imagine stopping for a boat and then a crane comes down and says *"no"*

@bene2132

3 жыл бұрын

ben bowlby underrated comment

@parz173

3 жыл бұрын

imagine stopping for a pedestrian than a vehicular manslaughter charge comes down and says "no"

@parz173

3 жыл бұрын

wait i fucked this up somehow

@Anterr_

3 жыл бұрын

@@parz173 congratulations you played yourself

@lincolnehret

3 жыл бұрын

*n o*

This is why bridge builders aren't given an unlimited amount of funds.

@liam.28

3 жыл бұрын

i can feel a woooosh coming

@AR-kj1vz

3 жыл бұрын

New York and LA bridge traffic would be more

@naber_official

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@scotty3739

3 жыл бұрын

DAVA ́S GAMING reddit sucks

@definitelynotagenocider5204

3 жыл бұрын

@@scotty3739 It does and that's why people love it

Mayor: Where did all the city money go? Bridge designers:

@tofferooni4972

3 жыл бұрын

"You guys need a raise" -The Mayor

@martysh1226

3 жыл бұрын

the best part is that the bridge is only one use.

You could probably shave that enough to get top 1% Seriously though, nice job!

@kevinkeenan4963

3 жыл бұрын

U should do a series where u insanely over engineer bridges

@AylaTheQueenIdk

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see that tho tbh

@JorjiCostava

3 жыл бұрын

Sausage Egg McMuffin

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god thank you so much

@nakiri__

3 жыл бұрын

Absolute legend

Bruh, imagine spending hours of time and over $130,000 just to keep a van from stopping for ten seconds. What an absolute chad.

@ReidCaptain

4 жыл бұрын

It wasted my time; I needed revenge.

@ender480

3 жыл бұрын

I like what you consider "revenge" 🤣

@rainloli25

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReidCaptain You wasted your own time so the van won't waste your time.

@Wountie

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReidCaptain 69th like

@voidpickle5684

3 жыл бұрын

@Reid Captain so you ran out of ideas.

ha ha now do that in budget

@ReidCaptain

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think I could do it with a claw mechanism but maybe if I move the road underneath the van hahaha

@trickygamer555

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReidCaptain hey, you could make a challenge out of that. complete the level before the boat leaves the visible area but after it enters the game.

@ethan944

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReidCaptain you could make a conveyor belt type thing

@spookuhh

3 жыл бұрын

Mad lad

@kipkip854

3 жыл бұрын

It is in budget. It's unlimited.

All of this, and he could’ve just made a spring cannon

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

We need claw

@TlalocTemporal

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReidCaptain -- The Claw chooses who will stay and who will go!

@dominicmckeon9633

3 жыл бұрын

@@TlalocTemporal The claaaaaaw

@tntmage5303

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominicmckeon9633 I have been chosen

@htoo3079

3 жыл бұрын

@@tntmage5303 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

they should have a leaderboard with who finished the level quickest, so these designs can actually have a purpose

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

This wouldn't even be the fastest sadly; spring cannons are stupid fast.

@-metroro-

3 жыл бұрын

Reid Captain springless%

@philiphunt-bull5817

3 жыл бұрын

@@-metroro- this bridge uses springs.

@-metroro-

3 жыл бұрын

Philip Hunt-Bull cannonless%

@PennDraken

3 жыл бұрын

I think also a leaderboard for lowest amount of stress but still under budget could be interesting.

Tbh, there should be a speedrun category, where you have premade bridges for all levels. The only goal would be to complete the levels as fast as possible.

@ReidCaptain

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a lot of fun actually. I don't know if I'll do the full game, but maybe I'll try a few levels. Unfortunately, I think a lot of levels can be beat with spring cannons (compressed springs that expand once the level starts to launch the cars at mach 7) which makes a lot of levels trivial.

@Not_Pie

3 жыл бұрын

It's odd that Individual Level isn't that. You have to actually build the bridge as fast as possible.

