**Saw a battleship drifting** Aliens:eXcUSe mE WtF

@-ckiebiscit-371

5 жыл бұрын

No it's MoMmy WaTdAfuQ

@soldiermega5937

5 жыл бұрын

And then KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

@aarontheaviationaddict3643

5 жыл бұрын

No, it's like this: Aliens: N-nani!? Battorushipu dorifto!?

@seanwatts8342

5 жыл бұрын

...then the aliens kissed the donkey.

@xs-mp7bo

5 жыл бұрын

@@-ckiebiscit-371 yo boi

Screw what the critics say. This movie is awesome.

@DtRockstar1

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! It cracks me up when people complain about how the turrets wouldn’t rotate that fast, the guns wouldn’t fire that fast, The ship wouldn’t tip to the side, blah blah blah. What was their first clue that this movie wasn’t going to be realistic? If they got all that stuff wrong in the movie Das boot, then I could understand. This is just a fun movie!

@Draconicus702

3 жыл бұрын

The only mistake this movie made was coming out at the same time as Avengers so it had that as box office competition.

@DtRockstar1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Draconicus702 Oh wow, I didn't realize that. That would definitely hurt the outcome of this movie.

@paccin339

3 жыл бұрын

Just this scene

@fitzbellehill

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!!!! movie are meant to be FUN!!!! some people act like it has to mean something!!! i just want to watch stuff get blown up!!!!

"The art of war fight the enemy where they aren't, it finally just clicked." "That's not what it means, not even close" 😂😂😂😂😂

@sariba9225

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@JF.007

3 жыл бұрын

Is a japanese sailor talking about a military chinese book... Not even close...

@matthewiisaac7907

3 жыл бұрын

Its to subdue the enemy without even fighting

@JF.007

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewiisaac7907 Or even better. Subdue the conflict without fighting.

@adamtruong1759

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I thought it was about "All warfare is based on deception."

4:18 never mess with a sailor who has been waiting for dropping some lead from the day of retirement.

@rijanlimbu7147

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@OCKoreanPoolman

2 жыл бұрын

@Vi "FIRE!"

@celticlad5866

2 жыл бұрын

@@OCKoreanPoolman **insert sad alien noises**

@peterc.marketos

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

​@@celticlad5866 movie was plot armor uss missouri would end up Destroyed By 20 to 30 Pegs by Regent mothership aircraft carrier

tfw when you realize that the alien missiles are shaped like the pegs from the board game

@good7bad138

4 жыл бұрын

O.o now that's clever

@erictirado147

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit was thinking that the whole time, especially when the pegs took out part of the ship

@drakeredwingofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@erictirado147 yeah this movie was so dope!

@Grey-Ghost-Enty

3 жыл бұрын

Well damn I wasn’t expecting that :0

@daletorrisi4038

3 жыл бұрын

well it is battleship also seems the aliens spent al ltheir easearch budget on gettint thru space rather than any sort of weaponry caus grenades isnt exactly effiecent

*Sees the USS Missouri drifting* Aliens: Mom come pick me up,i'm scared

@theenzoferrari458

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 lmaooooo hahahahaha omg. So fucking funny. I'm dead. Lololololololol

@theenzoferrari458

4 жыл бұрын

@TECHNO TECH agreed.

@Typhoon1515

3 жыл бұрын

Batturshipou drifto

@theenzoferrari458

3 жыл бұрын

@@Typhoon1515 stfu loser weaboo

@breadbug6101

3 жыл бұрын

@@Typhoon1515 senkan dorifuto

“You can’t just drift a battle ship” USS Missouri: observe

@janetobrien9825

2 жыл бұрын

In Australia the reply would be: ‘Hold my beer….!!’ 😊

@roofer3608

2 жыл бұрын

@@janetobrien9825 in America he's steering with his knee while he hits the weed pipe.

@vanessaaleean7382

2 жыл бұрын

The kickass equivalent of a handbrake turn

@jackjames7806

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@guardianangel7589

Жыл бұрын

Nazis: we're out of range of their battleships. USS Texas: Yeah, about that.

Alien: "you can't defeat me" Human: "i know but she can" **uss missouri**

@Taylor_Wolfe115

4 жыл бұрын

*she

@Taylor_Wolfe115

3 жыл бұрын

@cristina Banuelos dude like yeh, the USS Missouri or Iowa will literally the Enedmy Fleeet but Bismark i like alot

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

these sailors had plot armor. uss missouri would be destroyed by Regent mothership (garrnoian aircraft carrier with armed of pegs launchers there was missiles and Torpedos but dosen't work on earth.)

@HarmonRAB-hp4nk

22 күн бұрын

be hilarios to see the whole navel fleet show up...Get OUT of OUR OCIAN

@Ryuu1010YT

21 күн бұрын

@@HarmonRAB-hp4nk bruh these Regents ships way more advanced and can easily beat fleet

Alien ship: we sunken the others what do you have. USS Missouri: the biggest Middle fingers you have ever seen "Update- So i visited My uncle Ship the USS New Jersey sister of the Missouri so during the tour they ask if people seen this movie when they show you the anchor as you can guess the drifting part can't be done apparently this was a common question so the tour guy explained it without anyone asking also thanks for the likes i wasn't suspecting almost 2K when i commented 3 year's ago"

@str2010

4 жыл бұрын

9 16-inch middle fingers

@juanfigueroa-serville2465

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is savage and has legendary status......lol.

@chandawg7135

4 жыл бұрын

We sunk the others we got something for your ass

@gregdimas3011

3 жыл бұрын

MacArthur's righteous hand from the heavens!

