When Failboat and JayMoji are in the same video together, you KNOW it's gonna be a good one.

@coffee_2234

7 ай бұрын

Yup shit gonna be lit

@Purp1e_

7 ай бұрын

fr my day gets better when i see they post a video together

@Loganberry_013

7 ай бұрын

yes

@undertow919

7 ай бұрын

they’re such a good duo bro

@golden_ROSE1879

7 ай бұрын

Real

My doordash coming while I’m playing Splatoon is literally my worst fear 💀

@Aishiki1029

7 ай бұрын

I've had it happen, they wouldn't stop calling me

@zodoxx

7 ай бұрын

I’ll just play a few matches and then when they’re almost at my house, I’ll stop and pick up the food. Simple!

@c0ttonberries

7 ай бұрын

I got so engrossed in a golden rotation once i left my food sitting outside my door for 20 minutes 😭

@buriedinbooks881

7 ай бұрын

I won’t even queue up if it’s 10 minutes or less away cause I just know it’ll come during an x battle or smthn 😭

the contrast between jay being stressed out because of clam blitz vs. failboat having the time of his life in salmon run is so funny 😭

5:19 That was such a perfectly cut scream LMAO

@coffee_2234

7 ай бұрын

Lmao love cut scream such a good meme maker

@Mel0nCake404

7 ай бұрын

The utter despair in that scream

On this episode of The Jaymoji Show, Jay realizes being a bounty hunter does NOT pay the DoorDash bills, and Failboat succumbs to irresistible allure of capitalism

The name of the currency is "Geso" most people think that the G stands for Gold, but it doesnt In Nintendo Badge Arcade, there is a badge of the coin called 'ゲソコイン' (geso coin). 'Geso' means squid tentacle. The currency is also referred to as 'ゲソ' (geso) in Japanese throughout Badge prerequisites in Splatoon 3. This implies it is the actual name of the currency in Japanese.

@Captain-anime-gamer

7 ай бұрын

Interesting 🧐 thanks for more knowledge

@noahxolotl

7 ай бұрын

Thank you for making us more versed in the Splatoon Currency Lore

@mryellowballoon

7 ай бұрын

Interesting. I just called it money and probably everyone else

@splorin

7 ай бұрын

ive played for 11 months and I did not know that omg

@Mel0nCake404

7 ай бұрын

Is it pronounced Guess o?

Not a joke though....if your goal is to make money in this game to buy stuff....play Salmon Run up to 1200 points for both super bonuses. Not every rotation is the same and some shifts pay ALOT more than others, but its still substantial enough to get you rich af

Best part is that Jay ended up getting less money than one money superbonus

“Maybe Dan has the same misfortune” *Failboat getting all the goods*

5:23 jays villian arc starts

5:18 is the most heartbroken I’ve seen Jay yet

Jays biggest mistake: Not playing salmon run

10:01 failboat:im sure he's doing fine Jay: WHO HAS CLAMS?!?! NOBODY'S HAS CLAMS!!! OH GOD WHY?!?!

Jay: "i will win through skill and knowledge!" FailBoat: "how can I use your own words against you to gain the largest unfair advantage possible, while staying within the ruleset?" Yin and Yang at play right here.

i love failboat and jaymoji together so much it’s so funny

Legitimately staring at Failboat’s sploon character like “wait a fucking minute” legitimately might’ve encounter him

When he said Failboat would cheat I thought he would just crack up any of the Salmon Run Rewards that he earned beforehand but not opened. He was way more legal than that.

The moment Dan said he was grinding Salmon Run, I knew he'd win if RNG was on his side. A really good video Jay, very enjoyable!

i hate how the mii on his shirt is staring at my soul 3:45

my plan would've been: get a money doubler / team money doubler, get at least 1 friend with a money doubler, and hit turf war with high paint rate weapons. sure, ranked CAN be faster if you knockout, and probably nets you more money, but if you don't, you can only fit 11-10 games in an hour ( accounting for the queue times ). turf war optimally can give you 16-18 ish games, if you queue up really fast

Jay’s life is worth the same as an empty milk carton

"are they cracked" "WHO HAS CLAMS" lmao the comparison was so good

“He’s probably getting like a quad” Jay: dies for the 8th time

7:09 "I like girls and HEAVY EDIT" is it edit or evil lol? 🤔😃

I’m watching Jay at 1am while on character ai with a nose running like a tap and 3 sodden tissues. I ain’t going to sleep anytime soon

6mins in and this shit;s cracking me up F in the chat for Jay's two DC-afflicted games in a row

Playing Splatoon while my packages are like 20 minutes away is my worst nightmare!

A Jaymoji video with failboat comes out 2 minutes after a failboat video releases? How am I supposed to watch both?!

i love how failboat says "we'll do just that" alluding to his strategy, but jay doesnt notice

9:11 Jay 💀there was a clam ball right there

Didn’t realize how toned Jays arms are til now 😭 love the vids Jay and I’m currently trying to start my journey in streaming and content creation which is primarily inspired by you! Thank you for the amazing videos and even better jokes 💪💪

Whenever I see a video by you, my day always gets infinitely better. Love your videos!

