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@15anz79

Жыл бұрын

我我

@Khanza132

Жыл бұрын

-Read the pinned comment- -liek da video- -my ear explode- Does't watch new video yet

@AsianBoss654

4 ай бұрын

W̶h̶a̶t̶

@PoncianoSanPascualJr

Күн бұрын

ẞtøp Wætçhīñg Thîß

When the Chinese kid sneezes

@ryanlieb3958

3 жыл бұрын

That's didn't age well

@adankmeme651

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanlieb3958 this was made when the pandemic started so I'm pretty sure the comment is talking about it

@seijin4426

Күн бұрын

Ha, my family and I almost DIED from that! 😅

When the chinese airport manager said your flight is delayed So you bring your own plane.

@cgndnm

3 жыл бұрын

haha, *banzai*

@ToobzNightmare

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a Russian trying to team up with the Japanese and this comment actually is good

@bemotivated8443

3 жыл бұрын

When you commit so many war crimes the Nazis tell you to stop:

@pops7249

2 жыл бұрын

that different song Arawashi no Uta

@idsfxtm5759

2 жыл бұрын

And it was Mitsubishi Zero

I played this and my computer shouted banzai then exploded.

@pops7249

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacob1813leipzig lmao Toyota XD

@Masayuki_Nagare

Жыл бұрын

Damn This Computer Is Having Flashbacks

@Franzjosef684

11 ай бұрын

“Yeah maybe I shouldn’t have bought that Japanese hard drive”

@shigerunintendo_943

Ай бұрын

🛬 🚢

@shigerunintendo_943

Ай бұрын

🛬 🚢

teacher: today we will learn about ww2 japan That one Japanese kid:

@randomuser648

3 жыл бұрын

The Japanese kid: what world war?

@pops7249

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomuser648 yea, sadly many japanese doesnt even know ww2

@sovietunion9241

2 жыл бұрын

Go brrrrrrrrrt

@40gamin

2 жыл бұрын

@@pops7249 they were though a few, but hid the dark ones, like the war crimes and slaughtering civilians at Asia

@snowsoldier_9775

2 жыл бұрын

The Japanese kid: ok we talk about war crimes

When the American kid insults you so you crash your plane into his house.

@AmericanCaesarian

3 жыл бұрын

tenno heika banzai

@starchyhippo845

3 жыл бұрын

BANZAI

@user-wx8ic2iv3d

3 жыл бұрын

And then they bring the *fUCKING SUN UPON YOU* *T W I C E*

@skribblio5600

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-wx8ic2iv3d The Japanese were pretty extreme so It makes since the U.S. would get nuclear revenge Pun

@sukhdeepsingh-lm6wl

3 жыл бұрын

And then they nuke you twice with democracy

When your Chinese accountant says that looting isn’t a valid source of payment

@leolovett9665

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable.

@Egg44693

15 күн бұрын

​@@leolovett9665:O

*A japanese veteran rides a plane for the first time in WW2* His mind:

USA : We INVADE IRAQ FOR OIL Japan who invaded a whole continent for oil:

@snowsoldier_9775

2 жыл бұрын

true

@ianeons9278

Жыл бұрын

It's you again?

@PoncianoSanPascualJr

Күн бұрын

USA:getting the National anthem drums and piano Japan people:singing Japan:

@PoncianoSanPascualJr

Күн бұрын

🇮🇶⚔️🇮🇷

Japanese Flight instructor: ok to start up the plane and fly off you do this Japanese pilot: ight but how do i land Japanese flight instructor:

@warpey5632

2 жыл бұрын

Flight instructor: You see that aircraft carrier? Pilot: Yes? Flight instructor: Land on it. Pilot: But sir this is a US carrier. Flight instructor: Then bomb it. Pilot: I'm out of bombs. Flight instructor: *Then do both.*

@bloodraven8536

2 жыл бұрын

"That's the neat part, you don't"

@potatoballz69

Жыл бұрын

"That's the good part, you don't."

@YoureRatharStewpidMate

Жыл бұрын

"You just dive into the airport and then, there ya go" "Isn't that called ka-" "Yeah I don't care shut the fu-" "That's considered terrorism, A-" "I DON'T CARE, NOW LISTEN OR YOU'LL BE SHOT WITH MY NAMBU" "uh, o- okay.."

