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@Freckle_McMurray

6 ай бұрын

Did you know that cats can be gay lesbian or bisexual :3

@burjkhalifa2173

6 ай бұрын

make a pt2 to the how gta civilians survive when the gta 6 trailer drops and include gta vice city. the marketing for your channel will go bonkers.

@xlilmx5735

6 ай бұрын

Make my video bitch

@mc-inversal7069

6 ай бұрын

@malwrld Mr. Mal I'm kinda confused ngl: are the great expectations of Ice Spice meant to be an ironic jab, at how in contrast to your warrior of god, she's not living like that? Or is it a genuine just like positive bless-you one-two from a hypotethetical check in with the divine forces we all happen across. No hate, just kinda confused

@Opmehh124

6 ай бұрын

Ok

“The moment you come out the womb u will be hated”

@ikkou111

6 ай бұрын

Damn!

@Fireroderickcummings

6 ай бұрын

WTF 😂😂😂

@ThisPersonIsARe

6 ай бұрын

Relatable not gonna lie

@dimosguy1987

6 ай бұрын

Now i know how Ares feel during the Greek mythology

@AskMeWhyYoureStupid

6 ай бұрын

That is in fact what the video said fish for them likes kid.

God been giving me lvl 99 boss battles since Pre-Alpha

@burjkhalifa2173

6 ай бұрын

make a pt2 to the how gta civilians survive when the gta 6 trailer drops and include gta vice city. the marketing for your channel will go bonkers.

@burjkhalifa2173

6 ай бұрын

but anyway, i hope your mentally doing well malswrld !

@TheprophetDJ

6 ай бұрын

I can do better my mother was my first Boss battle she was lvl 99 and I still can’t beat it

@nigelbhebhe2805

6 ай бұрын

That's how it be though!

@nigelbhebhe2805

6 ай бұрын

@@TheprophetDJdamn that's wild

“Life and depression WILL be putting up kobe and shaq numbes” im dead😂😭

@elbonnybar

6 ай бұрын

at least he didn't mention Jordan cuz that would be just exponentially worse.

@bryankennedy3719

3 ай бұрын

Lol right and this is worse it's two hall of famers

Peter Parker: Damn, he just like me for real Mark Grayson: I know right?

@kabukiuchiha6020

6 ай бұрын

Facts

@kristopherwillis8075

6 ай бұрын

Facts 😂😂

@callmev3531

6 ай бұрын

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of Invincible. Thank you also for the honorable mention of Spiderman.

@ultrabusterninja9424

6 ай бұрын

Dayum

@KainSpada09

6 ай бұрын

Spawn: and that’s why I beat the shit out of everybody.

"When you get outta that stage, you'll focus on yourself. Hit the gym, make dumb $$$, have a wife and kids. Your life from that point will be like a movie" Someone needs to hear this

@Diamond-rl2on

5 ай бұрын

Amenoooo I can't wait But I need to improve myself first

I felt that overthinking, low confidence and anxiety one 😂

@ALEXNHERO

6 ай бұрын

But I'm God strongest soldiers so I'll be Ight 😎

As one of God's "Strongest" Warriors, This is 100% accurate. Thanks, God.

“Your only real friend will be a guy named Jerry”

@mediocri5y

6 ай бұрын

Jerry a real one he'd probably square up with god if he had heard all of that and was right there

@davidstepney5394

6 ай бұрын

Don’t forget Jerry was ready to kill for Mal without hesitation

@Opmehh124

6 ай бұрын

And your only friend will be named 🫰🏿🫰🏿 what was his name oh yea jerry oh and he will still your ice cream and smash your girl

Bro's prepping to be a Spartan

@RazielTheUnborn

6 ай бұрын

A Spartan-II no less.

@oolooo

6 ай бұрын

You mean the member of a protected class of jackasses who depend on a whole slave class to do their work and a mythology of them as warriors that has little basis on reality holding up their crumbling state and regional and international influence ? .

If this is what God told me before I came out the womb I’ll be happy as fuck to know I’m his strongest warrior but I just feel like he hates me.

@user-bx3uk7sl4y

6 ай бұрын

Used to feel same; the nicest people go through hell and frieza training

@togucvinw7

6 ай бұрын

All jokes aside bro God gives the hardest battles to His strongest champs. Just take a redbull and take it as if you playing dark souls, the gratification once your rewards comes after the battles will be even better 💪🏾🙏🏾

@Jdude281

6 ай бұрын

Just gotta remember. If the world hates you, it's cause it hated him first.

