I love thinking about speed runs in the context of the game world. This total rando strolls into Yharnam and over the course of 3 hours effortlessly cuts down gods and famous hunters.

@nilsfirschau1294

3 жыл бұрын

20 hours are not that different in this context too tho, imagine being a god sippin wine while some asshat gets born and then 20 hours later he claps your cheeks

@ryancarlosemerickdias6884

2 жыл бұрын

@@nilsfirschau1294 .x@@

@jonathansmith8578

2 жыл бұрын

I mean if u rly think about it he just had a 3 hour power nap

@thisoneguystreams5904

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathansmith8578 bruh

@tree2juan030

20 күн бұрын

6f6fftttttt6ff66⁵ft tea q de 3Tþþ​@@jonathansmith8578

Gets plat in 4 hours. Takes me 4 months. Purely awesome.

@frosttral

5 жыл бұрын

Im like 6 months in, only halfway there

@frosttral

5 жыл бұрын

I got to Rom and celestial

@Devon__

5 жыл бұрын

M'aiq The Liar can you help me on ps5?

@rixgames69

5 жыл бұрын

This was my first time playing a souls game and I got platinum in 2 weeks...

@diablofrag2177

5 жыл бұрын

@@rixgames69 Oooh that's some classic bullshit right there.

Dude, stop, you're gonna run out of WRs to get man :(

@jacobgarvey11

6 жыл бұрын

3nNiL until dark souls remastered comes out. Think

@zes3813

3 жыл бұрын

wrg

@zes3813

2 жыл бұрын

wrrr

*Ps4 trophies wants to know your location.*

3:30:16 "Nothing Personal Kid"

For anyone struggling with Keeper of the Old Lords.. If you get a visceral, leap forward R1 R1 then start hit L2 to fire asap you can basically chain like 4-5 viscerals before she recovers. Lock on while the viscerals finish to help. I liked the approach for Amygdala, I'm normally so worried about focusing on the head that I forget that the arms still do about 75% of the damage per swing anyway. I waste a lot of deaths on trying to pound the head.

@k.k1_x

2 жыл бұрын

L. V. V. Y. V

@k.k1_x

2 жыл бұрын

Mi

@k.k1_x

2 жыл бұрын

V V Y V

@k.k1_x

2 жыл бұрын

Bienvenido al portapapeles de Gboard; todo texto que copies se guardará aquí.Para fijar un clip, manténlo presionado. Después de una hora, se borrarán todos los clips que no estén fijados. Y

@k.k1_x

2 жыл бұрын

Y Y V.

So are we all agreed that Distortion is the/a king of speedrunning?

@zes3813

2 жыл бұрын

wrgg

Just tuned in, super stoked. I love all achievement runs and Bloodborne is dominating my free time right now. Let's GOOO!

Dude Ludwig was one of the hardest fights for me and you pieced him up.

Yo dist good luck for everything you are going through you'll eventually be good, thanks for the entertaining you are the only speedrunner I like to watch and idk feelsbadman hope everything will work out fine

1:21:02 - LOL. "There goes 2 minutes..."

It took me like 100 years to get the Chalie Achievement which was my last :d

@DoctorDudePhD

3 жыл бұрын

I literally just watched this stream just to see the fastest way to get to the pthumerian queen lol after that I'm just gonna use the dungeons to farm good gems and weapons

I hope your ok we all have your back ☺

Time to get me through the last couple hours of work with this classic, Dis. Here we go again

Amazing,wonderful work

That Hendricks kill was so satisfying

Craziest part for me is watching the chalice dungeons, I remember from teasing those as something for true souls fans, here Dist blowing thru them like tutorial levels 😂😂

fuckin' Comcast

Beautiful boss fights

I missed the stream :( Such a good run!

Can you do a NG+ beast speed run using only beast cutter and beasts embrace

Awesome run man! I do have one thing to ask, am I the only person who doesn't trigger Father Gascoigne's second phase? I see everyone do it, and I know for a fact it can be skipped.