@haashir8807

Ай бұрын

kamekazeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T e e n o o h o i e e k a B o n z a e i [insert stonks man dressed in an imperial Japanese uniform here]

Mosquitos: bite and go Bees:

My new alarm clock, thx for give a suicide for my phone

@acenosce3334

4 жыл бұрын

Call suicide watch and play this

@longyu9336

3 жыл бұрын

@@acenosce3334 Japanese soldier with PTSD: Sir, I am having suicidal thoughts. Officer: *STONKS*

@zencilervadisi

Жыл бұрын

Your phone died for emperor 🤚😔

@miemonlysummers7041

Жыл бұрын

​@@acenosce3334 you are right let me just

Teacher: We are going on a trip to Japan! Bois:

Hirohito : "Prepare the airstrike. That harbor's going down." The Pilots : "Forgive us Emperor Hirohito, but we have no bombs!" Hirohito : *I meant an ACTUAL airstrike.*

@Auzions

Жыл бұрын

Pilots : “Oh sh- I mean YES EMPEROR HIROHITO!”

@epistimonkapetanios

Жыл бұрын

BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAANNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@YoureRatharStewpidMate

Жыл бұрын

*AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

@bruhei3

Жыл бұрын

Real

@FancySShadow

Жыл бұрын

Americans using anime references not knowing any Japanese asides konichiwa or baka

When a Japanese platoon gets wiped out during a banzai charge in 1944 and wakes up in the middle of Akihabara, seeing all the anime billboards everywhere.

@snowsoldier_9775

2 жыл бұрын

You dare use the FC5 cult symbol

@fluttzkrieg4392

2 жыл бұрын

@@snowsoldier_9775 What about it, sinner?

@snowsoldier_9775

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluttzkrieg4392 You dare call me a Sinner I call the cult War crime makers cuz they kill people

@ace74909

Жыл бұрын

imperial > modern always

showed this to my Filipino great grandfather. Then he won't stop screaming

@miemonlysummers7041

Жыл бұрын

Perfect now fly your plane into his living room FOR THE EMPEROR

@m.a.g.y.1796

8 ай бұрын

Bet he was screaming " *PUTANGINA ANDIYAN NA ANG MGA HAPON!* "

@iksalt2996

7 ай бұрын

Same

Donald trump: we must get revenge on Gina for the coronavirus japan, go get em Japan:

@nisreenabdulghani9483

3 жыл бұрын

Japan wouldn't listen to the USA since they were enemies

@jblazerndrowzy

2 жыл бұрын

@@nisreenabdulghani9483 Bro they’re practically best friends today tf you mean

@justinetan6574

2 жыл бұрын

@@nisreenabdulghani9483 bro its modern now not ww2 technically there are allies now but japan is not allowed to wage a war without 🇺🇲 permission

@sirpixel7945

2 жыл бұрын

Gina? Where is that?

When the Manchurian kid acts up

When the Russian kid starts making fun of you

@toiletpaper6763

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@leonidbrezhnev8401

4 жыл бұрын

When the Russian kid is hogging the water fountain.

@SenkaBandit

3 жыл бұрын

@@toiletpaper6763 I made this up myself lmao

@ToobzNightmare

3 жыл бұрын

That was the Russian Empire during WW1 and a revolution, so obviously they are gonna lose

@justinetan6574

2 жыл бұрын

@@ToobzNightmare bruh russo japanese war started at 1904 and ended in 1905 and russian civil war started at 1917

when you realize coronavirus came from china

@seekiro2660

3 жыл бұрын

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

@Prauwlet213

2 жыл бұрын

when you realise that battle of wuhan was a thing

@hans4239

Жыл бұрын

*Nanking intensifies*

@nationalistfilipino69420

Жыл бұрын

Bro imagine Banzai charging at Mao Zedong's statue for the emperor 💀💀

What my mind plays when I slept with my female friends in Nanking:

@cajunamuria5938

3 жыл бұрын

Darkest humor of all of Asian hidtory

@ToobzNightmare

3 жыл бұрын

@@cajunamuria5938 Ya know the Soviets (the USSR is in Asia and Europe) made a captured nazi German play the piano for 34 hours straight, telling him that when he stops.... they kill him. 34 hours the German begs for mercy and stops playing.... We shot him in the heart.

