"Bert you know I'm such a fan of your joke" 😂😂💀

@MagnusGalactusOG

Ай бұрын

The one where he's a 50 year old alcoholic?

@littlebighumancom

Ай бұрын

@@MagnusGalactusOG He takes his shirt off! It is suppose to stay on!

@Zeno7741

Ай бұрын

​@@littlebighumancomOmg shirt off?! That's hilarious!!!!!

@amonrodriguez3518

Ай бұрын

Yup that one joke. Lol

@houdini30031

Ай бұрын

Nikki Glaser was fantastic!

Bert gets to talk about himself for 10 minutes, hes in paradise.

@MagnusGalactusOG

Ай бұрын

He would love Rehab. He needs it and should really try it out.

@audio323

Ай бұрын

​@MagnusGalactusOG he should keep creeping down his path.. eventually no more Bert. Problem solved

I thought he was going to talk about how badly they bombed. Every time I think there's about to be a moment of insight and honesty, the delusion deepens.

@DirtyDirkDiggler

Ай бұрын

Yeah that ‘moment of clarity’ just never seems to arrive… 🤷‍♂️

@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw

Ай бұрын

Weird how you kids call that "bombing" when people were laughing the whole time. Goes to show yall are just sheep following the herd.

@newguycanada

Ай бұрын

He just cannot do scripted stuff. Was just awful seeing a man who can barely read try to do it live. The whole bit was just overacted and terrible.

@MagnusGalactusOG

Ай бұрын

He'd enjoy rehab i think. He can just talk about himself all day.

@bBd807

Ай бұрын

lol he literally says how bad they’re gonna do compared to everyone else?? Idk

“2 Bears 1 Grave” -Crack Amico

@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276

Ай бұрын

Hell yeah dude

@scousers

Ай бұрын

I’m here because crack amico made me a crack baby

@LegendMkr7

Ай бұрын

I hated this, it went back to Jimby Kimbel like Mike Pillows would say.

Completely bombed on the roast

@BuildinWings

Ай бұрын

Podcasters are bad comedians.

@blanefulkerson8903

Ай бұрын

They literally did not

@blanefulkerson8903

Ай бұрын

@@BuildinWingswrong

@lawrenceshdow

Ай бұрын

​@@BuildinWings... Not true. People love saying that because Rogan and a few of his friends. But that's because they don't realize how many of the great comedians are also podcasters now.

@BuildinWings

Ай бұрын

@@lawrenceshdow Hit dog hollars.

lol burt in damage control for the cocaine baggy bit

Wait, he thinks he and Tom did well? That was the most awkward High School Presentation I've seen on my computer screen.

@stanbyme7874

Ай бұрын

I watched Live & texted my Son: They sucked. Bert & Tom were horrible. He loves them. Nicky killed. I was shocked at how good Bledsloe did.

@tamikofox-lunn3591

Ай бұрын

They sucked, and they have been for awhile. How do these people have careers as comics is beyond me.

@MagnusGalactusOG

Ай бұрын

Tom at least used to be funny. Bert ruined him.

@trkddy

Ай бұрын

It was terrible. His laugh/talk and snorting. So fake and cringe

@Seargent_Scraps

Ай бұрын

@@MagnusGalactusOG When was that? I saw Toms stand up many years ago, it's always been really boring and really bad.

At least his shirt is on.

@jeanetteandersson7152

Ай бұрын

Yeah, I was shocked!!!

@audio323

Ай бұрын

His personality is still below trash

@samanthab1923

Ай бұрын

Thank god for small favors 🙏🏻

Let's be real, that looked like a full 8 ball, not a half.

The problem with Bert and Tom is that everybody else is keeping them relevant.

@samanthab1923

Ай бұрын

Right? Why does Kimmel have him on?

@dawsonpowers1

Ай бұрын

But your here commenting about them and you want people to stop talking about them??? Such a hypocrite 😂

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

Legit he was worse than the football players on that roast

@jnguyen7639

25 күн бұрын

I thought drew bledsoe killed it

I literally thought I was the only one on Earth who saw Bert mouth the words to those other jokes.