@rixgames69

5 жыл бұрын

I once didn't trigger his second phase, probably because it was co-op and we kept spamming him

@derekcampbell4209

5 жыл бұрын

If by 2nd phase you mean transforming his axe, then yes. You don’t want him transforming the axe in the speed run. But There isn’t a consistent “beat Gascoigne 100% of the time” like their is vicar Amelia. Lots of rng and bullshit, so no garauntee he won’t do something to mess you up. So yeah, every runner knows to TRY and keep him from going 2nd phase.

love how people are arguing over moon presence's gender as if its not an eldritch being who probably doesnt have a human concept of gender

How did he do those ladder skips in the chalice dungeons

1:21:00 xD

Dist are you ok man?

Wtf when did this happen? That is a really good time Dist!

FACE REVEAL! Oof

@GeorgeFrost669

6 жыл бұрын

Darth Sven When?!

wonder if he will ever do a church pick all boss speed run Q.Q

Yo how tf did he get the hunters axe and the saw cleaver together so early?

What is that little glitch you did at the top of the ladders in the dungeons?

When i see him kill the doll i know shit is gonna be serious

@Mansory811

2 жыл бұрын

What happens, when you kill the doll?

@richardgarner2510

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mansory811 it cuts the dialogue out so you can level up faster, it's still pretty monstrous though

Ayyyy welcome back to B.B. anyone here have suggestions for Rakuyo build As professional thx to anyone who does

@Marina-bc2dc

6 жыл бұрын

The One And Only Weaboo rakuyo build is simple really. Smash dex

@XTC42863

6 жыл бұрын

Just increase skill and endurance.

guide link?

Guide for the Chalice?

How u get 2 weapons at start?

what plat in 4 hours holy ccccccccccccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Oh my god dist

there is so much I missed on my first playthrough

As someone trying to plat, FuckMe is a fitting name indeed. Not quite as cancer as the farming hell of the other games in the series, but still.

Why does he do that? 14:13

@jcdenton2332

6 жыл бұрын

Bruno Menezes for real tho

@roastporksauce

6 жыл бұрын

Bruno Menezes for fun maybe?

@brunomenezes9789

6 жыл бұрын

Probably not 17:06

@drGeppo

5 жыл бұрын

Bruno Menezes wow, how do they even find out about these tricks?

@user-ts2km3tc3o

5 жыл бұрын

That's a ladder glitch, when you skip animation on ladder game save your position right on this ladder, so then you die your blood echos will be there

whats the glitch

Amygdala arm speedrun

where do you get 4 red jellys?

2:06:8 whoa whoa whoa wait this is the run he gets REKT by rom the the bitch baby spider doing her gay ass arcane and 10 MILLION fuckin spiders

What is the point of duplicating the heir rune?

@1Popooo

3 жыл бұрын

More dmg ?

wrg, no worrryx etc no matter what

Amazing, man, unfortunately I missed the stream :/

Can someone explain the heir rune part at 26:26

@crossroads1112

3 жыл бұрын

My guess would be that it's a glitch. Basically if you killed Henrik but didn't pick up the rune he drops before returning to the Hunter's dream, you could come back to that area and it would appear at that little gravestone (where he picked up the first heir rune). My guess would be that he kills Henrik, travels far enough away on foot that that part of the map deloads, then once he travels back the location gets reloaded into memory, it sees that the heir rune hasn't been picked up, so it puts one in it's default place (by the gravestone). But since you never went back to the Hunter's dream anything, the origin rune that dropped when you killed Henrik (i.e. the one by his body) is still there as well. Hence you end up with two copies of the heir rune.

How did you get all those Blood Echoes from Orphan in NG ?!!

@andrewquartz7941

6 жыл бұрын

I haven't watched the run yet but I'm assuming moon runes

@rerroubai

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Quartz not moon runes, actually in speedrun they use only damage runes, Distortion talked about a glitch to avoid orphan goes 2nd phase and have so many echoes... i only wonder what causing all thoes echoes... is it the way he kills orphan (daggers + parry) or the fact to avoid 2nd phase...

