“Why did I use metal on every part of the bridge except the one supporting the dump truck?” -Captainsauce 2021

@lanzobrown3655

3 жыл бұрын

Idk

I love how after the intro we get to see a truck keep flipping and deforming itself.

@theofficalmothcman

3 жыл бұрын

Stop it I got here first

@skulkrzer9964

3 жыл бұрын

No one cares

@skulkrzer9964

3 жыл бұрын

To the person ubove me

@Nigh1mxre

3 жыл бұрын

It’s funny how (griffon) how you are salty about me commenting. Clearly you weren’t first. But you can believe what you like I guess. Your choice.

@ebroblox2053

3 жыл бұрын

And then it just bounces back into action keep going like OK I’m gonna make it this time oh never mind

"Welcome to PolyBridge 2, the only game where you can spend tax-paying dollars to make a 300-pound man named Bubba do infinite backflips in his lube truck, yet still call it a "bridge""

@reaperyoutube5472

3 жыл бұрын

Lube truck

@Boojump

3 жыл бұрын

The only game where defying physics if a feature

@YeetmanTheTrue

3 жыл бұрын

“Alright, so we’re playing the-“

@apersonwhotrolls7140

3 жыл бұрын

@@reaperyoutube5472 yes and it holds enough lube to last all quarantine

“Spring and a miss” is captainsauces whole poly bridge career in a nutshell

@huang111

3 жыл бұрын

“We’re at 2 hours and we haven’t beaten 2 levels yet”

@wolfycobra7260

3 жыл бұрын

LAMO-

@sohaib_t

3 жыл бұрын

@@karam_goated3371 who doesn't tho everyone likes to play games otherwise why are you here

@sohaib_t

3 жыл бұрын

@Deborah Ajao I feel like if you don't play games you shouldn't watch some one playing them

@sohaib_t

3 жыл бұрын

@Deborah Ajao yeah ik that

Anytime a plane is about to tickle a bridge, that's too close, Sauce.

@secretbaguette

3 жыл бұрын

Planes should not be cuddling bridges. Not forbidden love, just atypical.

@ronancavett1272

3 жыл бұрын

That's what they want you to think

@n1thecaptain965

3 жыл бұрын

As a person who has tried fly planes under and though bridges in videogames and almost always either ended up swimming or a ball of fire, yeah, this is accurate

@Jermain-cz4bh

2 жыл бұрын

@@secretbaguette sexist lol

@kingconrad4577

2 жыл бұрын

Keyword: “about”

10:40 William's spine when he got springlocked.

@fencinboidatboyo9504

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt he could always come back if a tractor crashed into his spine

“The monopoly man is too busy exploiting the working class to realize his destination is right behind him.” - comrade captain sauce 2021

@mohammadsaleh1998

3 жыл бұрын

destination

@pipsqeak7104

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammadsaleh1998 ye

@redactedoktor

3 жыл бұрын

He’s got a pretty good work ethic and track record with the soviets! I bet he could make an entire playlist named “Commie games” and there would be hours upon hours worth of videos!

“When it comes to airplanes how close to hitting a bridge is to close” Captainsauce whatever makes the plane go through the bridge

@zsmusicmonstrosity9913

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment right when he said it

@chance1479

3 жыл бұрын

@@zsmusicmonstrosity9913 me THREE XD

@weliketodance

3 жыл бұрын

Me fourr!!!

@redditersinn4737

3 жыл бұрын

Me five

@Saber_Tooth

2 жыл бұрын

Dude. I read this as he was saying it. I live in a freaking simulation 😂

anyone remember the level when cap made a bridge for a bus that got 100 STRESS and DID NOT BREAK

@ownzone8172

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I remember lol good times am I right

@iamcanadian921

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@marcosvazquez5912

Жыл бұрын

What video is that

@dieselhall4505

Жыл бұрын

@@marcosvazquez5912nice to know I’m not the only one visiting old videos

@marcosvazquez5912

Жыл бұрын

Yeah since cap hasn’t been uploading anymore I figured I’d watch the og good stuff

Sauce, Solar Smash got an update! NEW PLANETS AND A NEW WEAPON! Secret Planets btw. Wont spoil how to get them tho. Here's hints! 1. Pancake 2. Freezer 3. Purple Man 4. Donut

@floridamanwhohatespeta8111

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down calm down.

@cubingbloodhound3525

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome!!!

@AjarTadpole7202

3 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum?

@shadybanana6553

3 жыл бұрын

Lets push this comment to the top

@NOTanAriral

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like some interesting stuff, I'd love to see cap's comedy on those. Can't wait, lets get this comment up there so cap can see.

