BEING BULLIED BECAUSE I'M AMAZING AT UNO | UNO w/ JackSepticEye and Pokimane
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Today... I was bullied... just because I'm absolutely incredible at UNO in every way shape AND form, Juh-Sean and Pokimane decided to try to break me down... here is my side of the story...
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It takes two seconds for someone to piss off mark lmao
@chucksabaton5761
4 жыл бұрын
Bear facts
@katanaligon1386
4 жыл бұрын
Also Vanish
@bearn.8832
4 жыл бұрын
@@chucksabaton5761 [DATA EXPUNGED]
@chucksabaton5761
4 жыл бұрын
Bear Yes I’m the SCP Foundation
@bearn.8832
4 жыл бұрын
@@katanaligon1386 I legitimately want to see him play vanish again
"A childrens game" "A CHILDRENS GAME?! THIS IS A WAR!
@tylerhackner9731
4 жыл бұрын
This is serious business man!
@pineman2
4 жыл бұрын
u right
@eXcAlIbUr_aLmAsRu7I
4 жыл бұрын
YES it is
@TeddyTurtle-qk1jf
4 жыл бұрын
Yes it is
@moonlightperson2345
4 жыл бұрын
@@eXcAlIbUr_aLmAsRu7I indeed it is!
39:11 “You ever eaten an avocado? It’s life changing.” I agree. I ate a whole avocado the first time I ever had one, and it was life changing to find out I’m allergic to avocados.
@Anonymous-73
Жыл бұрын
Oof
@testacals
Жыл бұрын
Skill issues
@grim-the-archangel5477
Жыл бұрын
Ima be honest, you probably didn’t put enough stats into resistance.
@the_royalman
Жыл бұрын
I know you suffered, but that's hilarious due to the context. Thank you for sharing, and glad to see you're still alive.
@davidramirez228
Жыл бұрын
@@grim-the-archangel5477 lol
The best part was the ending 54:38 Poki: gg’s Mark: gg’s na na that’s twitch talk, here on KZread we say fuck you I hate you.
@PomadaGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@emmerald1
2 жыл бұрын
33:09 why I think poking should star in distactable
@cheeseamougus449
2 жыл бұрын
What?
@dansstuff9426
2 жыл бұрын
roblos slenders described in a comment
@TheSonicKidMC
Жыл бұрын
LOL
“AI’s are ruthless” Have you heard the legend of Barbra?
@Cardinal2442
4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Wade the wise?
@bunnylegion3969
4 жыл бұрын
The only thing he was afraid of was losing his uno games, which of course he did. He spent all his draw twos on his friends, and Barbara gave him draw fours without him even knowing.
@ayoitskleb
4 жыл бұрын
Have you heard about the legend of Al Dusty?
@bronzewolf6464
4 жыл бұрын
I thought not. It's not a story the Uno players will tell you.
@bunnylegion3969
4 жыл бұрын
He was an AI bot so powerful, he could get his enemy’s hands into the quadruple digits.
Pokimane: It’s a children’s card game Everyone: Now you listen here
@meestasqueed5867
4 жыл бұрын
Zarfa- de “listen here you little shit”
@shingeperson6953
4 жыл бұрын
Zarfa- de everybody: Your Wrong, stop Being so Wrong..
@Zack_Zander
4 жыл бұрын
"It's a children's card game" Oh, you don't know the half of it... I actually felt daggers pointing at me when playing Uno in person.
@Jotolink
4 жыл бұрын
Love the fact poki was in this....more twitch crossovers please ^_^
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
4 жыл бұрын
It IS a children's game. What?😂
I love how mark is going on about how this isn’t a childrens game while there’s a blanket fort in the background
@miller9426
2 жыл бұрын
Adults are just big kids with bills
@greasypizza7541
2 жыл бұрын
Omg I would have not noticed that, thank you!
@ivancubacub531
2 жыл бұрын
That blanket fort is a [redacted] relic.
