Bert Kreischer Sweats Profusely Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

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Comedian Bert Kreischer has lived many lives, all of which involve partying and being awesome. His legendary college antics inspired the movie Van Wilder, and his standup is anchored by some of the most outrageous anecdotes you've ever heard. Watch him achieve #PeakBert as he appears on Hot Ones, a show he's been riding for since day one. Shout out to Bert, the O.G. celeb Hot Ones fan!
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Season 2
Episode 24
First We Feast videos offer an iconoclastic view into the culinary world, taking you behind-the-scenes with some of the country's best chefs and finding the unexpected places where food and pop culture intersect.
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  • @jeremyzornes9342
    @jeremyzornes93425 жыл бұрын

    I love how bert teaches the correct way to eat a wing and then proceeds to never eat a wing that way again

  • @august1706

    @august1706

    5 жыл бұрын

    don’t think he wants the sauce on his fingers

  • @beesechurger_9678

    @beesechurger_9678

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy Zornes probably didn’t want to eat the whole wing each time

  • @funeralbillii9172

    @funeralbillii9172

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, bc he knew if he ate it that way, getting the entire thing in your mouth, it would be 1000% worse!!

  • @longbeachpaco4800

    @longbeachpaco4800

    5 жыл бұрын

    Time

  • @jacobrubiojr3710

    @jacobrubiojr3710

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol..

  • @UhtredOfBamburgh
    @UhtredOfBamburgh4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not sleepin sober. I'm not just gona go to bed at night and close my eyes like someone dead inside." ~Bert

  • @nicholastruesdell3743

    @nicholastruesdell3743

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too real,

  • @timbrwolf1121

    @timbrwolf1121

    4 жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @99nej

    @99nej

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doug Stanhope maybe tho

  • @hyptro

    @hyptro

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@99nej "Have you ever tried to sleep while sober?"

  • @99nej

    @99nej

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hyptro you bet, he speaks truth. And I laughed at both Bert and Doug when they joked about it :) sorry, best response would probably be "it's completely impossible!" love that you knew the bit :)

  • @ketowolf
    @ketowolf3 жыл бұрын

    Bert is the FIRST person who said they’re a fan of this show who you could tell ACTUALLY is- he knows the sauces, he knows what to expect, and he’s SO excited to be on the show that it’s absolutely fun to see him so excited. Also he’s funny. Lol!

  • @Christopher-qq4dl

    @Christopher-qq4dl

    9 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @kayless9728
    @kayless9728 Жыл бұрын

    The genuine fear on Sean’s face when he think Bert is gonna puke on him. Just preparing for impact 😂

  • @BadKattitude

    @BadKattitude

    7 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @PatrickRob82

    @PatrickRob82

    2 ай бұрын

    Dude was gagging steam. I'd be terrified too.

  • @chadpattypersonal8731
    @chadpattypersonal87314 жыл бұрын

    Bert crying: "I thought there'd be beer"

  • @bena3341

    @bena3341

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yea he sounded genuinely upset.

  • @konnecthd8797

    @konnecthd8797

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Do you feel it!?! Where did you put yours...did it go down your throat!?" - Bert Kreischer

  • @tc68bird

    @tc68bird

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bena3341 is c A in. Yh

  • @captainalie9264

    @captainalie9264

    2 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @AH-vr1ix

    @AH-vr1ix

    Жыл бұрын

    I am Bert, I am Bert! B, R, T... I mean; B, E, R, T!

  • @kaneamora7371
    @kaneamora73714 жыл бұрын

    I honestly watch “The Machine” like once every other month.

  • @andrewguerra1817

    @andrewguerra1817

    4 жыл бұрын

    I watch secret time once every month at least. Only comedian i can rewatch multiple times

  • @shelbyaskew3581

    @shelbyaskew3581

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gives you the Russian endorphins you need to get through the month. I watched it today and I'm so fucking happy.

  • @lordofkebs5463

    @lordofkebs5463

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck that bitch, this is Russia. XD

  • @tpags7398

    @tpags7398

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is where it goes from. “ the machine” to *THE MACHINE!!!!*

  • @partyman4605

    @partyman4605

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like 3 times a month for me and its still funny af

  • @bbd468
    @bbd4682 жыл бұрын

    Bert actually had smoke come out his mouth when he gagged. I completely lost it right then. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RevvingRIO
    @RevvingRIO Жыл бұрын

    “You don’t have a good bedside manner, you’re freakin me out.” “You’re freaking ME out!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emidom2004

    @emidom2004

    Жыл бұрын

    That was comedy gold.

  • @carrieklu8901
    @carrieklu89015 жыл бұрын

    Kept his shirt on way longer then I thought he would.