@certifiedpossum8655

3 жыл бұрын

Do i sense a mega spring cannon

@tylerorr3851

3 жыл бұрын

i'd be interesting to see a poly bridge campaign done as fast as possible, still with the budget and materials restrictions still on though, but with the same idea of the pre-made bridges for all the levels.

@Not_Pie

3 жыл бұрын

@@certifiedpossum8655 yes, that's the general idea.

I see someone else is also overengineering random levels. ;)

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

You've deeply inspired me!

@turnsout689

3 жыл бұрын

Like a week ago i tried searching stuff akin to overengineered poly bridge and found nothing. Im glad these channels are popping up and i hope the will of the algorithm is in favour

@tfk_001

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyyy glad to see you here I'm legit subbed to you Edit: aliensrock also commented here subbed to them as well

@sesemuller4086

3 жыл бұрын

Use a catapult ;)

@Leo_077

3 жыл бұрын

It's not overengineering It's being inpatient

I did it with 45000 dollars just by making a sledgehammer that slams into the van's rear when it stops

@idontevencarejustputsometh4375

3 жыл бұрын

Lol imagine waiting for a boat to cross and seeing a big ass sledgehammer in the rear view

@jurnikar

3 жыл бұрын

Ima do that

@Anonymous-Chain

3 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine now: “Honey, why is there a giant hammer behind us?” “I don’t know.” “Oh, whatever. The boat is almost crossed.” “Uhhh.. dear?” “?” “The hammer is moving towards us.” “Oh no.”

Oh, the title of the level was wrong. It is supposed to be "N' Go", rather than "Stop N' Go"

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

Go N' Go

@crameep

3 жыл бұрын

?????

@thescreemregular5168

3 жыл бұрын

G o

@lazenby5793

3 жыл бұрын

Stop sign: Stop Random crane/grabby hook thingy: N O

@sidoaxyxjfruvfsidahmed178

3 жыл бұрын

اقباغاتاتتبب!!😰👎👎

This came into reccomended after watching aliensrock and I don't regret clicking it

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

I love Aliensrock's content!

@braidenlim5385

3 жыл бұрын

same

@nickbumblebee7747

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently he likes yours as well since he commented

@nickvandermolen4332

3 жыл бұрын

Edgar Salvador Same

@alexartene6813

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

Imagine you're driving down the road, the bridge ahead falls into the water and your car just gets lifted by a giant claw and brought to the other side.

This should be one of the title screen bridges

A designer knows he has reached perfection, not when he has nothing left to add, but when he has nothing left to take away.

"horribly impatient" *spends 3 hours building a crane to save 4 seconds of wait time.

@zuika1805

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like what programmers do to me

@DragoNate

3 жыл бұрын

@@zuika1805 well, it's a little more than just that but sure :p

@proredfly9410

2 жыл бұрын

simpleflips playing ROMhacks

No no no, it’s not a diamond hydraulic, “It’s a hydraulic muscle muscle”

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@gevitar04

3 жыл бұрын

*YES*

@tntcake6327

3 жыл бұрын

Hey dawg i heard you liked getting ripped, so i put muscles on your muscles

@trashmammal9203

3 жыл бұрын

@dani9462 dani9462 *flexes eyeballs*

The failed attempts with the claw is like me playing the crane game at the arcade

@tofferooni4972

3 жыл бұрын

It's a scam

@Nck0712

3 жыл бұрын

@@tofferooni4972 Once I won in one of those games but I take too many coins and I only win 3 stuffed animals in exchange for about 11 coins

RC:*trys to be impatient* also RC: *ends up sitting there for like 4 days to complete one level*

@Memeathon_Dev

3 жыл бұрын

dragonknight 101 stonks

What if You wanted to wait for boat But Crane said: *"no"*

@ZobieDjinn

3 жыл бұрын

lol there’s the same comment but worded differently

I'm gonna have to have you post more of these, mate.

