"That dog is sick!" "That's an eldritch horror." "Ok but I don't need to know what breed it is to know that dog is sick!"

@benjaminstorace6699

2 жыл бұрын

* Proceeds to remove mind warping splinter from "paw" * * Eldritch Horror leaves of its own account because its problem was resolved * "Tol'ja"

@Jarjarvideos

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminstorace6699 Dog was sick, jus needed a lil help is all! No need to be all scared it weren't foamin er nuthin'

@Grabnok

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminstorace6699 I just imagined the cartoon "pop" sound after he pulls out the splinter and it's suddenly a more "normal" shape before leaving calmly despite having been a snarling mass of violence just moments before.

@ralek592

Жыл бұрын

​@@Grabnok classic tom n jerry shenanigans

@stevencurtis7157

Жыл бұрын

I love that eldritch horror genuinely sounds like a dog breed in that context 🤣

Himboism: the only protection against cosmic horror.

@moemuxhagi

2 жыл бұрын

Another reason why himbos are our true saviors

@cogsworther1639

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know if you've every seen, "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device," but draws the exact same conclusion, and I am here for it.

@zomegaexalpha4708

2 жыл бұрын

@@cogsworther1639 i 100% agree

@Grabnok

Жыл бұрын

@@cogsworther1639 What episode?

@RainWorldEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@@moemuxhagi or whatever other imbo you are!

"Man that's a big octopus."

@Dhips.

2 жыл бұрын

"Why is there so much silly lookin' fish?"

@conq1273

2 жыл бұрын

"Hank! That's Cthulhu the elder god!"

@WillTBear1

2 жыл бұрын

"That's a weird name for a fish... Is it tasty?"

@SEEKER_Of_CULTURE

2 жыл бұрын

@@conq1273 cthulhu is a great old one Elder gods are the beings who sealed him

@brianreaver

Жыл бұрын

@@SEEKER_Of_CULTURE Dey sealed him with salt? I like salty fish.

In a game of Call of Cthulhu I played in years ago, one of the investigators was a real salt-of-the-earth southern old man. The running gag was that every time he passed a sanity check, he just said "that ain't real" and went on about his business like it never happened. To this day the phrase "that ain't real" makes me laugh.

@primary2630

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao that's good

@vanillagorillaog

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@stupidthefish1979

2 жыл бұрын

That ain’t real

@IrvingIV

2 жыл бұрын

That ain't real

@vanillagorillaog

2 жыл бұрын

That ain't real

In the universe of the Magnus Archives, most monsters feed on fear more than actual people (not that they won't kill people, but that's not typically their goal), and one person survived an improbably long amount of time because she just fainted whenever she saw something scary and then these horrific abominations couldn't frighten her any more and just kinda moved on.

@curlygurly2112

2 жыл бұрын

then there's that other lady who had an experience with The End and now she doesn't feel fear like even at all.

@Lexicon2896

2 жыл бұрын

There was also that one guy that The Stranger was trying to feed on and he just Didn't Notice for a while.

@someoneawesome8717

2 жыл бұрын

@@curlygurly2112 Georgie didn't survive because she was ignorant though, she basically survived super depression and most of the paranormal bullshit decided she wasn't worth it anymore

@emmajaramillo9160

2 жыл бұрын

what episode is this

@someoneawesome8717

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmajaramillo9160 well Georgie told her story in Dead Woman Walking while Fiona (the one who fainted upon getting scared) was discussed in a Season 5 episode where we got a bit of an infodump about Gertrude's assistants

The voice is so much like Wally's that I'm just thinking about Wally as a Warlock who thinks his eldritch patron is his best friend

@alansmithee1412

2 жыл бұрын

"A GIFT FROM RAT JESUS, PRAISE BE"

@cassiemoyles4177

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I NEED that now!

@LoudAngryJerk

2 жыл бұрын

I did a character like this in a campaign. It was this unknowable arcane sigil that followed her around. It used to be an archangel but it fell. I was playing a little elf girl who had not an ounce of sense to her. She trusted everyone implicitly, including this fallen archangelic sigil and so much of the time her patron was just effectively getting her out of trouble that she put herself in, because it knew that if she died so did it. It was trying to teach her how to survive, and any advice that revolved around abandoning faith in any individual she would brush off, like "no, no they're just playing." Or "no silly, people are inherently good, we can't just leave them, they'll get hurt." When in truth they were like, brigands or cultists. Two of the main dmnpcs that started following us around we're actually just randomly generated enemies at one point who didn't want to let her down.

