Batman really said: "The true Minecraft are the friends we made along the way."

Dude just explained making a friend like a doomsday machine blueprint.

@yaqinmalul6467

5 ай бұрын

Or just takeover steve via mind control it work

@samtrollin

4 ай бұрын

​@@yaqinmalul6467 which gm

@robertmorgenweck1242

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like batman.

@redraptor1099

4 ай бұрын

ye basicly also bat man the man just wants a fraind you dont need to contain him

batman when he creates a steve murdering virus, but steve drinks a pixelated bucket of milk.

@venvenunknown9503

4 ай бұрын

Steve:nothing just a scratch batman,can i build now?

@stargazer-elite

4 ай бұрын

I think that is what he was referring to when he mentions his God like abilities and the summoning of allies and foes

@sir_slimestone3797

5 күн бұрын

Just wait until Steve starts using totems of undying and respawning, and then when he abuses redstone to create weapons of mass destruction including arrows with enough velocity to one hit anything(yes minecraft arrows do more damage the faster they go, I've seen arrow cannons one hit kill withers)

Darkseid: I have an army. Batman: We have Steve.

@azikhan1707

4 ай бұрын

kill/dark side

@keller-pe8rd

2 ай бұрын

​@@azikhan1707 No it /kill not kill/

@IluminousOne-9.7.2

Ай бұрын

Steve: Places a sign saying" ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHH" And proceeds to summon power 208221 Fireballs

So, TL;DR, make Steve a friend.

@reeeeffoT

4 ай бұрын

He actually did in the sung jin woo contingency plan.

@azikhan1707

4 ай бұрын

Tldr gave god a friend

Just wait until we find out Steve has access to server commands: Ban, kill, creative, teleport, give, command blocks ect. But hearing Batman talk about how lonely Steve is made me realize how lonely we Minecrafters are.

@djmewtwo6981

4 ай бұрын

That’s what I think he meant by saying manipulate time and space

@timostark5225

4 ай бұрын

Space manipulation: /clone /fill /setblock /tp Time manipulation: /time set day /tick /gamerule randomtickspeed /data merge entity (aging mobs artficaly)

@misterlau5246

4 ай бұрын

Loneliness is cool. No carbon bags filled with water whose life has not any value of purpose is better bwahahaha 😅🤣🤭😉😉

@mauricesteel4995

3 ай бұрын

*Plays Sweden in the background*

I like to imagine this is just Batman after he started playing Minecraft for the first time.

Of course Batman can weaponize friendship, what did we expect?

@anthonypyritz2927

3 ай бұрын

MLP did it first.

And then he finds out that Steve knows about multiplayer worlds

@anthonypyritz2927

3 ай бұрын

Steve probably thinks he is in one.

A year in Minecraft is 26,297.5 days is 72 years our time. Minecraft first released in ‘09 and Alex was added in ‘14 that’s a 5 year difference. 72×5 is 360 so in a way Steve has been alone for 360 years. Give or take a few encounters with Herobrine

@Isokka.

5 ай бұрын

How do you know Steve lived 1 year tho?

@robertoxlnubillux8964

4 ай бұрын

@@Isokka. there is no true lore in minecraft only, hints and aspects that implies there was something before steve got into this world, so it makes sense that a fictional human cube character has has 360 years alone since its not even mentioned that alex exists canonically since singeplayer was the first thing minecraft introduced.

@ItApproaches

2 ай бұрын

Multiplayer and villagers?

First one I see that's not "Think of a way to kill him while pretending to be a friend" instead its just "Friend"

@dp3631

4 ай бұрын

Hey already does this to everyone. Friend or not.

Just send the Flash at him, they'd be friends in an hour at most.

Generator Rex would be a neat one to do.

@SafeWeb-rx6kj

5 ай бұрын

*General

@jw-py9nw

5 ай бұрын

@@SafeWeb-rx6kj No, Generator Rex from the Cartoon Network show Generator Rex about the kid who can turn his body parts into machines to fight EVOs.