“I’m a bridge builder not a dump truck biologist” XD

@madkingace1798

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sniper8589-0 I’m glad u shared that gave me a laugh

@JustinW134

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sniper8589-0 did not need to see this but good think i did

@xe8081

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta break some bridges to.... Drown a dump truck

@Noah-jl2of

3 жыл бұрын

Hi I’m new to this Chanel does this guy still play battle cats

@games_forlife2551

3 жыл бұрын

@@Noah-jl2of maybe one day he will stop cussing and go back to battle cats 😥

Captainsauce: it seems like a normal bridge Me: yes it does Captainsauce: ok, here's a fighter jet doing a strafing run on a riverboat

@nota_ninja3909

3 жыл бұрын

Sir let's calm down now

@Anonymous-eh3bt

3 жыл бұрын

LOOOL

@angrycrusader1147

2 жыл бұрын

@@BruudaOsas stop

@the-Jubi-no-okami

2 жыл бұрын

@@angrycrusader1147 wat

@xianjacobsolo8654

2 жыл бұрын

@@BruudaOsas AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infostructure!” *Captain Sauce 2021*

@secretbaguette

3 жыл бұрын

A Infastructure Please

@TheAlexandrine

3 жыл бұрын

@@secretbaguette it's infrastructure

@lululolly

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlexandrine its infostructure XD

@TheAlexandrine

3 жыл бұрын

@@lululolly infostructure is a completely different thing, in this context it's infrastructure

@lululolly

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlexandrine r/woosh

Here's a fun fact: if you make a strong enough bridge, there's an easter egg where whatever is oncoming has a unique interaction. The stunt plane crashes into it and explodes (still blows up the bridge though), the boats sink and don't break your bridge, and the fighter jet shoots the bridge with a missile.

"The concept of the bridge seems easy anough" famous last words

-CaptainSauce 2021 "OH my gosh! I'm the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure!"

@Trailmaker.

3 жыл бұрын

soooo.... tony stark

@MeowMeowMan.

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trailmaker. True Tony makes dangerous destruction suits.

@H3r0toZ3r0

3 жыл бұрын

Someon0e needs to make that in to a TABS unit

My Teacher: If the tank fills at a constant rate of 3 liters per minute, how much would be in the tank after 19 minutes? Me after an hour in math class: *hopefully enough to drown myself*

@beginnerletsplayer3486

3 жыл бұрын

I'm out school but still mood

@purplecat6578

3 жыл бұрын

57 liters

@iron_ant_6906

3 жыл бұрын

“Show your working” -every math teacher

@Rednax1128

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplecat6578 I was about to say that, you took my answer

@purplecat6578

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rednax1128 You're too slow! That's my sonic impression.

"It seems like the Monopoly Man is too distracted with exploiting the working class to realize that his final destination is within a fart's distance behind him."

@The_Artist_Official

2 жыл бұрын

So he’s a politician now?

@TheWonderlandWitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_Artist_Official nah, he’s a wealthy man sponsoring politicians

I wonder if CaptainSauce will ever return to Scrap Mechanic because his videos on it were really entertaining. Also, the new survival mode aspect is something to take a look at for sure.

@tharobotdevil993

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

“We’re gonna CSI Miami it” immediately breaks

“You either make it, or you don’t make it there is no try” -Yoda

Cap played poly bridge so much that he learned the power to broke time and space in poly bridge

Yay more poly bridge and that was really really close one in the intro good job cap

Hey Cap this is a really good study tool because I’m taking a geometry exam tomorrow thanks man I’ll edit the comment and let you know the score! Edit: Forgot about this comment but I needed a 60 to pass the class and I got a 61!

@gotsomham

3 жыл бұрын

You better

@melissajohnson5734

3 жыл бұрын

If you don’t I’ll explode

@Brandon-ct8vo

3 жыл бұрын

Wish you luck!!!

@cheeseman-qi8fp

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck!

@zultimate420

3 жыл бұрын

you better give us that score(trying not be rude)

Can we just get a plaque of all Sauces quotes.

To cap: I want you to know how much you mean to me and your community I am currently 14 and have been watching since age 9 and your videos still bring me a smile no matter how worthless haters might make you feel, you have the power to make a person light up with joy every single time they see you. You are the best

It’s a shame he’s not done anymore of these 😢

Sauce is gonna be Tony's Infrastructurer...

you gotta give it to Sauce, he got that clutch real nice.

I'm so glad he brought this back!! he should definitely bring this back often. I totally forgot about this game

I'm fighting depression, anxiety, and stress. These videos get me through the day. So thank you

WE DONT NEED BRAIN CELLS WERE WE'RE GOING! I just summed up every single video ever done on poly bridge.

