Indy's jumpscare scared me a lot

@QuizmasterLaw

4 жыл бұрын

THE HANSEN MOVE

@amysnapp823

4 жыл бұрын

@@QuizmasterLaw I think it would've been great if his head peeked out from the sides of the video lol

@QuizmasterLaw

4 жыл бұрын

@@amysnapp823 do You think you were talking to a USSR Child Soldier? 0_o

@amysnapp823

4 жыл бұрын

@@QuizmasterLaw I meant if Indy's pic peeked from the sides of the video, not Chris Hansen

@notinscale2839

4 жыл бұрын

horror genre in a historial video, just think about it

Battle of Luxembourg in 0,3 seconds

@aerohydreigon1101

4 жыл бұрын

Battle of Denmark: Every Second = 1 Second

@user-no1ns6bz1g

4 жыл бұрын

Vive L'Empereur!!!!

@Yagodnuy_punsh

3 жыл бұрын

Battle of Luxembourg in 0,0000000000001 seconds)

@spacechannel1347

3 жыл бұрын

battle of San Marino 1944

@jamescoop8979

3 жыл бұрын

@@heoknk3002 hi no j k z, z z GL q Jo n no z

Germany be like : " hi twitch and welcome to my world war speed run"

@RealRotkohl

3 жыл бұрын

"we just snacked Poland and go over to France to get it too"

@blenterbl

3 жыл бұрын

They failed the 100% speedrun....

@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod

3 жыл бұрын

"World record pace so far gamers."

@semajxocliw

3 жыл бұрын

"as you can see we didn't peace out Britian or Russia by 1942 so this run is pretty much dead"

@maniac7466

3 жыл бұрын

@@semajxocliw Underrated

English army during hundred years war: *takes half of France in 80 years* Hitler: "1 month. Take It or leave it."

@arto4214

3 жыл бұрын

for the both: Shit. We go back.

@mcj2219

3 жыл бұрын

French and English army/navy: fails to capture the Netherlands, in the Anglo Dutch wars. Hitler: 1 week, take it.

@roma3021

3 жыл бұрын

Ok it's funny but did you know that France under Napoleon took Berlin in 19 days, on foot and even though France was engaged in a war against Prussia and Russia and that Napoléon had barely emerged from the war against the Austria with an outnumbered army, of course. Just stop ( mainly american or british people) making the same joke again and again. It's not even funny anymore.

@granatapacifica

3 жыл бұрын

@@roma3021 i like your funny words, stupid man. Napoleon was fucking walking in a straight line, didn't even care about taking territories, he Just got to a Capital city of a state, vassallize It and proceed to the East. Atleast Hitler Cared about which Land he was conquering

@Rygaa

3 жыл бұрын

Napoleon took down all Holy Roman Empire within a week France got the record losers And without any vehicules

That moment when you're chillin' on the Maginot line and see "Paris has Fallen" on the newspaper

@Jim-fi4dc

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao.

@dedblin8256

4 жыл бұрын

This isn't a joke, but is funny, at least you won't get 400 angry french because this is what happened

@adrien8572

4 жыл бұрын

@@dedblin8256 Yeah and it's sad. If generals of French army had think about the Ardennes, France would have crushed Germany easily. The Maginot Line was too strong for Germany army.

@minimilchshaker8219

4 жыл бұрын

Clément Galtier I wouldn't say they would've crushed Germany, but rather, they would have been able to repel all German attacks long enough to mobilise more forces, gain numerical superiority and eventually win

@instintosoldato9019

4 жыл бұрын

Clément Galtier lol no France didn’t have the power to defeat Germany.

Who won the tour de france in 1940? 7th Panzer Division.

@kiliwami4086

4 жыл бұрын

@Foxy The pirates he isnt stealing, this joke is older than the german-french rivalery

@jesuschrist2265

4 жыл бұрын

Rimarik Barca your darn right!

@user-wh8mb7tm2g

4 жыл бұрын

Which country holds the best military record in the world? France

@user-wh8mb7tm2g

4 жыл бұрын

@@candyneige6609 oh no my American friend, America included kzread.info/dash/bejne/en9psdV9h7ywnbQ.html You were saying?

@OneRichMofo

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-wh8mb7tm2g either you are French or you are a fan of France. The video you put as proof shows merely the wins not wins against losses. Roman Empire, British Empire, Hunnic Empire, Denmark has better win loss ratio than the French. And these are just the ones I know of. Edit:I googles it just to make sure and the ones that I counted do have a better w/l ratio. Patriotism is fine, false claims, not so much

14-18 : battle of Verdun : 1 year 39-45 : battle of Verdun 6 secondes

@Atajew

2 жыл бұрын

Power of the tank technology

@GlennPranata

2 жыл бұрын

The power of mechanised army

@eliasziad7864

2 жыл бұрын

Power of sexy army

@mr.normalguy69

6 ай бұрын

The power of Hugo Boss!

Every 60 seconds in France, a minute passes. Together we can stop this.

