“I’ve done podcast with people that have not spoken at all” Yeah we know Bert it’s called 2 bears 1 cave

@javiernavarro5465

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA truth

@jackkarapetyan2064

3 жыл бұрын

💯

@B.OKwithShay

3 жыл бұрын

Just Tom giggling in the backround

@TellurianMan

3 жыл бұрын

very nice, A+ observation, i've thought that a lot and Tom knows it too and enables it, i feel his joy when Bert gets in his mode.

@allenlord3679

3 жыл бұрын

Everything he's been on.

This is like a conversation between an alcoholic in a rehab center and his nurse

@thomaschristopherwhite9043

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much what this is.

@Fentanyladdict

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobyilee4528 no one cares

@vivienmartin225

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobyilee4528 it’s called an analogy

@micheeyangxo

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivienmartin225 love this comment

@BigWave6890

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobyilee4528 it’s funny cuz she actually was a nurse when they met

This is Bert when he reads one book, imagine if he ever manages to finish a second one lol

@Dirtbiker463

3 жыл бұрын

Reading? Nah... he just watched a couple documentaries lol

@colind1637

3 жыл бұрын

He’s never read a word, just half listens to audiobooks while sleeping

@EE-ie9gm

3 жыл бұрын

Where’s Bobby?

@Aaronlovesmusic970

3 жыл бұрын

@@EE-ie9gm that is Bobby

@brendencrowe8407

3 жыл бұрын

imagine if he would’ve finished that first book

I was listening to the audio version and thought Bert's intro caused Bobby to clam up. For like 5 minutes I thought Bob was just waiting to be introduced.

@gomcocramp

3 жыл бұрын

i had to relisten the first 5 min with that perspective now thx

@stayaway7357

3 жыл бұрын

Same! Haha

@ahhchickenn

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking same lol

Barf as an interviewer: "So you have two sisters, are they hot too?"

@Jaglicic1

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@Grilledhotchips

3 жыл бұрын

Smooth

@RD-qb7sd

3 жыл бұрын

Legitimate question.

@meggiemegggs

3 жыл бұрын

Asking the pressing questions here

@josef2012

3 жыл бұрын

TrashMaster30000

Lagerbelly.

@Cyxz666

3 жыл бұрын

Larderbelly

@slimthickens3981

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcuschatman4296 i agree my robot friend

@Sleigh

3 жыл бұрын

@@slimthickens3981 all my friends are robots....

@jerrys.5410

3 жыл бұрын

Beer belly

@BeyondSorrowYYY

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sleigh :(

The fact that bert said he is Hyper-Self aware just shows how unaware he is.

@seanlynch1185

3 жыл бұрын

He is all nervous energy but his shtick is chilled out fat man - it doesn't work

@TellurianMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanlynch1185 i disagree, i think his schtick is clearly manic, self-absorbed guy....to me at least. Tom appears to know it and encourage it on 2B1C

@LiLKK713PB

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanlynch1185 seems to be working out pretty well

@zdsrtgnzetmyet

3 жыл бұрын

spot on lol

@JWB671

3 жыл бұрын

@EveryChevyChase A rich one...

Khalyla: "He had a cargo ship, he transported beer" Bert: O.o

Can we please have Steebee Weebee on soon? It’s been too long

@dalal3729

3 жыл бұрын

yessss please

@RazorJamz

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSSS

@Kenpachi_White707

3 жыл бұрын

Can't forget when steebee said "your just like father" to Bobby lmao!!

@tobyhuffer4950

3 жыл бұрын

Out of the loop, what did Steve do to PD?

@ericasmith2397

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!!

Bert "I started seeking out young men online" Kreischer

@jvajdos

3 жыл бұрын

Bart*

@kelanjames3488

3 жыл бұрын

@@jvajdos bruce*

@KG-tz9cb

3 жыл бұрын

@@kelanjames3488 bonk*

@NobodyOfficial.

3 жыл бұрын

Brett*

@MechanicalPigg

3 жыл бұрын

Burnt*

How to get Bert to tell 5 stories at the same time and finish none of them. Say hello to him.

Nobody loves to hear Bert Kreischer talk more than Bert Kreischer

@seanlynch1185

3 жыл бұрын

He is all nervous energy but his shtick is chilled out fat man - it doesn't work

@BXBZ88

3 жыл бұрын

Ah 100%...........

@p344y

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-sp4iz I mean bro how do people still think this guy is funny? His act is beyond tired

Bert - "I am hyper self-aware . . ." Ahahahahahaha, good one!