@jc___underscore___

3 жыл бұрын

*where

@waspshower

3 жыл бұрын

@@jc___underscore___ WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO CORRECT ME! IF ITS A SPELLING ARROR, IT SHOULD ADD TO THE JOKE!

@RGBCuber

3 жыл бұрын

@@waspshower probably becasue they don't get the joke of adding a slight mistake to a sentence.

@waspshower

3 жыл бұрын

@@RGBCuber question. Are you agreeing with me?

@RGBCuber

3 жыл бұрын

@@waspshower i'm more of the supportive neutral zone.

“As much as this game makes me want to build myself a perfect triangle to supuku myself with, I think I might just disconnect” -Captain Sauce 2021

The best part is that for “Spring and a Miss”, he keeps making adjustments to cope with the van and it just ends up being worse

I would love to see a compilation of the attempts in those hours it takes to make these vids

I love how he says he’s a bridge biologist and not a dump truck biologist

I remember when we could do a thing like this and not be ready to get every shot in existence

How better could my day get!? I’ve been watching cap’s videos all day and he uploads!

Hey cap, try using a spring on the extra bit of road you're using to catch the van. Have the spring absorb the momentum, not solid steel.

Yes, Captian, you are the Tony Stark of dangerous infistructure.

@cosmicthief6667

3 жыл бұрын

Omg he my brain box

@zachsmthinorother6574

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicthief6667 Yes, I see that I need to release proper grammar into that pea brain now.

"69.420 potatoes worth of contraction." Great choice of words there cap.

The fact that the truck with the gasoline (most likely) does not blow up after the loop is...amazing!

Spring and a miss was honestly genius

I was just binging this earlier today

@theghost56animations7

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@jpthepug3126

3 жыл бұрын

Bing

@essentialsacrificeguy

3 жыл бұрын

Bing pot

hey sauce what you could have done for the lats level is stuck with the design that worked and on the piece that broke just turn it into a steel muscle. more expensive but stronger

I’m so glad this series is back!

This and the Bossa Studios games are my favorite series

Guys, I was rewatching his knockout league vids and I realized HE HAS NOT COMPLETED THE GAME! He has 2 fights left. PLAY MORE KNOCKOUT LEAGUE PLEASE CAP!!!!!

@stormflyer6574

3 жыл бұрын

He hasn't completed alot of games. One off the top of my head is budget cuts 2

@potatojohnny3898

3 жыл бұрын

I guess he doesn't really wanna do any vr right now

That plane is damn close

Thank you for having this channel exist it has given me a laugh every so often which helps a lot with shit going on with my life and thank you

@bensabot3582

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry if that was depressing

“I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure.” -Captainsauce

@cbntdragon6908

3 жыл бұрын

Bruv remember the time some bush camper shot u but u were running juggernaut

Shawty like a melody in my head

@Crowthley

3 жыл бұрын

Got me singing like

@verycoolname6252

3 жыл бұрын

Piggers (Poggers but epic pig edition)

@gonkdroid3078

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crowthley na na na everyday, like my ipod’s stuck on replay

I need more crossout please cap

I love this entire series

Thank captainsauce, fans for keeping the series going👍🏻

hey cap, r u ever gonna do more vr, you kinda eneded it right after coming back. if you can see this please answer in the next video. like so cap can see\

@5years16dollars6

3 жыл бұрын

Yah his last vr video was on the new update on vacation simulation and I would love more of it

“I’m a bridge builder, not a dump truck biologist”

Seeing these Poly Bridge Videos is amazing, and its what i mainly watch (Other than tabs) here. Please continue playign this or tabs after you have completed both :)

Here's a quick tip for you Cap - muscle supports. When your only issue with a bridge is a single piece of metal (or wood) breaking, just replace that one segment with two fairly skinny triangles. (visually, this would like it going from -- to ) This is a significantly stronger segment, and is really easy to add into an almost working bridge for a quick fix. It probably would have worked for that last level, for when you first got the swapping spring direction working, when the only thing that broke was a single piece of metal.

IT HAS BEEN 31 SECONDS HOW ARE THE 76 COMMENTS

Day 33 of asking CaptainSauce to change his name to Sauce Daddy.

these videos just have me rewinding them over and over because they are sooo goddamn good

“ I’m the Tony Stark of dangerous infrastructure” -CaptainSauce 2020

I had the opportunity to be first...yet i slipped and cleared the notification ;-;

Nobody can and will have enough of this amazing man

Can we appreciate that cap has come this far and hasn't quite this game from rage I love this series and the bridge's he builds are they even bridge's at this point tho

People who play poly bridge 2 with that plane level:*makes a working arc bridge, a nice elevator* Captainsauce: *makes the plane play hole in the bridge*

“300 pound man named Bubba do infinite backflips in his lubetruck” -Tony Stark of Dangerous Infrastructure 2021

10:11 beautiful love the comparison

I can see that you put a lot of time and effort into these videos, and I appreciate it! Keep up the good work!

