Superman: Man Of Steel Batman: Man Of Steal

@themandeedubs

Жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaaaa 😂

@ayodelevictor5379

Жыл бұрын

This is gold😂😂😂

@sheilasmith9298

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@cjisthebest24

Жыл бұрын

Best comment

@shenkaze4804

Жыл бұрын

@TheManDeeDubs This should be the pinned comment, please lol💀💀💀😂😂😂😭😭😭

For a good second, Clark definitely wanted to start the injustice storyline

@foxglove4814

Жыл бұрын

PFFFFT XD

@vantattv

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@KiyoshiAkagi

Жыл бұрын

💀

@HellboyMC07

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣😂 that cracked me up.

@silverhawk8699

Жыл бұрын

"Would it _really_ make a difference if I slammed him through a concrete wall? Probably.. but damn do I wanna test it."

Riddler is gonna be pissed when he finds out Batman is the Rizzler.

@razavierdavis

Жыл бұрын

Ok that actually got me

@aidenkarma3844

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@iwanttherealmeme7479

Жыл бұрын

“Rizzle me this, Batman”

@Eragon_RH

Жыл бұрын

Nah I'm actually fucking dying, this got me good

@oplap6269

Жыл бұрын

​@@iwanttherealmeme7479 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

The applause track?? Like it's filmed in a live studio audience?? 😭

@EEe-zd2rt

8 ай бұрын

yeah lmfao😭

@alexricky87

7 ай бұрын

Superman: Man of Steel is filmed in front of a live studio audience!

@alexthegreat1395

7 ай бұрын

The Nickelodeon cheer sound 😂

@GewelReal

6 ай бұрын

I immidiately thought of iCarly

@Benijizer

6 ай бұрын

My first thought was everyone in the office stood to applaud him on entering 😂

"Wouldn't it be something if i owned the Planet." Lets just pretend for a moment that he's *not* referring to *The Daily Planet* 💀

@austindavila9734

6 ай бұрын

As his alter ego he practically does

@rainbowrose8802

6 ай бұрын

not looking at the huge space station

@Kaizen325

4 ай бұрын

I thought he was actually talking about the planet

@vaguelyhumanoid7419

4 ай бұрын

I mean, lets be real, I wouldn't be all too surprised if Batman could actually afford to buy the Earth

@earn-chan

3 ай бұрын

He technically own the planet in Injustice2

i could never be a superhero in disguise talking to another superhero in disguise, the entire time i’d be all giggly like “oh golly gee no one else knows but us”

@intanayu8674

Жыл бұрын

Tbh?? Samee 😭 I'll be giggling and laughing

@knuxuki1013

Жыл бұрын

​@@intanayu8674 honestly me to

@deshawndavis9697

Жыл бұрын

"Oh golly gee" that has me ROLLING

@dontaviushaul442

Жыл бұрын

Factsss😅😅

@RajatGarg-lc3mh

Жыл бұрын

That must be Billy Batson 😂😂😂

Bruce definitely pulled up with the hidden kryptonite just in case

@phoenixc6812

3 ай бұрын

they were working together in this

"Just super type it like you do when you think I'm bot looking" Lois is savage in any universe

@DanielRossellSolanes

7 ай бұрын

she's a woman. of course she's savage.

@josephe5061

4 ай бұрын

Bot💀

@dethdaemon

3 ай бұрын

​​@@josephe5061 V proud of spotting a typo 😂 Talk about insecurity

@JojoThePelican

3 ай бұрын

​@@dethdaemonHe never did any of that... he found it funny.

Bruce complimented the dude's work and proceeded to steal his girl, god damn.

@jigokuNeko

Жыл бұрын

only Bruce can flex like that 😆

@keithfields1756

Жыл бұрын

He Badu threatened him too lmao

@peep1476

Жыл бұрын

@Xana o dam fr? What movie is this I wanna see how tht works never seen super man and wonder women before

@MrSpikethefirst

Жыл бұрын

​@Xana Clark and Diana are broken up and Clark is dating Louis by this point in the films

@nathanaelcastor7355

Жыл бұрын

Rizz

Clark: "Don't flirt with my girlfriend, I'm warning you" Bruce: "OUR GIRL"

@newhybrid101

Жыл бұрын

This our time

@marcandrewtopno8226

Жыл бұрын

Insert Soviet union theme

@DamontheDemon7

Жыл бұрын

Bruce: Nerd, she hasn't been YOUR girl since the World's Finest! She's MY property now!

