The ending be like: "He had us in the first half, not going to lie"

@Pundamental

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, being funny for three minutes is hard for most people. Lucky for us, duke isn't most people.

@recon441

3 жыл бұрын

That ending cut deep as a DM 😢

@TotallyHuman

3 жыл бұрын

I love how you say that AS the guy who made the video

@redditersinn4737

3 жыл бұрын

Idea OK so a player made a homebrue (I think I spelt it wrong.) of a thing and uses it without the DM'S aprovole. So the DM make his own homebrue but ends up TPKing the party

@lukjad007

3 жыл бұрын

I want the follow up to this so bad.

"Oh it's easy, barely an issue." Paraphrasing catchphrases is tight.

@OneShotQuesters

3 жыл бұрын

The tightest!

@joda7697

3 жыл бұрын

"I almost stole someone's catchphrase" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

@Milenos

3 жыл бұрын

wow wow wow... wow...wow!

@icarue993

3 жыл бұрын

P:And then the he did a backflip and break the bad guy's neck. DM: ok, roll an dexterity save P: I'm going to need to get all the way out of my back.

@guigasp7404

3 жыл бұрын

I wondered for a sec if I was overthinking it. such a cool ref joke. Tight indeed.

Players: "Are you ok?" DM: "Nope! But I'll never tell you that!" I felt that.

@druid_zephyrus

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't help even when you tell them, sadly.

@MassiveEffect

3 жыл бұрын

As someone that just had that happen to him.... I felt that...

@jodoodlyboi2963

3 жыл бұрын

@@druid_zephyrus thank god my players actually help me feel better when I tell them

@sunsetbridge322

3 жыл бұрын

​@@druid_zephyrus That's why I sort of have an unspoken rule: When I start planning session, I consistently forget about your character due to you not showing up often enough, you're out of my game because that is a sign that you've probably shown up to less than 50% of the games (I tell all of my players this up front, regardless of if they're a friend or a random person). I've only ever had to boot out one player, and he was really understanding of the whole thing and took it super well. I guess it helps that he wasn't really a friend of mine (or anyone else's in the game. Long story). I've never really had an issue with players not showing up outside of this. I'm super transparent with my players, and they're super transparent with me. This goes for all three games that I currently DM.

@WhywolfSenpai

3 жыл бұрын

Literally me yesterday after yet again being told last minute that people knew days ago they weren't gonna be around...

"I need how many dice?" Me, a dice goblin: "Yes."

@wolfjack5802

3 жыл бұрын

You see my wife realized her character may need 2 sets of dice... then she got a wolf companion and got 2 more sets, then a follower, so she grabbed another 2 sets... and then another 2 because those ones look shiny, and now anytime we drive past the game store she goes straight for the dice and minis ❤️ Dice are just cocaine rocks that go clickity clackity

@maem7462

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfjack5802 That’s exactly what it is. Shiny rocks that go click clack

@RoseKindred

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfjack5802 Now just introduce her into *making* her next pair(s) and yours.

@earothefancy8144

3 жыл бұрын

Yes... YES!!! Bring more of the precious shiny!

@figo3554

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

"I need how many dice?!" All of them. You need every dice ever

@johnwilliamson4368

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the ingame character finds a math rock and puts an elemental upgrade orb on it and the element was infinity

@mannycianciotto4939

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta catch em all

@wasgehtabmv

3 жыл бұрын

Stop that my dumb ass brain believes that shit 😰

@super-zw3ep

3 жыл бұрын

How did dice goblins come to be?

@Grey_Shard

3 жыл бұрын

Laura "I need another suitcase for my dice" Bailey would approve.

I see that scam. The DM just stocked his NPCs for the next few sessions.

@danverous5981

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as he started making all those characters my mind immediately was like DM: thank you for the free NPCs anyway... But also the addiction is real

@jessepalomo5810

3 жыл бұрын

@@danverous5981 I am sitting on a binder filled with maybe 30+ characters. I'm the forever DM of my group... sooo... it is unlikely I get to play them... But, that doesn't mean I can't 'play' them!

@rabenfuerst7332

3 жыл бұрын

Been there, done that - I once organized a "Charakter creation workshop" at a con, easiest 15 Chars I ever got

@holdencross5904

2 жыл бұрын

That MAKES SENSE

@zealousdoggo

2 жыл бұрын

this will make a fine addition to my collection

"Why didn't you stop?" The look of genuine confusion was too real.