@jsw973

3 жыл бұрын

Spread the word

@scarletcrusade77

3 жыл бұрын

@@jsw973 Spread the word in french or German?

@fissis1955

3 жыл бұрын

@@scarletcrusade77 german

@an0N1M921

2 жыл бұрын

Can you believe that no nation in this world is taking care of this!? 😔

@aguy7095

2 жыл бұрын

@@fissis1955 bro thats sus

When you wanna invade France but your parents said "Be back by 10" edit: take this hazmat suit for going into the replies, stranger!

@MuhammadRafy

4 жыл бұрын

And you get back home at 8

@daniellap.stewart6839

4 жыл бұрын

Shit 😂😂😂😂

@allah3637

4 жыл бұрын

Erwan sabatie he was just joking, he used a meme on it. 🥖🥖🥖🥖baguettes to u

@erwansabatie1490

4 жыл бұрын

@@allah3637 yeah i know but when you hear that 1000 Times it's not funny anymore. Imagine you hear joke on you every day, it's funny at the begining, but with Time that's just annoying

@bladeshotone

4 жыл бұрын

@@erwansabatie1490 just quit it u angry French dressing

German generals: we want to conquer France Hitler: Be back by 9 Generals: OK)

@Tryphon-mb5jc

4 жыл бұрын

more like Generals: we'll be back by 9 Hitler: what!? stop Generals: no

@bravo45

4 жыл бұрын

Not correct.... the top Generals never thought they could pull it off....

@Elfenvampir

4 жыл бұрын

Das heisst: "Jawohl!"

@dedblin8256

4 жыл бұрын

Hitler: Rommel, what are you doing at 8 here? Rommel: Whait, didn't you say be back at 8? I already advanced 200 miles into enemy lines

@bravo45

4 жыл бұрын

@Ark Technical I should have made clear I did enjoy the humor too, only said it coz a lot of people don't know... I must had a lot of free time that day

Somebody: *goes on vacation from France to Canada for 2 weeks* Somebody: *returns home* Somebody: *the hell is there nazi flags everywhere?*

@rawrzillakira5928

3 жыл бұрын

I mean considering how Canada and nazi Germany were enemies by that point, I dont think there were many flights going from Toronto to Paris at that point :P

@zhouwu

3 жыл бұрын

@Nuclear Panda r/woosh He did ":p" at the end. It's obviously a signifier of a joke to the joke.

@Tom-2142

3 жыл бұрын

Rawrzilla Kira ships

@bedlamichhane3294

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@lesscringeymapperdude

3 жыл бұрын

@Nuclear Panda not needed, he gave an interesting fact

This reminded me of the game "Hearts of Iron 4."

@minedoimperija

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows hoi4

@hushpuppy1735

3 жыл бұрын

With these square divisions, this reminds me of HOI3

@benjeiy7347

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, it's so cool how they liked hoi4 so much they decided to do it irl!

@Inderastein

3 жыл бұрын

Hoi3 for me

@gracjanszmyt1442

3 жыл бұрын

Except that France doesn't fall instantly

He could have dragged this out to a 10 minute video for ad revenue but didnt. Respect.

@kaisersadvisor3970

4 жыл бұрын

Slow-Mo Invasion

@bobbyjoe1111

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't blame him if he did, he deserves it

@Gia1911Logous

4 жыл бұрын

there's not much to say The French will surrender by that time

@evil1143

4 жыл бұрын

He should've because we need more information.

@baseddepartment1324

4 жыл бұрын

@@evil1143 watch the World War 2 channel videos

Soviet-German War: 50 minutes total in length, subtitled and lots in detail Franco-German War: 44 seconds with nothing Congratulations on 200k subscriber milestone, you deserved it.

@TimDutch

4 жыл бұрын

Actually this one is 50 minutes. Look at the video's that he linked at the end.

@hebl47

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, not true! This one had music, so that's something.

@nikodemdyzma9330

4 жыл бұрын

44s...but campaign is done in 13:)

@SmokeDimi

4 жыл бұрын

@@TimDutch Videos linked at the end are not Eastory videos.

@TimDutch

4 жыл бұрын

@@SmokeDimi they are made with the maps of Eastory. The world war 2 team works together with Eastory.

Bae: "Come over, I'm in Paris rn" Me: "I can't" Bae: "My parents aren't home" Me:

@galaxyred7

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rocketjupiter4579

3 жыл бұрын

Damn you decided to have the whole country to yourself

@alanmaclaren4366

2 жыл бұрын

@@rocketjupiter4579 guess he couldn’t find her parents in the city so he decides to invade the entire bloody country.

@arcihungbycraneonfire

2 жыл бұрын

What youre gonna reach instead, is the bay :) *landing of normandy*

It's amazing how narrow that little gap was in the Ardennes. That one little gap cost the French and British their best armies.

@sefacaplan464

3 жыл бұрын

That gap was intentional by France. Terrain of the Ardennes was nearly impossible to pass, so french thought leaving it open wouldn't hurt.