So Batman’s saying that the best way to handle Steve is to befriend him? I guess Batman got wise to the conventions of sandbox games. While we’re on the topic of friendship, I nominate a plan for Roxas (Kingdom Hearts). Stopping him could involve similar solutions.

Dude can carry the whole dc universe in his pocket. Leave him alone

@ItApproaches

2 ай бұрын

But falls off a cliff and fall damage kills him lol.

@scientist368

2 ай бұрын

@@ItApproaches which means the fall dmg in his universe can solo the whole dc

@ItApproaches

2 ай бұрын

@@scientist368 No. he's just a human in block form.

@scientist368

2 ай бұрын

@@ItApproaches and Darkseid is a human painted grey with red eyes

@ItApproaches

2 ай бұрын

@@scientist368 Darkseid is a cosmic deity.

contingency plan for chuck norris

@cutiepie6796

4 ай бұрын

WHY.... HE'S OLD AND WEAK

@Game-vi2od

4 ай бұрын

​@@cutiepie6796Bro...💀💀💀

@Game-vi2od

4 ай бұрын

Pray🙏 just PRAY

@cutiepie6796

4 ай бұрын

@@Game-vi2od WHAT?

@Game-vi2od

4 ай бұрын

@cutiepie6796 U called Chuck Norris weak. Ur about to die, his third fist under his chin is already flying at u🧔‍♂️🫵🤜💀

*Plot twist Steve prefers to be alone*

Contingency plan for Slenderman

Batman’s next contingency plan should be about kid cosmic.

I underestimated this series. That felt like a genuine Batman type approach

Bruce just wants Steve to make a new batcave for free for him.

I feel like steve would show little to no remorse in some way, since in his world everything is the same. If he were to kill someone, he would think that he could find the same person somewhere else, or in some case that they would respawn

@CrowbornChaos

2 ай бұрын

He also could MAKE someone respawn, if he wished.

@metalsonic5669

2 ай бұрын

@@CrowbornChaos Batman: Steve, you weren't supposed to kill the Joker, now he is gone forever. Steve: oh ok *Force's joker to live again*

*years later, in a battle against bane* Batman: "Steve, need a little help here!" Steve: "should I just \murk him?" Batman: "NO MURKING" Steve: "alright" *teleports Bane into an arkham asylum cell*

Man, I want to see one of a plan contingence for alex mercer.

Next contingency blend should be about agent J and agent K from the MLB, otherwise known as the men in Black.

Despite the comic aspect of this scenario it's actually really not only in character but very wholesome.

Batman's contingency plan for Steve is literally just playing multiplayer Minecraft irl.

You've got a friend in me!

Batman challenges Steve to show Gotham the most common structure from his world. Enormous phallic structure ensues.

Contingency plan on Galeem and Dharkon would be amazing

@ElEseLlamadoAngeloSFA

4 ай бұрын

Yeah

See Batman a counter to your first idea is called "Multiplayer"

Plan for Steve: uhhhh handshake?

Contingency plan: ghost in the machine Subject: herobrine

We need a contingency plan on courier six aka the Lone Wanderer.

@Lumbago-box

4 ай бұрын

You really think a mailman is going to be able to keep up with batman, let Alone the justice league

@MemeSlayer982

4 ай бұрын

@@Lumbago-box You don't fuck with the Mailman that made the entire Mojave Wasteland his *bitch*

@dinodude6992

4 ай бұрын

​@@Lumbago-box Armored piercing rounds and high grade explosives, some landmines of varying degrees, and vats. Batmans not the only one that can use prep time

Bruce's simple but clever plans for people who are full of loneliness hits kinda different coming from him.

Put Steve and the Riddler together. It'd benefit both

@NEWDOR1A

4 ай бұрын

They'd be best friends in no time lol xD

awesome video dude. Can you do how batman prepare against John Cena? I think its not possible

@MultiversalWiisdom

5 ай бұрын

How do you fight someone you can't see? 💀

Not gonna lie Batman befriending Steve would be amazing. You know how easily Gotham could be protected. You know how easy it would be to just lock the Joker up forever lol.