@electrohalo8798

3 жыл бұрын

9 16 inch guns which have the power of the 18.1 inch guns of the Yamato due to the longer barrel allowing for more speed on the later 2 Iowa class ships shells when exiting the barrel

I know that the battleship is outdated these days but their is just something about them. They will never lose intimidation or badass status it is my favorite war ship

@danielhaire6677

4 жыл бұрын

Just remember, several of the Iowa-Classes are Inactive Reserve status. That means if needed, they can be recalled to do what they do best - unleash hell upon their enemies. This fact was taken into account in the novel as to why the Mo had fuel and ammo ready to go.

@danielhaire6677

4 жыл бұрын

@@somebody700 Made for a great scene though

@deathcharge5468

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielhaire6677 they cant be used actually because they were sold to there states and are now museums and cant be refited

@Viper72

4 жыл бұрын

DEATH CHARGE I’m sure if a state of national emergency there’s some provisioning somewhere in the defense acts that will allow the Navy to reclaim these ships and modernize them more than their previous 90s update.

@danielhaire6677

4 жыл бұрын

@@Viper72 Maybe not too modernized. With all the news reports of various countries modenizing their forces, a ship whose primary ordinance can't be jammed would be worth a lot. Imagine: "Sir, We have jammed the Americans fire control systems for their missiles and they are coming into 25 km range!" "Idiot, Iowa classes' main guns are Analog!!" "Oh..." *BOOM!!*

Good god there is something so satisfying about watching the USS Missouri firing broadside on.

@SolidKing98

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because every possible Fire power lighting that alien ship up all at once

@Ork20111

3 жыл бұрын

Satisfying is not the word I would use for a 16 inch broadside but I get your point.

@certifiedhalfwit7714

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ork20111 more if you are in range of her it’s all over

@KipIngram

2 жыл бұрын

Battleships were amazing. Nothing short of amazing. For a few decades they were what it was all about - the whole story. It was just the development of aircraft that changed the economics - it became possible for a cheap airplane with a torpedo to sink a huge expensive capital battleship. So emphasis shifted to carriers and carrier groups, that could maintain their own in-the-air protection shield. But anyway, for those few decades battleships were just things of beauty.

@SnipR9

2 жыл бұрын

@@KipIngram its so sad :(

USS Missouri: *So anyways i started blasting*

@evanbeers1644

3 жыл бұрын

Fishing boat type battle cruiser: IIIIIIIITTTTT WAAAAAAAAAS YOOOOOOU

@daytonaofcv6856

2 жыл бұрын

@G E T R E K T 905 Don't bring your paper Ruski boats into a real boat chat.

@HistoryShell1786

2 жыл бұрын

@G E T R E K T the Stalingrad class battle cruiser will fall in a battle with an Iowa class battleship. Here are some statistics that’ll show why buddy: Stalingrad class: Waterline belt armor: (7.1 in) Armaments: 3 x triple (12.0 in) guns; 6 x twin (5.1 in) guns; Iowa class(Missouri): Waterline belt armor: 14.5 inches Armaments: 3 x triple (16.0 in) guns; 10 x twin (5.0 in) guns Your bullshit ruski boat will fall below the waterline in minutes 🖕🖕💪💪🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

Missouri would end up capsize and sank

"They ain't gonna sink this battleship, no way" Pure awesomeness from actual veterans that served aboard Mighty Mo.

@fcuagency2163

3 жыл бұрын

They serve the country once, they will serve it once more

@janetobrien9825

2 жыл бұрын

I love the way the movie pays tribute to those who have served! ❤️ Love the scene and the line ‘What do you need son?’ Still gives me goosebumps! ❤️

@clubpenguinwarz

2 жыл бұрын

Favorite part

@erictirado9237

2 жыл бұрын

My grandfather's 2 brothers died on a WWII naval battleship, probably be just as salty and kickass

@arceefan99

2 жыл бұрын

@@janetobrien9825 My quote is "Lets Drop Some Lead On these Mother Fu... FIRE!!!!!"

i need the "Drop Anchor" feature in World of Warships!

@Wolfgodmak

5 жыл бұрын

Yamato as well as the drifting feature

@icecoldpolitics8890

4 жыл бұрын

maybe we could see it in kancolle season wink wink

@UncleRanger

4 жыл бұрын

everybody gangsta and wow ships eurobeats

@nick34269

4 жыл бұрын

i would love that easy citadel hits on battle cruisers and cruisers

@andriem2831

4 жыл бұрын

I feel sad for destroyers to be honest

Edgy Teen: I can drift my civic! Badass WWII Vets: That's cute...

@khoinguyen5004

Жыл бұрын

Badass WWII Vets: Theres a reason were your grandpas

Aliens: “do they ever learn?” Mighty MO drifts Aliens: “hold on that’s cheating!” Mighty MO: “Mighty MO does not care.”

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

regents does not care about that one. Missouri will end up capsize and sank

Super advanced alien technology and spinning whisle missiles Vs One drifting boi

@FedoReds88

5 жыл бұрын

One drifting *ironclad

@sandrobindelli5607

5 жыл бұрын

ItzWitherPlayz Let alone that any aliens capable of reaching us would necessarily have interstellar travel technology....the closest star to is is 44 lightyears away. To give you an idea with human technology it would take 1800 years to reach it at the highest speed ever achieved by mankind (28.600 km/h in the Moon-swing by Apollo 8). To be able to reasonably travel, even with a huge war machine!, the aliens would need a technology that is at least 500-1000 years ahead of our...this means that a military confrontation would be like a battalion of modern marines facing the army of king George II equipped with some tin armor, swords and bows.