@solwen

3 жыл бұрын

What is even more bewildering is that the US army fell to the same trick during the Ardennes offensive a mere 4 years later.

@looinrims

3 жыл бұрын

@@solwen not even close to comparable since the French knew an attack was coming somewhere, the US had been on the offensive almost non stop since 1942

@supertheblueoctagon

2 жыл бұрын

@@solwen yea but it still failed miserably

@ExcelsusDev

2 жыл бұрын

69 like time to ruinn it

I was reading last night about the fall of France in the summer of 1940 and the general Reynaud calls up Churchill and says: "It's over." And Churchill says "How can it be? You've got the greatest army in Europe. How can it be over?" He says: "It's over."

@mxonia

4 жыл бұрын

I read it with Chris Matthews voice

@SpookyScarySkitarii

4 жыл бұрын

Reynaud wasn't general tho

@aybrokemyback6739

4 жыл бұрын

Général Reynaud ? It's just as right as me talking about the Generalissimo Alexandria Ocazio Cortez or the Sultan Ilhan Omar.

@equa9612

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tutel9528 bro just go learn history with books or on KZread because what you say is shit and i don't want to tell you why because it's fucking obvious

@canadious6933

4 жыл бұрын

​@@equa9612 Ooof yeah, hmm I dont know where to begin with his comment. Just gonna look the other way

After seeing how quickly France fell, I can see why Hitler thought taking the Soviet Union would be less difficult than it turned out to be.

@lxi9648

4 жыл бұрын

@trueman mann but France was stronger than Russia militarily in 1940

@Nomilh

4 жыл бұрын

@@lxi9648 You're funny. The Red Army had ~ 34,000,000 soldiers when France had ~ 900,000 soldiers. Sure manpower isn't everything but it helps to fight on multiple fronts, especially when you have around 34 times more soldiers.

@lxi9648

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nomilh just no

@Nomilh

4 жыл бұрын

@@lxi9648 Yes lol. A quick Google search will show you that I'm not lying.

@lxi9648

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nomilh The Red Army had 1.8 million men in 1939 + some 30 million untrained reserves, France had 900k and 5 million trained reserves + another 15 million untrained men in draft age. Militarily, that is comparable.

It’s interesting to see France using WWI tactics in real time. You can see how the armored units are held back behind the line as a mobile reserve, similar to WWI defensive tactics, and each time the German break through, the armor is once again pulled back behind the line

Glad to see more content. Please do more battles soon!

It's so intreseting to see how fast the German units moved over the battlefield as shown in the video, thanks for making these videos Edit: grammar

@SVP-uy9qb

4 жыл бұрын

video's? LMAO

@damenofficiall

4 жыл бұрын

@@SVP-uy9qb Lmfao

@marsu69

4 жыл бұрын

@@SVP-uy9qb that's the dutch spelling of the plural of video

@gijskroot2861

4 жыл бұрын

@@SVP-uy9qb yea sorry must've been auto correct still had it on Dutch...

@DonJuan911

4 жыл бұрын

@DodoVolcano They had "Panzerschokolade" or as we call it meth.

For A second I thought this was Hoi3 footage

@unkas231

4 жыл бұрын

@trainbomb hoi4=ww2 for boys; hoi3=ww2 for men

@Jackilichous

4 жыл бұрын

trainbomb You can enjoy your logistics simulator all you want.

@julkkis666

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jackilichous logistics are importaint. Hoi iv also has logistics, it just ditched the logistics system from hoi iii and made a new on (equipment system)

@Jackilichous

4 жыл бұрын

julkkis666 I’m well aware.

@Jackilichous

4 жыл бұрын

In Hoc Signo Diliget I know. Hoi3 was highly criticised for its bad logistic system.

Thanks for all videos - really cool and visible. Ate them all in one night. Waiting for the WW1 and 19th centuries

Hi Indy. This is amazing work. I just wanted to point out that two major French actions are not shown on your map. One is an offensive led by General De Lattre de Tassigny along the Aisne river around 6-7 June which pushed back the Germans by around 10-20 km (and probably produced the last haul of German POWs by the French during the campaign). The second is the halting of the German advance down the Rhone river around Voreppe by improvised batteries of the Armee des Alpes. The (limited) French historiography of the campaign makes a big deal of that one, probably without exageration. It would also perhaps do justice to the latter army formation to show on your map how they largely contained Italian offensives, although the Italians eventually gained some ground and took Menton. But thanks for that massive piece of research!

16th May German High Command: Stay in position and wait for orders, all clear? Guderian and Rommel: ... *GAS GAS GAS*

@Narcys100

4 жыл бұрын

22th May what is france doing

@looinrims

3 жыл бұрын

OKW: Okay you two can conduct reconnaissance in force but your hq must remain at the current position Guderian and Rommel: ok First sergeant: *Do they know these two spend less time in the HQ than the toilet, and lead on the front?* *Week later* OKW: how did the 7th Panzer and Guderian’s Panzer Corps get within sight of the Atlantic?

