"The worst part of any online game is the people that play it." -Sun Tsu, 1948

@shotsfiredandmissed9068

3 жыл бұрын

Internet in the 1940's?

@Nazanglu435

3 жыл бұрын

@@shotsfiredandmissed9068 I'm also confused.

@cultofgoose1942

3 жыл бұрын

Woooosh

@connorbower1205

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly came to this reply section to see if anyone took the name and date literally lol

@tommy_gamez8984

3 жыл бұрын

"Sun Tzu said that and i think he knows a little more about gaming than you do pal because he invented it and perfected it so no living gamer can best him in the ring of honor." ~ Rick May, 2009

the real salt is when you hit a plane, they go mental

@Nathan-zw7nq

4 жыл бұрын

When that happens to me, I take a shot of whiskey to celebrate his kill on me. Thankfully for my liver, that doesn't happen very often.

@BioDjango

4 жыл бұрын

The thing i hate the most, is when they run at you with a bomb and just kill themselves but also you

@CR-ef4op

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s when you snipe them from like 400 meters and get a headshot. Trust me I play ps4 and kids always want revenge

@JonatasAdoM

3 жыл бұрын

It's because they have no time to commit suicide

@mr.irrelevantthesoviet.2865

3 жыл бұрын

Some animal from Chernobyl I also play on PS4 and I always piss of planes and infantry with my maxed out AA tanks they always come back for revenge and fail every time.

That guy who actually was sorry for being rude, I forgive him now. Why can’t people be like this more often, I literally haven’t seen something this wholesome from players

@relic4948

3 жыл бұрын

he's a real one for owning up to his mistakes

@jaredwilson9727

2 жыл бұрын

There all fetuses whining about everything, except for that guy who said sorry

@ulihot69

2 жыл бұрын

someone called me "weak" for saying sorry

@jaredwilson9727

2 жыл бұрын

@@ulihot69 your not your better than these whiners

@ulihot69

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaredwilson9727 I never said i was?

*>tanks exist* *>RangerDave uses with maximum efficency* Player: Well yes, outstanding move, but it's illegal

@squidward2276

5 жыл бұрын

Well its called a "tank" for a reason

@MilkyWay-fd7fz

4 жыл бұрын

I want to know where the fuck the Matilda went!

@FunkyTown___

4 жыл бұрын

AT utility kinda sucks, if you didn’t know

@armintor2826

4 жыл бұрын

Whoah was that a triple meme deluxe?

@Kaiimei

3 жыл бұрын

That's...hang on, that IS a 3-way meme! The 'well yes, but actually no', the 'outstanding move', and the 'wait, that's illegal'? ...Bravo!

That bit with the enemy sitting on top of your tank was hilarious.

@qauzi

5 жыл бұрын

Any player climbing on my tank, I quickly drive into the heat of the battle, get them killed, smoke up and reverse, always good for a laugh!

@richardjohnstone1374

4 жыл бұрын

Lost it at Tank uber 😂

@normallymute0131

3 жыл бұрын

He vibing tho

@brandondirocco9816

3 жыл бұрын

I was sniping on top of one for a while. I don't think the guy was paying attention

@tarus94

3 жыл бұрын

I Always do this

A Panzer 38 (T) tries to kill a Churchill III Now thats realism boys

@viper7502

5 жыл бұрын

Lucas Maciel Did that once! It was amazing

@Rockstar-vs1nb

3 жыл бұрын

More realism is the valentine AT moving that fast in reverse let alone at all

@legodude494

3 жыл бұрын

Not only is the 38 (T) rushing a Churchy, but it's a Churchill CS, with the 95mm howitzer. A single shell from it would probably rupture the frontal armour with a massive crack, even if it didn't penetrate.

@ignorantethan656

3 жыл бұрын

@@legodude494 and send the 38t to the underworld

@NetralFN

2 жыл бұрын

Dam Churchill looking square

Being a war thunder player seeing an Archer go that fast in that direction is strange

@hon3ybear538

5 жыл бұрын

It's slow in reverse and fast forwards it's sooo weird

@ac-1957

5 жыл бұрын

I know right XD Best tank ever BTW, I wish I could be working on the tank tree rn, but I'm so far behind in navy ;n;

@marceldekerpel1003

5 жыл бұрын

Whoever though pointing the gun to the rear of a valentine and not foward facing was on something

@eddielombera5862

5 жыл бұрын

Marcel Dekerpel it was actually made to hit and retreat fast

@marceldekerpel1003

5 жыл бұрын

@@eddielombera5862 I understand that. I knew that before commenting. Just makes more sense the other way because you expose the engine whenever firing.

Aaaah "Camper", the classic insult used when you forget to check your corners.

@taco44051

4 жыл бұрын

Clear...clear your corners..