@josef2012

3 жыл бұрын

The cognitive dissonance is thermonuclear.

@TheXentox

3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of him telling a story with leann where he was like oh im hungry i havent eaten all day long and she was like you just ate soooo many things (forgot what it was) and then he started laughing cuz he forgot and said that happens often

Bobby whenever you have a special please have the song “ me walking down the street” playing in the intro/credits... I’ll go nuts if you do lol

@lvx_rose

3 жыл бұрын

That would be so epic 🤣

@BronzeBellaBria

3 жыл бұрын

Upvoted

@liftking6198

3 жыл бұрын

@@lvx_rose I can so picture it! I know everyone else can too! Haha

@bryeebouchard3149

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@kshinokevin

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q36j29SjZqXNYrw.html = :Me.... Walking Down The Street (With My Friends): 1 min. = a classic Bobo/Slept King song...

Right after the Mencia episode, Carlos announced his brand new podcast...”taco belly”

@BadGoyz4Life

3 жыл бұрын

And new girlfriend khaleela

@mikemiles8403

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@priyonjoni

3 жыл бұрын

Also hired a producer named Jaimie

I low keyed freaked out when Bert mentioned Age of Samurai. I was Shibata Katsuie in it!

Khalyla: lists everything he father did in his career Bert, clearly not listening: WAS HE IN THE MILITARY?!

@LeaveChrisAlone18

3 жыл бұрын

That's bert with everyone

@hollyk7052

3 жыл бұрын

He’s always onto the next topic in the middle of another, I love the functional ADHD

@stephenpowling

3 жыл бұрын

Bert listen? Are you insane?

@dot_t

3 жыл бұрын

Bert thinks about what he's going to say next instead of listening.

@stormbreak13

3 жыл бұрын

I mean.. She doesn't even know if her own dad served in ww2.. So can't really shit talk Bert for being ignorant of his life.

i got excited when bert starting on carlos, then got distracted :(

@bearded_z0mbiegaming108

3 жыл бұрын

Good. Not for someone worth a snickers bar...

Seeing Bloat untethered reminds me how good Tom is at reeling him in

@BadGoyz4Life

3 жыл бұрын

I swear if his next special isn't called Bloat Untethered

Carlos was saying "I've already said sorry!" AAAAND "I'd say sorry IF there were actually people I needed to say sorry to"

I swear If I hear Bert say Obsessed or Fascinated one more time

@ryancecchini3468

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah or “perfect example”

All tiger no belly.

@Em91s

3 жыл бұрын

all tiger different belly

@madebymollo1780

3 жыл бұрын

@@Em91s no tiger all belly

@NSRKracing

3 жыл бұрын

All belly no tiger.

@RazorJamz

3 жыл бұрын

All belly, no tiger

@NickyNunchucks

3 жыл бұрын

Bruce's belly makes up for it

When Bert says he tries to internalize everything he means he makes everything about himself.

@anthonymiller934

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@erod425

3 жыл бұрын

You must be new here

When is Bobby’s mom coming back on. They said it wouldn’t be the last time!!

@Arokosaki

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best episodes

@zephyrleapold6796

3 жыл бұрын

Was one of my top episodes.

@cghchgify

3 жыл бұрын

HOLA!

@jand8303

3 жыл бұрын

Bambaclat

@daveh4925

3 жыл бұрын

She is in hospital at moment at my hospital prayers!

Bert: "I'm trying to figure this out" Instead of just listening to her tell him exactly what he's trying to figure out.

@jmendezsj

3 жыл бұрын

He’s annoying to watch

Does Bert get all his worldly information from movies and buzzfeed articles.

@DannyMdlG

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he kinda made sure to tell us that.

@Sam-vs5kg

3 жыл бұрын

I think his name is Bruce.

@FartinHolesInMyUndies

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-vs5kg Bruce kershner!

@bearded_z0mbiegaming108

3 жыл бұрын

He Gets it from special promotional packets on crates of beer...

@josef2012

3 жыл бұрын

And Instagram.

Khalyla and Bert are pretty great together. They could do a podcast together. Bert killed this one.

There's something so calming and lovely about Khalyla's whole aura. Bobby is so lucky man.

@srhofer1108

3 жыл бұрын

I’m just going going

@p344y

3 жыл бұрын

She’s literally not calm at all she’s a bundle of nerves and paranoia lol she constantly talks about it. I have anxiety and there’s a whirlwind going on inside of me but on the outside people tell me I look too relaxed

@cody2470

3 жыл бұрын

@@p344y you know her personally? It seems she’s growing as a person and that’s incredibly admirable in itself. Nobody’s perfect.