  • @bryanr9082

    @bryanr9082

    5 жыл бұрын

    than

  • @carrieklu8901

    @carrieklu8901

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@bryanr9082 this is how I learn

  • @CdtHager

    @CdtHager

    5 жыл бұрын

    Okay, but for real though. I was shocked he showed up wearing one lol

  • @nickg9170

    @nickg9170

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bryan R thank you thank you

  • @GG553

    @GG553

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thought he would take it off in the first 5 minutes ngl-

  • @MrJoshlibby
    @MrJoshlibby4 жыл бұрын

    Campaign to get Bert back on the show and try the current sauces....Book it

  • @iplaylax22

    @iplaylax22

    4 жыл бұрын

    Do you love how in season 2 they had to use half empty sauce bottles that look like they’ve been open in the fridge for the last six months.

  • @johnlarson3305

    @johnlarson3305

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@iplaylax22 no shit never noticed that lol..

  • @JACKTHETRIXTER

    @JACKTHETRIXTER

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol-good to see him go head to head with Tom Segura on Truth or Dab.

  • @GoodJobCasey

    @GoodJobCasey

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bert The Return!!!!!

  • @TheHayes32

    @TheHayes32

    4 жыл бұрын

    And have beer this time... Haha

  • @DreIsGoneFission
    @DreIsGoneFission Жыл бұрын

    Bert: *has encyclopedic knowledge of the show* Also Bert: “does it get better?” Lol Sean’s response was perfect

  • @haley9635
    @haley96352 жыл бұрын

    "Does it get better?!" "No, it get's worse, that's how the show's designed." Just kills me 😆

  • @Mauldoon5
    @Mauldoon54 жыл бұрын

    This man just gave a comedy special away on KZread. Respect.

  • @Elric54

    @Elric54

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bert Kreischer IS a comedy special

  • @MrScottlowe21

    @MrScottlowe21

    4 жыл бұрын

    Respect! Show yo shit, son!

  • @lilspittin313

    @lilspittin313

    4 жыл бұрын

    Insta comedy

  • @milfking2440

    @milfking2440

    4 жыл бұрын

    Scott Lowe 🍆

  • @jimhansen5052

    @jimhansen5052

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Do you feel it!?! Where did you put yours...did it go down your throat!?" - Bert Kreischer

  • @mrwiggles7497
    @mrwiggles74976 жыл бұрын

    I love how hyped Bert is to be on the show.

  • @whitewigglesworth

    @whitewigglesworth

    5 жыл бұрын

    (I actually am Mr.Wiggles.) I have to agree with you and I think this episode is the funniest one to date.

  • @grapistwithhiv

    @grapistwithhiv

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's an attention craving fat hack, anything that garners him views excites me.

  • @bs4727

    @bs4727

    5 жыл бұрын

    fack that bitc this is rusia cyka

  • @cureamyosheen9100

    @cureamyosheen9100

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@grapistwithhiv Not really, and no need to be a dick.

  • @jairomaciasrally317

    @jairomaciasrally317

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mr Wiggles n

  • @danbaranowski
    @danbaranowski Жыл бұрын

    I just couldn’t stop laughing at 10:39 - 14:46 Bert was having a blast telling that story while Sean was just along for the ride 😂😂😂😂

  • @jonathanyee1478
    @jonathanyee1478 Жыл бұрын

    Sean’s face when he realizes where the hotel mess story was about to lead too was priceless

  • @PhantomLantern2814
    @PhantomLantern28144 жыл бұрын

    It’s weird seeing Sean so nervous in these early interviews. He was so young and innocent. Seeing big celebrities dry heaving was so new to him. This was before he started relishing in their pain.

  • @tansb04

    @tansb04

    3 жыл бұрын

    this dude had smoke coming out of his mouth when he did that last one XD

  • @LayMyBurdenDown

    @LayMyBurdenDown

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes.. Now I don't think he would even flinch.

  • @tuxedomask7892

    @tuxedomask7892

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like when eric Andre just smashed shit on his head I thought sean was gonna have a heart attack lol.

  • @thomasmcelroy5785

    @thomasmcelroy5785

    2 жыл бұрын

    what an absolute unit of an interviewer to stay in the chair, when they are that new to the format, with someone about to puke in their face

  • @jesseking2960

    @jesseking2960

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s crazy it been two years since this comment

  • @malbeq
    @malbeq7 жыл бұрын

    This interviewer is extremely talented. And I'm not talking about his tolerance. He's a fantastic host.

  • @GuileQwerty

    @GuileQwerty

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, great questions to be sure.

  • @jringo6838

    @jringo6838

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tom is that u Sean?

