Fabulous writing and a faultless performance.

@marcusyi

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

You are amazing ♡♡♡

hate to complain, but it's driving me insane To be born to sing soprano Altos think im a bitch Because my voice is so high-pitched: That's the curse of being a soprano I never find a good place for rehearsal For my voice is lethal like a heat-seeking missile Leading men think i'm dramatic But i'm not that ecstatic To kiss those gay tenor man-hoes I'm always conscious of my breathing So i don't pass out while singing: That's the burden of being a soprano Oh, the trouble you don't know But my life is filled with woe All because i'm a high soprano Big emotions i'll convey While 'f'-ing away Because i am a soprano (the) composers always put me on the melody Because they think i cannot sing com-plex har-mo-ny.... And it doesn't really help In shows that they need you to belt Which sucks if you're a soprano Yes, it's a constant tedium When you sound like you're on helium When you were made a soprano Oh, what would i give for a role That's a funny, sexy individual! Oh, why do composers torture us By giving us high notes like a dog whistle I once did a google search For the top roles for sopranos in musical theatre But they were either divas, insipid, or developmentally disabled I also did a google search For top roles for sopranos in classical opera But they involved murder, suicide, or going insane... And when i audition i face sopranos by the millions; It's tough being a soprano It really does suck At the top of the fach- ★ spoken ★ ★ fach- fachhh- god! it is a term in classical music to differentiate voice types you uncultured swine! ★ Yes, i'm a fucking soprano! Even when i'm down with influenza I'm still expected to sing those crazy-ass cadenzas... ★ spoken ★ ★ not tonight! ★ ★ attempts one anyway ★ It's really such a shame; I've got no one else to blame For my constant strife I'll play the ingenue Till i am ninety-two; Yes, i am a soprano for life ★ dramatically ★ A soprano.... Soprano... Soprano..... For life.......!

Can relate.

i love this so much 😂😭

@marcusyi

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

I love this Marcus. Adorable and clever. I will def have my advanced soprano musical theatre students order that score. Great work.

@marcusyi

3 жыл бұрын

Please do!

😂🎉👏💪💯 love it...hhh

AHAHAHHAHA😂 THIS IS AMAZING

@marcusyi

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Love this song!!where can I buy this?

Love this!! Do you know how I could acquire the sheet music for this piece?

@marcusyi

5 жыл бұрын

Brooke Wahlstrom Thanks! Email planetmarcusy@gmail.com And I’ll send you the details.

It is so cool! And so simular for me! I want to sing this! How to find those notes? I need this music sheet!

@marcusyi

6 ай бұрын

www.marcusyi.com/sopranos-lament.html

Is this sheet music still available?

@marcusyi

2 жыл бұрын

www.marcusyi.com/sopranos-lament.html

The link to buy the score is not working. I would love to buy it. 😊

@marcusyi

Жыл бұрын

Try this: www.marcusyi.com/marcusyi-store.html

No bc I can’t belt well either

@marcusyi

11 ай бұрын

lol