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

:O Sorry, sir. Will get right on that! (Monday)

@darkholdwizerd

3 жыл бұрын

Timme

@Pizzachu0819

3 жыл бұрын

Do I sense Aussie in that comment

@aleksandersowikry7220

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmmmmmm

"Fine ill do it myself" taken to a whole nother level

Being impatient because the van stops for like 5 seconds, but being patient for making this incredible mechanism. Loved it.

I randomly got this recommended, honestly great design and funny idea. keep it up!

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@andrewsemenenko8826

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReidCaptain I like ur style) so that's a subscribe)

Van: The Claaaawww. Claw is our master, claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

When you are so impatient, instead of waiting for 5 seconds, you spend hours on overcomplicated design. Are you a programmer? :-)

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, I do program, and I do make overcomplicated solutions lol

@bluespellmaster8592

3 жыл бұрын

PiscotV he has a series on creating a game in an online graphing calculator. Even if it isn’t his profession he is a programmer after that

@PiscotV

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReidCaptain @Bluespellmaster8 Just to clarify - It was meant as a joke about that programming cliche (which is actually kind of true) :-D ;-)

@monad_tcp

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReidCaptain Overcomplicated solutions ? can I hire you ? I have overcomplicated problems here in need of overcomplicated solutions. but all I can find is JS monkeys...

The kids in that van just wanted to say bye to Grandma one more time, but no! You had to run it for them.

This is really cool, and that's coming from a professional! 😅 Good work though, I need to learn how to do more cool stuff like this!

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

I'm only a professional teenager, it really means a lot that real engineers like my stuff! Thanks for commenting!

@nicholasstamford6702

3 жыл бұрын

Are you a real civil engineer?

@cedrick25

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasstamford6702 my man out here asking the *real* questions

"I cant wait 5 seconds, so I'll spend 10h making a stupid bridge" is the polybridge equivalent of 30 sec ad that you can skip after 5 sec VS 5 sec ads.

Contractor: “...that’s not in our budget” Reid: “CRANE”

"ok i will wait this boat" BIG CLAW HAS AWOKEN

I don't know you are a madman or a genius...

@mikeolson7011

3 жыл бұрын

No genius has ever existed without also a hint of Madness.

@zakwithnoc

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

This is really entertaining. It's explained in a way that makes me - someone who has never considered being an architect ever - understand everything, but then I look back at the bridge and it's crazy how you made a crane with the limitation of all hydraulics working simultaneously, in a game where things can and do collapse under their own strain, and it's able to lift a minivan.

"Did you just take 5 hours to finish a 5 minutes level?" Haha, hidraulic arm goes brrrr

“It’s a waste of his time and of my time” *spends 4 hours building a bridge to save 6 seconds*

This man created a claw machine in poly bridge 2. This shouldnt be possible

This should be a Challenge in the game, called "Don't stop and go" and you gotta make the lazy van driver go or he won't go to the goal

“So we need a bridge to cross the river” Engineer: Build robot arm to grab cars.

All this for like 10 seconds of actual use. Thats insane. Love the video thank you for taking your time to do this.

I would love to see a Polybridge Speedrun at GDQ involving a ton of Impatient Bridge designs. That'd be funny.

Reid: *"being horriblr inpatient in poly bridge 2"* Also Reid: *spends hours overengineering a bridge*

This video is just so kind and cozy, with all that peaceful music and hours spent for simple hand of help, just love it.

That thing looks like the one smart kid in classes Eiffel Tower made out of Popsicle sticks

Governor: How much budget do you need? Engineer: Yes

The title should be “I got annoyed of a van stopping when he has a lot of time to cross so I spends hours to fix it with unlimited money so it goes faster”

Underrated KZread channel, this is an awesome build in bridge constructor of all things

Really like the idea of these videos and how it solves a simple (non-existent) problem with an overly complex use of machinery.

Nice video!

Earlier: "That's wasting my time." Many many hours later: "Now it's not time consuming at all."

You have to keep doing similar videos dude! That was really fun to watch:D keep it up

This is the first video I've seen by you and now I will be coming back for more!

The premise of this video was so pointless. *Still watched all 9 minutes and 47 seconds of it*

Imagine if the Eiffel Tower was built for this purpose.