@scottmcintyre2809

2 жыл бұрын

@@alansmithee1412 "No Wally, that's the Great Horned Rat. Where did you even GET Warpstone in New York?!"

@bendubz9000

2 жыл бұрын

crossover episode where Wally gets to meet J'er'em'ih

That's just called "having an open mind", just because your house pet doesn't conform to the laws of the Euclidian space and Newtonian physics, that doesn't mean he's not a good boy.

@Drekromancer

Жыл бұрын

That's the most wholesome, dimensionally tolerant thing I've ever heard.

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

Like in Monster Hunter International. The characters need to have "flexible minds." Cause they do occasionally kill Old Ones. Or thier servants.

@JoshSweetvale

Жыл бұрын

An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred.

@okkoheinio5139

Жыл бұрын

​@@JoshSweetvale how does that work?

@potato4dawin1

Жыл бұрын

@@okkoheinio5139 enemy soldiers no longer have to assault the fortress. They just walk in through the unbarred gate

Old Man Henderson works on a similar concept. He’s already, diagnosably, insane; so he dismisses eldritch things as either “the ugliest damn poodle I’ve ever seen”, or as hallucinations, because he knows he gets them sometimes. Also he uses a necronomicon page to roll a jumbo-sized blunt at one point. Irrelevant, but I’ve always loved it.

@christophkogler6220

2 жыл бұрын

literally smoked Cthulhu out

@lilstubbs9553

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Lode422

2 жыл бұрын

Remember that Old Man Henderson went out KILLING AN ELDER GOD.

@CelticPheonix101

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lode422 no, no, no, he went out *sharing a blunt with an elder god before they both died*. And Hastur never even learned whether Henderson was his first or last name...

@aliciacordero8399

2 жыл бұрын

I actually almost laughed myself to death the first time I read the tale of Old Man Henderson. Wife had to ask if i was ok because i was just wheezing on the floor 😂

Conclusion: Ricky "I always believed in Santa Claus" Matsui and Walter "I love you, Rat Jesus" Kugrich would fucking factory reset Cthulhu's ass into the next layer of reality

@shanedixon5845

2 жыл бұрын

this is the best comment I've ever fucking read

@cadmiumv

2 жыл бұрын

This comment should be framed and hung in the Louvre

@44tuck3r

2 жыл бұрын

Why i am i crying

@davidfarmer4092

2 жыл бұрын

Poetry

@ArkAngelHFB

2 жыл бұрын

When you stare into the void... and the void blinks first... Mostly because you forgot how/what blinking works/is.

In Germany, there's a P&P game called "Plüsch, Power und Plunder" (something like Plush, Power, and Trinkets). You play as stuffed animals which have the task to protect the children and each stuffed animal has unique powers. One of them is the ability to fly which is possible because the stuffed animal is too dumb to know that it can't fly.

@GuybrushTThreepwood

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know German, but plunder is an English word (generally referring to valuables gained from conquest/adventure). So, Plush, Power and Plunder probably fits just fine.

@dschehutinefer5627

2 жыл бұрын

@@GuybrushTThreepwood Unfortunately not in German. We have the verb "plündern" from the same root, which indeed means "looting", but the noun "Plunder" isn't used for "loot" (which would rather be the term "Beute"). Instead Plunder is used to invoke the image of random junk items of low value that you may want to get rid of at a flea market.

@GuybrushTThreepwood

2 жыл бұрын

I see. Trinkets, or perhaps baubles would be a good good translation then.

@squattingheads

2 жыл бұрын

​@@dschehutinefer5627 I would say that thats a more modern understanding of the term though. I think just two generations ago, people would have used Plunder just generally for a collection of mixed items. Without the devalueing undertone

@freya002YT

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect

It's similarly reflected in bloodborne. At low insight, the winter lanterns have to deal a lot more frenzy damage to fuck you up; but at high insight, a single glance at them could rob you of your entire life gauge

@chazaqiel2319

2 жыл бұрын

I just love how thematic it is that insight, mechanically, does absolutely nothing. It's literally just for lore and completion purposes, but in regular gameplay it's nothing but a liability. It's literally Miyazaki saying: "Well, if you insist in gaining knowledge that will benefit you in literally no way, all you have to do is lower your frenzy resistance. Have fun facing the cosmic horror!"