@jackt4595

3 жыл бұрын

Guderian and rommel:Do you have any idea how fast I am

@afiffarhati4580

3 жыл бұрын

I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS!!!

@Tappettava

3 жыл бұрын

Guderian and Rommel were just following the party motto

I still remember the brilliant plan to win WW2 France video. _"The war was lost."_

@jejebernard9980

4 жыл бұрын

@Fabian Kirchgessner Not De Gaulle...

@jejebernard9980

4 жыл бұрын

@Fabian Kirchgessner You can't figure out what was the great war for the french... So yeah, keep criticising the french, but please buy a fucking ww1 book (please not an english or american one because they will say that the role of the french was minor...) and read what the french lost...

@arshan948

4 жыл бұрын

@@jejebernard9980 And also a book about the RESISTANCE it's very important to knom that how many peapole and not all young guys with guns, sometimes it was just a grand mother(like mine), and she hide in her house RAF pilots and other resistants, just learnt a little about Jean Moulin, De Gaulle and other resistants Et jeje Bernard j'imagine que tu es Français donc merci d'etre patriote comme moi et de nous défendre

@jejebernard9980

4 жыл бұрын

@@arshan948 Merci!!! Je fais de mon mieux face à la piétaille anglo-saxones... Mais bon heureusement, ils ne sont pas tous comme celà!!!

@arshan948

4 жыл бұрын

@@jejebernard9980 heureusement mais c'est important de faire comprendre que les FRANÇAIS n'ont pas perdu la guerre

0:21 "rATe mY eNciRcleMent"

@Maydaypayday7

3 жыл бұрын

1942/1942

@ortherner

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@vaahtobileet

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maydaypayday7 Caesar please, it's 1940. You've lost your touch on Gaulish matters.

@Maydaypayday7

3 жыл бұрын

vaahtobileet ok.

Awesome, keep making videos, your channel is great.

This is too fast to comprehend. Germans : I'm speed

@sunset_Ruby

4 жыл бұрын

Germans: I'm on speed

@HMASbogan

4 жыл бұрын

@@sunset_Ruby hahaha

@voyager1977.2

4 жыл бұрын

This is why they invented Blitzkrieg

@subswithoutanyvideohelp

4 жыл бұрын

@@sunset_Ruby I'm Geschwindigkeit*

@evamartinez6073

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Would love to see this with significant movements explained.

@infinitememegod

4 жыл бұрын

One word, blitzkrieg

@alexdiezg

4 жыл бұрын

Would personally be very interested about the events of Dunkirk (encirclement in northern France at 0:23).

@Emil-cj6ey

4 жыл бұрын

I think a longer video with commentary will follow.

@Higgieyasu

4 жыл бұрын

Please, do yourself a favor and check out the WWII channel, which Eastory does extensive work for. The links at the end of the video are the episodes for the Battle of France.

@Jackilichous

4 жыл бұрын

Higgieyasu I’ve watched a couple dozen of those episodes. Kinda of hard to play catch up yknow.

FANTASTIC! I WATCHED IT ON 0.25 X SPEED. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS UPLOAD; YOUR VIDEOS ARE AWESOME!

Thanks for your work

"Okay let's do this ERWIIIIIINNNNN ROMMELLLLLL" - Erwin Rommel upon reaching the opposite side of the Ardennes

@glamscum

4 жыл бұрын

more like "HEEEEEIIIIIINZZ GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEERIAN!"

@serenaelanordir6717

4 жыл бұрын

200 Miles at Nightfall!!

@dedblin8256

4 жыл бұрын

@@serenaelanordir6717 taking within a day

@TheDJBrojo

4 жыл бұрын

God damn the reference

@halahmilksheikh

4 жыл бұрын

SUSUME

House in a Stalingrad: Pathetic...

@boss180888

4 жыл бұрын

144 german divisions attacked france whereas a battalion or 2 where attacking that house. so really no comparison, would you like to know the scale of the advance of the germans in the first 6 weeks of barbarossa though and compare how far worse the soviets did?

@zionistcat1807

4 жыл бұрын

@@boss180888 how many french/english/belgian divisions stood against germans? Did this rapid advance help the germans?Not to mention that germans had numerical and qualitative superiority.And,btw,eastern front was a far better theater of war for German military doctrine than Benelux and Northern France.

@boss180888

4 жыл бұрын

@@zionistcat1807 the roads and mapping of benelux and northern france would like to disagree about the eastern boglands being better for the german doctrine

@vlad_47

4 жыл бұрын

@@boss180888 the eastern front easily overshadows every other front in WW2 let alone the western front or the "little hollywood front" as i like to call it.

@zionistcat1807

4 жыл бұрын

@@boss180888 little space for maneuver where you can build layered defence over and over again.Also,in the Eastern front bad terrain and bad roads only affected Wehrmacht,not the Red Army,right?