@RamadaArtist

3 жыл бұрын

"Watch your six!" "Bro, only campers attack at 6 o'clock. Everyone else goes home at five."

@outerspaceman7534

3 жыл бұрын

Campers do exist

@allseeingeye3182

3 жыл бұрын

I mean there are levels of campers some you can handle others you cant

“Stay close to your squad, makes it 10x better” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

On a Churchill gunner, I've seen a party of 4 tea bagging the tanker. Then a Valentine took all four out.

What now? First plane salt, now tank salt. What’s next? Jeep or stationary salt?

@jcjcjunk1881

5 жыл бұрын

Ag first I thought you said phone salt not plane salt Hahhhaha

@derangedbeetle1015

5 жыл бұрын

Infantry salt

@Dusty-fq1jr

4 жыл бұрын

Rifle man salt, gunner salt, Assault class salt, and Motorcycle salt.

@thathair6288

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dusty-fq1jr medic salt

@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334

4 жыл бұрын

Respawn Salt

"Nice camping spot" Stands there with a wirbelwind, on a dune, full in the open...yeah camping

9:17 The Archer is not supposed to move that fast in reverse. The tank's gun is facing the way it is supposed to be reversing but BFV thinks otherwise hmmmmm.

@nulle.k

2 жыл бұрын

Destroyed the whole tank fir me. I personally don't use it for that reason.

Sure planes are fun but what's a Battlefield game without some armored action as well? And, more importantly, will the rage harvest also be as bountiful?

@deadmau56661

5 жыл бұрын

You gotta use spotting scope with the archer

@saltymain

5 жыл бұрын

hey wanna play sometimes together?

@devontaenash1409

5 жыл бұрын

@Rxyekty .T The reason why is because they put the engine in backwards. Just like the mailtada engine was a bus engine....The British thought it would be strong enough to push the tank yeah no.....

@darthstuby7985

4 жыл бұрын

I personally like Bombers best but still love all vehicles

@amckittrick7951

3 жыл бұрын

@@devontaenash1409 no it was backwards because the only way to fit the 17 pounder was to face it backwards.

13:41 dying duck on battlefield confirmed

Battlefield’s community is like Siege’s but with TDM and BR

@nailmontana1993

5 жыл бұрын

Two of my fave games to play

@Unsc.Helljumper0

5 жыл бұрын

Cept' siege is way fucking better

I always get surrounded by assault when I'm like that in hamada

@Andreas_Mann

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair they repeatedly said the team was garbage lol

Its frustrating that many players kept running in front of tanks using transport and light vehicles only ended up getting destroyed

"If I'm losing, it's because you're hacking."

You know you're doing a good kid when the enemy team is raging.

Lol if someone's on your tank go to a wall or tree and back blast will kill them.

AA: You are all dead! Archer with 3" 17-pounder: No u

It’s like when I camp in a tank and get kills from long range, players get salty and I say “you do realize this is exactly what tanks were designed to do right, among other things of course”

@corecheng4833

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you cant win, its like when they say youre camping and yet im on the defending team, of course im fucking camping im holding an objective???

@taco44051

4 жыл бұрын

A tank is a ranged weapon system for sure.

@0keimchi

4 жыл бұрын

C P a rolling anti infantry big boi cannon

@dropsnooze5274

3 жыл бұрын

"when I camp" there is the first hint

@georgewhitworth9742

2 жыл бұрын

@@dropsnooze5274 And the rest of the point seems to have been lost in translation

I can't remember what that Tank Destroyer for the Allies is called, but I do know it's backstory is hilarious. Apparently, the Brits wanted to mount their powerful 17 pndr gun on a tank chassis, bit the gun was very big so that was difficult. That tank destroyer was the first attempt, and what they ended up doing is mounting the gun so it faced BACKWARDS. That means that when you get into that tank and drive towards the enemy, you're actually going in reverse.

Tank is love tank is life! 😍

@grandmasteryoda5983

5 жыл бұрын

word

@jeremychong9430

5 жыл бұрын

Wot?

@veobro1456

4 жыл бұрын

Tank is for ho

@die2279

4 жыл бұрын

Nooby Gaming or spend 3 minutes figuring out the controls.

6:24 damn his family today felt that one

The music at 10:00 kills me everytime. This is why I love battlefield. Veteran since 1942

Beginning at 9:50 the music made me so happy.... Something about that song just meshes so well with my brain. 🦊

“Ok Hillary” lol

It seems that tanks and planes are not targeted as much in battlefield 5 as they add in battlefield 1 . You u just get destroyed within seconds of u drove round a corner in a landship on battlefield 1😂

@die2279

4 жыл бұрын

That’s why I play cautiously with tanks in battlefield 1.