@alvinip9128

Жыл бұрын

Red son

@Yuki-qs5mt

Жыл бұрын

God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him won’t perish but will have eternal life.

I’ve admired your work Clark, on occasion 😂😂😂 He manages to compliment and roast him at the same time.

"Know your fucking place, Smallville."

@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031

8 ай бұрын

Was looking for this reference.

@donpcmartin

5 ай бұрын

Robin bought the Planet for him after all 😂😂

@saniastevens9111

4 ай бұрын

What's this show called

@alexetienne1648

3 ай бұрын

@@saniastevens9111This is actually from the 2019 Batman movie “Hush”

@Aadi_AKA_Theboysincere

2 ай бұрын

​@@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 solid jj 🤩

This contingency plan for Superman was too brutal

@bhgameman

Жыл бұрын

This should be top comment.

@manicboy1793

Жыл бұрын

Top comment for me!

@tristanblackmon7161

Жыл бұрын

I'm dead 💀

@stevenvillegas7884

Жыл бұрын

More Like A Congtingency Plan For That Ass

@JUSTFORFUN-fg4yx

Жыл бұрын

God damn

Man of Steel vs Man of Steal your girlfriend

@ryanbettis9245

Жыл бұрын

ooo man of steel is jealous of Mr Steal your girl!! 😈😈

@DirtyBobBojangles

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanbettis9245 you wanted so badly to be a part of that joke huh?

@Goodboioau

Жыл бұрын

2,2 Thousand Like and just 2 Comment? LEMME FIX THAT

@abongilezolanipeterson5588

Жыл бұрын

GG2 that only works if the other guy is playing your game. If he has no interest in your silly little games, it's over.

@pwrrincess

11 ай бұрын

Good one

Bruce hit Clark with the "she's busy rn lil bro"

“I do like to multi task” is High Evolutionary level work 🤣🤣

Bruce Wayne got the Rizz and Batman got the Grieves and Supes... Got not Bitc-

@harissamson7336

Жыл бұрын

Bruh💀🤣

@-sp69

Жыл бұрын

😂

@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee

Жыл бұрын

Lil bro got stormed by supes mid comment

@faisal.5347

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t get it

@anotherroy2697

Жыл бұрын

@@faisal.5347 That's what I am saying

“I do like to multi-task.” Holy shit that comeback is Gold.

@RoxelanaLisowska

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@markmaddox54

Жыл бұрын

“don’t want any third parties getting involved”😂

@angelo08280

Жыл бұрын

Bro's just using the bat rizz on his utility belt

@hadizamamud3209

Жыл бұрын

What the title of this series/movie?

@yusinu6642

6 ай бұрын

@@hadizamamud32092019 Batman: Hush

Batman: All about law and justice Bruce Wayne: All about money and bitches

This is from the 2019 animated movie Batman: Hush.

@zweianderson6546

7 ай бұрын

I dug way too deep to find this - thanks!

@kagurasogo4580

6 ай бұрын

Thanks you!!

@yusinu6642

6 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@salmajeewa

6 ай бұрын

thank you

@Rem-od4wq

5 ай бұрын

Thanks🩷

Flash: and what’s your super power? Batman: “I get bitches”

@KingEsaias_1999

Жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't want that superpower? 😂

@drakke125Channel

Жыл бұрын

"I got money AND p&&&&y" Which is pretty damn good cuz a lot of people are just only one of the two.

@animeneet1604

Жыл бұрын

@@drakke125Channelmost ppl get neither

@helltaker6865

Жыл бұрын

I get YOUR bitches

@KingEsaias_1999

Жыл бұрын

@@helltaker6865 🤣🤣

Batman: Serious and sh!t Bruce wayne: a playboy Superman: That one fun uncle Clark kent: Serious and sh!t

@johnjamatia7533

Жыл бұрын

Why is it that you have 900+ like but no comments

@Herotrap1

Жыл бұрын

@@johnjamatia7533 its either people don't know what to type or just enjoy someone comment

@jayari7674

Жыл бұрын

Injustice Superman: just a piece of sh!t.