@reperfan4

2 жыл бұрын

Oddly enough there's another way Bloodborne shows how this kind of stuff could be avoided with the Skeptic Man NPC. He's the only NPC with a questline that never ends with him going insane and it's not because he's dumb - he's actually one of the most lucid and intelligent NPCs in the game. Rather it's because every time you interact with him he calls you a liar while claiming HE knows the REAL truth, any advice you give him he'll do the opposite, and any time he comments on other NPCs and what he thinks of them his interpretation is always the exact opposite to what they're actually like. He literally avoids insanity by stubbornly just living by a "I reject your reality and substitute my own" mentality and interpreting everything he sees as some kind of trick that he's "too smart to fall for."

@kittyplayz1480

Жыл бұрын

@@chazaqiel2319 don’t you need like forty insight to see the amygdalas and be transported by their grasp rather than killed? Or is that just a coincidence that I’ve just passed that threshold every time I am able to perceive them

@asherandai2633

Жыл бұрын

@@kittyplayz1480 been a while but I’m pretty sure you only get transported if you survive the damage, regardless of insight. I know you can get there with zero insight, as I dumped all my insight in my first play through and still ended up there… but I don’t remember how exactly. Might be tied to game progression.

@kittyplayz1480

Жыл бұрын

@@asherandai2633 so it is the tonsil stone for the base game one, then, and the eye of a blood drunk hunter for the dlc. I could never figure that out

We really need a season using the Call of Cthulhu system. I wanna see how Brennan just goes absolutely wild on some like vacuum cleaner salespeople or something

@alsonchiu8569

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe have Becca DM

@Snoozems

2 жыл бұрын

Seconded

@mischief.brewed

2 жыл бұрын

Prolly have to play pulp cthulhu if they want a season and not just.... Two episodes and a tpk haha!

@ReinaRoyal

2 жыл бұрын

That or like Delta Green

@Just_Tyree

2 жыл бұрын

Itd be similar to his evil one off he did with Matt and them

I love that Brennan is such a nerd that he drops the term "hound of Tindalos" into a conversation.

@Mesanin3

Жыл бұрын

the smartest man in any room

@oscarlove4394

4 ай бұрын

love how he can't remember "hank or ox" but he can remember hound of tindalos.

@lugialover09

3 ай бұрын

I love the fuck out of him for it. Hounds of Tindalos are one of the coolest Lovecraftian creatures.

@Thegbear

2 ай бұрын

If you’ve ever heard of Alan Resnick before who did This House Has People In It and Unedited Footage Of A Bear, you should watch Children of the Mirror. It has some awesome lovecraft references in it you might enjoy, it’s funny, but also disturbing in a super subtle way. Highly recommended.

My group that I play that game with on tabletop simulator had a round where I ended up as Hank. By the end of the game he was an absolute monster. He never lost sanity and he rolled like 20 dice at once to attack things, he was just annihilating everything on sight. We maintain the reason the Great Old One didn't wake up during that round was because it learned to fear Hank as he ascended to divinity

@claraclenky9843

2 жыл бұрын

“Hehe that blobo looks funny,ima smack it” and just like that he killed a god

@ytuser4562

3 ай бұрын

@@claraclenky9843lmao

In a world of gods and monsters who warp the sapient mind, it pays to just barely count as such.

@mr.nerd3.142

2 жыл бұрын

Or to already be warped beyond recognition

@Drekromancer

2 жыл бұрын

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

This was a rule in 6th edition of Cthulhu. If I remember correctly, if you were going to gain an insanity you rolled an INTx5 check, and if you *failed* you didn't go mad because you didn't comprehend what you saw. I scrapped it because I ran for a lot of min-maxing fiends who would absolutely make the stupidest possible characters. Fun fact: you rolled Size and Int in the same pool of results, so people can be big or smart. So I was faced with a lot of 8 foot barbarian professors and detectives who could barely tie their own shoes until I instigated that rule.

@PoeticElysium

2 жыл бұрын

"What is your doctorate in?" "Smaathing..."

@The1337Duke

2 жыл бұрын

"Damn bro, where do you work out?" "The Library" -Snap cut to an 8ft, 40IQ beefcake pumping iron between stacks of unread books, slamming protein shakes and dunking on nerds

@IrvingIV

2 жыл бұрын

@@The1337Duke Nah he helps sort the books and carries the blind visitors to the braille section and back again.

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Idk that sounds hilarious

@smartalec2001

2 жыл бұрын

Chthulu vs. the LA Lakers

So what we're essentially saying is, Homer Simpson could theoretically defeat an Elder God?

@fairystail1

2 жыл бұрын

pretty sure Homer is an Elder God at this point He's immortal and just being near him did drive Frank Grimes to insanity.