  • @NYKnicks125

    @NYKnicks125

    6 жыл бұрын

    Was thinking the same thing

  • @nathancook2293

    @nathancook2293

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tom I agree. I love how he can talk to any of his guests on thier level. This is the first on though that he looked terrified when Bert started gagging. Amazing rollercoaster of a ride!

  • @PabloJustChillin

    @PabloJustChillin

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nathan Cook I mean who wants someone else to puke on them?

  • @tobydauch3278
    @tobydauch3278 Жыл бұрын

    My jaw was on the FLOOR for the flying ds story he told dear god that was funny

  • @Nxrthluvsyou

    @Nxrthluvsyou

    Жыл бұрын

    Top 5 story

  • @PatrickRob82
    @PatrickRob822 ай бұрын

    23:25 maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen on here. This massive freakout, tears pouring, gagging steam, pure chaos, and then the heavy pause..... and like a 6yo, he asks, "is the milk better?" Absolutely incredible.

  • @rambow70
    @rambow706 жыл бұрын

    The host of this show is the real Machine. Week after week he takes the heat. Also probably the best interviewer. He lets them talk and guides the conversation without speaking. Real talent.

  • @craigbeade8654

    @craigbeade8654

    6 жыл бұрын

    dude probably shits lava

  • @lulzdragon7339

    @lulzdragon7339

    6 жыл бұрын

    I honestly wonder if he ever doesn't shit blood.

  • @brand1nn943

    @brand1nn943

    6 жыл бұрын

    The machine!!!

  • @vibes6326

    @vibes6326

    6 жыл бұрын

    HE IS THE MACHIIIIINE

  • @fickenficken

    @fickenficken

    6 жыл бұрын

    How do we know he has the same hot stuff in his food all the time? Ahahaha

  • @chrisrichardson4693
    @chrisrichardson46936 жыл бұрын

    'I thought there would be beer' *cries* *triumphant music plays*

  • @lyan333

    @lyan333

    5 жыл бұрын

    chris Richardson omg best closing ever!!

  • @whiskeylinux
    @whiskeylinux2 жыл бұрын

    Re-watching this in 2021. Cool to see how the show has evolved.

  • @tldtld

    @tldtld

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes but this still has to be the best episode to date.

  • @katietye3673
    @katietye36732 жыл бұрын

    As having been part of housekeeping in hotels with frequent celebrities...PLEASE CONTINUE PRANKING HOUSEKEEPERS. Lol. I’ve had so many fun and unique experiences with celebrities that I’ll always cherish.

  • @j.b114
    @j.b1145 жыл бұрын

    Sean: "GARBAGE CAN!" Bert: "No no no let it happen." LMAOO

  • @CpttCanada

    @CpttCanada

    4 жыл бұрын

    That and his gagging killed me lmao!

  • @rasmussyrjala1370

    @rasmussyrjala1370

    4 жыл бұрын

    One thing I have learned with drinking, never prepare, never run to the toilet or garbage can, then its happening 100% of a time, just let it happen, then its only 50/50 or 80/20 or something, but its always better than 100. I fucking hate puking, but luckily I almost never remember it at the morning.

  • @charlottehouk2821
    @charlottehouk28214 жыл бұрын

    When Bert puts the microphone in his mouth so we can hear him gag.. Sean says, "I think that may be a rental" 🤣

  • @Kazza_8240

    @Kazza_8240

    3 жыл бұрын

    'stop provoking it' lol

  • @zacsalmon9357
    @zacsalmon93573 жыл бұрын

    I cannot Express! Enough, how much I love watching these. Thank you for delaying dark tendencies, and my own traumatic experiences, to watch amazing people be humbled, themselves. You have helped me.

  • @DragonLancers
    @DragonLancers10 ай бұрын

    Sean's face when he's trying not to laugh at Bert saying "Uvula" killed me

  • @boogalooo
    @boogalooo4 жыл бұрын

    "You dont have good bedside manners. You're freaking me out, man!" "You're freaking ME out!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Ztertis

    @Ztertis

    4 жыл бұрын

    That made me laugh so hard

  • @leroyMXII

    @leroyMXII

    4 жыл бұрын

    Laughed my ass of to that part 🤣😂🤣

  • @supbrotv
    @supbrotv7 жыл бұрын

    This guy has the best fucking stories

  • @johnerick9541

    @johnerick9541

    7 жыл бұрын

    supbrotv Plus he is a great storyteller.

  • @infintittie

    @infintittie

    7 жыл бұрын

    best lies

  • @AirsoftGunsNow12

    @AirsoftGunsNow12

    6 жыл бұрын

    So all stories are non-fiction? ok.