“Oh I can’t today, no” They learn so quickly, I’m so proud

You missed the part about teaching when to trust your dice and when to scream at them and permanently put them in dice jail

@maem7462

3 жыл бұрын

True

@sophiatrocentraisin

3 жыл бұрын

This, you learn on the fly. Superstitions come with time and Wheaton's curse needs to be seen in order to believe it

@reaperscythe4579

3 жыл бұрын

I need to use all my dice equally. If I neglect them they don't give me good rolls, if I use them too much I use up the luck and they don't give me good rolls... And God help me if I *DARE* to use them when it's not their turn.

@Pundamental

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly for me I don't scream at my dice because then they roll even worse, but it usually results in a disappointed sigh, and then quietly putting them in dice jail or lightly throwing them across the room, depending on how badly they failed me

@Nempo13

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophiatrocentraisin I am blessed/cursed personally. It isn't my dice. When I first sit down at a session I just instinctively know if I have luck or not. I feel the luck? DM hates me as I am rolling 17+ for EVERYTHING that whole night. I sit down and sigh? The group just pats me on the back knowing I'll be lucky if I see higher than 5 all night. Lady luck is with me more often than not at least. Edit: Oh yeah, I only ever bought one set of metal die. My other 20 sets are all dice my groups put in permanent dice jail and I ended up using them, rolling amazing...and was thus handed the dice to keep.

Becoming a DnD player is easy, barely an inconvenience!

@OneShotQuesters

3 жыл бұрын

So, you got a new player for me today?

@supersharky6058

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I am a new player trying to figure out how to play and if I can get my friends together to play it

@coldes97

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneShotQuesters Yes sir I do! It's going to be a half-elf rogue who lost their parents at a young age and is now on a path of revenge.

@helloimarabbit4083

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneShotQuesters yes sir it's a human fighter

@bluefrodo3997

3 жыл бұрын

@@supersharky6058 i'm sorry to tell you that you will not be able to get all you friends together for a session no matter how much any of want to play

Player: So I bought like 50 dices, that enough? Me: Mooorrreeee!!!!

@dragonmaster613

3 жыл бұрын

You misspelled "50 sets of dice"

@The_Azure_

3 жыл бұрын

50? Counting just my d6 I have 36 identical ones + 42 more... I have a problem, send help.

@kompatybilijny9348

3 жыл бұрын

A single Die, but two, three or more Dice.

@richardtownsend6466

3 жыл бұрын

Just start with a pound o dice and go from there

@honest_126

3 жыл бұрын

*Is a Roll20 user*

DnD is one of those things you love, want to play but the timing “just never works out”

@maem7462

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly and it’s so sad

@TerryAVanguard

3 жыл бұрын

If you love something then you got to make time for it. Why waste your life doing things you hate if you never make time for the things you love. I seen to many people spend every hour of there life at a job they loath but don't make any time for what they love. Thats not life

@austinshride4142

3 жыл бұрын

I have always made time to play. Even if that meant getting only a couple of hours of sleep because I had to be up early

@maem7462

3 жыл бұрын

@@TerryAVanguard With one of my campaigns for a few weeks we all said that a certain time did work but then things kept happening on that day. One day one person got sick and wasn’t able to then one person got grounded then a dog chewed on glasses. Stuff like that kept happening. We made time and we’re ready to play but life was like actually no

@3nertia

2 жыл бұрын

@@TerryAVanguard Most people have jobs and other obligations and the more people you get together the higher probability of schedulis interruptus heh

As a DM, this hurts me on so many levels with it's razor sharp edge of truth.

I love the reaction when he realizes he kept making characters despite knowing he could have just stopped.

@cassidy20922

3 жыл бұрын

I felt personally attacked by that moment lol

@WORMPONY

2 жыл бұрын

shhhhh

“Oh yeah it’s easy, barely annnnn... issue” Almost got em there

@DeathBringerBecky

3 жыл бұрын

whats the reference?

@justajoke886

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathBringerBecky Ryan George

@tantris2876

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathBringerBecky Pitch meetings

@tantris2876

3 жыл бұрын

“Super easy, barely an inconvenience”

It’s cute that he thinks seven sets of dice is enough.

@tigerwarrior1787

3 жыл бұрын

It's a classic "Starter Kit" of Dice Hoarding.