@somecollegekid4425
10 ай бұрын
A king must have his castle, baby
@suicideistheanswer369
8 ай бұрын
unus annus video==
Mark talking about the Ai: Don't feel bad, they're horrible monstrosities Wade yelling in the distance: BARBARA
@redxyclone332
4 жыл бұрын
@EMMR 05 *YOU RIGHT*
@ravenmayamonsegue2748
4 жыл бұрын
It's all fvcking Barbara's fault
@thiagofirmo2389
4 жыл бұрын
@@ravenmayamonsegue2748 YOU RIGHT
@maryjoygelizon4268
4 жыл бұрын
@EMMR 05 out in soace somewhere aliens are spending billions and alot of time trying to find out what the hell that was and who is barbara
@TheBloodswordsman
4 жыл бұрын
This is just a glorious thread of comments and thank you Abel Kent for beginning its existence.
Poki: “I’ve never played a children’s card game.” If there is one thing I’ve learned from watching Yu-Gi-Oh, children’s card games *always have the highest stakes.*
@lordmonocr6206
4 жыл бұрын
T h I c C B u R g E r BAKUGAN GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL WITH DIGIMON DIGITAL DU-DU-DUEL!
@CodecrafterArtemis
4 жыл бұрын
MARK! If you lose the UNO, you lose your soul!
@mistamemewide
4 жыл бұрын
JohngamerYT “Oh alright.”
@_tirrell
4 жыл бұрын
i summon my blue uno reverse card
@jackaruby4222
4 жыл бұрын
“Alright Jimbo, you better win this one or it’s off to the fucking shadow realm with you.”
30:30 The longest uno game was 170 hours, played in Germany from the 5th to the 12th in January 2011.
@susgachagirl4069
2 жыл бұрын
MY GOD! THATS A WHOLE WEEK!
@halosreaper1
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ! You've got to be kidding Holy shit he's not kidding
@Anonymous-73
2 жыл бұрын
That reminds of that duel in the 1700s that lasted several years
@Therealcutepug
Жыл бұрын
I belive they were actually playing "Schafkopf" I don't belive there is actually an official record to date unfortunately :(
sean’s joke “we’re gonna be here until the lockdown stops” gets funnier the longer covid lasts
@katsuki-smpxx5328
2 жыл бұрын
You are so right
@Adaammm
2 жыл бұрын
we're all laughing in pain together....
@DatFemmy
2 жыл бұрын
You right
@catherinemartin1957
Жыл бұрын
lockdown hasn't been a thing for like 2 years?? and this comment was made six months ago??
@justasilverguy
Жыл бұрын
@@catherinemartin1957 well the lockdown isn’t around anymore, but Covid still is around.
AI Pudding:*draws infinitely* Poki: aww I feel kinda bad Mark: No their horrible monstrosities. Wade screaming while Barbra makes him draw 4
@christianarnold4725
4 жыл бұрын
BARBRA!!!!!!!!!!
@Checkmate___
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I remember that 😂👌
@anushkapandey8588
4 жыл бұрын
I wanted it to be with Wade and Bob so bad 😭
@shadowknight7827
4 жыл бұрын
i hope if mark, jack, and poki make another one of these videos, they get Barbra so poki can see how horrible/funny barbra is
An Irishman, a Moroccan-Canadian woman, and a Korean-German American dude walk into a bar-
@krampus9376
3 жыл бұрын
you mean 50% english, 50% korean, 50% german, and 50% american dude?
@avatarofasura3971
3 жыл бұрын
@@krampus9376 Yeah, but that would've been too long.
@krampus9376
3 жыл бұрын
@@avatarofasura3971 lolollol I can respect that
@FalloutJack
3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: Wait, what am *I* doing here? I don't drink! I *can't* drink!
@avatarofasura3971
3 жыл бұрын
@@FalloutJack I didn't think this joke through and I've killed Mark.
52:20 has to be one of the funniest and best timed things I've heard
@alliemetro1601
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😂
11:07 Mark when getting too many cards: 20:08 Jack when getting too many cards: 28:10 Poki when getting too many cards: 47:47 Puddin when getting too many cards:
@Kamirasu
Жыл бұрын
everyone suffers together also poki in that timestamp reminds me of that one girl telling a bear not to break her kayak lmfao
@tanvirlslam718
Жыл бұрын
@kami, I don't know which one you are talking about but I just want to point out that puddin also got many but @silver strivoit didn't bother putting the time stap in there........