Please make more of these, they are amazing! (Preferably slower paced ones like your eastern front videos) Thank you!

France: declares war on Germany for invading Poland Germany: so you have chosen death

@brrrrrtenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@aeugh7861 Yeah France and Britain didn't even bother to help the ally they declared war for. The fact that Poland held out longer while being attacked by two sides is amazing. Also, Polish generals who escaped to France were trying to give advice to the French since they had seen the Blitzkrieg but the French wouldn't listen.

@mirzahamzabaig5667

3 жыл бұрын

@@aeugh7861 Saar offensive..

@Lehr-km5be

2 жыл бұрын

@@mirzahamzabaig5667 Yeah, Saar offensive is equal to nothing tbh. The french were literally not using artillery (in an offensive!) because they feared that germans would shoot back.

@hans2479

2 жыл бұрын

“So you have chosen... Invasion”

@r3versepancake455

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lehr-km5be the germans had the Siegfried line. They even spend more Money on it than the french did on their line. Like how should french toops break it when it took the americans 6 months against weakened German soldiers

This is a great way of visualizing just how overwhelming a proper combined arms unit's bursts of operational speed can be, especially during a time when battlefield information still moved relatively slowly. Those short, near instantaneous breakthrough and exploitations by armored units created massive openings that could destabilize destroy entire divisions in a matter of days.

Dude... this is extremely well-made, I love this.

4th France armored: "My goals are beyond your understanding"

@lilestojkovicii6618

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf they didn't even fought before it was too late

@szron6890

2 жыл бұрын

They are controled by hoi4 AI

@tywinlannister8015

2 жыл бұрын

The tactics were not up to date to engage the germans. Using tanks to spearhead assaults was unheard of then. French use of tanks was flexible, but more akin to mobile artillery positions.

@gameplaysuffering1620

2 жыл бұрын

yeah check the 4e Division cuirassée they are actually great and fighted from 10 May to 26 June aprox, they existed for 50 days at most and were fighting 40 days straight, they did an attack on May 17 and actually got the Germans to retreat but couldnt counterattack because they had been ordered to stall for time while the main army retreats and regroups and the main army had just done that so they had no support and retreated They fought on the battle of Abbeville to try and reunite with the encircled units on Dunkirk but that battle was a shitfest with little to none british-french coordination, french high command having no idea on how to use the armoured divisions and a lack of radios, the 4e DCr did what they could but even overruning a position didn't matter since the Allies didn't have enough infantry to hold the ground With many, many losses sustained they stayed in the back and covered the retreat for the rest of the war until the cease-fire

This is pretty crazy jesus. Well done

Who would win? Whole France or a single building in Stalingrad?

@DSMProduction913

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is edited.

@vladoshka9014

4 жыл бұрын

@@DSMProduction913 they did

@gorkemdogan1220

4 жыл бұрын

@@DSMProduction913 actually the 6th army captured and hold Stalingrad for months but then the Red Army surrounded the Stalingrad and as a result 6th army fell

@ug5056

4 жыл бұрын

@@DSMProduction913 where do you come from guys ? France is the greatest winner of battles ever.

@thepny_chasseur_de_tricera5361

4 жыл бұрын

France 144 german division House in Stalingrad 2 batalions

almost looks like the germans where taking a road trip trough france

@-_Hatred_-

4 жыл бұрын

Tour De France German hooligans

Great video, I have a suggestion tho, whenever something important happens (for exemple: fall of Paris) say it in a corner or something.

Music plays quietly in the backgroud, then all of a sudden *I'm Indy Neidell*

Is this real time or is i just me that it seems so close to the actual speed?

@laMoria

4 жыл бұрын

The must be an uncertainty of 2 seconds 😊

@markhenley3097

4 жыл бұрын

Erwin Rommel takes reaches Dunkirk in a day (slow motion action).

@baddecimus2414

4 жыл бұрын

So Funny ...

@davevaderlp784

4 жыл бұрын

@@baddecimus2414 Not funny, true.

@Jupiter__001_

4 жыл бұрын

@@davevaderlp784 Funny 'cause it's true

Battle of France 1940: 44 seconds Battle of France 1914: 2 hours

@vaclavmatuska4100

4 жыл бұрын

No. 20 minutes

@vaclavmatuska4100

4 жыл бұрын

24 minutes

@irov5884

4 жыл бұрын

I don't understand cuz France won alone against Germany in WW1.

@keldhar8791

4 жыл бұрын

@@candyneige6609 Germany didn't defeat france in WW1. What do you mean?

@keldhar8791

4 жыл бұрын

@@candyneige6609 youre talking about Ww2 not ww1

0:45 that jumpscare got me

Interesting to see how hard the defence was at Dunkirk. Knowing how completely isolated they were must have been a feeling that can't be replicated anymore.

It's insane that you managed to make this in exact real time

Plot twist: This is how long France actually lasted.

@bige2576

4 жыл бұрын

Like you in bed.