@itzwitherplayz

5 жыл бұрын

@@sandrobindelli5607 but we still win. why? cuz its a fakin movie

@CaptainSovereign

5 жыл бұрын

one old drifting boi

@scorchedearth1451

5 жыл бұрын

@@sandrobindelli5607 Still love the movie. :)

- Thor's "Bring me Thanos!" entrance in Wakanda - Cap weilds the hammer - USS Missouri dumping lead on the motherFs ...yeah, that's my taste

@officialedsheeranisgay9628

5 жыл бұрын

SPOILER ALERT

@1zc5

4 жыл бұрын

OfficialEdSheeran is gay bro endgame is old by now

@Yuvrama

4 жыл бұрын

Aliens:Lets invade earth! USA:Let me give you a taste of America.. >:) *When the aliens get defeated* *Suprised pikachu face*

@Yoko_Grim

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Thanos faced the Missouri. He could rewind time all he wants, but he'd have to travel so far just to get to the ship. Even then it would be super hard to find it.

@Andrew-ml1xr

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr epic

The Mighty Mo, this scene, those vets, the drama....brings tears to my eyes every time! I love battleships!

4:17 “let’s drop some lead on those mother-“ *FIRE!* oh my god how much I love that. thank you for your service, veteran.

US Navy Veteran: They ain't gonna sink this battleship... Me: goosebumps all over...

@christianjohnson9190

4 жыл бұрын

Aliens: HA WE CRITIALLY HIT THEM Missouri: Alright, Hold my beer Missouri fires faster and harder Aliens: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@erictirado147

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah, if I ran a fleet it would be a bunch of retired bad asses

@erictirado147

3 жыл бұрын

US military needs a battleship with retired bad asses. Those old salties signing up because that's what they do best

@Tonetwisters

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh. That's some sweet, what?

@Johntheripper87

3 жыл бұрын

I work on the USS Massachusetts museum. The shells are fucking massive. No replacement for displacement. That goes for cars boats and weapons lol.

*Me before this movie:* "I'm not that much into battleships, they're old and slow..." *Me after this movie:* _"Missouri's main battery consisted of nine 406 mm/50 cal Mark 7 guns, which could fire 1,200 kg armor-piercing shells some 32.2 km. Her secondary battery consisted of twenty 5 in 38 cal guns in twin turrets, with a range of about 16 km. With the advent of air power and the need to gain and maintain air superiority came a need to protect the growing fleet of allied aircraft carriers; to this end, Missouri was fitted with an array of Oerlikon 20 mm and Bofors 40 mm anti-aircraft guns to defend allied carriers from enemy airstrikes. When reactivated in 1984 Missouri had her 20 mm and 40 mm AA guns removed, and was outfitted with Phalanx CIWS mounts for protection against enemy missiles and aircraft, and Armored Box Launchers and Quad Cell Launchers designed to fire Tomahawk missiles and Harpoon missiles, respectively. Missouri and her sister ship Wisconsin were fitted with thicker traverse bulkhead armor, 368 mm, compared to 287 mm in the first two ships of her class, the Iowa and New Jersey."_

@darrellcook8253

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment award by far. Thanks.

@Anonymous_-ds4bx

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@vitto8756

5 жыл бұрын

Cosmonaut G1 a

@luckyhazard156

5 жыл бұрын

Damn. Missouri is THICc

@greygalaxy8638

5 жыл бұрын

Same here, actually :D

"Oh,bruddah,somebody gonna kiss the donkey!" LMAO!!(Also,the *only* movie where Liam Neeson didn't kill anyone.)

Even all these years later, nothing compares to the awesome fury of a battleship within 20 miles range.

@TheRisingStorm316

2 жыл бұрын

Mm hmm. I definitely agree

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

regent mothership would be outsmart and destroyed missouri easily

Missouri: “All right kids, sit back and let grandma kick some ass!”

@AyaEryn

4 жыл бұрын

eeyyy!

@sonnyboy_2383

4 жыл бұрын

Grandma?

@spastickid218

4 жыл бұрын

Well, most sailors consider their ships like ladies, and treat them with the same respect a lady deserves. Its why you never hear them regard their ships as "He"

@apocalypticsurvivor6111

4 жыл бұрын

@@spastickid218 ahem Bismarck

@samibryan5119

4 жыл бұрын

@@spastickid218 king George V

“We’re all gonna die, just not today” BADASS

@josephamendolea3431

4 жыл бұрын

"Today IS a good day to die! Prepare for ramming speed!" :P

@johndaman6322

4 жыл бұрын

Thats from Star Trek: First Contact! Love thah movie !!

@danielhaire6677

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephamendolea3431 Qap'la!!

@sariba9225

4 жыл бұрын

Yo😎

@jeremiahsantellan5351

3 жыл бұрын

@Sgt.Fjodo bruh

Aliens: break them like we did with all the other ships *Hits Mighty Mo* Missouri: Bitch please the Japanese hit me harder than that, this is what you call a hit

@zerodarkthirty6662

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@roelmd8907

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂👏👏👏

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

Pegs launchers had more damage and more effective

What he said: "they ain't gonna sink this battle ship no way" What I heard: "This monster has been through multiple wars and has lived to tell the tale...you think you have what it takes to bring her down? Not likely"

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

reality and no plot armor: *U.S.S. Missouri Destroyed By Regent Mothership Aircraft Carrier*

Battleship: * drops the anchor * Aliens: NANI? KANSEI DORIFTO!?