@laughtherapey

Ай бұрын

you mean that was no his material? why agreee to a bad set

@jasonb0789

Ай бұрын

@@laughtherapeypretty sure this was about mouthing other’s ppl’s jokes from the teleprompter before they said them LOL

@blanefulkerson8903

Ай бұрын

He posted about it and said that we was a moron himself

Being a drunk is an act?

@Axolotl_Mischief

Ай бұрын

It is if your name if Bert.

Siri: "show me a hack comic"

@Ottophil

Ай бұрын

You asked for rogan, and it gave you something equally bad

@johns818

Ай бұрын

@@Ottophil savage comment!!!

@samanthab1923

Ай бұрын

Oh that’s good 😂

You know he was refreshing the KZread Comments on that roast clip JUST before he was called out.

Just keep riding those coattails berttttttt

6:54 tell me he's not wearing the shoes Cousin Eddie gives Clark Griswold.

@SiCKLiViNG562

25 күн бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "Eddie.." i can't!😂

He's on minute 13 of 15.

@bobedwards7455

Ай бұрын

WORD!

@audio323

Ай бұрын

Gonna say more like minute 18 of 5

Oh I feel awful saying this. Bert and Tom didn't make sense. It was not funny. Like they should've gotten Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Ronny Chieng or Jimmy O.

@aphotosyntheticworld

Ай бұрын

Bill Burr was the only guy I wanted to be there his Brady set would have been epic.

@tbe0116

Ай бұрын

I don’t think Bert and Tom put much effort into it.

@ajtorres8352

Ай бұрын

That what I said Bill Burr or Gary owen both funny comics who love football!

@samanthab1923

Ай бұрын

I think it was a Netflix package deal. Brady didn’t know who they were

@sylph4721

Ай бұрын

Bill Burr doesn't need to roast since his war crime on Philly

Bert is America's James Corden

@BristolBerg

23 күн бұрын

so good

I can’t stand even listening to him talk let alone tell a joke.

@spencerharkins2021

Ай бұрын

Your loss

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

@jadenlife

20 күн бұрын

And yet you still watched this video of him, specifically. You are being the definition of a hater. Go work on yourself.

@spencerharkins2021

19 күн бұрын

@@jadenlife ya it’s incredibly sad how many people think they are cool for hating on Bert. Bert is elite

@lushrimbaughiii

18 күн бұрын

@@jadenlife Until I learn how to ban Bert Kreischer from my algorithm I will comment as I please when his videos pop up.

Those white shoes needed their own segment. 😂

@sueellenwalsh1326

Ай бұрын

The white shoes may be a homage to Cousin Eddie in the Vacation movies LOL They are a joke.

Hey I want to thank Tom and Bert for their part in the Tom Brady roast. I needed a break from the other funny comedians to take a piss break…

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

This guy lives in his own reality 😂

Perpetually 15.

I thought only cute timid girls snorted when laughing...very strange from a grown man.

@MedicinalBlood

Ай бұрын

Snorting is super unattractive no matter how visually attractive someone is…

Right after Chris Pine, 'goodnight everybody.'

Glazer was on fire that night

Bert did they photoshop your stomach again on the fully loaded festival ad? U was holding that big joint and looked about 8 months pregnant.. the best shoulders tho! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

This may be the first time I see Bert in a shirt (and those shoes!)

something something THE MACHINE

These two deserve each other

I love how you address this topic with such honesty.

Bert and Tom’s set was put in the roast for a bathroom break.

I don’t think he’s any funnier than the average party bro at the average community college.

@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw

Ай бұрын

The average party bro isn't selling out arenas or touring the world.

I noticed Jeff Ross reading other people’s jokes off the tele prompter also. Unless it was just a joke he had written and recognized

I love this guy

So glad the comment section is full of famous people 😊

The world turned on Bert.

How is he so old but still speak as though he's in "Dude where's my car?"

@robertnorton341

Ай бұрын

Dude where's my car is his generation.

@samanthab1923

Ай бұрын

It’s terrible. Christina P is the same. Dude, Bro? Like you know. Can’t watch anymore

@18Callahan

Ай бұрын

Bert thinks he’s cool. He believes the enablers around him.