@user-qf6ud5pl3d

3 жыл бұрын

@SEN LONG ZHAO the whole world disintegrate*. never thought of stumbling to josh's fan xD

Most ridiculous thing Ive been recommended all week. A++

Great video 👌 I am currently building my own 2D version of poly bridge (as a unity learning exercise) but I am at the stage where I find myself playing the game more than finishing the build 😅 this bridge building stuff is addictive 😁

problem: _exists_ reid captain: *diamond hydraulics*

"So, you made a bridge that saves 5 seconds just in this specific situation, right? What did it cost?" "Everything"

This is the very manifestation of "being extra" and it's fucking frightening, I love it.

From simple to ultra super mega too complex crane Bridge thing and all of that for a van that just wait for a boat to pass by under the bridge. Amazing video dude, well done indeed and hilarious AF xD

Alternate title: Spending all Day on a Basic game and making it a Rocket Science game

"HEY IM HERE NOW, LET ME GO"

Being insanely patient to be insanely IMpatient. Love these types of videos, and yours is no exception.

My favorite part is how if the claw doesn't grab the van, it all falls. It's like one person bringing down the class average

teacher: The homework is easy The homework:

How do you not have more subs? This stuff is mad interesting. I am definitely gonna stick around for more

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I have so many but I'm very happy I do!

I love this, super interesting to watch, keep doing this

Now THIS is the type of poly bridge speed run I like to see

"Being horribly impatient in Poly Bridge 2" Spends hours just to save 5 seconds

@nebularoamer4334

3 жыл бұрын

But it could be a WR

"horribly impatient" spends hours on making a design that makes it a tiny bit faster

New to the channel but enjoying the videos. These are exactly what I’m looking for in poly bridge. I’m so sick of seeing dangling roads and predictable designs. I absolutely love these weird challenges with no reason to do them besides “it sounded fun”

@ReidCaptain

3 жыл бұрын

Top 1 was fun until everything was the same 3 solutions :/ I'd rather do this stuff!

I see why this is in my recomended, its worth it, I'm subscribing 😊

"Just wasting my time" Then made mechanism that took like 10 hours

This is amazingly cool, this deserves all the traction it got :)

_Legend has it that the family in that van is still hanging in there, even today..._

Just such a nice video. You got yourself a new sub

I would argue that not only is this design really pretty, it's also cool as heck

I have no idea why this is in my reccommended, but I have no regrets from watching and subbing

nice job on the quick growth! Yesterday you had 500 subs and now you have 1.43k subs

An amazing solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. I love it

Ah yes. Being horribly impatient, probably spending multiple hours building the bridge. Absolutely loved it.

Typical engineer, I love it when they overthink the problem. Fantastic video btw!

Mortal Kombat's "get over here" but in Poly Bridge

I'm new to your channel but PLEASE make more of these "speed run" videos. They're absolutely beautiful.

This is like if you took too long to get going on a green light and somebody behind you gots out of their car and started building a tow truck. I love it.

Hey man, great stuff 👍 Hope to see more in the future!!

Reid, built a claw that carries the van to it destination before taking it back to the middle of the bridge and ultimately letting the claw unopen and let the van crash and sink to the bottom of the river. Hi Reid, I just started watching your videos, they are great!

I'm so glad I randomly stumbled upon this channel

That's a lot of work for a very simple problem. Liked and subscribbed.

Man cant wait for a meal so became a manager of the restaurant

This video is how teachers want you to answer a easy question

Thank for the solution for this level. I am not gonna wait for that caravan anymore!

That's some ingenuity right there!

Nice, this nine minutes saved me tow seconds! Awesome!!

WTFFFF How u have 7k subs JUST WTF Those videos are the best to watch and eat

This man is the definition of a genius madlad.

He spends so much time to spend the least. keep it up man.

people like you are specel i could never think of this

this is the type of guy you want to be in your group for a class project

not sure why i'm watching this while doing biology homework but i like this a lot