@kushalkumar8801

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

@SamuraiJack1414

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhaahha

@andriem2831

4 жыл бұрын

Small eyed aliens Are u talking about Japanese? 🤣

@yamato3870

4 жыл бұрын

Dejah Vu

@derrickkabochi

4 жыл бұрын

Omae wa mo shindeiru !!😂😂😂

Aliens/every law of physics: you can’t drift a battleship U.S.S Missouri: WATCH ME U.S.S Missouri: drifts Aliens: *A N G E R*

@deathcharge5468

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the new gerald f. Class aircraft carrier do it

@arimagiiik3214

4 жыл бұрын

MORE LIKE Aliens: we have the best battleships in the universe. USS Missouri: hold my beer!

@ikethefrontliner5899

4 жыл бұрын

World of warship player : Ho you underestimate me

@kbanghart

4 жыл бұрын

@@deathcharge5468 ya sure

@plan8sk8er

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe Murica

This scene is exactly why you should save old stuff, one day you're going to need it

Honestly one of my favorite movies. It’s my guilty pleasure and I don’t care what anyone else says. Love the casting choices, the setting, the plot, the score….it’s all great.

My uncle who spent years in the navy actually liked this movie better than he originally expected to. The part where the shell blows up on the hill with the signal equipment, my uncle said that the explosion size was completely accurate.

@deathstrike8221

5 жыл бұрын

That's cool you said he was a navy veteran right.........so do you know were he served

@emperorconstantine1.361

5 жыл бұрын

Edgar Baltazar he only replied, “classified until further notice.” But he served near the end of the Cold War, and gave me a AKM type 2 bayonet with matching serial numbers as a late birthday gift when I was 24.

@emperorconstantine1.361

5 жыл бұрын

Edgar Baltazar he also said he did serve on a destroyer and a sub,...and something else...but I can’t remember what other ships.

@jbeeyes

5 жыл бұрын

@@emperorconstantine1.361 destroyer, battleship , cruiser

@emperorconstantine1.361

5 жыл бұрын

GodParticle9232 I can’t remember.

"Let's drop some lead on those mother" "FIRE"

@Anonymous_-ds4bx

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@nevermindus9352

4 жыл бұрын

Epic veteran moves haha

@a.dykeman1980

4 жыл бұрын

This scene is absolutely ludicrous, but in the most goddamn entertaining way.

@Raven-zz4zt

4 жыл бұрын

Movie= "woah there watch your language old man"

@Junglehunter677

4 жыл бұрын

The most accurate part of the movies is the vets

Love this movie! Cheesy and cliched, yes, based on a board game, yes, but, I LOVE the tribute it gives to the spirit of those who have served. I still get goosebumps when discussing the reactivation of the Missouri, the glimpses of her former crew silently observing in the background, then stepping up with the line ‘What do you need son?’ Love that moment! The AC/DC song Thunderstruck, awesome choice. The moment when Missouri slides and fires side on, brilliant! The tribute to the Army Veteran fighting hand to hand, ‘I got this!’ Great, fun, movie!! ❤️ Whose ready to play with the big boys…..!! 😊

When the entire fleet is unavailable: USS Missouri: Kaboom? Veterans: Yes Rico, kaboom

@alexsawchuk5371

3 жыл бұрын

Well played

@damexius

3 жыл бұрын

Nice haha

@supreme3376

2 жыл бұрын

Hey apes you wanna live forever

- every available plane - sends only three

@derpeter8644

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the german Bundeswehr lmao

@cristobalpatino3256

5 жыл бұрын

Its probable that the 3 where already in the air patroling the zone It takes some time to send all the planes of a carrir into the air

@tanzidane

5 жыл бұрын

Budget constraints

@xanderprosqd968

5 жыл бұрын

Nah its 4 actually

@Maximus1879-

5 жыл бұрын

Cristobal Patiño lol ya it's not a game

Alien: **attacks Earth** Humans: YOU PICKED THE WRONG PLANET FOOL

@1TigerAce

4 жыл бұрын

Mataco70 “welcome to earth”

@deathcharge5468

4 жыл бұрын

Aliens: wait we just to talk Missouri: ooooooooo

@Chinmeng420

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to earth

@EppiBoy

4 жыл бұрын

cringe

@galaxytgw3924

4 жыл бұрын

Just ask the aliens from independence day...

Every time I hear the sound of those cannons firing brings up a chill down my spine imagining how these things destroyed and fought each other in WW2. Those men deserved every bit of rest they got.

Battleship is such an underrated alien movie. This scene is in my memory, alien battleship eating american lead.

Who watches this just to see those sweet guns of the U.S.S Missouri fire at the alien ships?

@thomasbummer4361

5 жыл бұрын

u mean that CGI trash?

@jeremyaltamia5475

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Bommer shitty CGI or not I have a knack for things like this.

@chaseanader6992

5 жыл бұрын

Guilty as charged. Watched this scene on KZread before work today. Because I’m gay guy who loves it that much

@dickeredrides1261

5 жыл бұрын

Bro yes

@tdvidgames897

5 жыл бұрын

Me

Aliens: "Ha, we got exploding wine bottles" and humans be like: "yeah, we got 406mm mini guns mate"

@granpappytom5540

5 жыл бұрын

Mini...guns?

@averydankmemer6073

5 жыл бұрын

How small the world is bplanets?

@robscott8296

4 жыл бұрын

Aliens : oh sh***t Me : for America

@ahmetcumur7590

4 жыл бұрын

Aliens: we got exploding wine bottles USS Missouri sailors: we have 406 mm exploding armor piercing shells bro

@thedankatheist3466

4 жыл бұрын

They were actually modeled aftef the red and white pegs from the board game.