Burnt loves hearing himself talk and his shoulder are jacked

I've not watched the roast properly yet, but I had no idea Bert was even there

@samanthab1923

Ай бұрын

I asked why either he or Tom were invited. A Netflix package deal

@amonrodriguez3518

Ай бұрын

It wasn’t good

@mevmahmood6603

Ай бұрын

@@amonrodriguez3518 Bert's Part or the whole thing? 😅

@iandaley2295

Ай бұрын

Bort

@AJay-hp7oe

Ай бұрын

It was great roast... minus their part

Going Viral??? Oh please not even close

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

At least he is gong somewhere😅 have a Nice day

You didn’t even killed a mosquito 😂

Netflix in Brady roast showed mainstream part of Austin and good one with Tony Hinchcliffe

Bert is about to hit it big. This was a great interview

@SportsBossMan

Ай бұрын

That was the most hilarious comment I've ever read! He's about to hit it big? The only thing big is his stomach.

Burnt, you ok?

blows my mind I use to find Bert hilarious

Oh no brunt Krishna!!! This must be a mistake i thought he was getting gastric bypass for the 12th time!!!😂😂

Barf's shoes look like something from a spongebob cut stillshot

Bert is a bafoon but seems like a genuinely good dude who doesn’t mean anyone harm

I was there for big Bernt, and I'm here for healthy Brent 🙌

Bert rocking the Griswold's, hilarious

I’ve been a huge Bert fan until now. Realized something during that roast. And why is he wearing 2 watches and those shoes. This changes everything

His penny loafers LOL

@YoungOldDude

Ай бұрын

Are those the shoes from National Lampoon's vacation movie?

@samanthab1923

Ай бұрын

@@YoungOldDudeCousin Eddie’s 😂

Bert refusing to acknowledge Tony Hinchcliff.

Is he an actual comedian? Does he have any jokes or takes? Him and Tom were shockingly bad at the roast

@GolDHakl

Ай бұрын

He’s got a joke. He’s been on Joe Rogan, that’s about it.

@debthomas-blake154

Ай бұрын

Listen to him, he's actually funny in a real way. And a man who supports his friends, Jelly Roll included.

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

@davidkemp8651

Ай бұрын

@@thomaschristensen4406 it was an honest question. I’m doing great btw, thanks for asking

@BrokeTheSeal

14 күн бұрын

He takes off his shirt and laughs like hyena

Isn't this the guy that did "The Machine" comedy bit?...doesn't wear a shirt guy?

@aphotosyntheticworld

Ай бұрын

Spoiler alert! Thankfully you couldn't have spoiled his only two bits he's ever done I'm sure there's more to him than that.

@marshalbaek5580

Ай бұрын

@@aphotosyntheticworld Ha! Yeah, that machine bit is the only one I've really seen. It was funny...but I haven't seen anything else from him. A lot of people on here seem to hate this guy. Did he do something stupid and say something stupid to piss everyone off I don't know about?

@nev3084

29 күн бұрын

​@marshalbaek5580 i thoroughly enjoyed all of his netflix specials but man him and tom bombed on the roast. Badly.

@marshalbaek5580

29 күн бұрын

@@nev3084 I didn't see it, but that's what I've heard...

He is just so unlikable. He clearly finds himself so funny

@GoldenBuddah1972

Ай бұрын

I love him

ABC: “You’re on network TV.” Bort: “%#*$.”

Big fan of Bert and Tom, But they did not do well lmaooo

Put Bert and Ronnie Mund from the Stern Show in a room together!

60 year old: i still party

Tony went Slim shady mode

Wow, he has a shirt on, 😜🤪😂

i like this version of Bert . He's not obnoxious as before . good for him.

Clark Griswold called. He needs the shoes from Cousin Eddie back.

@iambetterthanu

Ай бұрын

Lol I don't get the reference but I laughed anyway. Those are some faggyslippers.

@SilentBob731

Ай бұрын

@@iambetterthanu It's from National Lampoons' Vacation.

Bert and Tom was one of the weakest link of all the comedians at the roast ..

@TinkDaddy234

Ай бұрын

They were on stage and you wouldn't have been able to help the caterers... seems like they're up.

