I like it. Feels like the story ends on the exact tipping point where two species start to build a relationship.

@Andrew-tf8jt

14 күн бұрын

Like the first time you realize your dogs quite hot.🙄

This story reminds me of the conversation I had with my brother. About how tasty humans are, and he told me that humans taste nasty to other creatures. Especially to sharks, and I acted like I was offended at the idea of not tasting great. Obviously jokingly.

@johncunningham4820

17 күн бұрын

Ah yes . Long Pig...............................

@Andrew-tf8jt

14 күн бұрын

I disagree humans are yummy especially the sauce.

This strikes me as the first installment of an enjoyable series. Looking for the next episode!

@mattstrandquist2148

15 күн бұрын

I thought so too, but after checking HFY Reddit, the author apparently only writes one-offs. /sadface

@Andrew-tf8jt

14 күн бұрын

First gloryhole?

Such an absolutely WILD setup, for the story to end on such a slice of life note.

I have a book, poisonous animals of Australia, so I know what I can't eat or how to make poisonous animals edible. sometimes just boiling them for a bit then onto the BBQ is all we need to do. YUMMM

@Seaside_Seanster

17 күн бұрын

poisonous animals of Australia? That book must be massive

@Andrew-tf8jt

14 күн бұрын

Same with human meat as well apparently.

That's it ?? No army of loathesome sentient-eating Space Octopussusses descending on the planet ? No humans improvising a small defense force, kicking their asses ? No Tritilli realizing they over-reacted when being jerks to the friendly humans ? Man, these HFY stories are really slipping. ( kidding of course, I loved the story ! )

Story feels as though not enterely resolved...I mean...shopping cart?

@KaiHenningsen

17 күн бұрын

Walking around so people get comfortable with the idea?

@Djm95454

17 күн бұрын

@@KaiHenningsenyes that’s the reference, but the metaphor should have been “decoy shoppers” or something. Though I guess the MC is both the shopping cart and the decoy in this scenario

@Leapyean

17 күн бұрын

​I think the government that brought people in to sit on their porch and drink tea would be the decoy shoppers in the metaphor, making the humans doing a 'lo-fi girl' cosplay the shopping cart.

Wholesome :]

Thank you for the reading

I bet they tasted like a great serving of spaghetti and meat sauce, or perhaps salsbury steak

@derekasato9035

17 күн бұрын

Nah, they have to unalive themselves for the spaghetti to taste really good.

wish this story could have been expanded a bit further, just seems as if it kinda stopped at the wrong juncture. it does have potential.

@Leapyean

17 күн бұрын

I don't know about that... following the metaphor of shopping carts this story ends with the first customer putting a hand on the handle and pulling it from the rack.

yummy lil space aliens

A great start but feels unfinished

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination.

I would have been so good at this job but I am 5'4 😢

This strikes me as a project being performed without a democratic mandate.

Cute😊

Good story, pity it's a one-shot tho.

@Drago_Whooves

17 күн бұрын

shame, I would like to see a part 2

Terrible writing.