"after all of these years, it finally clicked." " That's not what it means.. Not even close."

@supreme3376

2 жыл бұрын

Summer campo

Aliens: Are Very technological Advanced The U.S.S Missouri: *Pulls Out the Biggest Middle Finger Ever Known to Mankind*

Missouri: gets hit by explosives molotov cocktails, destroying her rear turret. also Missouri: that tickled.

@BackgroundSpace

4 жыл бұрын

Missouri: "Let me retort."

@obama_bin_laden6179

4 жыл бұрын

USS Missouri: you want some 16 INCH HIGH EXPLOSIVE ARMOR PIERCING (heap) SHELLS GOING 1600 MILES AN HOUR?

@jamessmall6499

3 жыл бұрын

Missouri: 'Alright, that hurt. I'll admit. But you been beating up my little sisters all damn day and now I think its time i show you HOW WE DID SHIT WHERE I COME FROM!!!' *BOOOOOOM*

@butter9025

3 жыл бұрын

Missouri: *ok now so you want some 16inch freedom shells on your shitship?*

@daletorrisi4038

3 жыл бұрын

BACK IN MY DAY..... SKADOOSH

"Ship is on fire!" *fire stops* "Problem solved sir!"

@minganlunaris1503

5 жыл бұрын

Good old repair party

@jelopone6873

5 жыл бұрын

Enemy aircraft incoming!

@thetwistedtrashbag9607

5 жыл бұрын

World of warships is jealous of that quick procedure Xx AND THAT SAIS SOMETHING

@sealordmountbatten

5 жыл бұрын

"Main gun disabled!" *Hits R* "Problem solved sir!"

@thefoxygamer1536

5 жыл бұрын

**Torpedoes to starboard!**

One thing that makes Battleship still OP these days They can't be hit by EMP weapon

@aaronsanceda4085

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if they rebuilt battleships today. But this time more modern, with Railguns and Ballistic Missiles as the crown jewel of the entire thing

@big_salwarface6483

3 жыл бұрын

Aaron Sanceda I mean throw a few CRAMs on there and it’s pretty much impervious to everything. Or instead of CRAMs the Russian equivalent which is better (I forgot the name of it)

@psychologicaltirefire8190

3 жыл бұрын

Wdym. The Iowa was so good because of its radar fire control. Just about every American, British, and German BB had some form of radar be it a gun fire control or an air search radar. An EMP would just about shut down a battleship built from 1930 onwards and one built prior has such horrendous gunnery that it would be borderline useless.

@psychologicaltirefire8190

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronsanceda4085 That might actually happen tho. The U.S Army is testing a new gun that sounds to be a normal gun that fires a rocket assisted shell but fires out over 1,000 miles.

@tmwarthunder1016

3 жыл бұрын

@@psychologicaltirefire8190 Umm hate to break it to you, but compare to the computers we have now, the computers back in 1930s are the size of a fricking room, all analogue. Meaning that they are, in a way, immune to modern day's EMP strike. But hey, everything have their own Kryptonites as their weakness

Aliens: nooo you cant just drift and dodge our rockets since you're too heavy People on the battleship: *HAHA BATTLESHIP GOES BRRRRRRR*

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

first of all these are Regents, second of all these are Pegs

*Everybody gangsta till you go broadside.*

@1zc5

4 жыл бұрын

TheLOLDude 10000 everybody gangsta til the Somalian pirates show up

@AbyssalTitan

4 жыл бұрын

It's a Salvo tactic

@AbyssalTitan

4 жыл бұрын

Such a great move

@Wot50202

4 жыл бұрын

Me in world of warships with the Arizona and Bismarck

4:18 This phrase is worth an Oscar

@kidz4p509

3 жыл бұрын

OPEN FIRE!

@reapergamingcentral4238

3 жыл бұрын

It's definitely a one liner. Thing is buddy, that's not an actor saying it. It's a real veteran.

In Tokyo, we drift cars. In the US, we drift battleships.

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

that's clubhauling and it's not recommended for modern and ww2 warships

I’ve seen video of Nimitz class “Super Carriers” making incredible high speed turns, and that leads me to believe club hauling in Iowa class battleship could MAYBE be possible.

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

it's not recommended for big ships

I LOVE how the veterans are included in this. It's E-P-I-C!

@KaRLa66626

4 жыл бұрын

There's also the scene where he orders to aim the guns "the wrong way" and drop the anchor. EPIC!

USS Missouri: (drifts) Aliens: *wait that's illegal*

@charlenesherriff5230

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aadhavanparthipan8243

3 жыл бұрын

USS Missouri : Define illegal

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

*Missouri goes clubhauling, capsized and sank*

That dropping the anchor is called a bootleg turn not drifting But drifting sounds way more cooler

@tigerbois7108

3 жыл бұрын

Its not even possible tho sadly

@pennyforyourthots5559

3 жыл бұрын

Tiger Bois depends what ship is used. They did this with a carrier and it worked

@tigerbois7108

3 жыл бұрын

@@pennyforyourthots5559 it isnt possible due to the anchors not being desinged to do that

@pennyforyourthots5559

3 жыл бұрын

Tiger Bois everything is a factor. I mean “clubhauling” has been used since the time of cannon and “arrrrr”

@tigerbois7108

3 жыл бұрын

@@pennyforyourthots5559 huh you no the shear stress for that if it was possible it would probably rip apart

4:21 cant get enough of the mighty mo' s cover pose

Nothing beats a good old fashioned broadside engagement

@theenzoferrari458

5 жыл бұрын

I'd love to get me hands on her broadside if you know what me means. :]

Drifting school: that’s how you drift a battleship 4:09 You: good to know

@robscott8296

4 жыл бұрын

Infinite Stuff in real life that would damage or destroyed parts of the ship really bad

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

ship will end up capsize so no

It’s a shame battleships like are not made anymore, there’s something so majestic and breautiful about a battleship just unleashing it’s battary

@tukangojek1335

11 ай бұрын

maintenance and logistics nightmare

@travisbickle4360

10 ай бұрын

​@@tukangojek1335It is obsolete. Simply ships never fight face to face like in World wars.