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

@Tyrone283

Ай бұрын

@@thomaschristensen4406 LOL lame

Bert is the 🐐

@steveprescott3374

Ай бұрын

He is! THE GOAT.

@GoldenBuddah1972

Ай бұрын

Three of the smartest people here.

@BrokeTheSeal

14 күн бұрын

The GOAT of hack comedians

Anyone ever make it through his movie the machine? Real question.

He was mouthing almost every word in the joke Tony did about him if you look closely lol

Good morning

LOL what is up with those dainty princess slippers?

Was wondering if he’d have a shirt on.

Nice shoes Burt!

i didn't recognize Brent with his shirt on.

Machine story mentioned for 1,000,000,000 time

Baller watch

The funniest joke he's ever told, he doesn't even think is a joke. "I have the perfect male body." Lmfao hahahahahahahaha

@DarthObscurity

Ай бұрын

No, he is most definitely not saying it as a joke, he quadruples down and is completely 100% serious the entire time.

Eduard franz talk about James mason

Bert is the Kim Kardashian of Comedy

I'm glad to see Bert's doing better he was a mess not that along ago

If it wasn't for Brendan Schaub, Bert would be in that same spotlight at full Luminosity.

He's walking pretty well after the leg got removed

Nikki Glaser did amazing. Literally did not miss even one joke

Dude cries every time he laughs to make it look real. Bert, you’re the worst. Tom is incredible and you’re lucky to have him as a friend.

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

@peterdirection4608

Ай бұрын

@@thomaschristensen4406 nope, just hate how fake he is

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

Love your attitude❤️

Last time Brent was on Kimmel he was promoting his 'movie' based on that one joke he's got.

Only interesting comment he made was about Netflix editing out the audience booing Kardashian. They should have edited him out completely.

@SportsBossMan

Ай бұрын

He's so out of touch, he thought he and his partner were actually funny on the Tom Brady roast. His set should have been the first cut.

0:46 no kidding

Came here for the comments

Can you guys come and just put on a show in my living room??? Make a dream come true?! You have multi-generational fans in my living room !!!:) you and Tom and Christina P. and anyone else!

“We did great” 0 self awareness

@SportsBossMan

Ай бұрын

I fell off my chair when he said that. Bert and Tom's bombing at the roast made Pearl Harbor seem like a firecracker going off.

I almost never gave Tom Segura a chance bc if he was even a teensy bit like Bert I knew I’d hate him. Tom is awesome tho and I can’t believe he’s friends with this guy.

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

I bet you have no friends😅

@dogologyaz5625

Ай бұрын

I agree. I’ve never understood it. Bert is the most obnoxious, rude, ignorant and self centered person. A terrible friend. Why Tom why?

🤣

Bert’s shoes 😂 looks like my coke head tios shoes 😂😂😂

Funny that in mentioning people who killed at the roast, he mentioned Kevin Hart and not Tony Hinchcliffe, who was only bested, maybe, by Nikki Glaser. And I guess Hart killed, for him. I laughed at 2 of his jokes, which is two more than I had laughed at the rest of his career.

@jadenlife

20 күн бұрын

I bet you have sooooo many friends

Bert may be my favorite human in the world.

@GoldenBuddah1972

Ай бұрын

Thank you. I don’t understand why everybody hating on him. I think he’s funny. I don’t understand why if you hate someone so much, why would take time out of your day to tell people about it?

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

Im comenting on most negative her in positive veay, Just to meg the haters feel stupid. Those negative comments are Just tradgic, hope someone helps them with their mental issuse

@SportsBossMan

Ай бұрын

@@thomaschristensen4406 When did you become the comment police?

@thomaschristensen4406

Ай бұрын

Its fun to be the only positive 😂 people are so sensitive Even though they are the biggest sum suckling trolls😂

@nev3084

29 күн бұрын

​@GoldenBuddah1972 im a big fan of Bert's comedy but they bombed hard at the roast. It does bug me that bert is kind of a narcissist though

Bert does it. For his fans. His kids. Bert does drinkugs. Ask about the future story please . Jimmy and the other guy Tom

Is Redbar watching?

Burnt Cristie!!!