@tanvirlslam718
Жыл бұрын
I mean sure he might dominating game and hand out the victory to markeiplayer whose COINCIDENTALLY is the video we are watching. Puddin? Who is REALLY controlling you?
32:30 Mark's rant about fat and Juh-sean linking fat to Abraham lincon was the funniest thing ive heard today
@cruusha9866
Жыл бұрын
On God tho dude I was wheezing for two minutes straight xDDD The shrieks to jump-in sent me each time xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
Жыл бұрын
The beginning of the sequence is a close second "There has been more than scientific studies that the lack of fat- UARUAGHEAGH"
@exaniimo
11 ай бұрын
The US anthem in the background too LOL
Poki: "i feel bad for pudding he look's sad" Mark: *remembering Barbara* "don't"
@kittywithagun7742
4 жыл бұрын
:'(
@jessicamcglaughlin9152
4 жыл бұрын
Gabi P. G. Don’t forget Swaggy
@imalittlebitconfused5951
4 жыл бұрын
Remembering*
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
4 жыл бұрын
Don't be
@yaunalkantara9141
4 жыл бұрын
how bout globox
When she was screaming “game” when getting loads of cards she sounded like that girl screaming about the bear breaking her kayak
@leegee1839
4 жыл бұрын
"Bear! No bear!" Thank you for reminding me about that video
@hamzarafi328
4 жыл бұрын
OMG i was thinking the exact same thing haha
@sarahtownsend478
4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad someone pointed it out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thx4chrckingin
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...
@bluejacket4429
4 жыл бұрын
@@Thor_the_Doge *BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
23:43 - 24:52 The sheer amount of stall and great plays Mark had witnessed was amazing and hilarious at the same time!
Markiplier: saying "I skill" as "Ice Kill" Me: hearing "Ice Cream" as "I Scream"
@yungmo1599
2 жыл бұрын
nah bru not to be rude but this shit was weak
Poki: "I never played a children's card game. " Me: its a Mafia poker game.
@that1bunny821
4 жыл бұрын
mafia poker game *cough* for kids*cough*
@N8veJay
4 жыл бұрын
Hell yes!!’n 😂😂😂
@randomizedbot3328
4 жыл бұрын
Uno is a game that gave me so many friends that I lost on the same day because I somehow win when I’m not supposed to.
Poke: I’ve never played uno before Mark: so you have chosen..... *death*
33:20 I want to listen to mark rant more because honestly he’s speaking the facts that everyone needs to know
11:40 that scream will live on in my head forever😂😂😂
@alliemetro1601
2 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alternative title: Californian, Canadian, and an Irish guy argue over the fat content in milk
@Luis-fl3kz
4 жыл бұрын
Wait, wasn't mark Hawaiian or something?
@ellithejoker1046
4 жыл бұрын
Luís Why’d you refer to Poki and Sean to as their countries and Mark as the state he lives in?
@viktorijazemaityte4203
4 жыл бұрын
Ellithejoker cuz America doesn’t exist
@Luis-fl3kz
4 жыл бұрын
@@ellithejoker1046 LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
@Luis-fl3kz
4 жыл бұрын
@@ellithejoker1046 but the original comment also refer Mark as Californian
Poki: "I never played a children's card game." Mark and Jack: "You never learnt the nature of this friendship-breaking game."
@alienbob2522
4 жыл бұрын
i thought monopoly alredy had that title
@jaejisaintana5833
4 жыл бұрын
exactly
@jonathanhensley2079
4 жыл бұрын
It does.and so does mario party
@RoleitAgain
4 жыл бұрын
When she said that my head was screaming "Yu-Gi-Oh~!" ..... Darn abridge series
@annewoodhouse9630
4 жыл бұрын
ITS A MAN'S GAME
Mark: *sneezes* Sean: "IS THAT A STREAMER TERM?!"
I’d like to think this was a Cloak business meeting which got WAAAAAAAY out of hand.