@nomongosinthaworld

5 жыл бұрын

not sure if you found out by now but he uses Heir runes which increase the amount of blood echoes you get from an enemy if you kill them with a visceral. for some reason all runes related to visceral attacks are glitched on Orphan's first phase (Blood Rapture always restores your health to full, Oedon Writhe gives you 6 bullets instead of 1-3 etc.). the fact that he kills him in his first phase with a visceral fucks the game up so he gets this insane amount of echoes

Woah, when does he get the 2 Bastard of Loran?

@xholy_sm0k3s17

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm trying to figure out

I felt sorry for Darbeast Paarl :/

the mobs at 16:40 was like "meh im not gonna get him"

@benconnor3206

5 жыл бұрын

Izanagi haha they pulled a Halloween horror nights, scare but no touching

What if there was an achievement to "Don't get hit during a boss fight" I'd Lose it.. Lmaoo

If you think it this is a speedrun of the full game

Yes you can backstad the Queen

Quiero llegar a jugar como este hombre

wrr, feel any good nmw

Wtf how? I'm stuck at amygdala in the dungeon

@Sky-2090

6 жыл бұрын

Ammar_5000 google Ludwig’s holy blade Amygdala exploit. It makes the fight so much easier

@MrCookTM

6 жыл бұрын

How does it work? Apparently google doesn't know about it.

When i was playing this game was hard.

What glitch is he doing on the ladders?

@maruchi1535

3 жыл бұрын

The ladder glitch

epico

Just curious...why render and upload in 60fps when the game is capped at 30? Isn't it just making the file unnecessarily large? Rendering at 60 doesn't add the missing frames

@distortion2

6 жыл бұрын

I stream at 60 fps because if I switch to a game that is 60 fps I won't have to restart my stream to go from 30>60. Restarting stream is something you really don't want to have to do.

it's a random question but which is better, beast claw or saw cleaver for pve?

@tomynaumann

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda late but beast claw isn't that good, saw cleaver may be better. If you have dlc you can use simon's bowblade or church pick, both are really good for pvp.

@wasteofoxygen52yearsago

3 жыл бұрын

「one」 I thought the saw cleaver would be better, thanks for the reply

Gg

CC

Hell yesss

@fatherofgreyjedi

6 жыл бұрын

Darth Sven is that a made up Darth? Or real one?

@BreakingIddy

6 жыл бұрын

Made up man, it’s basically me in the Star Wars universe.

Wouldn't FD chalices let you plat faster than actually going through all the story chalices?

@yourivandegeer150

4 жыл бұрын

Isnt save editing banned?

@sin21ful

4 жыл бұрын

Youri van de Geer still works fine as far as I know. FDs are still up and fine.

Hey Dist, which armor set and wepon is good for a milquetoast-like build?

@owoking4122

5 жыл бұрын

Anything is fine really, fashion prevails

How did he take 2 weapons st the start?

@derekcampbell4209

5 жыл бұрын

You have to start a new game/ng+. The first time you go to hunters dream: 1.Skip cutscene 2.Run to where the weapon messengers would appear on stairs 3. QUICKLY pick first weapon (need to be quick) 4. You’ll see a prompt real quick, you need to be spamming x to catch it. It allows you to pick another weapon. No need to be quick. Only need to do first weapon quickly. 5. Hard to explain but that’s it. Make a new file and die to wolf go practice grabbing the two weapons. It’s insanely easy once you get it and can be done practically every run.

HOW

I made it in like 70 hours fuck that

You mean trophies? Wkwkwkwkwk

Hi

The main game looks amazing but the Chalice Dungeons area looks confusing and boring as shit!