@jasonduhela9597

Жыл бұрын

Wow that’s weird to realize, 100% tru

@r.pizzamonkey7379

Жыл бұрын

Lol, it's ironic because that's almost the opposite of what's usually true. Superman can be a badass who stands stoically and intimidates the shit out of criminals, and Clark Kent is an uncoordinated goof who is constantly tripping over his own feet.

Bruce: I don't want any 3 party involvement. Bruce: Walks off with Clarks girl.

Riddler : i am riddler Batman: sure, and i am rizzler

For a nanosec, Superman was considering to turn into Homelander

@Testimony201

Жыл бұрын

😹😹

@ChaoticGoreMagala

Жыл бұрын

Injustice

@Testimony201

Жыл бұрын

@@ChaoticGoreMagala it’s not injustice

@albertthepeacock8020

Жыл бұрын

Superman is too wholesome to turn into a jerk over a thot

@Ambar_of_Kotu

Жыл бұрын

Zulu, like a quick lobotomy to Batman before Louis came back.

Seeing Batman pretend to be Bruce Wayne is scary, it’s like watching Patrick Bateman pretend to be normal

@wolfking4879

Жыл бұрын

I think that's an honest and true statement about Batman, he's nuts!

@moniquesalazar1708

Жыл бұрын

Funny considering Bateman and Batman were played by the same guy

@bearandthebull2372

Жыл бұрын

It's really terrifying.The man basically puts on a mask so realistic that only the joker can see through it

@alexjones4679

Жыл бұрын

He just needs to fit in!

@moniquesalazar1708

Жыл бұрын

Bruce and Batman are just different sides to one person.

'' She was my world, and you took her from me''💀 💀

“Clark, I own the company you work at! You’re paying me with my own money.”

Superman has never considered melting a human being so quickly before.

@Squidgyluigi

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@mydude8731

Жыл бұрын

He could get back with wonder woman

@tochukwuezeanyaeche6283

Жыл бұрын

​@@mydude8731 bro icl that would be the best for superman

@thegreatspider-saiyan

Жыл бұрын

At least, one that wasn't named Billy ☠️

@SwolTako

Жыл бұрын

@@mydude8731 I dunno man. Everytime I see supes and Diana, they're always out of pocket. 🤣

I want an entire animated series of nothing but Bruce showing up places, threatening to buy it then leaving with some guys girlfriend.

@ltfamily8577

Жыл бұрын

I'd watch the heck out of that

@egotto

Жыл бұрын

Harleys next season?! 😂

@JamesTDG

Жыл бұрын

​@@egotto Really sounds like a later season arc, considering he's currently locked up...

@abdulhameedadesokan5895

Жыл бұрын

can someone please tell me what show it is in the short

@thebatmanwhoposts9600

Жыл бұрын

@@abdulhameedadesokan5895 it isn't a show it's a direct to video movie Batman: Hush.

I’m just going to choose to believe that applause for Bruce’s entrance is actually in the movie

@MAC-0

8 ай бұрын

Sadly, it isn't. ...But it's a lovely touch, nonetheless.

Lois: You know he could kill you, right? Bruce: At this point, it's a game. If he gives in, I win, and he knows that.

@Yourhonestally

5 ай бұрын

Classic dbza

@JM-wb8rq

5 ай бұрын

​@Goichi-si6cp Even though this is a dbza reference, I'm pretty sure Bruce could kill Superman he wanted to, too.

@braylon4125

4 ай бұрын

@@JM-wb8rq not happening.

@JM-wb8rq

4 ай бұрын

@braylon4125 Well, I guess Dark Knight returns never happened

@braylon4125

4 ай бұрын

@@JM-wb8rqbatman kills superman in Dark Knight returns?

Super man: “big man in a suit of armour, take that off what are you?” Batman: “ *Fuck boi* “

@WizarddKelly

10 ай бұрын

🍅🍅🍅 boooo

@Robert53area

8 ай бұрын

Trillionaire, playboy, philanthropist and entrepreneur?

@dramaybaazii

8 ай бұрын

Wasn't that Captain America?

@spookyghost2689

8 ай бұрын

@@dramaybaazii it was a joke blud

@namishjain9238

7 ай бұрын

genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist

Clark : Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you? Bruce : Genius, billionaire, philanthropist, girlfriend stealer

@jasonbethea7929

Жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

@Raj-qh7ic

Жыл бұрын

​@@jasonbethea7929 i understood that reference

@Agent_Coulson

Жыл бұрын

​@@Raj-qh7ic I too, understood that reference.