@Solidsnake856

3 жыл бұрын

@@cody2470 except for me. I'm perfect

@Corn0nTheCobb

3 жыл бұрын

@@p344y but her *aura* is calming, like he said

I can't even imagine how much dumber Bert was in college. This guy really should be unloading trucks in Florida somewhere.

@philipnalls

3 жыл бұрын

*dying lmao

@dankoni

3 жыл бұрын

k... what are you doing with your life that's so impressive? 🙄

@socrattt

3 жыл бұрын

Someone's jealous.

Last time Burnt was on TIgerBelly he was wearing a Tacoma Rainiers hat. This time it's an Everett Aquasox hat. This guy must love the Seattle Mariners' farm system.

@halfrican92

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm not the only who noticed. I was like "wait are my eyes deceiving me? is this comedian from tampa really wearing an Aquasox hat?"

Bert - "and your mom is filipino right?" Lmao

The "Up next" banner has me dying before I'm even 12 minutes in... 😂☠ This needs to be implemented on every podcast Bert is on!!!

I needed this. Been having a Bobby Lee kind of week. Birthday is on Sunday guys - i’ll be in LA all the way from windy NYC. 👍🏽

Burt is just good vibes man. I feel like he can sit in a room with anyone and be their best friend

Bert is such a drama queen I love it. He was up to date with the bill burr and h33h3 controversy and now he even watched the Mencia one lmao

Bobbys makeup artist deserves an award

Burnt Chrysler!

@graveyard_mojo

3 жыл бұрын

No thats Bruce kurshner

@Grilledhotchips

3 жыл бұрын

It’s entirely possible I thought that exact thing when I got the notification

@SquillyWonka

3 жыл бұрын

Nah that’s butt guzzler

@RileyReidMeABook

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grilledhotchips okay, Joe Rogan

@spartacus1308

3 жыл бұрын

Flying dildos

The moment i knew i was a weeb was when Khalyla kept pronouncing it "Hairy Carey" instead of Harakiri and I got pissed and decided to write this stupid comment.

@Polyfusia

3 жыл бұрын

There was an actor named Harry Carey and I swear everyone pronounces it wrong because people passed it down after reading it like his name. Annoys me as much as "expresso". Ugh.

@garthbeguin9497

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this. All I could think of was seppuku and couldn’t think of the word she was going for.

@josef2012

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats?

@Betty-Boop809

3 жыл бұрын

@@Polyfusia There is/was also a famous baseball announcer for the Chicago Cubs named Harry Carey.

@Ryan23251

3 жыл бұрын

Khalyla is committing sudoku

The timing of your first sponsor break is hilarious. You all really nailed that edit.

The "up next" animation was a nice touch, good job PD 😂

bruh how you not gonna have bobby on

@matthewkelley377

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be insensitive he just passed away.

Bert “I’ll give you a perfect example” Kreischer

@Sickmadecustoms

3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh hundred percent

Bart refuses to admit he just discovered Hardcore History

@synthWizkid

3 жыл бұрын

Dan Carlin is AWESOME

My man's Bert out here saying people have vocal fry while he upseaking so hard I feel like he's trying to sell me a car All love lol

Omg I was having such a bad day. Then this notification popped up and now it's instantly the best day of my week thank you!

'I started seeking out young men online'- Bert Kreischer

I never thought I would ever say that Bert Kreischer has good recommendations for novels. But Flyboys is a fucking amazing and eye opening book and I wouldn't have known about it without Bert. Love you Bert. Fuck less dogs and recommend more history novels.

Khalyla's point at the start is so true, about losing touch. Every LA comedian went from relatable normal people to rich as fuck drop tens of thousands of dollars on a meme, making fun of normal people etc within like 5-10 years

@ChichiNaka

2 жыл бұрын

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 Who? Every single LA podcaster besides Rogan started in some shitfuck apartment for the most part outside of the rich kids who were born into money

@can_you_help_me_find_her9456

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChichiNaka like Bobby, lmao. He was born into a family that has money. Besides that though you're completely right, they all talk about how they had to struggle and live out of their car while doing open mics. In all fairness though, from what he says Bobby also lived out of his car at one point, and this other commenter obviously is trolling.

@can_you_help_me_find_her9456

2 жыл бұрын

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 you know what else was rich before? Yo mammy's sugar walls. Now it's like zebra stripe gum, lost all the flavor.

