareyoureadingmyname5854

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@rake483

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@nightswalker582

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

"You pay me now?" 😂😂😂

@plzcallmed9070

6 жыл бұрын

Wow I died 🤣😂😂😂🤣

@NivekTheEnigma

5 жыл бұрын

*shoots @Wow *takes money from Wallet

@zoidlloyd7736

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm quote the Asian hooker might it of been a first time he like those type women uh hi welcome back Carter (kotter)

@zoidlloyd7736

5 жыл бұрын

Oh u mean her @TeenGenius94 well yes but this technically was simulation do it qualify for it being made up ?

@therealkingtytrill2661

5 жыл бұрын

🔥🔫

0:26 Lmao look at Peters eyes wtf

@cherrycreamsoda4253

5 жыл бұрын

The left one didn’t even move

@blankblank5409

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Marston what boobs?

@monkeymunchie9717

5 жыл бұрын

I love this episode and I never noticed it

@QuantumPlayz

5 жыл бұрын

0:25

@darthhidious887

5 жыл бұрын

@@QuantumPlayz what happen I don't see anything

"just give me one little touch" "NO!" "i hate this ,i uh uh i hate my life! "

@zoidlloyd7736

5 жыл бұрын

Mm mm very good John Phillips 😡😡😡

@pure.precision

5 жыл бұрын

That was sick man

@Crazylegoman3791

5 жыл бұрын

reachforacreech 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@rampagerichard

5 жыл бұрын

That was me and my girlfriend 😢😂

@nekroncifer9427

5 жыл бұрын

@@rampagerichard are you the girlfriend?

"is there really salmon there?" omfg

@jakepaul2.060

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Clinton Idk

@huluandebayman

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Clinton mr former president. It's a honor to see this comment.

@christianlynch5507

7 жыл бұрын

Hugh Jayness: I'd like to buy my profile picture back from you.

@pizzatime4700

7 жыл бұрын

Well how much dose a sliver snake cost?

@abrahamvillegas3120

6 жыл бұрын

Pedro Gomes lol 😆 😝 😂

Carter sounds like the kind of person that never got to be a kid and is just trying to make the most of it as an old man 😂😂😂

@corundum-voidlessm6480

3 жыл бұрын

lol ikr

“I’m fat and I’m stupid and I fart at times that ruin my father in law’s social occasions and that’s why I’m never invited to them.” 😂

@mealcantor9404

3 жыл бұрын

"You pay me now?"

@thanostime7394

3 жыл бұрын

Gun shot

@rosalinamacarita01

3 жыл бұрын

*proceeds to steal money from her purse*

@corundum-voidlessm6480

3 жыл бұрын

Mike Wazowski: Now let’s watch my favorite part again. S h a l l w e ? Carter: *gun shot again*

@KaijuForceNeo

6 ай бұрын

Real question: How does he just get away with shooting a girl on tape?

"That sounds like a lot of work, GO TO HELL!" 😂👌

@randomness727

7 жыл бұрын

Dork Jedi. "Carter! Carter what are we here for." 😂

@swiggityswootyimcominfodat7078

7 жыл бұрын

Dork Jedi Revan is awesome

@Urmom-dd1mh

6 жыл бұрын

Dork Jedi Lol your picture is my Facebook profile pic lmao

@saulm.martinez5974

6 жыл бұрын

Me

@contrast2038

5 жыл бұрын

When I read it, Carter said that 😂😂😂

Honestly he, mayor west and stewie are the best in the show

@billjr6195

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron Mackellar and Quagmire

@mrmackellar3337

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Jr of course how could I forget

@billjr6195

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron Mackellar sarcasm

@mrmackellar3337

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Jr I wasn't being sarcastic

@billjr6195

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron Mackellar u were

"Wish I could talk to ghost, that be *sweeeeet* !"

@idgaf1241

3 жыл бұрын

Go medium

" i want my drugs" 😂😂😂

@MobCrusher

4 жыл бұрын

What are drugs?

@serenitythelightone7541

4 жыл бұрын

... I don’t think this is the call I was expecting..

3:27 lmao that's a stop sign!

@ramonabdiel10

6 жыл бұрын

327th

@goon2581

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Rodgers 3

@jasonjason5325

4 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious!!

@SlimKim3

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of Grandad plays with a gun and shoots it at their granddaughter while they're driving?