@Zara21234

Жыл бұрын

@@Agent_Coulson I also, understand that reference

@CyzerR001

Жыл бұрын

@@Zara21234 I too, understood that reference

"Just super type like you do when you think I'm not watching."

Batman is the human embodiment of the slogan "Don't hate the player. Hate the game. "

When bruce walked in with the cheering and clapping it made it feel like a damn sitcom

@simplykathrynrebeca

Жыл бұрын

It’s so funny 😭💀

@MSGSlayer1

Жыл бұрын

They should've added the "trouble brewing" track at the end.

@NamesBondHavingStronk

Жыл бұрын

@@MSGSlayer1 no you knowing the name of the track they use😭😭😭

@opiumphobic

Жыл бұрын

@@MSGSlayer1 why do u know the name 😭☠️

@lavellelee5734

Жыл бұрын

No cap but it fits too well 😂

Isn’t it crazy how Batman is so serious 24/7, 0 nonsense, but the moment the mask comes off it’s all money and bitches?

@nikhilcruz

Жыл бұрын

Alfred taught him well.

@hathorearth1718

Жыл бұрын

​@@nikhilcruz lol the fact that a butler taught him how to be a playboy cracks me up 😂

@justamemberofjudahskingdom1522

Жыл бұрын

​@@hathorearth1718 Well that butler is the original Playboy

@federicoalfero9287

Жыл бұрын

That's the mask

@VJK102

Жыл бұрын

Except is the opposite. Bruce Wayne is the mask, not Batman.

"I thought about buying a newspaper once..!" Bruh XD

Remembering the episode of the old animated series when Superman disguises as Batman to find Bruce, there's that moment when Jason says Bruce was acting weird in his video call. Clark looks confused before Jadon says, "He's smiling!" I imagine Clark didn't pick up on that detail because of how much Bruce likes to tease him

@MSGSlayer1

6 ай бұрын

That was Tim, not Jason.

Only batman would have the balls to try and steal superman's girl.

@anthonyleong9901

Жыл бұрын

Because... He's Batman. 😂😂

@holytoast9279

Жыл бұрын

Let’s not forget he has the rizz to do it either

@abishkarjungshah4539

Жыл бұрын

he already did it once

@twasgracethattaught

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean try?

@mikelarry5150

Жыл бұрын

Nah, that was Bruce. 😂

Top 10 most brutal contingency plans for Superman

@gilbertobenavides4433

11 ай бұрын

What show is this

@spider-man9118

10 ай бұрын

@@gilbertobenavides4433it’s a movie. Batman: Hush. I recommend the entire DCAMU series. It’s great we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested (read on) hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. God knew we were wack, but He decided He was still come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot. religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27) also, we have various types of evidence that backs up the Bible. Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day. The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed it and did the math (look it up for more info). We also found Jesus' blood on the Ark of the Covenant which had 23 x chromosomes and 1 Y chromosome. This shows that He was born of a virgin (Mary) and God the Father is His Father. The Holy Spirit exists. I was a slave to s3xual sin for 7-ish d@mn years. Finally at 16, God freed me. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now. also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt. Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection: 1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (the disciples thought Jesus would never resurrect) 2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs 3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (they didn’t have any help. Everyone said “crucify Him”) major L to those opposed to Jesus 4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone 5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus). 6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback) faith and reason, people hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general. thanks for reading

@GabrielKitignaTessouat

10 ай бұрын

@@gilbertobenavides4433I wonder too

@cagegames4755

10 ай бұрын

@@gilbertobenavides4433 It's not a show it's one of the movies

@nitrokid

10 ай бұрын

Batman: "If you ever turn evil, I'm gonna sleep with your girlfriend."

The applause when he arrives 🤣

imagine going to meet you're work buddy and having to pretend you don't know him and then proceeding to steal his girl

Bruce: I thought about buying a newspaper once Clark: I thought about tossing you to the sun

@ElPayasoMalo

11 ай бұрын

That's the worst newspaper!