  • @markcitarella454

    @markcitarella454

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fish Abuser dude is the real life van wilder if you think a lot of his stories are bullshit you must live a pretty boring life

  • @Pickle_Riiiick
    @Pickle_Riiiick2 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been rewatching all the seasons and he’s the first one to make me cry laughing that was amazing!!!🤣

  • @NBGGUNNER
    @NBGGUNNER3 жыл бұрын

    Hands down my favorite episode Bert's reaction brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard 👏

  • @chainsawmaster34
    @chainsawmaster344 жыл бұрын

    "She's giving herself a gynecological exam and we're just like 'oh that's her uvula'" is the funniest god damn line in in the history of this show.

  • @thomasocallaghan9145

    @thomasocallaghan9145

    4 жыл бұрын

    The uvula is that tiny thing in the back of the throat, much respect

  • @Eriey3

    @Eriey3

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think he meant vulva but goddamn did I cry laughing at that part 😂😂😂💀🤣

  • @IanBreakerPM

    @IanBreakerPM

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fact

  • @kuslerf12

    @kuslerf12

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Eriey3 that's what made it so funny

  • @robcanfield5944

    @robcanfield5944

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I was NOT the uvula was in the vagina...now I know!

  • @M4st3r0fN0n3
    @M4st3r0fN0n35 жыл бұрын

    I love how Sean looks like Neil Patrick Harris cosplaying Dr Evil

  • @k4yser

    @k4yser

    5 жыл бұрын

    Underrated

  • @yourmomshouse6984

    @yourmomshouse6984

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao this is gold

  • @molassio1989

    @molassio1989

    5 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, dude!

  • @CobiOBrien

    @CobiOBrien

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can't unsee this lmao

  • @thelosjee

    @thelosjee

    4 жыл бұрын

    M4st3r0fN0n3 wow! that’s funny af!

  • @opa3794
    @opa3794 Жыл бұрын

    His energy is priceless. This is one of my favorite episodes

  • @beatbeans1625
    @beatbeans16253 жыл бұрын

    I already loved Bert, but after this, I've created a new appreciation for him

  • @gilbertmcswiggens8700
    @gilbertmcswiggens87007 жыл бұрын

    This is the best episode of hot ones ever made, all hail the machine

  • @gilbertmcswiggens8700

    @gilbertmcswiggens8700

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mashina!!!! man do i love this guy. Check out all his podcasts with joe rogan . If anyone can recorded good podcasts that's he has done himself let me know!!!

  • @ProgressiveConservative

    @ProgressiveConservative

    7 жыл бұрын

    listen to his podcasts bertcast is awesome

  • @jmiscstuff8704

    @jmiscstuff8704

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gilbert Mcswiggens He was promoting the Laughable app this week. Pick any comedian and it lists every podcast they've ever been on.

  • @slicceddy6229

    @slicceddy6229

    7 жыл бұрын

    did you see the one with joey diaz?

  • @mr.q337

    @mr.q337

    7 жыл бұрын

    THE MACHINE

  • @ariellalistigx
    @ariellalistigx6 жыл бұрын

    I love when guests are genuine fans of the show. It makes a huge difference. Compared to "which way do we go? Why are you dabbing?" Just my opinion.

  • @ALL-rf9gl

    @ALL-rf9gl

    6 жыл бұрын

    ariella SUCKA agreed I'd be doing the exact same. I'd be so hyped and try to go above and beyond and show out.

  • @KalanHowse

    @KalanHowse

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's "Which way do we go" because right to left isn't standard. Guest should always be first. Make it left to right and then you don't get stupid questions following a stupid setup. :)

  • @j.p.8213
    @j.p.82132 жыл бұрын

    Sean when Bert says he's gonna throw up lmao! He sits back so fast "trash can trash can!" BAHAhahaha 🤣👍

  • @MikeyCh09
    @MikeyCh092 жыл бұрын

    Bert’s freak out at the end was some of the best comedy I’ve seen yet.

  • @cinnamon9390
    @cinnamon93906 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, seeing Sean that uncomfortable made me laugh so hard. I mean *I* was revolted, but seeing it on his face and in his body was mad satisfying

  • @eabeeson

    @eabeeson

    5 жыл бұрын

    Came here to say this. That panicked recoil with "no! ugh!" at 23:10, then the desperate plea for help looking off camera at 23:29... I don't think I've ever seen Sean so rattled.

  • @majedawad1683

    @majedawad1683

    5 жыл бұрын

    bro wwww @@eabeeson

  • @LTKTheSoc

    @LTKTheSoc

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@eabeeson The look at 18:50 had me dying.

  • @rockstoneballs

    @rockstoneballs

    5 жыл бұрын

    Try... something!