3:20 : Your life is worth at least a million, those kidneys could lives (this is a joke FBI Please don't existen't me)

I was having a bad day, this made me laugh so much, thanks so much for this Jay and Dan!!!

Turf war gives 1 coin for each point of turf, and + 1000 if you win

3:26 Jays life is worth a Burger King burger and fries

jay’s life is worth one sheldon liscence

1:10 Why didn't you do the salmon run? You win much more money than anarchy matches. 🤔

@TorayNix

7 ай бұрын

Jaymoji moment

JayMoji: Dan are you ready to get some money? Failboat:*becomes Mickey Mouse* Oh boy 🤪 Yeah 🤩

I was thrown off that he was back in the old house lol. This video was super funny! Always love the colabs!

Can we all talk about how good jay and dan look with facial hair? Its like the spongebob movie where cindy gives them mustaches and she tells them she turned them into men, its basically the same thing 😂😂

This was such a good video. I was cackling at the distress the entire time 10/10

Failboats outfit is absolutely wonderful 🤣

I love the setup of the new house!

This man has the best content I’ve been watching since I got splatton 2 back in 2019

Your life is worth 1 billion $. You’re my fav KZreadr

8:08 right left arm????

5:23 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So funny I love your videos

hahaha we all knew SR is much better for making good money 🤣 why didn't you go for it, Jay? 🤣

@JayMoji

7 ай бұрын

I think I missed that memo

@moneytello

7 ай бұрын

​@@JayMojiI think so too

Man i love that room setup it looks so cool

Them getting more money in 1 hour than I got in 4 months 💀

Most optimal way to earn money is salmon run, then turf war with double earning tickets

i saw dan within the first second and was immediately excited

JayMoji: What is my bounty Answer: 20$ and half a poptart

mark of the beast 😭this was such a funny video omg

Failboat and Jay both uploading videos about money at the same time

I can’t believe splashdown is back

Failboat making sound effects during recording show how ahead he is for Noteblock edits

4:05, what did Dan say.

The new house looks great, also great content!😊

I was told that fail sounds like pops from adventure time now I can’t hear his voice without thinking about it

"how to be rich easily: steps and guides" speedrun

3:25 a nickle two buttons and a piece of lint

“Sorry I couldn’t come to the door I was loosing a splatoon game”

I haven’t watch the vid (edit:yet), but my experience is Turf War. You win and get money regardless of win or lose. It is fast and also gets catalogue just as fast. 😊

@nightwolf2265

7 ай бұрын

Also do it with double money for 4k every match If u have a drop day or reflux

@nightwolf2265

7 ай бұрын

Aerospray

Jaymoji, your life is worth about $2.23

*sees jaymoji only have 4 double geso tickets* *laughs in horder*

Jay straight up fumbled, homie straight up sold.

@danielostrowski856

7 ай бұрын

Playing any ranked modes was a mistake but playing the least popular one where you’ll queue the longest is a massive one

I think, your bounty would be atleast like 2 million, or 5 million. Cus dayum your good at this game.

Jaymoji's life is probably worth 2 flounder height rainmaker pillows specially.

It’s satisfying to see the likes go up and views too while watching :)

Jai be like: You're not yourself when you are hungry

"how much is my life worth" SIXTY TWO CENTS

ummm ur life worth like $49.23 PRECICELY

Not me watching this video thinking about how handsome Jaymoji is

I haven’t finished the video, I just felt that DC right at the end of your game. That happened to me in a series where I won but DC’d like that on my 3rd strike. I felt that so strongly omgeeeeee 💀

How to be rich 101 by jaymoji

Love Fails shirt of Mii Jesus btw!

Jays life is worth approximately 1 bitcoin

11:02 why are you so good at naut, gg (i cried every single time i died to you)

Salmon is actually the best way to get money 💴

My biggest fear when playing splatoon is either when some calls me or my mom calls me

OMG ITS THE BEAM ATTACK GUY.

4:50LOL SICK DAY

0:14 Shoutout to C4L4M4R, happy belated 17th birthday bro 👍

it was over when failboat picked salmon run and you didnt 💀

love jays rage

I’d say jay is worth one smorklian glorb

As someone who played in the clam blitz with the DC, I apologize for the lack of money gained in that match.

Jays life is probably worth like a Big Mac and a 50 dollar bill

Bro I have the same shirt that Fail’s wearing

TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY FACE WHWHWHW

Failboat kinda sound like mat pat

IDEA: ANDI goes and strickes miitopia

I only clicked on the video, cuz I thought the title was "becoming the RAICIEST Player in Splatoon 3"

I want to join jaymoji in a game of splatoon 3 Edit: its called anarchy battle now failboat

that fun playing with you lol i was junebug

I think jays life is worth 2 dollars

@JayMoji

7 ай бұрын

That's a good start for me

Salmon run is a good way of getting money I wouldn’t know but my dad would he live laugh salmon run and he’s rich in game soo I’m assuming salmon runs why

Blud thinks hes the pot of greed 💀