"you can't bootleg turn an Iowa class battleship..." The fuck I CANT

I really wish they would make a part 2 to this movie I enjoyed it

@xxkaiserxx2505

4 жыл бұрын

Jones Brian FR

@thedepression950

3 жыл бұрын

aliens go like in the 2. -every ship starts to drift- weeb alien : Nani?! kansei dorifto?!? other aliens: what is kansei dorifto? weeb alien: it was nice to knowing you guys other aliens: WHAT ARE YOU TALKI- *Huge Explosion*

@ryanwindham634

3 жыл бұрын

Son, fun fact. There was suppose to be a 2nd movie but it was scraped because box off sells were so bad, though they did decently in DvD and Blu-ray sells. During the credits there is a scene were some kids and a farmer in the UK find an Allen escape pode thing, which was there way of leading up to a second movie

@jonesbrian8062

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanwindham634 ik there was going to be a second movie, they should have still made it they could have done it through multiple channels hulu Netflix prime

@jonesbrian8062

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanwindham634 and I'm not your son

Ships drifts smoothly dodging enemy ammo Alien: *confused N-Nani?!*

@Luciferdesrea

5 жыл бұрын

Hopper: Ome wa Mou Sindeiru

@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961

4 жыл бұрын

N-NANI? BATORUSHIPPU DORIFUTO?!?!?

Drifting a Goddamn WW2 ship to kick some extra-terrestrial ass. Goddammit I love these writers.

One of, if not the most badass fight of all the action/sci-fi movies i have ever watched And it's a 70 year old ship no less!

@razorzero2626

3 жыл бұрын

When they made this movie back in 2012 the USS Missouri is 70 year old but in this year she's 76 year old now still a good looking ship!

“We will die, we all will die, just not today!!” *turns ship dramatically* 😂

@TheNavarch521

5 жыл бұрын

"We are gonna die, you're gonna die, I'm gonna die, we're all gonna die, just not today" That's what he said

Imagine if the Yamato survived WW2 and she fought alongside Missouri in this fight

@informationoverload2487

5 жыл бұрын

Yamato would be too slow. It would be a literal floating punching bag

@phantomwraith1984

5 жыл бұрын

@@informationoverload2487 she had more armor than Missouri and bigger guns. Maybe in a world where Yamato survived and she was somehow in this movie, she'd come around from the other side of the Island. While Missouri gets their attention with the drift, Yamato comes up behind and says hello with her 9 18.1

@informationoverload2487

5 жыл бұрын

@@phantomwraith1984 I'm surprised you got measurements of the guns right. However By the time Yamato came around the island the battle would have been over by then

@informationoverload2487

5 жыл бұрын

@@phantomwraith1984 Biggest guns yes. Thickest armor yes. Best movement speed hell no.

@phantomwraith1984

5 жыл бұрын

@@informationoverload2487 I get that. She had the speed and manoeuvrability of a brick. Still fun to imagine if she was still afloat

I whole heartedly believe battleships are still viable for combat

@electrohalo8798

3 жыл бұрын

And impervious to all fire, no way in hell a ASM could pierce the armour of a battleship

@wyatth.j.1661

3 жыл бұрын

ELECTRO HALO8 no it’s completely possible, but I still think they’re a good thing to have

@bildo85

3 жыл бұрын

@@electrohalo8798 doesn't need to pierce the armor to render it combat ineffective. One hit would put it into drydock for months if not years. Would destroy all fire control radars. Sure you could probably still fire the 16 inch guns but navigation, incoming missles, firing tomahawk and harpoon aren't happening.

@lostkriegsguardsman8615

3 жыл бұрын

My country is famous for its naval force and it's has always been said that if we go to war against two of our neighbors (our main rivals) the war would be defined by the first naval victory, just as it did in the past

@geoplane3799

3 жыл бұрын

Luckily, there are 4 battleships that are only in inactive service. If we ever need them, they can be activated for service.

This is from the art of war, and does apply(at least the first half) “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.”

I know most of that was probably CGI but imagin if you will, the actual USS Missouri being put to sea one more time for this scene, just to let her cannons roar. Not gonna lie, "they don't make 'em like they used to". Beautiful beautiful battleship. I ain't patriotic, but this makes me proud to be American...ish. *Edit* I turned on the bass booster on my surround sound subwoofer when the main cannons fired and it shook my whole living room. Damn, that scene, 4:19, a thing of beauty.

@AbyssalTitan

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder how the neighbors react lol

@joekahno

4 жыл бұрын

Not just don't... *can't*. I was at the public auction when Great Lakes Naval Station cleared out their old machine tools including the lathes and rifling machines for the big guns. You don't turn those on a dinky little Mazak. We no longer have the tools to make the tools that made the parts. Nor anyone to train a new generation how to run them. What couldn't be exported got cut up for scrap. Most of the rest got bought by Chinese companies for little more than scrap price.