That wholesome moment in game chat for you my sub so good on ya Dave

That soldier on top of the tank is basically me and how I play the game or on any fps games lol

Btw the " Archer" ( Tank) actually drives wrong in this game. If it drives backwards it drives basically forward.

@cjfritz6775

5 жыл бұрын

Night fx3 yeah because the gun is built facing the back of the valentine

@bluefoxy6478

4 жыл бұрын

Its bugging me to see that the devs didnt look it up for 5 minutes to learn that its gun is facing the back of the tank. I think I now know what its like to have OCD for a second.

@arianas0714

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluefoxy6478 They didn't do it because the community would bitch about it that's it's ”too hard to use”.

@Manomalo

3 жыл бұрын

The fact is I know damn well you played war thunder

@nightfx3485

3 жыл бұрын

@@Manomalo ye

5:00 If you get insulted, reply with respect and you'll get respected. Sometimes I'm super toxic but then insult and apologize right after when I know it ain't worth it.

Watching your videos has inspired me to play Battlefield again. Thanks!

I guess that’s one advantage console has. No in-game global chat. Because honestly, I couldn’t stomach this crap.

@rosaria8384

5 жыл бұрын

Yep.

What funny is that the Archer is driven with the cannon facing away from the enemy.

ilike this guy his fun to watch ,calm,chill and funny at the same time

I try to stay close to my squad, but they start trying to avoid me because they don't like sharing kills.

Haha idk why i get off on these videos lmao, these are the only battlefield videos i watch till the end because of how funny they are!

*WHY DOES THE ARCHER DRIVE FORWARDS?!* *AND HAS A MACHINES GUN IN THE BACK?! DICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING*

@cocainecola5706

5 жыл бұрын

Mate are you fucking stupid. The dank is designed with the gun facing backwards so technically the machine gun is in the front. Do some research before you comment

@finn8210

5 жыл бұрын

@@cocainecola5706 dank

its always my favorite to see people on the same team as the ragers telling them to shut up

Stay close to your squad. I makes it 10x better and 100x funnier when Dave starts dropping bombs!

Reminds me of the time I was playing BF1 Shelling the shit out of an objective with a howitzer, got around 45 kills before they figured out what was happening, voice chat after match was filled with colorful language

Pretty good vid Dave, I really enjoy your content. The guy on top of your tank was hilarious also.

0:39 "is that the come back and kick me whistle?"

6:10 as a message to everyone, NOT EVERY ARMY TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE IS A JEEP it’s a pet peev how so many ppl will call a kubelwagen a Jeep

Been playing since the old school 1942, I quit five and went straight back to 4. No challenge from opfor's and exactly what that one user said. Nothing but whiners. GG on the tank run brotha.

The discord noise made me nearly check mine till i rewinded the section man i cant wait to hop back into this game good times

I remember going on insane tankstreaks on BFV back when the game had support, I would use the Panzer IV with the short barrel, spot flares and S Mines. On Frontlines/Breakthrough I was unstopable and charging heavily contested positions was easy, this loadout was also useful on the Panzer 38t but the lower health made it not viable. I still wish the game lived a bit longer to see the Eastern Front...loved to receive the hate messages on Xbox live.

I honestly think tanks in this game are under powered as hell.

@giantcrayfish2866

5 жыл бұрын

cypressgold agreed

@cjfritz6775

5 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t say they’re underpowered, but they’re way too easy to destroy

@cypressgold

5 жыл бұрын

@@cjfritz6775 Thus being underpowered. Like, they are pretty much ineffective against infantry of any caliber. Especially considering it only takes 1 guy to run up on you and you're dead.

I like how you have a dude just chilling on top of your tank XD

I don’t know why but this game is my go to when I need to calm down from a different game

“This guy is just generally unhappy I think”. It’s sad and hilarious at the same time.

"This Game is frustating" . . . And then some random players sit on top of your tank xD

That Joshreid guy plays the same way I do. Gets annoyed, trashtalks, then instant regret and guilt.

6:23 He got eviscerated.

dude the genuine apology damn that's a rare one

The shape of the turret of the tank he is driving at 3:30 kinda looks like a ring pop :P

Imagine having the tank destroyer and drive around a simple corner only to realise a Churchill staring down your sights lul

At least you using the Tanks as intended actually getting up close and fighting, There is nothing worst than some idiot that has a tank and sits in the safety of the spawn area and tries to pick off the opposing team from distance .