@ctnke

3 жыл бұрын

oof

@iseethroughyouresoul.5605

3 жыл бұрын

Ok that’s just really fucked up but I like it

@deeznuts13178

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToobzNightmare thats a nice way of torturing, noted

*When You Giving a Tip On Japan*

When you get all your charges dropped because you know how to make bioweapons

When some 9 year old band kid says you have -5000000 social credits so you crash his plane in his house

My friend on the bus asked me what anime song I liked best played this at max,the whole bus was silent on the way to school after that lmao.

@queensadministrator2106

2 жыл бұрын

someday, you will look back and cringe at this comment

@Colosuss

2 жыл бұрын

@@queensadministrator2106 you dont cringe at a land that got bomber by the sun t w i c e

@childplunger

2 жыл бұрын

@@queensadministrator2106 nah this is epic

@thanosgaming824

2 жыл бұрын

@@queensadministrator2106 No they need to remember the Imperial Japanese Army forever

@racon8272

2 жыл бұрын

@@childplunger you will also look back and cringe at the thought of calling this comment "epic".

When your mutsuki class destroyer resists 2 torpedoes in war thunder

@nakitaluckysibih5581

2 жыл бұрын

More like when you playing Yamato and it resists from the bombs & torpedos dropped by US planes in war thunder

@miemonlysummers7041

Жыл бұрын

When your zero doesn't become a fireball

Kids after saying konichiwa in a Chinese restaurant :

@hans4239

Жыл бұрын

*Nanking Intensifies* (Yes I have used this comment before no I am not deleting this)

@miemonlysummers7041

Жыл бұрын

​@@hans4239 fair

I played this at Nanking. Nothing happened. Oh no, it’s the police! Wait a minute... That’s the Japanese.

Chinese people when the water starts speaking Japanese...

Germany : "They took our capital to defeat us" Italy : "I had a civil war" Japan : "They dropped the sun on us *twice* "

@CinmnTstCrnchChrros

3 жыл бұрын

The land of the falling sun

@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259

2 жыл бұрын

@@CinmnTstCrnchChrros the land of the fallouts

@CinmnTstCrnchChrros

2 жыл бұрын

@@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259 y e s

@dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259

2 жыл бұрын

@@CinmnTstCrnchChrros it is

@Arda-wq8pd

2 жыл бұрын

@@CinmnTstCrnchChrros More like shinning

Hirohito: Hey FDR i got earrape FDR: Silly Hirohito u can't have earrap- Hirohito:

@insan108

3 жыл бұрын

FDR(Franklin D Roosevelt)

@user-ey1ck9fb1v

2 жыл бұрын

nanking.

when the docter says you have 2 minutes to live so you play this

Ants: *bite you* Mosquitoes: *suck your blood* Bees:

@wendynino1924

2 ай бұрын

Ahh yes

I played this on aeroplane It crashed into a american cruiser

@Masayuki_Nagare

Жыл бұрын

What A Brave Pilot! 😊

@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

11 ай бұрын

Nah, it crashed into two towers

I played this on a plane It crashed into a Carrier

@PoncianoSanPascualJr

Күн бұрын

Carrier???

I opened duolingo's feed and saw "Meet 3 learners whose love BTS became a love of korean language and culture" And my first instinct was to come to this video I think i need a psychologist

@emperorhirohito77yago43

Жыл бұрын

No you don't. You're just honorable.

use fork to eat noodle in japan japanese people:

Civilians: Exists Japan:

Perfection as you are division stacking at Chinese United Front in Hearts of Iron 4

When you take your DNA test and you are 0.000000001% Japanese

when i see a remote control plane crash into a paper boat what my brain thinks: 0:14

Just set this as my alarm.

When you’re Chinese friend says he hates Japan so you hired a hitman to crash his house with your plane:

Wow this really raped my ears like Nanjing-

Japan after beating Germany:

@Krillshelfing

4 ай бұрын

What

It sounds like an audio recording from the Kola Ultra-deep Borehole

@Rudranshpande

2 жыл бұрын

Lol relatable

"No ammo? Become the ammo"

@maxwelldaly5845

Жыл бұрын

Loading screen tips be like

@Masayuki_Nagare

Жыл бұрын

I'm In ⚰️😭

When you are about to Banzai Charge the kid that is about to talk about Japanese war crimes

As a chinese man... This scares me.