@DragonTamer31K

6 жыл бұрын

Jimigene Daso the layouts repeat alot so once you play one hintertomb map or pthumerian map then you know all those msps

@TSfish94

5 жыл бұрын

Jimigene Daso Chalice dungeons are cool in one aspect: some of the unique bosses. That and they serve a decent lore significance. Other than that though, they are indeed boring as shit. At least ng+ makes collecting material slightly less tedious

@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp

5 жыл бұрын

The chalices are amazing

@grimmfortelight1983

3 жыл бұрын

I approve this message.

Sooo...where did you get the 3 endings? You already had 2 trophies when started the run?

@1Popooo

3 жыл бұрын

He finished the game 3 times

@bali5890

3 жыл бұрын

Popette didn’t see the previous two, I scrolled through the vid 3 times but only found one ending :/

Did u ever go to the doctor is everything ok with you?

1:09:03

So that's dark souls with just a bit more mythical twist in it I suppose?

@lachlanu3070

5 жыл бұрын

Well that’s a very casual way of putting it

@crzyruskie86

3 жыл бұрын

And aliens 👽

Who the fuck does this

Terrible game. You can 100% it in 4 hours. 2/10

@x.arybdis502

6 жыл бұрын

E M P T Y ever heard of then term “sarcastic”?

@fatherofgreyjedi

6 жыл бұрын

I knew you were being sarcastic

@x.arybdis502

6 жыл бұрын

The*

@MurphyTheBandChild

6 жыл бұрын

At least DS3 takes about 12, even if most of that is covenant farming. 2/10 might be generous.

@rightyboywilson4911

6 жыл бұрын

E M P T Y genius

Yea

@penguin1091

2 жыл бұрын

U

@penguin1091

2 жыл бұрын

Uui

@penguin1091

2 жыл бұрын

Yea u

@penguin1091

2 жыл бұрын

I’m

@penguin1091

2 жыл бұрын

Ii

no such thing as wrongx or dangerx or not, no stressx etc or for suchx anyx, no makex about it, any s k, no such thing as annoyx or not

no such thing as shadowx or shadowx of colossusx , bigx s inferiorx bloat, doesnt matter

Why does everyone always say chalice amygdala is hard, she is easy af

L

1

@petshop5941

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck off.

@koisj8310

6 жыл бұрын

Ziat Zvani Spanać 2

@chancellormarkthetwenty-fi6406

6 жыл бұрын

3

@koisj8310

6 жыл бұрын

Mark Carraway 4

Oh man. The word "achievements" has managed to creep itself into playstation exclusives lol

saying a person popularized something when it isnt even relevant to the people that will see it is wrong. pewdiepie didnt popularize it, because it was already known to the people it was relevant to. I know this is years late just had to put my two cents on the subject lmao

@Yawyna124

3 жыл бұрын

Relevant enough for a community to come to name it after them, apparently.

the fact that an achievement for all runes doesnt exist makes no sense.

@gl1tchspectre_

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but if it did... I mean, did you ever get the all rings achievement on DS3? Same shit different game. No thanks lol

@jdogzerosilverblade299

3 жыл бұрын

@@gl1tchspectre_ yes i did get all rings achievement on DS3.

@gl1tchspectre_

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdogzerosilverblade299 So you understand my point then? lol I mean yea it doesn't make sense but we are sooo much better without it.

@jdogzerosilverblade299

3 жыл бұрын

@@gl1tchspectre_ tbh the grind for them on ds3 was ass. but i liked the grind for the runes on bloodborne. wasnt locked behind pvp so it was fun to search the world and explore everything.

@gl1tchspectre_

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdogzerosilverblade299 Yeah, that's fair. And there are less of them too.

Fix the title. There no achievos on PlayStation. You gain Trophies though.

you sound way too salty about pewdiepie using a skip and it being named after him

@satrio303

5 жыл бұрын

minute?

@Titan1414t

5 жыл бұрын

@@satrio303 mb Its been a while but just skip through and youll find it he rants about it for a solid 10 minutes ish

@satrio303

5 жыл бұрын

@@Titan1414t found it, it was around witches and logarius fight