  • @jimmarshall5453

    @jimmarshall5453

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was once in a high school Business Law class and a buddy drank a pint of vodka before coming in to take the final test. Because he was a "trouble maker" his seat was front and center, directly across from the teacher's desk. This very forward thinking teacher was playing classical music and standing leaning against the front of his desk when two things happened at once, he jumped 4 feet sideways like a masterful toreador getting out of the way of the horns of a charging bull, and the student massively projectile vomited all over the teacher's desk, the gap in between and on his own desk where the tilt of the desk made it run directly back onto his pants. Ah yes, 1967.

  • @keyanatigerowner
    @keyanatigerowner5 жыл бұрын

    Poor Sean omg he is freaking out because of Bert's gagging lol 😂😂😂

  • @iambirch69

    @iambirch69

    4 жыл бұрын

    I gagged too, I simply cannot even with the sound of it, or the gesture.

  • @korbeeeeeen6458

    @korbeeeeeen6458

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was the same tho

  • @rosesnewbeginning3547

    @rosesnewbeginning3547

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg i nearly lost my supper

  • @been3060

    @been3060

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd be freaked out if the man sitting in front of me just gagged, and I watched his soul escape his body.

  • @lisaomansfield

    @lisaomansfield

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best

  • @gravityracergt
    @gravityracergt2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Sean was held hostage to the potential puke 🤣

  • @desireec2836
    @desireec28362 жыл бұрын

    bert came into my old job and he is literally the kindest human. which is amazing because he is a huge inspiration for me and to meet him was just incredible

  • @joeknapp9162

    @joeknapp9162

    Жыл бұрын

    Love dude, he should not be your inspiration tho 😂

  • @ChristinaSuper
    @ChristinaSuper5 жыл бұрын

    "You don't have a good bedside manner, you're freaking me out" "You're FREAKING ME OUT!" "I'm freaking out because you're freaking out that I'm freaking out!"

  • @malachicarl9516

    @malachicarl9516

    5 жыл бұрын

    Christina Super 23:45 😂 that was sooo funny

  • @pssnyder

    @pssnyder

    5 жыл бұрын

    "I thought there'd be beer..."

  • @garretosborne7841

    @garretosborne7841

    5 жыл бұрын

    Instant gold man! 😆😂

  • @austincombs3346

    @austincombs3346

    5 жыл бұрын

    IKR Bruh I fucking died LOLLOLOL

  • @austincombs3346

    @austincombs3346

    5 жыл бұрын

    Just the way Sean look at him when he's saying it LOOOL

  • @frankiestoolshed1978
    @frankiestoolshed19787 жыл бұрын

    I love how real they both get. "You're freakin me out man" "CUZ YOURE FREAKIN ME OUT"

  • @heatherjohnston2989
    @heatherjohnston2989 Жыл бұрын

    the range of sauces and how it's changed in the past few years is really cool to see. love this show

  • @Xavier-178
    @Xavier-1782 жыл бұрын

    This is definitely my favorite episode I couldn’t stop laughing I love all his jokes in this video and the stories are awesome

  • @ryanglowacki5252
    @ryanglowacki52527 жыл бұрын

    23:55 Lost my shit when Bert started crying about no beer.

  • @gilbertmcswiggens8700

    @gilbertmcswiggens8700

    7 жыл бұрын

    i know right! " I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE BEER!!!"

  • @bigbakaboon

    @bigbakaboon

    7 жыл бұрын

    alcoholics unite, no beer is sad.

  • @gordonm.7387

    @gordonm.7387

    7 жыл бұрын

    Life is dull without alcohol or mild drugs. Acid is too much but... use it.

  • @fr0zdify

    @fr0zdify

    7 жыл бұрын

    such a perfect moment lmao. how do you not have beer for the Machine..

  • @esteban8681

    @esteban8681

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ryan Glowacki For real that made me laugh so much

  • @ashleybrodkorb7703
    @ashleybrodkorb77034 жыл бұрын

    “Bring it back to Earth, handle your high.” He’s the dude to do drugs with.

  • @brockmeeks1695

    @brockmeeks1695

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ashley Brodkorb Don’t do drugs. You don’t need that stuff.

  • @bena3341

    @bena3341

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@brockmeeks1695 Fun? Everyone needs that in their life.

  • @brockmeeks1695

    @brockmeeks1695

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ben A drugs can be fun and almost always are in the beginning. Don’t get started on that train. I’m not talking about weed or the occasional pill even but don’t get a habit. It can ruin you. Don’t mess your life up when you’re still young. Got plenty of time to make mistakes.

  • @Sprightey

    @Sprightey

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brockmeeks1695 shut the fuck up, guy, don't tell anyone how to live their life

  • @simonz5002

    @simonz5002

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Sprightey you stfu hes speaking facts

  • @marciramos-reed7396
    @marciramos-reed7396 Жыл бұрын

    I love BertBertBert more than anything. Great job, Bert!! Love the story at 20:00 I love how they keep paning to the host with the blank stare. Classic.