“Good and relaxing sleeping music”

When you tell the new kid you like Japan, and he asks you what is your favorite Anime:

Japan now: **anime** Japan then:

Japanese Air Force Commander: Keep firing the warship!! Japanese Pilot: But sir, I'm afraid to state that we're out of ammo!! I need to reload! Japanese Air Force Commander: *Then reload with your own blood!!*

@Masayuki_Nagare

Жыл бұрын

*Every Warship Crew Think He Safe Until The Aircraft That Was Out Of The Ammo Realizes That He Was The Ammo*

@Masayuki_Nagare

Жыл бұрын

Remaining Ammo: Full Fuel Tank (Explode When Damaged) Burning Plane Body BANZAI!! Man Sacrificing With His Own Blood A6M Zero Burning Engine (Causes Critical Damage)

Dutch: i colonized Indonesia Bristish empire: i Colonized Malaysia Portugis: i Colonized philipine Imperial Japan: *ILL COLONIZED ALL!!*

@detectiveamevirus8

4 жыл бұрын

australian and new zealand mmmmm no no no

@coleprichard9072

3 жыл бұрын

i know this is a joke but they were only planning to colonize most of eastern asia. only reason why is because they know they couldn't defeat the united states so the attacked pearl harbor to try to cripple there navy /air force just so they could have enough time to expand their empire and then they were planning on making treaties with the u.s and hoped they would get to keep their land

@arbenbenagua3983

3 жыл бұрын

But usa claimed philippines in ww2

@philippinecountryball1513

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh Portugal Did not Colonized The Philippines Only Spain and America Bruh

@josephprecioso2489

3 жыл бұрын

its spain that colonized philippines

When you talking about how chopsticks are hard to using Japanese kid in 10 kilometers radius:

When you walk through the Port and some guy named Arthur insults you.

Played This On Sunset Then It Rises Immediately. One Of The Rising Sun Ever

Great music to fall asleep to

i played this at my school while on break

when you are 0.000001% japanese

i can still hear " tamachiru tsurugi nukitsurete shisuru kakugo desu sumu beshi"

Hirohito: Omae wa mo shindeiru Pearl Harbor:...NANI?!

STILL SOUNDS GOOD!

@Oblivion37

2 жыл бұрын

lmao so real

@dxaniol

2 жыл бұрын

*B A N Z A I*

when you run out of ammo and your plane suddenly became a bomb:

The Japanese kid when the Chinese kid makes fun of him a little too much

When you're running low on fuel and see an American carrier

0:14 This is where it starts

When Kishi wins the Great Asian War

Soon in China

your girl friend : ugh i hate japanese empire your asian friend :

When your friends are attacking superpowers so you attack a superpower:

i got bigger speakers down stairs

@Rudranshpande

2 жыл бұрын

You better not do it mr Chinese grandparents are gonna die and think the Japanese are back

when your Siamese cat starts staring at you intensely

Any port with ships in it JAPAN:

When you ask quiet weeb from your class what's his favourite anime and he says Sino-Japanese war

When the kid says he hates anime The Japanese and weeb kid:

Teacher : Today we will learn about Pacific war Girls : Omg it could be very boring Boys :

@snowsoldier_9775

2 жыл бұрын

The Japanese kid:

Great song Im using it for my alarm ringtone

@indoballgaming3575

7 ай бұрын

Lol

When the Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Canadian, American, and British Kid make fun of you

Japan: Marching to battotai *Five minutes later* ねえ、空に何だ?それ-

the most chill song ever not earrape

My brain when an anime character said banzai.

When you're playing the latest warzone and you placed C4 on your own car

when me and my japanese bois go to china

When you play imperial japan in hoi4:

**Bataan Death March Intensifies**

@snowsoldier_9775

2 жыл бұрын

You dare say that to our history

when a Japanese plane crash on an American ship in pearl harbor the soldiers who are Japanese that survived in 1945:

when you singlehandedly defeat the Axis Chinese United Front Allies and the Commintern in hoi4

you sink their ships so they sink your island

me in a random war game after my plane runs out of ammo

the USS realising there's 90 japanese planes in the air *the pilots:*

Teacher: we are doing a field trip to Japan. Girls:I can t wait to go shopping with cute Japanese guys. Boys :

@asphaltnerdfurina

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist: The school sets in Nanking

POV: Bowser and Godzilla are at your door with a box of chicken wings and pork fried rice yet for some reason they have brass knuckles on.

When you realize the JMSDF has a carrier named "Kaga":

0:14 for when it begins

ngl this is music to my hears i love it

When you don't see button for landing gear in your plane:

me and by japanese buddies partying outside the chinese embassy

*When the US planes keeps bombing and torpedoing the Yamato and it still a float*