@ChichiNaka

2 жыл бұрын

@@can_you_help_me_find_her9456 Bobbys parents were also rich growing up, owned stores, able to send their fuckup son to rehab constantly

@can_you_help_me_find_her9456

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChichiNaka yeah, that's what I was saying. Also something else that I think is odd, is how often he brings up the "terrible trauma" that his dad was at times drunk or physically abusive. Like I totally understand that's traumatic but Bobby is what, 50 years old now? I had a dad who whipped my ass too, we were poor and I guarantee he beat my ass worse than Bobby's dad did him, he knocked me out cold one time. But my point is that I'm half Bobby's age and it still makes me feel weird talking about it because it's like well, I was a kid and I'm a grown man now, get over it. It's just something he uses as an excuse when he goes to rehab, then leaves after a couple weeks. Oh, my dad hit me and my mom. It's like okay, join the club Bobby.

I'm really glad Khalyla has BloodBath, because she's not going to have an opportunity to speak here!

@Mecha-ddafi

3 жыл бұрын

Good.

@nezmustard

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why she had Bert on.. he brings out out an honesty in her. When Bobby is there she falls into shadow play and lies Bert sees right through it.

wish there were timestamps on this one to skip some of berts ramblings lol

@fulltang1

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@aidanbagwell9590

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao dont watch it then

"I never listened"...no shit Bert. When he's not running his pie hole, he can barely wait to start rambling on again. Reminds me of my cocaine days.

the "up next..." bar KILLED MEEE

Every single person in the world has an accent.

@stoneraleks6515

3 жыл бұрын

Even mutes?

@Dripperharry.ell123

3 жыл бұрын

@Greyson Turner yes.. it does.

@Sam-vs5kg

3 жыл бұрын

What about people that just started dating each other?

@Etticos.

3 жыл бұрын

@@stoneraleks6515 if there is a mute that uses sign language but only has one hand is that a speech impediment or an accent?

@josecintron2972

3 жыл бұрын

@@Etticos. that’s a shitty life mate

The "up next" ticker is the best thing I've seen on a podcast, and frankly the best thing this year.

Oh my God!!! “Piolin En La Mañana!” I’m cracking up!!! Obviously, I’m Mexican!!! 🤣

Bert changes subject as quick as the Dog in Up chases Squirrels.... love him

Am I the only one that listens to this while getting ready and having to rewind when you missed something constantly

Harakiri/Seppuku... for a full minute I was like "who's a Harry Carry"

This is the greatest! We need a regular rotation on our favorite hosts.

He got so excited when she was talking about a other person and he was so much excited

“Who hasn’t body slammed Bobby”

@dumbvedeoz

3 жыл бұрын

KHALYLA CLEANING HER POOL TO STAY HUMBLE THE DEFINITION OF POVERTY!

Bert: "I'm not gonna defend what Japan has done"...tigerbelly podcast edit. Bert:"I'm watching this new thing..." Hahahaha

Bert calling out that Americans are selfish because he realized that everyone has an accent makes me so happy because it always pisses me off when someone like Jimmy Kimmel says he doesn't have an accent unironically and the whole audience agrees. at least some people aren't completely ignorant over there.

Mr. George please don't change it i love it when you laugh it feels like there's a comedy club crowd

@1eleazarjr

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike FFG back there laughing extra hard for Bart Kreisvder. Who gave him those notes? Or is he kissing Barrts ass?

loving how huge Burnt is in Bobby's chair 😂

it’s bruce krishna

I absolutely love the cut at 33:13, I need to know what Bert rambled about!

@trapchurches555

3 жыл бұрын

Probably literally nothing he’s so annoying

I’m surprised no one turned on Warzone in the corner to give Bobby a spiritual presence in the room

Bert "I seek out young men" Kreischer. I should add that this was a really great episode, Bert and Khalyla are awesome together, who would have guessed

Why in the world would you have bert on if theres no bobby?!?! WTF!!

"Any white man moving to the Philippines is a gambler" I love you Bert. I needed that laugh. One of the better podcast episodes I have seen on youtube. Love it.

Bro, i cried laughing when the "up next" bar popped up 😂

I’m 5 minutes in: Berts ADHD, and Khalyla enabling him, has got me so lost. 🤦 LoL

@MattB90

3 жыл бұрын

so lost that you forgot the word is "enabling" lol im lost too so im comment trolling

Whoever gave Burnt Crystler the "Up Next" scroll, Gilbert or George, is a genius. Bert is uniquely incapable of finishing a thought without starting 12 more incomplete thoughts first. He needs a scroll in every podcast he does.