  • @thisguyhd6591
    @thisguyhd65913 жыл бұрын

    I just found this Bert guy and he is legit LEGENDARY! never have I ever been so entertained on Hot ones First we feast!

  • @GingerBleghMan
    @GingerBleghMan7 жыл бұрын

    I love how he educates on how to properly eat a wing, then proceeds to eat every single on thereafter the "wrong" way

  • @masediggity

    @masediggity

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bro your not eating the whole thing after the first one, fuck that noise haha

  • @JJ-sq1fv

    @JJ-sq1fv

    6 жыл бұрын

    He probably realized if he did it the right way then he would have to eat more sauce

  • @BraveRC
    @BraveRC4 жыл бұрын

    I think Bert might be one of the greatest storytellers of all time. "It looked like a lighthouse. How do you follow an albino cock?" - Bert Kreischer

  • @PapaGilbert18
    @PapaGilbert183 жыл бұрын

    Bert gagging and Sean reacting has me dead 😂😂

  • @mariaalejandracelimensavin5085
    @mariaalejandracelimensavin50852 жыл бұрын

    Omg this was supper funny and the way Bert tell the stories is just amazing!And Sean amazing as always!

  • @TheJustinhunting
    @TheJustinhunting5 жыл бұрын

    Nobody offers me drugs. Nobody offers me weed... I see what you did there Bert. Brilliant.

  • @jeremiahtheperyton7854

    @jeremiahtheperyton7854

    5 жыл бұрын

    What did he do there, say weed is not a drug?

  • @MrLarsgren

    @MrLarsgren

    5 жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @frankyyn2357

    @frankyyn2357

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jeremiahtheperyton7854 hes asking for weed god damn it. Offer the man a joint or a bong rip

  • @lindonbejko7388

    @lindonbejko7388

    5 жыл бұрын

    they don't offer bert weed, they offer *the machine* weed

  • @leeroyi

    @leeroyi

    5 жыл бұрын

    He wants lines not shots lol

  • @TylerDuckBeard
    @TylerDuckBeard4 жыл бұрын

    "Feed the machine hot wings and vodka and you'll have a great time"

  • @pt42sundevils

    @pt42sundevils

    3 жыл бұрын

    Biden/Harris all day

  • @dennisprater8272

    @dennisprater8272

    3 жыл бұрын

    "WE WANT FLYING DILDOS!" THIS MAN IS SINGLEHANDEDLY THE GREATEST MAN EVER.

  • @theterps_pod_ofc

    @theterps_pod_ofc

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love this

  • @deansmith6891

    @deansmith6891

    3 жыл бұрын

    "You dont have good bedside manners. You're freaking me out, man!" "You're freaking ME out!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @kryaxe

    @kryaxe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vodka would actually help. Alcohol will neutralize much of the heat. Beer would not, as there's not enough alcohol in it.

  • @darthprime4916
    @darthprime49162 жыл бұрын

    Waiting for a train and I’m crying on the platform. Worth the looks. One of the best episodes ever.

  • @ItsDesm
    @ItsDesm7 жыл бұрын

    Dude, did he burp up steam? Bert's the man.

  • @nawal8821

    @nawal8821

    7 жыл бұрын

    he looked like a fucking dragon, it was amazing XD

  • @ItsDesm

    @ItsDesm

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @imwithcheese

    @imwithcheese

    7 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @NaturalProgressGames

    @NaturalProgressGames

    7 жыл бұрын

    ...no it wasn't... :x

  • @pr0n3

    @pr0n3

    7 жыл бұрын

    He is "The Machine" after all and this proves it :).

  • @TheArtofGuitar
    @TheArtofGuitar5 жыл бұрын

    "You don't have a good bed-side manner, I'm freakin' out!" Best line!

  • @brycecourtneymusic

    @brycecourtneymusic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Woah its the real guy. Good videos man

  • @christianwilson8232

    @christianwilson8232

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sammy g hello

  • @alfiend331
    @alfiend3313 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, I haven't watched ALL the Hot Ones episodes (I'll get there), but of the MANY I have watched thus far, this one is the best. Bert is hilarious...and Sean's reactions at the end are priceless.

  • @august1763
    @august1763 Жыл бұрын

    "Bring it back down to Earth. Handle your high." That's a man that's hungout w/cousin Sid.🤣

  • @HerdingNSuch
    @HerdingNSuch5 жыл бұрын

    Agent 47 just interviewed the machine

  • @deadketamine3781

    @deadketamine3781

    5 жыл бұрын

    What the actual fuck is this comment. I love it... but... what the hell man

  • @RepairRenovateRenew

    @RepairRenovateRenew

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao hitman joke wins

  • @That1BVP

    @That1BVP

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maybe 47's unknown younger nice brother. 47 has a resting bitchface

  • @ontologicallysteve7765

    @ontologicallysteve7765

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe if Agent 47 was an effeminate beta-male. The only thing they have in common is a bald head. I suppose if Eddie Murphy was interviewing him, you'd say it was the equivalent of Lawrence Fishburne interviewing him? Completely off topic: It's a shame Sam Jackson went down. Never would've pegged him to be the drugging/raping type. I guess that's what pudding-pop money gets you. What a twisted world!