@shadowdevil126

10 ай бұрын

Bruce: i thought of opening up one of my many many small vaults that holds 5 tons of kryptonite

@nick6var

10 ай бұрын

Batman Owns The Planet! A little over the top for a headline, but it works.

@REALFIGURES-tj7fl

10 ай бұрын

@@shadowdevil126 He will be dead before he can do literally anything Superman can see the Flash move,Batman isnt gonna look faster than a statue to him.

@REALFIGURES-tj7fl

10 ай бұрын

@@Gojo-xd5yr He get lazered through the head before the moment he starts moving his hand to pull out the kryptonite. Also kryptonite only works up close,bad choice for someone that can fly. Enough with the dumb comments,Superman kills him in pretty much any scenario if the writer isnt being stupid Also even without pink kryptonite Batman is already gay with Joker,only explanation why he hasn't killed him

“I do like to multitask” IS ABSURD I WOULD OF CHOKED HIS ASS😭

@rioku2083

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@kanaryskabana

11 ай бұрын

LMAO HELP

@peopleperson360

11 ай бұрын

mf with a lemongrab pfp thinks he can choke batman😭😭😭😭 sit down lil bro

@austinatwood3517

11 ай бұрын

Ayo--THIS COMMENT 🤣

@JoshuaKayle

11 ай бұрын

Would have * What have we done to basic grammar on this continent…?

"wouldn't want any third parties getting involved." 😭😭

Moral of the story: money can buy and steal anything.

@barrytheflamedemon2.039

8 ай бұрын

Literally anything & anyone

"Why do you antagonize him like that, you know he can break you right?" "At this point it's a game, and if he attacks me, I win... and he knows that."

@imikez3815

Жыл бұрын

tfs

@dustinhatfield8373

Жыл бұрын

I know I've seen whatever this quote is from and its irritating me that i cant place it

@The_Average_Enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@@dustinhatfield8373 dragon ball abridged

@dustinhatfield8373

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Average_Enjoyer thank you! God as many times as I've seen that I'm irritated i couldn't place that quote immediately

@HarryK-ld2ed

Жыл бұрын

I understood that reference.

Lesson of the Day: Godlike powers ain't shit if you ain't got no money!

@Getwipedboiii

Жыл бұрын

Money is literally the best super power, pay the right person enough and they can make you into superman, but being superman can't get you the money

@thalassaer4137

Жыл бұрын

​@@Getwipedboiiibreak banks.

@Getwipedboiii

Жыл бұрын

@@thalassaer4137 then you're not a hero.....

@gishgoyim9170

Жыл бұрын

​@@Getwipedboiii 🥱🥱🥱 Oh no. Is that all?

@Getwipedboiii

Жыл бұрын

@@gishgoyim9170 what evil version of superman has ever won?

Superman: Man of steel Batman:balls of steal

I can't help but notice how insanely attractive these characters are in this version 🔥 especially Bruce Wayne 🥵

@Completely_R4nd0m

8 ай бұрын

Dawg… stop

@Squidgyluigi

7 ай бұрын

**W H A T**

@hjuoowou560

6 ай бұрын

They all look the same

Wtf was up with the canned clapping and cheering 💀

@Eli1the2gamer

Жыл бұрын

I was so confused when it happened 💀

@soggyquaver1860

Жыл бұрын

Fr what the fuck was that ☠

@tylerhatala4892

Жыл бұрын

Well you’ve gotta show gratitude for the animated character on a sitcom. They cheered so obviously it’s a sitcom

@blinksfandom4370

Жыл бұрын

It’s just Disney thinking about buying the franchise don’t mind it

@thejordyoshi

Жыл бұрын

It was like Uncle Jesse entered the set.

Not gonna lie batman's the type of guy to accidentally steal your girl without trying💀

@rangerwill

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't. Superman might be the Man Of Steel, but he'll never be stronger than Bruce's wallet.

@nanaberhyl8976

Жыл бұрын

Worst of it, Batman don't seem to be able to enter a relationship for a long period of time... Except for the joker I guess.

@DeathScepter

11 ай бұрын

self confidence will attract women in general and money does help. A multi billonaire does help to get plenty of women

@farkas9410

11 ай бұрын

It’s the billion dollars

@clementchisom8232

11 ай бұрын

​@@rangerwill😂😂

Bruce is so serious when he's Batman. But put him in a situatuon like this, and he's just a petty jerk. 😂

"Just super-type it like you do when you think I'm not looking." 🤣

I swear in EVERY FUCKING SHOW this man just pulls up and snatches Clark's girl😭😭😭

@yahyaalhafizh6507

Жыл бұрын

Does bruce know hes superman?