Everyone keeps saying "who's Ja-sean?" but never "how's Ja-Sean.." *sad gamer noise*
@therealbilekaiju
4 жыл бұрын
I'll do ya one better......"why's Ja-Sean"?
@Alphasoldier
4 жыл бұрын
But also, why is Ja-Sean?
@reagandoody1671
4 жыл бұрын
What is Ja-Sean?
@tomo_tc8049
4 жыл бұрын
Where is ja-séan
@RandomGuyFrom2020
4 жыл бұрын
ITS JACK
Anyone: breathes Mark: *THIS IS KZread* **aggresive flailing across screen**
@getitgames4714
4 жыл бұрын
Angie *NO STREAMER TERMS!!*
@Maristartacit
4 жыл бұрын
Strong “MATH IS MATH” vibes
@Angie-tz7jj
4 жыл бұрын
@@ezorist heheh what?
32:20 is exactly how I go on rants. I get all worked up about something and all my friends are like, “Homie, we’re playing Uno.”
43:03 Poki: Can you guys do accents? Mark: *Goes FULL Italian*
@ajchapman5261
Жыл бұрын
Idk if you're joking, but that was French. 😂
@justineverbruggen2730
Жыл бұрын
pretty sure that was french XD
@Leo-gp1yg
3 ай бұрын
as an italian i waited the whole video for this moment just to year a french accent.
Poki: “I’ve never played uno” Barbara: “peace was never an option”
@caitlyncacc13
4 жыл бұрын
this comment made me laugh harder than i ever have 😭😭
@ivysaurplayz7137
4 жыл бұрын
Wow 566 likes and 2 comments
@UKn0wUlove
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹
@LeHunter70
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Serperi0r
3 жыл бұрын
Hhh
Pokimane: “Children's card game.” *Children's card game* Mark and Jack slash Sean: *Get offended hard* *ChIlDrEnD'S CaRd gAmE?*
@hugonobody3352
4 жыл бұрын
Yugioh be like "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! BUT IF YOU CAN BEAT ME IN THIS CHILDREN'S CARD GAME YOU GO FREE!"
@oP-tr2co
4 жыл бұрын
why is Mark always looking on the right?
@raheemahmed8241
4 жыл бұрын
people like you shouldn't be allowed to have access to internet
@rockbeauty3439
4 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends legit got into fights over Uno.
@IntrovertdSnail__
4 жыл бұрын
eyman that’s where his computer screen is.
honestly seans impression of marks laugh was spot on
Jack predicted the will smith slap. Mark: “je-Sean” Jack: “Keep that name out of your mouth”
@kdix231
Жыл бұрын
😐
@Your_Boi_Eden
7 ай бұрын
I love that comment
Pokimane: A children’s game Mark: remembering how wade broke his hand during a heated game
@marie6660
4 жыл бұрын
Lily R it’s called “wade literally broke his hand” or just look up markiplier Uno
@blackcat2329
4 жыл бұрын
I hear Wade screaming "BARBARA!" in the distance...
@smooshedgrlz
4 жыл бұрын
When he "Jazz handed" too hard.
@andalinda5716
4 жыл бұрын
excuse me, he jazz handed his hand into a dislocation... but yes this makes it an adult game -_-
@mihanni2214
4 жыл бұрын
@@andalinda5716 do you know what a joke is-
Mark: *gives an entire pep talk about fat* Also Mark: How’d I get 11 cards
@timmitytom
4 жыл бұрын
I'll choose not to like your comment, so it stays at 69.
@samsemy6825
4 жыл бұрын
*He got fatter...*
@fredbeardelamater
4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Kelly a bit too late for that
@timmitytom
4 жыл бұрын
@@samsemy6825 Look at what they've done to my boy..