  • @ToXiiCiTy9797

    @ToXiiCiTy9797

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ontologicallysteve7765 Dude stfu & enjoy the damn joke and video jesus christ 😂

  • @mcfizzzz
    @mcfizzzz5 жыл бұрын

    "maybe if you stop provoking it...?" - when I stopped crying with laughter I subscribed for that line alone. Sean and Bert are both brilliant. well done guys.

  • @POBulkhead
    @POBulkhead3 жыл бұрын

    I just discovered this guy. I really laughed hard and I needed it at the time.

  • @katherineledesma5201
    @katherineledesma52012 жыл бұрын

    18:50 is my favorite moment, I got this I know what I’m doing, I’ve been on tv for 7 years. This is why I love him

  • @baychevy5105
    @baychevy51055 жыл бұрын

    "You don't have a good bed side manner man your freaking me out" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @healz8284

    @healz8284

    5 жыл бұрын

    BayChevy 510 “you’re freaking ME out”

  • @walkerbrosfilms7077

    @walkerbrosfilms7077

    5 жыл бұрын

    You’re *

  • @nikilesko-skalla6160

    @nikilesko-skalla6160

    4 жыл бұрын

    BayChevy 510 that was my favorite part 😂😂

  • @1MouseAngry
    @1MouseAngry4 жыл бұрын

    Watching him gag and Sean’s face may have been the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life , I watched it 30 times

  • @raphaelcestari272
    @raphaelcestari2723 жыл бұрын

    18:48 The face Sean makes when Bert takes off his shirt

  • @kyleburns2381
    @kyleburns2381 Жыл бұрын

    2nd time watching it years later . What a story teller

  • @omarotz1able
    @omarotz1able6 жыл бұрын

    "I'm sure he's bringing jazzy Jeff that counts 13 on my watch" 😂😂😭

  • @DaveGoliath10
    @DaveGoliath104 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t cried so hard as I did when he said “you don’t have good bedside manner. You’re freaking me out!”

  • @axelsxnumba1fan

    @axelsxnumba1fan

    Жыл бұрын

    I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at that part

  • @chrischan5478
    @chrischan54783 ай бұрын

    This is one the all-time great episodes.

  • @deventazz8018
    @deventazz80182 жыл бұрын

    23:46 lmao they’re freaking each other out.

  • @jeongjeongmusic
    @jeongjeongmusic4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm mean, she's literally giving herself a gynecological exam in front of us, uh like uhhhhhhhhhh thats her uvula!" Man every time i watch this dude i like him even more

  • @robertduncan8400
    @robertduncan84004 жыл бұрын

    Burt: hard dry heave Sean: get the trash can Burt: no no no, just let it happen Sean: Panicking as he looks around for someone to help him and get Burt an f’n trash can 😂🤣

  • @polianarchy

    @polianarchy

    4 жыл бұрын

    JUST LET IT HAPPEN

  • @josephsohn8295
    @josephsohn82952 жыл бұрын

    Quite possibly one of the best "story tellers" of all time. Absolutely love this dude!

  • @Isaacmantx
    @Isaacmantx3 жыл бұрын

    I think Bert is one of the funniest people to ever live. I love that his most famous story has been so thoroughly verified.

  • @rattlecanrx7594
    @rattlecanrx75944 жыл бұрын

    This is the first time I’ve seen Sean freak out over a guest lmao

  • @MG_Turbo25
    @MG_Turbo255 жыл бұрын

    “In what way are you disappointed?” Bert crying : “I thought there would be beer”

  • @DefiantPunk0810
    @DefiantPunk08102 ай бұрын

    I love Burt. This is by far my favorite episode.

  • @CaNTjOURnEeY87
    @CaNTjOURnEeY872 жыл бұрын

    Crying actual tears the serotonin boost I needed

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter-5 жыл бұрын

    Watching this in 2018 it's crazy how much the show has evolved over the years. You're doing great Mr. Evans.