@yahyaalhafizh6507

Жыл бұрын

and does clark know bruce is batmam

@bagusramadhan372

Жыл бұрын

​@@yahyaalhafizh6507 in this movie, both of them knew each other persona

@grv356

Жыл бұрын

@@bagusramadhan372 name of movie

@pimlicowilliams4416

Жыл бұрын

and smashed

Damien: I thought he was your friend. Bruce: He's one of my best friends in the universe. However, tormenting him is just too much fun.

@rangerwill

10 ай бұрын

Of course. He's the only man in the world who CAN tug on Superman's cape.

@silverhawk8699

9 ай бұрын

"We're best friends. I am *legally allowed* to mess with him as per the best friend code of conduct."

@REALFIGURES-tj7fl

9 ай бұрын

Injustice Batman: Please dont push Clark,just dont

@gabrielferreira-gg7fh

9 ай бұрын

male friendships in nutshell

@KJ_Gaia_Outcast

9 ай бұрын

@@rangerwill Jon Kent can too.

The way Clark’s eyes changed at the end was a WILD

Superman- "I'll zap your ass."

@ericwarren979

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@johnagasso3072

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"Clark, I own the company you work for, you pay me with my own money."

@BluePraetor

Жыл бұрын

Which is technically nonsense. If Bruce owns the company, then his money is the product of Clark's work, meaning that Bruce was technically the one using Clark's money

@heisenberg2712

Жыл бұрын

@@BluePraetor its not just the product of clark's work but thousand's of other employees and the work bruce wayne himself has done handling this company, making investments and other business decisions etc.

@silvercrescent1264

Жыл бұрын

He actually DOES own a controlling share in the Daily Planet though...

@bearlife2212

Жыл бұрын

Yo I was thinking of that same clip

@sonicsucks20

Жыл бұрын

Superman: Bruce you do know I can buy all of wall street and the gambling slots on earth with my abilities making me ten or thirty times richer than you. Hell ill just buy planet earth from my actual parents stash of heirlooms that costs quadrillions of dollars converted into us dollars from actual space audits. Bruce: I still got Lois boyscout. Superman; I got Selina. Bruce: How dare you!!!!

"Just don't forget my big raise, Mr moneybaggs" Golddigger-😂

That Disney laughing sound got me dead😂😂😂

Clark was all “teehee we’re both superheroes omg brucey” but the moment Bruce criticized him he was pondering violence

@BoosterGoldEarth6

Жыл бұрын

Superman aka Supersensitivity

@turdiuolyric8283

Жыл бұрын

@@BoosterGoldEarth6 that’s amazing and I’m stealing that

I love how usually batman has the serious look and superman is smiling, but in their secret identities Bruce is smiling and Clark is frowning lol

@veeyan6882

8 ай бұрын

As humans, Wayne is a God, owns it all, everyone loves him, as heroes, Clark is a God and has it all

@jirredvang901

8 ай бұрын

​@@veeyan6882no batman still has it all

@oopdascoop

8 ай бұрын

​@tonyybands4493 which one?

@creatorx8368

8 ай бұрын

​@@tonyybands4493bro what? He said it as a reference. He was not preaching any new religion. It's just fiction

@RealistSophist

8 ай бұрын

@@tonyybands4493 There are many many gods, you're going to have to be more specific. And please don't say its the genocidal narcissist one.

No way he pulled up to his work, stole his girl and thought about buying their place💀

Clark realized that money is more powerful than him😂

The sitcom applaud track is hilarious lmaoooo

@AwsomePicklez

10 ай бұрын

I swear it's the Icarly track

@cavaebi7890

9 ай бұрын

I SWEAR IT IS @@AwsomePicklez

@MFEeee

9 ай бұрын

Lmao

Look at Clark’s eyes at the very end. Could swear he started to warm his vision up for 1 second

@nietkali_aidyn

11 ай бұрын

Bruh he eyes fr glowed 💀

@firestriker3580

8 ай бұрын

@@nietkali_aidynnot

@MAC-0

8 ай бұрын

Actually, Clark eyes glow because he's being "controlled" (not actively on that exact moment, but still). I don't want to ruin the plot, so help yourself guys and check "Batman: Hush" movie, which is insanely good. Part of "The New 52" series, I also suggest checking the previous movies too, since the events are connected.