@dimas3829

4 жыл бұрын

@@bige2576 that's what your mom said.

@deteon1418

4 жыл бұрын

Good one

@banana4814

4 жыл бұрын

@joao marcelo de oliveira woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

@toast2300

4 жыл бұрын

Surrender jokes aren't funny anymore get over it

thank your for your videos and for recalling history !! FRFR :)

Props for making this video in real time

Good job on 200k

Germany won because they had 50% Max planning bonus, and France advanced to belgium losing their entrenchment

@sharpx3494

4 жыл бұрын

@@irov5884 fucking hell man this is a hoi4 reference get outta here

@whenthecoldbrewhits7866

4 жыл бұрын

It was also great that the national focus with russia gave the germans a research bonus for the panzer III allowing them to produce it before the war happened

@b2as302

4 жыл бұрын

@@whenthecoldbrewhits7866 or u could just paradrop in victory points across France

@whenthecoldbrewhits7866

4 жыл бұрын

@@b2as302 Good thing the germans trained enough troops to raise the special forces cap

@svenzockt1646

4 жыл бұрын

It´s real HOI4 hours

Why is this so satisfying? I can't stop rewatching it LOL.

WW2 European Theatre summary: Hitler underestimates Poland then overestimates France then underestimates the USSR

@semiramisubw4864

3 жыл бұрын

He never underestimated the USSr like he never did with the US. Hitler well knew that defeating the whole udssr is impossible, they just wanted to take a good bunch of their land and ofc the oil. A Whole invasion against the udssr wasnt possible at that time, hitler diddnt builded railroads to the front for supplies, the far they go, the inconsistent the supplyroute were.

@looinrims

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he really didn’t, contemporary knowledge all pointed to a German success in summer 1941, but the biggest culprit behind the German failing was Halder’s asinine decision to focus the offensive in the center at Moscow instead of the south toward the caucuses as Hitler argued for

@semiramisubw4864

3 жыл бұрын

@@looinrims i really dont know the names of people there. But i know something, atleast my grandpa told me ( he fought the eastern front) that hitler shouldve build railways to support the fronts... he hasnt... and imo that was his biggest mistake and the reason for our crumbling at the front, supplys cant be brought by trucks / horses in the winter in EU russia

@looinrims

3 жыл бұрын

@@semiramisubw4864 no, one of the biggest things with the invasion was the massive construction project to shorten the rail gauges for European rail cars, rail cars were important for movement of men and supplies, the troops at Stalingrad in 1942 were supplied by train before being encircled

@semiramisubw4864

3 жыл бұрын

@@looinrims he ? its so long ago i dont even know what were talking about kinda. rThe fact i know, is that hitler wasnt building railways up into deep russia, that were ONE reason that our frontline crumbled

France: we can still win the war! Germany has joined the game Luxembourg has left the game Netherlands has left the game Belgium has left the game Britain has disconnected from the server French Army.exe has stopped working Italy has joined the game Italy has left the game Vichy France has join the game Free France: well duck

@Hectopath2006

4 жыл бұрын

So...Germany joins another server and meets Japan, USSR, Britain, Italy, and USA?

@NoaVanSnick

4 жыл бұрын

Hey we Belgians are a neutral country we didn't want to have any part in the war and told the Germans they weren't allowed to pass trough Belgium to invade France that's why they started slaughtering our people

@bellerophon6897

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoaVanSnick Do you really think you can tell someone like hitler "you're not allowed to enter our personal space"? It's like saying "my body my choice" to a rapist hoping he will answer "well, you got a point".

@coulochonou6376

4 жыл бұрын

90%? We had over 500k soldiers in the Free French army by the end of the war. And the resistance never said "well fuck" on front of the germans. Even when outnumbered, we fought resiliently, like in Bir Hakeim

@gamerito100

4 жыл бұрын

Bellérophon To be fair, the main reason they assaulted Belgium was because their plans depended on their borders xD

Looking great

pretty realistic time, good job

New video! Great!

Guys if you want to see the highly detailed video's go check out the vids that he linked at the end. these video's also have maps that Eastory made in them.

As a French, thanks a lot for your video. Indeed, the Battle of France was quick, but terrible fights and battles has taken place. Stonne, Hannut, Dunkerque ... We must never forget that.

@Tryphon-mb5jc

4 жыл бұрын

you'll never learn that in French schools though, because that year, the Republic system failed all the way.

@pasdepseudo8519

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tryphon-mb5jc "Never learn that" ? We have history lessons at school in France man, so stop saying shit. Our last Presidents (including Macron) failled, but not our Republic. But I would be happy to know where do you come from. I think it can be funny :)

@Tryphon-mb5jc

4 жыл бұрын

@@pasdepseudo8519 of course we have history lessons in France, you didn't get my point, I said that we never learned about the battles that took place in 1940 and the battle of France itself in class, because it's a big shame for the Republic which completely failed within 45days and took the anti-semistic way. If you're truly French, you probably will know according to my pseudo.