@DMac4214

3 жыл бұрын

2,001th like

I want my drugs

@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think this is the call I was expecting.

@thebigmoosy9706

5 жыл бұрын

Are you the guy?

@dumbeldore9067

5 жыл бұрын

@@thebigmoosy9706 im a guy

@jalencoley7868

5 жыл бұрын

@@dumbeldore9067 I want my drugs

@expeditopena5466

5 жыл бұрын

@@jalencoley7868 say my name -walter white

Unlike the show itself, Carter gets better and more likable after every season, idk why.

@GenesicKaiser

4 жыл бұрын

Probably because they run with his rich bastard character without trying to pretend he's anything more most of the time. We know the drill with Family Guy now, one of the characters (Peter, Brian, Quagmire, Lois etc) does something stupid or assholish and pisses people off. They realize they crossed the line, give this 'I'm sorry I did that, please forgive me' moment, then next episode they do the same stuff again. Carter has fun with being an asshole and loves it. And when he does have a sincere moment like when he almost was divorced from Babs, it showed that he does realize how out of touch he is and needs someone of his own age. If anything his out of touch, old fart nature works more for him still being a jerk since he's too set in his ways to not be a dick to younger/poorer people.

@skyapexxx

8 ай бұрын

Show is still as strong as ever

@magazinestew5197

3 ай бұрын

@@skyapexxxit really isn’t

@captainblocker4324

27 күн бұрын

@@magazinestew5197family guy is peak televsion

@jackalazzerking3219

12 күн бұрын

​@skyapexxx No shot lol, i don't think it's bad, but some of the jokes drag on for wayyyyyy to long. I personally still like it though, but saying it's as good as it was is delusional.

“Hello?” “Hello.” “Whose this?” “Whose this?” “Carter, whose this?” “I don’t know.” “Do you have my OxyContin?” “What?” “Are you the guy?” “I’m a guy” “I want my drugs.” “What are drugs?” *long pause* “I don’t think this is the call I was expecting.” *hangs up* 😂😂😂😂

@Wolfie_2045

4 жыл бұрын

Carter is fucking hilarious 😂😂

@eugenehughgene4271

4 жыл бұрын

no fucking way that we watched the same video. no goddamn chance

@evand1avat1s

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Lopez iiiuuuuiiiii don’t wanna get close I haven’t been the the same since i lost my bro

@vermegi

4 жыл бұрын

Omg i die in this part

@vermegi

4 жыл бұрын

So fucking genius

Best character on the show

@bridgethickey507

7 жыл бұрын

zzFishstick he is crap

@zzFishstick

7 жыл бұрын

Bridget Hickey Alright Bridget

@J8D2

7 жыл бұрын

Adam west and the shady salesman from the earlier series :).

@trapperb6412

7 жыл бұрын

T Scott wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

@pinkplight9992

7 жыл бұрын

zzFishstick you forget how gang he is.

I love how Carter is rich and everything but acts like a two bit thug when they sell Meg the weed lmao "What was that for"..."Now we have the weed and the money"

@andrew_4747

5 жыл бұрын

He'd lost all his money in that episode.

@timbuckthe2nd642

4 жыл бұрын

How do you think he got all that money?

@youtubestudiosucks978

2 жыл бұрын

@@safari-my1px i bought your parents. Now their mine and you dont have any parents anymore. So technically your parents are death. It's a loophole abuse

@djsnobodycares6065

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking A 😂🤣🤣🤣

@user-unos111

10 ай бұрын

@@timbuckthe2nd642 I got the impression he is one of those "born in a old money family" kind of guys. It would explain a lot of his behaviour.

"I dont take lawn with me" "Then I was right to trust you with it!" LOL XD

I love when Carter and Peter interact, it always leads to some funny gags

"That sounds like a lot of work "lmfao

@andresneira637

5 жыл бұрын

Go the hell

@jalencoley7868

5 жыл бұрын

@@andresneira637 carter!Carter! What-what are we here for?

@cattata01yt56

4 жыл бұрын

@@jalencoley7868 alright,alright,alright!im,I'm gonna try.

"what do Jews like? um SALMON! there's salmon over here"

@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd

6 жыл бұрын

Is there really salmon over there?