The fact that BFV Has a whirlwind makes me play WT even more

Essentially, I would have laughed the first quarter of the vid, but I’m currently traffic jamming my mouth with extreme level takis without milk. *God have Mercy.*

8:02 „I can‘t see everything!“... and my Siri starts. You are a good hacker! ;p

When i get insulted i say i love you too..it usually shuts them up 🤣

8:32 and onward....Legends say he can’t kill someone on foot, turns out the legend is fake

I like how right after the guy says "this team sucks" this clown party of vehicles just comes out from behind the rocks lawl

The multi kill with the plane was awesome!!

Me: you make this game look fun *puts in BFV, and slowly sits down on chair* Five seconds later *PC thrown out window* Me: stupid tanks

I can relate to the tank rage.. went 78-0 in a tank.. had tons of fan mail at the end of the round, even from my own team😅

Nobody French commander in their bunker- I think we should post surrender

''go #### yourself in the throat with a taser'' That is one of the most original insults I ever saw in BF5.

The archer with the spotting scope on open maps is insane

People who complain about their team being bad always ends up bottom boarding I stg

The greatest insult I've ever come across was one my friend said in BF4: "I hope both sides of your pillow are warm when tou go to sleep."

Tankers out there need to remember to keep a hull forward aspect all the time to the enemy. A good hull gunner has unlimited ammo and you'll be more effective and deadly team.

@carlpedro8427

2 жыл бұрын

Correct sir. Frontal armour is thicker as well, so it really benefits you to face the enemy head on, if you can. Nothing as frustrating as being a support gunner but you're blind because the driver is pointing you the wrong way.

Was playing battlefield 5 on XBOX, and my teamate was being swarmed while in a tank. I was squad leader. I immediatly remembered the battlefield 1 tank storyline, and called a mortar strike right on top of my teamate. He lived through that battle lol

Salty battlefield player in real war after seeing a mg nest: HE'S CAMPING

A true gentleman waits till he's around back of the Tiger to start putting shells through it.

5:14 That woman's scream reminded me that this is a more realistic looking Battlefield Heroes.

Dropping a like for that wholesome goodness at 5:45

i'd love to play in your squad, dude! i'm laughing so hard here xD

"I dont want to die!" seconds later sees a guy flop over and dies

Finally a video with a tiger 1 that's wholesome.....

Fun fact about the Archer tank destroyer: it went way faster backwards in real life.

Tanks are good if used correctly. What you don't wanna do is charge into a bunch of soldiers armed with panzerfausts and expect to mow them down with ease. That's what I see often with Tigers and churchills.

I remember when playing the BF1942 Desert COmbat mod people were just livid at how well I could fly a helicopter. I was able to turn on a dime and was called a cheater over and over .

6:13 that guy got vaporized by that "jeep" explosion. Hmmm pretty sure that a Volkswagen Kübelwagen

I went like 23-0 in a tank the other day in conquest, and a team mate went and destroyed the vehicle repair station and kept shooting smoke at me because I hadn't died and he apparently felt like I was wasn't PTFO'ing enough. Meanwhile you need to be smart with the tanks, especially the Archer. You cant just go ballz deep all the time with a tank in BFV.

@jdmchamp4049

5 жыл бұрын

sludgedisciple imagine instead of PTFO’ing yourself you focus on ONE tanker that’s actually helping your team by picking people off and taking out their tickets. This is why I hate the “PTFO” clowns on this game.

@sludgedisciple

5 жыл бұрын

@@jdmchamp4049 exactly. Tanking is very different this game than it was in BF4 or even BF1. You are much more vulnerable because you run out of ammo. People underestimate the value of a good tanker.

“Ok Hillary” 😂😂

i didnt know people played BF5

Yesterday I have a really weird thing happen to me in my Spitfire vb, I was flying around on panzerstorm strafing tanks with rockets and shooting down planes as usual and then I started losing damage at a rate of 5 each time, it felt like I was being shot but no matter where I went in the map or how high or low I would fly I would continue to take damage and it wouldn’t tell me who killed me or where from and I never saw and bullet tracers at all. I have a video recorded

@bluefoxy6478

4 жыл бұрын

That seems suspicious.

@arianas0714

4 жыл бұрын

Hax

@mpcrauzer

3 жыл бұрын

Maibe stealth ammo?

Id realy like to drive tanks in BFV aswell but it takes me so long to load into matches that they all already took em and i dont wana be "that guy that just waits in the depoloyment screen for a tank/plane".

"Ok Hillary" got me good

Get under your skin? I broke my controller through a severe case of battlefield rage 😂😂😂😂🤘🏼

5:41 The gunner on your tank was alive stops the tank and Goes to type in chat. Now your gunner is dead

I love causing rage quits with the maxed out spitfire VB

That's the PC master race for you. When you got no good aim or situational awareness, blame every death on a hack or your team. 😂

@modlarion8128

5 жыл бұрын

Type of noobs

As a war thunder player, this hurts to look at. Like AP shells exploding.

The explosions are so satisfying