@kingkodobigblackchewie9087

6 ай бұрын

@@user-bx3uk7sl4y I wouldn’t use the word “nicest” to describe me, more like a okay guy I guess.

@kingkodobigblackchewie9087

6 ай бұрын

@@Jdude281 yea and man does it feel like the world just shits on me.

Bro has to go through suffering just to get the best life possible

"Life and depression are gonna be putting up Kobe and Shaq numbers" Holy shit. That ... Damn. I'm gonna go outside and think about that for a few minutes.

i cannot explain to you how much I needed this

You forgot the part where he'll get ran over by a car on his wedding day, which puts him in a coma for a decade when he wakes up and finds out hes paralyzed forever, then gets diagnosed with cancer before trying to kill himself and failing three times.

Mans starting life on veteran difficulty.

@trevonw67

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@potatomine6678

6 ай бұрын

Lmao for real

I know this is satire; but if this ever becomes real life, just know that we DO care about you Mal❤

Guy: So this is what it's like to be Spider-Man? Spider-Man: Sucks doesn't it?

When the sad theme from tell tale walking dead hits, you know things are going to be depressing. 😂

The life of Megaman X, Zero, and the Hulk be like😂

As someone with a disability this resonates so hard because people tell me I'm such a strong warrior, and hey I'm pretty strong, but holy shit life kicks me hard.

Psalm 46:1-3 - God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. and the mountains quake with their surging.

@CrimsonChickenPatty

6 ай бұрын

amen

@smithsmith3323

6 ай бұрын

Amen, bro

@wudez

6 ай бұрын

Amen.

@withertempestprime8718

6 ай бұрын

Amen

@KINGDREX24

6 ай бұрын

Amen

I want a sun wokong video where strong gods find out about how strong he is

@KireaPhillips_superj0ka

6 ай бұрын

And Heracles will confirm it.

@painvillegaming4119

4 ай бұрын

@@KireaPhillips_superj0ka😂

“The second you turn 18 you will have three new friends, overthinking, low confidence and anxiety get used to them” GODAMN😂😂😂😂😂 (it’s still cap as you gain said friends at 16)

Writing Spider-Man be like..

@chriss.249

6 ай бұрын

Lol not all writers be like that But u not wrong about Zeb wells writing him😂

@chriss.249

6 ай бұрын

Ngl, Megaman X, Zero, and the hulk have it far worse than Peter does😂

@huntercheadle2679

6 ай бұрын

*Paul has entered the chat just to fuck up Peter's life with MJ*

@retronerds6884

6 ай бұрын

​@@huntercheadle2679god I hate marvel

@retronerds6884

6 ай бұрын

​@@chriss.249marvel really hates Spider-Man 🤦🏽‍♂️

Damn felt like I was listening to my own story 😭

im going fucking insane

@the_jam_man

5 ай бұрын

Same dude. Same.

God's Strongest Warriors pays the greatest price I guess that's how life works but we still have your videos to keep our morale up SUCH a 🔥video by the way. WE MAKING IT OUT THE WOMB HAVING DEPRESSION WITH THIS ONE🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

Therapy is going to be something you need for the rest of your life

Bro these vids fire every time I hope you reach a million!!!❤❤

“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”

I feel like they told us this before we were conceived fr.

Damn he getting the guts treatment

Mals the G. O. A. T. 🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Get used to them, they'll be with U 4 a while" Damn Y even get born? 😂😂😂

We have been blessed with another upload! Thank the heavens!

This should be good. Edit: Dam, this sounds pretty accurate

Fye as usual

The Telltale Walking Dead music really helps capture just how depressing this is. I miss Lee.

My mans about to have that doofenshmirtz backstory.

"Excuse me, may I please speak to the manager? Yeah see, this life you're tryna sell me, well the package _looks_ pretty, buuuut then I turn it _over,_ and there's this-- the whole back is just, just _gone. And_ it's saying it's comes with additional features included, like hopes, friendship, parental affection, stuff like that, but they ain't in there, you seein' this? And then we got, y'know free service and help line to a personal agent, where's the number, w-who am I gonna call, Ghostbusters? Ay, ay-ayo, w-what heheh, what you mean, no refunds, I ain't even bought it yet-- HEY! HEYY!! Man, this some _buulll_ sheit... wonder if that scalper out there can get me a better-- oh, oh what's that? You don't want me to go talk to him, I'll 'void the warranty'? Heh heh heh-- _WHAT WARRANTY?! HUH!?! YOU GIVE ME GARBAGE, YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE A_ DAMN _ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT!?!_ Maaan, I'm outta here. Ayy, my man, what you want for that? It got free tech support, right?" --Typical conversation in an Apple mall outlet.