@BirdmanDeuce26

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he did get briefly sent down to Hell to be punished for his gluttony by eating infinite doughnuts, and he managed to somehow make Hell run out of doughnuts. He was literally able to consume infinity of something - an Elder God would be a cakewalk

@Shenaniloon

2 жыл бұрын

He has just enough sense(at least most of the time), I feel like Cletus would be the actual one who could. Him and his infinite spawn

@liger04

2 жыл бұрын

He beat Cthulhu in an eating contest, chopped his body to pieces, and then boiled and ate him. And it wasn't out of some vengeance or desire to save the world, either. (Though he was threatened into the contest at first) He just enjoyed the eating contest until Cthulhu passed out from overeating, then guessed that his undying flesh would make a good gumbo.

@cubescihist6737

Жыл бұрын

@@fairystail1 Kind of like Fry from Futurama, who *Spoiler alert* defeated the flying brains thanks to his stupidity.

"That dog is sick" [demonic noises] "yup, that dog is sick" I now love his power

This man would see an Eldritch Being Lurking from beyond this layer of reality and just be like "Y'know, what the dog doin'?"

"Ya can't break what's already broken" -Fiddleford McGucket

Eldritch horror must be the only game where having low awareness is good

@wandering_scavenger6756

2 жыл бұрын

it can be a blessing or a curse or both

@thomasparkin259

2 жыл бұрын

I suppose if you're going to get eaten by a brain shattering horror from beyond darkest nightmares of man it's better to have absolutely no idea that's about to happen. Just blissful ignorance and then BAM! Turbodeath, no desperate eye gouging or bloody gargling as you try scream yourself to death for having seen the thing

There are few greater highs in Arkham Horror than playing Hank with Shotgun.

@bentonic4998

Жыл бұрын

George: "My god, what is that horrid creature??" [chik-BOOM] Hank: "Dead."

Cthulhu: I am Cthulhu! I shall destroy this world and consume your soul! Dumb character: Ahahahaha... funny looking squid...

@SynthApprentice

Жыл бұрын

Got a li'l sumpin' in ya beard, buddy!

@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484

2 ай бұрын

*slowly pulls out a bottle of hot sauce*

Conan the Barbarian was able to face off against a number of eldritch horrors basically by not caring about the grand revelation of the cosmos. He sees a corner-hound or a mi-go and is just like "pfft, whatever," and hits it with a sword.

@dianauwu1312

3 ай бұрын

So what, he's shown like, the heat death of the universe and he's just like "meh, unimpressive" *BONK*?

@DinsRune

28 күн бұрын

​@@dianauwu1312 "Whatever man, I've got my own shit going on"

god i NEED to see brenden's take on CoC. after baron, i feel like he could give us all nightmares for decades, even as we laughed ourselves to sleep

@pxmonkeederp

2 жыл бұрын

Brennan.

@LePoetKing

2 жыл бұрын

coc...

@B4GMan

2 жыл бұрын

Call Of Cthulhu

@definitelynotjamie1192

2 жыл бұрын

@Amel Gris clash of clans

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”

@SynthApprentice

Жыл бұрын

I dunno bout them fancy words, but I think that there big green fella has something in his beard.

@StarboyXL9

Жыл бұрын

More powerful then is the human mind that cannot correlate ANY of its contents!

@nightcoresubliminals2038

8 ай бұрын

My mother is a neuroscientist and she has an intense love/hate relationship with this

Dumb investigator: what the dog doin'?

Reminds me of how grog kept getting successful on wisdom saving throws against kraven edge and they just said it was because he was too dumb to be corrupted lol

*Encounters a cultist twisted by the abyss knowledge* Are you ok my boy? May i offer you some dried peaches?

Honestly, being dumb as a superpower really speaks to Lovecraft as an author. Always writing "intelligent" curious protagonists that get their minds blown and then comes Hank just overthrowing those classist views

@neodav00001

2 жыл бұрын

Considering what Lovecraft thought of anyone who wasn't an old money, formally educated, urban Massachusetts resident, you're being waaaaaaaay too generous with your credit. People give Lovecraft shit for his racism (even by the standards of the time), but while he was certainly that, it was just the tip of the crazy iceberg. Dude was seriously mentally damaged. Take a look at what he thought about anybody from a small town before you give him credit for overthrowing classism.

@beepboprobotsnot3748

2 жыл бұрын

@@neodav00001 Totally agree, Lovecraft was a garbage person. But it’s nice to see people making him spin in his grave.