@luciandrakaris6603

2 жыл бұрын

Wait... Ok i never played D&D, how many of them do you actually need? XD

@Extermagon14

2 жыл бұрын

@@luciandrakaris6603 All of them, and more for your friends, it also could be that your whole party forgets their dice so some sets extra on top of that I have a problem

@Extermagon14

2 жыл бұрын

@@luciandrakaris6603 But aside from the bullshittery you only "need" one set. But it is a convenience having more, because there are abbilities that make you throw 8 six-sided dice and stuff like that

@luciandrakaris6603

2 жыл бұрын

@@Extermagon14 Thx :)

I had a session last night. We annoyed the DM so much because we wasted the whole session messing with NPC’s 😂 No regrets.

@deathzonekiller2261

3 жыл бұрын

That's the magic of DnD

@nrais76

3 жыл бұрын

As long as you had fun. :-)

@linkholder

3 жыл бұрын

I cast detect magic on the NPCs

@zapheil

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I /wish/ my players would actively interact with the NPCs more in my campaign! XD

@Sanches7557

2 жыл бұрын

@@linkholder NPC: Excuse me? Did you hear my consent to that? I will call guards to seize you in the dungeon, you perverted magician! Apparently, you stumbled upon Karen. Also, you either spend spell slot or waste 10 minutes chanting unknown words right in front of NPC who is (maybe) not a doppleganger.

the real question is, how many fireballs do you want to calculate for?

@kerwinbrown4180

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone you meet is immune to fire.

@LP-iy5mv

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@filipwolffs

3 жыл бұрын

You imply that there's a limit.

@ArmoredChocoboLPs

3 жыл бұрын

You know I think I'm gonna just pick Melf's Minute Meteors so I can roll half as many dice 3 times as often. As well as any of the dice I'm gonna be rolling for my action.

@haerdalis84

3 жыл бұрын

Well meteor swarm exists so there's that.

You forgot the part where they create an extensive backstory

@mikebougiamas3418

3 жыл бұрын

Or no backstory at all

@lucasliu7043

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikebougiamas3418 Having no backstory makes things a lot harder for the DM and in general makes characters less interesting so it should be something you have to do.

@jessepalomo5810

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucasliu7043 Should do, but players don't always. I have a player who's backstory is, as an awakened animal (custom pathfinder race): Elf man hit me. Elf man gone. Me go run. Sooo, yeah. Though I agree with a more extensive backstory, I find it more likely to get minimalistic backstories that I basically have to write out for them.

@piranhaplantX

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucasliu7043 The opposite extreme can be an issue as well. Don't write a novel for your backstory, fill it with too many NPCs and places, and expect your DM to accept all of it. Doing that can trap the DM narratively or interfere with how he built his world. You need to set up just enough detail to make it interesting, and set up potential plot hooks for the DM to take advantage of later. Don't set too much of your character in stone, and definitely don't try to abuse it to try justifying higher stats or fancy items. But aside from that, I'll just say that I'd rather no backstory than too much. But if you don't put a backstory in my game, I'll probably have a talk with you to let you know I'll find a way to fill it in when you act out your character enough.

at first, I didn't get it then it hit me like a truck when he started giving him more dice.

“Barely an…issue” hmmmm… where have I heard something like that before?

@benjaminyoo3504

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow wow

@Anna-zi7sx

3 жыл бұрын

Plagiarism is tight!

@josiah9712

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anna-zi7sx I want you to get allll the way off his back about that

@vijayanand6650

3 жыл бұрын

"Did you accidently plagerize? "Maybe" "Whoops" "Whoopsie!"

That moment when you've got the character (but not the dice) & you have no clue of what the local D&D community is like where your from.

@ArmoredChocoboLPs

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's exactly what an an introverted creative wants: to go somewhere he's never been before to show something he created to people he never met.

@davidparkes7741

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArmoredChocoboLPs Huh? I mean if it helps me to play my first game then i'm not complaining.

@CandiePi2

3 жыл бұрын

You pretty much just have to jump in and get to know people. You'll find what you like and don't like and build a group. At least that's how it seems to work with everyone I've talked to. Also, Amazon has some good starting sets of dice. I have found that in the end, it was worth it to just start trying.

@ArmoredChocoboLPs

3 жыл бұрын

@@CandiePi2 heck you can 3 sets of dice from Walmart for like $8, that’s what I have. Don’t need that high-quality dice unless you like the designs and got disposable income

@serenityfreeman5906

2 жыл бұрын

I was the same way getting into it, I didn't even know how to get into it. I bought the started kit and asked my sisters and my only friend if they'd play with me. I have never played as a character but am already a perma-dm.