Next video the queen in chess

Never sleep in Steve bro

I wonder what wonder be batman contingency for jurassic park and jurassic world from failing

LOL, if you can't beat them befriend them.

Excellent video. Thank you for the video.

Another contigency for steve ; Just summon Infinity creeper using portal or devise

@kyra6775

3 ай бұрын

Creative mode/spectator mode

@sir_slimestone3797

5 күн бұрын

or he just respawns

Now you have to do Alex and Herobrine

@titaniumstar1772

5 ай бұрын

Alex is just female steve

@spectrumdrakari5300

5 ай бұрын

@@titaniumstar1772 but this was just Steve. Not Alex and Steve

@titaniumstar1772

5 ай бұрын

@@spectrumdrakari5300 stuff steve?

And on top of that, he can respawn

did you made Batman trying to be a social companion to steve? wow thats... very intriguigging to hear form a man like him, and second in case Batman needs help he needs to be an "admin" to rival Steve's creative mode as well as to try to prevent him to activate that capability, and in case he is in survival mode, remove his inventory and put him in a cell of stone and obsidian so he cannot escape as a simple but effective suggestion in case batman needs to fight him

@mibroelcacas

4 ай бұрын

Removing Steve inventory is literally impossible without admin (/clear) or by killing him. Steve can also just tap into creative mode to remove obsidian and stone. You gave ideas, but there are just no way to carry them out so yeah.

@CrowbornChaos

2 ай бұрын

Wouldn't work. he can break obsidian and stone with his fist.

Try contingency 007 (James Bond)

@plantainsame2049

5 ай бұрын

Laxatives in the martini should take him down

Imagine Batman playing Minecraft with Steve to save the world lol

Just crouch/bow to him a few times and if he does the same you're good

Idea: contingency for titans from attack on titan

Ms Frizzle from the Magic School Bus

"batman can't beat steve" never letting go of that one

Good analysis Cam you do one in the future for undertale frisk or sans and papyrus or flowery.

I want to see the contingency plan on V1 from Ultra kill

steve... but with a hacked client

Contingency Plane: Fate/

Contingency plan Murder Drones Cyn

Can you do Ratchet and Clank?

Can you do a video on Sung Jin Woo from Solo Leveling?

Damn, this got me sad today Reminded me of why I stopped playing Minecraft myself

Robin Steve thats wild Batman a D1 recruiter

What? Solitude? 😅 🤣 The dogs are friends of his, the villagers too.. 🤔 Well.... Steve will always respawn. You mean to face him in his universe? Then you can go as a player and preferably with a team, infiltrate his HQ, make him go nuts by killing his dogs, enslaved villagers, cattle, destroying his Redstone contraptions and stealing all his materials and items. Setting traps when he is not home, etc. 😳 Oh. You don't kill, but anyways you would eliminate all lights of his house to favour the spawning of mobs.. 🤔 Bwahahaha

@agaimless3724

4 ай бұрын

Turns on creative mode /kill @e Cleansed the world because you Piss him off

@misterlau5246

4 ай бұрын

@@agaimless3724 since creative mode is allowed, it would be funnier to get command blocks and at his coordinates, and some blocks over his head, spawn anvils 😁😈😈😈 Command block in loop mode 😈😈😈😈 Or spawning creepers, same way... 😈😈😈😈😈🤣 Kill... Players respawn. 🤔 ok. Lots of anvils. Hope the game won't crash after a while 😈😅🤣

Batmans weakness he is color blind they are blue pants and light blue or teal shirt

Batman Contigency Plans: God

Introduce him to Plasticman

Destruction of his place of rest will render his ability to reform back into a single location, and that is where he will be at his most vulnerable. A prison made of bedrock, unbreakable without the needed tools which would have been lost to him upon death will render him trapped forever as even his death by hunger will only place him back within the same prison he died in. His initial death to trigger this outcome can come in a multitude of ways; a fall from a great height without a token in hand, swimming in a pool of lava with so platform to climb to, an attack from a barage of enemies native to his world with his vast array of weapons destroyed upon overuse, or even convincing him to drop himself into the void.