@marcoboscarol2420

2 жыл бұрын

@@neodav00001 I knew about the racism but he was really that much trash?

@CelticPheonix101

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcoboscarol2420 Yes, he definitely was, but only as a younger man. By the time he died he actively denounced his former views as idiotic and reactionary. People tend to ignore and downplay that, but if people - even, or arguably especially, the worst of us - aren’t allowed to change for the better, what’s even the point? So I think it important to note.

@truetinkerer

2 жыл бұрын

@@CelticPheonix101 He was still kind of shitty even when older, but I have no doubt he would have mellowed out even more if he didn't die so young.

The opening line to call of cthulhu is basically "if humans were any smarter we'd all be dead"

That basically sums up Hank Samson lol. He doesn't need to make Sanity checks if he wins a fight.

That is some Old Man Henderson shit, and I love it.

Now I'm just imagining Hank just threw a fishnet to the fucking cthulhu while yelling "jackpot!"

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt

This is basically how Ogryns work in 40k.

that would honestly be an amazing defensive/immunity superpower.

Probably the only person that could befriend chthulhu truly

@JnEricsonx

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, check the SCP Cthulu. All he wants is the news and to play video games. I'm not kidding. He literally is kept in a underground containment building, because he's tired of all the cults that form to worship/free/kill for him. All he wants is to keep up with news-newspapers though, and to play video games. It's HYSTERICAL. A eldtrich horror who'd rather be playing WOW.

The best protection against your brain shorting out is not having any wires to begin with 🤣

Once played a schizophrenic character who actually dealt with Eldridge horrors pretty well because to them nothing made sense already

They made the human flaw most despised by Lovecraft into a superpower

@liamzakhaev

2 жыл бұрын

which is funny because health potions lovecraft was actually very poorly educated and not the sharpest bulb ie. every time he mentioned non-euclidean geometry as horrific and unknowable

@megatronbee

Жыл бұрын

​@@liamzakhaev He was actually s pretty brilliant man, in his own right. For someone who left school after highschool, he self taught astronomy as well as many other things. He wasn't dumb by no account.

@thomasparkin259

Жыл бұрын

​@@megatronbee The man failed at math so thoroughly that he thought non-euclidian geometry was some esoteric madness rather than just geometry on a curved surface.

@megatronbee

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasparkin259 Pretty much lol He was really bad at math, but pretty well written

@jasonfurumetarualkemisto5917

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasparkin259 I don't know man, some people who graduated from College here can barely point to Utah on a map, and I saw one girl take 4 minutes to answer the question " How many moons does Earth have." Failing advanced Calculus doesn't seem as big a sin.

Can't go insane if you don't know how to spell it

"No Hank that's an Eldrich horror" lmao

Makes me think of that vid where this lady’s filming this juvenile gator, and all you hear is this kid in the back sayin “CaN i PeT dAt DoWg!?”

i certainly need to do another lovecraft campaign

I'm imagining some scientist-type character who's _way_ too fascinated to go insane Like everyone else is slowly losing their minds to the unthreading of everything they thought was true and the character is just "Wow that's awesome I need to write this down!"

This does highlight the real horror of a good eldritch horror story: to fight against the monstrosities you need to understand them, but to understand them is to invite insanity; thus your choices are to die in ignorance or to fight until you go insane.

"When you don't know enough to realise you don't know enough, you can achieve thing ordinary people can't."-Red Dwarf.

Now I’m just imagining Wally in a CoC campaign

This makes me hope we mgiht get a Call of Cthulhu game for Halloween.

This video has one downvote. I would presume it was from Hank, but was he smart enough to even find this video?

@jasonryerson2760

2 жыл бұрын

Hank thought he was upvoting.

@neodav00001

2 жыл бұрын

It's not from Hank, it's from a Cornerhound that resents being reminded of its failure.

@lukeshaw3375

2 жыл бұрын

Was it ox or Hank ?

Love the game and character. With one of the expansions he gets a personal mission which is dramatic for most characters but for him it’s to find his Pa. When Eldridge Horror came out and he was added I just imagine him traveling all over the world in search of his Pa.

" That dog is sick" so I can make the character say "what the dog doing"

He’s like the dad from invader zim, he doesn’t acknowledge/know what happened

Guy sees an eldritch horror Guy: What the dog doing?

This is literally what I say whenever I find a non-humanoid boss in Elden Ring.

