Not the people screaming with terror while they dance in the city!!! 🤣

@cutejustice

Жыл бұрын

LMFOAOOOO that took me out 😭😭😭😭😭

@Kkurama7

Жыл бұрын

This is my favorite part lol

@Cerein08

Жыл бұрын

Citizens: *help us pls* Bayonetta, Viola, Jeanne and the variants:💃💃💃💃💃💃

@bayonetta3525

Жыл бұрын

It's Us looking out the window seeing all this Bayonettas

@CoCofi8103

Жыл бұрын

Before that you can briefly hear luka saying oh f#ck me

The Shibuya part is amazing Don't you hate when 5 identical women suddenly dance in the middle of the road ?

@Natycik

Жыл бұрын

Best part - they do this while there are people screaming agony in the background :D

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

When reality is being erased but you NEED to attend dance class or else you're expelled

@DT-yw4ob

Жыл бұрын

No, i'm familiar with the concept of sorority initiations.

@oferiomenta640

Жыл бұрын

It's more hilarius in new york

@Valesteria1783

Жыл бұрын

@@lowhp_comic this is literally my school, but it doesn't do as far as getting expelled if you don't attend Like there would be a catastrophic hurricane in my province and my school will ONLY suspend at Witt's end

1:31 lmao Luka going “Oh, f*** me!” 💀

@LaPersonaEsa

Жыл бұрын

Looking at the dance It sounds more like a petition than expression 👀👀

@mrekozack7817

Жыл бұрын

He's a whole mood frfr

@YurimoHikashi

Жыл бұрын

@@mrekozack7817 Luka is my fav for a reason

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

​@@YurimoHikashiBased and Lukapilled

01:40 **People literally dying** these guys: "🕺💃🕺👯‍♂️"

This is a masterclass in sound design honestly

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

Never thought people would be impressed by it tbh 😂😂 thanks!

@arcienarchives1957

Жыл бұрын

Dude as an ex abridger this is amazing. Many footsteps

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

@@arcienarchives1957 what did you abridge for? 😳

@arcienarchives1957

Жыл бұрын

@@lowhp_comic kzread.info/dash/bejne/aaqD0JZxo5PFiKQ.html

That last part is always get me even in the original. They are all waiting and were like "can you just say cut and let us go home please?".

@Jonathan-wm6nu

Жыл бұрын

Seriously it takes so long to fade out 😭

@CoCofi8103

Жыл бұрын

Honestly the original was a binger I like that there using the dance outro again but I wish they didn't fire the dance animators

@im_learning_bicth

Жыл бұрын

Literally was giving K-pop music show ending fairy energy

The background screaming and shooting in Shibuya 💀💀💀

2:40 my head cannon is that Bayonetta chose this exact location to record her dancing on TikTok just to be obnoxious and it's driving everyone crazy

NO WAY GET OUT OF MY CAR AT THE END LMAO

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

To think that Cereza and friends was just out of frame in that video 😂

1:20 i never noticed that viola just spins out of nowhere LMAO

@vadandrumist1670

Жыл бұрын

She must go, her planet needs her.

Tbh, this represents how I felt after the ending.

@NIHIL_EGO

Жыл бұрын

I was literally like "😐".

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

HOES MAD

B1: The world is in chaos! B2: Terrible, let's dance.

i love how they're are people screaming in the background while the bayonettas were vibing

Get. Out. Of. My. Car. NOW! 😡🤜

@jambon2730

Жыл бұрын

Enzo be like

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

@@jambon2730 Enzo WOULD be an Uber driver 😂😂

Just imagine, you’re in a dark alley late at night, lost on your way home, and five eight foot goddesses start synchronized dancing at you like this. Just the sound of their perfectly timed heels clacking after you while you run.

@BEEEES

8 ай бұрын

Horrifying, i love it

I love how well you did the sound effects 👍

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

I didn't expect people to complement the accuracy of the sounds 😂😂 thanks!

2:21 sounds like me when I crack my joints

Go platinum give us nothing!

gotta say that Viola looks so out place dancing like mommy Bayo xD

I think my favorite part is individual heel clicking sounds for each bayo near the end lmao

I lost it at the hip shake in the beginning. She thought she ate fr

@joeywild2011

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t she eat though?

@omorinintendoswitchedition

Жыл бұрын

@@joeywild2011 not really. Bayo 1 and 2 slayed more than Bayo 3

@arkhealos7947

Жыл бұрын

Jesse wtf are you saying

@Saralightff

Жыл бұрын

@@arkhealos7947 😂

@lewa3910

Жыл бұрын

@@arkhealos7947 That she wasns't eating Mr. White

Did Platinum Games hire some Californian HR ladies or something? What the hell are even these dance moves?