@complimentbotd7232
4 жыл бұрын
It's because he had a healthy fat amount of cards
Honestly the thing I like the most in gameplays with a lot of people is seeing them talk about somethings while still enjoying the game
11:43 Sean sounded like the old meme of someone screaming
@ColorInversion
11 ай бұрын
Which one
@LSUbandfan3275
5 ай бұрын
Probably Wilhelm
@Freeze-n-Frost
2 ай бұрын
Sounds like Tie-Fighters or X-Wings in Star Wars going through space 😂😂😂
pokimane: just wants to play her cards ju-sean: just happy to be here mark: came to win AI Pudding: just wants to play along
@dodo_gama5708
4 жыл бұрын
Mini Ladd got max cards in uno he did a whole video on it
@jacob_ishereee
4 жыл бұрын
Nanananana Pokimane: Clean girl Ju-SEAN: Sugar eater Markimoo: Mr. malk
Poki: I'm from Canada Mark: FAT IS GOOD FOR YOU!! Je'sean: oh god...
@danieloceansmith3156
4 жыл бұрын
Alexandria Self jack was just thinking “Americans...”
@YvesXH
4 жыл бұрын
@@danieloceansmith3156 but.. Canada...
I just love how the bot is going into full troll mode everytime the other ones do 😂
Rules of uno: 7:52 - if I draw the +4, I did not lie. 9:31 - you *have* to say uno 13:01 - you can jump in
Mark's first win: AI Pudding's fault Second win: Sean's fault Third win: Poki's fault Mark: skil
@Ten_Choe
3 жыл бұрын
Well that's how uno works, doesn't it?
@alexanderharrison3912
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: [manipulating events in the background] Everything is proceeding according to my design.
@FalloutJack
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: When you operate on as many levels as I do...
@bluehydra8847
3 жыл бұрын
its not Sean its juh-sean
@hazamahonoka7439
2 жыл бұрын
It pretty much is. He got into their heads way too easily to make them make those moves.
“I feel embarrassed to admit that I’ve never played a children’s card game” Mark metaphorically puts on his DOOM helmet
27:07 The instant Mood Swing on this was unbelievable 😂
Je-sean: we're gonna play till lockdown ends! God in 2022: I'm rootin for the world record!
Uno just isn’t the same without Wade screaming *BARBARA* every 2 seconds
@-cloudfall-
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@michaelking7391
4 жыл бұрын
More likes
@Shadowhunter7241
4 жыл бұрын
Too true, too true
@depressedkermit3752
4 жыл бұрын
*you right.*
@Cami-wd4rw
4 жыл бұрын
True
pok1mane: *breathes* Jack and Mark: SHES SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE TWITCHERS
@that1bunny821
4 жыл бұрын
I legit read "SHES SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE TWITCHERS" in Juh-Sean's voice (yes im calling Sean that for now on and see if my friends watched this yet! XD)
@yamom3843
4 жыл бұрын
Luna Fox oMG XD thats an XD moment oh my god
@diavolosteddy7594
4 жыл бұрын
ya mom lmaoooo
@cionm
4 жыл бұрын
Luna Fox “XD” you dont deserve to be on the internet
@thebaIding
4 жыл бұрын
@@that1bunny821 Hey, welcome to disney XD. My name is JoJo and my life is crumpling to pieces. DuuDuuDOOOOOWOO
Came here for mostly 38:05 because its the happiest Mark has ever been, followed by Jack's reaction.
@chaoticgoodyt107
Жыл бұрын
38:06 phuk
@Nixie3545
Жыл бұрын
@@chaoticgoodyt107 I still go back to this and replay it and after Jack saying phuk I will restart it at that point just to constantly laugh at it.
@madmonsterbbb9131
Жыл бұрын
Mark: I WIN! Jack: PHUK!
11:38 and then Jack's scream at the end got me 💀
"I've never played UNO" *MOST* *DANGEROUS* *WORDS* *HAVE* *BEEN* *SPOKEN*
@caseyyyjones
4 жыл бұрын
Lucky Arabia truly
@wxst-lq2en
4 жыл бұрын
The truth has been spoken
My 3 moods "I just wanted to use my cards" "NO." "I'm just happy to be here."
I love how with wade and bob it’s just wade screaming babara but with poki and jack it’s everyone sharing around the cards
Mark pulling more cards at 47:00 had me rolling because he could've just played the other color he had since it was the same number lol
Playing Uno w/Bob & Wade: You're gonna laugh. Playing Uno here: We're all gonna cry.