Forgot a lot of information but not bad

Steve's pants are purple I did not know that

Pls do Emiya Archer

Just create a device that can project a soft hiss over long distances. Steve will eventually die of stress or get complacent and ignore a real creeper.

@agaimless3724

4 ай бұрын

Turns on Creative mode😂

Steve's Psychological Profile - What psych profile? This is all conjecture, at best. Steve is an avatar for the player, not a character in his own right. A tabula rasa with no actual personality of his own.

You could also make a fake end or nether portal to trap him

@agaimless3724

4 ай бұрын

Turns on creative mode to tp out or kills himself to respawn at his last bed 😂

@deathbrine-ht9rf

4 ай бұрын

In terms of respawn, set a trap there as well, but yeah tp is a good point

Make a contingency plan for the slimes from terraria

When you can tell the script was ai generated

Just wait until he has to put up with the guy from Terraria

Now herobrine

Where does the speed comes from? He doesn't seem to move that fast in the game

@agaimless3724

4 ай бұрын

He has access to creative mode and commands

I have a contingency plan Level 255 healing potion Yes a healing potion to kill him Cus you cant contain him cus he will just break through it Another plan catch elder gardians they poses powers to giving mining fatigues to steve and make steve touch a hoxed bed to trap him

@agaimless3724

4 ай бұрын

Turns on creative mode😂

Do Sung Jin woo from solo leveling

Can you make a video where at least 1 fictional character is invincible/unbeatable to batman contingency plan no matter how much prep time batman was given PLEASE THIS MEME/BULLSHIT IS HAUNTING ME FOR FUCKIN YEARS NOW!!!!!

@Orcbrother13

5 ай бұрын

Its been done by another batman contingency channel and it was bugs bunny.

@caindain2179

5 ай бұрын

@@Orcbrother13 how about another then

@cameronborner8050

5 ай бұрын

@@Orcbrother13link?

What about contingency plans for Steven Universe ?

What about Arkhamverse Batman

4:15 Except it's not because Steve's durability is not that great as he can be harmed by regular arrows fired from skeletons.

@whothefrickareyou8106

2 ай бұрын

He also says he's the fastest being in any universe. that makes me think he's talking about Steve in creative mode with commands on. He can tp anywhere in the universe in less than a second.

@azikhan1707

Ай бұрын

Resistance 5 has entered chat.

try Sukuna

the true way to beat steve is deop him then trap him in bedrock

@agaimless3724

4 ай бұрын

Turns on creative mode 😂

@hadesball2927

4 ай бұрын

@@agaimless3724 deop him if youre the host if he is well youre screwed

The measurements for steve's height are incorrect Steve is 2 meters tall exactly

@stargazer-elite

4 ай бұрын

Whilst that is true, using pixel measurements, Steve, when standing at max height is slightly shorter than 2 full blocks that’s why you don’t bang your head on the very bottom edge of a block two blocks above if he was actually two blocks high, he would be scraping his head on the roof of a two block high house, which I would assume would be pretty painful plus when you use snow layers or carpet, you can go slightly higher up and still stand at max height in a two block high room