45:15 - That's not the kid you're going to raise if Bobby's his dad!! Lol

Khalyla did a great job holding down the ship. I salute you Queen Koloko.

I actively avoid Bert’s podcasts, and then he guest hosts the one pod I look forward to all week 😒 whyyyyyy

Khalyla for 285 episodes: i grew up so poor, i cant empathize with sad boy music about sitting in a room, i grew up in a third world country, Khalyla on episode 286: I grew up very very rich

@FartinHolesInMyUndies

3 жыл бұрын

She has definitely mentioned that on more than one episode, loser

@agiadzixi793

3 жыл бұрын

yes a heard that new twist also, and she repeat "very rich".. What is with bobby lee???

Berts "Listening Face" is even interrupting lmaooo

Here because of the Everett Aquasox hat! Holy shit! Grew up and lived in Everett, WA. Even went to the game when Randy Johnson was rehabbing an injury 😎 My man 👊

Bert cant help but talk about asians when talking to asians.

I like Bert as a person, but, when he starts three to four sentences in a row without finishing any of them, I want to throw my phone against the wall.

@TheEmzley

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude, I think there might be something wrong with him.

@ImSuperGoodAtDancing

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh… 🙌🏽

I’m glad Bert eventually got to the whole Mencia episode debacle. I feel like we never got a follow up on how they felt. They did a great job btw...

Love the Paris Texas art behind Bert!!

@skaipaints

3 жыл бұрын

that's so nice to hear. I gave them the print of my oil painting as a gift and I want to cry they placed it exactly where Bobby sits

TigerBelly without Bobby Lee is Like pizza without the sauce or cheese....

@nicholasdau3690

3 жыл бұрын

So like a tortilla?

@noxzillaswoonswerthy6429

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasdau3690 they make pizza on tortillas where you’re from?

@nicholasdau3690

3 жыл бұрын

@@noxzillaswoonswerthy6429 Lol I guess not but I wouldn't knock it out of bed

@noxzillaswoonswerthy6429

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasdau3690 you tend to eat tortillas in bed and call them pizzas?

@AF-ib8ec

3 жыл бұрын

Subway sandwich

Bert is so over-confident in his intelligence to the point where he embodies the over-confident white man meme.

@KG-tz9cb

3 жыл бұрын

It’s tough to watch... i get so embarrassed for him lol

@Thoughtprovokinghmm

3 жыл бұрын

At least he spreads some joy 😅😂

@josef2012

3 жыл бұрын

To a repulsive degree 🤢

@cius2112

3 жыл бұрын

Uh he literally says he did not know Brazilians spoke Portugues. Lol yall must be booty hurt about the vocal fry comment.

@seanlynch1185

3 жыл бұрын

He is all nervous energy but his shtick is chilled out fat man - it doesn't work

I love how EVERY guess Bert made was wrong lol

“Why are school done the way it is? Let’s fix school”-future leader Bert

Ill keep saying this, Bert's great with 2 Bears because Segura/Nadav knows how to handle the conversations. It becomes very chaotic everywhere else

@kmolnardaniel

3 жыл бұрын

The problem is when Bert starts sharing his "serious, deep thoughts", and Khalyla talks about how poor she was. Do they think, is it interesting to anyone? I bet, half of the audience is not english speaking native, nor wealthy. Why don't they talk about anything fun, is beyond me.

@covidkiller420

3 жыл бұрын

lol some of us love it. I love bert n his craziness, he's very entertaining

@covidkiller420

3 жыл бұрын

@@kmolnardaniel why don't u just enjoy the show without complaining lol

@Broot603

3 жыл бұрын

@@covidkiller420 I usually listen to them regardless because of the love I have for him, but boy it is difficult at times lol

@kmolnardaniel

3 жыл бұрын

@@covidkiller420 you are right, sorry

Fun fact, my great grandfather invented the crescent shaped ice cube. He had over 200 patents, however he struggled with Bi-Polar Disorder, and he did not patent that machine. It was inevitable stolen. Still neat that Bert's favorite ice is that one.

finally someone brings up that carlos mencia episode

I hated almost every comedian coming up at that point Bert was talking about. Now the podcasts have given new light to all of these people and how funny they really are.

When Khalyla asked if he was enemic I thought he was going to say I am an alcoholic

The collab you knew you didn’t want

"get bert because I don't want to talk a lot" XD

Bert’s mind is like a cat with a laser pointer

Not gonna lie they have good chemistry

Man I Love Bert . No one elses stories can even compare.

Burt talking about Ari with this forgiveness thing haha

The ticker for Bert's topics 😂😂😂