@lunarbluemoon3213
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@adon3908
4 жыл бұрын
Accurate 😂😂
Pokimane: "Children's card game." Mark: *Looks like you are going to the shadow realm jimbo*
@danielbenavides8287
4 жыл бұрын
HAHHAA XDDDDD DUUUUDE HHA 🤣🤣🤣
@vill1521
4 жыл бұрын
@daniel benavides relax dude... ;)
@Blizz3112
4 жыл бұрын
Children's card games don't exist as long as adults are beating them every single time... ;-)
@KeeperOfGates
4 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of a Yu-Gi-Oh reference once she has mentioned C H I L D R E N ' S C A R D G A M E
@cmrobbins88
4 жыл бұрын
Oh that's nothing. One time I sat on a Horn of the Unicorn. And of course, that changed my life.
47:50 had me crying
@tanvirlslam718
Жыл бұрын
52:20 Jake: this is looking very good guys. "Literally second a later" Mark: "BURSTING INTO LAUGHTER"
28:29 poki sounds like the one video of the lady screaming at the bear for destroying her kayak
@5uicidal-5now-Leopard
Жыл бұрын
The girl in the video you're talking about is my current math teacher
Mark: "oh you didn't know about challenging" Everyone: **flashbacks to him failing to understand challenging**
@racefan2713
4 жыл бұрын
Or flash back to golf with friends when Mark didn't know about the power bar.
@nineoc4711
4 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks to Welcome to the Game 2
@erikwoodruff5643
4 жыл бұрын
@@racefan2713 y e s
@Ryze2803
4 жыл бұрын
Ok but how does it work
@erikwoodruff5643
4 жыл бұрын
@@Ryze2803 I have no idea.
6:25 Mark: behold, my nIne. Poki: behold My nine. Juh-Sean: Ah, but gamers, behold MY nine! AI Pudding: b e h o l d , m y n i n e.
@EMO_DOGE10
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the time stamp 😂
@cucumberjoe4260
4 жыл бұрын
poki: hold my simps
@cotyjackson7200
4 жыл бұрын
Behold, my nine.
@krackenthing1601
4 жыл бұрын
You spelled nine wrong on the first one
@SunGodGyro
4 жыл бұрын
I actually read this when it happened
Pok1mane: I wanted to use my cards :( Mark: nope Juh-Sean:I’m just happy to be here :)
i like how the AI steps in with his nine in this intense fighting scene 6:22
Mark: out here living my best life Poki: Sean is dying Mark: this ain't about him
@getspaded
4 жыл бұрын
Adrián López this made me think of “I’m back baby”
Pokimane: *breathes* Mark: I S T H A T A S T R E A M E R T E R M
@tinychester4382
3 жыл бұрын
W H A T H O W ?
@damb1858
3 жыл бұрын
N O T IN T H I S Y O U T U B E C H A N N E L
@SodiumChloride_NaCl
3 жыл бұрын
Y O U C A N ‘ T S A Y A N Y O F T H A T
@kaijin713
3 жыл бұрын
I S T H A T A S T R E A M E R T E R M ?
@arcaeae
3 жыл бұрын
namek I S T H A T A S T R E A M E R T E R M ?
I love how Lixian gives Sean a new name everytime it pops up
@exaniimo
11 ай бұрын
“Seanspoketoosoon”
Jack: Gets Uno Mark: 40:08 channels Doctor Strange
@Jax0nian
Жыл бұрын
Underrated
Pokimane: I'm Canadian Mark: *Goes into rant about milk/fat* Me: This is gold
@treadmill3889
4 жыл бұрын
Me : currently drinking whole milk
@treadmill3889
4 жыл бұрын
@shadowyeager fukn jug m8
@blakecacini8016
4 жыл бұрын
@shadowyeager you drink milk out of a _bag?_
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
4 жыл бұрын
@shadowyeager Nobody. You can't have a liquid in a BAG. You need a solid container!
@hello-jy9hf
4 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 oh you just put the bag in a pitcher!