Your the one youtuber that I can binge watch without getting bored. Thank you for uploading !

@ben_dover97

3 жыл бұрын

You're

When 12:38 came along I laughed so hard that tears as salty as the saltiest part of the ocean cam (came) out of my eyes!!

The commitment it takes to return to this game again and again with no regard for his sanity is astounding.

cap: *tells a really good explanation and makes a great bridge* me who saw the intro of the same bridge but it looks different: 😶

16:50 i'm gonna be 100% honest, this idea is genius!

captian sauce needing that lube truck from the intro to help with that plane

U make me happy even in tough times cap. I love ur videos and have been watching u from the start.Keep it up❤️

Sometimes I wish I was dead for a month for the only reason to watch 30 videos by captain sauce

Deck the hall with gasoline Fallala la la laa Light a match and watch it gleam Fallala la la laa Now the school is burnt to ashes Fallala la la laa Aren't you glad you played with matches Fallala la la laa

@lancebremer7671

3 жыл бұрын

Rose's are red Violets are blue Play more slime rancher Before posting something new

i really love how much sarcasm captain has

Love this

When you get a plan, but then you just see it not work, while in the process of trying it... -Poly bridge 2

I know you put in a lot of work but I do enjoy watching you. Keep up the great work.

@CaptainSauce, you can make the Bridge endure the impact by using the springs to absorb it. By holding the bottom right ramp with springs instead of steel in 18:58 the ramp would steel feel the impact but it would give in a bit and therefore increase the time it takes to decelerate the ramp downwards.

Please keep playing this! I have faith in you!!

Two trailers drowned round the broken bridge, round the broken bridge Two trailers drowned round the broken bridge, round the broken bridge Guess who’s back? Back again. Cheap wood is back. Warn a friend Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? (Seagulls fighting over popsicle sticks) I created destruction No one wants to see a good bridge no more. They want money Chopped budget Well if you want a bridge, this is what I’ll give ya A lil’ bit of a build mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that’ll jumpstart this shet quicka When the drivers get shocked at the lake By the wires, which aren’t cooperating At the lake, when the bridge is detonating Hey! Stop debating Give me money, get the bridge operating Or they will be on the bridge explodinating I know you have a life miss Cheney, My bridge is complicating! Let me be me or you will see Their deaths don’t need to be on me You can’t shut me down, let me free You have no bridge, without me Get ready, this is gonna get heavy This is your fault Gibby! This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me I deserve medallions, I can be rebellious Be embarrassed You’re overzealous Helpless I can say on my mission BETCH This is nessasary Not that scary You pollute the airwaves I’m a rebel Ask the fact: Why do you think you’re kissin my jass This is not a disaster You make it a catastrophe You’ve been kissin my jass You always ask for me (Sans funi song) I fix that antennae Your’re scared of the splinters Your’re askin for attention I’m the best thing since wrestling Off my bridge, no place to be nesting Testing please Crappy bridge? you asked for me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me I’m tiskin taskin You can’t talk that shet You can get your jass kicked You don’t know me Ur gae Imma listen to techno! Let’s go Give me the signal With the bad bridge? We don’t need no insults The thing is suspenseful I only had pencils I’m more than a symbol It just seems Everybody just needs me This must mean you need me Face it, you need me! Your not the first with this controversy Shut up, I’ll make a bridge for Elvis Presley Underbudget, even with shet tools, I’ll use these extras to get wealthy Hey! Here is a concept that works 20 million dollars emerge No matter how many cast to sea You better give that to me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me This looks like the job for me Everyone, please pay me This is your fault, the controversy You have no bridge, without me

@btb2954

3 жыл бұрын

stop

@gotsomham

3 жыл бұрын

Wut

This looks so cool

@Jasere292

3 жыл бұрын

Bro when I reset my Page it’s like 1000 people type at the same time

That intro though impressive

This is glorious

God this series. I feel bad laughing so much because this would literally make me crazy if I was the one playing. 😅

Captainsauce is A class Bridge builder

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS, Poly Bridge 2, Firework Mania, and Boris the Rocket!

Best KZreadr hands down

That plane pilot has extremely good precision to Tetris its way through that bridge

I'm pretty sure the last bridge broke because it bonks into the top platform, getting air, and then smashing into the bridge, so you should probably just make the moving part longer.

No worries about delayed days, after spending hours struggling on a bridge I'll take a break too.

I love the tears of pain with the dump truck

As so as I saw your intro to the game, I then realized that your whole vid is gonna be about the dark arts of making bridges

Love your vids

Love the video please make more poly bridge 2