@eit2000

4 жыл бұрын

as a jew I see this correct

@eliezerrabbinowitz4180

4 жыл бұрын

@@eit2000 Yeah, but I prefer Gefilte Fish over Salmon

@eit2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@eliezerrabbinowitz4180 are you serious achi?

@eit2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@eliezerrabbinowitz4180 the best is shawarma lol

*Knocks out Meg:* "Now we have both the pot and money." Gotta give him props for planning 😂🤣

"You're being obtuse." Carter: _/

@4lshittyeenjoyer550

3 жыл бұрын

“Now you’re being acute” Carter: _\

Carter cracks me up every time. Lmao his comedic timing is always perfect.

@---kr3zg

Жыл бұрын

Carter: smacks Meg over the head with a lamp Peter: "what the hell was that for?" Carter: "now we have the pot and the money" - genius Carter

The fact he pulled the trigger twice on meg made me laugh 😂

@AeyakS

3 ай бұрын

Didn't prime it twice though

I love how Peter just says “What are drugs?” Like he’s too innocent to know

He’s one of the funniest. Every time he appears is hilarious.

i love carter. he keeps it Real!

@poleag

7 жыл бұрын

I want my drugs.

@yattaguru

7 жыл бұрын

poleag What are drugs?

@zoidlloyd7736

5 жыл бұрын

Sure does plus he cheated on his wife twice

@zoidlloyd7736

5 жыл бұрын

@@poleag oh jus like at the safe where Cleveland impersonated do u recall " I'm Carter I want my money"

@---kr3zg

Жыл бұрын

​@@poleag"now we have the pot and the money" - Carter the genius

at 2:59 I can't stop laughing when peter says "Ima guy"

@Bruhcom-xq9oq

5 жыл бұрын

Sunny Vega 3:10

@---kr3zg

3 жыл бұрын

"Do you have my oxy contin? Are you the guy?" - carter

Him pretending to be Peter is the best thing I’ve seen on the show.

"Peter called me right after he killed my daughter to tell me he killed my daughter" he really hates Peter lmaoooooooo

"Come on! It's a different time!"

@zoidlloyd7736

5 жыл бұрын

So wut down - 2x (spraying )

1:37 you pay me now

@blankblank5409

5 жыл бұрын

1:38

@ryleeotoole8489

4 жыл бұрын

*gun shot noises*

@carultch

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting Tricia Takinawa to be the "Asian hooker".

I love how he showed video evidence of himself murdering someone in court in order to prove Peter's a murderer.

“So these people live here?” 😂

Carter: Who's this? Peter: Who's this? Carter: Carter, now who are you? Peter: I don't know.

@jalencoley7868

5 жыл бұрын

Are you the guy?

@mrduckavenger

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a guy

@maddy9362

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrduckavenger I want my drugs.

@nolzy2359

5 жыл бұрын

What are drugs?

@tjbescak3557

5 жыл бұрын

koby nolan I don’t think this was the call I was expecting

"All right, go Medium! Wish I can talk to ghosts. That'd be sweeeeet!" 😂

Probably my vote for most underrated Family Guy character. Pretty much every episode with him as a main focus has a bust-up-laughing scene by him.

"Now we got the Pot and the money" Carter truly owns the streets 🤣

1:32 "Lois I'm Fat and I'm Stupid and I fart at time that ruin my father-in-laws social occasions and thats why I'm never invited to them" 😂😂

Peter goes Derp at 0:26

@sonicboom126

7 жыл бұрын

No he doesnt

@Anonymos185

7 жыл бұрын

Umm... yes he fucking does. That is why i commented, and why people have liked my comment

@sonicboom126

7 жыл бұрын

Dank Potatoes oh jeez I gotta stop reading things wrong I swear I thought u said carter not peter never mind what I said before you were right

@huhneat9950

7 жыл бұрын

Dank Potatoes smoke weed everyday

@sonicboom126

7 жыл бұрын

oscar rocks 2 dude like dude seriously wtf

I cant help but think this is what Caused Lois to fall in love with Peter: she dealt with the same craziness in her family

0:26 look at peter’s eyes 😆 they go in different directions!

wish I could talk to ghosts. that'd be SWEEEEEET!!

Definitely my fave Carter’s scene was when he picked up Peter with a limousine and got him beaten up by his bodyguards. That episode cracked me up so bad.