"While being near omnipotent, Steve consistently keeps mental barrier set upon himself, limiting his mobility from being able to fly at near impossible speeds to only being able to run at around 7 mph, as well as limiting his carrying capacity and his regeneration both from "nearly infinite" to "somewhat probable." He supposedly does this for the sake of setting a challenge for himself, surviving and thriving in a world that could actually pose a threat to him, maybe even halting it altogether. My intel shows he even occasionally completely nullifies his ability to regenerate after suffering fatal, and denying himself the capacity to ever set foot in that world again. All for the sake of a challenge. My contingency is to goad him into doing just that. Offer up the possibility of a genuinely interesting challenge. His fascination of old architecture and simplistic weaponry, as well as his past run-ins with what is known as the "Ender Dragon" upon a small floating island suggests he has a sort-of fascination with basic, one-on-one style combat. All that is necessary is to challenge him to transfer to his weakened state to take all the time he needs to fashion himself armor and weapons to then face me in gladiatorial combat, all in one "life." This could give him the option to wreak more havoc, but the more time we spend with him in his mortal form, the better. Perhaps, this could even take place in a more rural part of the world, with little to no chance of human or animal casualties. I have marked all the best options for this location on file. As for openly letting him fashion all his own gear, not only does this contingency plan have to account for whether he plays it fair OR if he just automatically grants himself all of his best gear right away, I see as it more of an opportunity to keep track of everything he will have ready for the upcoming fight. While it's reasonable to assume he will only have the extent a sword and bow in terms of offense as he normally does, he has also made a fully-functional computer before. So, by all accounts, it's best to play it safe and opt to monitor him with nano machines disguised as bugs he would find too small to notice. The suit I will wear has to be prepared for everything he would still have in his own arsenal, from his super-human strength, to his enchanted weapons. The Batsuit I used to combat Superman should work as a good baseline, as his mortal form isn't quite strong enough to punch through EVERY material right away. While I could use more advanced-looking weaponry, I need to make sure that it at least is perceived as a winnable fight, so I will only grant myself shield, sword, and spear-like weaponry. One of his most deadly enchantments include what is known as "Sharpness VI" which allows the blade it is bound to even more cutting power than what should be physically possible. The gauntlets of my suit will have a 3 cm thick coating of self-healing metallic gel. Perfect for letting a blade cut, then completely nullifying all damage. "Piercing VI" is an enchantment he can apply to his bow or crossbow, allowing arrows to do much more damage by doing exactly that. I will equip myself with a number of collapsible bullet-proof shields, catching the bolt before it can get anywhere close to my body and replacing the shield in use with another one as soon as it's taken too much damage. What's definitely the most damning of weapons he has, however, is the Spectral Arrow, which can supposedly pass through any material only to do damage to living tissue. This is the sole reason why it should be decided whether or not it should be me in combat OR a drone disguised as me. This should only be resorted to in the case that Steve is identified to have actually retrieved one of these artifacts, as these are one of the few things he can't make himself, and are extremely rare. Only ever found in the same dimension the Ender Dragon resides. It is imperative that we only use this as a last resort, as if this were to be found out, Steve might just revert back to his True form in retort. Our best bet, however, is the arena itself. Built out of a conducive material, I have designed this arena to eject 30 million volts, the equivalent of a lightning strike, from the dome ceiling into the floor several times, over the course of 76 seconds. This should be enough to kill anyone still inside of it, in the case that my vitals go dead during the fight... I hope that it doesn't have to come to this." That's just what I think should've been his contingency.

@azikhan1707

4 ай бұрын

kill/batman Steve wins

Batman just invited a Immortal, reality bending, block man to his universe to be his friend. He does know that if Steve uses his "powers" in our reality, he would literally destroy the world. If Steve did travel here, he would probably do so with a nether portal. Enter portals spawn Zombified pigmen. Zombified Pigment can Infect pigs. So just coming here kills all our pigs and creates a new potentially hostile race on our world. Not to mention the possibility of an actual zombie getting through. But after that, you have to wonder what infinite water will do to our world. We are already having problems with global warming, melting the ice caps. Using Ender pearls or portals creates ender mites. A new dangerous species add to our world Messing with our ecosystem. The same problem if he wants to farm any nether plant. What if he enters a city with bad omen. With the size of our cities, can you imagine how big the raid will be. If one gets away, all of a sudden, you have yet another hostile species walking around. He hits someone with his Channeling triton and boom instant witch. Nope, Steve doesn't get to come here.