@pasdepseudo8519

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tryphon-mb5jc Ah Tryphon ! Miladiou, pourquoi me parles tu en Anglais alors que tu es Français ? Est ce par manque de chauvinisme ? Plus sérieusement, oui, en France, on aborde relativement peu la Bataille de France ainsi que le rôle de la France dans la guerre. Et c'est bien dommage. Il n'y a d'ailleurs pas uniquement la Bataille de France, mais les actions de la Résistance (intérieur et extérieur). Bir Hakeim n'en est qu'un exemple.

@candyneige6609

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, i'm French myself and for the WW1 battle of France, it's as short as the WW2 one with more terrible fights and battles that happened leading to the eventual downfall and occupation by the Germans. Sedan, Verdun, the Somme... We must never froget these in addition to the ones in WW2.

Excellent!

French: We won Second World War too! Russians: Really?

@lucasrenard6255

4 жыл бұрын

Who has liberated Paris ? The french

@lm6956

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucasrenard6255 yes, but with Americans and only Paris. Not whole France

@lucasrenard6255

4 жыл бұрын

@@lm6956 no, not only paris, there was a lot of others cities liberated by the French, and the americans wanted the French to be below them when they were together because they were strong (told by Americans themselves)

@lm6956

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucasrenard6255 are you a French?

@lucasrenard6255

4 жыл бұрын

@@lm6956 yes I am, but I'm objective too if it's what you mean : )

It's really amazing what the Germans accomplished with the destruction of allied forces. And what's even more impressive is the fact that these two great channels of military and world war history that I admire and watch daily, combined thier forces to make even greater content and knowledge for the masses of people! Much love from Bulgaria.

"The Battle of France in 44 seconds" Yeah that seems about right

@zomkino

3 жыл бұрын

dispite all the jokes, France has the most wars won in the whole word, so maybe you should understand that one defeat dont make you a looser, otherwise usa are the biggest loosers there is

@lapoissonnerie3891

3 жыл бұрын

@@zomkino fais avec ces clichés et ne t'énerve pas. Garde ton énergie pour les gens intéressants.

Very nice video

The Western Front collapsed so quickly that it was basically just the one huge battle and not even a bunch of smaller significant battles that are well known.

@t.hieuv.8062

3 жыл бұрын

That's one way to put it.

@haldir3120

Жыл бұрын

That is why it is called Battle of France. It was actually quite the minor affair considering the German and French losses of soldier lifes were only 0.1 million. Compare that to the Eastern front where the Nazis alone had 5.1 million dead soldiers.

0:23 is that battle of dunkirk?

@descriptionbreaker20yearsa72

4 жыл бұрын

NO SIGNS OF THE TEA ADDICTS SIR

@mcj2219

4 жыл бұрын

Dunkirk wasnt a battle, it was an Escape plan for the British. Leaving the French soldiers behind to get captured.

@agent_rocks3701

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcj2219 ikr

@descriptionbreaker20yearsa72

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcj2219 thats selfish

@nonautemrexchristus5637

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcj2219 had to be done I'm afraid, and a lot of French soldiers made it out of Dunkirk with our lads.

I go on youtube. My eye catches this weird looking map. I check again - i see that Eastory posted new video -> fastest click ever!

Germany: Mom, i want to invade Denmark Mom: Sure son, be back in 6 hours ok?

@ortherner

3 жыл бұрын

Lost KZreadr

@tahir95soyalcom

3 жыл бұрын

Very much historiclly accurate, lmfao

@tahir95soyalcom

3 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest comment I have ever read, lmfao 🤣

Waiting for full video :)

It’s interesting to see how the German superiors just focus all there strategies to one area and hold the others until that’s finished instead of doing it all at the same time, like at Dunkirk

@onepunchbud1472

2 жыл бұрын

Because they often had less troops. French were highly armed, but had older tactics.

I still say “Red Army” with your accent because your Eastern front videos were done so well

Finally a real time video for the battle of france!

this is a good, short, easy to understand

France : nooo you cant just avoid our highly advanced fortification containing multiple guns that we spent billions of dollars on by taking shortcut through the ardennes Heinz Guderian: haha tank go vroooom

@subtitleguy8799

3 жыл бұрын

*francs not dollars

@whydoihave16subs65

3 жыл бұрын

Germany: nooo you can't fight after surrendering you must obey us French resistance: haha Germans go boom

@MrRamsey64

3 жыл бұрын

Well the point of the maginot line was to force the germans to go around it through belgium. The french were not surprised when it happened.

@raidenshibou2054

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrRamsey64 but it did surprise them that the Germans would go through the Ardennes, a terrain they thought would halt the advance of their armored corps. They underestimated not only the German forces, but strategists like Guderian and Von Manstein and it cost them dearly

@MrRamsey64

3 жыл бұрын

@@raidenshibou2054 " a smart enemy hits you exactly where you think you're safe".Indeed the french generals did not know this.