@Anon-_-0

6 ай бұрын

Xray

@arieszona

4 ай бұрын

Was about to turn bruce wayne into bruce ashes😆😂🤣

“I’ve admired your work Clark…on occasion.” Bruce literally just went for the fake handshake into slicking your hair back maneuver.

Clark really gave him those “😒really” eyes😂

@MAC-0

8 ай бұрын

Clark was actually "poisoned" Check the movie "Batman: Hush" and see what I'm talking about.

Batman “I do like to multitask”so he’s taking down criminals and stealing your girl at the same time dang we should call him rizzman

@jaylan9517

Жыл бұрын

No comments least change that

@jaylan9517

Жыл бұрын

1st

@Btmn-us2gj

Жыл бұрын

Frfr

@AthenaG3271

Жыл бұрын

The rizzler

@bigbiafra5288

Жыл бұрын

Bruh he's actually there on business and rizzin in his downtime.

no matter what movie or show Bruce always stealing Lois from Clark😂

@arsenol

Жыл бұрын

Which movie btw?

@reece10-

Жыл бұрын

@@arsenol Yh I forgot what movie this is lmao eventhough I watched it😂

@crossfire6558

Жыл бұрын

@@arsenol Batman: Hush. Is the name

@justamemberofjudahskingdom1522

Жыл бұрын

​@@arsenol Batman: Hush

@CeeDoubleU

Жыл бұрын

​@justamemberofjudahskingdom1522 Bruce stole Lois way before Hush. This goes back to Superman the animated series

Im mad you put that audience track, mad but also delighted lol

That applause was straight out of friends or Seinfeld

Bruce is litteraly poking a bear with a stick

@ManimalMoose

11 ай бұрын

To be fair its probably a kryptonite stick.

@judaswasametalhead

10 ай бұрын

Have you heard of the demon core ? The guys studying it had this catchphrase "It's like tickling a sleeping dragon. You can't help yourself to find how far you can go. But if you wake him up ..."

@Dizzy247365plus

10 ай бұрын

No actual bear or stick soooo... probably not "literally"

@swordracer

10 ай бұрын

And he would beat that bear bare handed

@khaledomar6019

10 ай бұрын

@@judaswasametalhead and that incident didnt end well

Clark: Was that an audience clapping? Bruce: That’s not all that will be clapping tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@lightzpy8049

Жыл бұрын

Lois about to see the whole bat cave

@laureenthompkins

Жыл бұрын

@@lightzpy8049 DA BAT DINGUS!!!

@whiterabbit75

Жыл бұрын

@@lightzpy8049 I think you mean she's about to find out what's like to _BE_ the Bat Cave.

@odingames4010

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ShaneDouglas713

Жыл бұрын

DAAAAAAMN!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

And that's probably whySuperman doesn't trust him, he just stole his girl 7 times

superman acting like homelander "I AM BETTER"

The best part is she actually does prefer Bruce

@josephkatambwe1107

Жыл бұрын

She don’t

@UnfilteredBoredom

Жыл бұрын

I'm some instances she does, but not in this universe.

@lurker5767

Жыл бұрын

@@techbetold lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Miguel-Red

Жыл бұрын

​@@josephkatambwe1107in the original she did She loves Bruce but hates Batman Hates Clark but loves Superman Who understands her honestly

@nicholeguan5625

Жыл бұрын

@@coreyaherne5052 like most women lol

Superman: “So I started firing my laser”

@zacharyradford5552

Жыл бұрын

Still don’t erase the smell of bat from Louis cave.

@4shizzal

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@IndianChad2005

Жыл бұрын

​@@zacharyradford5552 😂😂

@holoqofholoqqia9503

Жыл бұрын

"IMMA FIRIN MAH LASER"

@goofy_ahh6973

11 ай бұрын

​@@zacharyradford5552louis cave is that what i think it is 🗿

Clarke gonna be Xraying the whole time seeing Bruce clapping Lois cheeks 😂😂😂

Well we all know that Bruce has always been the charmer 😂

Bro came to metropolis just to rizz and flex on his rival now that is some lengend activity right there

@Proudtrekkie96

Жыл бұрын

What does rizz means??