Well that is very complicated, you'll need more that 50 for each dice, extras if some go to dice jail, and others just to say you have them.

at this moment the party realizes they must show the new player their dice dungeons

How may dice? At least 15 of each. People do forget their own and will ask to borrow

@chaosmastermind

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about 50 d6's. Because reasons. I recommend Hoyle dice packs meant for craps. They are way cheaper and guaranteed to be legit. Probably. Plus they have an extremely classic look.

Ok so here's a fun fact that might help you: Doing that multiple characters thing can actually help you to an extent. It helps you understand how some classes work, and if you go an extra mile to make hypothetical character builds of various levels it helps you get ideas for how all abilities work so you can build a character properly when you go in for a session

@jonathanblair5920

3 жыл бұрын

it also helps you prepare for the loneliness of never being able to play those characters!

@piranhaplantX

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, to a point. But none of that really sinks in, until you use these abilities in practice. Especially with specific DM's when it inevitably comes to one of the many things left open for interpretation. My most recent one probably has to be with the Artificer. There was a lot in that class that was left open, or worded on such a way that it could be abused. Like the ability to bag bomb at level two, if you take the RAW interpretation.

"Everyone knows the way to a DM's heart is to offer them food!" Truer words have never been spoken. In order to make sure we had regular campaigns, we basically had a potluck of food, snacks and dinner included. Nobody ever skipped, and we didn't have to take a pause to order food.

"Super easy, barely an inconvenience" "ahh, dice are tight"

This weekend I eloped with my (now) husband. After the ceremony and cake, I made my bridesmaids play DND with my husband as the DM. The best man brought all of his dice and books and it was awesome. My friends had never played before and loved it. So apparently the best way to become a DND player is to marry a DM or go to a DMs wedding lol

@CandiePi2

3 жыл бұрын

This is probably one of the best ideas I ever heard! I met my husband's groomsmen by joining their campaign when we got engaged. Great way to get to know people or become closer. Love this idea!

So I’m DMing a campaign and we are all pretty new to the game (I know the mechanics quite well) Things that happened: Our aarakocra ‘seduced’ a random gnome in front of their in game child Our elf did so good at armwrestling (Nat20vNat1) they ripped an arm off Our changeling walked into a bar, stabbed the barkeeper, and panicked when he started dying

@Reicha

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. Sounds like you're playing perfectly to standard, keep it up! 0v0/ (But, seriously. That is a marvellous first session. xD)

"oh yeah it's easy" *"how many other lies have i been told by the council"*

aside from the joke of "why didn't you stop making characters?" it's actually good practice for two reasons 1. you won't get as attached and be very sad when they inevitably *DIE* 2. when they do die, you can use another one you made! constantly moving on and never mourning your beloved characters can't be harmful at all!

@WarmLusamine

2 жыл бұрын

. . . Are you ok? Truly? Nobody will judge you here.

@ZoeBateman

2 жыл бұрын

@@WarmLusamine no

@chaotic1956

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZoeBateman but I’m not going to tell you that

*"Oh yah, super easy barely an inconvenience"* *"Its super easy barely an i-issue"* *"Ooooohhh, stealing catchphrases is tight!"*

Am I the only one completely mystified by that purple 1d4's incredible journey at 1:26?

Ah, how I wish to be a player and try out one of my 65+ characters.... Sadly that isn’t possible. Also I think one of my players watch these videos

@yuki97kira

3 жыл бұрын

One of your players? Not all?

@thegreydragonangel2836

3 жыл бұрын

feels bad man

@tigerwarrior1787

3 жыл бұрын

65? That's insultingly low.

@yumiendercat3685

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigerwarrior1787 I only started making them a few weeks ago and had to restrain myself, otherwise I’d easily make 200+

@rainquarm

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes , the eternal pain of the forever DM

The answer to that question is simple. Alwyas three sets more.

@heavilysalted2357

3 жыл бұрын

Only 3?

@maskedmichael9961

3 жыл бұрын

I have four, i just started playing :)

@danepoole2625

3 жыл бұрын

@@heavilysalted2357 not only 3 like everytime you think you have enough, get 3 more sets

@Halvblodsprinsen100

3 жыл бұрын

@@maskedmichael9961 you need three more sets.