@k1productions87

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately the age of the airplane had rendered battleships obsolete. When in normal ship vs. ship combat, those massive battlewagons are almost unstoppable,... but throw bomber aircraft and submarines into the mix, and you end up with a big floating target. All that being said,... should conflict actually reach space (something I believe the "Space Force" is actually HOPING for,... which is kinda sad when you think about it) Battleships will rise again to prominence, as the carrier and submarine advantage is completely negated in the space environment. Regardless of what Star Wars may want you to believe, fightercraft are completely impractical in space. I do not want to EVER see actual combat in space happen in real life,... but when nations try, the Battleship as a concept will once again be revived

@csfelfoldi

4 жыл бұрын

@@k1productions87 The funny thing is we already have the tech. The barrier is the lack of infrastructure in space because getting from Earth to Orbit is the biggest cost, once you manufacture up there you drop like 90% in expenses. If you could build something with the material costs of Gerald Ford or Nimitz class ships in space the whole Naval Warfare branch would become obsolete cause instead of "freedom of sailing" exercises the US could just drop a warning shot near the Chinese artificial islands that hits like a small asteroid like the ones recently filmed in Russia. You can already see space agencies pushing for swarm satellite launches, that is the first phase of starting to build space infrastructure. I would say by the late 21st century the first space battleships will be put to service. The race for infrastructure will start in this decade. Watch the news the moment space becomes non-international is when it will begin.

@Tonetwisters

3 жыл бұрын

I AM ... and IT DOES.

Somalian pirates would have hijacked the alien ship.

@NormalChannel95

5 жыл бұрын

Somalia > The Entire Alien Navy...

@NormalChannel95

5 жыл бұрын

And With the Somalian Colonization of the Alien Planet, Somalia would jump straight into a universal Super Power while the US, Russia, China are left with their jaws open.

@notahuman3899

5 жыл бұрын

he would climb up there breaking the fucking door and telling the alien "I am the Captain Now!''

@SamuraiZero4

5 жыл бұрын

@@notahuman3899 "Look at me, I am the Alien now"

@Captain.J.Dreadful

5 жыл бұрын

John Stephanos AYO! Lmfao! 😭😭😂😂

There old man holding M2 really badass! :>

Yeah modern day destroyers are cool and all, but these 40,000+ tons of metal have a special place in my heart and give me goosebumps. God Bless America

4:02 I swear that peg just screamed "HOLY S**T!"

@cultisto9307

5 жыл бұрын

I heard it too

@joeyreganato2372

5 жыл бұрын

I heard “OH NO”

The interesting thing to consider is battleships are designed to be massive artillery guns with armor made to take hits nonstop... the fact that the alien ship wasn’t knocked over in the first volley is a miracle considering those guns can knock over ships 2 miles away let alone 700 ft or so... give the aliens some credit, their tech isn’t weak, battleships in Melee are OP

@thatguy22441

11 ай бұрын

Those were 16-inch guns. SIXTEEN INCHES!! Those shells weighed about a ton each and would vaporize anything within about 1000 feet when they detonated. Battleships could sling them by the dozens. Damn.....

@pietroleone1595

11 ай бұрын

​@@thatguy22441and can throw projectiles of 1200kg up to 32 km far. The Yamato was even more powerful and the Bismarck more modern, but I love battleships. The film is absurd, but nice to see this nice ship in action.

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

pretty sure mothership was made of Lorencium. They Served As Naval Craft And Operated By Floating Across Water Making Short Jumps To Regent Their Positions, Their Primary Weaponry Consisted Of Giant Explosive Pegs Like Ordnance Fired From Turrets That Are On Top Of The Ship's Hull. The Weaponry Is Actually Inspired By The Pegs Used In The Battleship Board Game To Designate A Hit Or Miss. Standard Anti-Weapon Defenses Were Capable Of Destroying Them But a Single Projectile Once Embedded Into It's Targets Drilled Down And Exploded Causing Considerable Damage.

4:25 AHH the sound of those guns were so oddly satisfying!!

@kamdenbarclay486

3 жыл бұрын

If you want to see the real deal fire off several salvos 16in fuck off rounds, search uss missouri sinkex 1989 She FUCKING gets after it with her big guns and secondary battery 😈

@AJZulu

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamdenbarclay486 Thank you

A battleship's turrets are so powerful that the ship itself shakes on its own might. This is a ship you should NEVER mess with.

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

fr. sailors had plot armor and regent mothership would destroy missouri very easy

Iowa: Im a worthy opponent to Yamato Missouri: I destroyed an alien ship Wisconsin,New Jersey: ;_;

@electrohalo8798

4 жыл бұрын

Hood: I am a religious icon

@PhillyCh3zSt3ak

4 жыл бұрын

Bismarck: I have a song written about me.

@electrohalo8798

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Boeding actually it would have been the Missouri, they were in the process of moving her to a new port, so the movie makers approached them about using her for the movie and they agreeed

@fearferocity1947

4 жыл бұрын

Tirpitz: *seeing everyone placing in their legendary statuses* Sis... pick me up... im scared-

@apocalypticsurvivor6111

4 жыл бұрын

A-10 thunderbolt II: I can shred you all with my Gau 8 avenger I can fly with half a wing missing one engine Gone and half a tail and if I get shrapnel in my engines they can restart don't bother trying to shoot my pilot you won't get through the armor

4:17 When a video game tells you stealth is highly recommended. I be like....

@Wheels_United

5 жыл бұрын

John Case by far the most underrated comment!