Mark: behold my 9 Poki: Behold my 9 Jack: Oh but gamers -- Behold My 9 A.I: BEHOLD MY 9 6:24
@FriskyD.
4 жыл бұрын
Who's Ai? You mean Pudding?
@howboutmaybe7559
4 жыл бұрын
What is this , Russia?
@emmylouispog
4 жыл бұрын
Eden Woof Woof ah but gamers! Behold my 9
@zubaydi
4 жыл бұрын
*pulls out meat scepter*
@rajkonnyarushama7540
4 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD MY 69
You all know jacks famous catchphrase: "ooh da potato"
Jack: Actually this is pretty good. Mark: I want to go around. Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mark: Shes learned too quick. Jack: And I havent learmed a damn thing. Sounds like my school group when we take advanced algebra.
@xxtokoyeonxx3941
4 жыл бұрын
r i p i love algebra lol
@magic8ball646
4 жыл бұрын
Did Jack go smooth brain
@ChknKng
4 жыл бұрын
Magic 8 ball according to Cloak Mark, Jack is always smooth brain.
@sandy_samwich4586
4 жыл бұрын
that just sounds like me all the f*cking time :")
@mattgillam7379
4 жыл бұрын
why are all of these top comments the same stupid unfunny format. KZread comments are terrible
I love how jack’s humor hasn’t changed, he made that “uuuunooooo” joke like 4 years ago
@giorgiesparkle9594
2 жыл бұрын
Thats exactly what I was thinking lmao
@yellow_flash813
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💀
@richinluv07
2 жыл бұрын
I saw that and had this same exact thought
@robzilla8084
2 жыл бұрын
Uuuuuuuuuu...... noooooooooo
@babohatdog4910
11 ай бұрын
Damn..time surely does fly by
Mark: "The rising tide raises all ships" Also Mark: "Don't take my ship" 😂😂 love him
Pokimane: I've never played UNO Mark:...and I took that personally
*Mark:* “Why blue? IT WAS BLUE?!” *Al* *Pudding:* My goals are beyond your understanding
@Vladimir-if6lj
3 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing so hard
@devinbrown6650
3 жыл бұрын
Reverse Pudding
@dot9434
3 жыл бұрын
WAS FUNNY DEFINETLY LAUGED
@thespy5816
3 жыл бұрын
Pudding just wanted to make mark mad
@vierzehn575
3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
“Did someone say accents?” *Ethan comes out from the shadows speaking with his 100 accents*
@kotarodesu_23
4 жыл бұрын
It's just 100 different variants of the italian accent
@ChknKng
4 жыл бұрын
M T and Eminem
@solidmoonbeams8939
4 жыл бұрын
It’s the dance of Italy Howoah It’s the dance of Italy Howoah
@heydontjudge
4 жыл бұрын
Ethan: UNUS ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS, UN ANS, UN ANS, UN AÑO, UN AÑO, ONE YEAR, ONE YEAR
@threat9231
4 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is ethan
30:56 mark casually dropping a neopronoun in a completely neutral context is why i love him so much
This just isn’t the same as playing with bob and wade. That’s the good stuff.
I love marks adhd moment of him ranting about fat and then realizing he didn’t know what was happening in the game like if that ain’t me man
When My mans Al pudding said "Behold my nine" i felt that
Poki is slowly taking this more and more serious throughout the video. She’s truly understanding the depth of Uno.
Poki and Pudding: *skips Juh-Sean and mark three times in a row* Mark: *flashbacks to BOBara*
Mark: “Are you Canadian” Pok1: “Yeah” Mark: “Ew”
@Eva-mp4se
4 жыл бұрын
What time stamp? XD (Nevermind found it 31:12 lmao)
@sunnyy4997
4 жыл бұрын
Me: Surprised pikachu face
@kamjie2459
4 жыл бұрын
@@sunnyy4997 😂same 😯 lmao "ew?" I mean Canadians as a whole are probably better than Americans as a whole
@sunnyy4997
4 жыл бұрын
Kamjie 245 LOL. As a Canadian I think we are pretty cool
@carbon5362
4 жыл бұрын
@@kamjie2459 As an American I agree with that statement.