@heavilysalted2357

3 жыл бұрын

@@danepoole2625 I thought you were supposed to buy 50 sets

“Did you just steal my catchphrase” “No, I changed the words ever so slightly to avoid copyright” “Oh Okay”

Love the Pitch Meeting reference

0:15 “Oh yeah it’s easy. Barely an…” *the ominous horn of doom swiftly approaching* “…issue.”

"I think one pair's enough" meanwhile I literally have another set coming in the mail, totalling at 5 sets?

@andrewlinnen7896

3 жыл бұрын

5? That's cute... (looks at dice bag full of dice)

@mainmanmooky8820

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewlinnen7896 lmao I'm slowly building up my collection, I won't be getting another for a bit though. this last one was like $20-$25

@michelevtaylor530

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a broke college student, but I got money from graduation. My first reaction: I need 3 more sets of dice for this character I only play once a year.... ok... maybe more like 5 or 6 sets... they're too pretty to ignore!

@233Deadman

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, math rocks go clicky clack

@jessepalomo5810

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes... I'm sitting on 40ish... I remember the days of "Just one more set."... good times.

General kanobi

@mr.l4770

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@luckyshot28445

3 жыл бұрын

You are a bold one

@royaviv179

3 жыл бұрын

You are a bold one

@mr.l4770

3 жыл бұрын

I will deal with this Jedi slime myself

“I think one set of die is good”. One can never have enough dice!

@Nempo13

Жыл бұрын

talk to a WH40k player that runs a Guardsman or Ork army. Having a hundred+ d6's is COMMON.

"Barely an... issue" I see what you did there

I was sick when it came time for my last session of D&D. I had a runny nose, sour throat, caugh, and barely any sleep. I still got on my computer and was the earliest to connect for the session. I get one day of funaweek, I am not missing it for anything!!

"Oh it's easy, barely an issue." paraphrasing screen rant is tight.

@AsaNoGaijin

2 жыл бұрын

Ryan George, not screen rant. Ryan George.

I was just absently reading the live stream, when I see something One shot questers: Yes, I'm recording and editing this at the same time *Dies of 1d4 laughing damage*

Me: why would you use a slightly modified catchphrase of another popular youtuber? One Shot Questers: I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back.

And this is in person. My first d&d game was on discord and when the dm sent me the character sheet I was like. "WTF is this. How do I read this"

0:14 barley a inco... issue I love the Ryan George references

This video called me out harder than any other that you've made

I'm glad that the little skits of a guy making up D&D and I trouncing the mechanics continued further.

Wow, that was a great way to enhance the magic of this sketch in the first 10 seconds

2:30 right in the feels man. Right in the feels.

ITS OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!!

@TheLightsaberMaker

3 жыл бұрын

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!

@luckyshot28445

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t try it

@royaviv179

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhh

@TheLightsaberMaker

3 жыл бұрын

I HATE YOU! (“GROUNING”)

2:02 lol forever DMing is exactly why I’m not DMing to start lol. I just started getting into it, but can’t find any groups except one group of gatekeepers. My parents heard me annoyed yet again that the super nice group of DND is 100 miles away, and pipped up “oh, then how about you DM! You love writing, and I’m sure...” “NONONONONONONONONO! I wanna play first!!” “But this would be playing and you would have a group..” “yeah, AND I’D NEVER GET TO BE A PLAYER!!! It’s ALL over the forums how bad forever DMing is I don’t want to get stuck in that!!”

"And then I do a backflip, break the bad guys neck, and save the day!" "... Roll an acrobatics check..."

@talnuzman8833

3 жыл бұрын

A Rayn George reference. Really good indeed

The amount of times I’ve heard “that should maybe work” then the night before “I’ve got plans”

Think I'm just gonna stand over here and quietly appreciate my player's commitment to finding times that works.

This is so touching, my heart aches, my dnd flashbacks pour in...tears won't stop

Dice goblin : exist Wargamer : finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

In the force you must trust. HHMMMMM. Or in you the bard will thrust. HHHMMMMMMM.

@nielschristiaens4626

3 жыл бұрын

This is an epic quote. Do you mind if I steal this? 😇

@wiytchery

3 жыл бұрын

@@nielschristiaens4626 no problem bro.