Egregiously omitted: “Where 👏🏻do👏🏻you👏🏻keep👏🏻the👏🏻nets👏🏻that👏🏻you👏🏻put👏🏻on👏🏻the👏🏻bottom 👏🏻of👏🏻guys’👏🏻balls 👏🏻to👏🏻stop👏🏻them👏🏻from👏🏻dunking 👏🏻in👏🏻the👏🏻water 👏🏻?”

@user-tc5br2wx8f

5 жыл бұрын

rftulie LMFAO I LOVE THAT ONE!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Mario_1611

4 жыл бұрын

Did that episode even come out yet? Or was it still in Seth's closet?

Seth MacFarlane voicing Carter is so awesome he’s so talented

1:08 'wish I could talk to ghosts, that'd be sweet !!

@lucasm4299

5 жыл бұрын

Luke Bassman *ghosts

@k1k1b34r

4 жыл бұрын

gosts

When your wife asks you to throw the junk "that sound like a lot of work go to hell!"

No one: Carter: "That sounds like a lot of work! Go to hell!"

"I wish I could talk to ghosts that be sweeeeeeeet"

*forces Men to point a gun at his head while she is driving* THAT'S A STOP SIGN!!!

ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT ANGLES JOKE LMAO I CAN'T BREATHE

This guy needs his own show

@franktruth9639

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds good ON PAPER But in actuality I think it's just gonna end up being him around a bunch of unrelatable rich people.

0:35 I think that was the first time I’ve seen Peter mad about Meg being hurt lol

Always when Carter shows up I know it's gonna be good :D My favorite character.

1:15 lmaooo Carter gotta be the funniest character on Family Guy 😂😂😂

That sounds like a lot of work. Go to hell!!! XD

When he's being _literally_ obtuse, just kills me!😂😂😂

from 3:00 to 3:17 was funny as hell

@PizzaPlanet805

5 жыл бұрын

I want my drugs Hilarious line

@eljayb991

5 жыл бұрын

How to deal with scammers! XD

my favorite part 2:35

@ashawnsupel5464

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

The cutaway with him and meg in the car has me dying everytime 😂

It's easy to forget just how funny this character is.

"Peter Called Me After He Killed My Daughter To Tell Me He Killed My Daughter" - Carter Pewtershmidt

“Wish I could talk to ghosts, that’d be sweeeeeeeet” 😂

"Well I was right to trust you with it, then." Kills me every time lol

The obtuse and acute joke killed me

Carter is hands down my favorite character.

3:18 Russian Roulette while driving with Meg 😂

3:43 Me, when anyone asks for a favor... Involving weed.

“Go Medium! I wish I could talk to ghosts, that’d be sweeeeet!” 🤣

He has really good moments when he hangs out with Peter

3:43 for every job i encounter

Every moment with Carter is the best

0:48 i fckng forgot about that scene lol “u went to far” “lets just...get off it, do something else to make money” 🤣🤣🤣

Carter is genuinely more likeable than not only Peter, but the majority of the cast. Wish we saw him more.

Such an underrated character

Carter and Peter’s dynamic is so funny

“You look different without my lawn under you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:06 😂👌

I miss the part where Carter calls Quagmire "Quandary'', as for the rest this is hilarious :D

Could we just get an episode where Brian, Stewie and Carter go on a bizarre time-travelling adventure, please?

Now we have the pot and the money had got me dead at 0:36

"Wish i could talk to ghosts, that be sweeeeeeeet!"

You look different without my lawn on you welp here goes my depression thanks family guy

@owenwilson882

5 жыл бұрын

Why depression?

@KizaWittaker

5 жыл бұрын

Under*

@HIMYMTR

4 жыл бұрын

@Daniel j. Milburn maybe it's fair, and you just dont understand its rules

Peter questioning Carter knocking Meg out with the lamp seems weird in retrospect.

"wish I could talk to ghosts. That'd be *SWEEEEET* " 😂😂😂

that sounds like alot of work...go to hell lmao

Wait a minute... peter knows about obtuse and acute angles? That raises his iq to 135 (when sober)

@carultch

4 жыл бұрын

That's not really Peter. That's Peter playing Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption. And it would be in Andy's character to know about obtuse and acute angles, because he was a bank's vice president before he got convicted.

@minokafonseca3229

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he saw it earlier in a programme wanted to used it before he forgets just like u.

Carter is the true villain of Family

Carter consistently steals the show, his writing his always hilarious. Amazing writing whenever his character shows up