'People love timers.' The hard-won wisdom of a professional streamer.

@zes7215

7 ай бұрын

wrgg, no such thing as harx or wisdox or lovx or etc

Omg that'I have never noticed that the moon actually makes tides in the water during Rennala's second phase at 20:18

Love these random limitation runs. Used to watch SmallAnt for exactly that reason, but he doesn't upload much anymore, unfortunately. So, the content is welcome!

@sugipulaboule

7 ай бұрын

Watch Gino

Look at this high quality curated content. Very generous of you Dist.

@zes7215

7 ай бұрын

wrr

idk why i read this as elden ring but i use edibles

@thecombokiller2

7 ай бұрын

That would be an interesting run for sure

@tristanbistan

7 ай бұрын

Ep 2

@finmason8339

7 ай бұрын

That would be more interesting

@Angel-hq7yh

7 ай бұрын

lay off the herbs lil bro

@tsiwt2655

7 ай бұрын

Mind sees what it wants

21:49 what a slick transition

Holy shit Displate rolled out the sponsorships this year. Everyone’s partnered with them in the last week

@Astrqx

5 ай бұрын

Tbh it looks like displate is a great company

1:08 Dist I’m sorry to say you hung the displate upside down 😔 Good thing they’re incredibly easy to move and adjust once the magnet has been applied 👍

@distortion2

7 ай бұрын

Lmao I actually didn't even realize 🤣You'd think I would have after playing Elden Ring as much as I have

I really like how you pull up and highlight messages you're responding to. Keeps the context clear. Another great run dist

This is the only instance when throwing the fight nets you a victory.

Elden Ring hears boss music when Dist boots up the game.

The editing and memes in this are just top notch. Loved it!

I have been longing to watch you plan Elden Ring again. I even restarted watching your first play trough (again) =)

@CharlieKellyEsq

7 ай бұрын

Don't be weird

@Evil_Arthas

7 ай бұрын

​@@CharlieKellyEsqWhat weird about it? Go outside and touch some grass, you lost sense of normality.

24:05 INSANE transition. barely noticed it except for the health change.

These challenge runs are always fun to watch.

I love your challenge runs man

"Who decided to put this tent in the arena!" 😅😅😅

Just got done watching the marathon vods and wanted to watch another Elden ring run. I usually prefer the vods but this has been nice to shorten the experience!

Your editor is fantastic. The subtlety is hilarious. The zooms and way they lowered your voice on “forbidden tech” killed me.

In today's episode of News of the Lands Between: knife thrower quits job at the local circus to become the next Elden Lord.

You make the game look so easy while I struggle fighting "normal" haha

@avalonjustin

7 ай бұрын

Practice makes perfect!

Awesome video keep running.

When I needed it most, he provided.

I did a craft able items only run earlier this year and it was brutal. Honestly wish I would have done consumables only because it was so stressful missing 2 pots or a perfume and losing a boss fight because you have nothing left to throw.

zips are still the coolest speedrun thing i ever saw

Dist with his fan daggers, "and then I started blasting!!" 🔫🗡🔫

At first I was wondering why you wouldn’t use the Blue Dancer charm to get more damage out of the knives on a lower equip load. But I realized that with the Jellyfish shield and the golden vow dagger, you get way more of a buff even if it’s a temporary buff instead of a passive. The Blue Dancer Charm is pretty annoying actually, because it’s weight threshhold is so strict that wearing the armor depicted on the charm (the Warrior set you wear in the video!) puts you WAY over the 1st weight threshhold. Since the Charm gives extra physical damage when your equip weight is low, with diminishing returns as the weight increases, and the highest damage buff is granted at around 7-8 units of weight or less. Just the armor set is like 10-15 units alone. Pretty stupid. Staying under 7 units means you get talismans, a light weapon, and maybe 1 piece of armor and that’s it.

great run!

What do you level up for increased damage on a run like this? Which attributes enhance buffs? Is it INT for position/frost pots and STR or DEX for Kukris?