This one for example

“It’s easy, barely an issue” You know what you did there sicko

Man the first five seconds of the video already got me chuckling 🤣

How and why does this have a dislike when theres not even a video yet The only thing keeping me from making 974 characters, is the fact i don't want to pay that much money to D&D beyond

@Newyevon2

3 жыл бұрын

the person probs doesnt like premiers. Theyre not my cup of tea either tbh

@dreemurrdelm7865

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like premieres but I'm not being an edgy outlier dislike. I'm just probably gonna walk away and forget it exists until later in the day

@nothingtoseehere1823

3 жыл бұрын

@@dreemurrdelm7865 Same 2 in the afternoon, and remembered

@user2C47

3 жыл бұрын

Would it be cheaper to just have a folder full of .docx or .odt files listing -RP- elements of each character? A statblock wouldn't have to be generated until the character is used.

@meganofsherwood3665

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

Last time I was this early, the video wasn't even up yet.

Wish I could see this live but it's right dab in the center of my dnd game

To be able to see you and Ryan doing a DND sketch would be tight.

Holy shit the DM with the excuses sheet and having food be the way to their heart is so fucking accurate

new guy: "Why so many characters?" DM: "Because you are going to need them."

Hilarity ensues as yet another dice goblin is created.

Love the reference to, "barely an inconvenience"

I was supposed to start DMing a Strixhaven campaign today, so this cuts just beautifully.

You always need more dice I hate when they can’t play!!

Referencing others paraphrasing them is solid

I love it! You're awesome!

Played my first ever DnD game earlier this week. This all is so on point lol. Although, if you choose a magic character, there's also the part where the DM takes your character sheet and replaces whatever you chose with magic missile and/or fireball.

@Reicha

3 жыл бұрын

Awe. That doesn't sound very fun - the magic user bit, I mean. Choosing spells creatively is part of what's great about magic users! :D I've... actually never had either of those spells. xD (Although Fireball only because I tend to multiclass and not reach the appropriate level for it.)

Glad I could be apart of this journey, it was truly an epic tale of a young adventurer taking his first steps in the wide world of D&D. now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to DNDBEYOND and finish making my half-elf warlock from a abused family where all my friends died.

My group has missed 2 sessions in the last 6 months, meeting once a week. One time we couldn’t meet between work, the other a player was out of state. We all prioritize our sessions for mental health

@meganofsherwood3665

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

This whole channel just makes me actually want to try a game of D&D for the first time but then there's the parts of my brain that are like "but, but effort," and "we(you) don't like people, remember?" and "you already play TWO MMORPG mobile games!!"

Everything in this sketch is so damn true🤣

Got any more of those clickidy clackidies?

Character making is half the addiction...then theres the click clacks...the minis...the maps..art- a room that looks like a dungeon, and the fear of the almighty Tarrasque!

As a Call of Cthullhu Master this is completely the same XD. Only different in the way that all the characters are played and inevitably die.

Recently my siblings and I played DnD for the first time ever at a friend's house. Having some experience with RPG's I understood almost everything on my character sheet and knew what almost everything meant. When I answered my sister's questions almost as quick as the DM could she called me a nerd. It was great

"Barely an i....copyright violation" lol I love that reference.

"Oh it's easy, barely a Ryan George reference."

A collab between you and Ryan George would be awesome. Teach him D&D and he'll teach you to pitch campaigns :D

"I think one pair is enough" Me: * awkward laughing starts before the sketch laughter *

The last part: congratulations, that was the true final test, you are now a true DND player

Loved the Ryan George reference

On that last line, I caught myself shout out "Oh you F***ing bastard!!" xD I was way to into this sketch and felt the pain.

Casually looks at dice collection... Um... Yeah... What is enough dice?

Other conversations: Players: "I need how many dice?" DM: "Yes." Players: "I'd like to know if I could get a minor feat for character flavour." DM: "No, I'll only let you get one at the appropriate level." Player: "I have beer." DM: "Which feat were you looking at?" Player: "I have proficiency with (insert tool set)." DM: "Remind me: how did you get proficiency with (insert tool set)?" Player: "Backstory and bribery."

"I was wondering if you can teach me how to become a player" "Yeah it's easy, barely an in... issue" I know what you did there hehe

I can see the Tomska influence around the excuses part

The first 20 seconds already had me laughing

"Perfect.. I was running out.." I can't breathe-

That last part I laughed so hard me dog was even worried about me🤣🤣🤣

The laughter when he said one pair is enough I felt that at a spiritual level