On god, this sounds like one of those Isekai anime/manga that has the same plot where they either get cheated on or have the worst day ever and have to go through it to get success.

Strongest Warrior here: it started easing up about the 24-27 age range. Keep going my fellow warriors: your journey is not yet over

Thank you my guy for another vid bro Ps amazing video man

Imagine the start of your life and an angel tells you this😭😭 just sent you on earth just forget it all.

“Overthinking, Low Confidence, and Anxiety, get used to them” 😭😭

Bro really said you will know depression

Very interesting video. The angel starts saying how everything will turn out good in the end but they didnt care past all of the pain that was assured him was necessary.

My soul felt this. 😭 God be creating some strong ass people.

@Diamond-rl2on

5 ай бұрын

Like is hard as hell

The guys at Heaven be wanting to turn coal into fuckin' diamond with that one.

Bro what in the fuck. You jus literally told my life story. I'm just in the middle. This video was a blessing, I love the title bro💯

You gotta do one where the ninjas talk about fighting Ryu Hayabusa

Malswrld did again... that's 🐐 sh*t right there!

"You're gonna be one of God's warriors!" "What, like Kevin Durant, get there for the rings?" "Nah, like James McAdoo."

If there is a god my only question will be "why?" And then idc where i go as long as I know why i went through so much character development for absolutely no reason

Love ur videos man

This video has 68k and 10K likes... that's how you know this guys fans actually ARE fans. 300K on the way!!❤❤

I feel attacked😂, brotha just called out my whole life😅

Bro is talking about Archangel Michael

Man...this is scarely accurate... daamm. No wonder things are actualy getting better.

Just like the Lord said "But he that shall endure unto the end shall be saved" Matthew 24: 13 Get over them mountains people, its worth it.

Realest video he has ever made.

1:26 I wonder if anybody caught this one "I did see guys spinning the wheel of bad events is going to happen to you" 😂😂😂

top two but not two....u my favorite youtuber fr watching from South Africa

Mal being one of God's strongest warriors is about to make the book of Job look like easy mode 😅

I actually needed this

not the plot twist in the ad, this man don't miss!!!!

Being Spider-Man is a sacrifice -Miguel

Man said we giving u that Timmy turner life with no fairies

1:26, Welp, at least there’s a “Focus On You” era at all in this scenario.

Damn listening to this it like wow guy couldn’t catch a break till he hit rock bottom

I needed this man, all i can really do is sigh heavily and say "It is what it is" 😂😅

It all makes sense now 🙏

I’m on that overthinking low confidence and anxiety arc right now 😅😂 I guess God is still finishing the scenario for my movie

Gah dayum this hit home 😂 felt like i was getting a horoscope reading 😂😢

This the walking Dead music near the end bringing out the feels out of left field made this hit harder

This man really just gave a full on play by play of 95% of my life and posted it on KZread💀💀

Dub for capitalizing the G in God

I hope they make a movie of this man

Love your content keep up the great work

My God bro. Bro didn't even ease him into it. Just threw all of that shit at him

This is very relatable to me thank you mals

With that background, you know his dad is either gonna be ghosting or dead af at birth

This is our generation now 😂

Life and depression putting up Kobe and Shaq numbers geez lol

I'm in the military bro this made me feel better because I'm in the "age 7-19 phase"

Damn, I had no idea I was one of God's strongest warriors.

Homie I’m too high for this. Now I’m here staring at the wall.

I was laughing at first and then got curious about how my life is described in every sentence... Shi got too real too quick.😞

May I suggest a video? . . Make a meet-up of soulsborn bosses and have them talk about how each of them destroyed the main character!

Ares: That's how it feels, my god.

I'm going through the exact opposite right now that is crazy you made this video

Bro this is almost too accurate

I wish i had this preview before life

Bruh. This shit hit so damn hard.

Made me tear up because word for word, bar for bar lmaoooo

Bro the pain is real to become Gods strongest warrior but it’s worth it

The walking dead telltalle music got me dieing

@king360xxx2

6 ай бұрын

I love that game

@3SXOPE

6 ай бұрын

​@@king360xxx2valid

Never knew I'd miss the music from TaleTell's The Walking Dead

He living that Dunseldorf life