Is it really Indy Nidel's third channel? I watch Sabaton History and WW2 History channels and I didn't know Indy had more channels.

@t.w.a.i.n.

4 жыл бұрын

No, Eastory is the dude who does the maps for the WW2 channel, but this channel existed beforehand independently of it.

awesome 真是我见过最棒的战争短篇

@userhome000

2 жыл бұрын

以後不要在英文板上寫中文了，總覺得開錯房間。

凄く分かりやすいです！ただ日本語バージョンもお願いします。

Summary of the comments in just 3 seconds : 1. lol is it real time 2. lol French surrender 3. .

@galaxyred7

3 жыл бұрын

There is a lot of triggered French people as well

@MrCamille9999

3 жыл бұрын

@@galaxyred7 Can't really blame them, the joke is really stale at this point

@GlobalWarmingSkeptic

3 жыл бұрын

lol, french surrendered in literally 44 seconds.

@labaguette3740

3 жыл бұрын

@@GlobalWarmingSkeptic *HO look mom ! A salty French Hater !* ^^

@durandil

3 жыл бұрын

@@GlobalWarmingSkeptic Come here, and you will surender in less time

"This is beautiful." *"I've been looking at this for five hours."*

Those panzer spearheads are a sight to behold once they get going. It's like a touchdown run in football, all the leg infantry divisions are just chasing in their wake on either side, trying to either exploit their gains or erase them, but neither side is fast enough to catch them. Edit: also this is better at 0.5x.

You should do a video about the pacific war next

You know it’s bad when it’s 44 seconds long

Fun fact: The Germans conquered France in 38 days. In Stalingrad, during this time, they only moved from one street to another.

@truongtranthaiduy8959

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@arcihungbycraneonfire

2 жыл бұрын

I guess the soviets were literally hiding everywhere, even behind enemy lines

@jakeperalta5655

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact , Napoléon have take Berlin In 19 day

@fedyui4865

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, Russians retreated thousands of kilometers before Stalingrad, France had 200 between Paris and the Ardennes...

@stephenwraysford6788

2 жыл бұрын

@@fedyui4865 Oh, this is the comment I forgot about a long time ago...To be honest, I treat all sides of the conflict equally. I'm not saying that the Soviet Union is a strong country that withstood a deadly blow from Germany. All the allies fought heroically and with dignity. It was terrible on all sides of the conflict: pain, blood, tears, fear, death. With your permission, I can even delete this comment.

What software did you use to make this? Its pretty dope!

you can tell how chaotic France was after Paris was occupied, especially with all the divisions mapped out 0:37

Me to gf: What do you mean? I last long in bed! Actually me:

@ArturoLopez-ly2pn

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@RealRotkohl

3 жыл бұрын

Oof.

@trinzler5915

3 жыл бұрын

You last for 6 weeks? Damm. True champion

@Chuked

3 жыл бұрын

France lasted longer

@eliasziad7864

2 жыл бұрын

STOP IT! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR GF THAT IS FORNICATION A HUGE SIN IN CHRISTIANITY!

If time travel is invented: Girls: "OH MY GOD, I can relive the best memories I had with my friends!" Boys: "THE ARDENNES GUYS!!! THE GERMANS ARE PUSHING THROUGH THE ARDENNES! DON'T LISTEN TO BELGIUM, EXPAND THE MAGINOT LINE!"

@tahir95soyalcom

3 жыл бұрын

French generals wouldn't listen anyway lmfao 😂😂😂

@user-ff4pi9dc3g

2 жыл бұрын

other boys: hey hitler those notes on that dead guy were fake you wanna put all of your troops on beach Omaha and the ones surrounding it.

@GopaiCheems

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ff4pi9dc3g ooh mincemeat, first time seeing that in a comment 😂

@lasarus71

2 жыл бұрын

@Red too much details

It would be amazing to see an animated video starting from the invasion of sicily in 43' up through Italy and then D-day explaining the movements into Germany. Love your work, Eastory!

Well played

"...from my ww2 Channel" Spartacus got stabbed in the back

Can you make video about Soviet invasion of Manchuria?, it's rarely cover by anyone even though it was one of the famous example of successful Soviet "deep battle" doctrine that can cut and captured huge amount of Japanese "elite" Kwantung Army in just several weeks, also one of many reasons for Japanese surrender in WW2, making it the last major land battle operation of the war.

@maxim7269

2 жыл бұрын

yeah Soviet invasion of Manchuria is so underrated. it's a huge contribution in making Japan surrender

Beautiful

This is very impressive.

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@oversimplifiedanswer3277

3 жыл бұрын

the german speed drug?

There's two kinds of people : those who joke about french always surrender and those who know history.

@Tutel9528

Жыл бұрын

They were significantly weaker since 1815 let’s just be honest.By 1870 they were no longer strongest European power.

Imagine how much effort this video took just to pinpoint the exact location and moves taken by each of the army group/regiment. Then displaying them as moving squares on the world map.

this is a very important video