@buihuy5211

Жыл бұрын

I heard they wanna make it more general audience friendly

@Just-a-random-guy.

Жыл бұрын

@@buihuy5211 Source?

@buihuy5211

Жыл бұрын

@@Just-a-random-guy. this was a hear say back then when before the game came out a few months. But from what we see, I would say they did that, since they switch out the choreography from the first 2 games and replace with this... "Professional dance"

@GUNS_jk

Жыл бұрын

@@buihuy5211 Its a rated M for mature audience. That's just stupid of them to do so.

@buihuy5211

Жыл бұрын

@@GUNS_jk agreed, which is why here she has absolutely zero sexy badass energy

This is what the ending actually felt like.

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

HOES MAD

1:45 The screams in the background followed by the clacking of heels. I'm dying.

this is so awkward and funny at the same time! 🤣 My minds playing the music to fill in the blank!

She really said: 👠👠👠🙌🙌🙌👠👠

I loved that you added the clinging of bayonetta's chains and charms.

God the only thing that could have improved it would be if you could hear them breathing

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

She starts wheezing near the end 😂

@Night_Raptor_5991

Жыл бұрын

😆

This is why there's music in sequences like this

Why when they dance, they remindme of dance moms??? i can hear abby saying "On top of the piramid, bayonetta, she'll do a solo"

@PanconMermelada-dg2xe

Жыл бұрын

I JUST REALIZED THERE'S THE "GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW" AT 3:08 I'M GOING THROUGH SUFFOCATION RN😭😭😭😭

This sums up how I felt watching this Disney Channel Original Movie ass dance number after that ending.

@joeyooreo2240

Жыл бұрын

This took me tf out "Disney Channel movie ass" That's a good one mate lmaoo

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

HOES MAD

My last 5 braincells raindancing to wake me up from sleep:

Really fitting with the silence in my heart and mind after Jeanne died like some meaningless side character and when the game ended in the worst way possible

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

HOES MAD

It's the "Oh fuck me" from Luka and screams of terror from others for me.

Bayonetta 1 slaying with that pose. I can just hear her saying "Fuck off~" in Hellena Taylor's voice.

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

Flock off**

“Get out of my car now” crying 😭

Not Luka in the background for no reason “aw fuck me!”

It’s the clacking of the heels for me.

Bayo outfits just rattle like a key chain

@NIHIL_EGO

Жыл бұрын

Klefkin: Mommy ?

This is the best thing ever thank you so much!! I was praying we’d hear dying citizens in Tokyo so you really went all out for the dramatisation hahah

Jeanne just vibing at the back

The ambience really sells it, also crazy respect on replicating all of the shit they have hanging off of them. I would be so hype for your proposed Bayo 4

She got in airpods

The last scene be like: Them: *blocks their path while dancing* Citizens in their car: why are they womens suddenly dancing in the middle of the road?

the ending is just so funny you can see the look on their face's just waiting for the camera to cut so they can finally break out of character and go home

this video just boils down how i feel abt this game

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

I think the game is great, it's just the story took a huge nosedive as it got closer to the end

@becodeku

Жыл бұрын

@@lowhp_comic no yeah, i think its just such a bad taste by the end of it that it makes it hard to like it as a whole for me personally

@vanilla8956

Жыл бұрын

@@becodeku I feel the exact same. ...I really like that microphone frog spear though

@whippethacreem7299

Жыл бұрын

@@vanilla8956 And the tall Egyptian woman it came from.

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

HOES MAD

THE GET OUT OF MY CAR VIDEO PLAYING IN THE LAST SECTION LMAOOOO THIS IS GOLD

It's giving Just Dance

@1:31 "Oh Fuck me!" Lmfao

Literally PG thinking we’d be screaming applause as if it was the best game in the series versus reality:

@sunfeatherX3

Жыл бұрын

The scream I scrompt 😂

@Valimaske

Жыл бұрын

@@sunfeatherX3 the scromp i just screampt reading scrompt for the first time in my life LMAO

@NIHIL_EGO

Жыл бұрын

PG: We ate and left no crumbs, PERIODT ! (They literally just ate the pepperoni topping and nothing else)

@ihaveakirbyobessesion2617

Жыл бұрын

Oh end them again for me, they need to be taken down several pegs

@scoobertdoobert7348

Жыл бұрын

The T

Truly one of the bayonetta games of all time

3:01 killed me HAJDNANFNJWKFNWN

I want to believe that there is a universe where Bayonetta is the mom of Joker from persona 5. Even if is not canon.