Glad to hear the Henderson method is alive and well

This gave me the best movie idea. “Mr. Bean vs Cthulhu”

My friend and I say “that dog is sick!” To each other at least once a week because of this video

Facts: There was a clip with Brennan, Lou, and Siobhan talking about characters inspired by fairytales. No there is a video about eldritch Horror. Theory:The next campaign is Lovecraftian Horror meets Grimms Fairytales.

@darksteelhero1

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds a lot like either Changling the Lost or Changeling the Dreaming to me

@justabeholder4753

Жыл бұрын

And how right you were

I love that Brennan used the hounds of tindalos. One of my favorite eldritch beasts.

Reminds me of old man Hendrson.

I'm sitting here, clutching my stomach, laughing at "That dog is sick!" 🤣

That voice 😭 it's so adorable hahaha

What happens when you have a person that sees nothing wrong with how anything looks, even the truly bizarre?

LOL Hank the Farmhand! Yeah doesn’t need to do a sanity check when first encountering a monster! :p

We called him "Hank the God puncher" in our games. He was a group favorite.

Hank Sampson! One of my favorites in Arkham horror.

I like how in this context, “Ox” and “Hank” are just perfectly acceptable names to get confused with one another lol.

In a way stupidity was also Lovecraft’s superpower. He wrote about the horrors of the air conditioning and colors man can not see. That to my knowledge came from an inability to understand concepts like the electromagnetic spectrum properly.

@luketfer

2 жыл бұрын

And the horrifying fact he learned he was part......WELSH (thunder and lightning)...led to the creation of Shadow over Innsmouth. Lovecraft wasn't just afraid of people of colour, he was literally afraid of everything that wasn't White American/British upper and middle class. The man makes Courage the Cowardly dog look brave.

@bdp4

2 жыл бұрын

@@luketfer HEY.. Courage was brave, he constantly put himself in danger to help Muriel!

@brokenmirror3911

2 жыл бұрын

@@luketfer Hey don't disss Courage he may of been scared of damn near everything but he was always willing to confront his fears head on to protect Muriel. Whereas Lovecraft panicked in fear of Air Conditioning ;v

@StarboyXL9

Жыл бұрын

@luketfer Part Welsh?!? Oh God not the Welsh!!

"BEHOLD! HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION" "i don't get it. they're beyond my comprehension"

Fun fact, there's an NPC like that in Bloodborne. Basically he believes everyone and everything is lying so he never gains any insight therefore never goes crazy

This, well another clip of it, was like one of my first introductions to Brennen and I still love it

This is part of the reason why I exclusively play Ox Bellows in the board game "Betrayal at the House on the Hill". Not much of an actual mechanical benefit against sanity at all, but it's just fun to play the dumb man-mountain in the horror scenario sometimes.

How the fuck did that guy not burst out laughing at that impression 😂

Oh god why did I just now imagine an Eldritch themed Dimension 20 season? I would fucking love that.

This is when the monsters need to respond or something. Almost a Scooby Doo moment

In Call of Cuthulhu there is a similar mechanic. When you lose more than 5 sanity in a single moment, there is a chance for your character to go Temporarity Insane, which is really bad news. You roll an Intelligence check and if you FAIL, then you do not comprehend what you are seeing and do not slip into temporary insanity.

“That well sure is glowing a strange color”

“Ah sweet, eldritch cosmical horrors beyond my comprehension”

I think about *"That dawg's sick!"* at least once a day

Hank or Ox is legendary

Honestly in DND I've played characters like that and it is SO fun to watch everyone think it's funny until it causes so much chaos around encounters or in game knowledge 😂

I'm worried that I'm the exceptional dumb investigator. It speaks to my soul.

Feel like this man's the only DM that would make eldritch horror fun for me

"That dog gotta be put down lik Old Yeller."

It's a superpower in real life, my dudes

Hank Samson! *long stare* Hank Samson! *covered in blood*

If people are wondering the character is Hank Samson introduced in Innsmouth Horror.

Hank witnessing eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension: 🤨 (He doesn't comprehend it)

I was running a call of cthulhu campaign and my boy ended up with a character exactly like this

"That dog needs some essential oils."

Alternative line: "what de dog doin?"

Monster appears Character so dumb: "I know whats wrong with it, ain't got no gas in it."

Hank *sees chtulu*:is that my uncle frank

His southern accent is on point lmao

That stuttering in the beginning is me.

Fry from Futurama when he defeated the brains by being too stupid to brainwash

"DAT DOG NEED T'GO TO THA VET!". 🐕‍🦺🐕🐩🧬

We all need a Hank in our lives