  • @oklahomamudmotor5639
    @oklahomamudmotor56394 жыл бұрын

    The look on Sean's face when he starts dry heaving was priceless.I laughed my ass off. 23:15

  • @ABeiji123

    @ABeiji123

    Жыл бұрын

    He legit breathes smoke I’m so confused

  • @that_milkman9365

    @that_milkman9365

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ABeiji123 fr

  • @madisonnelson8715

    @madisonnelson8715

    Жыл бұрын

    Sameeeee

  • @brianhutchins6100
    @brianhutchins61002 жыл бұрын

    I OMG Bert's reaction on the last few wings is "priceless"

  • @ellas8129
    @ellas81294 жыл бұрын

    Burt "this is how you eat wings" Burt 2nd wing in : eating it like everyone else

  • @vicesneakers6048

    @vicesneakers6048

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm mean, she's literally giving herself a gynecological exam in front of us, uh like uhhhhhhhhhh thats her uvula!" Man every time i watch this dude i like him even more

  • @roge_dynamite683

    @roge_dynamite683

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vicesneakers6048 copy and paste is a useful tool isn't it

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep7 жыл бұрын

    if those stories were true this was probably the best one yet.

  • @elitedw12

    @elitedw12

    7 жыл бұрын

    they are all true

  • @johnyount9089

    @johnyount9089

    7 жыл бұрын

    how sway

  • @romondoalexander8851

    @romondoalexander8851

    7 жыл бұрын

    This was really funny but don't watch it twice...

  • @adj789

    @adj789

    7 жыл бұрын

    almost better than Eric Andre but visually no

  • @joeyowngoal5210

    @joeyowngoal5210

    7 жыл бұрын

    They are all true check his podcast out

  • @CMC662
    @CMC6622 жыл бұрын

    I've never seen a 25 minute video deteriorate so quickly right at the end lol. My favorite episode

  • @gregkostensky8756
    @gregkostensky87562 жыл бұрын

    Burts always my favorite on your show please keep him coming every season or 2

  • @TheBasketballInvestigator
    @TheBasketballInvestigator6 жыл бұрын

    "Maybe stop provoking it." Quite the psychological advice!

  • @theacp6687
    @theacp66874 жыл бұрын

    Bert just gets better and better. You GOTTA have him come back on the show.

  • @josephlafountain7883
    @josephlafountain78832 жыл бұрын

    I have watched every episode and this one by far was the funniest. I have laughed at the others but this one had me rolling

  • @Decenium
    @Decenium7 жыл бұрын

    you're freaking me out, you're freaking me out! hilarious

  • @geniusenigma

    @geniusenigma

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sean's face during that whole part! LMAO

  • @enthusiasticgamer88
    @enthusiasticgamer884 жыл бұрын

    "Do you feel it!?! Where did you put yours...did it go down your throat!?" - Bert Kreischer

  • @anthonylong9067

    @anthonylong9067

    4 жыл бұрын

    Phrasing!

  • @thementalmask2944

    @thementalmask2944

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro..... we need a time stamp for that shit and close your eyes

  • @gmsimon

    @gmsimon

    3 жыл бұрын

    #FlyingDildos

  • @yolandashikers4985

    @yolandashikers4985

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm mean, she's literally giving herself a gynecological exam in front of us, uh like uhhhhhhhhhh thats her uvula!" Man every time i watch this dude i like him even more

  • @seanmaloney6342

    @seanmaloney6342

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exclusive: President-elect Joe Biden sat down with Lester Holt for his first interview since the election. Subscribe to our KZread channel to catch the extended cut of the exclusive interview posting tomorrow night. Watch Part One here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/i4ajtpmidKq-hqg.html

  • @mrooker5367
    @mrooker53672 жыл бұрын

    "That counts 13 on my watch" one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Especially the face he makes...priceless

  • @RyanLoveMegenNicole
    @RyanLoveMegenNicole5 жыл бұрын

    When Bert was about to throw up on the table, Sean’s face was priceless 😂😂 funny af

  • @melvinsacromentoe
    @melvinsacromentoe5 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been on a bert rabbit hole lately

  • @LlamaArmy

    @LlamaArmy

    5 жыл бұрын

    just started mine. found him on joe rogan.

  • @stephched4270

    @stephched4270

    5 жыл бұрын

    Just fell down the hole too

  • @Ikuqxs

    @Ikuqxs

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me 2

  • @trooperandcooperale3057

    @trooperandcooperale3057

    5 жыл бұрын

    Random found Frankenstein's Lab today they were two very stoned black dudes are watching Bert tell the Mafia story. Going back to back now.

  • @tima5033

    @tima5033

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's too bad Burnt is racist and fat

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC2 жыл бұрын

    This still may be the best episode in the show’s history

  • @XDarkBrotherhoodHD

    @XDarkBrotherhoodHD

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Lighthouse bit lmaoooo

  • @kylecasson3320
    @kylecasson33202 жыл бұрын

    Hands down the best episode of this I’ve watched…. 😂😂

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