1:40 they look so unbothered 😭

THE FUCKING GET OUT OF MY CAR ME LMAO

Now I’m trying to imagine the first version w/o music. *Thinks of heavy Rain, The Missile flying around Isla De Sol, all those lava eruptions, etc.*

Heel Clacking ASMR on par with Kill la Kill

No cuz what was she thinking at 0:31 😭

@NIHIL_EGO

Жыл бұрын

Look Viola ! Huh-huh ! Huh-huh ! Mummy still got it going on ! Did I told you about the time I killed a mad god of light in space ? It was in 2010; at the time, people still thought that Lady Gaga was a trans woman !

Platinum Bring Maiko Back Please 2030 AD Challenge

I can see Rodin putting music for Bayonetta to dance .. I don't know you guys

I kinda like this more than the original lol

Omg the get out of my car at the end 🤣

Bayonetta 3 out of context

This was beautiful. Thank you.

Dancing asmr😌🤣

It’s the high heel sounds for me 💀

I've been meaning to ask, who came up with this choreography? It's just so lackluster compared to the first game. Like hot damn

@carltasticdrew9633

Жыл бұрын

Whoever made this dance must have been rushed. They practice the dance 1 week before release.

@milkmusket9278

Жыл бұрын

I think it was the angles and camera in the first one that made it look good, the choreography here is good but they needed to change up the angles a little for some more flare instead of just facing the front for most of the time with few zoom ins

@hacooray525

Жыл бұрын

@@milkmusket9278 yeah this one feels like basic k-pop MV, showing off the dancer instead of elevating the dance itself

@Witchtimez

Жыл бұрын

This definitely does not have Maiko's flair anywhere in the choreo of this game and it is glaringly obvious :/ it's like losing a 1/3 of what makes Bayo Bayonetta

@FEKana

Жыл бұрын

@@Witchtimez 2/3 if you count losing Bayonetta's original voice actress because her butt got Hella greedy

This legitimately captures how underwhelmed and annoyed I was at the ending when they tried to pull this happy dance number bullshit after ruining the story

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

HOES MAD

You are very talented! ♥

I love this, it's hilarious! Please make the Joker part a whole vid.

who fired maiko uchida? and who replaced her? this is so not it

@sunfeatherX3

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like if anything she made bayonetta more than hellena did! Both got replaced but these moves arguably hurt more than the va replacement. 💀

@kali3833

Жыл бұрын

@@sunfeatherX3 it just looks so weird and the dancing is a lot worse the first one looked fun but classy in away

@royd.6021

Жыл бұрын

They probably didn’t fire her, Maiko Uchida has two kids and runs dance classes (she has a twitter on it) and is probably just busy

@tovi3280

Жыл бұрын

@@royd.6021 oh no dw it was a joke lol

The last sequence is just the Bayonettas taking a page from James Corden

I have never played this game but this is great 😭

@lowhp_comic

Жыл бұрын

The game is great, shame the story falls apart hard at the final 10%

@echoooo5383

Жыл бұрын

@@lowhp_comicnah the whole story is ass

@spidey5558

Жыл бұрын

@@echoooo5383 nice pfp

@echoooo5383

Жыл бұрын

@@spidey5558 thanks

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

It's a good game, just don't poop your pants in a rage like these yuri fanboys malding over Bayonetta not banging her sister and instead having a relationship with a dang dirty male.

seems accurate and fitting for the ending. also some ocational bone snap and joint pop will be god too

This is a dancing sound asmr 💀

I love how Viola just like spins away hahahahahahahaha

This is great lmao

1:31 the faint "fck me"-

Jokes aside, that is some really good sound design

That was great.

What a legend

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Characters in an animated movie's credits:

Clip clop clip clip clip clop clop clip

Ah, thats why I don’t dance in public.

OMG, HELP.....I STILL HEARING THE MUSIC IN MY HEAD!!

Fantastic ASMR

Go girl! Give us nothing!

underrated video

* plays nickelback: she got me running round * which it does suit for me.

perfectly encapsulates my disappointment and mood for this game

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

HOES MAD

@justinluc2572

Жыл бұрын

@@calvinanderson4245 Simp

This gave me a good laugh.

Hahhahahaa This was an amazing experience 😂

It's so funny without music i can't 🤣

Amazing. Ten out of ten. Bravo, vamicemo! *Applauds*

2:14 Imagine walking back to your house and seeing this

the level of detail paid is astounding. dare i say more care went into this than the end of the story.

@calvinanderson4245

Жыл бұрын

HOES MAD

It's so much worse without music. The music is the only part that made it barely passable.

@NIHIL_EGO

Жыл бұрын

And let's be honest, it was a downgrade compared to the first version. Give me back the sick dance beat please 💀

@ragno-monoover4710

Жыл бұрын

@@NIHIL_EGO it was made so people would actually be Able to dance it

Jokes on you, I play the music in my head.

I never knew viola spun off screen

Someone said I don't know where I am in the last part lmao