Mark: "This is a highly competitive, extremely stressful game for-" Me: "WADE!" Mark: "-adults." Me: "Damn it."
@littlenightmaressix6657
3 жыл бұрын
Not to be rude but I don't believe you actually said that
@sarahmcdonald4787
2 жыл бұрын
I mean he literally broke his hand once😂
@juanapedrosandezjuanapedro5696
2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahmcdonald4787 yeah but he jazzed hand he didn't beak his hand out of anger
@RohanSingh-cf9tk
2 жыл бұрын
Me who play card games competitively absolutely died when poki called them 'children cards games '
32:54 to Abraham Lincoln-Sean 2020
Mark giving Pokimane the same treatment as everyone else he plays with proves he’s not a simp and possibly a machocist once and for all
Juh-Sean: This is going pretty good, guys. *immediately gets +2-ed*
@drago2021
4 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud so hard I woke up my cat.
@pearldievr
4 жыл бұрын
camp camp!
@dylancyte5073
4 жыл бұрын
@@pearldievr si
@franciscerborino5895
4 жыл бұрын
That part made me laugh so hard, along with his extra draws and the ending with a +6
@karmah_star8986
4 жыл бұрын
Dylancyte I adore the fact that this always happens to Sean or wade, nobody else
"Has anyone went into the triple digits?" Me: Yes I have mainly because I don't know how to challenge +4s
@vigorouslethargy
4 жыл бұрын
When you challenge you're saying "I don't think your hand has any of that color." So if they throw down a +4 red, you challenge, and they have no reds in hand, you win. If they DO have more cards of that color, you lose.
@auntumn_snow.104
4 жыл бұрын
xXX DragonSlayer XXx Same tho
@cswspretgame8645
4 жыл бұрын
@@vigorouslethargy it's the opposite
@MsNoPixel
4 жыл бұрын
You physically can’t in online uno, it only let’s you get to 99, it’s been proven already.
@flashbatwingman4413
4 жыл бұрын
@@MsNoPixel Mini Ladd's gotten to 100 before.
mark: peerch, jack: WAS THAT A STREAMER TERM?? - 13:17
That frustration release got me. I replayed 38:06 for a solid 5 minutes straight
52:19 "This is looking pretty good guys" Famous last words
Pokimane: "A children's game" Uno Professionals: *_Peace Was Never An Option._*
@diegohopemanrique8465
4 жыл бұрын
I love you...
@mattgillam7379
4 жыл бұрын
why are all of these top comments the same stupid unfunny format. KZread comments are terrible
@DVD-jw3ly
4 жыл бұрын
@@mattgillam7379 its not supposed to be funny honey. its supposed to be a meme. and if you can't handle the heat then you need to get outta the kitchen.
@Banana-on6py
4 жыл бұрын
u right...
@mattgillam7379
4 жыл бұрын
@@DVD-jw3ly memes are supposed to be funny smh
Jack: Things are looking pretty good! Pudding: I'm bout to ruin this man's whole career
Mark: I want to go around Poki: laughs Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Juh-sean and Pokimane: *says anything* Mark: IS THAT A STREAMER TERM?!
Most men on the internet: *simps for Pokimane* Mark and Jack: *yelling at Pokimane every 4 minutes*
@AdamMcCann1178
4 жыл бұрын
But it's like, good yelling. Just joking, teasing, etc. Those thirsty dudes might be super polite at first but when they get angry they become some of the most toxic douchebags out there. Total opposite of the yelling here.
@good_noodle4838
4 жыл бұрын
I mean they got girls,plus they treatin her like a human being
@yulfine1688
4 жыл бұрын
@@good_noodle4838 wow amazing who knew it was possible
@yacoozi4401
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, both Mark and Jack have girlfriends, so it would be pretty concerning if they did simp for her...😐
@xxtokoyeonxx3941
4 жыл бұрын
periodt
12:47 2 standing towers
@rofeldov.marcossiii6740
5 ай бұрын
💀
5:30 Gotta love the cheeky red 6 and 9