@MrbigZAq

Жыл бұрын

​@@Proudtrekkie96it's a play on the word "charisma"

@imsentinelprime9279

11 ай бұрын

​@@Proudtrekkie96bruh

@Junglehunter677

8 ай бұрын

On reality bruce wayne was in metropolis to aquire his majority shares of Lexcorp, while batman was investigating lex luthors involvement in an international heist ring

Did y'all see how Clark was clenching his fists? Bro was heated. 😂

@momo23461

Жыл бұрын

Arthur on the school bus vibes 😂

@barrytheflamedemon2.039

8 ай бұрын

He boutta fire his heat vision

For a second Clark looked like he was about to blast Bruce in the back with his heat vision lol. Bruce is probably the only person that can mess with Clark like that and get away with it.

genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist,World Greatest Detective,God Of Knowledge,

and he actually owns the building. hes fucking rich no doubt

@nagmamahalbalagtas

Жыл бұрын

In this time, he doesnt yet. But about to

@ivandorsu2001

Жыл бұрын

Name of the movie?

@awesumtoast97

Жыл бұрын

​@@ivandorsu2001 I think it's Batman Hush. I hate everyone's tryna gatekeep it or act like they know

Batman: dark brooding Bruce Wayne: huge flirt

Batman Hush is the name of the movie. If Marvel has better big movies but comics and Animated Movies/Series vise DC is the GOAT.

“I like your work, here’s this cool rock I found”

Can't blame Batman, Lois is a badass

@apocalypsej2738

Жыл бұрын

Yup bitches can't be tamed

@plague8163

Жыл бұрын

Animated Lois. Cinematic Lois is just a damsel in distress.

@anubhavkumar2354

Жыл бұрын

​@@plague8163 Absolutely but Snyder Fan wouldn't agree on this.

@lotuscat3173

Жыл бұрын

​@@anubhavkumar2354 oh i am one and i completely agree, hollywood sucks like 70% of the time

@MiyuMotou

Жыл бұрын

@@plague8163 yes I meant this Lois in particular

Clark: Something tells me a man like you is here for more than an interview. Bruce: I'm here to clap cheeks.

@soundburyermusic4278

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣Expeditiously

@barrytheflamedemon2.039

8 ай бұрын

Especially Lois's cheeks lmao

Bruce wayne saying "own the planet" sounds fun

The audience applauding killed me

Superman: Man of Steel Batman: Balls of Steel

Now we know that the mask hides his true personality. Bro actually said he enjoyed multitasking. Savage.

@silvercrescent1264

Жыл бұрын

Thank you. I get so irritated by how many people pull a kill bill and think the mask is the real personality. Not at all helped by modern interpritations of the characters mind you.

@TotallyNotJoe_

Жыл бұрын

@@silvercrescent1264 It seriously just depends on the adaptation. In most of the recent cases I'd say the people who "pull a kill bill" are right

@silvercrescent1264

Жыл бұрын

@@TotallyNotJoe_ thats because they are written by people who have the understanding of the characters demonstrated by kill bill and the nihilistic attitude to boot.

@TotallyNotJoe_

Жыл бұрын

@@silvercrescent1264 True, for some reason I didn't read that part of your comment 😅 (I still personally really love the thought of Batman being business only yet still having soft spots).

@0ut1aw

Жыл бұрын

​@silvercrescent1264 in Nolan trilogy interpretation of Batman. During the masquerade scene, they had intentionally made Christian Bale the only person in the shot not wearing a mask, basically saying Bruce Wayne is the mask.

Batman/Bruce’s True Power: *Rizz*

Not the recorded crowd chanting when Bruce Wayne appears😭💀

and that's the power of bruce wayne, get everything he wants. edit: i wrote "except parents" but everyone told me that alfred is his father. so STOP.

@GodOfFools

Жыл бұрын

you are so cruel

@GodOfFools

Жыл бұрын

you are so cruel

@Phantom-lk5gp

Жыл бұрын

@@GodOfFools Cry about it

@Fjdhdyfnd

Жыл бұрын

Dude 👨🏻‍🦲

@flamelover1746

Жыл бұрын

Alfred politely coughs