@jackmason5673

5 жыл бұрын

literally me when I play any of the Ghost Recon or Crysis games

@thisisspartalol7268

5 жыл бұрын

FIRE!!!

@inspirice9844

5 жыл бұрын

4:13

@bonbob798

5 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss

I love how most likely all the aliens all collectively said “oh fuck”

@azimmajid3906

Жыл бұрын

B

I was in the navy when this movie came out, I got hammered with a couple of friends and went to go see this in theaters. Good times..

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

movie was best. these Regent ships are only Mining Operations. I think movie was only included: Lurker, Skimmer, Archer, Striker And Regent Mothership.

Also for those saying “no guidance system” Its based on a game where you have to guess where its gonna land

@lewdpolice8583

4 жыл бұрын

One might even say an educated guess.

@pieterpretorius1014

4 жыл бұрын

you can use some very complicated math to figure out where the shell need to be

@geoplane3799

3 жыл бұрын

@@pieterpretorius1014 Or, just aim it since you are basically in point blank range...

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

regent ships had also guidance systems but not work on earth they do had missile and Torpedo But none of them were fired

"Well brother, somebody's gonna kiss the donkey!" That line gets me everytime

The old guys on the 50s are doing their best 😅

Stg, one of the alien shells (4:03) said "oh no!" as it missed lmao

@lajayvionmarushige9899

3 жыл бұрын

Na ong I can hear it 😂😂

Battleship was a good, fun movie. I've seen it numerous times and I am still entertained by it.

@rickyapexel7335

5 жыл бұрын

Steven Thompson it represents how rather than communicate with unknown aliens the US just kills it

@maricost8303

5 жыл бұрын

Ricky Apexel you mean after they sink a Japanese ship and an American ship? Yeah, yeah, how aggressive and rude of us

@zacheryschmidt2611

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t listen to them. I still thoroughly enjoy this movie

@ABCD-ks9kh

5 жыл бұрын

agree

@thomasbummer4361

5 жыл бұрын

really awkward bs cringe factor 10

I’m a Missouri native born and raised. The praise for the battleship USS Missouri still echoes throughout our state. We’ve had historical figures before. We’ve had Jesse James. We’ve had Walt Disney hell we even had the president who commissioned the USS Missouri to the South Pacific president Harry Truman. But out of all of those......the USS Missouri is our states pride and joy.

@jessdigs

Жыл бұрын

It almost makes you want to dig a canal though the gulf to be able to get Missouri home where she belongs as a museum ship

@aydanpatrick9145

Жыл бұрын

I’m from Indianapolis, so the USS Indianapolis is praised here as well.

@azimmajid3906

Жыл бұрын

J

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

uss missouri is definitely best battleship but in this battle from this movie right here is plot armor. and uss missouri would be destroyed by 20 to 30 Pegs using from Regent Mothership Aircraft Carrier.

Russian captain: "Surrender!" Ukrainian captain: "Drop port anchor..."

She's Armed , and that devil smile😈

Alien captain:Are the weapons ready Alien soldier:yes sir Alien Captain:ok Fire Alien captain:hahaha what are they doing weve got them for sure «Misouri does an epic drift and avoids the missilles» Aliens:oh shi Misouri:Omae wa mou...shindeiru Alien captain:NANI?

@deathcharge5468

4 жыл бұрын

Reeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

@apocalypticsurvivor6111

4 жыл бұрын

Epicness begins

"They ain't gonna sink this battle ship. No way."

@TheRisingStorm316

2 жыл бұрын

Hit it!

"You can't just drift an Iowa class battlship!" Hopper: "Observe"

When ever I have a bad day I watch this clip and I feel better

Aliens: HAHAHAHA we have ultra advanced ships. We will destroy you Hopper: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

@silverspartangaming6963

4 жыл бұрын

And life

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

these are Regents ships or Stringers they are using Movements from Amphibious Creatures. these ships had more effective and more damage than our warships currently in service

All this alien movies are scaring those alien😂 Alien be like: Hey dude, watch this movie from earth. Oh hell no, they're scary

@charlenesherriff5230

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cooleKinder

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the reason we havnt seen then

@captiancholera8459

3 жыл бұрын

@@cooleKinder Imagine if they just saw our alien movies thought they were real and decided "Yeahhhhhhh lets not touch that planet"

@laminbernadeth2278

3 жыл бұрын

@@captiancholera8459 lmao lol😂

@Ryuu1010YT

2 ай бұрын

​@@captiancholera8459 they're not here for invasion they come here for peace

3:57 Aliens: "Wait....thats cheating" *Reports player for Hacking*

This is so badass, and at the same time so funny because if you think about it, they literally did exactly what someone losing in Battleship would do; "Hmm miss *moves their battleship one section over without the other guy noticing*"

Best part about the scene is the sound design for the Mighty Mo’s guns. That appealing shotgun blast sound. Lol. Best shot is when the camera passes the ship as the forward main battery blasts away, one gun at a time. (4:25 to 4:28)

Dude misunderstood Sun Tzu, but became Sun Tzu himself

@JF.007

3 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzuced. Get Sun Tzuced.

Got to go aboard the Missouri when I visited pearl harbor. It is truly an awe inspiring ship. Those Guns are absolutely massive and I'm sure they could inflict some serious damage even on modern day ships.

@bildo85

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to say but they would never get close enough to use the 16 inch rifles. Would have to use Harpoon missles and oppsing forces would also be using anti ship missles.

They drift a battleship!!!! Just watched it again, rewound just for that scene. I love this scene!!