Mimic tear out there flexing his infinite FP

King has returned

The most cursed run of them all xD

My man really did hang his „Elden Ring Logo” poster upside down 😂

This wasn't even a challenge run. This was just Distortion merc'ing bosses.

Babe wake up, new distortion2 video just dropped

41:38 My Character in a nutshell

HES BACK

That Hollow Knight Silksong xD

I miss these challenges all the time

Yay new dist video time to eat dinner

U know if you hold down on the d pad you’ll go straight to your first allotted item which is usually your health pot

The frame drops are a real GDQ throw back

Oh shit dist finally came back with the milk.

BABE wake up! Dist just posted another Elden ring video!

Bro was throwing 💀

Skumnut is the og in this category shoutout to him

1:00:01 stream chat fella predicted the dlc release date announcement. their friends uncle really does work at fromsoft.

His narrator voice always makes me chuckle

I would recommend buying some extra magnets if you’re gonna get a Displate. ❤

1:23:16 love that cut, editor

good shit Dist

Bro hung the displate upside down 🗿

Huge props to dist for creating the first ever challenge type video

Dist you accidentally uploaded a normal Lies of P playthrough

The Displate he hangs in the sponsored segment is upside down

I'm a little confused as to why you felt you needed to zip to get into jarburg... I was fairly certain there's nothing stopping you from dropping down the tombstones to enter jarburg the moment you get to Liurnia 🤨

@TREVORVADER

7 күн бұрын

I was wondering why he was doing that as well.

LEGEND.

The malenia battle gave me anxiety, the good kind tho 🙈

You can hold "cycle item" button to go to first item.

Are arrows technically considered consumable since you use them and then they're gone

I just started doing this since I’ve never tried it before but just dropped myself 2 stacks of 99x Lord’s Runes because I wanna have fun, not farm runes forwber

This is Dists prime

Will the full vod be on Channel 2?

The fandaggers showcase run

This guy only uploads when he has sponsors.

You and gino are the bees knees.

free timer lets gooo

Perfumer gang weeping rn

Hey Ma! New Distortion2 challenge run dropped!

@CharlieKellyEsq

7 ай бұрын

You are embarrassing yourself. And this is coming from someone that asked to have his baby. This is so much more cringe

One day, the warrior jar will have his revenge. And i will savor it. I will savor it

HAHA BOAT!

that lag is caused by bluetooh headset/or controller..at least for me that was the case

Those challange runs alsways end in easy mode 😂

Now beat the dlc without it being released yet

Can you do a dragon breath only run?

Must be nice to able to afford a house and displates 😂

consumable run seems similar to broken sword run, just lvl health and press r1 easzy

Fortissax and the Dragonkin Soldier in Ainsel River are the bosses that should be stronger. Why are the coolest Ancient and the coolest Dragonkin Soldier the weakest of their kind?

I haven't watched the video yet,I've just started

"sounds like you'r using a glock" was the best comment

Next challenge only use oil pots mod

What chest armor piece is he wearing in the intro?

I watched the GTA3 vods during the last week Did they got removed bc of music copyrights?

D2 rock again

seems like your fps drops upon obtaining greatrune or killing boss if you are in offline mode at steam. i experienced this in convergence

Wheres Distortion1, Distortion3, and Distortion4

46:01 Skip to death. 💀💀💀

Is is just me, or does Distortion sound a lot like Casually Explained?

this but with no hit when

You are Great.😊

34:37 Bro forgot the text

distOne

distHype

Fan Dagger OP, pls nerf!

Dist2 why you remove the best part? when you visit 2nd time to the GREAT Kenneth Haight 1:05:44 Poor Great Kenneth Haight, he so young and beautiful :) and how good he was with jumping when you throw dagger to him, he is a royal he should be on your video :D for 3 second :D he desert a 3 second fame on your video :D

are you playing on steam offline mode? if so, the fps drops are caused by the game attempting to give achievements (even if u already have them) and the only solution that i know of is not using offline mode

some asian dude did this at rune level 1 lol

I don't see Richard, where is he ?

FEET pot

dist1